Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s06e22 Episode Script
The Cooler
- [Mouse squeaks.]
- [Penguins chirp.]
- [All cheering.]
- [Screeches.]
Adventure time come on, grab your friends we'll go to very distant lands with Jake the dog and Finn the human the fun will never end it's adventure time - [Alarm buzzing.]
- [Buzzing stops.]
Brr! It's freezing in here! Whoa! I'm losing a lot of weight! Calorie control and moderate exercise are the key.
But I don't do any of those things, so this is weird.
Hmm.
- [Indistinct conversations.]
- What is the wind chill factor? My jets are tiny.
No one look at my tiny jets! At least your body's normal, man.
My body isn't hot anymore! What's going on, man?! I'm scared! Give me a hug, man.
I don't know! Aaah! No! My baby bro! [Rumbling.]
[All screaming.]
It's as I feared.
The magma in the kingdom's core is cooling down, weakening the lifeforce of our flame citizens.
I've gathered you here to figure out how to stop this.
We need ideas, people! I'll do my best, sis.
Randy, you are here to stay safe only.
Eat your snacks.
I'll do my best, sis.
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum! Perhaps everyone can form into a big love hug to stay warm.
That's ridiculous, Aunt Agnes.
I'm not that smart.
Blow up the candy kingdom! I've been saying this for months now, and I'll say it again! Let's blow 'em up with our stockpile of "you-know-whats"! We've debated this too long.
But why the candy kingdom? Their sugar burns hotter and faster with lots of extra calories.
Don't make me wait, sister! Also, is this safe to talk about in front of the - c-i-n-n-a-m-o-n b-u-n? - [Grunting.]
Cinnamon bun, what are you doing? My nose itches! [Grunting.]
- You don't have a nose.
- What? Ugh! Well, whatever it is, it won't go away if you don't stop fiddling with it.
Blow up the candy kingdom! They are trash people! I'm prepared to do what I need to as a leader.
Nothing is off the table.
But we need Princess Bubblegum as an ally right now.
She might be able to help us solve this.
Very well! Randy, send them an ultimatum - help us or die! - Randy is on it! - [Rumbling.]
- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! - [Gasps.]
- Princess! - Yeah! Pump those legs, Randy! - [Breathing heavily.]
Quickly, C.
B.
Take me to the core entrance.
Okay.
[Elevator bell dings.]
[Elevator bell dings.]
Hello, Bubblegum.
Thank you for coming.
Bubblegum: I'm glad you sent for me, and, please, call me Bonnibel.
- Hey, what's your first - Don't act like you're my friend, PB.
You're here to help save my kingdom, - not because I trust you.
- [Beep.]
[Clicking.]
We're in the midst of an unnatural cold season, but the cause has us stumped.
My people are really freaking out.
Bubblegum: Yeah, my subjects tend to panic in crisis situations, too.
It's tough.
A ruler's got to deal with a lot of subservient dummies.
Hmm.
[Clicking rapidly.]
Bubblegum: Whoa, whoa! Hold up! - My mondometer is going cuckoo! - [Clicking continues.]
Where does this lead? Behind these doors are the most sacred relics in the fire kingdom, forbidden to outsiders.
Come on.
Bubblegum: Well, whatever is back there is kicking out mondo energy levels.
It could have something to do with the cooling.
- [Rumbling.]
- Both: Whoa! Bubblegum: Do you want to save your kingdom or not? All right, but don't touch anything.
These are the sleeping fire giants.
They're the ancient protectors of the fire kingdom.
Their existence is known only to those of the royal line, and their story has been passed down through the generations.
There was a time before when we were still afraid of the dark then came the first spark a fiery birth it totally rocked sentinels crashing down out of the blue creating a kingdom of red hue now there's only few these sleeping gods of tremendous power can cause a new kingdom to flower so burn as bright as the sun, my fiery one if lights start to dim, awaken again the slumbering ones With them, I can remake a white-hot new fire kingdom.
They're our last resort our greatest weapons.
- [Hiss!.]
- Huh? Hey! I said, "no touching!" Bubblegum: What? Oh, no, no, no.
This little thermic control module or whatever it is accidentally fell out.
I was just putting it back.
Huh.
Strange.
The access panel's lock must have corroded.
Bubblegum: Yeah.
Ancient technology's always falling apart.
[Clicking rapidly.]
Oh, the readings are over here now.
[Creak! Snap!.]
What?! Bubblegum: Okay, let me explain.
These bad boys are just too dangerous to remain functional, and I can't risk you or your bananas brother using them, especially now that you've lost most of your powers.
- So let me just finish disarming - [Zap!.]
You are way out of line, Bubblegum! You have no control here! I do! [Grunts.]
Bubblegum: Aah! Ugh! Shield! Shield! Whoa! Bubblegum: Hey, nice shot, you ding-dong! - [Growls.]
- Bubblegum: [Cloak.]
Come out in the open and face me like a princess! Bubblegum: The fire kingdom has always been a threat to my realm! So, that gives you the right [grunts.]
to donk up my people's future?! I won't let you continue to usurp my authority! Bubblegum: And I can't leave my people's safety to chance! - Why can't you just trust me?! - Bubblegum: [Sighs.]
'Cause you're a ding-dong.
I've got to do whatever it takes to protect my peeps.
So be it.
Bubblegum: Whoa! [Groans.]
You're never going to change, are you? You'll just keep walking all over us little people.
- But not today.
- Bubblegum: [Grunts.]
- [Thunder crashes.]
- [Rain falling.]
Aaah! Aaah! [Grunts.]
- [Wind blows.]
- Bubblegum: [Breathing heavily.]
Shields off.
- [Both breathing heavily.]
- Okay.
- I'll come clean.
- Yeah, right.
Bubblegum: It was me.
I messed with the core temperature to get in here.
I had to get near your weapons stockpile.
But how did you find out about them? Bubblegum: Um [Grunting.]
[Tink! Tink!.]
Wait! - Oh-ho-ho! Oh-ho-ho! - [Creak! Squish!.]
[Beeping.]
Wow! My nose is disgusting! You're still spying on me?! Bubblegum: I'm PB.
I spy on everybody.
No big "D.
" - You're cold, PB.
- Bubblegum: Eh.
And it's not because you're a scientist or a leader.
It's because you are a bad person.
Something inside you is messed up, girl, and whatever it is [sighs.]
Whatever.
Whatever, PB.
Bubblegum: Okay.
Keep one last fire giant.
I'm not a bad person.
I want you to see that.
I promise.
You'd better not be fibbin'.
It's Phoebe.
My first name is Phoebe.
You, uh, asked earlier.
Bubblegum: Ice King, call it off.
Roger that, Princess.
My jets! Yes! Oh, no! [All cheering.]
I was gonna blow up stuff! It was gonna be cool! Bubblegum: Hmm.
[Sighs.]
We were going to war! Both: round and round as nature flows it's like one big ring _
- [Penguins chirp.]
- [All cheering.]
- [Screeches.]
Adventure time come on, grab your friends we'll go to very distant lands with Jake the dog and Finn the human the fun will never end it's adventure time - [Alarm buzzing.]
- [Buzzing stops.]
Brr! It's freezing in here! Whoa! I'm losing a lot of weight! Calorie control and moderate exercise are the key.
But I don't do any of those things, so this is weird.
Hmm.
- [Indistinct conversations.]
- What is the wind chill factor? My jets are tiny.
No one look at my tiny jets! At least your body's normal, man.
My body isn't hot anymore! What's going on, man?! I'm scared! Give me a hug, man.
I don't know! Aaah! No! My baby bro! [Rumbling.]
[All screaming.]
It's as I feared.
The magma in the kingdom's core is cooling down, weakening the lifeforce of our flame citizens.
I've gathered you here to figure out how to stop this.
We need ideas, people! I'll do my best, sis.
Randy, you are here to stay safe only.
Eat your snacks.
I'll do my best, sis.
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum! Perhaps everyone can form into a big love hug to stay warm.
That's ridiculous, Aunt Agnes.
I'm not that smart.
Blow up the candy kingdom! I've been saying this for months now, and I'll say it again! Let's blow 'em up with our stockpile of "you-know-whats"! We've debated this too long.
But why the candy kingdom? Their sugar burns hotter and faster with lots of extra calories.
Don't make me wait, sister! Also, is this safe to talk about in front of the - c-i-n-n-a-m-o-n b-u-n? - [Grunting.]
Cinnamon bun, what are you doing? My nose itches! [Grunting.]
- You don't have a nose.
- What? Ugh! Well, whatever it is, it won't go away if you don't stop fiddling with it.
Blow up the candy kingdom! They are trash people! I'm prepared to do what I need to as a leader.
Nothing is off the table.
But we need Princess Bubblegum as an ally right now.
She might be able to help us solve this.
Very well! Randy, send them an ultimatum - help us or die! - Randy is on it! - [Rumbling.]
- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! - [Gasps.]
- Princess! - Yeah! Pump those legs, Randy! - [Breathing heavily.]
Quickly, C.
B.
Take me to the core entrance.
Okay.
[Elevator bell dings.]
[Elevator bell dings.]
Hello, Bubblegum.
Thank you for coming.
Bubblegum: I'm glad you sent for me, and, please, call me Bonnibel.
- Hey, what's your first - Don't act like you're my friend, PB.
You're here to help save my kingdom, - not because I trust you.
- [Beep.]
[Clicking.]
We're in the midst of an unnatural cold season, but the cause has us stumped.
My people are really freaking out.
Bubblegum: Yeah, my subjects tend to panic in crisis situations, too.
It's tough.
A ruler's got to deal with a lot of subservient dummies.
Hmm.
[Clicking rapidly.]
Bubblegum: Whoa, whoa! Hold up! - My mondometer is going cuckoo! - [Clicking continues.]
Where does this lead? Behind these doors are the most sacred relics in the fire kingdom, forbidden to outsiders.
Come on.
Bubblegum: Well, whatever is back there is kicking out mondo energy levels.
It could have something to do with the cooling.
- [Rumbling.]
- Both: Whoa! Bubblegum: Do you want to save your kingdom or not? All right, but don't touch anything.
These are the sleeping fire giants.
They're the ancient protectors of the fire kingdom.
Their existence is known only to those of the royal line, and their story has been passed down through the generations.
There was a time before when we were still afraid of the dark then came the first spark a fiery birth it totally rocked sentinels crashing down out of the blue creating a kingdom of red hue now there's only few these sleeping gods of tremendous power can cause a new kingdom to flower so burn as bright as the sun, my fiery one if lights start to dim, awaken again the slumbering ones With them, I can remake a white-hot new fire kingdom.
They're our last resort our greatest weapons.
- [Hiss!.]
- Huh? Hey! I said, "no touching!" Bubblegum: What? Oh, no, no, no.
This little thermic control module or whatever it is accidentally fell out.
I was just putting it back.
Huh.
Strange.
The access panel's lock must have corroded.
Bubblegum: Yeah.
Ancient technology's always falling apart.
[Clicking rapidly.]
Oh, the readings are over here now.
[Creak! Snap!.]
What?! Bubblegum: Okay, let me explain.
These bad boys are just too dangerous to remain functional, and I can't risk you or your bananas brother using them, especially now that you've lost most of your powers.
- So let me just finish disarming - [Zap!.]
You are way out of line, Bubblegum! You have no control here! I do! [Grunts.]
Bubblegum: Aah! Ugh! Shield! Shield! Whoa! Bubblegum: Hey, nice shot, you ding-dong! - [Growls.]
- Bubblegum: [Cloak.]
Come out in the open and face me like a princess! Bubblegum: The fire kingdom has always been a threat to my realm! So, that gives you the right [grunts.]
to donk up my people's future?! I won't let you continue to usurp my authority! Bubblegum: And I can't leave my people's safety to chance! - Why can't you just trust me?! - Bubblegum: [Sighs.]
'Cause you're a ding-dong.
I've got to do whatever it takes to protect my peeps.
So be it.
Bubblegum: Whoa! [Groans.]
You're never going to change, are you? You'll just keep walking all over us little people.
- But not today.
- Bubblegum: [Grunts.]
- [Thunder crashes.]
- [Rain falling.]
Aaah! Aaah! [Grunts.]
- [Wind blows.]
- Bubblegum: [Breathing heavily.]
Shields off.
- [Both breathing heavily.]
- Okay.
- I'll come clean.
- Yeah, right.
Bubblegum: It was me.
I messed with the core temperature to get in here.
I had to get near your weapons stockpile.
But how did you find out about them? Bubblegum: Um [Grunting.]
[Tink! Tink!.]
Wait! - Oh-ho-ho! Oh-ho-ho! - [Creak! Squish!.]
[Beeping.]
Wow! My nose is disgusting! You're still spying on me?! Bubblegum: I'm PB.
I spy on everybody.
No big "D.
" - You're cold, PB.
- Bubblegum: Eh.
And it's not because you're a scientist or a leader.
It's because you are a bad person.
Something inside you is messed up, girl, and whatever it is [sighs.]
Whatever.
Whatever, PB.
Bubblegum: Okay.
Keep one last fire giant.
I'm not a bad person.
I want you to see that.
I promise.
You'd better not be fibbin'.
It's Phoebe.
My first name is Phoebe.
You, uh, asked earlier.
Bubblegum: Ice King, call it off.
Roger that, Princess.
My jets! Yes! Oh, no! [All cheering.]
I was gonna blow up stuff! It was gonna be cool! Bubblegum: Hmm.
[Sighs.]
We were going to war! Both: round and round as nature flows it's like one big ring _