One Tree Hill s06e23 Episode Script

Previously on One Tree Hill: - I want you to be my wife.
- Can we get married right away? - Only if the doctor says it's okay.
Peyton has a condition called placenta previa.
What does that mean? It means she runs the risk of hemorrhaging during pregnancy.
What's a guy gotta do to get your song? I wanna produce.
We could be on a beach in Malibu.
- I have a life here and - You're not coming.
Goodbye, Brooke Davis.
You lost your virginity to Brooke Davis? Peyton told me, but it should have been you.
I realized you forgot something.
I'll waive your fine if you and your best friend can win the game tonight and impress the NBA scout who's here to watch you play.
You guys did all you could out there.
Now we just wait for the phone to ring.
Sometimes when you look back at your life certain moments stand out.
The day you graduated high school.
Your wedding day.
The day you found out you were going to be a father.
Most of the time they happen in that order.
Most of the time.
Just when I thought it was weird that I'm going graduation, pregnancy, marriage I remember you went marriage, pregnancy, graduation and I just don't feel so bad.
Well, I'm glad I can be your weird example.
No parents today, huh? No, My mom's actually stuck at a resort in Grenada.
And Larry's on a dredging boat off the coast of Iceland somewhere.
- We were gonna wait, but, you know.
- It's gonna be a great day, Luke.
Or not.
- Oh, my God.
- What happened? Peyton says the minister fell through.
Some sort of mix up.
Oh, no.
Wait.
Don't freak out.
My sister Quinn got married by a friend who got ordained on the Internet in 30 seconds.
- Is that even legal? - Anybody who's ordained can sign a marriage license.
The ceremony's just symbolic.
Huh.
Don't you think that'd be awesome to get married by a friend of yours who's known you most of your life? - I do.
- Sweet.
Who should we get? - You.
- You Me? Come on, you're my best friend.
Peyton loves you, and I just ordained you.
So God, you're gonna be great.
You know that? I gotta go, but thank you, Minister.
Minister.
Is this really necessary, Uncle Skills? Considering the way you got snatched up by that crazy-ass nanny at Luke's last wedding, yeah, it is.
But I'm on a leash.
It's embarrassing.
Tough, kid.
We're not taking any chances.
Now, you got that walkie-talkie, right? Okay, talk into it like I told you.
Denzel, this is Macaulay.
Denzel, this is Macaulay.
All clear.
Okay, good work.
And don't even think about trying to go to the bathroom.
Okay, what do you think? I think you and your eight-month-old sidekick look beautiful.
Come here.
- Do you need to sit down? - No, I'm good.
Well, you're supposed to be on bed rest, not getting married.
- The doctor said it's fine.
- The doctor also said to not overdo it so do not overdo it.
As much as I love a wedding, I love you and your baby more.
If anything happens to me, I want you to take care of Lucas.
When the baby comes, if anything happens.
- Nothing's gonna happen.
- Brooke.
- You shouldn't talk like that.
- Honey, we have to talk like this.
Okay? Everybody else is avoiding it.
I just really need you to hear me out.
Okay.
- It's just scary, that's all.
- I know.
But I do not want Lucas to be alone.
Or our baby.
Or you.
Peyton.
Have you talked to Julian lately? I've been kind of busy and he's working on a new movie, you know.
- Are you scared? - I'm scared I'm gonna miss it all.
My life with Lucas and the baby.
And my friends and my family.
And you.
It's not fair.
Hey, when I think of everyone else out there in the world that goes through their life alone then I think of all the amazing years I've gotten to spend with my beautiful, beautiful best friend, Brooke Davis I kind of feel sorry for everybody else.
You're gonna ruin our wedding makeup, you bitch.
Oh, I'm sorry.
If your stupid, skinny ass goes anywhere before I say so we are not best friends anymore.
You got it? - I got it.
- Okay.
I love you.
I love you too, P.
Sawyer.
- Let's go get you married.
- Ha, ha, ha.
Check, check.
One, two.
Check, check.
Chase Adams, you look hot.
Get over here and kiss me.
My boy looks good in a suit.
Your boy's gonna wear a suit more often.
So, what's your take on weddings, Catalano? - Big fan.
You? - More of a reception guy.
- Awkward family members, open bar - Slutty wedding sex.
Totally slutty wedding sex.
There's always that bridesmaid who just gets all drunk and freaky.
Yeah.
Brooke is Peyton's bridesmaid.
Right.
I should, uh Hey, Adams.
Play your cards right it might be you having the slutty wedding sex.
Gotta wear more suits.
Knock, knock.
- Hey.
- Hi.
You look nice.
Now get out of that ratty thing.
Try on one of these tuxes.
I didn't know exactly what size.
I couldn't ask Peyton.
I want to surprise her.
- You didn't have to.
- I know.
But if a girl's gonna have a last-minute shotgun wedding the least her boy can do is rock a little Hugo Boss.
- Now, go.
I will wait.
- Hmm.
Heh, heh.
All right.
Hell of a view.
Hey.
Yeah, it's really beautiful out here, isn't it? I didn't mean that view.
Oh.
I was worried about you.
Did your practice run late? - Yeah.
- Oh.
Your suit's in with Lucas.
You should go get changed.
- Where's the boy? - He's with Skills, God help us.
- He'll be really excited to see his dad.
- Well, I'm really excited to see his mom.
I am loving this whole you-going-away- and-coming-back thing.
- Okay.
- Okay.
Haley.
I love you.
Thanks, baby.
I love you too.
- And voilà.
- Now, that is more like it.
There's a tux for Nathan.
I got his sizes from Haley.
- I need to go change now.
- Hey, Brooke.
You got a second? Yeah.
- Look, I know you don't have a date.
- It was kind of last minute, dude.
Well, maybe I invited someone for you.
Lucas, you cannot do that to me.
First of all, I am not anybody's pity date, and second what does he look like? Heh.
The girls really seems to like him.
Who is it? Is he hot? Uh Just gonna go over here now.
From the look on your face I take it Lucas didn't tell you he invited me.
No.
But it's good to see you.
I guess now it'll look like we both actually had dates.
- Actually, the thing is - Julian, we should Brooke.
Hi.
- Brooke, you remember - Missy.
The other me.
Of course.
Hi.
- Come on, baby.
We should get a seat.
- Yeah, okay.
One sec.
No, she's right.
You should go.
It's good to see you.
I'm so scared.
Oh, God.
- I'm so scared Mouth.
Sorry.
Honey, you're just supposed to film the wedding, okay? It's a happy day.
Think happy.
I am so pissed right now.
That whore stole my man.
But it's their wedding day, don't you think it's time you let it go? - Not Peyton, you dork.
Missy.
- Who is Missy? Missy, me.
The other Brooke from the movie.
Oh, sure.
Right.
Yeah, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Okay.
Focus.
Julian is here.
He brought Missy that little slut actress, as his date.
He's unbelievable.
What is he thinking? That you said no.
Would the bride like to wear red today? I'll be pregnant in my wedding photos.
Eight and a half with a real minister? Haley, you're gonna be great.
Speak from the heart.
If in trouble, go with song lyrics.
Like, "After the fire, after all the rain, I will be the flame.
" - That's pretty good.
- Cheap Trick.
- You look beautiful, Peyton.
- Thank you.
I have to pee.
- I always liked that Cheap Trick song.
- Yeah, it's good.
There's the altar Haley put together.
That's happy.
There's Skills hitting on Jamie's teacher, Miss Lauren.
They're clearly planning on having slutty wedding sex, and that's happy.
Hey, guys, say "hi" to the camera.
- Hey.
- What's cracking, Luke and Peyton? It's about time.
We been waiting since our days back on the Rivercourt.
Luke used to talk about how Nathan wasn't good enough for P.
Sawyer.
How he planned on stealing her away.
Luke used to talk so much trash about Nathan Okay.
I think we're good.
Hey, Lauren.
So how's Jamie? Man, Jamie Scott on lockdown, bro.
Um, Antwon.
- That damn kid - Is a genius.
Hey, Macaulay, this is Denzel.
Where the hell you at? Jamie? Jamie? Macaulay.
- Hey.
Boy, get over here.
Jaimie.
Jamie Luke.
Hey, handsome.
- You okay? - Yeah.
No, not really, actually.
They called up Nino.
Clippers were looking at both of us.
They decided they needed more scoring.
I'm sorry, baby.
The thing is, I taught Nino how to play shooting guard.
I fed him the ball.
And now he's in the NBA, and I'm not.
You were being a good teammate, and somebody's gonna see that.
The Chiefs have never sent two guys to the pros in the same year.
Okay.
I'm sorry, Hales.
Hey, stop it.
You don't have anything to apologize for.
You did great.
We're proud of you.
We're proud of you every day.
Okay? - Okay.
- All right.
I love you.
I love you.
There's the groom.
Cold feet, Luke? You hiding from Peyton? - No, Brooke.
Why Brooke? Because I invited Julian, and he brought a date.
Ouch.
I'll edit that part out.
- Hey.
- Hey.
All right, that's us.
Whatever I said before Lindsey's wedding, just go with that.
God, you suck at this.
- Wow, the minister's hot.
Hey, shh.
- Slutty wedding sex.
- Stop it.
Considering your history she might want another Forty-five seconds.
And every single one of them outstanding, thank you.
You look beautiful, Brooke.
Hotter than Julian's skanky Brooke-alike, right? - Right? - Yeah, totally.
- Right.
- Absolutely.
Okay, you can sit, everyone.
Wow.
Well, we are gathered here today before God and nature to join Lucas Scott and Peyton Sawyer in holy matrimony.
- Nice work, Hales.
- Thank you.
Some of you may be wondering where the word "matrimony" comes from.
Interestingly enough, the word "matrimony" is from the Latin root word for "motherhood" which I think is really appropriate today.
Um Well, the thing is that, uh, every rose has its thorn.
Just like every night has its dawn.
Just like every cowboy sings a sad, sad song.
Poison? Of all the lyrics ever written, you're gonna go with Poison? I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Uh, I just don't Really, Skills? Jamie Scott? Macaulay? Boy, get your ass back over here.
You're killing me, man.
Okay.
Oh, wait a minute Oh.
"Peyton Sawyer will become Peyton Scott.
" Lucas wrote this in the eighth grade.
I remember him talking about her constantly.
And not just in the eighth grade.
In the ninth, the 10th and 11 th grade.
And finally, in our junior year, Lucas gathered up his courage and talked to Peyton for the first time right here at this lake.
And she was a bitch.
He said, "Haley, I talked to her.
" And when I asked him if the fantasy was finally over if he finally could admit that Peyton Sawyer was human after all.
And he said, "No, Peyton Sawyer is not human.
She's an angel.
And she's my angel.
" I believe in true love.
I believe in love at first sight.
I believe love conquers all.
That doesn't mean there's not gonna be difficult things to deal with.
Because there will be.
Finding that person who does it for you and knowing that that person loves you back it just makes everything so much easier.
"Peyton Sawyer will become Peyton Scott.
" That was the dream.
And here we are, 10 years later.
And we all get to witness today a dream come true.
Okay, Luke.
Peyton, I've loved you since the first time I saw you.
And this ring and these words are simply a way to show the world what's been in my heart for as long as I've known you.
I love you Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer.
I always have and I always will.
Lucas Scott.
We've been through so much together.
And despite how confused I've been, or lost I might have gotten there was always you finding me and saving me.
You deserve to be adored.
So that's what we're gonna do your baby and me.
We're going to adore you for years to come.
I am so terribly in love with you.
And I always will be.
Well, by the power vested in me by OneMinuteMinister.
Com I now pronounce you man and wife.
Lucas Scott, you may kiss your bride.
Finally.
- Well, well, Nick Lachey.
- Brooke Davis.
- Sounds good in here.
- Thank you, but you kind of ruined it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I just haven't seen you in forever.
- I wanted to come say "hi.
" - Well, I'm glad you did.
You look great.
Thanks.
You too.
Perfect.
Okay.
I'm gonna need you to go ahead and put that on.
Okay.
Lucas.
Congratulations, my man.
What were you thinking bringing Movie Brooke? Huh? I'm thinking Movie Brooke is the only Brooke that likes me.
Maybe so, but I invited you to be Real Brooke's date.
She's gonna lose her mind.
Why? Did she say something? - You're trying to make her jealous.
- Am not.
Right.
You invited me to your wedding, I brought a date, that's it.
- Hey, Lucas.
Congratulations.
Hey.
- Mm-hm.
- Aw.
Somebody has a type.
Luke, Julian, I'd like you to meet my date.
- Nick Lachey.
- Hey.
Nick Lachey.
Hi.
Hi.
- Oh, my God.
Come on, Missy.
Yeah.
Hi.
- Missy, come on.
- But B Bye.
So who got married? - Unbelievable.
- I know, right? She's not making me jealous with the guy from Dancing with the Stars.
No, that was Drew.
He was so awesome on that.
- Whatever.
Laguna Beach, then.
- No, that was some other tool.
So I guess Nick Lachey's gonna be pretty happy tonight.
Brooke Davis.
Slutty wedding sex.
Okay.
Just Just a little.
Champagne makes me a little wild.
Hey.
- Oops.
- Okay.
We need to talk.
I'm having a little problem with you and Miss Lauren.
Wait, you're the one that fixed us up in the first place.
I thought you was okay with this.
I thought I was too, but first Granny Deb and now my teacher? I don't know, Skills.
I'm sorry, bro.
I never meant to hurt you.
You really like this girl, huh? I do.
A lot.
Okay, but just stay away from Madison.
Everyone was totally rooting for Stacy Keibler but I thought Drew was the better dancer.
And cuter too.
Cool.
I'll I'll be sure and tell him.
Sorry about that.
I was just hanging with the guys at the bar.
- Like who? Oh, you know.
Just my boys.
We're like a gang of guys, you know? Just a band of boys, really.
Like a boy band.
Hmm.
So how'd you and Missy meet? - They met on a movie.
- Oh, yeah? A failed movie actually.
Have I mentioned how great your new song is? I totally think it's gonna be a hit.
Is it hot in here? Yeah, it's like crazy hot in here.
It must be like, what, 98 Degrees? Ow.
What's with guys in Tree Hill punching me? You teased him about his boy band.
Well, yeah.
You used to love them.
- I know.
- Heh, heh, heh.
That guy is so cool.
How the hell am I suppose to compete with that? She tell you what happened? Not really.
That's how I know it must be really hard for her.
She tends to struggle through the big stuff all by herself.
I miss her so much, Peyton.
Well, maybe you should tell her that.
I gotta get back out there.
You cleaned up pretty nice today, Sawyer.
I'm happy for you.
Talk to her.
Haley said you came out to get some air.
Thought you might wanna talk.
She told you.
No, I got it off the wire at the station.
I'm sorry, man.
You know, I'm happy for Nino.
I hope he sticks.
- It's not about that.
- Sure.
Listen, I called the Chiefs to get a quote, and they asked me if I'd seen you.
They said you were unexcused from practice.
Yeah.
The wedding was last minute, I wanted to be there for Luke.
Bobby just didn't see it that way.
Is that all it was? I don't know, Mouth.
Maybe this was all just a pipe dream that I needed to let go of at some point.
Get on with my life in the real world, you know? Well, I'm around if you need anything.
Thanks, man.
- I'll see you in there.
- Yeah.
Nate, for what it's worth if I could play the game like you can I'd play wherever I could till they wouldn't let me play anymore.
Thanks, Mouth.
How you feeling? Like a princess.
I know it's not exactly how we planned it.
It's better.
- You feeling okay? The doctor said - I'm fine.
I'm better than fine.
Husband.
Hey, everybody.
First, I just wanted to say congratulations to Lucas and Peyton.
This song is called "Sweet Silver Lining" and it's about being brave in the face of obstacles and pressures and the unknown.
And I wrote it for the bride, who's also my boss and friend.
Come on and dance with me.
Hey, you know what the doctor said.
Dance with me, you fool, or I will go find Julian.
Fine, I'm gonna go ask Nick Lachey to dance.
Buy me a drink, sailor? - I never drink with the clergy.
- Oh.
How about a dance, then? Come on.
Let's dance.
Nathan, be here with me.
I'm sorry.
You do look beautiful tonight.
Yeah.
Come here.
Haley, what are you doing? - Kiss me.
- Haley James Scott.
This is a bathroom, you're a teacher and your son is out there.
The door's locked, I'm not a teacher anymore and our son is dancing, Now kiss me.
I don't care if you're not in the NBA, you are my husband and you are so damn sexy to me.
Brooke.
I'm gonna take off.
Are you sure? Why? I think you've made Julian jealous enough, don't you? Is it really that obvious? It is when you kiss me.
You forget, I've had a real Brooke Davis kiss.
I can't believe that guy ruined it for me.
Makes me want to punch him again.
Thank you.
Yeah.
- I'll just leave the tux with Haley, okay? - Okay.
Oh, Brooke? I know Julian left with Missy, but he's clearly still into you.
You think so? Oh, yeah.
Good night.
So I guess that's another date gone wrong.
- What do you mean? - Our dates.
The damn kids.
Deb broke up with me because she said I should have kids.
After our last two dates, man, I don't even like kids.
You're lying.
You love Jamie so much.
And he loves you back.
And I think a guy who appreciates kids is so sexy.
- Really? - Oh, yeah.
You know, the date's not over yet.
You still got that leash? Can I have this dance? No, thank you.
You either dance with me or say you love me.
It's your choice.
I thought so.
I thought you left.
No.
I was just avoiding you and Nick Lachey.
And putting ice on my eye.
What happened to Missy? She left.
I, um I accidentally called her Brooke at the bar.
How's Sammy? I don't know.
She, uh, went to live with her birth mom.
I'm sorry, that must've been hard for you.
And Sam too.
I mean, you know she loves you.
Yeah.
I wish you would've called and told me.
You know what, I'm sorry, Julian.
I can't do this.
- What, you can't dance with me? - I can't I just I miss you.
My girl was kind of dirty tonight.
She was not.
She was.
But I liked it.
I skipped practice to be here today.
I didn't want to miss the wedding and I'm getting tired of missing everything else.
Are you really getting tired of missing everything or is your ego just bruised because Nino got called up? I'm getting tired of failing.
Come here.
That little boy's hero is his father.
The rest doesn't matter.
Blew it up tonight, you little rock-star goof.
Did you have a good time? Yeah.
I'm a little bummed, though.
I don't think anybody actually had slutty wedding sex.
Well, not yet.
Right.
Thirty seconds of heaven.
Forty-five.
Bourbon is a good, honest drink.
No, it's not.
Saw you dancing with Brooke.
Didn't you have a date? Yeah.
She did too, right? What happened to them? Oh, my God.
You look just like Drew.
And you totally look like Brooke.
Brooke.
Hi.
I saw the light and I thought maybe Brooke was here.
I'm Julian.
Of course you are.
Victoria Davis.
Hmm.
Heh, heh.
Of course you are.
Would you ask Brooke to call me? You do realize the name of the company is Clothes Over Bros, yes? My father always made me feel like I wasn't good enough.
Any time I had any success, he would remind me of my failures.
I see that in Brooke.
She's so talented and good-hearted and beautiful but she carries around this feeling that she's not good enough and she has you to thank for that.
Nice work.
- Are you finished? - No.
Not yet.
I love your daughter.
I'm in love with her.
And one of these days, she's gonna love me back.
And when she does, I want you to understand: You're either gonna learn to be nice to her or you won't be in her life.
It's nice to meet you, Victoria.
Feels like I've known you all my life.
- Okay, you ready? - Uh-huh.
This feels vaguely familiar.
Uh-huh.
All right.
And open.
Lucas Scott, it is beautiful.
Why, thank you, Peyton Scott.
- Say that again.
- Peyton Scott.
Oh, God, I love the way that sounds.
We should get you to bed.
It's been a long day.
Come on.
It's been a perfect day.
I think you could handle maybe just one more surprise.
- What? I didn't get you anything.
- It doesn't matter.
Just wait right here, okay? Just stay.
Hey.
I love you, Peyton Scott.
Hey, Peyton.
Oh, Mrs.
Scott.
Peyton.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Hey.
Stay with me.
Peyton!