Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s06e24 Episode Script
The Evergreen
- [Mouse squeaks.]
- [Penguins chirp.]
[All cheering.]
[Screeches.]
Adventure time come on, grab your friends we'll go to very distant lands with Jake the dog and Finn the human the fun will never end it's adventure time - [Ominous music plays.]
- [Laughs.]
Stop, demon! Get back here, I say.
Ha ha! Nowhere to run.
I, the great and powerful Urgence Evergreen, command you to freeze into a million pieces - and leave young Gunther alone! - [Meows.]
Foolish demon.
You leave me no choice.
"Zap, zap, zap, zap, zap!" What? No, Nina.
- You're supposed to be frozen.
- [Meows.]
Nina! [Whir!.]
[Ethereal music plays.]
Nina, the portals! The elementals are gathering! Come on, you blockhead.
I just think we should discuss this, Evergreen.
Discuss? Are you listening, Chatsberry? When this comet hits, everybody dies not just everybody but us, but us.
Now, now, hold on, Evergreen.
Hath not a comet impacted our world every thousand years with no lasting grievousness? Ah, but this, Balthus, is no ordinary comet.
Behold! - [Gasps.]
- See how it writhes? It aches for our extinction.
- If - But, Evergreen, even if the comet is as dangerous as you say, what can we possibly do? - We build a crown.
- A crown? Like none seen before or ever after a magical crown whose phantasmal circuitry will bond to its first bearer and grant him his one deepest wish To destroy the hideous comet which threatens our world.
The good news is I already built the crown.
The bad news, it needs a power source the enchanted Ruby eyes of the ancient lava dog, Magwood! - And that's where you come in.
- Wait, wait.
Evergreen, please.
Wish-magic is really the real deal.
This wish may see things in you you cannot see yourself.
Can you truly say you know your heart's truest desire? I'm with Chatsberry.
If this comet hits, we four indeed may perish, but the elements we embody fire, ice, candy, and slime will live on.
But a misplaced wish could cause irreversible damage to the very structure of existence! Well, that's just great.
What about you, Slimy-D? [Rapping.]
Yo, yo.
My name's Slimy-D, - and I'm here to - Slimy-D stands with us.
We reject your plan, Urgence Evergreen.
Very well, then.
You leave me no choice.
[Up-tempo carnival music plays.]
[Gasps.]
[Raspberry, music stops.]
Urgence! Stop! - You'll doom us - [raspberry.]
- all! - [Raspberry.]
Ingrate! Huh.
Doom you to no doom maybe.
Gunther! Pack my things, Gunther.
We ride forthwith for Mount Magwood.
You get to watch me save the world.
Gunther! Come on, Gunther.
Get your head in the game.
Sorry, Master Evergreen.
[Sighs.]
And he expects me to teach him the ways of magic? As if.
[Ethereal music plays.]
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Uh, Master Evergreen, can I ride on the palanquin with you? My feet are soft.
No, you're right.
Whoa! - [Creatures chittering.]
- Ooh, boy.
Gettin' fat.
Gettin' fat, right? - Mm-hmm.
- However, I would suggest that this is still a nice night.
It's quiet.
Mm, it is quiet.
Why don't you put on some music.
- The chimes, Gunther.
- Okay.
[Tribal drum playing.]
Gunther! I said chimes! - Gunther, no! - Aah, aah! Sorry, Master.
I'll put him back.
He-e-e-e-e-e-y.
Mm.
What? Aw, never mind.
Here.
Take the jar and find me some water.
There's not enough moisture in the air for me to make us an ice camp.
Uh, Master? I'm sorry I don't think I've seen any water at all today.
Just do it.
Don't anger daddy.
Wait.
Are you my father? No, but I stole your egg and mutated your brain.
Get going.
- Mm.
- [Crickets chirping.]
Heh.
- You don't know where you're going, do you, girl? - [Meows.]
- [Gasps.]
- [Water running.]
Aw, you're good at this.
Man, you know who I like? Master Evergreen.
He could do anything! One thing he's gonna do he said he's gonna teach me magic.
I can be like him! Ugh.
[Grunts.]
[Growls.]
- [Meows.]
- Nina, no! Aah! Master Evergreen.
I found the water so you could build a oh.
I guess he also found water, too.
[Sighs.]
He-e-e-e-e-e-y.
[Mysterious music plays.]
Now, Gunther, listen to me.
Don't follow me into Magwood's lair, or else he'll melt your dome.
Yeah.
Oh, Gunther! You should see this! Okay.
Gunther, no.
You failed.
He'll melt your dome.
[Ominous music plays.]
Not as grand as you once were, eh? - [Roaring.]
- [Squishing.]
[Snarling.]
Master Evergreen, I'm sorry, but I got worried.
- Eeeeeeee! - [Roaring.]
- [Lava bubbling.]
- [Roars.]
Ohh, boy.
Um, maybe, maybe, maybe Maybe I can do magic like Master Evergreen.
Buh-ice! Blah.
Sorry.
- [Snarls.]
- [Tribal drums playing.]
Shh! That's what you get.
- [Roars.]
- Aaaaaaaaaahh! - [Bubble!.]
- [Roars.]
[Suspenseful music plays.]
Buh-ice! [Rumbling.]
[Wind blowing.]
This is why I don't teach you magic.
- Nina, Keena, Peena, Preena - Gunther! What the heck are you doing? Get in here! Gunther! Ah, there you are, you blockhead.
Quickly, take your position.
We have precious little time.
Once I complete the bonding chant, you deactivate the force field.
Bonding, bonding, three, two, one.
You can do it, you can do it.
Three, two, one.
Bonding, bonding.
- I did it.
I - [Pounding.]
- [Roars.]
- Oh.
Aaaaaaaahh! Come on, now.
What I ever do to you? Aah! - Watch the column, stupid! - [Stomping.]
- Whoops! - [Trumpets.]
- Easy now.
- [Roars.]
[Thud.]
Oh, wow.
Did you see th ohh! Ow! My front bone! Gunther.
Gunther, can you hear me? [Groans.]
Y yes, Master Evergreen.
Okay, good.
Now, aiming at the sound of my voice, throw the crown so it lands right on top of my head.
I wait.
What? No, no, there's no time.
- It must be you, Gunther.
- Me? Don't worry.
It's easy.
Even a mush-head like you couldn't donk it up too bad.
Just focus on your deepest, truest wish the destruction of the deadly comet and the rest will take care of itself.
My deepest, truest wish.
[Ominous music plays.]
Gunther, no.
- Gunther, no.
- Gunther? Buddy? - What are you wishing for down there? - Gunther, no.
Gunther, no.
Gunther, no.
Gunther, no.
Gunther, no.
Gunther, no.
Gunther, no.
Gunther, no.
That that's the wrong wish.
You've got to snap out of it! - Gunther, no! - Use a concentration spell or or a basic focusing charm like I taught you! I mean, like I meant to teach you.
- I - Gunther, no! Gunther, no! - Gunther, no! Gunther, no! - Ice king: Gunther, no! Gunther, no! Gunther, no! Gunther, nooooo! [Imitating explosions.]
[Yawns.]
Mornin'.
Man, what a dream.
Uh, do you guys ever have that dino-boy dream, uh, with the asteroi what? What? What is it? Somethin' in my teeth? Something in my hair? Something in my nose? Something in my ear?
- [Penguins chirp.]
[All cheering.]
[Screeches.]
Adventure time come on, grab your friends we'll go to very distant lands with Jake the dog and Finn the human the fun will never end it's adventure time - [Ominous music plays.]
- [Laughs.]
Stop, demon! Get back here, I say.
Ha ha! Nowhere to run.
I, the great and powerful Urgence Evergreen, command you to freeze into a million pieces - and leave young Gunther alone! - [Meows.]
Foolish demon.
You leave me no choice.
"Zap, zap, zap, zap, zap!" What? No, Nina.
- You're supposed to be frozen.
- [Meows.]
Nina! [Whir!.]
[Ethereal music plays.]
Nina, the portals! The elementals are gathering! Come on, you blockhead.
I just think we should discuss this, Evergreen.
Discuss? Are you listening, Chatsberry? When this comet hits, everybody dies not just everybody but us, but us.
Now, now, hold on, Evergreen.
Hath not a comet impacted our world every thousand years with no lasting grievousness? Ah, but this, Balthus, is no ordinary comet.
Behold! - [Gasps.]
- See how it writhes? It aches for our extinction.
- If - But, Evergreen, even if the comet is as dangerous as you say, what can we possibly do? - We build a crown.
- A crown? Like none seen before or ever after a magical crown whose phantasmal circuitry will bond to its first bearer and grant him his one deepest wish To destroy the hideous comet which threatens our world.
The good news is I already built the crown.
The bad news, it needs a power source the enchanted Ruby eyes of the ancient lava dog, Magwood! - And that's where you come in.
- Wait, wait.
Evergreen, please.
Wish-magic is really the real deal.
This wish may see things in you you cannot see yourself.
Can you truly say you know your heart's truest desire? I'm with Chatsberry.
If this comet hits, we four indeed may perish, but the elements we embody fire, ice, candy, and slime will live on.
But a misplaced wish could cause irreversible damage to the very structure of existence! Well, that's just great.
What about you, Slimy-D? [Rapping.]
Yo, yo.
My name's Slimy-D, - and I'm here to - Slimy-D stands with us.
We reject your plan, Urgence Evergreen.
Very well, then.
You leave me no choice.
[Up-tempo carnival music plays.]
[Gasps.]
[Raspberry, music stops.]
Urgence! Stop! - You'll doom us - [raspberry.]
- all! - [Raspberry.]
Ingrate! Huh.
Doom you to no doom maybe.
Gunther! Pack my things, Gunther.
We ride forthwith for Mount Magwood.
You get to watch me save the world.
Gunther! Come on, Gunther.
Get your head in the game.
Sorry, Master Evergreen.
[Sighs.]
And he expects me to teach him the ways of magic? As if.
[Ethereal music plays.]
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Uh, Master Evergreen, can I ride on the palanquin with you? My feet are soft.
No, you're right.
Whoa! - [Creatures chittering.]
- Ooh, boy.
Gettin' fat.
Gettin' fat, right? - Mm-hmm.
- However, I would suggest that this is still a nice night.
It's quiet.
Mm, it is quiet.
Why don't you put on some music.
- The chimes, Gunther.
- Okay.
[Tribal drum playing.]
Gunther! I said chimes! - Gunther, no! - Aah, aah! Sorry, Master.
I'll put him back.
He-e-e-e-e-e-y.
Mm.
What? Aw, never mind.
Here.
Take the jar and find me some water.
There's not enough moisture in the air for me to make us an ice camp.
Uh, Master? I'm sorry I don't think I've seen any water at all today.
Just do it.
Don't anger daddy.
Wait.
Are you my father? No, but I stole your egg and mutated your brain.
Get going.
- Mm.
- [Crickets chirping.]
Heh.
- You don't know where you're going, do you, girl? - [Meows.]
- [Gasps.]
- [Water running.]
Aw, you're good at this.
Man, you know who I like? Master Evergreen.
He could do anything! One thing he's gonna do he said he's gonna teach me magic.
I can be like him! Ugh.
[Grunts.]
[Growls.]
- [Meows.]
- Nina, no! Aah! Master Evergreen.
I found the water so you could build a oh.
I guess he also found water, too.
[Sighs.]
He-e-e-e-e-e-y.
[Mysterious music plays.]
Now, Gunther, listen to me.
Don't follow me into Magwood's lair, or else he'll melt your dome.
Yeah.
Oh, Gunther! You should see this! Okay.
Gunther, no.
You failed.
He'll melt your dome.
[Ominous music plays.]
Not as grand as you once were, eh? - [Roaring.]
- [Squishing.]
[Snarling.]
Master Evergreen, I'm sorry, but I got worried.
- Eeeeeeee! - [Roaring.]
- [Lava bubbling.]
- [Roars.]
Ohh, boy.
Um, maybe, maybe, maybe Maybe I can do magic like Master Evergreen.
Buh-ice! Blah.
Sorry.
- [Snarls.]
- [Tribal drums playing.]
Shh! That's what you get.
- [Roars.]
- Aaaaaaaaaahh! - [Bubble!.]
- [Roars.]
[Suspenseful music plays.]
Buh-ice! [Rumbling.]
[Wind blowing.]
This is why I don't teach you magic.
- Nina, Keena, Peena, Preena - Gunther! What the heck are you doing? Get in here! Gunther! Ah, there you are, you blockhead.
Quickly, take your position.
We have precious little time.
Once I complete the bonding chant, you deactivate the force field.
Bonding, bonding, three, two, one.
You can do it, you can do it.
Three, two, one.
Bonding, bonding.
- I did it.
I - [Pounding.]
- [Roars.]
- Oh.
Aaaaaaaahh! Come on, now.
What I ever do to you? Aah! - Watch the column, stupid! - [Stomping.]
- Whoops! - [Trumpets.]
- Easy now.
- [Roars.]
[Thud.]
Oh, wow.
Did you see th ohh! Ow! My front bone! Gunther.
Gunther, can you hear me? [Groans.]
Y yes, Master Evergreen.
Okay, good.
Now, aiming at the sound of my voice, throw the crown so it lands right on top of my head.
I wait.
What? No, no, there's no time.
- It must be you, Gunther.
- Me? Don't worry.
It's easy.
Even a mush-head like you couldn't donk it up too bad.
Just focus on your deepest, truest wish the destruction of the deadly comet and the rest will take care of itself.
My deepest, truest wish.
[Ominous music plays.]
Gunther, no.
- Gunther, no.
- Gunther? Buddy? - What are you wishing for down there? - Gunther, no.
Gunther, no.
Gunther, no.
Gunther, no.
Gunther, no.
Gunther, no.
Gunther, no.
Gunther, no.
That that's the wrong wish.
You've got to snap out of it! - Gunther, no! - Use a concentration spell or or a basic focusing charm like I taught you! I mean, like I meant to teach you.
- I - Gunther, no! Gunther, no! - Gunther, no! Gunther, no! - Ice king: Gunther, no! Gunther, no! Gunther, no! Gunther, nooooo! [Imitating explosions.]
[Yawns.]
Mornin'.
Man, what a dream.
Uh, do you guys ever have that dino-boy dream, uh, with the asteroi what? What? What is it? Somethin' in my teeth? Something in my hair? Something in my nose? Something in my ear?