Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s06e38 Episode Script
You Forgot Your Floaties
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time There goes, there goes! You peep it, bro? Yonder goes! Glob's helmet coming in fast! Yo, I'm zoomed in too far.
Making me sick.
See it? Sees it! Whoa, good thing it sprinkled this morning, right? This tall, wet grass feels good on my legs.
Huh, what? Who's that? I don't know.
It looks like we should've skipped brunch.
Early bird got the worm, and then the worm was his brunch.
Our brunch was sick.
Right.
Now we got the calorie fuel to jump this fool.
Oh, my truth, dude! - Is that Betty? - Betty's dead.
Disappeared doesn't always mean dead.
Eh, you're right.
She looks alive.
Alive and off the grid, snatching up Glob remnants.
I got a weird feeling in my fat basket.
Like, what does she want with Glob's helmet, and why has she got new glasses on? What do we want with Glob's helmet? Dude, we're scavengers.
Is that what we are? Okay, stealth mode.
Oh, no, man! Magic man's house! Likely, he's got Betty under a mind-control spell! Shoot, man, I don't want to deal with this guy.
He's a tough adversary, but if we hide in the trees, pinpoint his location, maybe you can sever his spine before he can do his magic on us.
Good plan! Get the spine! Whoa! Whoa! Babies! Ohh! There goes! Shh, shh! Peace.
Like a red, raw trash hatch.
You're in luck! Come on! You get to rule over my house while I'm gone for the rest of forever right here on my shelf of special friends, Margles and tiny manticore.
You promised me I would rule! How can a coward rule the roost? You escaped once and came right back.
How sad is that, huh? You gave me some kind of hostage syndrome! I need therapy! Well, Finn and Jake are heroes, so try being more like them, why don't you? Peace! Finn and Jake?! What did you do?! You monster! I would do something if I could! You hear me, magic man?! You hear me?! What's all that yelling? Little guy's sad to see me go.
Well, there it is what remains of your brother, Glob.
What remains? Tell me what remains Some loser smashed out your brains End of song.
So, this thing's really gonna transmute you into the new Glob? Of course, and then I'm gonna make it rain on Mars in a bad way.
Fire up those ovens, honey! This is exciting! A little sad though, right? Which part? Your brother blowing up in space.
Doesn't that mess you up? Nothing messes me up.
I don't believe that.
Like, who is Margles, and why is there a picture of her on your shelf? Something there connects to who you are and your magic.
Someone shines a light into my dark-wizard matter, a way to unclose the circuit of magic Madness And sadness.
That's right.
M.
M.
S.
runs through all magic users.
I hung out with scores of them, all displaying varying degrees of magic Madness And sadness.
Studying these symptoms could lead me to their underlying cause, and then I'll control the forces that hold sway over Simon.
- I see.
- You see what? The coconut crab who swims in your neighbor's pool at night.
Maybe Simon's in there, too.
Who else holds their breath in there, Betty? All magic users swim in the loomy gloom.
Finn and Jake, if you can hear me, listen! There's a lady downstairs.
She thinks she can save her B.
F.
, Simon, by finding the source of magic, but she ain't gonna find Jack squat! Magic man's using her! He's gonna make her a talking skateboard or something stupid like that.
I can't help because I'm psychologically powerless! But you are heroes, and I believe in you! I believe! You hear me?! Please! Go Jake or Finn! Which ever! Save her! Wait! No! Oh, Glob, I'm sorry! I didn't plan this out! Whew! Good pump! Fire's ablaze! Pump to failure that's what weightlifters say.
So, what happens now? We sweat it out in a magic-induced trance.
My essence marinates Glob's helmet with its ancient human DNA code, which should cause it to act as a sorcerer's stone for your transmutation into the Globhead.
Which should allow me to activate my ancient martian transport.
Is this gonna change you? Will it change you? And will you be hungry after? Why don't you finish baking your famous bread, huh? This is your last chance! The dirt should break your fall, then it's up to you 'cause I'm useless.
Go! Yes! Do it! Bread's going In.
Hurry up, Betty.
All the answers to your theories as our spirits meld.
Okay, be right there! It's gonna get sweaty? The more skin mist, the better.
So, you're not afraid of what I might see in you? No, dumb-dumb.
You imagined the lock before the key.
You think this is the key, but it's a waste basket.
Flumes open! We'll see.
Smooth and gray as far as you can see.
No life grows in me.
Nothing to weed.
Nothing to seed.
Pure and perfect.
Like the marble floors of a bank.
You slide with no obstacles, forever blank.
Whoa.
It really is like he said.
Sort of cool, though.
The key.
Whoa.
Aha! Bingo! Whoa! Margles? Open your eyes, Margles.
Who's that? I'm magic man, and that's my sibling, Glob.
Hi.
Uh, could I talk to you a sec? Okay.
What's up? That's our new planetary defense system? Yeah, Margles.
Margles is your wife, dude.
My wife was taken by Golb.
This is like my tribute.
I'm gonna install her right there on Olympus mons so she can protect us from Golb.
But you named her after your wife.
Yeah, but it stands for "Magical Automated Resistance Generating Laser Energy Supplier.
" - Come again? - Whatever.
I wanted to call her Margles.
So, you used magic to make her, and you don't think your feelings for your lost wife might have compromised your spell programming? No, that's crazy.
Her appearance is just a symbol of Margles.
Why do I feel like this is the worst idea ever? What a great idea going on this hike.
Why didn't you magic us up? Uh, I guess I wanted to know more about you since I created you in a deep trance state.
All I am is in you, so know yourself, magic man.
Yeah, duh.
Okay.
To the top then! Whoa! Zaa! Okay, then, ready to initiate the install? - Yes.
- Wait, hold on.
You should come back down.
I got to stop the second coming of Golb.
Uh, he's probably not coming back.
I wish he would.
Maybe I would see you again Original you.
I looked everywhere, you know.
So what? Every dimension, every dead world.
I even wished you back in Prismo's time room.
Balls, man, that has never happened before.
But you were gone, erased, only existing here And here.
For hundreds of years, I held that sadness, until my magic and science were strong enough to create you from my nightmares.
Then let me do what you built me for.
I take it back! Aah! Don't activate, Margles! You came from me, so you got to understand! I came from Your nightmares! Unh! Ohh! Unh! Oomph! Wait, what's happening?! Aah! What the Oh, look, the bread's alive.
Betty, you see?! I see a crab emerging from a dark pool.
Oh, yeah? What does the crab say? Aaaaah! Laters! Whoa.
My sadness is gone, and my Ow! Hey! Murm, muph, maph.
Do what? Murm, muph, maph.
Turn you back? Meph! I can't.
I think I'm just a normie now.
Maybe someone in wizard city can help.
Ow! Maph, moh.
Ow! Finn, is that you and Jake? My, muh, mu, mimuh, mimuh.
Fly you to wizard city? I can't! Meh, moo, mam! Moo, mah, mu, uh! Thank you, heroes! You helped me find my courage! Mih, muh, mim, mo, muh.
What do normies do? Get smoothies or something?
Making me sick.
See it? Sees it! Whoa, good thing it sprinkled this morning, right? This tall, wet grass feels good on my legs.
Huh, what? Who's that? I don't know.
It looks like we should've skipped brunch.
Early bird got the worm, and then the worm was his brunch.
Our brunch was sick.
Right.
Now we got the calorie fuel to jump this fool.
Oh, my truth, dude! - Is that Betty? - Betty's dead.
Disappeared doesn't always mean dead.
Eh, you're right.
She looks alive.
Alive and off the grid, snatching up Glob remnants.
I got a weird feeling in my fat basket.
Like, what does she want with Glob's helmet, and why has she got new glasses on? What do we want with Glob's helmet? Dude, we're scavengers.
Is that what we are? Okay, stealth mode.
Oh, no, man! Magic man's house! Likely, he's got Betty under a mind-control spell! Shoot, man, I don't want to deal with this guy.
He's a tough adversary, but if we hide in the trees, pinpoint his location, maybe you can sever his spine before he can do his magic on us.
Good plan! Get the spine! Whoa! Whoa! Babies! Ohh! There goes! Shh, shh! Peace.
Like a red, raw trash hatch.
You're in luck! Come on! You get to rule over my house while I'm gone for the rest of forever right here on my shelf of special friends, Margles and tiny manticore.
You promised me I would rule! How can a coward rule the roost? You escaped once and came right back.
How sad is that, huh? You gave me some kind of hostage syndrome! I need therapy! Well, Finn and Jake are heroes, so try being more like them, why don't you? Peace! Finn and Jake?! What did you do?! You monster! I would do something if I could! You hear me, magic man?! You hear me?! What's all that yelling? Little guy's sad to see me go.
Well, there it is what remains of your brother, Glob.
What remains? Tell me what remains Some loser smashed out your brains End of song.
So, this thing's really gonna transmute you into the new Glob? Of course, and then I'm gonna make it rain on Mars in a bad way.
Fire up those ovens, honey! This is exciting! A little sad though, right? Which part? Your brother blowing up in space.
Doesn't that mess you up? Nothing messes me up.
I don't believe that.
Like, who is Margles, and why is there a picture of her on your shelf? Something there connects to who you are and your magic.
Someone shines a light into my dark-wizard matter, a way to unclose the circuit of magic Madness And sadness.
That's right.
M.
M.
S.
runs through all magic users.
I hung out with scores of them, all displaying varying degrees of magic Madness And sadness.
Studying these symptoms could lead me to their underlying cause, and then I'll control the forces that hold sway over Simon.
- I see.
- You see what? The coconut crab who swims in your neighbor's pool at night.
Maybe Simon's in there, too.
Who else holds their breath in there, Betty? All magic users swim in the loomy gloom.
Finn and Jake, if you can hear me, listen! There's a lady downstairs.
She thinks she can save her B.
F.
, Simon, by finding the source of magic, but she ain't gonna find Jack squat! Magic man's using her! He's gonna make her a talking skateboard or something stupid like that.
I can't help because I'm psychologically powerless! But you are heroes, and I believe in you! I believe! You hear me?! Please! Go Jake or Finn! Which ever! Save her! Wait! No! Oh, Glob, I'm sorry! I didn't plan this out! Whew! Good pump! Fire's ablaze! Pump to failure that's what weightlifters say.
So, what happens now? We sweat it out in a magic-induced trance.
My essence marinates Glob's helmet with its ancient human DNA code, which should cause it to act as a sorcerer's stone for your transmutation into the Globhead.
Which should allow me to activate my ancient martian transport.
Is this gonna change you? Will it change you? And will you be hungry after? Why don't you finish baking your famous bread, huh? This is your last chance! The dirt should break your fall, then it's up to you 'cause I'm useless.
Go! Yes! Do it! Bread's going In.
Hurry up, Betty.
All the answers to your theories as our spirits meld.
Okay, be right there! It's gonna get sweaty? The more skin mist, the better.
So, you're not afraid of what I might see in you? No, dumb-dumb.
You imagined the lock before the key.
You think this is the key, but it's a waste basket.
Flumes open! We'll see.
Smooth and gray as far as you can see.
No life grows in me.
Nothing to weed.
Nothing to seed.
Pure and perfect.
Like the marble floors of a bank.
You slide with no obstacles, forever blank.
Whoa.
It really is like he said.
Sort of cool, though.
The key.
Whoa.
Aha! Bingo! Whoa! Margles? Open your eyes, Margles.
Who's that? I'm magic man, and that's my sibling, Glob.
Hi.
Uh, could I talk to you a sec? Okay.
What's up? That's our new planetary defense system? Yeah, Margles.
Margles is your wife, dude.
My wife was taken by Golb.
This is like my tribute.
I'm gonna install her right there on Olympus mons so she can protect us from Golb.
But you named her after your wife.
Yeah, but it stands for "Magical Automated Resistance Generating Laser Energy Supplier.
" - Come again? - Whatever.
I wanted to call her Margles.
So, you used magic to make her, and you don't think your feelings for your lost wife might have compromised your spell programming? No, that's crazy.
Her appearance is just a symbol of Margles.
Why do I feel like this is the worst idea ever? What a great idea going on this hike.
Why didn't you magic us up? Uh, I guess I wanted to know more about you since I created you in a deep trance state.
All I am is in you, so know yourself, magic man.
Yeah, duh.
Okay.
To the top then! Whoa! Zaa! Okay, then, ready to initiate the install? - Yes.
- Wait, hold on.
You should come back down.
I got to stop the second coming of Golb.
Uh, he's probably not coming back.
I wish he would.
Maybe I would see you again Original you.
I looked everywhere, you know.
So what? Every dimension, every dead world.
I even wished you back in Prismo's time room.
Balls, man, that has never happened before.
But you were gone, erased, only existing here And here.
For hundreds of years, I held that sadness, until my magic and science were strong enough to create you from my nightmares.
Then let me do what you built me for.
I take it back! Aah! Don't activate, Margles! You came from me, so you got to understand! I came from Your nightmares! Unh! Ohh! Unh! Oomph! Wait, what's happening?! Aah! What the Oh, look, the bread's alive.
Betty, you see?! I see a crab emerging from a dark pool.
Oh, yeah? What does the crab say? Aaaaah! Laters! Whoa.
My sadness is gone, and my Ow! Hey! Murm, muph, maph.
Do what? Murm, muph, maph.
Turn you back? Meph! I can't.
I think I'm just a normie now.
Maybe someone in wizard city can help.
Ow! Maph, moh.
Ow! Finn, is that you and Jake? My, muh, mu, mimuh, mimuh.
Fly you to wizard city? I can't! Meh, moo, mam! Moo, mah, mu, uh! Thank you, heroes! You helped me find my courage! Mih, muh, mim, mo, muh.
What do normies do? Get smoothies or something?