Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s06e34 Episode Script
Chips & Ice Cream
[Penguins chirp.]
[All cheering.]
[Screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Chips? [Laughter.]
Ice cream? Chips! [Laughter.]
Chips.
Ch-i-ips! Ice cream! [Laughter.]
I don't get it.
Ah, just keep watching.
BMO said the second act gets crazy.
Chips chips chips.
Chips chips Chips! Ice cream! Chips Ice cream [Cheers and applause.]
Bravo! What the stuff was that?! Now, who wants to invite me over for dinner? [All cheering.]
Come on, kids! We're going to grandma's.
[Sighs.]
Dinner? Please can we invite him to dinner?! No.
But, Jake, I never ask you for anything.
When did I ever ask you for anything? Yesterday.
You said, "Jake, please take me to see Chips and Ice Cream! It's a Broadway Smash!" And I believed you.
[Crying.]
You don't understand me, Jake.
[Sighs.]
Please come over for dinner! I love you! [Squeals.]
Yeah.
Dinner sounds great! [Chuckles.]
Yeah! Wait.
The place where you eat dinner, does the moon shine through the window at night? Sure.
All right! Let's do it! Oh, ooh! And when chips trips over the turtle, it was so funny! But also sad.
It made me think about the fragility of my own life.
Just a little more Y'all ready for some sushi burgers? I don't eat burgers.
Got any chips and ice cream? Uh sure.
I just sculpted these buns, though.
[Fist raps.]
Give the man what he wants! Soooo Is your name chips and ice cream? My name is Morty Rogers.
I see.
Okay! Food's done.
[Both cheer.]
Let's all dig in.
Yes, eat it.
Eat that chips and ice cream.
Oh! Yes, sir! [Gasps.]
It's time.
Chips chips chips? Ice cream ice cream.
No flipping way! By the light of the waxing moon, which was just unveiled by the parting clouds, I command these two imps that have taken possession of my ears to transfer onto the head of the being who is directly across from me and is currently eating chips and ice cream! Chips chips? Ice cream Huh.
It worked! I'm a free bear! [Laughs hysterically.]
Well, now I'm a guy with these things on my head.
I guess I'm just gonna roll with the punches.
Uh Don't worry, man.
I'm gonna pretend they're not even there.
Chips! Ice cream! This is the greatest day of my liiiife! Chips chips chips Chips chips Maybe if I put a towel over my head, they'll go to sleep.
Huh.
What's on your head? I don't even notice it.
Heh.
Yeah, okay.
Chips chips.
Ice cream.
[Crying.]
Chips [Sniffles.]
Chips Huh? [Sniffles.]
Chips Chips Chips! Chips chips chips.
Chips.
Chips chips! [Moaning.]
Ice cream? Chips chips! Chips chips chips chips chips! Ice cream? Ice cream ice cream ice cream! [Grumbles.]
All right, that's enough.
They're going outside.
Noooooooo! - Chips.
- Ice cream.
Poor chips and ice cream.
Ah, ah, ah, ah ice cream Chips chips chips chips Ice cream Chips chips chips chips Ice cream ice cream ice cream, ice cream ah, ah, ah Chips chips.
[Moans.]
Why are you up so early? I got to get to the farmer's market before all the choice stuff is gone.
Oh.
Why is BMO on your head? He is?! Chips chips.
Ice cream.
I'm onto something important.
Quit clownin' around.
Okay.
I was done anyhows.
[Distorted.]
Chips chips So, you want me to pick up any snacks? Yeah, maybe some ketchup chips? Chips.
And some kale Chips.
Chips! And some corn chips.
Chips! Okay.
Later, dude.
Later.
Chips! Ice cream! [Sighs.]
Hmm.
Nice choice! Those are two of my fave.
Chips! Yeah, we have chips.
Ice cream? Sorry.
I don't have any ice cream, but I know who does.
[Whistles.]
Hey, John! Yo! I gots a customer for yous! I'll bag these for you.
Enjoy and stay awesome.
Yo! I got ice creams! Ice cream? I recommend the hamburger flavor.
Also, the pizza flavor is tremendous! Do you have taco? One second! One taco flavored.
You have the best! You have the best, out-of-this-world day.
What's your spectacular choice? [Gasps.]
No.
No! Stay away! You can't make me take them back! Oh, hey, Morty Rogers.
Ice cream! Aaaaaaah! Tremendous! [Panting.]
No more chips.
No more ice cream.
Beans.
That's what regular-sized-ear folks eat.
Regular old Morty Rogers.
Aaaaaaah! [Groaning.]
[Inhales sharply.]
[Mid-tempo music plays.]
[Record needle scratches, record skipping.]
Oh! I hope the record is not scratched or chipped.
Chip? Ice cream.
Chips.
Chips chips chips.
Ice creeeeam.
Chips chips! Chip chip.
Ice cream! Ice cream! Hush! Hush! Hush! Noiseless, chips! Inaudible, ice cream! Nyaah! Chips chips chips chips.
Chips chips chips Ice cream ice cream.
Ice cream ice cream Chips chips chips Aah! Quiet! I thought I could just ignore them, but I can't! Chips and ice cream have to go! Listen.
Even if I could find Morty Rogers again, I don't know how to get these things to go back to him or even if they want to.
Chips chips! Ice cream! I finished with my computations! As I thought, it's a real language they are speaking Based on intonations! Chips? Chips chips chips! Ice cream? Chips chips chips! Ice cream ice cream! I know what we have to do.
How many years did I search for a rube to take my burden? What's wrong with me? You two brought me nothing but pain And I can't stop thinking of you.
But I don't want you back! I don't want you! Chips chips chips What's that? - Do you hear that? - Ice cream - It's like - Chips Ice cream I Must I Must! Ice cream, ice cream Chips, chips, chips, chips Ice cream He's here! I love you, chips and ice cream I hope you never leave No! Those are my chips and ice cream! By the light of the waxing moon, which was just unveiled by the parting clouds, transfer those two imps that have taken possession of Jake's ears to the head of the being who is watching from the window! Chips and ice cream! BMO, it's happening! No! My chips! And ice cream! Free! Noooo! Whoa.
What's going on? Chips and ice cream wanted to be free.
But they could only be released if I interrupted - the transference ritual.
- Free? I'm sorry for keeping you dudes as my prisoners for so many years.
But what am I gonna do without you?! Chips.
Ice cream.
What? Chips! Ice cream! Chips.
Ice cream.
[All cheering.]
[Screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Chips? [Laughter.]
Ice cream? Chips! [Laughter.]
Chips.
Ch-i-ips! Ice cream! [Laughter.]
I don't get it.
Ah, just keep watching.
BMO said the second act gets crazy.
Chips chips chips.
Chips chips Chips! Ice cream! Chips Ice cream [Cheers and applause.]
Bravo! What the stuff was that?! Now, who wants to invite me over for dinner? [All cheering.]
Come on, kids! We're going to grandma's.
[Sighs.]
Dinner? Please can we invite him to dinner?! No.
But, Jake, I never ask you for anything.
When did I ever ask you for anything? Yesterday.
You said, "Jake, please take me to see Chips and Ice Cream! It's a Broadway Smash!" And I believed you.
[Crying.]
You don't understand me, Jake.
[Sighs.]
Please come over for dinner! I love you! [Squeals.]
Yeah.
Dinner sounds great! [Chuckles.]
Yeah! Wait.
The place where you eat dinner, does the moon shine through the window at night? Sure.
All right! Let's do it! Oh, ooh! And when chips trips over the turtle, it was so funny! But also sad.
It made me think about the fragility of my own life.
Just a little more Y'all ready for some sushi burgers? I don't eat burgers.
Got any chips and ice cream? Uh sure.
I just sculpted these buns, though.
[Fist raps.]
Give the man what he wants! Soooo Is your name chips and ice cream? My name is Morty Rogers.
I see.
Okay! Food's done.
[Both cheer.]
Let's all dig in.
Yes, eat it.
Eat that chips and ice cream.
Oh! Yes, sir! [Gasps.]
It's time.
Chips chips chips? Ice cream ice cream.
No flipping way! By the light of the waxing moon, which was just unveiled by the parting clouds, I command these two imps that have taken possession of my ears to transfer onto the head of the being who is directly across from me and is currently eating chips and ice cream! Chips chips? Ice cream Huh.
It worked! I'm a free bear! [Laughs hysterically.]
Well, now I'm a guy with these things on my head.
I guess I'm just gonna roll with the punches.
Uh Don't worry, man.
I'm gonna pretend they're not even there.
Chips! Ice cream! This is the greatest day of my liiiife! Chips chips chips Chips chips Maybe if I put a towel over my head, they'll go to sleep.
Huh.
What's on your head? I don't even notice it.
Heh.
Yeah, okay.
Chips chips.
Ice cream.
[Crying.]
Chips [Sniffles.]
Chips Huh? [Sniffles.]
Chips Chips Chips! Chips chips chips.
Chips.
Chips chips! [Moaning.]
Ice cream? Chips chips! Chips chips chips chips chips! Ice cream? Ice cream ice cream ice cream! [Grumbles.]
All right, that's enough.
They're going outside.
Noooooooo! - Chips.
- Ice cream.
Poor chips and ice cream.
Ah, ah, ah, ah ice cream Chips chips chips chips Ice cream Chips chips chips chips Ice cream ice cream ice cream, ice cream ah, ah, ah Chips chips.
[Moans.]
Why are you up so early? I got to get to the farmer's market before all the choice stuff is gone.
Oh.
Why is BMO on your head? He is?! Chips chips.
Ice cream.
I'm onto something important.
Quit clownin' around.
Okay.
I was done anyhows.
[Distorted.]
Chips chips So, you want me to pick up any snacks? Yeah, maybe some ketchup chips? Chips.
And some kale Chips.
Chips! And some corn chips.
Chips! Okay.
Later, dude.
Later.
Chips! Ice cream! [Sighs.]
Hmm.
Nice choice! Those are two of my fave.
Chips! Yeah, we have chips.
Ice cream? Sorry.
I don't have any ice cream, but I know who does.
[Whistles.]
Hey, John! Yo! I gots a customer for yous! I'll bag these for you.
Enjoy and stay awesome.
Yo! I got ice creams! Ice cream? I recommend the hamburger flavor.
Also, the pizza flavor is tremendous! Do you have taco? One second! One taco flavored.
You have the best! You have the best, out-of-this-world day.
What's your spectacular choice? [Gasps.]
No.
No! Stay away! You can't make me take them back! Oh, hey, Morty Rogers.
Ice cream! Aaaaaaah! Tremendous! [Panting.]
No more chips.
No more ice cream.
Beans.
That's what regular-sized-ear folks eat.
Regular old Morty Rogers.
Aaaaaaah! [Groaning.]
[Inhales sharply.]
[Mid-tempo music plays.]
[Record needle scratches, record skipping.]
Oh! I hope the record is not scratched or chipped.
Chip? Ice cream.
Chips.
Chips chips chips.
Ice creeeeam.
Chips chips! Chip chip.
Ice cream! Ice cream! Hush! Hush! Hush! Noiseless, chips! Inaudible, ice cream! Nyaah! Chips chips chips chips.
Chips chips chips Ice cream ice cream.
Ice cream ice cream Chips chips chips Aah! Quiet! I thought I could just ignore them, but I can't! Chips and ice cream have to go! Listen.
Even if I could find Morty Rogers again, I don't know how to get these things to go back to him or even if they want to.
Chips chips! Ice cream! I finished with my computations! As I thought, it's a real language they are speaking Based on intonations! Chips? Chips chips chips! Ice cream? Chips chips chips! Ice cream ice cream! I know what we have to do.
How many years did I search for a rube to take my burden? What's wrong with me? You two brought me nothing but pain And I can't stop thinking of you.
But I don't want you back! I don't want you! Chips chips chips What's that? - Do you hear that? - Ice cream - It's like - Chips Ice cream I Must I Must! Ice cream, ice cream Chips, chips, chips, chips Ice cream He's here! I love you, chips and ice cream I hope you never leave No! Those are my chips and ice cream! By the light of the waxing moon, which was just unveiled by the parting clouds, transfer those two imps that have taken possession of Jake's ears to the head of the being who is watching from the window! Chips and ice cream! BMO, it's happening! No! My chips! And ice cream! Free! Noooo! Whoa.
What's going on? Chips and ice cream wanted to be free.
But they could only be released if I interrupted - the transference ritual.
- Free? I'm sorry for keeping you dudes as my prisoners for so many years.
But what am I gonna do without you?! Chips.
Ice cream.
What? Chips! Ice cream! Chips.
Ice cream.