Charmed s06e11 Episode Script
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She's supposed to be here by now.
- So she's a little late.
|- No, she's a lot late.
Paige used to be the first one|to a vanquish.
What's wrong with her? She's in love.
That's hardly wrong.
It is when it interferes with|her responsibilities as a Charmed One.
Why don't you just let me|handle this one alone.
Because you've handled|the last four vanquishes alone.
You should have|never let them move out.
Hey, you don't see me complaining,|I'm happy for them.
And you should be too.
So where is this demon|and what's its name? No one knows its name.
And it's too strong|for one witch to handle alone.
How much longer|is this gonna take? Go see what Phoebe's doing.
- Where'd he go?|- Hong Kong.
Hong Kong? This is the last time|I work crowd control for you guys.
Hi.
Oh, how's Wyatt?|I miss him so much.
He misses you too.
|Is this a bad time? No, this is a great time.
|Jason's away at a conference.
I was just practicing my origami.
|This is a tiger.
You can have that.
- I'm sorry I didn't visit.
|- No, no, don't be silly.
You've obviously been|really busy folding.
I'm sorry I have to|ask for your help, but No, it's okay.
I mean, if you don't|enter the tiger's cave, you may never get the cub, right? - Come again?|- Ancient Chinese proverb.
Means "nothing ventured,|nothing gained," you know? - Can we get the show on the road?|- Sure.
- Okay.
|- Keep that.
Look, when the safety hazard's clear,|you can go to work.
- Just be patient, okay?|- Yeah, easy for you to say.
- I got four mouths to feed.
|- Yeah, me too.
- Got that right.
|- Yeah.
Okay, what do you|want me to do? You're the bait.
|All you gotta do is levitate into the air.
And when this demon|senses your magic, it's gonna come fast and hard.
Okay.
Be careful of my origami.
|That tiger took two fricking hours.
Okay, let's do it.
- What was that?|- What was that? All clear.
Maybe you should just take me|out back and hose me down.
Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry I'm late.
|Did I miss the vanquish? - Ask her.
|- Hi, hi, hi.
Hey.
- Oh, my God, Phoebe, how are you?|- Great.
- How's Jason?|- He's great.
How's Richard? He's fabulous.
He was taking his time|getting out of the house this morning.
That's why I couldn't orb.
Wait, you don't orb|with him in the house? She's asked Richard|to not use his magic.
So I'm trying to be supportive|and, you know, not use my magic in front of him.
A magic-free life.
You're the last witch|in the world I'd expect that from.
It's not magic-free,|it's just magic-light.
Yeah, it's still a lot to give up.
What I get from him kind of|more than makes up for it, I think.
- How's Hong Kong?|- It's fascinating.
I'm studying numerology|and the Chinese zodiac.
But, you know, distant waters|doesn't quench the immediate thirst.
- Ancient Chinese proverb.
|- It just means that I miss my family.
Well, that's good,|because your family misses you too.
I mean, I don't have a lot of people|to hang out with, aside from my baby,|who doesn't really say much, and then|one really neurotic whitelighter.
Yeah, how is my little buddy Chris? Last time I saw him,|he wasn't in such good shape.
He's trying his best to hide it,|but he's still really shaken up.
Well, he lost his fiancée, you know?|I don't blame him, it's huge.
There's something in the future|that's freaking him out.
Yeah, he's more determined than ever|to protect Wyatt from evil, which means there's|a new demon hunt every day.
I feel like such a bad sister, leaving you guys alone|to handle all this.
No, no.
We're fine.
Wyatt and I actually enjoy|having the manor to ourselves.
- Really?|- Yeah.
I mean, we have room to spread out,|and life is very quiet and calm, and, best of all,|everything stays clean.
If I'm gonna hang out,|I better change my clothes.
- I think I left some here.
|- I'll go with you.
You know, being born under|the Year of the Ox is a good thing.
It means you're|a natural-born leader.
- What happened to my room?|- Holy I guess when Piper said she was|gonna spread out, she wasn't kidding.
But where's all my stuff? I mean, I have stuff, you know.
|Lots and lots of stuff.
Well, being an Ox,|I can take charge of this.
You can borrow something from|my room until we straighten this out.
Oh, hi, baby.
This one too? Yeah, you move,|you lose it in this family.
You could lose a lot more|than a bedroom.
Hi, Chris, I'm fine,|thank you.
And you? It's his job to offer his opinion.
You know, the only reason she's even|here is Paige missed the vanquish.
- Another one?|- Yeah.
That makes, what,|five in a row now? You guys are such nags.
When did you two|become so chummy? We're not chummy.
He's gone through|a lot protecting Wyatt, and I figure, instead of doubting him,|I should help him a little.
So, what do you guys think?|You like Wyatt's new room? I like it.
I just like my room too.
And I like it, I just like my room too.
Well, you guys were the ones|that moved out, not me.
So where are my clothes? Oh, God.
This is really|kind of hitting home.
- What's that?|- Well, that I don't live here anymore.
I know what you mean.
At Richard's, it just doesn't|feel like home yet, you know? I don't know, I guess|I just had more fun here.
Yeah, because this place is a riot.
No, I just I don't know, I guess|I'm more free here.
"Free to be me.
" Oh, wow, Phoebe,|these are some boots.
No, they're not mine, but I wish|they were, because they're hot.
The box says "Penny.
"|Penny, as in "Grams" Penny? No way.
I refuse to believe that Grams|ever wore anything this hot.
Yeah, I figured her|more for steel-toed orthopaedics.
You know, the better|to kick your ass with.
They're your size, Paige.
|Try them on.
- I don't know.
|- Oh, come on, just do it.
They're kind of '60s.
So, what's wrong with the '60s? The '60s was, like,|the worst fashion era.
Hello.
Bad clothing, bad hair, and extremely questionable|personal hygiene.
Hey, they fit.
Hey, where'd she go? Pardon me Hold on, I'm adjusting my aura.
You know how those|blocked chakras can get.
There.
You brought my go-go boots.
|Right on.
Actually, they brought me.
That's because I cast|a return-to-owner spell on all my favourite stuff.
I'm always taking my clothes off and forgetting them somewhere|these days.
- Excuse me, who are you?|- Penny.
Penny.
As in "Penny Halliwell" Penny?|- Yeah.
- Who are you?|- I'm Paige.
I'm your gr I'm your grandest fan.
I've heard so much about you.
Far out.
Far out.
You have no idea how far out.
The whitelighters|are putting on a light show.
Come on, Paige,|you don't wanna miss this.
What do you mean, you lost Paige? Well, it was really weird.
I mean, one second she was here,|and the next second: It kind of happened after she|put on a pair of Grams' boots.
Grams cast spells on her clothes|when she was young.
Wait, you knew Grams|when she was young? Yeah, we crossed paths once or twice|when I was a young whitelighter.
Well, I barely remember it.
Well, if the boots did belong|to your grandmother, we better summon her from the dead.
|Maybe she can tell us what happened.
- Okay, let's get the candles.
|- But you Yeah.
- Really groovy.
|- Pretty groovy.
Out of sight.
I'm Robin, by the way.
So, what do you think? Oh, my God, is that Leo? - You know him?|- I thought I did.
- Yeah.
|- Yeah, man.
What are all these people|doing here? Oh, they're not just people.
|They're witches.
With a few whitelighters thrown in.
I don't suppose any of them know|how to open a time portal, do they? Anything's possible|when you free your minds.
That's why we're gathering|here tonight, for a magical be-in.
Oh, like a human be-in.
When Timothy Leary said,|"Tune in, turn on, drop out"? No, there's no acid allowed|in the manor, Paige.
We're all on a contact high.
I'm not on drugs.
I'm just having a bad trip.
How do you know what's|gonna happen at the Human Be-ln? It's tomorrow at Golden Gate Park.
I just kind of know things.
Like I know I wanna go home.
- Do you have an active power?|- Yeah, I can orb.
Groovy.
Hey, everyone, we have|a witch here who can orb.
- Groovy.
|- Right on.
Lay some orbs on us, sister.
Fine, if it'll help me|get out of here.
Big, fat tape thingy.
Oh, my powers must be down.
|Must be the past.
Past few minutes.
This patchouli oil,|it's really making me light-headed.
Performance anxiety.
Listen, if you want|some private coaching, there's an empty room upstairs,|you dig? No, I don't dig.
- You okay, honey?|- Yeah.
I don't know how I'm gonna|get home without my magic.
I've never seen so many witches just hanging out.
Wait till the magical be-in.
This house was built|on a spiritual nexus.
We're gonna tap into its power tonight|and ride the magic wave.
Are you sure|you're Penny Halliwell? Everything on schedule for tonight? They're lining up|like lambs to the slaughter.
Oh, it's gonna be a massacre.
I wish we could take them out now.
|I can't stand these peace-lovers.
Just keep it together|a little while longer.
We want this place packed.
And I see a few new arrivals|since my last visit.
This one's dressed a little strange,|don't you think? - Where's she from?|- I don't know.
- She just got here.
|- Well, keep an eye on her.
The attack takes place|on schedule tonight.
And if you need anything,|I'll be close by.
So, what do you say, Paige?|Join us tonight? You know, as much as I|consider myself a free spirit, I really can't.
|I need to go home.
If there's any way that you can help|me write a spell so I can find my way Oh, Allen's back.
- Hi.
|- Hey.
Where's Patty? I dropped her off at my sister's.
|She's gonna crash there tonight.
Patty, like "Mom" Patty? I mean, you're a mom.
- Janice?|- Excuse me? I just came back|from my sister's pad, and for a second I thought|I was looking at her again.
Paige, this is my old man, Allen.
He's not a witch,|but he's cool with it.
- Allen, your first husband.
|- My first and only.
I'm not that into free love.
Listen up, I passed this groovy|drum circle on my way here.
- Who wants to check it out?|- Count me in.
I think I'm gonna|do some light reading.
Is your Book of Shadows|in the attic? I swear, it's like you could|be my sister.
Or your granddaughter.
If you had a granddaughter, that is,|which you won't unless I get home.
You can't leave now.
We need as many witches|as possible tonight.
She's right, Paige, come with us.
Who wants a ride|on the rainbow bus? You know, if I hadn't|taken over Paige's room, this never would've happened.
|This is all my fault.
- What's done is done.
|- What's done is done.
Okay, you two really need|to get a room.
Yeah.
Hear these words, hear my cry|Spirit from the other side Come to thee, I summon thee|Cross now the great divide Well, it's about time|you called to say hello.
Oh, how are my darlings? We got a problem.
Well, you're not the only one.
- Orb out.
|- No, magic makes it grow.
Summoning her spirit|already gave it power.
Oh, you must be Chris,|the new whitelighter.
You know, he doesn't look|very qualified for the job.
- Chris, just let me blast it.
|- She's right.
Orb.
For heavens' sakes, listen to them.
We'll find a way|to vanquish the foul thing later.
Now.
You and Paige moved out? - When?|- A few weeks ago.
But we're handling everything.
Dear, you have Paige|stuck in the past and a demonic blob|roaming the manor.
Exactly how are you|handling things? We're still in an adjustment period.
There would be no adjustment period|if you were living under one roof.
Why in heaven's name|did you move out? To be with Jason.
You said it yourself,|"never give up on love.
" Remember? I didn't say give up on your sisters.
And you.
You're the oldest,|how could you let them move out? You know, it really wasn't that hard, because they deserve a shot|at a normal life.
They're not normal, Piper.
And neither are you.
|When are you going to learn that? Well, I guess never.
All this over men.
How many times have I told you,|men are utensils.
You use them, wash them, and throw them in a drawer|until you need them again.
Everyone, quiet.
I can hear it.
I think it's in the wall.
Yeah, it's in the wall.
We need Paige.
It took the power|of three to vanquish it in the future.
What? If you knew that, why didn't|you tell me that in the first place? I could barely get two of you|together, let alone three.
Besides, it's not that big right now.
|I thought two could handle it.
Leo, you take point.
Chris here is much too green|to guide my girls.
What? You know what,|you can just stop that right Quiet.
It's time to give|this floundering ship a rudder.
Now, which boots did Paige put on? Red.
Go-go boots.
We've got a problem.
Those boots took Paige back|to the Summer of Love, which was one of the most|crucial times of my life.
What do you mean, crucial? Your grandfather Allen, rest his soul,|was a sweet man, but he led me straight down|the hippie-dippie trail.
- You were a flower child?|- Yeah, well, don't rub it in.
What's important is that|Allen was killed by my best friend.
I didn't know it then,|but she was evil.
And I walked in|right after it happened.
What did you do? Well, let's just say that|my peacenik days ended fast.
Along with that bitch Robin.
- If she hadn't killed Allen|- You'd still be a flower child.
And the Charmed Ones|would be dead.
I know I'm a ball-buster.
But it kept me alive|to protect my girls from all the demons|that came after them as kids.
I cast my return-to-owner spell|on a lot of clothes that summer.
- So|- So we get to go back there? And we get to meet|our grandfather? Don't make too much out of it,|because whatever you do, you can't change the past|or tell anyone you're from the future.
- Well, why does he get to?|- Because I know what I'm doing.
Not from where I'm standing.
I'll stay here with Leo and the newbie|to contain the slime until you can bring Paige back|to vanquish it, okay? Okay, girls, get dressed.
|You are going to the Summer of Love.
Hear the drums.
Liquid beats crashing down|On parched shores Pounding like the feet of 10,000|soldiers Whispering "why?" - Why?|- Right on.
Sorry, I just got a little carried away.
Don't be sorry, that was gone.
- Gone, that's right.
|- Hey, Robin! That's exactly|what I should be, gone, because I'm actually|starting to dig Like this.
It's kind of cool,|everybody being so free.
Robin, come here.
You are exactly|what we're all about, Paige.
Do you wanna hear my dream? I dream of a crusade|to rid the world of evil.
Not through fighting or the inner anger|that makes us wanna fight, but through the magic power of love.
Are you sure you're Penny Halliwell? - How long have you felt this way?|- Ever since I met Allen.
It must be so great|to share this together.
Your old man's not into magic? He's not so old, but no, not so into it either.
Hey, groovy girl,|we've been looking for you.
Welcome.
I'm Penny.
Any friends of Paige's|are friends of ours.
But you shouldn't|use magic so openly.
That's Grams.
I'm Allen.
Peace and love.
Oh, yes, love.
Lots and lots of love.
I have so much love for you, man,|you have no idea.
You here for the happening|at the manor tonight? No, we were just looking|for our friend Paige, actually.
Excuse us.
- So glad you guys found me.
|- We need to get out of here.
It's the pigs.
Okay, everybody, let's break it up.
Let's go, everybody out.
Move it.
This is a park, man.
|You can't control God's green earth.
It's the taxpayers' green dollars|that pay for this park.
And you're loitering, so move it.
Hell, no, we won't go|Hell, no, we won't go Hell, no, we won't go|Hell, no, we won't go They have no right|They have no power Turn their hate sticks into flowers Let's jam.
If the cops catch us,|we'll miss tonight.
- Piper, freeze them.
|- I can't.
- Come on, let's go.
|- Paige, come on.
Come on.
No way, man.
If what's happening tonight|at the manor is what I think it is, this might be the night|that Grandpa dies.
Let's just hope that Paige|tries to get us out of here first.
I don't wanna be raised by|that flower child we saw in the park.
- We'd never make it to puberty.
|- You don't own me! You think you own me, but the Man|will never own Luther Morris.
- I said, keep it down.
|- No.
What are you two looking at? Please, there's gotta be a way|to get my friends out of jail.
Stay cool, Paige.
|We've all been hassled by the pigs.
It's a rite of passage.
They'll let your friends go after a night in jail.
Okay, everybody,|time to prepare for the party.
Take a crystal, bless it|and hide it outside the manor.
- We wanna form a perimeter.
|- What are those? Those are pyrite crystals.
They resonate a harmonic tone|when exposed to evil.
Kind of like|a demonic alarm system.
- How did you know?|- I was taught by the best.
I thought our gathering tonight|was a peaceful one.
I wanna give peace a chance as much|as anyone, Robin, but I'm not dumb.
You know how many covens|are coming tonight? - We'll be sitting ducks.
|- Right.
I would really love it|if my friends could come tonight.
If there's anything|that we can do to help them Tell you what, I got a friend|who's an ACLU lawyer.
I'll call him right after we set the crystals.
Thank you.
The way I see it,|we're all targets for the slime.
We need a plan to control it|until the girls get back.
In the future, everyone tried|to control the demon with no name.
- But it can't be done.
|- That's hardly a winning attitude.
And why in heaven's name|couldn't the people in the future find some name for that thing? Speaking of the future, what's|so awful that happens to Wyatt? - I can't tell you that.
|- Come on, I'm an Elder.
Excuse me, back on point.
|The slime? - I'm taking suggestions.
|- We could orb it to an ice drift.
- No, that's bad.
|- It's not bad, it's awful.
You can't orb that thing,|it feeds on magic.
- So, what's your great idea?|- Are you giving me lip? No.
No! Hold on.
I think it stopped.
Get Wyatt out of the house.
If it tries to follow, I'll fire off|an orb or two to distract it.
- You okay with that?|- Yeah, it's just what I had in mind.
Okay.
- Any sign of Paige?|- Nope.
We're not gonna reach her|before Grandpa's attacked.
- Should we try a spell?|- Why not? Let's try a spell.
Leave it to the Man to lock|the brother up with the crazies.
Come to me and be seduced|I have a girl to introduce Fall for her, you can't resist her|Trust me, mister, she's my sister - Why me?|- Because he's not my type.
- Hi.
|- Hi.
You know what I think is really hot? A guy in a cage.
Yeah.
Why don't you|come in here with me.
All right.
Take off your shirt.
Hey, hey, hey.
Luther don't wanna see this.
Put this on.
You're gonna|lead us to freedom, Luther.
A brother could get used to this.
So could a brother's son.
There's my little|psychedelic sunshine.
Are you ready|for your private session? Yeah.
Real soon.
|Have you seen Allen? He was supposed to call|his lawyer friends for me.
My name is Leo.
|Like the zodiac sign.
Astrologically speaking,|Leo represents the sun.
Constantly burning|and highly energetic.
Okay, starshine.
Could you just please|point me in the direction where I might find Allen? Thank you.
And so I call upon the Crone Let evil roam inside this home I thought you were acting strange.
Allen.
- Are you spying on me?|- How could you, Robin? What about our dream? My only dream|is helping my warlock friend put all of you weak creatures|out of your misery tonight.
Robin.
Violence isn't the answer, Robin.
Let love replace your fear.
|I know you've felt our love.
Yeah, and I still got|the stink of it all over me.
Over here! Allen.
All right.
- What did I just do?|- Oh, nothing much.
Just changed our entire future.
Or erased it.
What did it do, split in half? - How do we get out?|- I don't know.
Orb? The last time I orbed,|that thing almost swallowed me whole.
- What do you think, Penny?|- I think love conquers all.
I think that we should take the demon|into our arms and make it feel safe.
Leo, can I talk to you|for a second, please? Do you mind holding him|for a second? Of course.
Come here, moonbeam.
Wyatt.
His name is Wyatt.
One of the sisters|must have changed the past, because Penny clearly|never made the change from flower child to demon hunter.
We shall not|We shall not be moved Clearly.
Think the girls can|fix the timeline and get back here? I don't know.
But this thing's|trying to back us into a corner.
Take Wyatt and Joan Baez here|into the conservatory.
I'll gather what we need|to fight it off.
Has anyone seen Robin?|We got a lot of - What happened?|- Robin, she attacked.
- Are you hurt?|- No, I'm all right.
She said something about|a warlock attacking tonight.
So? That's no problem,|you have a house full of witches.
Piper's right.
You could all take on the|warlocks.
All you have to do is fight.
That's not who we are.
|We don't believe in murder.
No, neither do we.
But we do believe|in vanquishing evil.
I'm sorry, I don't see violence|as a solution to anything.
I thought|you understood that, Paige.
- I thought you were one of us.
|- Let's go.
Let's send everyone home.
I don't want anyone else|getting hurt.
Oh, she is driving me nuts.
That is not the Grams we all know.
The Grams we know|found her husband dead tonight.
I know we're supposed to turn her|into a bit of a killer or whatever, but what if this happens to be|her new destiny? With Grandpa.
If Grandpa was supposed to die tonight,|death will come after him again.
The first thing we have to remember|is we're not here to change anything.
We just need to keep Grams alive, and unfortunately,|we don't have our powers.
Well, it's a lot thinner|than we're used to, but I'm sure we could find something|in here to help us make a potion.
- Will you help me?|- Yeah.
I'll be downstairs|on warlock watch.
Why isn't it attacking? It's like it cornered us|and now it's just waiting.
I think we need the toaster oven.
You know, that's a disaster|waiting to happen.
That's the idea.
You saw how the slime|reacted to the electricity.
Well, if we can get it to attack this pile,|maybe we can get it to zap it.
If I could find a place to plug it in.
No offence, but, you know,|my dear Allen would have taken the path|of peaceful resistance.
Have you tried talking to the slime? No, I haven't,|and you shouldn't either.
But if you're up|for some conversation, maybe you wanna tell me|what happens to Wyatt in the future.
Nice try.
Got it.
Damn it.
I told you boys,|violence is not the answer to anything.
- Where's the fuse box?|- It's in the basement.
You'll find a flashlight|in the laundry room.
Leo.
What is it? What is it? The slime, in the basement,|feeding on nexus.
How big was it? - Big.
|- Yeah.
Big.
- We were going to make history.
|- I know, honey.
- We need to talk.
|- I agree.
We need to talk with the warlock and find a path of peaceful resistance|to resolve this situation.
The first thing my Grams taught me|was not to reason with demons.
- Your grandmother fought demons?|- Yeah, she was a great woman.
And she knew that you can't|reason or negotiate with demons.
They kill.
And they keep killing|until a force of good stops them.
If your grandmother|hurt other living creatures, she doesn't sound so great to me.
|I'm sorry.
Penny's right.
You can't be a saviour|and a murderer at the same time.
Really? What if a demon|attacked somebody you loved? Like your daughter? Would you fight then? Where are all the witches? Where in the hell|are all the witches? Where are they? Well, that depends on|who you're looking for.
- Everybody.
|- We sent them home.
The manor's yours.
|We won't fight you.
Do something.
May peace and love|From the moon above Flow through your heart|On the wings of a dove Did you just try|and cast a love spell on me? I'm a warlock.
What is this world coming to? No! No.
- Allen.
|- Your turn to join him, sweetheart.
Hey.
- I think he's gone.
|- For now.
- This isn't right.
|- What do you mean? Grams flew into a rage|when she found Grandpa dead.
It made her what she was.
Does that look like|a demon killer to you? If the demon comes at us,|I'll try to hold it off with this.
Don't be afraid of us.
|We won't hurt you.
Penny, get back.
How are you so calm right now? It's okay for you to be angry.
|That warlock killed your husband.
I am angry.
At myself.
That's why I'm mixing|a binding potion.
Binding your magic|is not the answer.
It is for me.
|I tried to save Allen and I failed.
What good is my magic|if it can't save my family? It's a lot of good.
|Remember your dream? You can't turn your back on it now.
|What would Allen think? Doesn't matter, he's dead.
No one will ever compare to him.
I'll probably end up hating men|for the rest of my life.
- Well, she's got us there.
|- Magic can save your family.
I mean, my sisters have saved You said these were your friends.
|What's going on? Who are you? - Don't.
Can't change history.
|- It's a little late now, isn't it? We're your granddaughters.
- Hi, Grams.
|- I'm your Grams? The demon hunter? Yeah, and these fancy boots|brought me from the future.
- And these earrings.
|- And this ring.
- No, you're trying to trick me.
|- No, afraid not, Grams.
Look, it's payback time.
|You need to get your act together.
We love you, but if you don't|start fighting now, all the people we're meant to save You didn't think I forgot about you? Those were our potions.
Wyatt's in the living room.
No sign|of the demon in the rest of the house.
I think it was distracting us before|so it could feed on nexus.
- What about Penny? Is she?|- I don't know.
I can't keep up with it,|we gotta get out.
No, we have to keep fighting.
That's what Penny|would want us to do.
Not quite the slaughter I expected.
But it'll have to do for a night's work.
Stop.
What are you gonna do?|Cast another love spell? Well, it's about time.
Like you said, Piper, it's okay to fight|for someone you love, right? Welcome back|to your destiny, Grams.
Now she's just showing off.
Okay, the grandfather clock.
What do I usually do at this point? You usually do something very final,|if you catch my drift.
Snuff this warlock|His days are done But make him good|For the ecosystem Now, that's what you call|flower power.
Not exactly ruthless, but a fine start.
That was for Allen.
So now what? Now we gotta get home fast because we have a slimy demon|of our own to deal with.
- How are we gonna do that?|- Grams just has to reverse the spell.
Glad to know|I have groovy grandkids.
Just the same, I think I'm gonna work|on a forgetting spell for after you go.
- You know, keep the cosmic order.
|- Oh, I like this Grams.
I don't want to forget you.
- Get out of here, go.
|- No, not without you.
- This thing's gonna swallow you whole.
|- Most likely.
Stand back, fellas.
Drawing on the power of three|Destroy this evil entity - Where's Wyatt?|- He's in the living room.
What about Grams? She didn't make it.
Nonsense.
You can't damage|an old warhorse like me.
I'm already dead.
Yay, Grams.
|I'm so glad you're back.
Hey there, sun god.
Hey, that was a long time ago.
|Let's just keep that between us, okay? Hey, I wanna thank you two|for not giving up the fight.
I'm really proud of you boys.
You did good.
Grams gone? Yes, but not before|yelling at us for moving out.
It was good to hear her|yell at us for a change.
So did she convince you|to move back in? No, but she did give us her blessing|after she was done yelling.
- Really?|- Well, she gave up a lot to be a witch.
- You know, she lost Grandpa.
|- And her dreams.
I don't think she wants that|to happen to us.
But she did make me promise|that I would keep in touch more.
And I have to promise|to keep using my magic.
I guess Grams really is|a softie underneath it all.
- So you guys going home?|- Home is a relative term.
But, yeah, we're heading out.
No, I should get back|and finish my origami dragon.
Yeah, I understand.
Well, you guys know|you always have a home here.
And a room when you want it back.
|I mean, if you want it back.
Everything all right? No, it's not.
I mean, I know it seems to them|that I'm moving on with my life and everything's fine,|but it's not true.
I wish they were still here.
- You should tell them that.
|- No.
I shouldn't.
I should just go to bed.
|Good night.
Good night.
Good night, moonbeam.
- So she's a little late.
|- No, she's a lot late.
Paige used to be the first one|to a vanquish.
What's wrong with her? She's in love.
That's hardly wrong.
It is when it interferes with|her responsibilities as a Charmed One.
Why don't you just let me|handle this one alone.
Because you've handled|the last four vanquishes alone.
You should have|never let them move out.
Hey, you don't see me complaining,|I'm happy for them.
And you should be too.
So where is this demon|and what's its name? No one knows its name.
And it's too strong|for one witch to handle alone.
How much longer|is this gonna take? Go see what Phoebe's doing.
- Where'd he go?|- Hong Kong.
Hong Kong? This is the last time|I work crowd control for you guys.
Hi.
Oh, how's Wyatt?|I miss him so much.
He misses you too.
|Is this a bad time? No, this is a great time.
|Jason's away at a conference.
I was just practicing my origami.
|This is a tiger.
You can have that.
- I'm sorry I didn't visit.
|- No, no, don't be silly.
You've obviously been|really busy folding.
I'm sorry I have to|ask for your help, but No, it's okay.
I mean, if you don't|enter the tiger's cave, you may never get the cub, right? - Come again?|- Ancient Chinese proverb.
Means "nothing ventured,|nothing gained," you know? - Can we get the show on the road?|- Sure.
- Okay.
|- Keep that.
Look, when the safety hazard's clear,|you can go to work.
- Just be patient, okay?|- Yeah, easy for you to say.
- I got four mouths to feed.
|- Yeah, me too.
- Got that right.
|- Yeah.
Okay, what do you|want me to do? You're the bait.
|All you gotta do is levitate into the air.
And when this demon|senses your magic, it's gonna come fast and hard.
Okay.
Be careful of my origami.
|That tiger took two fricking hours.
Okay, let's do it.
- What was that?|- What was that? All clear.
Maybe you should just take me|out back and hose me down.
Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry I'm late.
|Did I miss the vanquish? - Ask her.
|- Hi, hi, hi.
Hey.
- Oh, my God, Phoebe, how are you?|- Great.
- How's Jason?|- He's great.
How's Richard? He's fabulous.
He was taking his time|getting out of the house this morning.
That's why I couldn't orb.
Wait, you don't orb|with him in the house? She's asked Richard|to not use his magic.
So I'm trying to be supportive|and, you know, not use my magic in front of him.
A magic-free life.
You're the last witch|in the world I'd expect that from.
It's not magic-free,|it's just magic-light.
Yeah, it's still a lot to give up.
What I get from him kind of|more than makes up for it, I think.
- How's Hong Kong?|- It's fascinating.
I'm studying numerology|and the Chinese zodiac.
But, you know, distant waters|doesn't quench the immediate thirst.
- Ancient Chinese proverb.
|- It just means that I miss my family.
Well, that's good,|because your family misses you too.
I mean, I don't have a lot of people|to hang out with, aside from my baby,|who doesn't really say much, and then|one really neurotic whitelighter.
Yeah, how is my little buddy Chris? Last time I saw him,|he wasn't in such good shape.
He's trying his best to hide it,|but he's still really shaken up.
Well, he lost his fiancée, you know?|I don't blame him, it's huge.
There's something in the future|that's freaking him out.
Yeah, he's more determined than ever|to protect Wyatt from evil, which means there's|a new demon hunt every day.
I feel like such a bad sister, leaving you guys alone|to handle all this.
No, no.
We're fine.
Wyatt and I actually enjoy|having the manor to ourselves.
- Really?|- Yeah.
I mean, we have room to spread out,|and life is very quiet and calm, and, best of all,|everything stays clean.
If I'm gonna hang out,|I better change my clothes.
- I think I left some here.
|- I'll go with you.
You know, being born under|the Year of the Ox is a good thing.
It means you're|a natural-born leader.
- What happened to my room?|- Holy I guess when Piper said she was|gonna spread out, she wasn't kidding.
But where's all my stuff? I mean, I have stuff, you know.
|Lots and lots of stuff.
Well, being an Ox,|I can take charge of this.
You can borrow something from|my room until we straighten this out.
Oh, hi, baby.
This one too? Yeah, you move,|you lose it in this family.
You could lose a lot more|than a bedroom.
Hi, Chris, I'm fine,|thank you.
And you? It's his job to offer his opinion.
You know, the only reason she's even|here is Paige missed the vanquish.
- Another one?|- Yeah.
That makes, what,|five in a row now? You guys are such nags.
When did you two|become so chummy? We're not chummy.
He's gone through|a lot protecting Wyatt, and I figure, instead of doubting him,|I should help him a little.
So, what do you guys think?|You like Wyatt's new room? I like it.
I just like my room too.
And I like it, I just like my room too.
Well, you guys were the ones|that moved out, not me.
So where are my clothes? Oh, God.
This is really|kind of hitting home.
- What's that?|- Well, that I don't live here anymore.
I know what you mean.
At Richard's, it just doesn't|feel like home yet, you know? I don't know, I guess|I just had more fun here.
Yeah, because this place is a riot.
No, I just I don't know, I guess|I'm more free here.
"Free to be me.
" Oh, wow, Phoebe,|these are some boots.
No, they're not mine, but I wish|they were, because they're hot.
The box says "Penny.
"|Penny, as in "Grams" Penny? No way.
I refuse to believe that Grams|ever wore anything this hot.
Yeah, I figured her|more for steel-toed orthopaedics.
You know, the better|to kick your ass with.
They're your size, Paige.
|Try them on.
- I don't know.
|- Oh, come on, just do it.
They're kind of '60s.
So, what's wrong with the '60s? The '60s was, like,|the worst fashion era.
Hello.
Bad clothing, bad hair, and extremely questionable|personal hygiene.
Hey, they fit.
Hey, where'd she go? Pardon me Hold on, I'm adjusting my aura.
You know how those|blocked chakras can get.
There.
You brought my go-go boots.
|Right on.
Actually, they brought me.
That's because I cast|a return-to-owner spell on all my favourite stuff.
I'm always taking my clothes off and forgetting them somewhere|these days.
- Excuse me, who are you?|- Penny.
Penny.
As in "Penny Halliwell" Penny?|- Yeah.
- Who are you?|- I'm Paige.
I'm your gr I'm your grandest fan.
I've heard so much about you.
Far out.
Far out.
You have no idea how far out.
The whitelighters|are putting on a light show.
Come on, Paige,|you don't wanna miss this.
What do you mean, you lost Paige? Well, it was really weird.
I mean, one second she was here,|and the next second: It kind of happened after she|put on a pair of Grams' boots.
Grams cast spells on her clothes|when she was young.
Wait, you knew Grams|when she was young? Yeah, we crossed paths once or twice|when I was a young whitelighter.
Well, I barely remember it.
Well, if the boots did belong|to your grandmother, we better summon her from the dead.
|Maybe she can tell us what happened.
- Okay, let's get the candles.
|- But you Yeah.
- Really groovy.
|- Pretty groovy.
Out of sight.
I'm Robin, by the way.
So, what do you think? Oh, my God, is that Leo? - You know him?|- I thought I did.
- Yeah.
|- Yeah, man.
What are all these people|doing here? Oh, they're not just people.
|They're witches.
With a few whitelighters thrown in.
I don't suppose any of them know|how to open a time portal, do they? Anything's possible|when you free your minds.
That's why we're gathering|here tonight, for a magical be-in.
Oh, like a human be-in.
When Timothy Leary said,|"Tune in, turn on, drop out"? No, there's no acid allowed|in the manor, Paige.
We're all on a contact high.
I'm not on drugs.
I'm just having a bad trip.
How do you know what's|gonna happen at the Human Be-ln? It's tomorrow at Golden Gate Park.
I just kind of know things.
Like I know I wanna go home.
- Do you have an active power?|- Yeah, I can orb.
Groovy.
Hey, everyone, we have|a witch here who can orb.
- Groovy.
|- Right on.
Lay some orbs on us, sister.
Fine, if it'll help me|get out of here.
Big, fat tape thingy.
Oh, my powers must be down.
|Must be the past.
Past few minutes.
This patchouli oil,|it's really making me light-headed.
Performance anxiety.
Listen, if you want|some private coaching, there's an empty room upstairs,|you dig? No, I don't dig.
- You okay, honey?|- Yeah.
I don't know how I'm gonna|get home without my magic.
I've never seen so many witches just hanging out.
Wait till the magical be-in.
This house was built|on a spiritual nexus.
We're gonna tap into its power tonight|and ride the magic wave.
Are you sure|you're Penny Halliwell? Everything on schedule for tonight? They're lining up|like lambs to the slaughter.
Oh, it's gonna be a massacre.
I wish we could take them out now.
|I can't stand these peace-lovers.
Just keep it together|a little while longer.
We want this place packed.
And I see a few new arrivals|since my last visit.
This one's dressed a little strange,|don't you think? - Where's she from?|- I don't know.
- She just got here.
|- Well, keep an eye on her.
The attack takes place|on schedule tonight.
And if you need anything,|I'll be close by.
So, what do you say, Paige?|Join us tonight? You know, as much as I|consider myself a free spirit, I really can't.
|I need to go home.
If there's any way that you can help|me write a spell so I can find my way Oh, Allen's back.
- Hi.
|- Hey.
Where's Patty? I dropped her off at my sister's.
|She's gonna crash there tonight.
Patty, like "Mom" Patty? I mean, you're a mom.
- Janice?|- Excuse me? I just came back|from my sister's pad, and for a second I thought|I was looking at her again.
Paige, this is my old man, Allen.
He's not a witch,|but he's cool with it.
- Allen, your first husband.
|- My first and only.
I'm not that into free love.
Listen up, I passed this groovy|drum circle on my way here.
- Who wants to check it out?|- Count me in.
I think I'm gonna|do some light reading.
Is your Book of Shadows|in the attic? I swear, it's like you could|be my sister.
Or your granddaughter.
If you had a granddaughter, that is,|which you won't unless I get home.
You can't leave now.
We need as many witches|as possible tonight.
She's right, Paige, come with us.
Who wants a ride|on the rainbow bus? You know, if I hadn't|taken over Paige's room, this never would've happened.
|This is all my fault.
- What's done is done.
|- What's done is done.
Okay, you two really need|to get a room.
Yeah.
Hear these words, hear my cry|Spirit from the other side Come to thee, I summon thee|Cross now the great divide Well, it's about time|you called to say hello.
Oh, how are my darlings? We got a problem.
Well, you're not the only one.
- Orb out.
|- No, magic makes it grow.
Summoning her spirit|already gave it power.
Oh, you must be Chris,|the new whitelighter.
You know, he doesn't look|very qualified for the job.
- Chris, just let me blast it.
|- She's right.
Orb.
For heavens' sakes, listen to them.
We'll find a way|to vanquish the foul thing later.
Now.
You and Paige moved out? - When?|- A few weeks ago.
But we're handling everything.
Dear, you have Paige|stuck in the past and a demonic blob|roaming the manor.
Exactly how are you|handling things? We're still in an adjustment period.
There would be no adjustment period|if you were living under one roof.
Why in heaven's name|did you move out? To be with Jason.
You said it yourself,|"never give up on love.
" Remember? I didn't say give up on your sisters.
And you.
You're the oldest,|how could you let them move out? You know, it really wasn't that hard, because they deserve a shot|at a normal life.
They're not normal, Piper.
And neither are you.
|When are you going to learn that? Well, I guess never.
All this over men.
How many times have I told you,|men are utensils.
You use them, wash them, and throw them in a drawer|until you need them again.
Everyone, quiet.
I can hear it.
I think it's in the wall.
Yeah, it's in the wall.
We need Paige.
It took the power|of three to vanquish it in the future.
What? If you knew that, why didn't|you tell me that in the first place? I could barely get two of you|together, let alone three.
Besides, it's not that big right now.
|I thought two could handle it.
Leo, you take point.
Chris here is much too green|to guide my girls.
What? You know what,|you can just stop that right Quiet.
It's time to give|this floundering ship a rudder.
Now, which boots did Paige put on? Red.
Go-go boots.
We've got a problem.
Those boots took Paige back|to the Summer of Love, which was one of the most|crucial times of my life.
What do you mean, crucial? Your grandfather Allen, rest his soul,|was a sweet man, but he led me straight down|the hippie-dippie trail.
- You were a flower child?|- Yeah, well, don't rub it in.
What's important is that|Allen was killed by my best friend.
I didn't know it then,|but she was evil.
And I walked in|right after it happened.
What did you do? Well, let's just say that|my peacenik days ended fast.
Along with that bitch Robin.
- If she hadn't killed Allen|- You'd still be a flower child.
And the Charmed Ones|would be dead.
I know I'm a ball-buster.
But it kept me alive|to protect my girls from all the demons|that came after them as kids.
I cast my return-to-owner spell|on a lot of clothes that summer.
- So|- So we get to go back there? And we get to meet|our grandfather? Don't make too much out of it,|because whatever you do, you can't change the past|or tell anyone you're from the future.
- Well, why does he get to?|- Because I know what I'm doing.
Not from where I'm standing.
I'll stay here with Leo and the newbie|to contain the slime until you can bring Paige back|to vanquish it, okay? Okay, girls, get dressed.
|You are going to the Summer of Love.
Hear the drums.
Liquid beats crashing down|On parched shores Pounding like the feet of 10,000|soldiers Whispering "why?" - Why?|- Right on.
Sorry, I just got a little carried away.
Don't be sorry, that was gone.
- Gone, that's right.
|- Hey, Robin! That's exactly|what I should be, gone, because I'm actually|starting to dig Like this.
It's kind of cool,|everybody being so free.
Robin, come here.
You are exactly|what we're all about, Paige.
Do you wanna hear my dream? I dream of a crusade|to rid the world of evil.
Not through fighting or the inner anger|that makes us wanna fight, but through the magic power of love.
Are you sure you're Penny Halliwell? - How long have you felt this way?|- Ever since I met Allen.
It must be so great|to share this together.
Your old man's not into magic? He's not so old, but no, not so into it either.
Hey, groovy girl,|we've been looking for you.
Welcome.
I'm Penny.
Any friends of Paige's|are friends of ours.
But you shouldn't|use magic so openly.
That's Grams.
I'm Allen.
Peace and love.
Oh, yes, love.
Lots and lots of love.
I have so much love for you, man,|you have no idea.
You here for the happening|at the manor tonight? No, we were just looking|for our friend Paige, actually.
Excuse us.
- So glad you guys found me.
|- We need to get out of here.
It's the pigs.
Okay, everybody, let's break it up.
Let's go, everybody out.
Move it.
This is a park, man.
|You can't control God's green earth.
It's the taxpayers' green dollars|that pay for this park.
And you're loitering, so move it.
Hell, no, we won't go|Hell, no, we won't go Hell, no, we won't go|Hell, no, we won't go They have no right|They have no power Turn their hate sticks into flowers Let's jam.
If the cops catch us,|we'll miss tonight.
- Piper, freeze them.
|- I can't.
- Come on, let's go.
|- Paige, come on.
Come on.
No way, man.
If what's happening tonight|at the manor is what I think it is, this might be the night|that Grandpa dies.
Let's just hope that Paige|tries to get us out of here first.
I don't wanna be raised by|that flower child we saw in the park.
- We'd never make it to puberty.
|- You don't own me! You think you own me, but the Man|will never own Luther Morris.
- I said, keep it down.
|- No.
What are you two looking at? Please, there's gotta be a way|to get my friends out of jail.
Stay cool, Paige.
|We've all been hassled by the pigs.
It's a rite of passage.
They'll let your friends go after a night in jail.
Okay, everybody,|time to prepare for the party.
Take a crystal, bless it|and hide it outside the manor.
- We wanna form a perimeter.
|- What are those? Those are pyrite crystals.
They resonate a harmonic tone|when exposed to evil.
Kind of like|a demonic alarm system.
- How did you know?|- I was taught by the best.
I thought our gathering tonight|was a peaceful one.
I wanna give peace a chance as much|as anyone, Robin, but I'm not dumb.
You know how many covens|are coming tonight? - We'll be sitting ducks.
|- Right.
I would really love it|if my friends could come tonight.
If there's anything|that we can do to help them Tell you what, I got a friend|who's an ACLU lawyer.
I'll call him right after we set the crystals.
Thank you.
The way I see it,|we're all targets for the slime.
We need a plan to control it|until the girls get back.
In the future, everyone tried|to control the demon with no name.
- But it can't be done.
|- That's hardly a winning attitude.
And why in heaven's name|couldn't the people in the future find some name for that thing? Speaking of the future, what's|so awful that happens to Wyatt? - I can't tell you that.
|- Come on, I'm an Elder.
Excuse me, back on point.
|The slime? - I'm taking suggestions.
|- We could orb it to an ice drift.
- No, that's bad.
|- It's not bad, it's awful.
You can't orb that thing,|it feeds on magic.
- So, what's your great idea?|- Are you giving me lip? No.
No! Hold on.
I think it stopped.
Get Wyatt out of the house.
If it tries to follow, I'll fire off|an orb or two to distract it.
- You okay with that?|- Yeah, it's just what I had in mind.
Okay.
- Any sign of Paige?|- Nope.
We're not gonna reach her|before Grandpa's attacked.
- Should we try a spell?|- Why not? Let's try a spell.
Leave it to the Man to lock|the brother up with the crazies.
Come to me and be seduced|I have a girl to introduce Fall for her, you can't resist her|Trust me, mister, she's my sister - Why me?|- Because he's not my type.
- Hi.
|- Hi.
You know what I think is really hot? A guy in a cage.
Yeah.
Why don't you|come in here with me.
All right.
Take off your shirt.
Hey, hey, hey.
Luther don't wanna see this.
Put this on.
You're gonna|lead us to freedom, Luther.
A brother could get used to this.
So could a brother's son.
There's my little|psychedelic sunshine.
Are you ready|for your private session? Yeah.
Real soon.
|Have you seen Allen? He was supposed to call|his lawyer friends for me.
My name is Leo.
|Like the zodiac sign.
Astrologically speaking,|Leo represents the sun.
Constantly burning|and highly energetic.
Okay, starshine.
Could you just please|point me in the direction where I might find Allen? Thank you.
And so I call upon the Crone Let evil roam inside this home I thought you were acting strange.
Allen.
- Are you spying on me?|- How could you, Robin? What about our dream? My only dream|is helping my warlock friend put all of you weak creatures|out of your misery tonight.
Robin.
Violence isn't the answer, Robin.
Let love replace your fear.
|I know you've felt our love.
Yeah, and I still got|the stink of it all over me.
Over here! Allen.
All right.
- What did I just do?|- Oh, nothing much.
Just changed our entire future.
Or erased it.
What did it do, split in half? - How do we get out?|- I don't know.
Orb? The last time I orbed,|that thing almost swallowed me whole.
- What do you think, Penny?|- I think love conquers all.
I think that we should take the demon|into our arms and make it feel safe.
Leo, can I talk to you|for a second, please? Do you mind holding him|for a second? Of course.
Come here, moonbeam.
Wyatt.
His name is Wyatt.
One of the sisters|must have changed the past, because Penny clearly|never made the change from flower child to demon hunter.
We shall not|We shall not be moved Clearly.
Think the girls can|fix the timeline and get back here? I don't know.
But this thing's|trying to back us into a corner.
Take Wyatt and Joan Baez here|into the conservatory.
I'll gather what we need|to fight it off.
Has anyone seen Robin?|We got a lot of - What happened?|- Robin, she attacked.
- Are you hurt?|- No, I'm all right.
She said something about|a warlock attacking tonight.
So? That's no problem,|you have a house full of witches.
Piper's right.
You could all take on the|warlocks.
All you have to do is fight.
That's not who we are.
|We don't believe in murder.
No, neither do we.
But we do believe|in vanquishing evil.
I'm sorry, I don't see violence|as a solution to anything.
I thought|you understood that, Paige.
- I thought you were one of us.
|- Let's go.
Let's send everyone home.
I don't want anyone else|getting hurt.
Oh, she is driving me nuts.
That is not the Grams we all know.
The Grams we know|found her husband dead tonight.
I know we're supposed to turn her|into a bit of a killer or whatever, but what if this happens to be|her new destiny? With Grandpa.
If Grandpa was supposed to die tonight,|death will come after him again.
The first thing we have to remember|is we're not here to change anything.
We just need to keep Grams alive, and unfortunately,|we don't have our powers.
Well, it's a lot thinner|than we're used to, but I'm sure we could find something|in here to help us make a potion.
- Will you help me?|- Yeah.
I'll be downstairs|on warlock watch.
Why isn't it attacking? It's like it cornered us|and now it's just waiting.
I think we need the toaster oven.
You know, that's a disaster|waiting to happen.
That's the idea.
You saw how the slime|reacted to the electricity.
Well, if we can get it to attack this pile,|maybe we can get it to zap it.
If I could find a place to plug it in.
No offence, but, you know,|my dear Allen would have taken the path|of peaceful resistance.
Have you tried talking to the slime? No, I haven't,|and you shouldn't either.
But if you're up|for some conversation, maybe you wanna tell me|what happens to Wyatt in the future.
Nice try.
Got it.
Damn it.
I told you boys,|violence is not the answer to anything.
- Where's the fuse box?|- It's in the basement.
You'll find a flashlight|in the laundry room.
Leo.
What is it? What is it? The slime, in the basement,|feeding on nexus.
How big was it? - Big.
|- Yeah.
Big.
- We were going to make history.
|- I know, honey.
- We need to talk.
|- I agree.
We need to talk with the warlock and find a path of peaceful resistance|to resolve this situation.
The first thing my Grams taught me|was not to reason with demons.
- Your grandmother fought demons?|- Yeah, she was a great woman.
And she knew that you can't|reason or negotiate with demons.
They kill.
And they keep killing|until a force of good stops them.
If your grandmother|hurt other living creatures, she doesn't sound so great to me.
|I'm sorry.
Penny's right.
You can't be a saviour|and a murderer at the same time.
Really? What if a demon|attacked somebody you loved? Like your daughter? Would you fight then? Where are all the witches? Where in the hell|are all the witches? Where are they? Well, that depends on|who you're looking for.
- Everybody.
|- We sent them home.
The manor's yours.
|We won't fight you.
Do something.
May peace and love|From the moon above Flow through your heart|On the wings of a dove Did you just try|and cast a love spell on me? I'm a warlock.
What is this world coming to? No! No.
- Allen.
|- Your turn to join him, sweetheart.
Hey.
- I think he's gone.
|- For now.
- This isn't right.
|- What do you mean? Grams flew into a rage|when she found Grandpa dead.
It made her what she was.
Does that look like|a demon killer to you? If the demon comes at us,|I'll try to hold it off with this.
Don't be afraid of us.
|We won't hurt you.
Penny, get back.
How are you so calm right now? It's okay for you to be angry.
|That warlock killed your husband.
I am angry.
At myself.
That's why I'm mixing|a binding potion.
Binding your magic|is not the answer.
It is for me.
|I tried to save Allen and I failed.
What good is my magic|if it can't save my family? It's a lot of good.
|Remember your dream? You can't turn your back on it now.
|What would Allen think? Doesn't matter, he's dead.
No one will ever compare to him.
I'll probably end up hating men|for the rest of my life.
- Well, she's got us there.
|- Magic can save your family.
I mean, my sisters have saved You said these were your friends.
|What's going on? Who are you? - Don't.
Can't change history.
|- It's a little late now, isn't it? We're your granddaughters.
- Hi, Grams.
|- I'm your Grams? The demon hunter? Yeah, and these fancy boots|brought me from the future.
- And these earrings.
|- And this ring.
- No, you're trying to trick me.
|- No, afraid not, Grams.
Look, it's payback time.
|You need to get your act together.
We love you, but if you don't|start fighting now, all the people we're meant to save You didn't think I forgot about you? Those were our potions.
Wyatt's in the living room.
No sign|of the demon in the rest of the house.
I think it was distracting us before|so it could feed on nexus.
- What about Penny? Is she?|- I don't know.
I can't keep up with it,|we gotta get out.
No, we have to keep fighting.
That's what Penny|would want us to do.
Not quite the slaughter I expected.
But it'll have to do for a night's work.
Stop.
What are you gonna do?|Cast another love spell? Well, it's about time.
Like you said, Piper, it's okay to fight|for someone you love, right? Welcome back|to your destiny, Grams.
Now she's just showing off.
Okay, the grandfather clock.
What do I usually do at this point? You usually do something very final,|if you catch my drift.
Snuff this warlock|His days are done But make him good|For the ecosystem Now, that's what you call|flower power.
Not exactly ruthless, but a fine start.
That was for Allen.
So now what? Now we gotta get home fast because we have a slimy demon|of our own to deal with.
- How are we gonna do that?|- Grams just has to reverse the spell.
Glad to know|I have groovy grandkids.
Just the same, I think I'm gonna work|on a forgetting spell for after you go.
- You know, keep the cosmic order.
|- Oh, I like this Grams.
I don't want to forget you.
- Get out of here, go.
|- No, not without you.
- This thing's gonna swallow you whole.
|- Most likely.
Stand back, fellas.
Drawing on the power of three|Destroy this evil entity - Where's Wyatt?|- He's in the living room.
What about Grams? She didn't make it.
Nonsense.
You can't damage|an old warhorse like me.
I'm already dead.
Yay, Grams.
|I'm so glad you're back.
Hey there, sun god.
Hey, that was a long time ago.
|Let's just keep that between us, okay? Hey, I wanna thank you two|for not giving up the fight.
I'm really proud of you boys.
You did good.
Grams gone? Yes, but not before|yelling at us for moving out.
It was good to hear her|yell at us for a change.
So did she convince you|to move back in? No, but she did give us her blessing|after she was done yelling.
- Really?|- Well, she gave up a lot to be a witch.
- You know, she lost Grandpa.
|- And her dreams.
I don't think she wants that|to happen to us.
But she did make me promise|that I would keep in touch more.
And I have to promise|to keep using my magic.
I guess Grams really is|a softie underneath it all.
- So you guys going home?|- Home is a relative term.
But, yeah, we're heading out.
No, I should get back|and finish my origami dragon.
Yeah, I understand.
Well, you guys know|you always have a home here.
And a room when you want it back.
|I mean, if you want it back.
Everything all right? No, it's not.
I mean, I know it seems to them|that I'm moving on with my life and everything's fine,|but it's not true.
I wish they were still here.
- You should tell them that.
|- No.
I shouldn't.
I should just go to bed.
|Good night.
Good night.
Good night, moonbeam.