Heartbeat (1992) s06e13 Episode Script
Obsessions
1
Heartbeat
Why do you miss when
my baby kisses me?
Heartbeat
Why does a love kiss
stay in my memory? ♪
DUSTY SPRINGFIELD: I Just Don't
Know What To Do With Myself
I just don't know
what to do with myself
Don't know just
what to do with myself
I'm so used to doing
everything with you
Planning everything for two
And now that we're through
I just don't know
what to do with my time
I'm so lonesome
for you it's a crime
Going to a movie
only makes me sad
Parties make me feel as bad
When I'm not with you
I just don't know what to do
Like a summer rose
Needs the sun and rain
I need your sweet love ♪
- Bed and breakfast?
- That's it.
At your place?
Tourism, Maggie, is the growth
industry of the future.
So I thought I'd get cracking
before anybody else woke up to it.
I've been doing B&B
for years, Claude.
I'm talking about
holiday makers, George,
not commercial
travellers who got lost.
And that book started it all off.
Where did you get it?
It belonged to the old
headmaster, didn't it?
I was going by his house when his
widow were chucking all his stuff out.
Oh, aye?
The old boy was a great rambler.
Could have these published, you know.
I'm surprised. There's six
walks mapped out in that book.
And each route is marked out
with a special point of interest.
I'm gonna have copies made
and give 'em exclusively
to all my paying guests.
Isn't that called
plagiarism, Claude?
Only if it means making
money for nowt.
There's a fire next door.
Mum says can you phone?
Alright. I'll come straightaway.
- Eileen?
- Yes?
Can you phone the brigade?
There's a fire at Lane End Terrace.
- Anyone in there?
- I think so. We heard music.
- Have the brigade been called?
- Yeah.
You'll have to break the window!
That'll only make it worse.
I'll try round the back.
THE ANIMALS:
We Gotta Get Out Of This Place
Watch my daddy in bed a-dyin'
Watch his hair been
turnin' grey, yeah
He's been workin' and
slavin' his life away
Oh yes, I know
He's been working so hard
I've been workin' too, baby
Every night and day
(COUGHS)
We've got to get out of this place
(CHOKES)
If it's the last thing we ever do
(COUGHS)
We've got to get out of this place
Girl, there's a better
life for you and me
Are you sure you don't
want to go to the hospital?
Yeah, I'm fine.
It's just my eyes, that's all.
Nick!
Are you all right?
Yeah, I'm fine. My eyes
are stinging a bit, that's all.
I've told him he ought to go to the
hospital and have them checked.
His chest as well.
You've only got to smell his clothes
to know what the fumes were like.
Alright, I'll go in the morning.
I thought you're going
bowling with Phil tonight.
Yeah, I cried off, didn't fancy it.
Well, lucky for that girl, you didn't.
Are you sure you squared
this with them, Claude?
- You want it in writing?
- No, no.
Well, shut up and get shoving.
- Sandra Croft?
- Yes?
Nick Rowan. We met last night.
- You're the one who pulled me out?
- Yeah.
'Thank you' seems a bit feeble.
Well, no, that'll do fine.
How are you?
I'm okay, thanks to you.
I'm waiting for the doctor
to come and discharge me.
Well, that's good.
I'm, um
I'm ashamed I caused
so much trouble.
I was drunk.
You probably guessed.
Yeah, yeah, I gathered that.
You don't have to believe me,
but I don't make a habit of it.
I believe you.
I'd, um
I'd had a letter from my boyfriend.
I'd been pretty stupid.
- You don't have to explain.
- No, I'd like to. He's, um
- He's married.
- Oh.
An old story, I know!
Everyone said he'd never leave his wife.
But I believed him.
Came up here to be near him.
Well, I'm sorry things
didn't work out for you.
Are you married?
No. No, I was.
My wife died.
Oh! I'm sorry.
You're not gonna cover it
with twigs or branches?
- What for?
- Camouflage. It's a hide, ain't it.
It's not gonna take much finding,
stuck here like this.
Would you like to go
out and come in again!
What are you talking about!
It's the bird watchers we're
trying to hide, not the box!
In any case, so long
as we leave it there,
the birds'll get used
to it and accept it.
In time, I suppose.
It don't look natural.
A nervous bird might think,
"Hey, what's in that box?"
- I know I would.
- I'm sure you would!
But the black grouse hasn't
got your personality, has it?
He don't stand around
psychoanalysing all the time.
Especially when his feathers are
fluffed up and he's feeling frisky.
Cos you know what
this month is, don't you?
- What?
- I've done me homework.
- It's the mating season.
- Oh, yes.
Oh yes! And according to
the headmaster's notes,
this area is what's
known as the lek.
This is the place where traditionally,
the black grouses do their courting.
And from what I can gather, when
its primitive passions are stirring,
it could be shameful,
so I think we ought to go.
What a star!
Oooh, what a pong!
Yeah, I know.
I can't get rid of it.
Well, if you're angling for a
new uniform, you can forget it.
Blaketon says there's not enough
in the budget to pay for a whistle.
- How'd the bowling go, Phil?
- You missed a great night.
- Morning, Rowan.
- Morning, sir.
- Well done last night.
- Thank you, Sarge.
I heard you showed great presence
of mind and no little courage.
A fine example to those of us
of a more sedentary nature.
She was a good-looker though, sarge.
Otherwise he'd called the brigade.
Well, you're in luck
again then, Rowan.
Because the same
lady has just called in.
She wants our help
on a different matter.
Oh, what's up?
She's complaining
about being followed.
Well, I'm free, Sarge.
Out of your patch, Bellamy.
Out of your league an' all.
I assume this aroma of burnt
material is not for once the result
of somebody smoking the
evil weed whilst on duty?
Correct, Sarge.
Put in for a new uniform, Rowan.
I'll support your application.
Thank you, Sarge.
Hell's bells.
There'll be a gong
from Buck House next.
HAMMERING
BREAKING GLASS
Miss Croft?
Upstairs.
Miss Croft?
Oh, hello.
- You rang the station?
- Yes.
Shut the door.
I don't want to be heard downstairs.
I'm trying to salvage some things.
Doesn't seemed to matter
if it was in a drawer or not,
everything reeks!
You told my sergeant
you're being followed?
Yes.
I meant to tell you at the hospital.
Let me clear you a seat.
Um, I'm fine, thanks.
It's been going on for a while.
Well, do you know who it is?
Not for sure, no.
It could be my ex-boyfriend.
- The one you told me about?
- Yeah.
Why, I thought he wanted to
break off the relationship?
No. I said he wasn't
willing to leave his wife.
He wanted us to
carry on as we were.
He got quite violent
when I refused.
Woke up this morning feeling fine
There's something
special on my mind
Last night I met a new girl
in the neighbourhood ♪
No sign of the taxi this way.
Anything your side?
No, nothing.
And we're bang on time, so, um
We'll just have to wait.
It'll be here shortly.
Excuse me.
- Mr. and Mrs. Flintoff?
- Yes?
Claude Greengrass,
Greengrass Guided Tours.
Welcome to your
holiday of a lifetime.
Round the front! Come on.
Round you go!
There we are. In you get.
- I'm Madge.
- I'm Colin.
- From Crawley New Town.
- Lovely.
I'm sorry I had to bring the truck.
But the Daimler's being serviced.
- We're glad you did! Aren't we?
- Great fun!
- Mr. Kenway?
- Yes?
- PC Rowan, Aidensfield Police.
- What can I do for you?
We're making enquiries
about a young woman.
Sandra Croft. Do you know her?
Do you mind telling
me why you're asking?
Do you know her, sir?
Well, you know I do.
Otherwise you wouldn't be here.
- What's the problem?
- She claims she's being followed.
What's that got to do with me?
What's your relationship with her?
She was a friend
briefly.
Well, she said you were lovers.
We had an affair.
It's private. Finished business.
You sure about that?
Yeah. Very sure.
It's different. A complete change.
No home comforts.
No.
Can't we say we like the
outdoors, roughing it.
Is this so much worse than a tent?
It's close. And more expensive.
Oh, it doesn't matter.
As long as the bed linen is clean
Well, cleanish
It doesn't matter.
We're not holidaying in this room.
We're gonna be out there,
hoovering up the countryside.
Oh, you're right.
I've gone soft.
Soft and tired!
We've been on the road all day.
It's ready when you are!
I wonder if our host
has dressed for dinner.
I don't really care.
I just hope he's washed his hands.
Evening.
- Hello.
- Oh, hello.
- You just caught me.
- Are you going away?
Only to the pub.
I'm moving out while the
house is being redecorated.
I couldn't stand
the smell any longer.
I've just been to see Mr. Kenway.
Oh?
He said your relationship
ended ten months ago.
Yes well, he would, wouldn't he?
He seems a busy man.
Too busy to follow me
around, you mean?
- Well
- Well, he made time before.
He was always very jealous
if he thought there might
be someone else in my life.
And is there?
No.
But he might think it.
Well, all I can do at the moment
is keep an eye on the situation.
Thank you.
I really do appreciate it.
Mm! This fish is delicious!
I'm not surprised.
It jumped out of Whitby docks this
morning and jumped inside the pan.
Is it the moment to discuss
arrangements for tomorrow?
Aye. No time like the present.
What do you fancy,
rambling or bird-watching?
I'm the bird-watcher,
Madge is the rambler.
We're gonna take turns.
Ah, it's great, that.
If only people would settle
their differences like that,
the world would be a
happier place, won't it?
So what's it's gonna
be tomorrow, then?
- You first.
- No, you.
- I don't mind.
- Come on, Madge.
- Really, I don't.
- Yes, yes you do.
I don't, Colin. Honestly.
Hang on! It's gonna turn
into World War Three.
Let's spin up.
I tell you what.
Heads, you go rambling,
tails, you go twitching.
It's heads. You go rambling.
As a matter of fact,
I've got your itinerary here.
I've sorted it out.
There we are.
That's the one. And that one.
There you are.
There's your walk for tomorrow.
- Long Tom's Stride?
- Ah, that's him.
Why is it called that, then?
Why? Well, it's um
Well, it's all in there, ain't it.
You know the saying,
"Seek and ye shall find."
I can see Mr. Greengrass isn't going
to make this easy for us, Colin.
The look of love is in your eyes
The look your heart can't describe
The look of love is saying
- Hello.
- Hi. I've got them in.
You've got this one trained, Nick.
And what my heart has heard
Well it takes my breath away
I can hardly wait to hold you
Feel my arms around you
How long I have waited
Waited just to love you
Now that I have found you
You've got the look of love
couldn't be just
a one-night stand ♪
I asked to see her next week
and she told me I could
Right, then. Okay?
Yep. Thank you.
Right.
- All your stuff is there, right?
- Yes, thank you.
Right, now then.
Hey, are you ready?
That's your starting point then.
That stile.
You're not joining us then?
How I wish I could, Mrs. Flintoff, but,
I've got to deliver all this stuff.
I'll pick you up at 6:00
at the Devil's Dip.
You can't miss it.
It's on your map.
Try not to worry the sheep.
Dyb-dyb.
I walked her home
and she held my hand
I knew it couldn't be
just a one-night stand
So I asked to see her next
week and she told me I could
I asked to see her and
she told me I could
Something tells me I'm
into something good ♪
KNOCK ON DOOR
Hello?
Sorry to trouble you,
but car's overheated.
Must have a leaky radiator.
Wondered, could you let
me have some water?
Of course! Come in!
- What a lovely room!
- I like it.
Cottages tend to be a bit dark,
but I get the sun here.
Yes.
Will a kettle do?
Fine, thank you.
- Do you live here by yourself?
- Yes.
You're not looking for any
lodgers, by any chance?
No. Why do you ask?
Well, I'm staying at
the pub in Aidensfield.
It's well, it's okay, but it's not
exactly 'home from home'.
Had to move out of my own
place while it's redecorated.
It sounds a bit extreme.
Yes, well, I I had a fire.
Oh, I see. What?
You must be Sandra Croft.
Yes.
Famous for all the wrong reasons.
Were there a lot of damage then?
Not to the building, no.
The fire was confined to one room.
But the smell is all
through the house.
Perhaps I should be looking
for another place altogether.
- Are you thinking of selling?
- Sorry, no.
Pity.
You were lucky to get out
of the fire unharmed.
Yes. At least someone
up there loves me.
He sent a guardian angel.
Constable Rowan. Do you know him?
Yes.
Come back for a fill-up
if you need more.
Thanks.
The look your smile can't disguise
The look of love
It's saying so much
more than just
This rock is called The Victory
after Nelson's flagship.
It doesn't look much like a ship.
No, but it saved them having
to build another column.
Yorkshire nous, you see.
Do you want to take a photo?
Me on The Victory,
saying 'Kiss me, Colin'!
- Glad we came?
- Mm.
Could you have lost the bracelet
when you were out?
Loose clasp or something?
No.
I'm very careful with it.
It's it's gone from this box.
Right, when did you last see it?
Yesterday.
Since the fire, anyone
can get into my place.
It's so sick.
As if what's happened
isn't bad enough.
I just feel that everything
and everyone's against me.
Well, except for you.
Was there anything
distinctive about it?
Not really. It's a
18-carat chain bracelet,
with a heart-shaped clasp.
Clive Kenway gave it to me.
Mr. Kenway?
It was his grandmother's.
Family heirloom.
He said he gave it to me
in a moment of weakness.
So what are you saying?
I'm saying he wanted it back.
Is that an accusation?
No, no, I'm not accusing anybody.
But you still think
he's following you?
Somebody is!
It means so much to know
you're looking after me, Nick.
May I call you Nick?
Have I got this right?
A young, attractive woman
won't leave you alone
and you're complaining?
Well, it's a bit spooky, Sarge.
Women and uniforms, Rowan.
You know what they say.
There'll be a theory for it no doubt.
She's probably gone soft on you.
It will pass.
And what about the stalker?
We take it seriously?
I've no choice.
I'll put Ventress onto it.
Thanks, Sarge.
This doesn't mean you can stop chasing
up her ex-boyfriend about the bracelet.
Anyone there?
- I said, 'Anyone there?'
BANGS ON DOOR
What? What? What?
Oh, there you are.
Ah, you're coming
from the other road.
- You find your way all right?
- Very well, thank you.
I bet you're ready
for something to eat!
Oh! Definitely!
Ah. We're eating out tonight.
What now?
I'd really rather tidy up.
No time to muck about.
They're already open.
Come on! Get in!
There you are. Lovely.
Something tells me
I'm into something
Something good
Oh, yeah, something good
Something tells me
I'm into something
Something good
Something good ♪
She had a real nose around.
She's staying at the pub while
her place is being redecorated.
- Yeah, I know.
- How?
- Hm?
- How do you know?
Well, I saw her today
about something else.
You never told me she
was so attractive.
Don't tell me you hadn't noticed.
- Why do you want to know about her?
- Oh, strictly business, you know!
Oh, yeah?
Uh, she thinks that
somebody is following her.
Who?
No idea.
Nick thinks it's in her mind.
But now it's come true.
- How do you mean?
- Well, she's got you following her.
Alf.
Now then, George.
How about rustling up a couple
of your country platters
for two of my guests?
We don't serve food to non-residents.
- Since when?
- Since now.
Well, not only am I a
resident of the area,
I'm pretty much a resident
in this flaming bar.
Maybe you are, but not them.
- What was it all about?
- It's called competition.
If you want to play the
guest house landlord,
you've got to do
your own catering.
Not come sticking your
mark upon my grub.
Leave him to me, Claude.
I'm afraid there's been
a hiccup in the kitchen.
What sort of a hiccup?
Clash of temperaments.
And that's chefs for you!
Why they let them have knives,
I shall never know.
I'm ashamed of you, Uncle George.
Look, charge Claude what you like,
but I'm feeding 'em.
Or our name will be mud
in Crawley New Town.
PHONE RINGS
Hello?
Yes, he is. Who's speaking?
Hang on a second.
Sandra Croft.
Eh?
Hello?
Why are you there?
What do you mean?
"You should be here.
There's another policeman outside."
"I thought this was your beat."
I don't patrol 24 hours a day.
But I can't trust this man.
I need you!
I don't think you're
being very sensible.
Don't talk down to me!
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean
I'm sorry. I'm
I'm in a bit of a state.
I'm sure I saw somebody.
He he knows I'm staying here.
"I'm frightened. Do you understand?"
Yeah.
I only want you, Nick.
Please, don't let me down again.
I'm sorry.
She shouldn't have phoned here.
She must have got your number
when she called round earlier.
Something serious?
I don't know. Thanks.
It sounded serious.
Can't you tell me?
It's work.
- Nice work if you can get it.
- You what?
You heard.
She's a very attractive woman.
- Oh, not you as well.
- What do you mean?
Well, it's the same as Phil and Alf.
Making a joke of it.
Me thinkst thou dost protest too much.
Well, you just have to get used
to the adulation of two women.
As long as it's only me
who's getting it returned.
You don't mind the early start?
I'll tell you when I wake up.
Best time of the day to
see the black grouse.
Of course,
I don't need to tell you that.
He's been awake all
night with excitement.
Has he? Right, well,
you're gonna get excited now.
Cos this is really a
room with a view.
Right, then, I'll, er
I'll leave you to it.
I'll have to take this
back to the cleaners.
The smell is still there.
Thanks, Eileen.
Oh, I saw that girl yesterday.
The one you pulled out of the fire.
- Where?
- Just outside.
- How do you know it was her?
- She introduced herself.
I thought what a nice
young woman she was.
She made a great fuss of Katie.
Even offered to babysit.
Well, if she calls again,
I'd prefer you not to let her in.
Not let her in?
I don't want to explain, alright.
Trust me, Eileen.
What am I looking for again?
The male is black with
longish lyre-shaped tail,
erect in display to show
the white undertail.
What's that?
Now, then.
Not a pretty sight, is it?
How many have you spotted?
Oh well.
I'm glad you found a use for them.
She claims it's gone missing.
(LAUGHS) Along with her marbles.
So, you bought the bracelet for her?
Yes. It was her birthday, I think.
She said it was your grandmother's.
Family heirloom.
Is there no end to this?
The only thing my grandmother's
handed down to me is her bad back.
I bought the bracelet for
Sandra on a day out in Whitby.
She should know, she picked it!
She's always doing that.
You know exactly what
you're up to, don't you.
Oh, I think Nick's here now.
(I'm sorry, I couldn't say no.)
Hello.
What a lovely little
baby you've got.
- What's the problem?
- I'm getting rid of the problem.
Come here, darling.
How do you mean?
Well, I want to withdraw the
report about my bracelet.
- I've decided to let the matter drop.
- Why?
Well, I suddenly realized
how upset people would be
if you questioned them.
As if I'd accused them.
Do you mind?
It's your bracelet.
I'd be happier, really.
Right. Well, I'll just keep it
on file, then. If that's all
- Thank you for letting me wait.
- Not at all.
Bye-bye, Katie.
I hope everything sorts
itself out for you very soon.
You've got to stop this.
- This what?
- Pestering.
Pestering?
I want you to stop.
Me pestering you?
- You haven't been leading me on then?
- No, not at all.
How can you say that when
you've made it so obvious?
- Made what obvious?
- That you care, Nick. That
that you care.
Walk with me and we'll talk.
- No.
- Nick, please!
Nick! Please!
- Nick!
- You're not listening, are you?
I'm alive because of you.
Doesn't that mean something?
Why did you save me
just to destroy me now?
- You need help.
- That's what I'm saying.
Professional help.
- Please, don't go!
- Let go.
Tell me the truth.
Tell me I mean something to you.
I can't because you don't.
You mean no more to
me than a job number.
Get some help, see a doctor
but leave me and my family alone.
I've got to break them
in sometime, Colin!
Now then you, happy wanderers.
Here's your information for today.
By 'eck Mrs. Flintoff, them boots
are bobby-dazzlers, are they!
You'll have to go a bit to keep up
with her in them, won't you, Colin!
Right well, this is heady.
The sky is set fair, so it's onward
for Harry and England, eh?
Dyb-dyb!
The cairn probably dates
from around 200BC.
If you've seen one cairn,
you've seen them all.
I'll shut up, then.
Fine by me.
- Oh, hello, Eileen.
- Hello, Alf.
I've brought some forms round
to the station. Is he in?
Sorry, no.
I wish he was.
- I don't get it.
- Are we lost?
You have a map, I have a guide.
How can we be lost, woman?
Well, I don't know. Are we?
It says here that a large boulder
sits on the rim of an old quarry.
Large boulder.
Forget the boulder.
Where's the quarry?
We ARE lost!
We've ticked every point of interest.
How can we be lost, woman!?
- I'll have to take this boot off.
- Oh, no!
Just for a minute.
Oh! Oh
Nick doesn't know
anything about it yet?
I've only just found it.
He told me not to let her in, but
but she called and
it seemed so rude.
She must have put it there, Alf.
But why?
- We'll have to go back.
- I'm not going back.
We'll have to go back
to the ladder stile.
I am not going back!
Stupid woman!
We got to go back to go forward!
That's the last place we knew
we were right. Now, come on!
Oh, that's it.
I can't move another inch.
Stop mucking about!
I mean it, Colin!
I have passed this way
a dozen times already.
No house, no road,
no sign of civilisation.
That's the reason we came here.
Now, keep moving!
Madge!
(SIGHS)
(GROANS)
So she must have left the bracelet
there so I'd have to see her again.
- Do you want to do that?
- No, of course not.
Then don't. Hand it in to Blaketon!
He's not interested.
He says it's my problem.
Wrong. It's our problem.
You don't want to bring the
job back with you, fine,
but this problem comes
into your home,
talks on the phone,
goes through your pockets.
All right. I'll deal with it. Okay?
Not too bad, considering.
I can't think why we went so wrong.
It happens, Mr. Flintoff.
You'd be surprised how
many get lost up there.
Ten miles it should have been.
We must have walked a hundred.
You were using this?
Do you mind?
I blame myself completely.
Good.
Your wife seems to be
feeling better, Mr. Flintoff.
Oh Mm
D-d-did you have a nice day?
Grub's ready when you are.
- They've already eaten.
- You what? What
- What's happened?
- Got lost.
Mrs. Flintoff is suffering from
blistered feet and dehydration.
- That headmasters guide of yours.
- What about it?
There's a page you didn't give them!
What are you talking about?
You sent them out there with
two miles of the route missing.
Well, how was I to know?
Because according to the advert
you are Greengrass Guided Tours.
Born and bred here.
Steeped in the flora and the fauna.
I know, but that's just
the advertising, ain't it?
There's a very fine line between
window-dressing and fraud, Claude.
Now then, what's so important
that you couldn't tell
my officer on the desk?
Well, it's, er
it's a police matter.
That is, it's, um
- It's about a policeman.
- Go on.
I believe Constable Rowan
has stolen a bracelet from me.
When was this?
He came to see me the
day I came out of hospital.
After he'd gone, I found
the bracelet was missing.
Why have you left it
until now to report it?
I did report it
to Constable Rowan.
You realise the seriousness
of your accusation?
Any police officer found to be
involved in any wrongdoing
is immediately suspended.
Yes, I know.
It hasn't been an easy
decision, Sergeant.
I owe Constable Rowan a lot.
Quite.
But I've had to balance his actions on
that night with his behaviour since.
I've given him every opportunity
to return the bracelet.
Have you asked him for it?
Not straight out. How could I?
Perhaps he hasn't got it.
He's got it. I'm sure he has.
And I'm equally sure,
Miss Croft, that he hasn't.
Yes, well, I'd expect
you to close ranks.
But perhaps you should search
the police house first.
No need for that, Miss Croft,
because I believe I've
got your bracelet here.
Yours?
Yes.
Constable Rowan brought that
in first thing this morning.
It was found in the pocket
of his old uniform.
Why it was there isn't clear.
The uniform had just come
back from the dry-cleaners
and that bracelet certainly wasn't
in the pocket when it was sent.
I trust you're happy with
the outcome, Miss Croft.
Yes.
Good.
Can I assume that after this,
any lingering attachment you
might have to Constable Rowan
is now at an end?
It's time, I think, Miss Croft,
for you to get on with your life
and let Constable
Rowan get on with his.
- Keep your eye on that one, Ventress.
- Right, Sarge.
Will that mean a bit of overtime?
I never heard that.
Can anything be salvaged,
do you think?
Hm? From this holiday?
From this marriage.
Don't dramatise, Madge.
Yesterday was a hiccup, that's all.
I've already said it
wasn't your fault.
That's very big of you, Colin!
If I miss what I've come to see
due to your constant sniping
Seeing the black grouse
that's your first priority?
At this moment, yes.
See black grouse, drink celebratory
pint of beer, save marriage.
Oh, for pity's sake!
Ornithology's supposed to be
a quiet, contemplative pursuit.
Rather like rambling but it didn't
stop you stamping and cursing!
I could have been brought back
in a coffin for all you cared.
Look, Madge, don't be ridiculous.
I was I was really
really concerned
about you yesterday.
Really, really, really, I was!
COOING
- What's that?
- What?
Listen! That's it!
Glasses!
Nothing! It's gone!
It could have been anything.
It could not have been anything!
Roo-koo, roo-koo is the unmistakable
call of a black grouse!
One chance and I fluffed it!
- My fault, I suppose?
- Who else's?
I'm not taking any more of this.
You and your stupid whining!
- I'm going. You don't have to worry!
- I won't!
Take a ramble, Madge!
And don't forget to get lost!
Well! Hello, Mrs. Flintoff.
Any luck?
What do you think?
Oh, well, not to worry.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Your husband says if
the birds don't show soon,
he'll probably stay
here another week.
What?!
What?!
FOOTSTEPS
Can I help?
I think maybe it's
the other way round.
You've come to help me ?
Yes.
You must be wondering what's
going on between Nick and me.
Must I? Why?
Well, it would be natural.
Look, I really don't think we
have anything to talk about.
To think that he's deceived
you more than I thought.
- You'd better go.
- You don't want to know?
No. And I suggest you
stop pestering Nick.
Me pestering him?!
You must be blind.
Or perhaps you just
don't want to see.
He's made any excuse to
see me, on duty, off duty.
You know he has.
When he hasn't been with you,
he's been with me.
Please go.
Do you think he just happened to
be passing on the night of the fire?
He promised me he'd tell you.
You're lying.
Now, get out of my classroom!
- Wake up, Jo.
- Get out and leave us alone!
Leave you alone?
You're still not listening.
We're lovers, Jo. We're lovers!
I just wanted to finish it.
- The scorebox?
- The holiday.
I thought if I flattened it,
that would be that.
Yeah, well
What will happen to me?
PHONE RINGS
The moment Mr. Greengrass arrived
in his lorry, Madge wanted to drive it.
But she lost control, simple as that.
It was an accident.
Not according to your wife.
Oh, she doesn't know
what she's saying.
Look, I'll pay for the damage and
we'll get the first bus out of here.
You won't hear any more about us,
I promise.
- Where are you going?
- Home.
I thought we were horse
riding this weekend.
I was gonna call when I got there.
I need some time away,
sort some things out.
What things?
You had a visitor at the school,
didn't you?
Sandra Croft.
- So, what did she say?
- Things I probably already knew.
Like what?
Jo, she's a dangerous, twisted woman.
Is that the attraction?
Oh, come on.
Look, she tried to set me up!
You can't believe a thing she says.
Why are you letting her do this?
On the night of the fire,
you were supposed to be in
Whitby with Phil Bellamy.
- You made some lame excuse not to go.
- So?
Well, she said you
arranged to meet her.
She says you're lovers.
- Are you crazy?
- Well, are you?
I can't believe this.
- You haven't answered.
- Well, I shouldn't have to.
No, you shouldn't.
That's what I mean.
I thought I trusted you
but obviously, I don't.
And now I doubt my own
feelings as much as yours.
The things she says just aren't true.
If I can't convince you of that,
then I'm sorry.
I love you, Jo.
I love you.
You did say you wanted
a discovery holiday.
True.
My first dose of dehydration.
First drive of a lorry.
First time in the clink.
But the biggest discovery of all
how much I like the
sound of that word 'home'.
- I thought you'd had your share.
- You've got to be quick.
Yeah, I can see that.
ROAR OF ENGINE
Jo!
SCREECH
Come on, miss. Out you get.
Are you all right?
Hold me.
I am holding you.
Will you stay with me tonight?
Yeah.
Heartbeat
Why do you miss when
my baby kisses me?
Heartbeat
Why does a love kiss
stay in my memory? ♪
Heartbeat
Why do you miss when
my baby kisses me?
Heartbeat
Why does a love kiss
stay in my memory? ♪
DUSTY SPRINGFIELD: I Just Don't
Know What To Do With Myself
I just don't know
what to do with myself
Don't know just
what to do with myself
I'm so used to doing
everything with you
Planning everything for two
And now that we're through
I just don't know
what to do with my time
I'm so lonesome
for you it's a crime
Going to a movie
only makes me sad
Parties make me feel as bad
When I'm not with you
I just don't know what to do
Like a summer rose
Needs the sun and rain
I need your sweet love ♪
- Bed and breakfast?
- That's it.
At your place?
Tourism, Maggie, is the growth
industry of the future.
So I thought I'd get cracking
before anybody else woke up to it.
I've been doing B&B
for years, Claude.
I'm talking about
holiday makers, George,
not commercial
travellers who got lost.
And that book started it all off.
Where did you get it?
It belonged to the old
headmaster, didn't it?
I was going by his house when his
widow were chucking all his stuff out.
Oh, aye?
The old boy was a great rambler.
Could have these published, you know.
I'm surprised. There's six
walks mapped out in that book.
And each route is marked out
with a special point of interest.
I'm gonna have copies made
and give 'em exclusively
to all my paying guests.
Isn't that called
plagiarism, Claude?
Only if it means making
money for nowt.
There's a fire next door.
Mum says can you phone?
Alright. I'll come straightaway.
- Eileen?
- Yes?
Can you phone the brigade?
There's a fire at Lane End Terrace.
- Anyone in there?
- I think so. We heard music.
- Have the brigade been called?
- Yeah.
You'll have to break the window!
That'll only make it worse.
I'll try round the back.
THE ANIMALS:
We Gotta Get Out Of This Place
Watch my daddy in bed a-dyin'
Watch his hair been
turnin' grey, yeah
He's been workin' and
slavin' his life away
Oh yes, I know
He's been working so hard
I've been workin' too, baby
Every night and day
(COUGHS)
We've got to get out of this place
(CHOKES)
If it's the last thing we ever do
(COUGHS)
We've got to get out of this place
Girl, there's a better
life for you and me
Are you sure you don't
want to go to the hospital?
Yeah, I'm fine.
It's just my eyes, that's all.
Nick!
Are you all right?
Yeah, I'm fine. My eyes
are stinging a bit, that's all.
I've told him he ought to go to the
hospital and have them checked.
His chest as well.
You've only got to smell his clothes
to know what the fumes were like.
Alright, I'll go in the morning.
I thought you're going
bowling with Phil tonight.
Yeah, I cried off, didn't fancy it.
Well, lucky for that girl, you didn't.
Are you sure you squared
this with them, Claude?
- You want it in writing?
- No, no.
Well, shut up and get shoving.
- Sandra Croft?
- Yes?
Nick Rowan. We met last night.
- You're the one who pulled me out?
- Yeah.
'Thank you' seems a bit feeble.
Well, no, that'll do fine.
How are you?
I'm okay, thanks to you.
I'm waiting for the doctor
to come and discharge me.
Well, that's good.
I'm, um
I'm ashamed I caused
so much trouble.
I was drunk.
You probably guessed.
Yeah, yeah, I gathered that.
You don't have to believe me,
but I don't make a habit of it.
I believe you.
I'd, um
I'd had a letter from my boyfriend.
I'd been pretty stupid.
- You don't have to explain.
- No, I'd like to. He's, um
- He's married.
- Oh.
An old story, I know!
Everyone said he'd never leave his wife.
But I believed him.
Came up here to be near him.
Well, I'm sorry things
didn't work out for you.
Are you married?
No. No, I was.
My wife died.
Oh! I'm sorry.
You're not gonna cover it
with twigs or branches?
- What for?
- Camouflage. It's a hide, ain't it.
It's not gonna take much finding,
stuck here like this.
Would you like to go
out and come in again!
What are you talking about!
It's the bird watchers we're
trying to hide, not the box!
In any case, so long
as we leave it there,
the birds'll get used
to it and accept it.
In time, I suppose.
It don't look natural.
A nervous bird might think,
"Hey, what's in that box?"
- I know I would.
- I'm sure you would!
But the black grouse hasn't
got your personality, has it?
He don't stand around
psychoanalysing all the time.
Especially when his feathers are
fluffed up and he's feeling frisky.
Cos you know what
this month is, don't you?
- What?
- I've done me homework.
- It's the mating season.
- Oh, yes.
Oh yes! And according to
the headmaster's notes,
this area is what's
known as the lek.
This is the place where traditionally,
the black grouses do their courting.
And from what I can gather, when
its primitive passions are stirring,
it could be shameful,
so I think we ought to go.
What a star!
Oooh, what a pong!
Yeah, I know.
I can't get rid of it.
Well, if you're angling for a
new uniform, you can forget it.
Blaketon says there's not enough
in the budget to pay for a whistle.
- How'd the bowling go, Phil?
- You missed a great night.
- Morning, Rowan.
- Morning, sir.
- Well done last night.
- Thank you, Sarge.
I heard you showed great presence
of mind and no little courage.
A fine example to those of us
of a more sedentary nature.
She was a good-looker though, sarge.
Otherwise he'd called the brigade.
Well, you're in luck
again then, Rowan.
Because the same
lady has just called in.
She wants our help
on a different matter.
Oh, what's up?
She's complaining
about being followed.
Well, I'm free, Sarge.
Out of your patch, Bellamy.
Out of your league an' all.
I assume this aroma of burnt
material is not for once the result
of somebody smoking the
evil weed whilst on duty?
Correct, Sarge.
Put in for a new uniform, Rowan.
I'll support your application.
Thank you, Sarge.
Hell's bells.
There'll be a gong
from Buck House next.
HAMMERING
BREAKING GLASS
Miss Croft?
Upstairs.
Miss Croft?
Oh, hello.
- You rang the station?
- Yes.
Shut the door.
I don't want to be heard downstairs.
I'm trying to salvage some things.
Doesn't seemed to matter
if it was in a drawer or not,
everything reeks!
You told my sergeant
you're being followed?
Yes.
I meant to tell you at the hospital.
Let me clear you a seat.
Um, I'm fine, thanks.
It's been going on for a while.
Well, do you know who it is?
Not for sure, no.
It could be my ex-boyfriend.
- The one you told me about?
- Yeah.
Why, I thought he wanted to
break off the relationship?
No. I said he wasn't
willing to leave his wife.
He wanted us to
carry on as we were.
He got quite violent
when I refused.
Woke up this morning feeling fine
There's something
special on my mind
Last night I met a new girl
in the neighbourhood ♪
No sign of the taxi this way.
Anything your side?
No, nothing.
And we're bang on time, so, um
We'll just have to wait.
It'll be here shortly.
Excuse me.
- Mr. and Mrs. Flintoff?
- Yes?
Claude Greengrass,
Greengrass Guided Tours.
Welcome to your
holiday of a lifetime.
Round the front! Come on.
Round you go!
There we are. In you get.
- I'm Madge.
- I'm Colin.
- From Crawley New Town.
- Lovely.
I'm sorry I had to bring the truck.
But the Daimler's being serviced.
- We're glad you did! Aren't we?
- Great fun!
- Mr. Kenway?
- Yes?
- PC Rowan, Aidensfield Police.
- What can I do for you?
We're making enquiries
about a young woman.
Sandra Croft. Do you know her?
Do you mind telling
me why you're asking?
Do you know her, sir?
Well, you know I do.
Otherwise you wouldn't be here.
- What's the problem?
- She claims she's being followed.
What's that got to do with me?
What's your relationship with her?
She was a friend
briefly.
Well, she said you were lovers.
We had an affair.
It's private. Finished business.
You sure about that?
Yeah. Very sure.
It's different. A complete change.
No home comforts.
No.
Can't we say we like the
outdoors, roughing it.
Is this so much worse than a tent?
It's close. And more expensive.
Oh, it doesn't matter.
As long as the bed linen is clean
Well, cleanish
It doesn't matter.
We're not holidaying in this room.
We're gonna be out there,
hoovering up the countryside.
Oh, you're right.
I've gone soft.
Soft and tired!
We've been on the road all day.
It's ready when you are!
I wonder if our host
has dressed for dinner.
I don't really care.
I just hope he's washed his hands.
Evening.
- Hello.
- Oh, hello.
- You just caught me.
- Are you going away?
Only to the pub.
I'm moving out while the
house is being redecorated.
I couldn't stand
the smell any longer.
I've just been to see Mr. Kenway.
Oh?
He said your relationship
ended ten months ago.
Yes well, he would, wouldn't he?
He seems a busy man.
Too busy to follow me
around, you mean?
- Well
- Well, he made time before.
He was always very jealous
if he thought there might
be someone else in my life.
And is there?
No.
But he might think it.
Well, all I can do at the moment
is keep an eye on the situation.
Thank you.
I really do appreciate it.
Mm! This fish is delicious!
I'm not surprised.
It jumped out of Whitby docks this
morning and jumped inside the pan.
Is it the moment to discuss
arrangements for tomorrow?
Aye. No time like the present.
What do you fancy,
rambling or bird-watching?
I'm the bird-watcher,
Madge is the rambler.
We're gonna take turns.
Ah, it's great, that.
If only people would settle
their differences like that,
the world would be a
happier place, won't it?
So what's it's gonna
be tomorrow, then?
- You first.
- No, you.
- I don't mind.
- Come on, Madge.
- Really, I don't.
- Yes, yes you do.
I don't, Colin. Honestly.
Hang on! It's gonna turn
into World War Three.
Let's spin up.
I tell you what.
Heads, you go rambling,
tails, you go twitching.
It's heads. You go rambling.
As a matter of fact,
I've got your itinerary here.
I've sorted it out.
There we are.
That's the one. And that one.
There you are.
There's your walk for tomorrow.
- Long Tom's Stride?
- Ah, that's him.
Why is it called that, then?
Why? Well, it's um
Well, it's all in there, ain't it.
You know the saying,
"Seek and ye shall find."
I can see Mr. Greengrass isn't going
to make this easy for us, Colin.
The look of love is in your eyes
The look your heart can't describe
The look of love is saying
- Hello.
- Hi. I've got them in.
You've got this one trained, Nick.
And what my heart has heard
Well it takes my breath away
I can hardly wait to hold you
Feel my arms around you
How long I have waited
Waited just to love you
Now that I have found you
You've got the look of love
couldn't be just
a one-night stand ♪
I asked to see her next week
and she told me I could
Right, then. Okay?
Yep. Thank you.
Right.
- All your stuff is there, right?
- Yes, thank you.
Right, now then.
Hey, are you ready?
That's your starting point then.
That stile.
You're not joining us then?
How I wish I could, Mrs. Flintoff, but,
I've got to deliver all this stuff.
I'll pick you up at 6:00
at the Devil's Dip.
You can't miss it.
It's on your map.
Try not to worry the sheep.
Dyb-dyb.
I walked her home
and she held my hand
I knew it couldn't be
just a one-night stand
So I asked to see her next
week and she told me I could
I asked to see her and
she told me I could
Something tells me I'm
into something good ♪
KNOCK ON DOOR
Hello?
Sorry to trouble you,
but car's overheated.
Must have a leaky radiator.
Wondered, could you let
me have some water?
Of course! Come in!
- What a lovely room!
- I like it.
Cottages tend to be a bit dark,
but I get the sun here.
Yes.
Will a kettle do?
Fine, thank you.
- Do you live here by yourself?
- Yes.
You're not looking for any
lodgers, by any chance?
No. Why do you ask?
Well, I'm staying at
the pub in Aidensfield.
It's well, it's okay, but it's not
exactly 'home from home'.
Had to move out of my own
place while it's redecorated.
It sounds a bit extreme.
Yes, well, I I had a fire.
Oh, I see. What?
You must be Sandra Croft.
Yes.
Famous for all the wrong reasons.
Were there a lot of damage then?
Not to the building, no.
The fire was confined to one room.
But the smell is all
through the house.
Perhaps I should be looking
for another place altogether.
- Are you thinking of selling?
- Sorry, no.
Pity.
You were lucky to get out
of the fire unharmed.
Yes. At least someone
up there loves me.
He sent a guardian angel.
Constable Rowan. Do you know him?
Yes.
Come back for a fill-up
if you need more.
Thanks.
The look your smile can't disguise
The look of love
It's saying so much
more than just
This rock is called The Victory
after Nelson's flagship.
It doesn't look much like a ship.
No, but it saved them having
to build another column.
Yorkshire nous, you see.
Do you want to take a photo?
Me on The Victory,
saying 'Kiss me, Colin'!
- Glad we came?
- Mm.
Could you have lost the bracelet
when you were out?
Loose clasp or something?
No.
I'm very careful with it.
It's it's gone from this box.
Right, when did you last see it?
Yesterday.
Since the fire, anyone
can get into my place.
It's so sick.
As if what's happened
isn't bad enough.
I just feel that everything
and everyone's against me.
Well, except for you.
Was there anything
distinctive about it?
Not really. It's a
18-carat chain bracelet,
with a heart-shaped clasp.
Clive Kenway gave it to me.
Mr. Kenway?
It was his grandmother's.
Family heirloom.
He said he gave it to me
in a moment of weakness.
So what are you saying?
I'm saying he wanted it back.
Is that an accusation?
No, no, I'm not accusing anybody.
But you still think
he's following you?
Somebody is!
It means so much to know
you're looking after me, Nick.
May I call you Nick?
Have I got this right?
A young, attractive woman
won't leave you alone
and you're complaining?
Well, it's a bit spooky, Sarge.
Women and uniforms, Rowan.
You know what they say.
There'll be a theory for it no doubt.
She's probably gone soft on you.
It will pass.
And what about the stalker?
We take it seriously?
I've no choice.
I'll put Ventress onto it.
Thanks, Sarge.
This doesn't mean you can stop chasing
up her ex-boyfriend about the bracelet.
Anyone there?
- I said, 'Anyone there?'
BANGS ON DOOR
What? What? What?
Oh, there you are.
Ah, you're coming
from the other road.
- You find your way all right?
- Very well, thank you.
I bet you're ready
for something to eat!
Oh! Definitely!
Ah. We're eating out tonight.
What now?
I'd really rather tidy up.
No time to muck about.
They're already open.
Come on! Get in!
There you are. Lovely.
Something tells me
I'm into something
Something good
Oh, yeah, something good
Something tells me
I'm into something
Something good
Something good ♪
She had a real nose around.
She's staying at the pub while
her place is being redecorated.
- Yeah, I know.
- How?
- Hm?
- How do you know?
Well, I saw her today
about something else.
You never told me she
was so attractive.
Don't tell me you hadn't noticed.
- Why do you want to know about her?
- Oh, strictly business, you know!
Oh, yeah?
Uh, she thinks that
somebody is following her.
Who?
No idea.
Nick thinks it's in her mind.
But now it's come true.
- How do you mean?
- Well, she's got you following her.
Alf.
Now then, George.
How about rustling up a couple
of your country platters
for two of my guests?
We don't serve food to non-residents.
- Since when?
- Since now.
Well, not only am I a
resident of the area,
I'm pretty much a resident
in this flaming bar.
Maybe you are, but not them.
- What was it all about?
- It's called competition.
If you want to play the
guest house landlord,
you've got to do
your own catering.
Not come sticking your
mark upon my grub.
Leave him to me, Claude.
I'm afraid there's been
a hiccup in the kitchen.
What sort of a hiccup?
Clash of temperaments.
And that's chefs for you!
Why they let them have knives,
I shall never know.
I'm ashamed of you, Uncle George.
Look, charge Claude what you like,
but I'm feeding 'em.
Or our name will be mud
in Crawley New Town.
PHONE RINGS
Hello?
Yes, he is. Who's speaking?
Hang on a second.
Sandra Croft.
Eh?
Hello?
Why are you there?
What do you mean?
"You should be here.
There's another policeman outside."
"I thought this was your beat."
I don't patrol 24 hours a day.
But I can't trust this man.
I need you!
I don't think you're
being very sensible.
Don't talk down to me!
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean
I'm sorry. I'm
I'm in a bit of a state.
I'm sure I saw somebody.
He he knows I'm staying here.
"I'm frightened. Do you understand?"
Yeah.
I only want you, Nick.
Please, don't let me down again.
I'm sorry.
She shouldn't have phoned here.
She must have got your number
when she called round earlier.
Something serious?
I don't know. Thanks.
It sounded serious.
Can't you tell me?
It's work.
- Nice work if you can get it.
- You what?
You heard.
She's a very attractive woman.
- Oh, not you as well.
- What do you mean?
Well, it's the same as Phil and Alf.
Making a joke of it.
Me thinkst thou dost protest too much.
Well, you just have to get used
to the adulation of two women.
As long as it's only me
who's getting it returned.
You don't mind the early start?
I'll tell you when I wake up.
Best time of the day to
see the black grouse.
Of course,
I don't need to tell you that.
He's been awake all
night with excitement.
Has he? Right, well,
you're gonna get excited now.
Cos this is really a
room with a view.
Right, then, I'll, er
I'll leave you to it.
I'll have to take this
back to the cleaners.
The smell is still there.
Thanks, Eileen.
Oh, I saw that girl yesterday.
The one you pulled out of the fire.
- Where?
- Just outside.
- How do you know it was her?
- She introduced herself.
I thought what a nice
young woman she was.
She made a great fuss of Katie.
Even offered to babysit.
Well, if she calls again,
I'd prefer you not to let her in.
Not let her in?
I don't want to explain, alright.
Trust me, Eileen.
What am I looking for again?
The male is black with
longish lyre-shaped tail,
erect in display to show
the white undertail.
What's that?
Now, then.
Not a pretty sight, is it?
How many have you spotted?
Oh well.
I'm glad you found a use for them.
She claims it's gone missing.
(LAUGHS) Along with her marbles.
So, you bought the bracelet for her?
Yes. It was her birthday, I think.
She said it was your grandmother's.
Family heirloom.
Is there no end to this?
The only thing my grandmother's
handed down to me is her bad back.
I bought the bracelet for
Sandra on a day out in Whitby.
She should know, she picked it!
She's always doing that.
You know exactly what
you're up to, don't you.
Oh, I think Nick's here now.
(I'm sorry, I couldn't say no.)
Hello.
What a lovely little
baby you've got.
- What's the problem?
- I'm getting rid of the problem.
Come here, darling.
How do you mean?
Well, I want to withdraw the
report about my bracelet.
- I've decided to let the matter drop.
- Why?
Well, I suddenly realized
how upset people would be
if you questioned them.
As if I'd accused them.
Do you mind?
It's your bracelet.
I'd be happier, really.
Right. Well, I'll just keep it
on file, then. If that's all
- Thank you for letting me wait.
- Not at all.
Bye-bye, Katie.
I hope everything sorts
itself out for you very soon.
You've got to stop this.
- This what?
- Pestering.
Pestering?
I want you to stop.
Me pestering you?
- You haven't been leading me on then?
- No, not at all.
How can you say that when
you've made it so obvious?
- Made what obvious?
- That you care, Nick. That
that you care.
Walk with me and we'll talk.
- No.
- Nick, please!
Nick! Please!
- Nick!
- You're not listening, are you?
I'm alive because of you.
Doesn't that mean something?
Why did you save me
just to destroy me now?
- You need help.
- That's what I'm saying.
Professional help.
- Please, don't go!
- Let go.
Tell me the truth.
Tell me I mean something to you.
I can't because you don't.
You mean no more to
me than a job number.
Get some help, see a doctor
but leave me and my family alone.
I've got to break them
in sometime, Colin!
Now then you, happy wanderers.
Here's your information for today.
By 'eck Mrs. Flintoff, them boots
are bobby-dazzlers, are they!
You'll have to go a bit to keep up
with her in them, won't you, Colin!
Right well, this is heady.
The sky is set fair, so it's onward
for Harry and England, eh?
Dyb-dyb!
The cairn probably dates
from around 200BC.
If you've seen one cairn,
you've seen them all.
I'll shut up, then.
Fine by me.
- Oh, hello, Eileen.
- Hello, Alf.
I've brought some forms round
to the station. Is he in?
Sorry, no.
I wish he was.
- I don't get it.
- Are we lost?
You have a map, I have a guide.
How can we be lost, woman?
Well, I don't know. Are we?
It says here that a large boulder
sits on the rim of an old quarry.
Large boulder.
Forget the boulder.
Where's the quarry?
We ARE lost!
We've ticked every point of interest.
How can we be lost, woman!?
- I'll have to take this boot off.
- Oh, no!
Just for a minute.
Oh! Oh
Nick doesn't know
anything about it yet?
I've only just found it.
He told me not to let her in, but
but she called and
it seemed so rude.
She must have put it there, Alf.
But why?
- We'll have to go back.
- I'm not going back.
We'll have to go back
to the ladder stile.
I am not going back!
Stupid woman!
We got to go back to go forward!
That's the last place we knew
we were right. Now, come on!
Oh, that's it.
I can't move another inch.
Stop mucking about!
I mean it, Colin!
I have passed this way
a dozen times already.
No house, no road,
no sign of civilisation.
That's the reason we came here.
Now, keep moving!
Madge!
(SIGHS)
(GROANS)
So she must have left the bracelet
there so I'd have to see her again.
- Do you want to do that?
- No, of course not.
Then don't. Hand it in to Blaketon!
He's not interested.
He says it's my problem.
Wrong. It's our problem.
You don't want to bring the
job back with you, fine,
but this problem comes
into your home,
talks on the phone,
goes through your pockets.
All right. I'll deal with it. Okay?
Not too bad, considering.
I can't think why we went so wrong.
It happens, Mr. Flintoff.
You'd be surprised how
many get lost up there.
Ten miles it should have been.
We must have walked a hundred.
You were using this?
Do you mind?
I blame myself completely.
Good.
Your wife seems to be
feeling better, Mr. Flintoff.
Oh Mm
D-d-did you have a nice day?
Grub's ready when you are.
- They've already eaten.
- You what? What
- What's happened?
- Got lost.
Mrs. Flintoff is suffering from
blistered feet and dehydration.
- That headmasters guide of yours.
- What about it?
There's a page you didn't give them!
What are you talking about?
You sent them out there with
two miles of the route missing.
Well, how was I to know?
Because according to the advert
you are Greengrass Guided Tours.
Born and bred here.
Steeped in the flora and the fauna.
I know, but that's just
the advertising, ain't it?
There's a very fine line between
window-dressing and fraud, Claude.
Now then, what's so important
that you couldn't tell
my officer on the desk?
Well, it's, er
it's a police matter.
That is, it's, um
- It's about a policeman.
- Go on.
I believe Constable Rowan
has stolen a bracelet from me.
When was this?
He came to see me the
day I came out of hospital.
After he'd gone, I found
the bracelet was missing.
Why have you left it
until now to report it?
I did report it
to Constable Rowan.
You realise the seriousness
of your accusation?
Any police officer found to be
involved in any wrongdoing
is immediately suspended.
Yes, I know.
It hasn't been an easy
decision, Sergeant.
I owe Constable Rowan a lot.
Quite.
But I've had to balance his actions on
that night with his behaviour since.
I've given him every opportunity
to return the bracelet.
Have you asked him for it?
Not straight out. How could I?
Perhaps he hasn't got it.
He's got it. I'm sure he has.
And I'm equally sure,
Miss Croft, that he hasn't.
Yes, well, I'd expect
you to close ranks.
But perhaps you should search
the police house first.
No need for that, Miss Croft,
because I believe I've
got your bracelet here.
Yours?
Yes.
Constable Rowan brought that
in first thing this morning.
It was found in the pocket
of his old uniform.
Why it was there isn't clear.
The uniform had just come
back from the dry-cleaners
and that bracelet certainly wasn't
in the pocket when it was sent.
I trust you're happy with
the outcome, Miss Croft.
Yes.
Good.
Can I assume that after this,
any lingering attachment you
might have to Constable Rowan
is now at an end?
It's time, I think, Miss Croft,
for you to get on with your life
and let Constable
Rowan get on with his.
- Keep your eye on that one, Ventress.
- Right, Sarge.
Will that mean a bit of overtime?
I never heard that.
Can anything be salvaged,
do you think?
Hm? From this holiday?
From this marriage.
Don't dramatise, Madge.
Yesterday was a hiccup, that's all.
I've already said it
wasn't your fault.
That's very big of you, Colin!
If I miss what I've come to see
due to your constant sniping
Seeing the black grouse
that's your first priority?
At this moment, yes.
See black grouse, drink celebratory
pint of beer, save marriage.
Oh, for pity's sake!
Ornithology's supposed to be
a quiet, contemplative pursuit.
Rather like rambling but it didn't
stop you stamping and cursing!
I could have been brought back
in a coffin for all you cared.
Look, Madge, don't be ridiculous.
I was I was really
really concerned
about you yesterday.
Really, really, really, I was!
COOING
- What's that?
- What?
Listen! That's it!
Glasses!
Nothing! It's gone!
It could have been anything.
It could not have been anything!
Roo-koo, roo-koo is the unmistakable
call of a black grouse!
One chance and I fluffed it!
- My fault, I suppose?
- Who else's?
I'm not taking any more of this.
You and your stupid whining!
- I'm going. You don't have to worry!
- I won't!
Take a ramble, Madge!
And don't forget to get lost!
Well! Hello, Mrs. Flintoff.
Any luck?
What do you think?
Oh, well, not to worry.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Your husband says if
the birds don't show soon,
he'll probably stay
here another week.
What?!
What?!
FOOTSTEPS
Can I help?
I think maybe it's
the other way round.
You've come to help me ?
Yes.
You must be wondering what's
going on between Nick and me.
Must I? Why?
Well, it would be natural.
Look, I really don't think we
have anything to talk about.
To think that he's deceived
you more than I thought.
- You'd better go.
- You don't want to know?
No. And I suggest you
stop pestering Nick.
Me pestering him?!
You must be blind.
Or perhaps you just
don't want to see.
He's made any excuse to
see me, on duty, off duty.
You know he has.
When he hasn't been with you,
he's been with me.
Please go.
Do you think he just happened to
be passing on the night of the fire?
He promised me he'd tell you.
You're lying.
Now, get out of my classroom!
- Wake up, Jo.
- Get out and leave us alone!
Leave you alone?
You're still not listening.
We're lovers, Jo. We're lovers!
I just wanted to finish it.
- The scorebox?
- The holiday.
I thought if I flattened it,
that would be that.
Yeah, well
What will happen to me?
PHONE RINGS
The moment Mr. Greengrass arrived
in his lorry, Madge wanted to drive it.
But she lost control, simple as that.
It was an accident.
Not according to your wife.
Oh, she doesn't know
what she's saying.
Look, I'll pay for the damage and
we'll get the first bus out of here.
You won't hear any more about us,
I promise.
- Where are you going?
- Home.
I thought we were horse
riding this weekend.
I was gonna call when I got there.
I need some time away,
sort some things out.
What things?
You had a visitor at the school,
didn't you?
Sandra Croft.
- So, what did she say?
- Things I probably already knew.
Like what?
Jo, she's a dangerous, twisted woman.
Is that the attraction?
Oh, come on.
Look, she tried to set me up!
You can't believe a thing she says.
Why are you letting her do this?
On the night of the fire,
you were supposed to be in
Whitby with Phil Bellamy.
- You made some lame excuse not to go.
- So?
Well, she said you
arranged to meet her.
She says you're lovers.
- Are you crazy?
- Well, are you?
I can't believe this.
- You haven't answered.
- Well, I shouldn't have to.
No, you shouldn't.
That's what I mean.
I thought I trusted you
but obviously, I don't.
And now I doubt my own
feelings as much as yours.
The things she says just aren't true.
If I can't convince you of that,
then I'm sorry.
I love you, Jo.
I love you.
You did say you wanted
a discovery holiday.
True.
My first dose of dehydration.
First drive of a lorry.
First time in the clink.
But the biggest discovery of all
how much I like the
sound of that word 'home'.
- I thought you'd had your share.
- You've got to be quick.
Yeah, I can see that.
ROAR OF ENGINE
Jo!
SCREECH
Come on, miss. Out you get.
Are you all right?
Hold me.
I am holding you.
Will you stay with me tonight?
Yeah.
Heartbeat
Why do you miss when
my baby kisses me?
Heartbeat
Why does a love kiss
stay in my memory? ♪