Regular Show (2010) s07e02 Episode Script
The Parkie Awards
Yes, yes! Thank you.
And welcome to the annual parkie awards.
Now, we have a truly staggering Even grueling Number of awards to hand out tonight.
So let's jump right into the fun, huh?! Our first award is for best ranking.
The award for cleanest pond goes to The park with the most well-behaved children is Okay, halfway done, folks.
And for most uniform lawn Best birthday spots for healthiest trees.
Let's give it up to Harrison lake park For most fertile land! How do they do it? We've been here for four hours! What are you doing?! You're acting like children! I'm up for park manager of the year.
This is the big leagues.
Gene usually sweeps the awards, But I know for a fact that I have a chance this year.
I mean, after that embarrassing fertilizer fiasco East pines had? It's in the bag.
Well, this seems like as good a time as any That we remember the fallen.
Our park-manager brethren, None of whom had won an award but will still be missed, Despite their lack of excellence.
And now a moment of silence.
I'd like to thank wing kingdom for sponsoring this event! Before you get your angel wings, come by and get some spicy ones.
And now the award we've all been waiting for The park manager of the year award! The nominees are Kimmy gehbert from micro park.
Slicer ericson from alley way park.
Gene from east pines park.
And Benson from park.
What?! That's not the picture I told you to send! But don't you want them to know the real you, Benson? Yeah, it's honest.
And the parkie goes to Shh This is it! Ben jamin Smith! He's another guy who died.
That's food for thought.
Anyway, get up here, gene! You won! This is gene's ninth nomination and ninth win in this category.
It's his 18th win tonight.
Hey, I needed another back scratcher, am I right?! I'm runnin' out of room for these things! Well, thanks, I guess.
Here's to another 18 wins! The best of the best certainly won tonight, huh, folks? Another big thanks to wing kingdom, And we'll see you next year at the annual parkie awards! Okay, so I didn't win.
It's an honor to even be nominated.
all the dresses.
Judged by a jury of my peers.
With peers like these, who needs friends?! Hey, uh Why don't you go get some fresh air? I'm gonna get some fresh air! Jokers wouldn't know a good park from a hole in the park.
Benson took that pretty hard.
Yikes.
I'm embarrassed for him.
Man, Benson's 10 times the park manager gene is.
Look, he doesn't even care that he won.
Hah! They give awards for anything these days.
I floss twice a day Nominate me for that! Hot wings, sir? Definitely! There's just no justice in the world.
Let's grab Benson and get out of here.
Hey, Benson, how about we have a guys' night out? How's that sound? Yeah, we could do it up! We'd just need some wings, Some slo-mo explosions, a sweet ride.
That stuff's for winners Winners like gene.
He's probably out having the time of his life.
We'll see how good a time he has When he figures out this is missing! What the? Huh? Oh, my! Rigby, what are you thinking?! What better way to feel like a winner than with a real award?! Besides, he didn't even miss it.
It's the principle of the thing! What, is it because it doesn't have your name on it? Here, I'll fix it! No! We have to call gene now! We'll tell him we have his award And it's all a misunderstanding.
Gene, it's Benson.
Call me back.
It's important.
I got the machine.
Well While we're waiting to hear back, We could have a little fun! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Man, guys, what a night! I really just don't know what to say.
Well, I know what I would've said if I'd won.
And welcome to the annual parkie awards.
Now, we have a truly staggering Even grueling Number of awards to hand out tonight.
So let's jump right into the fun, huh?! Our first award is for best ranking.
The award for cleanest pond goes to The park with the most well-behaved children is Okay, halfway done, folks.
And for most uniform lawn Best birthday spots for healthiest trees.
Let's give it up to Harrison lake park For most fertile land! How do they do it? We've been here for four hours! What are you doing?! You're acting like children! I'm up for park manager of the year.
This is the big leagues.
Gene usually sweeps the awards, But I know for a fact that I have a chance this year.
I mean, after that embarrassing fertilizer fiasco East pines had? It's in the bag.
Well, this seems like as good a time as any That we remember the fallen.
Our park-manager brethren, None of whom had won an award but will still be missed, Despite their lack of excellence.
And now a moment of silence.
I'd like to thank wing kingdom for sponsoring this event! Before you get your angel wings, come by and get some spicy ones.
And now the award we've all been waiting for The park manager of the year award! The nominees are Kimmy gehbert from micro park.
Slicer ericson from alley way park.
Gene from east pines park.
And Benson from park.
What?! That's not the picture I told you to send! But don't you want them to know the real you, Benson? Yeah, it's honest.
And the parkie goes to Shh This is it! Ben jamin Smith! He's another guy who died.
That's food for thought.
Anyway, get up here, gene! You won! This is gene's ninth nomination and ninth win in this category.
It's his 18th win tonight.
Hey, I needed another back scratcher, am I right?! I'm runnin' out of room for these things! Well, thanks, I guess.
Here's to another 18 wins! The best of the best certainly won tonight, huh, folks? Another big thanks to wing kingdom, And we'll see you next year at the annual parkie awards! Okay, so I didn't win.
It's an honor to even be nominated.
all the dresses.
Judged by a jury of my peers.
With peers like these, who needs friends?! Hey, uh Why don't you go get some fresh air? I'm gonna get some fresh air! Jokers wouldn't know a good park from a hole in the park.
Benson took that pretty hard.
Yikes.
I'm embarrassed for him.
Man, Benson's 10 times the park manager gene is.
Look, he doesn't even care that he won.
Hah! They give awards for anything these days.
I floss twice a day Nominate me for that! Hot wings, sir? Definitely! There's just no justice in the world.
Let's grab Benson and get out of here.
Hey, Benson, how about we have a guys' night out? How's that sound? Yeah, we could do it up! We'd just need some wings, Some slo-mo explosions, a sweet ride.
That stuff's for winners Winners like gene.
He's probably out having the time of his life.
We'll see how good a time he has When he figures out this is missing! What the? Huh? Oh, my! Rigby, what are you thinking?! What better way to feel like a winner than with a real award?! Besides, he didn't even miss it.
It's the principle of the thing! What, is it because it doesn't have your name on it? Here, I'll fix it! No! We have to call gene now! We'll tell him we have his award And it's all a misunderstanding.
Gene, it's Benson.
Call me back.
It's important.
I got the machine.
Well While we're waiting to hear back, We could have a little fun! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Man, guys, what a night! I really just don't know what to say.
Well, I know what I would've said if I'd won.