Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s06e12 Episode Script
Ocarina
(mouse squeaks) (penguins chirp) (screeches) Adventure time, come on, grab your friends, we'll go to very distant lands.
With Jake the dog and Finn the human the fun will never end.
It's adventure time! (chirping) (keyboard keys clacking) (chirping) Ugh! I'm covered in newbs.
(grunts) (guitar plays softly) (speaking korean) - (groans) I've got hunger cranks.
- Hmm? Oh, yes! - That's very interesting.
- Kim Kil Whan.
Rrrrraahh! Mom, when are we gonna eat?! I'm goin' nuts! (speaking korean) Seriously, mom, dad's already three hours late with the food! You hush, junior! You know dad's a wonderful cook.
Viola, when's the last time you even heard from dad? Oh, you know.
Dad is Distractible.
- (laughs) "Distractible!" - Yeah, I love dad and everything, - but he's only ever met me twice.
- Charlie, Viola, Tv, Jake Jr, Kim Kil Whan.
(speaking korean) (gasps) (laughing) Whoo! - Whoo! Whoo-hoo! - Yeah, yeah, yeah! We're real late! Happy birthday, puppies! Okay, so, putting it out there I didn't remember to bring you guys any birthday presents, but I did bring lunch! It's macaroni salad.
- Dad, you're beautiful! - Dad! We have new business to discuss.
- Happy birthday, Kim Kil Whan! - Birthdays are old business.
Whoa, neat.
Um, well, how are things goin', son? "Things"? "Things" have switched hands.
(chuckles) - I get it.
- Dad, when I say that things have switched hands, I mean to say that things you have previously claimed ownership of have transferred from your hands - to my hands, in that I bought your tree house.
- What?! What the deed to your tree house.
How acquired through legal trade.
From whom the deed's previous owner, Marceline the Vampire Queen.
In exchange for one lunatic bass.
(bass solo) - When effective immediately.
- But, son, why? We will convene at the property.
(groans) Sorry I'm late.
Okay.
So, as the deed holder of this tree house, I am now your landlord.
The first thing I'm going to - have to do is assess your treasure room.
- But, son, I'm your pop.
What would your mother say, doing this to your poor pip-pop! I'm sorry, dad.
Deeds don't bleed.
Okay, son, get ready to be glitter-stunned by all this treasu Oh, yeah! We spent all of it.
All we have left are these vintage photos I got at the flea market.
They're interesting! Woof.
All right, so, I guess this is the apartment the two of you can afford.
It's a ladder.
(cellphone rings) Yeah? Yeah.
Send them on over.
Sorry about that.
(clears throat) Anyway, as you can see, this beauty offers direct first and second-floor access, superb craftsmanship, and et cetera.
I Suppose you're familiar.
- Yes, Finn? - Yeah, when do we get our house back? What? (knock on door) Excuse me.
(door opens) Good afternoon.
Yes, right this way.
I've got 37 available units to show in this building, so we're gonna want to get right to it.
Please, step inside.
There we go.
Is that everyone? Good, good! Please make your way upstairs, and we'll begin the tour.
And, you two, go ahead and make yourselves at home.
Rent's due on the 1st.
No overnight guests.
Oh, and flush once after you boom-boom but before you start using the T.
P.
, and then once more in the middle of using the T.
P.
if you're going to use a lot.
It's easier on the pipes.
Okay, call me if you need me.
(groaning) (sighs) Hey, Finn, I'm real sorry about this.
- Somehow, I feel like it's kind of my fault.
- Nah, man! It's really not so bad.
Let's just sleep on it tonight.
- You're gonna sleep like that? - Yeah, man.
It's tough.
I'm a tough kid.
(sighs) I promise I'll work this thi (screams) Gee, but it's great to be back home, eh, Mr.
B.
? (chuckling) Yeah.
I can't wait to wash my gross, fat butt.
Ugh! (screams) (tenants snoring) Oh, oh, holy cow! Oh! Oh, boy, please hurry.
Yes, he's inside my apartment right now.
- Oh, I'm so scared.
- Hey, buddy, you okay? - Glob, now there's two of 'em! - I just feel like if we're patient, this whole thing will work itself out before you know it.
(siren wails) (laughs) See, man? Help is on the way.
(door slams) Man, can I tell you something? I don't even know what's going on, here.
I mean, like, what the heck is a deed? How come he can buy our house when it's our house and Marceline gave it to us and we live there? And now we're arrested? - This is crazy! It's crazy! - Man, don't you know? - The laws ain't made to help earthy cats like us.
- They're not? Nah, man! Listen.
Here on our planet, back in the old days Back in the real old days.
It was just every man for hisself, scrooblin' and scrat-scroblin' for the good stuff, the greenest valleys, and scrat-scroblin'.
And the strongest, meanest men got the best stuff.
They got the green valleys and were like, "the rest of you, y'all scrats get sand.
" And that's when they made the laws, you see.
Once the strong guys got it how they liked it, they said "this is fair now.
This is the law.
" Once they were winning, they changed the rules up.
- Whoa, just like Kim Kil Whan.
- Hey, good news, fellas.
Your bail's paid.
You're free to go.
(laughs) - That's awesome! - Yeah! Awesome! - Yeah, real "awesome.
" Hey, Kim Kil Whan! Aw, buddy, I knew you'd come around.
(chuckles) Fathers and sons, man.
That's that real thick chowder.
- (chuckles) What's this? - This is a bill for the bail I just paid.
Oh! You're really in it deep, here dad.
It's time for you to get real.
Get a job.
No more games.
Come on, son, just let me do the Lah blah blah - (sighs) Man, where did I go wrong? - I don't know, but I'm not tryin' to be sleepin' on a ladder anymore, so let's just get a bunch of scroot together and buy our house back.
Then you two can hash it out later.
Yeah, you're right.
So, wanna rob a bank or somethin'? Well, actually, I was thinking maybe Kim Kil Whan was right.
- Maybe we should get jobs or somethin'.
- Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, no, wait! I just remembered I buried a ton of gold in the front yard! - Yes! - Oh, yes, yes, absolutely.
Small pets are allowed with an - additional deposit.
- (barks) Excellent.
- (Finn laughing in distance) Watch it! - Excuse me.
- Almost got it.
(clears throat) - Hey, son! I'm glad you're here.
Bad news, ya scrat! We're buying our house back! - Oh, yeah? With what? - With this! - Yeah! Oh, I see.
With the gold you dug out of my lawn, which is therefore mine.
Now, since I have a job, I must be going.
Ciao! - And fill in that hole.
- I'm gonna be frank, here.
- Your son's a real-time jingle-blaster.
- I know, I know.
Kim Kil Whan's a real out-loud flim-flammer, and that's okay, I guess, but why, why, would he do this to his pip-plop-plop? Oh, wait! You know, like, like, maybe he's got a secret problem he can't tell us about, like with mob goons Like, like gambling - debts or something.
- Oh, that's it! You're right! If we help him out of his secret jam, he won't need our money anymore.
Look, there he goes now.
Come on, let's follow him to the mob goons! You sure this is right, Jake? I've never seen this place before.
- Looks like a fairy tale.
- Yeah, man, the nose knows.
I smelled him go in there And then I smelled him go up there.
Whoa! Kim Kil Whan is rich, like wow, like, hello, what? But if he doesn't need our money, what does he need? Throw pebbles at the glass to get his attention.
- Hey, son! - Dad? What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at work? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
I never even looked for a job.
- Really? I was thinking about you buyin' our tree house.
I figured out that you don't need our money, so maybe you'd consider my counteroffer Father love! I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
Come on, open it! It's an ocarina.
- I made it for you.
- Oh! Whenever you play it, you'll be reminded of your pep-pant's love.
Thanks, dad.
(deep inhales) Yeah, it's not hollow.
I made the holes with the back end of a pencil.
(sighs) I suppose I could accept the ocarina as legal trade.
The tree house is yours, dad.
- Okay.
Take care, dad.
I'll call.
- I'll call! Okay, bye, dad.
- Later, son! Yeah! - Yeah, all right! Daddin'! - Sweetheart, how did it go? - Eh, all right, I guess.
I don't know.
He still lives the life of a child.
I mean, it's his choice, but I really thought if he got a job and moved out of that tree house, - it could have put some fire under him.
- Aw, I'm sorry, sweets.
No, I think I was wrong about dad.
I think he's good.
With Jake the dog and Finn the human the fun will never end.
It's adventure time! (chirping) (keyboard keys clacking) (chirping) Ugh! I'm covered in newbs.
(grunts) (guitar plays softly) (speaking korean) - (groans) I've got hunger cranks.
- Hmm? Oh, yes! - That's very interesting.
- Kim Kil Whan.
Rrrrraahh! Mom, when are we gonna eat?! I'm goin' nuts! (speaking korean) Seriously, mom, dad's already three hours late with the food! You hush, junior! You know dad's a wonderful cook.
Viola, when's the last time you even heard from dad? Oh, you know.
Dad is Distractible.
- (laughs) "Distractible!" - Yeah, I love dad and everything, - but he's only ever met me twice.
- Charlie, Viola, Tv, Jake Jr, Kim Kil Whan.
(speaking korean) (gasps) (laughing) Whoo! - Whoo! Whoo-hoo! - Yeah, yeah, yeah! We're real late! Happy birthday, puppies! Okay, so, putting it out there I didn't remember to bring you guys any birthday presents, but I did bring lunch! It's macaroni salad.
- Dad, you're beautiful! - Dad! We have new business to discuss.
- Happy birthday, Kim Kil Whan! - Birthdays are old business.
Whoa, neat.
Um, well, how are things goin', son? "Things"? "Things" have switched hands.
(chuckles) - I get it.
- Dad, when I say that things have switched hands, I mean to say that things you have previously claimed ownership of have transferred from your hands - to my hands, in that I bought your tree house.
- What?! What the deed to your tree house.
How acquired through legal trade.
From whom the deed's previous owner, Marceline the Vampire Queen.
In exchange for one lunatic bass.
(bass solo) - When effective immediately.
- But, son, why? We will convene at the property.
(groans) Sorry I'm late.
Okay.
So, as the deed holder of this tree house, I am now your landlord.
The first thing I'm going to - have to do is assess your treasure room.
- But, son, I'm your pop.
What would your mother say, doing this to your poor pip-pop! I'm sorry, dad.
Deeds don't bleed.
Okay, son, get ready to be glitter-stunned by all this treasu Oh, yeah! We spent all of it.
All we have left are these vintage photos I got at the flea market.
They're interesting! Woof.
All right, so, I guess this is the apartment the two of you can afford.
It's a ladder.
(cellphone rings) Yeah? Yeah.
Send them on over.
Sorry about that.
(clears throat) Anyway, as you can see, this beauty offers direct first and second-floor access, superb craftsmanship, and et cetera.
I Suppose you're familiar.
- Yes, Finn? - Yeah, when do we get our house back? What? (knock on door) Excuse me.
(door opens) Good afternoon.
Yes, right this way.
I've got 37 available units to show in this building, so we're gonna want to get right to it.
Please, step inside.
There we go.
Is that everyone? Good, good! Please make your way upstairs, and we'll begin the tour.
And, you two, go ahead and make yourselves at home.
Rent's due on the 1st.
No overnight guests.
Oh, and flush once after you boom-boom but before you start using the T.
P.
, and then once more in the middle of using the T.
P.
if you're going to use a lot.
It's easier on the pipes.
Okay, call me if you need me.
(groaning) (sighs) Hey, Finn, I'm real sorry about this.
- Somehow, I feel like it's kind of my fault.
- Nah, man! It's really not so bad.
Let's just sleep on it tonight.
- You're gonna sleep like that? - Yeah, man.
It's tough.
I'm a tough kid.
(sighs) I promise I'll work this thi (screams) Gee, but it's great to be back home, eh, Mr.
B.
? (chuckling) Yeah.
I can't wait to wash my gross, fat butt.
Ugh! (screams) (tenants snoring) Oh, oh, holy cow! Oh! Oh, boy, please hurry.
Yes, he's inside my apartment right now.
- Oh, I'm so scared.
- Hey, buddy, you okay? - Glob, now there's two of 'em! - I just feel like if we're patient, this whole thing will work itself out before you know it.
(siren wails) (laughs) See, man? Help is on the way.
(door slams) Man, can I tell you something? I don't even know what's going on, here.
I mean, like, what the heck is a deed? How come he can buy our house when it's our house and Marceline gave it to us and we live there? And now we're arrested? - This is crazy! It's crazy! - Man, don't you know? - The laws ain't made to help earthy cats like us.
- They're not? Nah, man! Listen.
Here on our planet, back in the old days Back in the real old days.
It was just every man for hisself, scrooblin' and scrat-scroblin' for the good stuff, the greenest valleys, and scrat-scroblin'.
And the strongest, meanest men got the best stuff.
They got the green valleys and were like, "the rest of you, y'all scrats get sand.
" And that's when they made the laws, you see.
Once the strong guys got it how they liked it, they said "this is fair now.
This is the law.
" Once they were winning, they changed the rules up.
- Whoa, just like Kim Kil Whan.
- Hey, good news, fellas.
Your bail's paid.
You're free to go.
(laughs) - That's awesome! - Yeah! Awesome! - Yeah, real "awesome.
" Hey, Kim Kil Whan! Aw, buddy, I knew you'd come around.
(chuckles) Fathers and sons, man.
That's that real thick chowder.
- (chuckles) What's this? - This is a bill for the bail I just paid.
Oh! You're really in it deep, here dad.
It's time for you to get real.
Get a job.
No more games.
Come on, son, just let me do the Lah blah blah - (sighs) Man, where did I go wrong? - I don't know, but I'm not tryin' to be sleepin' on a ladder anymore, so let's just get a bunch of scroot together and buy our house back.
Then you two can hash it out later.
Yeah, you're right.
So, wanna rob a bank or somethin'? Well, actually, I was thinking maybe Kim Kil Whan was right.
- Maybe we should get jobs or somethin'.
- Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, no, wait! I just remembered I buried a ton of gold in the front yard! - Yes! - Oh, yes, yes, absolutely.
Small pets are allowed with an - additional deposit.
- (barks) Excellent.
- (Finn laughing in distance) Watch it! - Excuse me.
- Almost got it.
(clears throat) - Hey, son! I'm glad you're here.
Bad news, ya scrat! We're buying our house back! - Oh, yeah? With what? - With this! - Yeah! Oh, I see.
With the gold you dug out of my lawn, which is therefore mine.
Now, since I have a job, I must be going.
Ciao! - And fill in that hole.
- I'm gonna be frank, here.
- Your son's a real-time jingle-blaster.
- I know, I know.
Kim Kil Whan's a real out-loud flim-flammer, and that's okay, I guess, but why, why, would he do this to his pip-plop-plop? Oh, wait! You know, like, like, maybe he's got a secret problem he can't tell us about, like with mob goons Like, like gambling - debts or something.
- Oh, that's it! You're right! If we help him out of his secret jam, he won't need our money anymore.
Look, there he goes now.
Come on, let's follow him to the mob goons! You sure this is right, Jake? I've never seen this place before.
- Looks like a fairy tale.
- Yeah, man, the nose knows.
I smelled him go in there And then I smelled him go up there.
Whoa! Kim Kil Whan is rich, like wow, like, hello, what? But if he doesn't need our money, what does he need? Throw pebbles at the glass to get his attention.
- Hey, son! - Dad? What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at work? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
I never even looked for a job.
- Really? I was thinking about you buyin' our tree house.
I figured out that you don't need our money, so maybe you'd consider my counteroffer Father love! I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
Come on, open it! It's an ocarina.
- I made it for you.
- Oh! Whenever you play it, you'll be reminded of your pep-pant's love.
Thanks, dad.
(deep inhales) Yeah, it's not hollow.
I made the holes with the back end of a pencil.
(sighs) I suppose I could accept the ocarina as legal trade.
The tree house is yours, dad.
- Okay.
Take care, dad.
I'll call.
- I'll call! Okay, bye, dad.
- Later, son! Yeah! - Yeah, all right! Daddin'! - Sweetheart, how did it go? - Eh, all right, I guess.
I don't know.
He still lives the life of a child.
I mean, it's his choice, but I really thought if he got a job and moved out of that tree house, - it could have put some fire under him.
- Aw, I'm sorry, sweets.
No, I think I was wrong about dad.
I think he's good.