Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990) s06e21 Episode Script

Excuse me.
Let's roll.
Our favorite weatherman says there's gonna be some snow in West Hollywood.
Would you mind dropping me off at the Peach Pit? I told my mom I would meet her there.
I'm already 20 minutes late, Kelly.
It'll just take a minute.
She's worried about me all right? Well, I'm worried about us getting some blow.
Look, if we stand up Danny Five, we're out of luck for the whole weekend.
I promised her I would be there.
Fine.
Fine.
Just don't come crying to me when you're coming down.
Hey.
what's the powwow? Kelly.
Well, there's nothing they can do about her.
Some people just have to hit bottom before they realize their life's a mess.
Hmm.
Yeah, I guess you're right about that.
But you do need to give people a chance, right? Is that what you're doing with Jonathan? Giving him another chance? No.
No.
I'm just glad Brandon forgave me.
Think Jonathan got the picture? I don't know.
I hope so.
Maybe he just needs another woman to distract him.
Please.
Got anyone in mind? Actually, I do.
I have an old friend of mine, just came into town.
Really? What's her name? Ginger.
Why did you wait so long to tell me? No, no, no, no, no.
Why did I wait so long to notice? Okay, what are we going to do about it? Well, Colin isn't exactly the best influence on her.
Obviously, they both have a problem.
But I know my daughter.
And if we try to separate them, it'll just make matters worse.
At least she said she's only using on weekends.
- And that makes it okay? - All right, she's on her way.
When she gets here, we'll just discuss it.
I think she'll listen to us.
Excuse me, Kelly just called.
She said she's not gonna be able to meet you after all.
But she'll call you later, okay? Yeah, I'll be right back.
I'll only be a minute.
Now no one double parks.
Hells Angels cleaned that place up.
Hells Angels cleaned that place up! - Hey.
- Hey.
Kelly, this is Danny Five.
Danny Five, this is my girl, Kelly Taylor.
- Greetings.
- Hi.
Nice to meet you.
I've heard a lot about you.
Yeah, right, none of it is probably true.
So, look, whatever you need, I'm here, all right? That goes for you too, Kelly.
Great.
Maybe we should hang out sometime.
- Absolutely.
All right, but I gotta run.
Uh oh, and Colin, I'd appreciate it if you didn't, uh, you know, pass my number around unless it was someone, uh, you know, really discreet.
No problem.
All right, man, have a good one.
Nice guy, huh? Yeah, yeah.
So, want me to take you to the Peach Pit now? Uh, no, no, no, it's too late.
I'll explain to her later.
I want you to take me home.
Thanks for coming.
I just wanted to remind you that the Alpha's Valentine's Day Pajama Party will begin 8:00 Friday night and go through breakfast the next morning.
Hey, what's this "sex out" thing? Well, it's, uh, kind of like the Great American Smokeout, except instead of not smoking, we are asking people to take a vow of celibacy for 24 hours.
Now it's strictly voluntary of course, but we are trying to bring awareness to safe sex and abstinence.
Exactly what do you mean by abstinence? Is kissing allowed? Sure, kissing, dancing anything you can do from the neck up is okay.
Well, uh, you can count me out.
Guys, guys.
This is a pajama party.
Babydoll teddies, satin nighties, see-through nightgowns.
How bad can it be? Think of it as 24 hours of foreplay, right? Give me one of those pledge cards.
Thank you.
Here you go, Donna.
Thank you, Steve.
Thanks.
- Hi, babe.
- Hi.
- You gotta be kidding.
- Why? How can you make a pledge you have absolutely no ability to keep? What are you talking about? I've got plenty of self-control.
Really? When has Mr.
Instant Gratification ever denied himself anything? Okay, in eighth grade, I lost seven pounds in three days to qualify - for my wrestling division.
- We're talking about sex here, Steve.
Not donuts.
- Is this a challenge? - No.
- It's a bet.
- A bet? It's a bet you're gonna lose.
- I don't think so.
- And why's that? Because I'm not signing the pledge.
Okay, well, you take your best shot, Arnold.
Ooh, that's not fair.
- Nice outfit.
- Thanks.
You bought it for me.
How much was it? Oh, you know me.
I never look at the price tag.
Oh, how considerate.
This Jonathan better be cute.
I mean as cute as David.
Well, take a look for yourself.
He's right over there.
Not bad.
He travels all over the world.
Makes a lot of money.
He's definitely a good catch.
Sit here and I'll be right back.
Oh, Jonathan, I'm glad you could make it.
Um, that's Ginger right over there.
Wow, she is cute.
Well, she's, uh, more than cute.
She's available.
What do you mean available? Well, let's see.
How do I put it? Um she's easy.
She's very easy.
- Okay.
- Come on.
Uh, Jonathan, this is Ginger.
Ginger, this is Jonathan.
It's nice to meet you, Ginger.
You are just as beautiful as Valerie said.
Thank you.
You're not so bad yourself.
So, I guess you know Brandon and the gang.
Yeah, yeah, I do, but, uh, actually they-they can't stand me.
Really? Looks like we have something in common.
So, Val, you gonna join us for lunch or I don't think so.
I think the two of you will just be fine without me.
- Bye.
- All right, well, sit down.
Okay.
Will you get away from me? - Hey.
- You are such a little pest.
Come on, I'm just trying to get a little action before the deadline.
Yeah, well, you can forget it, okay? 'Cause I'm in the business of increasing my odds.
That's not fair.
You're rigging your bet.
Fair to whom? Fair to me, Clare.
Yeah, well, no way, bud.
I want you down on your hands and knees begging for something you're not gonna get.
You'll do anything to win, I'm convinced.
- Uh-huh.
- Clare, um, - could I get in on this action? - Me, too.
It looks like a sure thing.
Will you guys stop encouraging her, please? Steve, you have no one to blame but yourself.
You didn't see Keats and I taking some pledge we know we can't keep.
Speak for yourself, dear.
You didn't.
I did.
Happy Valentine's Day, precious.
Whoo-hoo! Hey, pal, cold shower.
It works.
Worked for me, it'll work for you.
Colin, I've got to introduce you to some of the gallery owners down at Bergamot Station.
Mm, cool by me.
Kelly, hear that? Yeah, that's great.
Do you guys want another beer? - I'll do one.
- Yeah, me, too.
Here you go.
How about you, babe? Mm, I'm fine.
Want another bump? Are you kidding? I'm already flying.
Oh, um, I'll get it.
Coming.
Hi.
Hey, I, uh, brought your mail over.
Um We'll be outside on the deck.
Come on.
Come on in.
Uh, there's a-a letter in here from your dad.
If you want, I could stay with you while you open it.
No.
No, I'm fine.
Did you talk to your mom? 'Cause she called this morning.
She said you were supposed to meet her at the Peach Pit.
Oh, yeah, I know.
Um, I spent the whole morning apologizing to her.
Come home, Kel, please.
I mean you don't belong here.
Why don't you come with me to the Alpha party tomorrow.
You know, have some fun.
Be with your friends.
I am with my friends, and I'm having a great time.
You sure this is what you really want? Yeah.
Well, if there's ever anything you need, you know I'm always here for you.
I know.
You know I love you.
I love you, too.
Well, l-I guess I'd better get going and let you get back to your friends.
Yeah, that's probably a good idea.
Yeah.
Well, have fun at your, um, party.
Bye, Kel.
Bye.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Mmm hi.
What's this? Breakfast in bed, cafeteria style.
We have an egg muffin, orange juice, and of course, instant oatmeal.
That is so sweet.
Happy Valentine's Day.
There's a card for you there, too.
I see.
What's this? It's a poem I wrote for you.
Really? Yes.
Will you read it to me? Sure.
"As fingertips feel the sensation to weep, "And wax-melted candles reflect in your sleep.
"A beauty that forces the pain to retreat, "Even though the waves can keep breaking.
"The power of destiny pulls like a rage.
"The touch of your lips hides the beast in the cage.
"For love, as does wine, gets better with age.
"My heart is the one that you're taking.
"I hope and pray as the years run away, "And hourglass sands stand still as I say, "I love you a little bit more every day.
You're the half of my whole, no mistaking.
" That was so beautiful.
Thanks.
Well, I have something for you.
Ah! Okay.
Ah, a bracelet.
No, a friendship bracelet.
Come here.
I've had many men in my life, but you're the only one who's been my friend.
Will you be my Valentine? Let me think about that.
Ah, what the hell.
- Hey.
- Hey, good-lookin'.
Check this out.
Nice.
- Is that for me? - Sure.
Ten smackeroos.
That's a good deal.
Yeah, it's for the AIDS charities.
Good.
I have to go see the coach.
What's up? Nothing really, except for all this medical stuff; I just want to thank him for being behind me.
Well, wish him a Happy Valentine's Day for me.
I will.
See ya.
Your T-shirt.
- Oh, thanks.
- Yeah.
Walsh, get in here! I see you got a visit from Cupid.
Happy Valentine's Day.
They're beautiful, and so are you.
Oh, thank you.
Does that mean I don't have to go back to work? Not right now you don't.
- Good.
- Good.
Oh, wait.
I have a present for you, too.
Aha.
Wow.
Woodward and Bernstein signed letters.
Well done, Keats.
Not bad.
"Not bad"? You know how hard these were to get? Yes I do.
Thank you.
Susan Keats? - Uh, that's me.
- These are for you.
Where should I put them? Uh, right there is fine, thank you.
I don't suppose I have to ask who those are from, do I? No.
Where's the coke, Kelly? - I don't know.
Check the box.
- If it were in the box, I wouldn't be asking now, would I? Maybe your friends did it all last night.
I can't believe you went through a whole gram by yourself.
Give me a break, would you? You know, you're really a selfish bitch, you know that? It was my money that bought it.
That makes it my stash.
Daddy's money.
You're not going to wrap me around your little finger like you do your father.
You don't know anything about me or my dad.
- So why don't you just shut up.
- You're right, I don't.
And I don't care.
If you want more, you score this time.
- Fine.
Fine! - I'm done.
I'm glad you came in.
There is something we have to talk about.
Oh, yeah, what's that? Joe, I don't want you to take this the wrong way.
You've been a team player all along, and I'm counting on you to always be a team player.
Of course I am.
- You know how I feel about that.
- Good.
'Cause I've had to do a little checking around.
I can't go into next season without strong support for you.
Are you looking for a quarterback? We've already got Mac.
Mac's a good backup.
So you're you're looking for a starter? Well, you know how close we came to the Rose Bowl this year.
And I've got all my boys coming back.
We've got a good chance.
I've got to find a starter to replace you because of your condition.
Yeah, I guess you do.
It's for the good of the team.
I know that's the way you'd want it.
Well, uh thanks for giving me the time, Coach.
You bet, Joe.
You know I'm here.
Anything you need.
Yeah.
Kelly, come on in.
I didn't expect to see you so soon.
- Um - Make yourself at home.
Mi casa es su casa, eh? What can I do for? Um, I was hoping to get a couple of grams.
- A couple Gs? - Uh-huh.
Why don't you get an eight ball? It's a lot cheaper.
- Okay.
Yeah.
- All right.
Here, have a seat.
And by the way, help yourself.
I'll be right back.
- Hi.
- Hi.
This stuff is amazing.
My name's Sherry.
I'm Kelly.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, girls.
Come on, Sher, I'm waiting for you.
C-Can I do another? Yeah, yeah, knock yourself out.
You I'll wait for you in the bedroom.
It was nice to meet you.
You, too.
- Here you go.
- Oh, thanks.
- How much do I owe you? - Hey, relax.
There's always time to take care of business.
Check this out.
Pure pharmaceutical.
Believe me, Kelly.
You've never done anything like this.
This is my own private reserve.
It's not even for sale.
Check it out.
Yeah, yeah.
Clare, cut it out.
I told you.
I'm temporarily celibate.
Stop touching me! You know what? I keep thinking about the dressing room upstairs where we first made love.
Remember how good it felt? I'm not listening to you.
Fine, but you can still see me.
Oh Not anymore.
What are they doing here? I don't know why you're so surprised.
You're the one who introduced them.
Well, I never expected them to come here.
I mean, this is a sorority sex-out party, for God's sake.
Well, maybe they're just here for a little clean living.
Somehow I doubt that.
I'll be right back.
Uh, excuse me.
Come here.
Everything working out? Mm-hmm, just like you said it would.
What's your deal, Ginger? What are you talking about? There is no way you would come here, knowing how everybody feels about you unless you were up to something.
Don't worry so much, Val.
Everything's going to be just fine.
You having a good time? Yeah.
Yes, I'm having a great time.
There's plenty more.
We can have a great time all night.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, Danny.
Danny, I don't, I don't feel so good.
Can I have some more? Go ask Kirk.
Get it from his stash.
Kirk's mad at me.
Please? Sorry, honey.
No free rides, Sherry.
I didn't say it would be for free.
I know the way you like it.
I can make you feel real good.
Listen, if I give you what you want, will you get out of my hair? Yeah.
Sure, I will.
All right, come on.
I'll take care of you.
I'll just be a minute, all right, Kelly? Yeah.
- All right? - Mm-hmm.
Hey, hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where you going? What's your rush? Uh, I got to go.
I have someone I have to meet.
Aw, man.
We, uh, we barely even met yet.
I thought we could, uh, you know hang, - do a couple lines.
- I've really got to go.
Well, I don't think you're going anywhere.
See, you got a bill the biggest bill.
I mean, do you have any idea how much pharmaceuticals are? Huh? Danny! Hey! Danny's busy! No! No! Yeah Come over to the couch, Strawberry, 'cause you've got some work to do.
So stop yelling.
Stop it.
Stop it.
You gonna stop yelling? You gonna stop yelling? Okay.
Stop yelling.
I mean, come on.
I don't understand why we can't get along.
I'm very I'm nice.
Okay just wait a second.
Look, let's, um have some more, um wine, all right? - Wine? - Yeah.
Well that's good.
We could do that.
Here.
Now you're talking.
Here, you pour the wine, and I'll chop the line.
That rhymes.
Oh! You bitch! Whoo! Well, there's a match made in heaven, huh? Valerie said she was nice.
She's a human virus.
Oh, they're keeping you in the dark, I guess.
Yeah, we should definitely keep our distance.
Look, I just thought, if Jonathan and Ginger hit it off, it would keep him out of Susan's hair.
Well, they certainly do deserve each other.
He'll be lucky if he still has his gold fillings at the end of the night.
Ooh! Don't look now, but we're being watched.
Great.
Oh What was that for? I thought we had a deal? Yeah, just giving them something to think about.
Ooh, a slow dance.
Come on, take me.
I told you, Arnold, I am impervious to your feminine wiles for at least another ten hours.
But that's like Yep.
throbbing minutes.
Okay, let's dance, slow.
Want to do it? Yeah, lead on.
Well, I'm just glad Jonathan has found someone else to occupy his attention.
Yeah, and, apparently, he's trying to occupy your attention.
If you think he's making me jealous, he's not.
Then what are you staring at? I'm not staring.
Sure.
I'm not.
Why do you let him get to you so much? He's not getting to me.
Yes, he is.
Besides, he didn't come here to make me jealous.
He came here to get under your skin, and, obviously, it's working.
Oh, see, that's where you're wrong.
He's irrelevant.
I'm having a great time.
So am I.
Hey, Donna, great party.
Oh, did you guys see Joe come in? No, I haven't seen him.
Great.
I'd better go give him a call.
And at quarterback, number 14, a junior from Beaver Falls, Pennsylvania, Joe Bradley! Okay, celibates, it's time for the big celebration! So, now let's shake a tail feather.
Everybody get it up for the big dance contest.
Now let's get busy! Hey, you guys, will you cover for me? Sure.
What's up? I, uh, I've just got to run out for a little bit.
I've been trying to reach Joe all night.
He was supposed to be here hours ago.
I don't know, it's just not like him.
Well, don't worry about it.
We'll take care of it.
Okay, great, thanks.
All right, all right! You're looking good, looking good! All right, look at you two, get down! Looking good.
All right Oh, yo, show time.
Louie, look, you're drinking too much.
You got to go.
Okay, bye-bye.
All right.
Hey, you, you're out of there, man.
Oh, look at you.
Excuse me Okay, are you ready for your big moment? - I'll do my best.
- Okay.
Ow! Ow! Are you okay? Hey, yo, hey, man.
Look, you got to keep dancing if you want to stay alive.
Well, come on, she just twisted her ankle.
Hey, look, man, I'm sorry.
Either you find a new partner or you're out.
All right? Party on.
I'll be okay.
Find somebody else.
Are you sure? Yes.
Okay.
Susan! He's kidding, right? I wish.
Well, why don't you dance with him? He is such a good dancer.
I don't want to.
What do you say, Suse? For old time's sake? You know we can win this thing.
Jonathan, no.
Come on.
Let's show them what we got.
All right.
I'll show you what I got.
Ooh, wow.
Now that's one move I haven't seen.
It felt good.
- That was a nice shot.
- Thank you.
You want some ice for that? Yeah, it hurts.
Well, that was attractive.
You could at least ask me how my ankle is.
I know how your ankle is.
It's fine.
It's your head that needs examining.
Look, you promised me a date with real relationship material, not some guy who's obsessed with another woman.
I'm sorry.
I just thought once Jonathan saw how charming you were, he'd forget all about Susan.
I guess you weren't that charming.
Really? Let's see how charming David thinks I am.
Hey, Nat.
You missed all the fun.
Susan clocked Casten.
Oh, cool.
Um, um Excuse me, Susan.
Can I speak to Brandon for a second? Excuse me.
Uh, Kelly's in big trouble.
I've got to go.
- Take me with you? - Yeah, yeah, come on.
Um David, I think you should sit down.
What are you being so dramatic about? You know how hard it was for me to get accepted by everyone, right? Right.
Remember how Ray was accused for stealing all that stuff back in September? Right.
It was a hoax.
Ginger and I took all that stuff so I could bust her and look like a hero.
There, I said it.
You're kidding me, right? No.
So why are you telling me this now? Because she's trying to blackmail me, and you're the only one who can get me out of it.
Why me? She taped a very incriminating conversation between us last fall and she said if I don't give her $50,000 she's going to play it for everyone.
Phew! Man she's not playing around.
You got that kind of money? Yeah but it's all I got.
David, there's no way anybody is gonna forgive me for this.
Well, if it means that much to you, uh pay her.
Well, she did give another option.
She said that, uh, she would leave town for good, and give me back the tape if you would sleep with her.
Wait a minute, let me get this straight.
Ginger's gonna give up 50 Gs just to sleep with me? Yeah.
Flattered? I'm I'm amazed.
David, you you know I love you, right? But what else can I do? I could lose everything.
I don't know.
Just let me sleep on it.
I can't.
I have to let her know by midnight, or she's gonna play that tape for everyone.
David, please.
Please.
I'll be right back.
- You stay here.
- Okay.
Kelly? Kelly? Kelly? Kelly.
Kelly.
Brandon, please help me.
It's okay, it's okay.
Hey, hey, hey, it's okay.
It's okay, it's all right.
It's okay, it's okay.
What's going on? I'm quitting school.
I'm getting the hell out of here.
Joe, what are you talking about? I'm off the team.
They're already recruiting my replacement.
I guess nobody wants a quarterback with a bad heart.
Wait, we don't even know how serious your condition is yet.
And what do you know about it? Oh, oh, that's great, so what are you gonna do, just slink off in the middle of the night? Look, I don't want to talk about it.
Would you just go back to your little party? Hey, and what about me? I don't know what else to do.
Look, first of all, the coach has to do what he has to do he has a job, too.
Is that supposed to cheer me up? No.
But you don't even know what's wrong with you yet.
And neither does that coach.
Do you know what it's like to work for something your entire life, and then it's just taken away from you? "The power of destiny pulls like a rage.
"The touch of your lips hides the beast in the cage.
"For love, as does wine, gets better with age.
"I hope and pray as the years run away, "And hourglass sands stand still as I say, "I love you a little bit more every day.
You're the half of my whole, no mistaking.
" Clare, we're not leaving here until this is settled.
- Well, you did it.
- Ten nine, eight - You had self-control.
- seven You did it.
Come on.
Come get your winnings.
Come on.
Two, one.
What's so funny? I set the clock forward 30 seconds.
It's not 8:00 yet.
You lose, sucker.
Oh, yeah? Well, the joke's on you.
I set it back it's 8:01.
Now give me some loving, baby.
You're kidding.
Oh, my God.
Hi.
Here you go.
Any copies? Please, Val.
Honor among thieves, you know? Besides, I got what I wanted.
Well, I hope you're happy.
Mmm.
More than you can imagine.
I gotta go if I'm gonna catch my plane.
Bye, Val.
Bye, Ginger.
Don't hurry back.
I won't.
We have a deal, remember? Hi.
Listen, David, I'm I'm really sorry.
I know you're totally disgusted with me, and and I don't blame you.
Last night was the worst night of my life.
I mean, the thought of you touching her just just drove me crazy.
I never laid a finger on her.
What? I told her I was in love with you and I wouldn't do it.
But I don't understand.
I mean, she she gave me the tape back.
Ginger didn't want to sleep with me, Val.
She wanted to hurt you.
I'm really sorry I had to drag you into this.
Me, too.
At least nothing happened.
That's where you're wrong.
A lot happened.
And as far as I'm concerned it's over between you and me.
What? It's over.
And you know what the irony of this is? I want to be with you more than anyone else in the world, and I can't.
Not after what you asked me to do.
But, David, I had no choice.
There's always a choice, Val.
So, you're probably gonna tell everybody, right? No.
I wouldn't do that to you.
Dr.
James Friedman, to patient services.
Dr.
James Friedman Here, honey, have some water.
They want you to drink lots of fluids.
You're very dehydrated.
I'm sorry, Mom.
Everything's gonna be okay.
You're in good hands.
They'll take real good care of you.
And, uh, we'll all be here.
Come on, Brandon.
Let's let her get some sleep.
Yeah.
Brandon? Will you stay? Dr.
Kirk, neonatal.
Dr.
Kirk, neonatal.
I'm here for you.
I wish you were.
I am.
I always have been.
What did I do? You're gonna be all right.
I feel like such a loser.
You're not a loser.
Don't say that.
I am.
Look what I've done to myself.
You're just human, Kel.
That's all.
I had everything.
And I lost it all.
All that matters now is that you take care of yourself.
I still love you, Brandon.
Yeah, look, um You'd better get some sleep.
I'm so scared.