Xena: Warrior Princess s06e18 Episode Script

Goodbye, Xena.
Break her legs.
Stop.
Back it up.
Now.
There.
Let's take a look at that.
Why don't you and I work together? So, you wanna help me conquer the world Why not? We'd make an unstoppable team.
I'd love to join forces with you.
Some enemies are harder that others.
Oh, I count on it.
Much better.
It's ironic, isn't it? How a single stick can change the entire path of one's destiny.
Had I not betrayed Xena, I'd be ruling Rome today.
Instead, I get stabbed in the back by my good friend Brutus while Xena gets to ride off into the sunset with her girlfriend.
Hardly a fitting end for Julius Caesar.
-You cannot change your fate -once it has been chosen.
Unchin us now and accept your destiny.
Let me tell you about my destiny.
With Hades out of the picture underworld security's become rather lax.
Which brings me to this Defining Xena moment.
Mysterious Romantic Good lighting Tampering with the loom will alter the very fabric of life.
-Changing not only your destiny -but that of countless others.
Oh, I'm counting on it.
That grain must be allocated.
The people must eat.
Caesar? Excuse me.
-What news, Brutus? -The chinese emissaries have arrived.
Ah, excellent.
Lao Ma's peacemakers.
This visit is very important to us.
Of course.
And as always, Brutus, I greatly appreciate your counsel.
My good friend Now, escort them in.
Open the gate! Take your positions! Get ready! Oh, my head! Help me up.
My emperor My empress In the time of ancient gods, warlords and kings a land in turmoil cried out for a hero.
She was Xena.
A mighty princess forged in the heat of battle.
The power The passion The danger Her courage will change the world.
XENA, THE WARRIOR PRINCESS I have some entertainment planned for my lady tonight.
A new wrestler from Thrace? No, a new play from Athens.
I thought youd appreciate a taste of your own culture.
More drivel from old men with tricky names.
That was very thoughtful of you! Emperor Honored emissaries The Senate is meeting to vote on new weaponry for my men.
I feel I should be there.
Of course.
Brutus Accompany her, please.
Representatives of Lao Ma, from the land of China Welcome.
Now, what have you brought for me? Directly from Lao Ma's hand.
Lao Ma's reputation for fairness is well-deserved.
Rome accepts her offer of an alliance with China.
Now, please, accept my offer of hospitality for the evening.
May I introduce Alti.
High priestess of Rome.
The pleasure is all mine.
A lifetime of pain in one exquisite moment.
Xena's right.
You are ambitious.
The love we have is stronger than the Elysian Fields or Tartarus.
We're gonna be together for eternity.
And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Let me introduce to you the writer of "Fallen Angel".
Greece's own Gabrielle, the visionary voice of Athens! I found your play very moving.
What do you suppose the empress and the writer are discussing, huh? Horse-riding? Sword play? Emperor I need to speak with you immediately.
Really, Brutus, this isn't a good time.
Regarding China, and her emissaries.
Ah, yes, of course.
Excuse me.
What inspires you? It's like the words come from somewhere else.
I just write them down.
But you, empress All of Rome talks about you.
The country thrives.
The people adore you.
They say that the army would follow you through the gates of Hades.
Well, everything has its price, Gabrielle.
You ordered Lao Ma's emissaries killed? Yes.
Alti advised it.
Lao Ma will send assassins.
Don't worry, Brutus.
I know how to deal with assassins.
In the third act, you had your hero throw himself over the cliff with no fear of dying.
All for her.
Do you really believe that kind of love exists? That's what we all dream about, isn't it? Someone who looks so deeply into our soul that they'd find something worth dying for.
Excuse me.
Your play was riveting.
Well-done.
Thank you.
The army's expecting us first thing in the morning.
Thank you, Gabrielle, for honoring Rome with your play.
Good night.
Did you enjoy the evening? Tell me What did you and that playwright talk about? Her work Her life She interests me.
Really? It's been a long time.
It's been a long day.
-Where're you going? -Well Since I'm not needed here there's a little matter I must discusss with Brutus.
I had the most interesting vision tonight, of you and the writer.
You take liberties, Alti.
Really? The high priestess has no business in my bed chamber.
Well, it's Caesar's bed chamber too.
I saw the way you looked at her tonight during the play.
Wouldn't Caesar give anything to have you look at him that way.
What do you want? You're in my way, Xena, and it's time I did something about it.
I can see into your soul, Xena.
Where you've been and where you're going.
I have that power and I will destroy you.
Can you feel the pain and terror in your soul? Secreting its blackness? Oozing inside of you? And know this, Xena.
Caesar, Rome All of it will be mine.
Xena Are you all right? Tell me, Alti Is there a single reason I shouldn't kill you right now? Yes Because I wanna do it in the forum before the public.
Of course.
Brutus, have her interrogated.
There may be others involved.
And make sure you warn the guards about her powers.
Where is Brutus going with the royal guard? Oh, arresting that woman playwright.
Alti confessed that she was an accomplice in her plan.
Apparently, they were both working with assassins from China to destroy us.
Hope you weren't too fond of her.
There must be a mistake! I've committed no crime against Caesar! This is a great honor, empress.
You know, you once did a great favor for me.
Oh, I did? My youngest daughter was very ill and you allowed your physician to treat her.
You saved her life, you know? I'm pleased.
Leave us.
You too.
I can't leave the prisoner unguarded.
Empress Caesar tells me that you are an assassin.
-Is this true? -An assassin? I've never harmed anyone in my life.
Why should you believe me instead of your husband? I believe you.
Why? You think that love is worth dying for.
That's not exactly the path of an assassin.
They're building crosses.
Yes.
You can't have a crucifixion without crosses.
Why would Caesar want you dead? I don't know.
I'm a playwrite.
I live on a vineyard by the sea.
I have a simple life.
What possible threat could I be to Caesar? I don't know but I intend to find out.
Guards! Neil Come with me.
-Unlock it.
-But Caesar said To enrage the empress till she beats the tar out of you? No, I must have missed that.
I'll open the door.
Get out.
You implicated the playwright as your accomplice.
The playwright? Are you kidding me? What do you want? Your hands on me like they were last night.
They gave me insight and knowledge.
These are things I value greatly.
And why would I do that? Then rot.
Wait.
Free me and I'll show you things.
You keep in mind what my husband will do to you if I am harmed in any way.
Your husband? Break her legs.
Tell me who the blonde one is! Tell me who she is! You taught me that there are things in life worth dying for.
You can't have a crucifixion without crosses, Brutus.
Which brings me to this Defining Xena moment.
Mysterious Romantic Good lighting Those images They're not from this life.
There's something more.
Yes, much more.
Now, your part of the bargain The hammering's stopped.
Empress They've taken the playwright.
No, please! Stop! I know the truth, Caesar.
I know who I was.
I know who you were.
What on Earth are you talking about? Crucifying me on the beach was drastic.
I must have been your worst nightmare.
Yes, well, I've had better experiences with women.
So it is true You betrayed me.
A regret I harbored for eternity so I gave us a second chance.
You tampered with the Fates and their loom.
This is madness.
Listen, my love.
As we speak, our legions are preparing to conquer the kingdom of Lao Ma, the richest province in China.
Once achieved, all nations will bow at our feet.
We'll be the emperor and empress not just of Rome but of the world.
That is our destiny.
And that can still happen.
If you set her free, I will be your empress and we will conquer the world.
But if you kill her I will dedicate this life to changing things back to the way they were.
And I can do it because we both know I have many skills.
Release the prisoner.
Gabrielle Get out of the way! Get your filthy hands off her! Gabrielle Can you stand? Are you all right? Thank you for saving my life, empress.
I am in your debt.
I'm not your empress.
I'm your friend.
Bring her a horse! Gabrielle, go back to your vineyard by the sea.
Be happy.
Write all those great plays you've got inside you.
Xena Xena! When I thought I was going to die it all became so clear My life is empty despite my success.
I write about love, but I've never felt it before.
Rome is not safe for you.
Leave now.
I will never forget you.
-Your wife freed me.
-Of course.
You showed Xena visions of her former life.
She'll never play the good little empress now.
You need a much more loyal partner, Caesar.
I don't trust you, Alti.
I love Rome just as much as you do, Caesar.
And those visions? Made my abilities so much stronger.
Prove it.
I pardoned that playwright, Gabrielle.
Find her.
Kill her.
Ah, such a pretty girl, huh? Do you know what a fate worse than death means? Dying before you get a chance to know who you really are.
I'm not cut out for this village life.
I was born to do so much more.
Xena! Even in death, Gabrielle, I will never leave you.
Alti! Gabrielle Come on, get up.
Gabrielle What has she done to you? Alti! My powers have evolved, Xena.
That glimpse into your soul showed me the other world.
Alti I saw just how strong I've become and thanks to you, I'm just hitting my stride.
This isn't about you, Alti! -Oh, yes, it is! It's all about me and what I know! Your story will end with your playwright.
Unable to save her fallen angel.
This is where your memories end, Alti.
Get up! Get up! No! You, watch that sling! Back in line! -Xena! -No! You can't help her but I can help you.
You couldn't let it go, couldja? You betrayed me again, Caesar.
No matter what life you live, you'll always be scum.
Not even the Fates could change that.
Your death will not be in vain, Xena, because you'll always hold a special place in Rome's heart.
Amongst Caesar's conquered.
-How do the legions look? -Excellent.
But there is some concern about the empress.
She defied my orders and attacked roman troops.
That's an act of treason punishable by death.
But she's very popular.
The troops look up to her.
And what about you, Brutus? Do you also look up to Xena? Alti will be joining us on our march east as my new empress.
Do you have a problem with that? Caesar, if I speak out, it is from concern.
It doesn't mean I'm any less loyal to you.
Please Don't misunderstand me.
It's not that I love you any less.
But that I love Rome more.
And I am Rome.
I can't believe they were gonna kill you for writing that bad play.
I saw it.
Could'a used a few more fight scenes.
I'll keep that in mind.
Xena Gabrielle, you shouldn't have come.
Alti showed me something.
Another world or time.
That doesn't matter now.
-I'm sorry.
-That's ok.
Xena When I'm with you this emptiness that I have felt my entire life is gone.
You have to tell me what's going on.
Caesar changed our fate giving us this godforsaken world.
There must be something that I can do.
No.
What you can do is get out of here alive.
-I have to go through this alone.
-I can't let you die.
Some things are worth dying for.
Isn't that what your play was about? Being prepared to sacrifice all for love? For love.
In the other world, my destiny was linked to Caesar and that cross.
And I hated them both But now I realize that everything happens precisely as it should.
Precisely.
Xena -Go now, Gabrielle.
-I can't.
Go now.
Get out.
No.
-Get out.
-Don't.
Empress It's time.
I'll love you forever.
Don't touch her.
Come on! -Get her out alive.
-Let's go! It's horrible When Caesar left us chained we could not mind the loom creating a world full of chaos and confusion.
We're stuck in this world because of you? No! Burning the loom will destroy everything! So be it.
Your loom destroyed what was meant to be.
I love you, Gabrielle.
Hey Hi.
You brought the world back to us.
I'm glad.
I like this one better.
Even though you're not a famous playwright? Fame Who needs it? Did you really like my play? It was all right.
Maybe it could've done with a few more fight scenes.
Everyone's a critic.