Regular Show (2010) s07e03 Episode Script
The Lunch Club
Now, that's what I call liquid assets.
Maellard, old boy, Your brunch is the event of the season.
Eh, it's okay, but no brunch would be complete Without a little dessert The most expensive sheet cake in the world! Ooh! Whoo-hoo! If you want to know how much it costs, Take a look at the frosting.
Rigby! Aah! Aah! Arrh! What? I'll buy you a new cake.
You really screwed up this time! Hold on, now, Benson.
You share as much blame for this as he does.
You are his manager.
It's true, Benson.
I told you I needed a nap.
You were tired because you were Up all night, playing video games! Enough! Rigby's a screw-up, but, Discipline starts at the top.
So here's what's gonna happen One of you is gonna write A letter of resignation by 5:00.
No one leaves this office until it's done And if you can't work it out, you're both fired! This is the last thing I needed today.
First, my car breaks down and I have to get a ride from my dad.
And now this.
All right, rigby, stop playing around and write that letter.
Why should I write it? Didn't you hear? Maellard said it was your fault, 'Cause you mismanaged me.
Come on, rigby.
We both know this is your fault.
Not now, Benson.
I'm reading up On my management techniques.
There's some good stuff in here.
Hey! I was reading that! Why can't you take anything seriously? Why are you so uptight?! Aah! Aah! What's going on in here?! - Rigby, sir Benson's being a - give me that! This isn't party time.
This is write-a-letter- to-quit time And, if I have to come back in here, I'm busting heads.
I'm not writin' that letter.
Rigby, don't you make me come out there! Ugh! Rigby! If maellard catches us out of the room, we're dead.
Well, then, go back, so you don't get caught.
That's it, rigby.
You march right back - Oh, shoot.
Rigby, what are you doing in here? You can come out now, Benson.
Oh, hey, Benson.
- Hmm.
I thought maellard was gonna fire you.
Pssh! Maellard's just bluffing.
But, papá, you can't fire both of them! Aah! Shh! We got to get outta here.
Which way is your office? Uh Down there! Ah! So angry at those two.
I think I'll just stare at my beloved park For a few long minutes.
Nah, on second thought, I better check in on them.
Oh, yeah! Ah! Aah! Rigby, give me a hand.
Rigby! Ah.
Rigby! What's the meaning of this? Uh, the door was stuck.
I was trying to help.
You know, old house.
Benson? Uh, yeah, it does that sometimes.
The door Sticks.
What am I feeling right now?! What is this called?! It's called being alive.
Oh.
Well, thanks for helping me.
No problem.
Ohh, what am I gonna do? This job is my life.
Okay, tell you what If you write the letter, I'll write you a stellar letter of recommendation For your next job.
Yeah, Benson, I'll think about it, But I can't think on an empty stomach.
You're not gonna eat those wings cold, are you? Geez, Benson, you're even uptight About how to eat hot wings.
You'll do a lot better at your next job, If you just loosen up a bit.
Give me that! Hey! Benson, wait! Where are we going? The kitchen, rigby.
We're gonna cook these wings.
But I'm fine with eating them cold.
We're better than that.
I'm not.
Looks like the coast is clear.
Oof! We're just gonna reheat 'em and then go, right? Yeah.
I'll look out for maellard.
Now, where's the paprika? Are you paprika? Are you kidding? I thought we were just gonna reheat 'em and go! Uh, that's what I'm doing! The Benson way.
Microwave wings Microwave wings! This is Benson's recipe for microwave wings Dash of pepper Blast of curry Mixing 'em slow-ow Not gonna hurry
Maellard, old boy, Your brunch is the event of the season.
Eh, it's okay, but no brunch would be complete Without a little dessert The most expensive sheet cake in the world! Ooh! Whoo-hoo! If you want to know how much it costs, Take a look at the frosting.
Rigby! Aah! Aah! Arrh! What? I'll buy you a new cake.
You really screwed up this time! Hold on, now, Benson.
You share as much blame for this as he does.
You are his manager.
It's true, Benson.
I told you I needed a nap.
You were tired because you were Up all night, playing video games! Enough! Rigby's a screw-up, but, Discipline starts at the top.
So here's what's gonna happen One of you is gonna write A letter of resignation by 5:00.
No one leaves this office until it's done And if you can't work it out, you're both fired! This is the last thing I needed today.
First, my car breaks down and I have to get a ride from my dad.
And now this.
All right, rigby, stop playing around and write that letter.
Why should I write it? Didn't you hear? Maellard said it was your fault, 'Cause you mismanaged me.
Come on, rigby.
We both know this is your fault.
Not now, Benson.
I'm reading up On my management techniques.
There's some good stuff in here.
Hey! I was reading that! Why can't you take anything seriously? Why are you so uptight?! Aah! Aah! What's going on in here?! - Rigby, sir Benson's being a - give me that! This isn't party time.
This is write-a-letter- to-quit time And, if I have to come back in here, I'm busting heads.
I'm not writin' that letter.
Rigby, don't you make me come out there! Ugh! Rigby! If maellard catches us out of the room, we're dead.
Well, then, go back, so you don't get caught.
That's it, rigby.
You march right back - Oh, shoot.
Rigby, what are you doing in here? You can come out now, Benson.
Oh, hey, Benson.
- Hmm.
I thought maellard was gonna fire you.
Pssh! Maellard's just bluffing.
But, papá, you can't fire both of them! Aah! Shh! We got to get outta here.
Which way is your office? Uh Down there! Ah! So angry at those two.
I think I'll just stare at my beloved park For a few long minutes.
Nah, on second thought, I better check in on them.
Oh, yeah! Ah! Aah! Rigby, give me a hand.
Rigby! Ah.
Rigby! What's the meaning of this? Uh, the door was stuck.
I was trying to help.
You know, old house.
Benson? Uh, yeah, it does that sometimes.
The door Sticks.
What am I feeling right now?! What is this called?! It's called being alive.
Oh.
Well, thanks for helping me.
No problem.
Ohh, what am I gonna do? This job is my life.
Okay, tell you what If you write the letter, I'll write you a stellar letter of recommendation For your next job.
Yeah, Benson, I'll think about it, But I can't think on an empty stomach.
You're not gonna eat those wings cold, are you? Geez, Benson, you're even uptight About how to eat hot wings.
You'll do a lot better at your next job, If you just loosen up a bit.
Give me that! Hey! Benson, wait! Where are we going? The kitchen, rigby.
We're gonna cook these wings.
But I'm fine with eating them cold.
We're better than that.
I'm not.
Looks like the coast is clear.
Oof! We're just gonna reheat 'em and then go, right? Yeah.
I'll look out for maellard.
Now, where's the paprika? Are you paprika? Are you kidding? I thought we were just gonna reheat 'em and go! Uh, that's what I'm doing! The Benson way.
Microwave wings Microwave wings! This is Benson's recipe for microwave wings Dash of pepper Blast of curry Mixing 'em slow-ow Not gonna hurry