Regular Show (2010) s06e12 Episode Script

1 All right, listen up.
Something really big is happening to me today.
Something really big is happening to me today.
It might change my life forever.
Happening to me today.
It might change my life forever.
I won't bore you with the it might change my life forever.
I won't bore you with the details, but you're gonna be I won't bore you with the details, but you're gonna be unsupervised for a few hours, so details, but you're gonna be unsupervised for a few hours, so do whatever you want for lunch.
Unsupervised for a few hours, so do whatever you want for lunch.
Do whatever you want for lunch.
What was that? What was that? We didn't say What was that? We didn't say anything.
We didn't say anything.
Oh, okay.
Huh? Anything.
Oh, okay.
Huh? You g you guys were asking Oh, okay.
Huh? You g you guys were asking how You g you guys were asking how Nope.
How Nope.
Weren't asking you anything.
Nope.
Weren't asking you anything.
Fine.
I'll tell you.
Weren't asking you anything.
Fine.
I'll tell you.
Gene has formally invited me to Fine.
I'll tell you.
Gene has formally invited me to a park managers' luncheon! Gene has formally invited me to a park managers' luncheon! Gene? A park managers' luncheon! Gene? As in gene, the rival park Gene? As in gene, the rival park manager? As in gene, the rival park manager? Gene sucks! Manager? Gene sucks! That may be true, but Gene sucks! That may be true, but I've never been invited, and That may be true, but I've never been invited, and it's a huge honor, not to I've never been invited, and it's a huge honor, not to mention very exclusive.
It's a huge honor, not to mention very exclusive.
This sounds bad.
Mention very exclusive.
This sounds bad.
I'm just gonna This sounds bad.
I'm just gonna weigh in here for a second.
I'm just gonna weigh in here for a second.
This is a textbook prank setup.
Weigh in here for a second.
This is a textbook prank setup.
Invite 'em out, get 'em comfy, this is a textbook prank setup.
Invite 'em out, get 'em comfy, then bam! Invite 'em out, get 'em comfy, then bam! Egg in the face! Then bam! Egg in the face! Or pie in the face.
Egg in the face! Or pie in the face.
Something ends up in someone's or pie in the face.
Something ends up in someone's face, and it's usually not good.
Something ends up in someone's face, and it's usually not good.
Face, and it's usually not good.
So you think I'm not So you think I'm not good enough to be included.
So you think I'm not good enough to be included.
It has to be a prank! Good enough to be included.
It has to be a prank! No, that's not it.
It has to be a prank! No, that's not it.
It's just gene No, that's not it.
It's just gene No, I get it.
Fine.
It's just gene No, I get it.
Fine.
I'm not a good enough manager to No, I get it.
Fine.
I'm not a good enough manager to be recognized.
I'm not a good enough manager to be recognized.
I'm glad to have cleared that be recognized.
I'm glad to have cleared that up! I'm glad to have cleared that up! You guys enjoy your long lunch, up! You guys enjoy your long lunch, and next time, don't pry into my you guys enjoy your long lunch, and next time, don't pry into my private affairs! And next time, don't pry into my private affairs! So, what are we gonna private affairs! So, what are we gonna do about the lunch? So, what are we gonna do about the lunch? I was thinking pizza do about the lunch? I was thinking pizza subs.
I was thinking pizza subs.
He means Benson's subs.
He means Benson's lunch, bro.
He means Benson's lunch, bro.
Try to stay on the level.
Lunch, bro.
Try to stay on the level.
Well, I don't trust try to stay on the level.
Well, I don't trust gene.
Well, I don't trust gene.
We got to follow Benson.
Gene.
We got to follow Benson.
And then we're getting we got to follow Benson.
And then we're getting pizza subs.
And then we're getting pizza subs.
Let's keep that on the pizza subs.
Let's keep that on the table.
Let's keep that on the table.
But first, rescuing Benson.
Table.
But first, rescuing Benson.
Can we call it but first, rescuing Benson.
Can we call it "operation save Benson before" Can we call it "operation save Benson before getting pizza subs"? "Operation save Benson before getting pizza subs"? Yeah, we'll vote on it getting pizza subs"? Yeah, we'll vote on it in the car.
Yeah, we'll vote on it in the car.
Aw, man.
Raking? I'd rather play video games.
Aw, man.
Raking? I'd rather play video games.
Yeah.
I'd rather play video games.
Yeah.
Or how about punchies? Oh! I fell! Ugh! Leaves! I can't see! Ugh! Leaves! I can't see! Ugh! I can't see! Ugh! What the Ugh! What the what is happening? - What the what is happening? - Ugh! What is happening? Ugh! Leaves in my mouth! Ugh! Leaves in my mouth! Huh? Leaves in my mouth! Huh? You gonna rake up these leaves?! Is the bug picking up Benson's voice? I don't know.
Benson's voice? I don't know.
Let me check.
I don't know.
Let me check.
So ridiculous, let me check So ridiculous, can't even rake properly.
So ridiculous, can't even rake properly.
Well, at least the other can't even rake properly.
Well, at least the other managers will get a kick out of well, at least the other managers will get a kick out of it.
Managers will get a kick out of it.
"Benson, how was your day?" It.
"Benson, how was your day?" "Oh, it was fine.
"Benson, how was your day?" "Oh, it was fine.
Taught some slackers a thing or "oh, it was fine.
Taught some slackers a thing or two about proper rake usage.
" Taught some slackers a thing or two about proper rake usage.
" " That's great! Two about proper rake usage.
" " That's great! You must be real good at it, "that's great! You must be real good at it, judging from those forearms.
" You must be real good at it, judging from those forearms.
" " Oh, nah.
Judging from those forearms.
" " Oh, nah.
I used to be a drummer, so, you "oh, nah.
I used to be a drummer, so, you know, it's part of the package I used to be a drummer, so, you know, it's part of the package deal.
" "Know, it's part of the package deal.
" Package set.
"Deal.
" Package set.
No, wait drum set! Package set.
No, wait drum set! Ha! No, wait drum set! Ha! What's this on my Ha! What's this on my oh.
It's a hair.
What's this on my oh.
It's a hair.
Ugh.
Oh.
It's a hair.
Ugh.
It's so long.
Ugh.
It's so long.
I knew I should've shaved this it's so long.
I knew I should've shaved this morning.
I knew I should've shaved this morning.
Maybe I can just pluck it out.
Morning.
Maybe I can just pluck it out.
Eh, it's bad for your pores.
Maybe I can just pluck it out.
Eh, it's bad for your pores.
This makes me feel eh, it's bad for your pores.
This makes me feel uncomfortable.
This makes me feel uncomfortable.
I'm not ready to know uncomfortable.
I'm not ready to know Benson like this.
Eh, about six of one, half a dozen of the other, really.
Eh, about six of one, half a dozen of the other, really.
Hey, hey! Benson's here! Dozen of the other, really.
Hey, hey! Benson's here! It's Benson, everybody! Hey, hey! Benson's here! It's Benson, everybody! Hey, Benson.
It's Benson, everybody! Hey, Benson.
Good to see you.
Hello.
Hey, Benson.
Good to see you.
Hello.
Oh, hiya, Benson.
Good to see you.
Hello.
Oh, hiya, Benson.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, hiya, Benson.
Nice to meet you.
Yeah! Nice to meet you.
Yeah! Speaking of leaves, earlier Yeah! Speaking of leaves, earlier today, I was showing my workers speaking of leaves, earlier today, I was showing my workers how to pick up leaves, but I was today, I was showing my workers how to pick up leaves, but I was a drummer so, you know How to pick up leaves, but I was a drummer so, you know Yes, of course, Benson! A drummer so, you know Yes, of course, Benson! Let's sit down.
Yes, of course, Benson! Let's sit down.
I hear the chicken and waffles let's sit down.
I hear the chicken and waffles are to die for.
I hear the chicken and waffles are to die for.
Are to die for.
Order up.
Order up.
- Order up.
- Chicken and waffles? Chicken and waffles? Ugh! Chicken and waffles? Ugh! I'm so hungry! Ugh! I'm so hungry! I never had a lunch break! I'm so hungry! I never had a lunch break! Skips, could we get a lunch I never had a lunch break! Skips, could we get a lunch break? Skips, could we get a lunch break? There's a pizza-sub place two break? There's a pizza-sub place two blocks away.
There's a pizza-sub place two blocks away.
Pizza subs are not off blocks away.
Pizza subs are not off the table, but we should really Pizza subs are not off the table, but we should really stay put for now.
The table, but we should really stay put for now.
Ugh! Stay put for now.
Ugh! Fine! But if I starve to death, Ugh! Fine! But if I starve to death, I blame you! Fine! But if I starve to death, I blame you! Now let's talk timesheets.
I blame you! Now let's talk timesheets.
Alphabetical or chronological? Now let's talk timesheets.
Alphabetical or chronological? Well, I'm really more alphabetical or chronological? Well, I'm really more of an alphabetical kind of guy.
Well, I'm really more of an alphabetical kind of guy.
You know what they say Of an alphabetical kind of guy.
You know what they say a to z, time ain't free! You know what they say A to z, time ain't free! - A to z, time ain't free! - And so then I said, "what are" And so then I said, "what are you, a managermaphobe?" And so then I said, "what are you, a managermaphobe?" You, a managermaphobe?" Where'd the sound Where'd the sound go? Where'd the sound go? Oh.
Go? Oh.
Something must have happened! Gene hit the bug! That sly devil! Gene hit the bug! That sly devil! Looks like we'll have that sly devil! Looks like we'll have to go inside, closer to the Looks like we'll have to go inside, closer to the food.
To go inside, closer to the food.
Oh, no-o-o.
- Food.
- Oh, no-o-o.
Can I get you some drinks, some starters? Uh, no, thanks.
Some starters? Uh, no, thanks.
How about a cool Uh, no, thanks.
How about a cool raspberry breezenade? How about a cool raspberry breezenade? No.
Raspberry breezenade? No.
Look, I'm just trying to make No.
Look, I'm just trying to make you guys happy.
Look, I'm just trying to make you guys happy.
Fine, fine.
You guys happy.
Fine, fine.
We'll have a, uh Fine, fine.
We'll have a, uh Raspberry Bumblebee.
We'll have a, uh Raspberry Bumblebee.
That's the boscoe's spirit! - Raspberry Bumblebee.
- That's the boscoe's spirit! - That's the boscoe's spirit! - Why didn't you order any food? Why didn't you order any food? Because we're not why didn't you order any food? Because we're not here to eat.
Because we're not here to eat.
But this place smells here to eat.
But this place smells like it smells just like But this place smells like it smells just like food! Like it smells just like food! Cameras, hidden food! Cameras, hidden mirrors I try to keep an eye Cameras, hidden mirrors I try to keep an eye on them at all times.
Mirrors I try to keep an eye on them at all times.
Pizza subs are a kind on them at all times.
Pizza subs are a kind of food! Pizza subs are a kind of food! I can't take it! Of food! I can't take it! Shush! I can't take it! Shush! Everybody down.
Shush! Everybody down.
We're in too deep! Everybody down.
We're in too deep! Yeah, this was a bad We're in too deep! Yeah, this was a bad idea rigby had.
Yeah, this was a bad idea rigby had.
Let's go.
Idea rigby had.
Let's go.
Ugh! Let's go.
Ugh! Stop hitting me.
Ugh! Stop hitting me.
Your elbows are weirdly pointy.
Stop hitting me.
Your elbows are weirdly pointy.
Hey! Your elbows are weirdly pointy.
Hey! Hey, you stop! Hey! Hey, you stop! You stop right there! Hey, you stop! You stop right there! What do you think you're doing? You stop right there! What do you think you're doing? This is my special luncheon! What do you think you're doing? This is my special luncheon! We're trying to this is my special luncheon! We're trying to help.
We're trying to help.
We really think you're being set help.
We really think you're being set up.
We really think you're being set up.
No! They're just up.
No! They're just taking me out to lunch! No! They're just taking me out to lunch! Someone's finally - Taking me out to lunch! - Someone's finally Someone's finally Somebody's finally recognizing Somebody's finally recognizing my hard work! Somebody's finally recognizing my hard work! But gene My hard work! But gene You don't get it! But gene You don't get it! I've made sacrifices! You don't get it! I've made sacrifices! Stick hockey, drumming I've made sacrifices! Stick hockey, drumming This is all I have left.
Stick hockey, drumming This is all I have left.
Park managing is my life! This is all I have left.
Park managing is my life! You guys want to make me look park managing is my life! You guys want to make me look like a jerk in front of my you guys want to make me look like a jerk in front of my colleagues! Like a jerk in front of my colleagues! Sorry, Benson.
Colleagues! Sorry, Benson.
We didn't know Sorry, Benson.
We didn't know No! We didn't know No! You leave me alone! No! You leave me alone! You go rake those leaves! You leave me alone! You go rake those leaves! Don't make me tell you twice! - You go rake those leaves! - Don't make me tell you twice! - Don't make me tell you twice! - I'm feeling something I'm feeling something almost as bad as hunger.
I'm feeling something almost as bad as hunger.
I think it's guilt, guys.
Almost as bad as hunger.
I think it's guilt, guys.
Yeah.
I think it's guilt, guys.
Yeah.
He is a great park manager.
Yeah.
He is a great park manager.
Why wouldn't they want to hang he is a great park manager.
Why wouldn't they want to hang out with him? Why wouldn't they want to hang out with him? It's us! Out with him? It's us! We're the jerks! It's us! We're the jerks! Chill, pops.
We're the jerks! Chill, pops.
Let's just go home and try to Chill, pops.
Let's just go home and try to forget this ever happened.
Let's just go home and try to forget this ever happened.
Forget this ever happened.
He looks so happy with them.
He looks so happy with them.
What?! He looks so happy with them.
What?! They've got Benson! What?! They've got Benson! Oh, man.
What are they doing to him? Looks like some sort what are they doing to him? Looks like some sort of sacrifice.
Looks like some sort of sacrifice.
We got to get in of sacrifice.
We got to get in somehow.
We got to get in somehow.
Jackpot, bro.
- Somehow.
- Jackpot, bro.
Jackpot, bro.
They catered with pizza subs?! They catered with pizza subs?! At least they have taste.
They catered with pizza subs?! At least they have taste.
Ow! - At least they have taste.
- Ow! - Ow! - Hey, why don't you turn that Hey, why don't you turn that frown upside down? Hey, why don't you turn that frown upside down? You know it's just my mask, frown upside down? You know it's just my mask, Steve.
You know it's just my mask, Steve.
You guys changed up the masks, Steve.
You guys changed up the masks, and you didn't tell me.
You guys changed up the masks, and you didn't tell me.
You make fun of me like this and you didn't tell me.
You make fun of me like this every Thursday, and it's you make fun of me like this every Thursday, and it's starting to make me actually every Thursday, and it's starting to make me actually sad! Starting to make me actually sad! Your attention! Sad! Your attention! Attention, please! Your attention! Attention, please! Attention, please! With the mask of silence With the mask of silence secured, we may begin the with the mask of silence secured, we may begin the ritual.
Secured, we may begin the ritual.
Brotherhood, loyalty, ritual.
Brotherhood, loyalty, discipline these are not brotherhood, loyalty, discipline these are not things you learn.
Discipline these are not things you learn.
These are things you are.
Things you learn.
These are things you are.
Most people are like so much these are things you are.
Most people are like so much sludge in the gutters, filling most people are like so much sludge in the gutters, filling space until they're expunged.
Sludge in the gutters, filling space until they're expunged.
But we are like the sunrise, space until they're expunged.
But we are like the sunrise, cascading over the pines, but we are like the sunrise, cascading over the pines, silently, illuminating Cascading over the pines, silently, illuminating No, pops.
Silently, illuminating No, pops.
This is bad.
No, pops.
This is bad.
Oh, no! This is bad.
Oh, no! We are park managers.
Oh, no! We are park managers.
And what stands before us is we are park managers.
And what stands before us is litter, to be composted! Now! - Huh? - Stop them! - Stop them! - Thank us later! Thank us later! Come on! Thank us later! Come on! Come on! Hey, hands off our pizza Hey, hands off our pizza subs! Hey, hands off our pizza subs! Those are special order! Subs! Those are special order! Follow them! Those are special order! Follow them! Follow them in your vehicles! Follow them! Follow them in your vehicles! Tear them apart! All terr-a-a-a-ain! Unh! Whoa! Bad show! Bad show! Bad show! Unh! Unh! Aah! Ohh! Unh! Aah! Ohh! Aah! Ohh! Unh! Unh! Aah! Unh! Aah! You owe me a pizza sub! Aah! You owe me a pizza sub! Aaaaaah! You owe me a pizza sub! Aaaaaah! Nope.
Aaaaaah! Nope.
You're taking a taxi, steffen.
Nope.
You're taking a taxi, steffen.
You're taking a taxi, steffen.
I hate this club.
I hate this club.
I hate this club.
Operation Operation "save Benson" success! Operation "save Benson" success! That's not the name we "save Benson" success! That's not the name we agreed on.
That's not the name we agreed on.
No need to thank agreed on.
No need to thank us, Benson.
No need to thank us, Benson.
- Us, Benson.
- "Thank you"? "Thank you"? You've ruined everything! "Thank you"? You've ruined everything! Huh? You've ruined everything! Huh? Benson! Huh? Benson! I can't believe I thought you Benson! I can't believe I thought you were lodge material! I can't believe I thought you were lodge material! "Lodge material"? Were lodge material! "Lodge material"? See? "Lodge material"? See? That's what compost means.
See? That's what compost means.
They were gonna chop him up to that's what compost means.
They were gonna chop him up to build a cabin! They were gonna chop him up to build a cabin! You work at a park and you build a cabin! You work at a park and you don't know what compost means? You work at a park and you don't know what compost means? Don't know what compost means? They were gonna cut me free and They were gonna cut me free and release me into the brotherhood they were gonna cut me free and release me into the brotherhood of the lodge.
Release me into the brotherhood of the lodge.
It's a very sophisticated of the lodge.
It's a very sophisticated ritual that I wouldn't expect a it's a very sophisticated ritual that I wouldn't expect a mere subordinate to understand.
Ritual that I wouldn't expect a mere subordinate to understand.
That's why they weren't invited, mere subordinate to understand.
That's why they weren't invited, Benson.
That's why they weren't invited, Benson.
You can't control your Benson.
You can't control your employees, so you're out! You can't control your employees, so you're out! What? Employees, so you're out! What? Those are the worst employees What? Those are the worst employees I've ever seen.
Those are the worst employees I've ever seen.
Therefore, you're the worst park I've ever seen.
Therefore, you're the worst park manager I've ever seen! Therefore, you're the worst park manager I've ever seen! These knuckleheads couldn't tell manager I've ever seen! These knuckleheads couldn't tell a lawn mower from a leaf blower! These knuckleheads couldn't tell a lawn mower from a leaf blower! Don't throw my a lawn mower from a leaf blower! Don't throw my employees into this! Don't throw my employees into this! They were just trying to protect employees into this! They were just trying to protect me because you're a crazy person they were just trying to protect me because you're a crazy person who's done nothing but prank us! Me because you're a crazy person who's done nothing but prank us! Yeah? And? Who's done nothing but prank us! Yeah? And? I thought I wanted to yeah? And? I thought I wanted to be a lodge member, but I would I thought I wanted to be a lodge member, but I would never abandon my employees to be a lodge member, but I would never abandon my employees to fit into some overblown kids' never abandon my employees to fit into some overblown kids' clubhouse! Fit into some overblown kids' clubhouse! Now, if you would please excuse clubhouse! Now, if you would please excuse yourselves, we close at 6:00 on now, if you would please excuse yourselves, we close at 6:00 on Thursdays.
Yourselves, we close at 6:00 on Thursdays.
Thursdays.
Ha! Ha! Benson, you old so-and-so! Ha! Benson, you old so-and-so! That was the final test! Benson, you old so-and-so! That was the final test! Huh? That was the final test! Huh? You and your employees have Huh? You and your employees have truly displayed our core values.
You and your employees have truly displayed our core values.
Welcome to the lodge, Benson.
Truly displayed our core values.
Welcome to the lodge, Benson.
I'm In? Welcome to the lodge, Benson.
I'm In? I'm In? If you think, after all that, I If you think, after all that, I would still join your club If you think, after all that, I would still join your club Then you're absolutely right! Would still join your club Then you're absolutely right! Yes! - Then you're absolutely right! - Yes!