The Amazing Race Canada (2013) s07e01 Episode Script

JON: The Amazing Race Canada is back, and it's coming home to race across our great country! After close to a quarter million kilometres, and five trips around the globe, we're ready to start our next adventure.
From the edge of the CN Tower, overlooking the city known as The 6ix, over a thousand feet below, nine teams of two are about to begin a race that will change their lives forever.
The nine teams are: Sarah and Sam, teammates from Toronto and Calgary, Alberta.
SAM: We are Team Canada athletes.
SAM: Ah! SARAH: I run the 400-metre hurdles.
I competed at the London 2012 Olympics.
I won a silver medal at the Pan-Am Games.
ANNOUNCER: Three-time Canadian champion SAM: I run the 100 metres, two-time Canadian champion.
In my third year university, I was named the fastest man in Canada.
I'm faster.
I'm faster.
SARAH: [laughs.]
We're gonna thrive under this pressure.
This is what we live for.
SAM: We are training for the 2020 Olympics, but first we're gonna win the Amazing Race Canada.
JON: Nicki and Aisha, best friends from Toronto NICKI: We've been friends for 17 years.
We met through basketball.
NICKI: Alley-oop and dunk! AISHA: [laughs.]
NICKI: Mm-hm! [laughter.]
NICKI: We are here to prove our friendship can withstand any terrain, any challenge, any bug.
[laughter.]
NICKI: Can women move mountains? No.
Aisha and Nicki move mountains.
AISHA: Ooh, we move mountains! JON: Anthony and James, married couple from Edmonton, Alberta ANTHONY: James was featured in a magazine article about Indigenous people, so I reached out to him on a whim.
We connected immediately, and we got married a year later.
I just assumed he was taken because he's like gorgeous.
Look at this face.
[laughs.]
[drumming and singing.]
ANTHONY: I come from the Navaho Nation.
JAMES: I grew up on a Cree reserve in Northeastern Alberta.
We carry ourselves proudly with our heritage and culture.
That's what gives us our strength.
Our team name is Team Ahkameyimok, which is Cree for "never give up.
" BOTH: Team Ahkameyimok! JON: Lauren and Joanne, sisters from Regina, Saskatchewan JOANNE: Hi, my name's Jo! LAUREN: Growing up with Joanne as a sister is like having JOANNE: Eeh Rah! LAUREN: a wild animal in your house at all times.
JOANNE: Ooh, yeah, kind of! [laughs.]
LAUREN: To get to be the first team ever to represent Saskatchewan is so special to us.
JOANNE: I've got that Prairie pride in my veins! [laughs.]
LAUREN: Get you a doctor! JON: Aarthy and Thinesh, dating couple from Vancouver AARTHY: Thinesh and I have been dating for about three years.
THINESH: She didn't like me at first.
AARTHY: "Very disliked" would be the appropriate term.
THINESH: And the rest is history.
AARTHY: [laughs.]
So cheesy! AARTHY: We totally bicker.
We think it's healthy.
THINESH: There's a lot of screaming, a lot of hands flying everywhere.
I pick and choose my battles.
AARTHY: [laughs.]
JON: Trish and Amy, friends from Toronto TRISH: I'm a mom of three.
AMY: I'm a mom of seven kids.
As soon as you hear the word "mom," the other teams are gonna be like, "They drive the kids to school, they make lunches, "and they do laundry.
" TRISH: We're nice, but we're not like pushovers.
AMY: [laughs.]
TRISH: We do triathlons together.
We're strong, and we can go the distance.
I've got her back; she's got mine.
AMY: I just do whatever she says.
TRISH: Yeah! [laughs.]
No.
JON: Meaghan and Marie, twin sisters from Halifax, Nova Scotia MARIE: I'm Marie.
MEAGHAN: I'm Meaghan.
We both live together.
We both work together.
Same sports teams.
Same schools.
Same everything.
BOTH: Aah! MEAGHAN: We want to prove to the rest of Canada that as young, proud, queer women, especially from the East Coast, we have a lot of grit and determination.
MARIE: We came here to kick ass.
JON: Gilles and Sean, grandfather and grandson from Sunderland, Ontario SEAN: He's 65.
I'm 20.
GILLES: Age means absolutely nothing.
So, before Sean came along, I had suffered from years and years of addiction.
His coming into my life just changed my life so dramatically.
This little baby taught me to be the best person that I could be.
SEAN: My mother was 16 when she had me.
I didn't have a father, so he was that male role model.
I look up to him every day.
Even when we're butting heads, he comes up to me and says, "You know what, Sean? "Have I told you I love you today?" GILLES: I love you today.
[both laugh.]
JON: Dave and Irina, married couple from Montreal, Quebec IRINA: I'm a writer and journalist, and I met Dave when I wrote a story about his career.
DAVE: Ah! Ah! DAVE: I'm a professional fighter.
I fight Burmese bare-knuckle boxing.
The only way to win is by knockout.
Boom! IRINA: Dave is champion of the world.
I go to all his fights.
I hate the other guy; I scream, "Dave, Dave, Dave! He's gonna win!" But I'm also an angel.
IRINA: That's my champion! IRINA: Dave's always in a ring.
This is a chance for me to get in the ring.
IRINA: [screams.]
IRINA: We're not gonna be hiding our emotions.
We're bad at that.
[laughs.]
[boxing bell sound effect.]
DAVE: I'm ready.
TEAMS: Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! JON: Come on, you guys! Come on! TEAMS: Yes! [applause.]
JON: Welcome to Toronto, everyone, and welcome to season seven of the Amazing Race Canada! [cheering & applause.]
JON: You're about to begin an adventure that will change your life forever.
[cheering.]
JON: This season, we asked Canadians from coast to coast to coast to vote for one team, and put them back at the starting line, so they'll have a second chance to win it all.
Are you ready to meet Canada's choice? TEAMS: Yeah! [applause.]
JON: Canada voted, and they chose JET: Guess who? JET & DAVE: We're back.
DAVE: Canada, thank you so much.
We are humbled and grateful.
JET: Great job! [laughter.]
JET: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! JET: We won three legs in season one in a row.
DAVE: Amazing.
JET: Having a second chance, it does put a lot of pressure on us.
DAVE: I don't want to say we want it more than the other teams.
JET: But we want it more.
DAVE: But we want it more.
JET: It's showtime, baby! JON: From season one, Jet and Dave! [applause & cheering.]
JET: What's up?! What's up?! [applause & cheering.]
JON: Bring it in.
Bring it in.
JET: Let's hug! Yes, Jonny! We're back, baby! JON: Are you guys happy to see them? JOANNE: They were definitely our first choice because these boys inspired us to want to race.
JET: Wow.
DAVE: That's awesome.
JET: It's obviously exciting.
It's very humbling to be Canada's choice.
ANTHONY: Everyone deserves a second chance.
I also think it's their first chance to go home for the second time.
DAVE: Yikes.
JON: Let's get down to it.
Do you want to know what you're racing for? TEAMS: Yeah! [applause & cheering.]
JON: Here we go! For the team that makes it to the final leg and crosses the finish line first, you will win the all-new 2019 Chevrolet Blazer RS, one for each of you.
[applause.]
JON: A once-in-a-lifetime trip for two around the world A quarter of a million dollars cash And the Amazing Race Canada! [applause & cheering.]
JON: Alright, you guys, here we go.
Good luck Race safe JON: Go! SARAH: Go! Run! DAVE: Up, up, up, up, up! RACER: Get your bag! RACER: Go, go, go, go, go! SEAN: Take your bag, take your bag, take your bag! AARTHY: Alright, let's do this.
DAVE: Route info.
Make your way to Extreme Reach Recording Studios and search outside for your next clue.
LAUREN: In this leg, there are two Express Passes up for grabs.
JOANNE: Oh! Taxi, taxi, taxi! JET: Here, this is good.
This is good.
GILLES: Can you pop the trunk? SEAN: It's nuts! My heart is just pounding here.
GILLES: Take a breath.
SEAN: Breathe, breathe.
SARAH: This is such a rush! NICKI: I know, this is crazy! AISHA: Go, go! [laughter.]
NICKI: Amazing Race Canada! Oo-oo-ooh! SEAN: We're scared of Canada's Choice, Jet and Dave.
They kind of ruined my day.
JET: You would think being, you know, our second kick at it, you know, we'd be a lot calmer, a little more composed.
No, wrong.
DAVE: There's a team right there.
IRINA: You're going down.
Ha! Extreme Reach Recording Studios.
DAVE: First to the clue box.
Woo! DAVE: Roadblock.
IRINA: Who can hear the lion roar? [roaring.]
JON: In this Roadblock, one racer will step up to the Mic and record their voice to the trailer of Disney's highly anticipated The Lion King.
VOICE: You must take your place in the circle of life.
JON: First, racers must sit with an audio engineer, and rehearse the exact timing of this voiceover script.
VOICE: Run away, Simba, and never return.
JON: When they are ready, they will head into one of these two studios to perfectly time their voice to The Lion King trailer.
Once the racers deliver a screen-worthy take, the director will give them their next clue.
DAVE: Irina's gonna do it.
IRINA: I'm gonna do it.
JET: I can do it, man.
DAVE: That was a close race.
I'm Dave too.
DAVE: Dave? DAVE: Nice to meet you, brother.
IRINA: Let's do this.
JET: I'm recording my voice into the world of Disney's The Lion King.
Life's not fair [overlapping with movie voice.]
Is it, my little friend? DAVE: This guy sleeps in Lion King pyjamas every night.
JET: Ah! How dare you? DAVE: He's gonna nail this.
JET: Begging for scraps Not bad.
IRINA: Run away, Simba, and never return.
IRINA: So I'm trying to figure out when each line starts, and re-watching it over and over again, remembering that okay, when the screen goes dark VOICE: Begging for scraps.
IRINA: This is when I have to start talking.
IRINA: Man, I've gotta get the timing right.
Oh my god.
GILLES: There's the box.
There's the box.
SEAN: Come on! Come on! GILLES: Who can hear the lion roar? SEAN: That's me! AISHA: Record your voice into the world of Disney! ANTHONY: The Lion King! Yes! VOICE: the circle of life.
AISHA: Beautiful.
Oh my god.
Dreams.
NICKI: Aisha is an actor, so I feel like this is her forte, like come on.
AISHA: Hi, guys.
OFF-CAMERA: Head on into the booth.
AISHA: I have a degree in acting.
I've done a lot of improv.
Im'a share my voice.
DIRECTOR: So, are you ready to go? AISHA: I think so.
DIRECTOR: Great.
Go ahead.
DIRECTOR: Cut.
Go back and practice.
AISHA: Oh, wow.
[roaring.]
AISHA: I thought I had this My acting career! This is horrible! MAN: Aisha, how'd it go? AISHA: Not so good, clearly! JET: One-take Jake over here! AISHA: Oh, yeah, we'll see about that! JET: She was a little egotistical.
That's my job.
DIRECTOR: Cut.
JET: I got to my second line and she said "cut," so that's not good.
SEAN: Run away, Simba, and never return.
ANTHONY: And never return.
Holy crap, this is hard.
SAM: I can hear a lion roar today.
MEAGHAN: I can.
MARIE: Sure.
JOANNE: I'll do it.
LAUREN: Okay, cool.
AARTHY: Okay, he's going to do it.
DAVE: I'm so happy because audio and voice, she's the one.
IRINA: Okay, let's try it.
[roaring.]
IRINA: Oh! I'm so happy.
Thank you.
IRINA: One attempt.
DAVE: It's the Lion Queen here! SAM: You're doing well.
SEAN: Oh man! IRINA: We're team number one! JON: Teams must make their way to the Ontario Food Terminal, the largest wholesale fruit and produce distribution centre in the entire country.
Once here, teams must search through 100,000 square feet of cold storage, spread over eight different rooms, find two halves of a postcard that will reveal their next destination.
DAVE: That's how you win the Amazing Race Canada.
[laughter.]
IRINA: Okay, calm down! SEAN: Oh my god, that put way more pressure on it! DIRECTOR: Cut.
Not good enough.
SEAN: Oh my god! It's knowing the timing.
TRISH & AMY: Who can hear the lion roar? TRISH: I'll do it.
AMY: You do it.
TRISH: Woo! You made it! AMY: Look how many teams are here already.
We're from Toronto and know this city.
We are the last team to arrive.
That really sucks.
[roaring.]
TRISH: Can I do it one more time? JOANNE: Others spend their lives in the dark DIRECTOR: Cut! JOANNE: Pfft.
We're rolling again, sir! AISHA: Begging for scraps.
AISHA: No? THINESH: A true king-- DIRECTOR: Cut! THINESH: It's the timings.
TRISH: Begging DIRECTOR: Cut! ANTHONY: Begging DIRECTOR: [laughs.]
MEAGHAN: I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go.
MEAGHAN: Stop.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
So it's cues.
It's good, it's good, it's good.
I don't actually have to memorize the whole thing.
Keep going.
SAM: I've got to memorize these lines.
While some spend their lives Why is this so hard? While some are born to feast, others SARAH: Sam and I are both athletes.
Coming first challenge in to be like a memoriZation, or whatever this might be, out of our comfort zone.
SAM: You must take your place in the circle of I'm gonna try this.
Run away, Simba, and never return.
SAM: Oh my gosh! The lines are there, and I'm here memoriZing! Ugh! I've wasted so much time.
Now I'm just going to watch this.
Oh! I just need to get the timing right.
Oh my goodness, this is [sighs.]
Lord, help me.
(Elephants trumpeting) Male voice: It is time.
(Sneeze) JET: You must take your place One, two in the circle of life.
Chills.
I felt it too! Let's do it! AISHA: Begging for scraps.
Frig, Aisha! This is when you frigging say it.
I'm totally ready.
DIRECTOR: Great read.
JET: Oh! [makes roaring sound.]
AISHA: In the circle of life.
AISHA: [laughs.]
Yes! Oh my god! NICKI: Oh my god! SEAN: This is rough! JET: Read the clue.
DAVE: Make your way to the Ontario Food Terminal and collect both halves of a postcard.
NICKI: Do you know where the Ontario Food Terminal is? IRINA: We're looking for DAVE: Nobody's going to expect the model and the fighter to be first.
BOTH: Ontario Food Terminal.
DAVE: There! There, there! Woo! [honking noise.]
IRINA: It's in one of these rooms.
We have to find two halves of the same postcard that will give us our next destination.
DAVE: Oh my god, it's massive! IRINA: It all looks the same.
JET: Oh, man, I'll tell you.
It's not warm in here.
IRINA: Jet and Dave are here.
Focus! DAVE: You look that side.
I look this side.
AISHA: When you got lemons, you make lemonade.
IRINA: Other teams are starting to arrive.
Babe, babe, babe, babe! I found it, found it, found it! DAVE: What, what? Aah! Okay, I'm looking for the second half.
We have to find it ASAP.
Eyes of the tiger.
SAM: Run away, Simba DIRECTOR: Cut.
SAM: This is just hard.
I feel so much pressure.
THINESH: Run away, Simba, and never return.
DIRECTOR: Not good enough.
THINESH: Hello, again! It's all timing.
That's all it is.
JOANNE: Others spend their lives in the dark begging for scraps.
Ear twitch, okay.
SEAN: Begging for scraps.
Thank you.
TRISH: Okay, I'll try again.
ANTHONY: Okay, take it from the top.
MEAGHAN: Here we go.
This is it.
MEAGHAN: You must take your place ALL: in the circle of life.
[roaring.]
MEAGHAN: Woo! Let's get out of here! Marie! TRISH: Oh my god, thank you so much! SARAH: Oh! Oh! SEAN: Let's go! Where's my bag? Where's my bag? GILLES: Right there.
JOANNE: We're going! LAUREN: Let's go, buddy! JOANNE: I'm the Lion King! SARAH: Bye! ANTHONY: This is #stressful.
[laughs.]
AARTHY: We're the last two teams.
SARAH: It's scary.
It's really scary.
We have cabs out there.
It's okay.
It's okay.
JET: Oh, Dave, Dave, Dave.
Uh, "wish you were here.
" DAVE: It's the first half.
Let's go find the second one.
DAVE: Okay, maybe it's in the next room.
IRINA: I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm freaking out right now.
JET: Aah! Aah! Ah-ah! DAVE: Yes, my man! JET: Kamloops, BC? DAVE: Let's go.
We've gotta get there first! JET: Oh, right, right, right! JON: Teams must now make their way to Toronto's Pearson International Airport, where they'll sign up for one of two separate flights, landing 30 minutes apart in Kamloops, British Columbia.
They'll also be able to stock up on an assortment of Cliff Bars to keep them energiZed along the race.
DAVE: The other team's still looking.
DAVE: Oh, I got one, babe! Is that the other side? IRINA: Oh, yes! DAVE: Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! IRINA: Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go! NICKI: Oh, Aisha! This is the other side! AISHA: Yes! NICKY: Woo! NICKI: I think we're still third, so we should be on the first flight out.
DAVE: Like, we don't even have competition on this season.
We're Canada's choice, honestly.
IRINA: I like that.
JET: Find the Cliff Bar signup board.
DAVE: Right there.
JET: Just like that.
Team number one.
DAVE: We did it.
Atta boy.
Dude, Cliff Bars.
JET: Oh! IRINA: Let's go.
DAVE: We're second.
BOTH: Aah! IRINA: Okay, we have to beat Jet and Dave.
You know that, right? DAVE: Yeah.
NICKI: We're on flight one! AISHA: Perfect! JET: Oh, who's that? DAVE: Oh, look who it is.
Oh! JET: I'm Jet, by the way.
IRINA: Irina.
JET: Irina.
DAVE: We're second to add our names on the board.
Jet and Dave got a bit lucky on us.
IRINA: It's pure luck.
DAVE: Bringing losers from other seasons is not a real threat, just another team that we have to eliminate.
IRINA: You know that he's the champion of the world? JET: Just the world? IRINA: We're gonna see who's going to get knocked out here.
DAVE: There is trash talking, and then there's that.
TRISH: [gasps.]
Amy! Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy! TRISH: Kamloops, BC.
Let's go.
AMY: Watch out, the moms are coming.
LAUREN: Oh my god, are we going to Kamloops? JOANNE: [squeals.]
LAUREN: Oh my god, Jo, we could be on the first flight! MARIE: Fly to Kamloops, British Columbia.
Okay.
Let's go.
SEAN: Are you looking on that side? GILLES: I haven't been looking on that side.
SEAN: Oh, god! THINESH: Run away, Simba, and never return.
AARTHY: Maybe I should have done it.
I don't know.
I think T thinks he's letting me down, and he's not.
THINESH: Oh my god! Let's go! AARTHY: I love you! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! THINESH: We're not last.
I just didn't want to let you down.
AARTHY: You'll never let me down.
THINESH: Aw I love you.
SAM: Life's SARAH: It's crazy because I never expected to be in this position.
I just want to see him come through that door.
SAM: You must take your place in the circle of life.
[roaring sound.]
SAM: I'm so sorry.
SARAH: Sam, don't even worry about it.
We've got this.
Anything can happen.
It's anybody's game.
It's always anybody's game.
MEAGHAN: Go! Go, go! TRISH: Let's go.
MEAGHAN: We passed the moms.
AMY: We passed the twins! LAUREN: I cannot believe we did that.
JOANNE: We are in fourth place! LAUREN: Woo! JOANNE: Yes! TRISH: So we made it onto flight one.
We have an advantage over the next five teams! Woo! MEAGHAN: Oh, no.
Damn.
We're on fight number two.
Honestly, I really hoping we were going to be on the first flight.
So it's a huge disadvantage.
DAVE: Lauren.
JOANNE: And Joanne! DAVE: Joanne.
JOANNE: Yeah, nice to meet you.
DAVE: Nice to meet you.
Let's see this.
That's Saskatchewan.
JOANNE: That is the Prairies.
DAVE: We're big Rider fans.
Huge.
JOANNE: Like actually just met Jet and Dave.
Like, they are like my heroes.
I'm just mind-blown.
JET: Flight number one, baby.
DAVE: We're on the first flight, and also on our flight, Dave and Irina, Nicki and Aisha, Trish and Amy, and Lauren and Joanne.
Hopefully we can keep that lead.
JON: All teams are now traveling nearly 4,000 kilometres on two separate flights, 30 minutes apart, from Toronto, via Vancouver, to Kamloops, British Columbia.
JON: Here, amongst the mountain peaks' arid desert, 10 teams will race through the streets of Kamloops, as they compete for first place and two Express Passes.
Once they touch down DAVE: Let's go, baby.
JOANNE: Woo! JON: they'll move into the 2019 Chevrolet Colorado ZR2.
LAUREN: You want it? JON: where they'll find their next clue.
IRINA: Roadblock.
LAUREN: Who likes mind games? JON: In this Roadblock, the racer that didn't perform the previous Roadblock is gonna have to zip into action.
Woo-hoo-hoo! JON: and soar 1,000 feet across the now dormant Ajax copper mine on a zipline, hanging 100 feet above the water below.
Then the racer will release this yellow ball at just the right moment, so it lands inside this floating target.
JON: Woo-hoo-hoo! JON: Once they've nailed the target, they'll receive their next clue.
AISHA: Here, go! NICKI: Yay, yeah! LAUREN: Alright, let's do it.
DAVE: Somehow, we are number one.
Navigator of the year back there.
JET: Oh, thanks for not making me say it.
DAVE: I have no idea what I'm about to do, but it looks extreme.
It's windy, man.
You know, I don't love heights.
I don't love heights.
JET: Oh, wow, I'm a little jealous.
DAVE: So, if you fall from this height, do you die? MAN: There you go.
JET: Oh, here he comes! DAVE: Oh, wow.
JET: Okay, a shot.
Looks good Oh! Drat! Okay.
DAVE: Ugh, the wind is just insane.
NICKI: Oh, oh! Is everyone here? AISHA: No, honey.
NICKI: Oh, my goodness! What? Wah! JET: Is she afraid of heights at all? AISHA: No! This is why this is a perfect challenge for her.
NICKI: I'm a basketball player.
I've got this on the block.
[screams.]
Wind, cooperate with me! Cooperate, cooperate, cooperate.
AISHA: Aah! NICKI: I'm getting it the second try! DAVE: Woo! Are there a couple of trucks there already, or what? DAVE: Another team just rolled up.
JOANNE: We're fourth.
I don't see moms.
LAUREN: Okay.
DAVE: The wind is blowing like crazy.
Because we're flying forward, so a little bit before.
IRINA: I'm always 100% confident in my husband's abilities.
He's a winner in life, and he's a winner in this challenge.
I know he's gonna get it.
DAVE: Come on, Dave.
Get the lead.
Get the lead.
IRINA: He's gonna get it on the first try, 100%.
JET: What happens if he doesn't? Ooh.
IRINA: It's not a question.
DAVE: Woo-hoo! JET: Oh, he's waiting too long.
He's waiting way too long.
DAVE: Yeah! Woo! The brain! IRINA: Yes, yes, yes! I told you! In your face! JET: That's a shame.
DAVE: Woo! DAVE: Geeze! IRINA: I love you so much.
IRINA: Drive yourselves to Circle Creek Ranch, and search the grounds for your next clue.
Winner couple! DAVE: Argh! That's frustrating.
JOANNE: Haven't seen the moms yet.
AISHA: Yeah, that's good.
TRISH: Where do I go left, Amy? AMY: You haven't given me a chance to look at where we're going yet.
TRISH: So we're just going to breathe, and you're just going to dial in and look.
There's only one road out of the airport.
AMY: Okay, well TRISH: Yeah, there's only one road.
AMY: [inaudible.]
Road is way down here.
TRISH: Amy, just tell me where to go.
TRISH: We're older than the other teams, and we're quite familiar with maps, so this is so frustrating.
We're going to lose our first flight advantage.
Ten more to go.
AMY: I don't know.
Argh! TRISH: Where am I going? AMY: You're gonna make a right.
TRISH: Right here? AMY: I wouldn't have gone that way.
TRISH: Okay, so tell me which way to go.
AMY: We're very, very different.
TRISH: Amy gets me to take a little more time, and I get her to get out of her head, and go like, "We've gotta go.
" AMY: I know where we are.
I just don't know where we're going.
Let's go! GILLES: So we've gotta find Ajax Mine.
I'm gonna see if I can find that on the map.
SEAN: Okay, right now, I'm following teams.
MARIE: I've never driven a truck before, that's for sure.
SARAH: Kamloops seems beautiful.
So far, I'm looking more at the map than up.
AARTHY: Who's in front of us? THINESH: Anthony and James.
ANTHONY: We've been here a bunch.
The streets are really confusing.
We actually got some maps.
DAVE: I think I might try and throw it harder.
I've gotta get this.
We have to get out of here.
JET: Okay, here goes Dave! We got here first.
Dave and Irina, they're gone.
Nicki and Aisha are here.
Lauren and Joanne are here.
Fun and games time is over.
JET: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Here we go.
There we go.
Drive yourself to Circle Creek Ranch, and search the grounds for your next clue.
Don't know where that is.
DAVE: Okay.
JET: As the navigator, it's my job to follow the map, but I don't have a map.
Risky business, as they say.
DAVE: Baby, there's a clue right there.
I see the clue box.
IRINA: Route marker.
Play it by ear.
JON: Here, at Circle Creek Ranch, racers will need to search this herd of 30 feisty yearlings to find their next location written on the tab attached to the ear of one of these cows.
Once they've gotten close enough to spot their next destination Colleen the rancher will give them their next clue.
DAVE: So it looks like the next destination on IRINA: On the ears of the cattle, yeah.
DAVE: Hey, hey! You guys want to fight? I don't mind fighting.
I'm a fighter.
[cows mooing.]
DAVE: Hey, hey, hey! IRINA: They're so afraid and so scared that they like do all these movements.
DAVE: Well, okay, it's gonna be tough.
And I just stepped in poo-poo! [horse neighs.]
ANTHONY: There it is.
Ah TRISH: No, get lost.
As if.
TRISH: Anthony and James, they are in front of us.
As if ! ANTHONY: Go, James! TRISH: You've got this.
You've got this, go! AMY: We had the advantage of the early flight, but a team from the later flight actually surpassed us.
NICKI: Oh my goodness.
Alright, Nicki, here we go.
AISHA: Come on.
Drop it now.
Drop it now.
Drop it now.
Drop it now.
NICKI: This is so crazy.
SARAH & SAM: Yes! SAM: We know where to go.
SARAH: Go, go, go! AARTHY: Yes! So we're not really lost! THINESH: Oh! AARTHY: Sorry! GILLES: I see something.
SEAN: There's a bunch of people over there.
GILLES: That looks like it.
NICKI: All the teams are arriving! Argh! MEAGHAN: Marie, you've got this, honey! Go, go, go! You've got this, Marie! NICKI: Is there anybody who's not here yet at all? AARTHY: No, everyone's here.
LAUREN: Oh, man, this is so cool.
JOANNE: Yeah, Lauren! You got it, buddy! Come on! LAUREN: We're all fighting against the wind, so I decide to put a backspin on the ball.
Go, go, go! No Woo! JOANNE: I love you! IRINA: Ah, move-- Stop moving, babe.
Just try to approach them slowly and friendly.
DAVE: They run away, baby.
IRINA: If you're not moving, the cow doesn't move either.
DAVE: Kamloops Bike Ranch.
Boom.
RANCHER: That's correct.
DAVE: Yes, yes! IRINA: Okay, babe, yeah, no time for that.
We should go.
Okay, seriously.
Drive yourself to the Kamloops Bike Ranch.
BOTH: Pitstop! JON: Teams must find their way to the Kamloops Bike Ranch, a 65-acre bike park carved out of the rugged mountain terrain.
Surrounded by high-flying pro-athletes, teams will drop in on the first Pitstop of the race.
The last team to check in here may be eliminated.
IRINA: We're going to Kamloops Bike Ranch to see Jon at the first Pitstop! DAVE: Pitstop, woo! Let's go! GILLES: Come on, Gilles, let's do this the first time.
SEAN: Think about it! Evaluate it! Know what you've gotta do! SEAN: My grandfather is such a daredevil.
Who, at the age of 65, would even dream of doing something like this? GILLES: Argh! Way short! Nah! SEAN: Come on! I'm hoping he feeds off that a little bit.
GILLES: Argh SARAH: This is our chance to make up a ton of ground.
SAM: Sarah is the type, she goes after it.
She's gonna kill it.
We're hungry.
We're coming from last.
SAM: Yes! First try! SARAH: [screams.]
SARAH: We're not at the back of the pack! Woo! SAM: That's right.
JET: We want Circle Creek Ranch.
DAVE: So, then, where am I going? Navigate, navigator.
JET: Okay, navigate to the youngest person with the newest phone, then.
JET: Excuse me Hi.
Do you have a phone that we can search directions? DAVE: But look, it said that that road is off [inaudible.]
.
Alright, thank you.
JET: Thanks, amigo.
I'm starting to think there's some value in getting a map.
AMY: Really, really windy.
TRISH: I'm just hopeful.
It would do me a lot of good to get out of here because we're terrible with directions, apparently.
AMY: Yeah! [both scream.]
AISHA: You got this, boo! NICKI: Push it down.
Ah AISHA: Yes! Woo! NICKY: Yeah! AISHA: Let's go.
Let's go, let's go, let's go! MARIE: I need to count.
1, 2, 3.
MEAGHAN: Drop it! MEAGHAN: We're moving on.
We're good.
ANTHONY: Ahkameyimok! JAMES: Woo! ANTHONY: Woo! Good job! THINESH: You got this, baby! Be confident! AARTHY: It just sucks to run a race being always in the last two.
It's just pressure.
It's a lot of pressure.
Okay.
My biggest fear is letting Thinesh down.
AARTHY: [screams.]
THINESH: Yes! I love you! Woo! You're the best! SEAN: We're last.
GILLES: Okay, thank you.
SEAN: You always say it, where there's a Gilles, there's a way! Show me that way! This is all you! Come on! GILLES: Oh, no! SEAN: We're last.
If he doesn't get this one right now, I'm thinking this might be it.
SEAN: Come on! Get this done! Let us leave! GILLES: Aah, damn! This is so frustrating! Wow! SEAN: At this point, I need a team to mess up for us to get through this game.
JET: We're headed to Circle Creek Ranch.
We initially got some directions which seemed to make a lot of sense.
DAVE: We're turning this ship around.
JET: Yeah.
DAVE: We've gone too far.
I'm convinced of it.
JOANNE: Who just got here? LAUREN: Probably Jet and Dave.
JOANNE: Oh, I'd die.
LAUREN: Oh, no! JOANNE: We got Sam and Sarah.
LAUREN: How did they beat us? Let's go find cows.
LAUREN: Just go slow because they get scared.
SAM: Yeah.
We're hoping if we work together, none of us are eliminated.
LAUREN: Little guy, little guy.
Up front.
Front side of his ear.
Okay JOANNE: Just get down.
Nice and soft.
Don't worry.
LAUREN: Kamloops Bike Ranch.
JOANNE: We got it? SARAH: Thanks very much.
Great job! Thanks, guys.
LAUREN: We are headed to our first Pitstop.
Gimme that Cliff Bar.
I am hungry! IRINA: The Bike Ranch.
DAVE: Jon, baby, we're coming for you! DAVE: Woo! IRINA: Hey, babe, babe, babe! Oh, yes! DAVE: We're coming in! I love you so much.
JON: Come on, you guys! Bring it in! WOMAN: Welcome to Kamloops, British Columbia.
DAVE: You know what I want to hear.
JON: Dave and Irina, you're team number one! IRINA: [cheering.]
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! JON: You have won a trip for two to Cape Town, South Africa.
DAVE: Oh, that's her dream! IRINA: That's where I want to go! DAVE: Woo! IRINA: I can't believe this! Yeah, okay, I'm with you.
[laughs.]
JON: And that's not all you've won.
As winners of this leg of the race, you have won DAVE & IRINA: Yes.
JON: Two Express Passes.
BOTH: Yeah! DAVE: Woo! JON: One for you to use, and one for you to give away by the end of the third leg of the race.
DAVE: Guess who has the Express Pass, baby.
Woo! IRINA: We do! IRINA: Woo-hoo! MARIE: Hello.
Hello.
Oh, this is way harder than I thought.
NICKI: Howdy! ANTHONY: Moo! JAMES: Don't do that.
I grew up on a farm.
ANTHONY: Moo! JAMES: I don't think this is helping them.
AMY: Moo.
TRISH: Amy! AMY: They're going to charge at me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't make eye contact.
AISHA: So close.
It's so tiny.
MARIE: Kamloops Bike Ranch? RANCHER: Congratulations.
You're correct.
MARIE: Thank you so much.
Perfect.
I know exactly where we're going.
MEAGHAN: [laughs.]
MARIE: Friggin' right, I got it.
LAUREN: Kamloops Bike Ranch.
I don't know where we're going.
If you see anywhere that looks like a good spot to stop and ask someone, go for it.
SARAH: Do you know where Kamloops Bike Ranch is? SAM: Do you know which direction it is? You have no idea? Argh [cow mooing.]
JAMES: Kamloops Bike Ranch.
Anthony TRISH: Amy, Amy! RANCHER: Congratulations.
AISHA: The moms got it, eh? ANTHONY: Thank you so much.
AISHA: We're the only ones in here right now.
AMY: Kids, we're going to the Pitstop, baby! ANTHONY: We're going to see Jonny! NICKI: They're all literally right in front of us, all the clues.
AISHA: I know.
They're taunting us.
THINESH: Yee-haw! Hey, guys.
NICKI: Oh my goodness.
SARAH: Jon! JON: Come on, you guys, Sarah and Sam, hustle it up! Bring it in, bring it in, you guys! [applause.]
JON: Sarah and Sam, Meaghan and Marie, Lauren and Joanne, you guys are teams number 2, 3, and 4! TEAMS: [cheering & laughing.]
JON: Sarah and Sam, from the back of the pack to second place.
SARAH: We had to remain focused, and like get our minds right.
LAUREN: This is gonna be a ridiculously competitive race.
It's one leg at a time.
DAVE: I am so not confident that we are heading in the right direction.
DAVE: Being lost on the Amazing Race Canada is the worst feeling in the world.
DAVE: Do we ask? Should we turn? Let's just go up here.
JET: Hello.
Wondering if you can help us with directions.
So we're looking for Circle Creek Ranch.
Can we come around and look? MAN: This is Kamloops here.
I know this road now.
This is, um It's probably about 80 kilometres to Kamloops.
Wondering if you can help us with directions.
Circle Creek Ranch.
MAN: It's probably about 80 kilometres to Kamloops.
JET: That's bad.
We can go from first to worst so quickly.
DAVE: But, I don't know, anything can happen, right? GILLES: Come on.
I gotta get it this time.
SEAN: We are last.
It sucks thinking that the first leg you're done.
GILLES: I gotta get this now.
I have no choice.
My partner will kill me.
SEAN: Come on Come on GILLES: Yeah! Finally! Why couldn't I have done that the first time?! GILLES: Circle Creek Ranch.
Sorry, Sean.
Did the best I could.
SEAN: I know.
That's all that matters.
GILLES: Nah.
ANTHONY: Kamloops Bike Ranch.
We've gone too far.
I think I just misread the map.
Oh my god, this sucks.
ANTHONY: I'm like freaking out.
Luckily my hubby, the calm to my chaos, is there right now.
JAMES: Just take some breaths.
Do you know where the Kamloops Bike Park is? Go ask his phone, Anthony.
AMY: [screams.]
JON: Trish and Amy, you're team number five.
TRISH & AMY: [screaming.]
TRISH: We just finished leg one! We're so happy! AARTHY: Maybe stop moving for a second.
Okay.
AISHA: Kamloops something.
NICKI: That's the first word? AISHA: Kamloops Bike Ranch.
THINESH: Kamloops Bike Ranch.
AISHA: We're heading to the Pitstop! It's gonna be a mad dash.
SEAN: I will swim in cow manure if it means doing this.
AARTHY: Oh god, is that them? Gilles and Sean.
This is still anybody's game.
They can go in there, get the first cow.
[cow mooing.]
GILLES: This is home.
I worked and managed a dairy farm for years.
It might be this one, Sean.
SEAN: One minute.
[cows mooing.]
SEAN: Wait, look at me.
Both of these cows.
[cow mooing.]
GILLES: Wrong cow.
SEAN: Wrong cow.
AISHA: Kamloops Bike Ranch.
NICKI: Yo, my heart is like beating so bad.
AISHA: We should look for the bike trail, and go down the bike trail.
NICKI: Yeah.
AISHA: I want to just say this because bikes are on it.
But I don't know.
I think it's straight.
Yeah, I think here.
I just want to see Jon.
Aah! NICKI: Careful, careful! AISHA: If I were Jon, where would I be? NICKI: He's probably at the very bottom.
I hope we're going the right way.
I see nothing.
ANTHONY: Okay, we have to search.
THINESH: They just made it.
We gotta find Jon.
JON: Nice hustle, nice hustle.
Watch your step.
JON: Bring it in, guys.
Bring it in.
Anthony, James, Aarthy, Thinesh THINESH: Yes.
JON: You guys are teams number 6 and 7.
[all cheering.]
THINESH: Yes! THINESH: We're not last, baby! AARTHY: We don't suck! NICKI: [breathing heavily.]
This is never ending.
Where is this guy? Wah! GILLES: That one over here.
There's one here, Sean.
SEAN: No, no, no.
GILLES: Follow me.
Follow me.
Kamloops Bike Ranch.
SEAN: The last team to check in may be eliminated.
GILLES: Uh, okay.
The bike ranch is not on my map at all.
Darn, I should have got a map of Kamloops itself.
SEAN: I think this is it for us.
[sighs.]
JET: Circle Creek Ranch.
DAVE: I hope I get to do some dressage, the most beautiful of the horse dances.
[horse neighing.]
[cow mooing.]
JET: Do they do those back-kick things? DAVE: Oh, yeah.
JET: Yee-ow! He's kicking at me.
If I am in last, I hope I do get gored.
AISHA: If I were Jon, where would I be? NICKI: We can't find him anywhere.
AISHA: That's nuts.
AISHA: We start walking, and walking, and walking.
NICKI: We gotta keep moving, though.
We can't just AISHA: I know, but I don't know if we should keep moving back inwards or back outwards.
NICKI: Oh my gosh! [both sigh.]
DAVE: Oh, he's a red.
He's a ginger.
It's Jon Montgomery! JET: Kamloops DAVE: Okay, stop.
Slow, slow.
Kamloops Bike Ranch? RANCHER: Here's your next clue.
JET: The last team to check in may be eliminated.
Here we go.
SEAN: Let's do it.
We're looking for Kamloops Bike Ranch.
WOMAN: Turn right on Summit Drive.
SEAN: Write that.
Do you have a pen? GILLES: What did she just say? You heard it too.
GILLES: Right now, we're trusting that last girl's advice.
SEAN: If not GILLES: If not, we're definitely out of this.
AISHA: If I were Jon, where would I be? What if it's back at the top? Wait, wait, wait.
Look up, look up.
Oh my god! NICKI: He's right there.
We have to climb this mountain.
I like the Stairmaster, but like, geeze! JET: You never know.
You never know in this race.
Is that Jon up there? SEAN: Bike ranch! GILLES: Come on, I gotta go.
SEAN: I'll grab the bags.
GILLES: Let's not get run over by a bike right at the end.
NICKI: Don't stop.
JON: Come on, fellas! I got the bags in sight! Bring it in, you guys.
Nice work.
SEAN: Come on, old man! JON: [laughs.]
Nicki and Aisha, Gilles, Sean, you are teams number 8 and 9.
SEAN: Yeah! GILLES: [laughing.]
SEAN: Yeah! Yeah! GILLES: [laughing.]
SEAN: That's how we do it! GILLES: Hoo-hoo-hoo! SEAN: Woo! We were for sure we were done! We persevered, and here we are! Woo! JET: Jon, you waited! JON: Jet and Dave JET: Jon! JON: You are the last team to arrive.
I am sorry to tell you this, but that means you've been eliminated from the race.
DAVE: Again.
JET: Yeah.
Yeah.
JON: Can you guys believe it? DAVE: This is like the worst thing that could have happened, coming back and being the first eliminated, after being voted in.
JET: To be voted back, even one leg, I'm not taking that for granted.
Canada, thank you.
DAVE: We are so grateful to get this second chance, and I think that's why this loss is so gut-wrenching.
I'm honoured to run the race a second time with my buddy, and there's no one I'd rather run it with.
JON: Sorry to see you go, but DAVE: Last time? JON: Bring it in, boys.
DAVE: Aah! Hey, Jon, this is worth it! It's suddenly worth it! JET: Ay-ay-ay.
DAVE: We learned a hard lesson.
Maps are very important.
They actually show you locations.
Maps are great.
Hey, Canada, get more maps.
[laughter.]
JON: Next time on The Amazing Race Canada AISHA: Road trip! AISHA & NICKI: Woo! JON: Teams hit road and race to Revelstoke, British Columbia! GILLES: Aah, great! JON: where it's full steam ahead for some AARTHY: Choo-choo! DAVE: I want to be first! IRINA: Oh, I hate this so much! JON: and a slap in the face for others.
MEAGHAN: Marie, paddle right.
Paddle left.
JON: At the Roadblock, the competition kicks into high gear, and leaves some racers AARTHY: Oh my god! JOANNE: Aah! JON: in the dust.