Space Ghost Coast to Coast (1993) s07e04 Episode Script

Moltar, what's our depth? 20,000 leagues, sir. Take her to 21.
20,000 leagues, sir. Take her to 21. 21?
Take her to 21. 21? ButWhy?
21? ButWhy? Because it's more
butWhy? Because it's more fantastical.
Because it's more fantastical.
Fantastical. Don't answer it.
Don't answer it. It's evil Dr. reef.
Don't answer it. It's evil Dr. reef. I'm answering it.
It's evil Dr. reef. I'm answering it. Don't.
I'm answering it. Don't. If you open that door, we'll
don't. If you open that door, we'll drown.
If you open that door, we'll drown. Oh, yeah?
Drown. Oh, yeah? Good.
My God! Wooden eels! Surface! Surface!
Wooden eels! Surface! Surface! Speed up!
Surface! Surface! Speed up! No, not that fast.
Speed up! No, not that fast. Slow down!
No, not that fast. Slow down!
I'm blacking out slow down! I'm blacking out
Zorak is dead Murdered! Moltar, serve the first course.
Murdered! Moltar, serve the first course. Aye, aye, captain.
Moltar, serve the first course.
Aye, aye, captain. Cole slaw coming up!
Aye, aye, captain. Cole slaw coming up!
The only thing we can do now
Cole slaw coming up! The only thing we can
do now is eatAnd bring out my first
the only thing we can do now is eat
And bring out my first suspect.
Is eatAnd bring out my first suspect.
Thank you, Mr. Space Ghost.
Suspect. Thank you, Mr. Space Ghost.
Busta, zorak's skull has been
thank you, Mr. Space Ghost. Busta,
zorak's skull has been fractured with what appears to
busta, zorak's skull has been fractured
with what appears to beA wrench.
Fractured with what appears to be
A wrench. This dinner mystery sucks!
BeA wrench. This dinner mystery sucks!
Which was last in my hand
this dinner mystery sucks! Which was last
in my hand in the veranda, where I was
which was last in my hand in the veranda,
where I was loosening the gas pipe.
In the veranda, where I was loosening
the gas pipe. I see, Space Ghost.
Loosening the gas pipe. I see, Space Ghost. Heh heh!
I see, Space Ghost. Heh heh! Heh heh heh!
Heh heh! Heh heh heh!
Is it possible we surfaced too rapidly? Ugh!
Rapidly? Ugh! That's it.
Ugh! That's it. I'm not doing this anymore.
That's it. I'm not doing this anymore. This whole thing sucks.
I'm not doing this anymore.
This whole thing sucks. What are you not doing
this whole thing sucks. What are you not doing anymore?
This--the whole thing with the sub.
We're not underwater.
I knew this was a dumb-ass idea.
Oh, man, you'd better not play that game with me.
Zorak could get a nice Jackie chan
chop right in the back of his neck.
Hang on, y'all.
What's that for?
Do not Ow!
Disturb the judge!
Ow!
Dang! God, that was violent. I blameThe sea.
God, that was violent. I blame
The sea. You need to give me a pair of
I blameThe sea. You need to give me a
pair of them laser wrist little things
you need to give me a pair of them laser wrist
little things you be running around the place
them laser wrist little things you
be running around the place with.
You be running around the place with. Why?
With. Why? I'm gonna use them.
Why? I'm gonna use them. For what?
I'm gonna use them. For what? I might use them to zap you
for what? I might use them to zap you with.
I might use them to zap you with. Ok.
With. Ok. Give them to me.
Ok. Give them to me. I will.
Give them to me. I will. So let me have it.
I will. So let me have it. I will.
So let me have it. I will. Where do you want this
I will. Where do you want this
Where do you want this Captain?
Captain? We're in silent running here.
Captain? We're in silent running here. Ok, fine.
We're in silent running here. Ok, fine. Moltar!
Ok, fine. Moltar! We are in silent running!
Moltar! We are in silent running!
Do you understand the concept of
we are in silent running! Do you
understand the concept of silent running?
Do you understand the concept of
silent running? You want another one?
Silent running? You want another one? Silent.
You want another one? Silent. Oh, ok, fine.
Silent. Oh, ok, fine. So why are you giving me such
oh, ok, fine. So why are you giving
me such a hard time with giving them
so why are you giving me such a
hard time with giving them lasers?
A hard time with giving them lasers? What are you talking about?
Lasers? What are you talking about? Moltar,
make a fire with these
what are you talking about? Moltar, make a fire with these eels.
Moltar, make a fire with these eels. Aye, aye, captain.
Eels. Aye, aye, captain. But be quiet.
Aye, aye, captain. But be quiet. We're underwater.
But be quiet. We're underwater. No, man, we surfaced.
We're underwater. No, man, we surfaced.
You handle the salads until
no, man, we surfaced. You handle
the salads until you get killed.
You handle the salads until you get killed.
You told me to surface,
you get killed. You told me to surface,
soThat's--that's what I did.
You told me to surface, soThat's--that's what I did.
Now, woodpile, did you or did
soThat's--that's what I did. Now, woodpile,
did you or did you not masquerade as eels and
now, woodpile, did you or did you not masquerade
as eels and shock zorak with that wrench?
You not masquerade as eels and shock
zorak with that wrench? Answer me!
Shock zorak with that wrench? Answer me! Now,
what about these beings?
Answer me! Now, what about these beings?
Those must have fallen out of
now, what about these beings?
Those must have fallen out of my hair.
Those must have fallen out of my hair.
Well, you're just making all
my hair. Well, you're just making all this Up.
Well, you're just making all this Up. Oh, what,
this Up. Oh, what, you're the only one that gets to
oh, what, you're the only one that gets to make Up?
You're the only one that gets to make Up?
Those are part of the dinner.
Make Up? Those are part of the dinner. No, they're not.
Those are part of the dinner.
No, they're not. They're part of a plot.
No, they're not. They're part of a plot. They were on the menu.
They're part of a plot. They were on the menu.
Murder is on the menu.
They were on the menu. Murder is on the menu. Look.
Murder is on the menu. Look. Me prints on the wrench.
Look. Me prints on the wrench. But what is the wrench for?
Me prints on the wrench. But what is the wrench for?
That's where you were trying
but what is the wrench for? That's where
you were trying to fix the, uh, gas leak
that's where you were trying to fix the,
uh, gas leak and you made it leak.
To fix the, uh, gas leak and you made it leak.
Is that where I got all these
and you made it leak. Is that where I got all these ideas?
Is that where I got all these ideas? Because they're brilliant.
Ideas? Because they're brilliant. Hey!
Because they're brilliant. Hey! Break all the pipes in the sub
hey! Break all the pipes in the sub for more good ideas.
Break all the pipes in the sub for more good ideas. Dive! Dive!
For more good ideas. Dive! Dive! Suck on the pipes!
Dive! Dive! Suck on the pipes! Space Ghost is definitely
suck on the pipes! Space Ghost is definitely with it.
Space Ghost is definitely with it. Hang on, busta.
With it. Hang on, busta. We're going underwater.
Hang on, busta. We're going underwater. All right, spacey.
We're going underwater. All right, spacey. Ok.
All right, spacey. Ok. You little freaky thing.
Ok. You little freaky thing. What happened?
You little freaky thing. What happened? That little funny thing.
What happened? That little funny thing.
You'd better watch that, man.
That little funny thing. You'd better
watch that, man. Ow! Ow! Aagh! Ow!
You'd better watch that, man.
Ow! Ow! Aagh! Ow! We don't play no games from
ow! Ow! Aagh! Ow! We don't play no
games from the year 2000 and change.
We don't play no games from the year
2000 and change. Look, I've pieced it
the year 2000 and change. Look, I've pieced it together.
Look, I've pieced it together. Zorak wasn't dead, but now he
together. Zorak wasn't dead, but now he is.
Zorak wasn't dead, but now he is. Crazy zorak, man.
Is. Crazy zorak, man. And then you showed up.
Crazy zorak, man. And then you showed up.
Yeah, I know, man, but, you
and then you showed up. Yeah, I know, man,
but, you know, you seem like a cool cat.
Yeah, I know, man, but, you know, you seem
like a cool cat. You need to come out and hang
know, you seem like a cool cat. You need to come
out and hang out with us soon so we can learn
you need to come out and hang out with us soon
so we can learn what that twitching is all
out with us soon so we can learn
what that twitching is all about.
What that twitching is all about. Hey, man, don't stand on the
about. Hey, man, don't stand on the floor.
Hey, man, don't stand on the floor. Ha ha ha!
Floor. Ha ha ha! The floor is spoiled
Ha ha ha! The floor is spoiled Like milk.
The floor is spoiled Like milk. This is so weird, isn't it?
Like milk. This is so weird, isn't it? Ha ha ha!
This is so weird, isn't it? Ha ha ha! Hey, busta.
Ha ha ha! Hey, busta. Ha ha!
Hey, busta. Ha ha! Busta?
Ha ha! Busta? Yes.
Busta? Yes. Remember when I licked the
yes. Remember when I licked the back of Jack's skull?
Remember when I licked the back of Jack's skull? Jack?
Back of Jack's skull? Jack? Who's Jack?
Jack? Who's Jack? Where did Jack come from?
Who's Jack? Where did Jack come from? I mean zorak.
Where did Jack come from? I mean zorak. Zorak is who I licked.
I mean zorak. Zorak is who I licked. Ha ha ha!
Zorak is who I licked. Ha ha ha! No, wait.
Ha ha ha! No, wait. No, it was Brak.
No, wait. No, it was Brak. Ah, nobody cares.
No, it was Brak. Ah, nobody cares.
Hey, let's go outside and do the
ah, nobody cares. Hey, let's go
outside and do the show in the woods.
Hey, let's go outside and do the show in the woods. Ok.
Show in the woods. Ok. I just think this is--
ok. I just think this is-- this is--you know, just the way
I just think this is-- this is--you know,
just the way the events have occurred in the
this is--you know, just the way the events
have occurred in the last year has been really
the events have occurred in the last year has
been really disastrous for not just people,
last year has been really disastrous for not
just people, but, you know, entertainment
disastrous for not just people, but, you know,
entertainment and, you know, many other things
but, you know, entertainment and, you know,
many other things on the whole, and--
and, you know, many other things on the whole,
and-- I'm not getting one good
on the whole, and-- I'm not getting one good idea.
I'm not getting one good idea. I think that if we don't
idea. I think that if we don't start--
I think that if we don't start-- let's go back inside where
start-- let's go back inside where the gas is.
Let's go back inside where the gas is. Ha ha ha!
The gas is. Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! Ahh!
Ahh! Get up, zorak.
Ahh! Get up, zorak. Ha ha ha!
Get up, zorak. Ha ha ha! The gas is giving me an idea.
Ha ha ha! The gas is giving me an idea.
Everything I do and say should
the gas is giving me an idea. Everything I
do and say should be recorded by cameras.
Everything I do and say should be recorded by cameras.
You think that Walt would be
be recorded by cameras. You think
that Walt would be interested in that?
You think that Walt would be interested in that? Ha ha ha!
Interested in that? Ha ha ha! Uh, Walt Disney is dead.
Ha ha ha! Uh, Walt Disney is dead. Who killed Walt Disney?
Uh, Walt Disney is dead. Who killed Walt Disney? Ha ha ha!
Who killed Walt Disney? Ha ha ha! With a wrench.
Ha ha ha! With a wrench. Ha ha ha!
With a wrench. Ha ha ha! No one.
Ha ha ha! No one. Walt Disney makes me sweat.
No one. Walt Disney makes me sweat. Is he gonna sue us?
Walt Disney makes me sweat.
Is he gonna sue us? Walt Disney is dead!
Is he gonna sue us? Walt Disney is dead! I know.
Walt Disney is dead! I know. My God, how many times do I have
I know. My God, how many times do I have to tell you that?
My God, how many times do I have to tell you that? Hey, what?
To tell you that? Hey, what? We should build something.
Hey, what? We should build something.
We should build something. Wow.
Wow. What's it do?
Wow. What's it do? It's symbolic, Moltar.
What's it do? It's symbolic, Moltar. Things don't always have to
it's symbolic, Moltar. Things don't always have to do things.
Things don't always have to do things.
Now help me plug it into the
do things. Now help me plug it into the wall.
Now help me plug it into the wall. Look, uh, maybe we should
wall. Look, uh, maybe we should just revive zorak and talk to
look, uh, maybe we should just revive
zorak and talk to the guest or something.
Just revive zorak and talk to the guest or something. What?
The guest or something. What? And just leave the eels here?
What? And just leave the eels here? That's insane!
And just leave the eels here? That's insane! Humph!
That's insane! Humph! What happened to you?
Humph! What happened to you? I was hit with a wrench.
What happened to you? I was hit with a wrench. Aah!
I was hit with a wrench. Aah! We have to get you to the
aah! We have to get you to the hospital.
We have to get you to the hospital.
Hospital. Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! What kind of hospital
ha ha ha! What kind of hospital is this?
What kind of a hospital was that? You just missed the turn.
That? You just missed the turn. Hold on.
You just missed the turn. Hold on. Watch this.
Moltar, talk to me. Are you ok? No.
Are you ok? No. Ohh.
No. Ohh. I'm hurt.
Ohh. I'm hurt. Aw, don't worry.
I'm hurt. Aw, don't worry. I'll fix that.
Aw, don't worry. I'll fix that. Ohh.
I'll fix that. Ohh. I'm passing out.
Ohh. I'm passing out. We have to get you to the
I'm passing out. We have to get you to the hospital.
Ohh. What's all this?
Ohh. What's all this? You can pick anything.
What's all this? You can pick anything. Pick anything you like.
You can pick anything. Pick anything
you like. I need toilet paper.
Pick anything you like. I need toilet paper. Ohh.
I need toilet paper. Ohh. I need some flavor ice.
Ohh. I need some flavor ice. And pudding.
I need some flavor ice. And pudding. Did you see the lights
and pudding. Did you see the lights flicker?
Did you see the lights flicker? No.
Flicker? No. Look at it, but don't blink.
Ehh! What are we doing? Wait. Did it just
what are we doing? Wait. Did it just do it again?
Wait. Did it just do it again? I'm gonna go.
Do it again? I'm gonna go. It did it again.
I'm gonna go. It did it again. Don't follow me.
It did it again. Don't follow me. Hang on.
Don't follow me. Hang on. I'm going with you.
Hang on. I'm going with you. Not so fast.
I'm going with you. Not so fast. Roll call.
Not so fast. Roll call. Moltar!
Roll call. Moltar! Dead!
Moltar! Dead! Zorak!
Dead! Zorak! Eat me!
Zorak! Eat me! Buster?
Eat me! Buster? Where's Buster?
Buster? Where's Buster?
Where's Buster? This seems like as good a
This seems like as good a time as any to welcome our first
this seems like as good a time as any
to welcome our first new sponsor.
Time as any to welcome our first new sponsor. Natural gas.
New sponsor. Natural gas.
Natural gas. It gives you some ideas.
It gives you some ideas. Ha ha ha!
It gives you some ideas. Ha ha ha! Shut up!
Ha ha ha! Shut up! Ha ha ha!
Shut up! Ha ha ha! Shut up!
Ha ha ha! Shut up! Where's zorak?
Shut up! Where's zorak? He crawled into the heating
where's zorak? He crawled into the heating duct.
He crawled into the heating duct. Snitch!
Duct. Snitch! Why?
Snitch! Why? Turn up the heat.
Good. Zorak, get out here before I hit you.
Zorak, get out here before I hit you. No.
You. No. Moltar and I are out here
no. Moltar and I are out here doing my damndest to put on the
Moltar and I are out here doing my damndest
to put on the best talk show possible,
doing my damndest to put on the best talk
show possible, and you're balled up in here
best talk show possible, and you're balled
up in here like a big green tarantula.
And you're balled up in here like a big
green tarantula. I ain't coming out, man.
Like a big green tarantula. I ain't coming out,
man. How'd you fit in here?
Zorak? I need to be alone. Did you speak with the orb?
I need to be alone. Did you speak with the orb? No.
Did you speak with the orb? No. Let me just touch your skin.
No. Let me just touch your skin. No.
Let me just touch your skin. No. Aah!
No. Aah! Heh heh heh!
Aah! Heh heh heh! But now it's time for you to
heh heh heh! But now it's time for
you to come down and make America
but now it's time for you to come down and make America happy.
Come down and make America happy. Just get away.
Happy. Just get away. God, it's hot in here.
Just get away. God, it's hot in here. Get out of here!
God, it's hot in here. Get out of here! I'm stuck.
Get out of here! I'm stuck. Get out!
I'm stuck. Get out! I'm stuck.
Get out! I'm stuck. Get out!
I'm stuck. Get out! Look at me, zorak.
Get out! Look at me, zorak. Now I'm stuck.
Look at me, zorak. Now I'm stuck. Get out of here!
Now I'm stuck. Get out of here! Are you happy?
Get out of here! Are you happy? Get out!
Are you happy? Get out! Moltar, grab my ankles
get out! Moltar, grab my ankles and pull.
Moltar, grab my ankles and pull.
And pull. Just let go.
Just let go. Come on, Moltar.
Just let go. Come on, Moltar. Zorak needs to be alone.
Come on, Moltar. Zorak needs to be alone. You have to let go!
Zorak needs to be alone. You have to let go! Get out!
You have to let go! Get out! Come over here.
Get out! Come over here. Back off!
Come over here. Back off! I'm gonna bite your head off.
Back off! I'm gonna bite your head off. Get out!
I'm gonna bite your head off. Get out! Oh!
Get out! Oh! Moltar!
Oh! Moltar! Your boot came off.
Moltar! Your boot came off. Moltar, grab my ankles and
your boot came off. Moltar, grab my ankles and pull.
Moltar, grab my ankles and pull. Wonder if that's drinkable.
Pull. Wonder if that's drinkable.
This goes on for a while Like an hour. But I got out, right?
Like an hour. But I got out, right? Yeah.
But I got out, right? Yeah. But then you got back in.
Yeah. But then you got back in. Did you get the part where I
but then you got back in. Did you get the
part where I was "Space Ghost, a tribute to
did you get the part where I was "Space Ghost,
a tribute to freedom"?
Was "Space Ghost, a tribute to freedom"? Nah,
we recorded over that.
Freedom"? Nah, we recorded over that. What?
Nah, we recorded over that. What? Ahem!
What? Ahem! I mean, I couldn't find it.
Ahem! I mean, I couldn't find it. Then what was the point of
I mean, I couldn't find it. Then what
was the point of sanding my face off?