Voltron: Legendary Defender (2016) s07e04 Episode Script

Hello and welcome to another exciting episode of the craziest game in the galaxy: Garfle Warfle Snick.
And now here's the host of Garfle Warfle Snick Bob! Thank you, Norlox.
Hi, everybody.
Welcome to another exciting edition of Garfle Warfle Snick, the game where anything you garfle will be warfled, and vice versa.
I'm Bob.
Now let's meet the intergalactic goofballs we've got playing with us today.
What is this place? Looks like some kind of game show.
- What's happening? - I don't know.
The last thing I remember, we were all flying in our lions.
Hi, there.
Tell us your name and where you're from.
- What is this? - Uh-oh.
Looks like somebody wasn't listening to Norlox.
Hmph! Tell him what this is, everybody.
Garfle Warfle Snick! That's right, the name of the game is Garfle Warfle Snick.
Now tell us your name, son.
My name is Keith.
How did we get here? I'll tell you how Norlox got to be on the show.
His uncle owns the studio.
All right, Keith, why don't you introduce us to the rest of your team? We're the Paladins of Voltron.
This is Allura, Hunk, Lance, and Pidge.
But you haven't answered my question.
How did we get here? I hope not the same way I got here.
A moofglider was jackknifed on the Haldar Expressway and it took forever to get past it.
I still smell like moof.
Ew! Okay, Keith, I'm sure you know how to play our game.
All you've gotta do is accumulate quaz-cenbullion credits, and you win.
Of course, if you don't, you'll hear this sound.
Aw.
And that means you're trapped here in our studio for the rest of eternity.
Wait, what? Did you say we'll be trapped here for the rest of eternity? Uh-oh.
Is there an echo in here? Echo in here? I don't know who you are or what's going on, but we're getting out of here.
Oh, I don't think so.
Huh? - My feet are stuck.
- Mine, too.
See, all of you are guests on my show and you will play my game as long as I want you to.
Understand? Great! Let's start with our first warfler.
Tell us what it is, Norlox.
The first warfler is Pictation! Come on over here, Keith.
Pictation, the drawing game.
Now, Keith, the answers will pop up on your screen where your team can't see them.
It's up to you to draw the people and places you've seen during your adventures as a Paladin of Voltron while your team tries to guess the answers.
- Are you a good artist, Keith? - I, uh Well, I hope you're a better drawer than a talker, huh? Let's put blazzle hoochas on the board.
And go! The answer is Arusian.
It's a rock! Balmera! - Olkari cube! - It's a chicken! When did we see a chicken in outer space? I don't know.
It's not my fault Keith can't draw.
Rooster! A chicken hawk.
A chicken with a beard! - It's an Arusian! - Correct! The answer is Blade of Marmora.
What is that, chopsticks? It's something from space, Lance.
Space chopsticks? It's a knife.
Sword? - Oh, oh! Blade of Marmora! - Right again! The answer is Red Lion.
- Dog! It's a dog! - It's a lion.
Black Lion, Blue Lion, Yellow Lion, Red Lion.
Red Lion is right! - Yeah! - Way to go, Hunk! The answer is Haggar.
Pepperoni.
An alligator! A cave, a windy cave! Oh, no, no, no.
What is that thing called? It's a thermos! Lance, would you stop talking? Oh! Time's up.
What? No way that was blazzle hoochas.
Looks like our other team is gonna have the opportunity to steal.
What other team? - Zarkon? No way! - This can't be happening.
- Hello there.
- Hello, Bob.
Why don't you introduce yourself to the audience and tell us who these wonderful people are with you? I'm Zarkon.
This is my lovely wife Haggar.
- Hello.
- Hubba hubba.
My son Lotor and one of my insignificant underlings, Morvok.
I am such a big fan of the show.
I can't believe we're here! Well, welcome, welcome.
It's good to have you all on with us, especially this lovely.
- Hmm? Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
- Ooh! Watch it, now.
All right, Zarkon, have you been watching backstage? Yes, I have.
The Paladins of Voltron have scored three correct answers, but now you and your team have the opportunity to steal all of their points if you can correctly identify what ol' Keith was doodling on there.
Well, I'd rather steal their lions than their points.
Yeah, I bet you would.
- Uh, why are they acting like that? - It doesn't matter.
There's no way we're going to lose to the Galra.
But seriously, I think I can guess this.
You might not like the answer.
Uh-oh.
Don't wanna stir up any trouble with the missus.
She doesn't look like that drawing, but I'm pretty sure the answer he was going for was Fingers crossed.
Is it Haggar? That is correct! The answer is Haggar.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! - This is really bizarre.
- Windy cave? Hey! I'm not a mind reader.
So, Zarkon, you have garfled the first warfler.
That puts you in control of the board.
Do you wanna play or pass? Play! I spent centuries perfecting my exquisite, lifelike renderings.
Not that you cared.
- I treasure your art.
- Don't touch me, you filthy, filthy hag! Don't speak to her that way, you insolent whelp.
Ow! I didn't do nothing! Family, am I right? They are quite a handful.
So, what's it gonna be, Z? Well, I've always said that the best offense is a good defense.
- Sounds like you're gonna pass.
- I am.
And I think I'd also like to play this.
- Ooh.
- Uh-oh! The solo card! That means one of these Paladins is gonna have to take the next warfler alone.
The question is, Zarkon, which one is it gonna be? Well, I think there's really no choice here.
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Right before the break, Zarkon's team decided to make one of the Paladins of Voltron play solo the next round, and the Paladin he chose was the dumb one, Lance.
- Hey, Lance, how's it going? - Well, you know what, I'm not too happy about being referred to as "the dumb one," like, 18 times.
Oh, it was only about four times, you big dum-dum.
But now you've got a chance to change all that and show everyone how smart you really are.
- Are you ready for that? - Absolutely.
Okay! Let's give Lance a big round of applause! He is a great sport.
Norlox, tell Lance what the next warfler is.
The next warfler is Faces From the Past! A little walk down memory lane.
Lance, you know how this game goes, am I right? Yeah! Totally.
What do you think, audience? Do we believe this beautiful dum-dum? No! I know you're telling the truth, Lance, but just for the folks at home, let's run through the rules real quick.
Now, you're gonna see pictures of some of the folks you've met on your adventures around the galaxy.
All you have to do is tell us their names.
I'll give you a goolian credits for each one you name correctly, adding to the points you'll need to earn your freedom.
How does that sound? Sounds like we're going to be getting back to Voltron pretty soon.
That's the spirit! But just to make sure you don't get any help from your friends, let's lower the isolation shield.
Perfect.
Now let's see our first mystery face from the past.
Easy.
That's Koli What? Who's that? He's an important figure.
Someone who helped you in your fight against Zarkon.
Hmm.
Keith keeps pointing at his blade, so Oh.
That's a pretty big clue.
Have you got a guess? Blade-y.
Bladey? Oh! The answer is Antok.
- Yes! - Oh, yeah, that guy.
Kolivan's right-hand man who fought valiantly for the good of the universe.
This next one is a little more personal.
I think you'll remember this gal.
Ooh! Her? Yeah, that's Plax Her? She was the serious one? That's right.
What was her name? Uh oh! Hold on.
Okay, I know this.
She was the one who measured my head for the jellyfish hat.
- She rode on a giant manta ray.
- We need an answer.
Ah mm.
Wait, was it Jelly? No, no! Shelly! Her name is Swirn.
Swirn? Huh.
Never would've come up with that.
Go Galra! Go Galra! Go Galra! Your team is starting to lose faith in you, Lance.
I'm just not real good with names.
I'll get the next one.
I hope so.
Let's see the next face from your past.
Finally, a name I know.
Quiznak! Can you guys stop changing it at the last second? Hmm.
- This guy, this guy - You remember.
He faked the distress signal.
- He stole the Blue Lion.
- That, too.
What's his name? Okay.
It's on the tip of my tongue.
Traveled with Nyma and Beezer.
Yeah.
Pidge loved that robot.
Nope.
I got nothing.
- Rolo! - Rolo! You are terrible at this.
To be fair, we've met a lot of people.
Well, this is the last face, Lance.
If you finish without a single correct answer, you know what that means.
No.
What? Snick! Snick! Snick! Snick! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! I can't hear what they're saying.
Is it "Snick"? That's right! Miss this next question, and I will be forced to hit this button, which will shoot you out of the studio and into the lair of the Snick.
Show us the Snick, Norlox.
Ooh! He looks hungry.
What? Nobody said anything about the Snick! Well, it's in the title of the show.
Garfle Warfle Snick! I wasn't listening to that! You know I'm the dumb one! Well, here's your last face, dum-dum.
Look carefully.
Quiet! I need to concentrate! It's Bii-Boh-Bi! Bii-Boh-Bi! That's right! You are not gonna get fed to the Snick.
They are savages.
Well, sorry, Zarkon.
Looks like you're going home.
- It was just fun being on the show.
- Shut up.
And now, since he's the only person in the galaxy Lance can remember, let's bring him out! Ladies and gentlemen, star of the hit stick-com, Bii-Boh Me , the one and only Bii-Boh-Bi! Bii-Boh, welcome back to the show.
Seems like you've been pretty busy since we saw you last.
Bii-bi-boh, bi-boh-bii, bii-bii-bii-bii, bi-bi-boh, bii-bii! Yeah! Okay, Bii.
You're an old pro at this, so maybe you can help this dum-dum out.
Bii-boh, boh-bii.
Norlox, what is our next warfler? - It's the Garflater! - Oh! All right, now, as everyone knows, the Garflater is worth vezcenbullion credits.
So, Lance, this could get you and your friends well on your way to freedom.
Let's do this! Of course, if you don't answer five questions correctly, you'll end up in the Garflator, where you'll be slowly cooked alive.
- What? Come on! - Let's put blazzle hoochas on the board.
Bii-Boh-Bi, you're giving the clues, and remember not to say the word.
- Bii-boh.
- Start the Garflator! Bii, bii-boh-bi.
Um I have no idea what's happening right now.
Bii! Boh! - Bii! - Bii? Correct! - Boh-boh - Bii? Bii Bii-boh? Bii-bii? That's two! - Boh - Bii! Two more to go! Bii-boh-boh You can't say the word.
Bii-boh Boh-boh, bii-bii-boh, boh-bii-boh.
Yeah! Final clue.
Running out of time! - Boh-boh-boh! - Bii-boh-bii-bii? Boh-boh-boh, boh-boh-boh-boh, boh-boh-boh! Bii-bii-bii, boh, bii-boh, boh, boh, bii-bii-bii! Oh! Oh! Oh! So close.
The answer was Bi.
- I said that! - Give it up for Bii-Boh-Bi, everybody! Bii-boh, bi-bi-bi-bi! When we come back from the break, we'll see if Lance's fellow Paladins can get him out of the Warflator before he gets turned into hot pudding right after this.
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Welcome back, everybody.
The Paladins of Voltron are trying to win their way off the show, but they just lost one of their team to the Warflator.
- How's it going over there, Lance? - Actually, this feels great.
The goo is nice and warm, and it feels like it's exfoliating me.
Well, eventually, it'll eat through your skin.
But let's see if one of your friends can help you out.
- Well, hello, Princess.
- What are we doing here, Bob? We're playing the game.
Please let us go.
The universe needs Voltron.
Well, then the Paladins of Voltron are just gonna have to get serious about winning this game.
Now, which one of you do you want to play to free Lance, huh? - Who's the brainiest of the team? - Pidge.
All right, little fellow, step on out here.
Norlox, tell us what the next warfler is.
It's Bankchannel! - Hey, miniature golf! - Miniature what? This game, it's Never mind.
All right, let me show you how to play here.
All you have to do is hit the sphere through the bankchannel into the tunnel.
Easy.
- Think you can do that? - I think I can handle it.
Hmm.
Mmm Oh.
Very serious.
The hole is over there.
Let us go now! Huh? It looks like the Paladins have just made it into the final round! What the Okay, I know I've said this before many times, but this is the freakiest thing I've ever seen.
One of you will now be allowed to leave the game.
The rest of you will be staying here with me forever.
You have blazzle hoochas to write down your choice for who should get to escape on the screen in front of you.
Go! Final hoochas.
Make your selections, everyone.
Hunk, let's start with you.
Who'd you vote for? Well, Bob, I voted for Allura.
I figured she's the princess, and she's such a natural leader, you know.
The universe needs her more than it needs the rest of us, plain and simple.
- Aw! - Aw.
Thank you, Hunk.
Allura, who did you vote for? I selected Pidge.
She and her family have the best chance of rebuilding what my father started.
Interesting.
Lance, who got your vote? I voted for Keith.
He's our leader, plus he's half Galra, so I think he's, like, the future.
Keith, the leader, who do you think deserves to make it out of here, huh? Lance? Why Lance? I just don't wanna be stuck here for eternity with Lance.
Aw! Thanks, man.
Wait, what? We're down to our very last vote.
Pidge, you're the Paladin that everyone says is the smartest, the most analytical, the most logical.
Let's see who you voted for.
- Aw! - Hunk? Seriously? Yeah.
Hunk gets along with everybody.
If anyone's gonna go out into the universe and bring people together, it's Hunk.
Aw, thanks, Pidge.
No one voted for themselves.
Everyone wanted someone else to get to leave and every single one of you got a vote.
So, I guess we all get fed to the Snick or something now, right? You all get quaz-cenbullion credits! You win! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yeah! Yay! We're the best! That's our show, everybody.
From all of us here at Garfle Warfle Snick, please have your klanmuirls spayed or neutered.
Good night! Oh! Whoa.
Oh.
That was messed up.
Hey, guys.
I just kind of dozed off for a second and I had this crazy dream.
- Garfle Warfle Snick? - No way.
You guys saw that, too? So wait, does that mean Bob is real? Bob? Did you all just meet Bob? Coran, you know him? I've never met him myself, but I've heard tales.
He's an all-powerful, all-knowing interdimensional being who judges the worthiness of great warriors.
Well, I bet he never met anyone worthier than us.
The legends say that if you meet Bob and live to tell the tale, you're destined for great things indeed.
The guy was kind of a jerk, though, right? - Completely.
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