Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s06e33 Episode Script
Jermaine
Whoo-hoo-hoo! Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Annyong! Whoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo! Hey, bear dude, sorry to drop in like that.
Oh, hey brother.
Whoa.
Jermaine?! We must be dreaming at the same time again.
Yeah.
I was just hanging with a couple of ladies outside Or a couple of the same lady Then bam! Skyboxed! Ugh.
Jake, I'm here to work.
I got to keep everything where it should be.
So, uh how are you and Finn doing? Whoop! Ah! Uh Epsilon, eucradies, dernesto Jermaine? You okay, man? No, no, I'm I'm fine.
Everything's fine.
Oh.
Epsilon, eucradies dernesto Hey, listen, um, maybe we should get together in the awake world? You know, meet in meatspace? Uh, yeah.
Sounds great.
See you later.
In the dream, Jermaine was wearing a bear suit.
I wonder what that symbolizes.
Maybe it means Jermaine needs us to visit.
It has been a while.
Workout time! You want the can or the cup? I like the can.
Hmm.
I'd hate it if my kids didn't ever see each other Or if Viola shoved Jake Jr.
Down a dream hole.
I don't know.
Jermaine's always been kind of a dream hole.
Whoa.
We're all getting older.
We should go see him now, or we might regret it.
Eh.
It's not a great time just this minute.
Trying to figure this deal out.
Whoa! Okay.
Let's go see Jermaine.
There's a lot more demons here than I remember.
Huh.
Yeah.
The only constant is change, bro.
I want my yoyo! Yo yo! That's rude, dude! Give back my cup! Huh? Bring me my cup, or I'll skull cup you! Yipe! Jake! Whoa! Oh, you guys really came.
Quick! Get behind the salt barrier! They can't cross the circle.
It's made from dad's old shaman-blessed, sage-infused salt.
Return my cup! Return my cup! Stop poking me! Knock it off, guys.
Just get in the house.
You guys can chill here till morning when the demons thin out a little.
Whoo! Oh, Finn Oh, no! Instant regret! Whoo! My house! My house! Instant regret! Whoo! Remember, Jermaine?! We did this when we wanted to make room for dessert! I don't care about that memory.
What? Whoa ohh! Dang! My back! Come on! This ain't the tree house, man! I got systems! Hey, Jermaine, this thing is rad Whoa! Okay! No more sleepover! Oh, no! don't don't kick us out! Go do your gaucho marks slapstick with them goofballs in the woods.
I got a responsibility to all this booty in here Staves, medallions, cups, goblets, dormant jinn, grimoires, hard drives All this random valuable booty, okay? Oh, shoot.
I got to run this beast.
"Open, ya sissy!" Yeah, flip the tape, I know.
"Good times.
" Right.
Hey! I'm booboo sousa! You want to be friends? We been friends, booboo.
You're slippin', Jerm.
No, I'm not.
You're gonna miss that alarm one day, and I'm gonna eat you from the bottom up so you can watch me while I eat you.
Then, in my triumph, I will retrieve the poster your dad stole from me! Bryce, I put the poster right there.
You're still mad about that? How dare you use tacks on my poster! You're gonna get it, man! You know, Bryce, I would've let you and your poster go years ago if you'd stop it with all that "from the bottom up" talk.
You would? Yeah, man.
I don't want to flip that tape all day! That's you and Joshua beef 'cause you wouldn't stop breaking in for that poster.
Well, come on, man.
Let's be bros.
No way, you psycho.
I ain't never gonna trust you after all that stuff you said.
I'm gonna taste that dog carne asada, you hear?! You're never gonna taste my carne asada, Bryce.
Dude, you can't live like this! Yeah, you got a plan "b" for Bryce or what? I don't need a plan "b.
" I'm responsible.
You guys want fried rice or something? I can make fried rice.
No, Jermaine.
We'll make you fried rice.
Okay.
Just don't break any more junk.
That's our parents' valuable artifacts, you knuckleheads.
I'm gonna white-knuckle you, Jermaine! You'll see! Whoo-hoo! I never even made fried rice before! Get the plates.
Whoosh! D-u-u-ump! Pre-sen-tation.
Good plating.
Sorry I only have one chair.
To brothers! To brothers! It doesn't have to be weird, you guys! What's that sound? It sounds like howling.
Let's eat! Dang, dude, this fried rice destroys! How'd you get all this flavor? Sesame oil and salt.
Salt is one of the five taste sensations.
Sweet, sour, bitter, umami, and salty.
I guess I'm just used to bitter.
That's weird.
I haven't had salt in like five years.
Hold on.
Epsilon, eucradies, dernesto, quillduct Uh, where'd you get the salt from, Jake? I snooched a little from outside.
Why? Aaiee! Get my cup, Ariel! Please, dude! You get it! I need my dat tapes! I can't fit through that hole, Ariel! Aaaaah! I'll shock him, and you guys ace his brains! Got it! That sword's too unwieldy, man.
But it'll look decent when i triple combo this bozo with this thing, right? Like how? Like this, bro Aah! Oof! Boo, stupid! Aaaaaaah! Where's my dat tapes?! Epsilon, eucradies, epilindus Oof! Why is this thing so dense? I got your tapes over here! Give me my ta oof! Aah! I got him! Hup! Sha-boom! Whoa! Watch it! Cut his arms, Finn! Okay! Hyah! Whoa! Wha Aaaaaah! My cup, Jermaine! Oof! You're a pain, Jermaine! Jermaine the pain! Jermaine the pain! Awesome, dude! We won! I didn't win! When do I win?! Special guys one and two win every day! Crackin' jokes, readin' foodie mags in your treetown funhouse! Must be nice to be so special you can go off and find your own fancy ways! Meanwhile, I got to stay here and watch dad's trashy booty 'cause I never stretched into the sky and farted on the wings of a falcon, I guess! Dude, I never farted on the wing of a falcon.
Aah! Bros! Chill, Jermaine oof! Think I don't want a cushy tree-house life?! I don't even get salt! S-a-a-a-alt! Bark! Bark! Bark! Huh? Yeowch! Unh! I'm sick of bein' daddy's watchdog! This must've been building up for a while.
Whoa.
Wha! Hand fire.
Ahh! You got to be dad's favorite! I got stuck with his mess! Come on.
Dad didn't have a favorite.
He just liked my fart jokes.
I'm the fart joke! Shazbaz! Uh, no.
Shazbaz! Ow.
Dad loved us both.
You could've left anytime.
I know! If you punch me again, I'm gonna fart.
Heh Oh, man.
I've really built my own cage.
Guys, guys, guys! This whole place is burning down! So if you're done being angry bonkers, let's work together! Jermaine? You gonna leave me hanging, bro? Let it burn.
Huh? But all of dad's stuff! No.
I think it's all right.
The salt line got broken.
Where'd all the d's go? Maybe with their stuff gone, they had no reason to stay.
Oh, no! The tape! Open! I got my poster! Booboo sousa I ate his stupid face off.
It was sick.
Ugh.
Do you even know what you sound like when you talk like that? I sound cool.
If that's what you think.
That's what I know.
Dang.
Has it always been so bright out here? Makes me wanna explode the sun and banish the earth into darkness.
See? You're doing it again!
Oh, hey brother.
Whoa.
Jermaine?! We must be dreaming at the same time again.
Yeah.
I was just hanging with a couple of ladies outside Or a couple of the same lady Then bam! Skyboxed! Ugh.
Jake, I'm here to work.
I got to keep everything where it should be.
So, uh how are you and Finn doing? Whoop! Ah! Uh Epsilon, eucradies, dernesto Jermaine? You okay, man? No, no, I'm I'm fine.
Everything's fine.
Oh.
Epsilon, eucradies dernesto Hey, listen, um, maybe we should get together in the awake world? You know, meet in meatspace? Uh, yeah.
Sounds great.
See you later.
In the dream, Jermaine was wearing a bear suit.
I wonder what that symbolizes.
Maybe it means Jermaine needs us to visit.
It has been a while.
Workout time! You want the can or the cup? I like the can.
Hmm.
I'd hate it if my kids didn't ever see each other Or if Viola shoved Jake Jr.
Down a dream hole.
I don't know.
Jermaine's always been kind of a dream hole.
Whoa.
We're all getting older.
We should go see him now, or we might regret it.
Eh.
It's not a great time just this minute.
Trying to figure this deal out.
Whoa! Okay.
Let's go see Jermaine.
There's a lot more demons here than I remember.
Huh.
Yeah.
The only constant is change, bro.
I want my yoyo! Yo yo! That's rude, dude! Give back my cup! Huh? Bring me my cup, or I'll skull cup you! Yipe! Jake! Whoa! Oh, you guys really came.
Quick! Get behind the salt barrier! They can't cross the circle.
It's made from dad's old shaman-blessed, sage-infused salt.
Return my cup! Return my cup! Stop poking me! Knock it off, guys.
Just get in the house.
You guys can chill here till morning when the demons thin out a little.
Whoo! Oh, Finn Oh, no! Instant regret! Whoo! My house! My house! Instant regret! Whoo! Remember, Jermaine?! We did this when we wanted to make room for dessert! I don't care about that memory.
What? Whoa ohh! Dang! My back! Come on! This ain't the tree house, man! I got systems! Hey, Jermaine, this thing is rad Whoa! Okay! No more sleepover! Oh, no! don't don't kick us out! Go do your gaucho marks slapstick with them goofballs in the woods.
I got a responsibility to all this booty in here Staves, medallions, cups, goblets, dormant jinn, grimoires, hard drives All this random valuable booty, okay? Oh, shoot.
I got to run this beast.
"Open, ya sissy!" Yeah, flip the tape, I know.
"Good times.
" Right.
Hey! I'm booboo sousa! You want to be friends? We been friends, booboo.
You're slippin', Jerm.
No, I'm not.
You're gonna miss that alarm one day, and I'm gonna eat you from the bottom up so you can watch me while I eat you.
Then, in my triumph, I will retrieve the poster your dad stole from me! Bryce, I put the poster right there.
You're still mad about that? How dare you use tacks on my poster! You're gonna get it, man! You know, Bryce, I would've let you and your poster go years ago if you'd stop it with all that "from the bottom up" talk.
You would? Yeah, man.
I don't want to flip that tape all day! That's you and Joshua beef 'cause you wouldn't stop breaking in for that poster.
Well, come on, man.
Let's be bros.
No way, you psycho.
I ain't never gonna trust you after all that stuff you said.
I'm gonna taste that dog carne asada, you hear?! You're never gonna taste my carne asada, Bryce.
Dude, you can't live like this! Yeah, you got a plan "b" for Bryce or what? I don't need a plan "b.
" I'm responsible.
You guys want fried rice or something? I can make fried rice.
No, Jermaine.
We'll make you fried rice.
Okay.
Just don't break any more junk.
That's our parents' valuable artifacts, you knuckleheads.
I'm gonna white-knuckle you, Jermaine! You'll see! Whoo-hoo! I never even made fried rice before! Get the plates.
Whoosh! D-u-u-ump! Pre-sen-tation.
Good plating.
Sorry I only have one chair.
To brothers! To brothers! It doesn't have to be weird, you guys! What's that sound? It sounds like howling.
Let's eat! Dang, dude, this fried rice destroys! How'd you get all this flavor? Sesame oil and salt.
Salt is one of the five taste sensations.
Sweet, sour, bitter, umami, and salty.
I guess I'm just used to bitter.
That's weird.
I haven't had salt in like five years.
Hold on.
Epsilon, eucradies, dernesto, quillduct Uh, where'd you get the salt from, Jake? I snooched a little from outside.
Why? Aaiee! Get my cup, Ariel! Please, dude! You get it! I need my dat tapes! I can't fit through that hole, Ariel! Aaaaah! I'll shock him, and you guys ace his brains! Got it! That sword's too unwieldy, man.
But it'll look decent when i triple combo this bozo with this thing, right? Like how? Like this, bro Aah! Oof! Boo, stupid! Aaaaaaah! Where's my dat tapes?! Epsilon, eucradies, epilindus Oof! Why is this thing so dense? I got your tapes over here! Give me my ta oof! Aah! I got him! Hup! Sha-boom! Whoa! Watch it! Cut his arms, Finn! Okay! Hyah! Whoa! Wha Aaaaaah! My cup, Jermaine! Oof! You're a pain, Jermaine! Jermaine the pain! Jermaine the pain! Awesome, dude! We won! I didn't win! When do I win?! Special guys one and two win every day! Crackin' jokes, readin' foodie mags in your treetown funhouse! Must be nice to be so special you can go off and find your own fancy ways! Meanwhile, I got to stay here and watch dad's trashy booty 'cause I never stretched into the sky and farted on the wings of a falcon, I guess! Dude, I never farted on the wing of a falcon.
Aah! Bros! Chill, Jermaine oof! Think I don't want a cushy tree-house life?! I don't even get salt! S-a-a-a-alt! Bark! Bark! Bark! Huh? Yeowch! Unh! I'm sick of bein' daddy's watchdog! This must've been building up for a while.
Whoa.
Wha! Hand fire.
Ahh! You got to be dad's favorite! I got stuck with his mess! Come on.
Dad didn't have a favorite.
He just liked my fart jokes.
I'm the fart joke! Shazbaz! Uh, no.
Shazbaz! Ow.
Dad loved us both.
You could've left anytime.
I know! If you punch me again, I'm gonna fart.
Heh Oh, man.
I've really built my own cage.
Guys, guys, guys! This whole place is burning down! So if you're done being angry bonkers, let's work together! Jermaine? You gonna leave me hanging, bro? Let it burn.
Huh? But all of dad's stuff! No.
I think it's all right.
The salt line got broken.
Where'd all the d's go? Maybe with their stuff gone, they had no reason to stay.
Oh, no! The tape! Open! I got my poster! Booboo sousa I ate his stupid face off.
It was sick.
Ugh.
Do you even know what you sound like when you talk like that? I sound cool.
If that's what you think.
That's what I know.
Dang.
Has it always been so bright out here? Makes me wanna explode the sun and banish the earth into darkness.
See? You're doing it again!