Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s06e26 Episode Script
Gold Stars
- [Mouse squeaks.]
- [Penguins chirp.]
- [All cheering.]
- [Screeches.]
Adventure time come on, grab your friends we'll go to very distant lands with Jake the dog and Finn the human the fun will never end it's adventure time [Laughs evilly.]
Aaaaaaaah! Hold on, Sweet Pig Trunks! We're comin'! - [Whimpers.]
- There, there, Sweet P.
It was just a dream.
Just a dream.
That's my brave little boy.
Now you better get dressed.
Today's your first day of school! [Gasps.]
Now eat up.
Yum! That's fuel you're gonna need later to soak up all the education.
Yes, dad! Okay.
There's your lunch.
And an apple for the teacher.
Both: Aww [Helicopter blades whirring.]
Golly, it's awful nice of y'all to take Sweet P to school on his first day.
Finn: Our plezh, T.
T.
Jake: Yeah, first day of school can be real tough.
We wouldn't want Sweet P freakin' out or awakening any latent evil spirits within himself.
[Chuckles nervously.]
Well, we're gonna miss you, son.
[Both moan.]
Jake: You think still he's secretly evil, that he's still all lichy in there? Finn: Mm, not sure.
Jake: I don't know, Finn.
He just seems so Sweet.
Finn: Mm.
- Both: Bye! - Bye! - [Humming.]
- Jake: So far, so good.
- [Both gasp.]
- [Squirrel chattering.]
Finn: Fat squirrel in trub! Aah! - Oh, no! - Jake: Wait, Finn! Let's just see how this plays out.
[Chattering continues.]
[Sighs.]
- Finn: Mm.
Finn: All right.
Welp, see ya later, Sweet P.
- Jake: Bye! - Bye, Teddy-man.
Hey, baby man! Did your grandma knit your clothes? Yeah! And she's my mom! - [Laughter.]
- [Laughing.]
Why you laughin', baby man? - You're not even a real kid! - Huh? You're nothin' but a big, weird baby man! [Laughter.]
[School bell ringing.]
Baby man! [Sniffles.]
Let's see what we got here.
Hello, there! Intimidated by those bullies, eh? Uh Yeah.
What's your name, kid? Sweet P.
I'm the one true king of OOO.
This is my attorney, Toronto.
Sweet P, there are all kinds of education, you know.
No.
Yes, sir, all kinds, such as dancing.
You could blow off this podunk school and get a proper dance education.
Then you could come back and really show those mean kids and make your parents proud! - Hey, king of OOO! - Yes, Toronto? You are a certified dance instructor, right? Show the kid the dance you do.
No, that dance is too tough for an amateur.
Aw, come on.
You got to show the kid.
It's awesome! Yeah, I know it's awesome, but I really don't think - the kid is ready.
- Ready? I don't think he's tough enough to be ready.
I'm tough enough to be ready! See? The kid is tough And ready.
Please! Ah! I do see it! Eeeee! You've got a good eye, and you are a good dog.
Watch this, kid.
Ah! Both: Mm-hmm.
Why, we got us a prodigy here.
You're ready for advanced classes.
Hey, you mugs! Want to see some world-class dancing? Just turn around! - Ah, leave me alone! - Leave me alone, too! I'm turning around.
[Snorts, laughing.]
[Laughter.]
Teeth! Ha! You did great! You should come back tomorrow, kid for more dancin' lessons! Have a gold star.
Show that to your parents, kid.
They'll love it! But don't tell 'em where you got it, or you'll ruin the surprise.
Just think of how proud they'll be at your big, uh end-of-the-year recital! You understand? Of course Sweet P understands! He's a good boy.
A good boy! So, how was school? Yes, how'd you do? A gold star! I'm gonna put this where we can see it every day.
- Thumbs up.
- Thumbs up.
- Both: Come on! Thumbs up! - Thumbs up.
[Giggles.]
[Laughter.]
[Laughter.]
- Thumbs up.
- Thumbs up.
Well, this is our place.
We'd invite you in, but - The place is a mess.
- He's right.
We're filthy.
Listen, we all need a break.
Go on home, kid, and we'll see you tomorrow.
Mm.
Sweet P, we're going on a date.
You're smart and educated enough to stay at home all by yourself.
The proof is on the fridge.
[Door opens, closes.]
Mama and papa will be so surprised if the refrigerator is all covered with stars when they get back.
One more star should do it.
I need to find king of OOO and Toronto to get me that last star.
I don't know, K.
O.
They've gone rancid.
Horse feathers.
A lick of gold paint is all it needs.
Just a couple more garbage stars, eh, Toronto? Mo' stars means mo' dosh.
Soon we'll have enough scratch to fund my big comeback.
This kid is great at helping us rob people! And best of all, he doesn't know a thing.
Because if he did - Both: We'd have to take care of him! - [Gasps.]
- [Branch cracks.]
- [Both grunting.]
What was that? Sweet P? - What did you hear? - What does it matter? - None of it was good.
- We got to take care of him.
Aaaaah! I shouldn't have said that out loud.
[Panting.]
Mom! Dad! Hey, kid! Toronto and I talked it over, and we decided we're not going to "take care" of you.
We're gonna burn down your orchard.
- Noooooo! - Yep.
We're gonna burn it down.
Unless Unless? You leave home and your loving parents and come dance with us forever.
- Forever.
- Nooo! No, no, no, no, no! Come on, Sweet P! The people love you! They do? Well, mostly they love to laugh at you.
I mean look at yourself.
You're a a a big weird baby man! [Laughing.]
- Baby man, baby man - Both: Baby man, baby man, baby man, baby man! - Both: Stop.
- [Both scream.]
Both: I have learned much from you.
Thank you, my teachers.
And now for your education.
Before there was time Before there was anything There was nothing.
And before there was nothing - There were monsters.
- [Creatures shrieking.]
- [Both scream.]
- Here's your gold star.
- [Roars.]
- [High-pitched scream.]
[Breathing heavily.]
Mr.
King of OOO? Uh-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Huh? [Both gasp.]
Monster! Aaaaaaah! Just a dream.
- Mornin', son.
- Good morning, Sweet P.
[Giggling.]
Surprise! Oh! My, my, where did you get all this bling? Uh My teachers.
Wow! How nice of those teachers.
Mm-hmm! Hey, baby man.
Guess who we are.
[Laughter.]
Huh? - [Laughter.]
- [School bell rings.]
[Gasps.]
[Humming.]
[Laughter continues.]
- [Penguins chirp.]
- [All cheering.]
- [Screeches.]
Adventure time come on, grab your friends we'll go to very distant lands with Jake the dog and Finn the human the fun will never end it's adventure time [Laughs evilly.]
Aaaaaaaah! Hold on, Sweet Pig Trunks! We're comin'! - [Whimpers.]
- There, there, Sweet P.
It was just a dream.
Just a dream.
That's my brave little boy.
Now you better get dressed.
Today's your first day of school! [Gasps.]
Now eat up.
Yum! That's fuel you're gonna need later to soak up all the education.
Yes, dad! Okay.
There's your lunch.
And an apple for the teacher.
Both: Aww [Helicopter blades whirring.]
Golly, it's awful nice of y'all to take Sweet P to school on his first day.
Finn: Our plezh, T.
T.
Jake: Yeah, first day of school can be real tough.
We wouldn't want Sweet P freakin' out or awakening any latent evil spirits within himself.
[Chuckles nervously.]
Well, we're gonna miss you, son.
[Both moan.]
Jake: You think still he's secretly evil, that he's still all lichy in there? Finn: Mm, not sure.
Jake: I don't know, Finn.
He just seems so Sweet.
Finn: Mm.
- Both: Bye! - Bye! - [Humming.]
- Jake: So far, so good.
- [Both gasp.]
- [Squirrel chattering.]
Finn: Fat squirrel in trub! Aah! - Oh, no! - Jake: Wait, Finn! Let's just see how this plays out.
[Chattering continues.]
[Sighs.]
- Finn: Mm.
Finn: All right.
Welp, see ya later, Sweet P.
- Jake: Bye! - Bye, Teddy-man.
Hey, baby man! Did your grandma knit your clothes? Yeah! And she's my mom! - [Laughter.]
- [Laughing.]
Why you laughin', baby man? - You're not even a real kid! - Huh? You're nothin' but a big, weird baby man! [Laughter.]
[School bell ringing.]
Baby man! [Sniffles.]
Let's see what we got here.
Hello, there! Intimidated by those bullies, eh? Uh Yeah.
What's your name, kid? Sweet P.
I'm the one true king of OOO.
This is my attorney, Toronto.
Sweet P, there are all kinds of education, you know.
No.
Yes, sir, all kinds, such as dancing.
You could blow off this podunk school and get a proper dance education.
Then you could come back and really show those mean kids and make your parents proud! - Hey, king of OOO! - Yes, Toronto? You are a certified dance instructor, right? Show the kid the dance you do.
No, that dance is too tough for an amateur.
Aw, come on.
You got to show the kid.
It's awesome! Yeah, I know it's awesome, but I really don't think - the kid is ready.
- Ready? I don't think he's tough enough to be ready.
I'm tough enough to be ready! See? The kid is tough And ready.
Please! Ah! I do see it! Eeeee! You've got a good eye, and you are a good dog.
Watch this, kid.
Ah! Both: Mm-hmm.
Why, we got us a prodigy here.
You're ready for advanced classes.
Hey, you mugs! Want to see some world-class dancing? Just turn around! - Ah, leave me alone! - Leave me alone, too! I'm turning around.
[Snorts, laughing.]
[Laughter.]
Teeth! Ha! You did great! You should come back tomorrow, kid for more dancin' lessons! Have a gold star.
Show that to your parents, kid.
They'll love it! But don't tell 'em where you got it, or you'll ruin the surprise.
Just think of how proud they'll be at your big, uh end-of-the-year recital! You understand? Of course Sweet P understands! He's a good boy.
A good boy! So, how was school? Yes, how'd you do? A gold star! I'm gonna put this where we can see it every day.
- Thumbs up.
- Thumbs up.
- Both: Come on! Thumbs up! - Thumbs up.
[Giggles.]
[Laughter.]
[Laughter.]
- Thumbs up.
- Thumbs up.
Well, this is our place.
We'd invite you in, but - The place is a mess.
- He's right.
We're filthy.
Listen, we all need a break.
Go on home, kid, and we'll see you tomorrow.
Mm.
Sweet P, we're going on a date.
You're smart and educated enough to stay at home all by yourself.
The proof is on the fridge.
[Door opens, closes.]
Mama and papa will be so surprised if the refrigerator is all covered with stars when they get back.
One more star should do it.
I need to find king of OOO and Toronto to get me that last star.
I don't know, K.
O.
They've gone rancid.
Horse feathers.
A lick of gold paint is all it needs.
Just a couple more garbage stars, eh, Toronto? Mo' stars means mo' dosh.
Soon we'll have enough scratch to fund my big comeback.
This kid is great at helping us rob people! And best of all, he doesn't know a thing.
Because if he did - Both: We'd have to take care of him! - [Gasps.]
- [Branch cracks.]
- [Both grunting.]
What was that? Sweet P? - What did you hear? - What does it matter? - None of it was good.
- We got to take care of him.
Aaaaah! I shouldn't have said that out loud.
[Panting.]
Mom! Dad! Hey, kid! Toronto and I talked it over, and we decided we're not going to "take care" of you.
We're gonna burn down your orchard.
- Noooooo! - Yep.
We're gonna burn it down.
Unless Unless? You leave home and your loving parents and come dance with us forever.
- Forever.
- Nooo! No, no, no, no, no! Come on, Sweet P! The people love you! They do? Well, mostly they love to laugh at you.
I mean look at yourself.
You're a a a big weird baby man! [Laughing.]
- Baby man, baby man - Both: Baby man, baby man, baby man, baby man! - Both: Stop.
- [Both scream.]
Both: I have learned much from you.
Thank you, my teachers.
And now for your education.
Before there was time Before there was anything There was nothing.
And before there was nothing - There were monsters.
- [Creatures shrieking.]
- [Both scream.]
- Here's your gold star.
- [Roars.]
- [High-pitched scream.]
[Breathing heavily.]
Mr.
King of OOO? Uh-ba-ba-ba-ba.
Huh? [Both gasp.]
Monster! Aaaaaaah! Just a dream.
- Mornin', son.
- Good morning, Sweet P.
[Giggling.]
Surprise! Oh! My, my, where did you get all this bling? Uh My teachers.
Wow! How nice of those teachers.
Mm-hmm! Hey, baby man.
Guess who we are.
[Laughter.]
Huh? - [Laughter.]
- [School bell rings.]
[Gasps.]
[Humming.]
[Laughter continues.]