Fear Factor (US) s07e06 Episode Script

1 I'm Joe Rogan.
And this is Fear Factor the stunts you're about to see were all designed and supervised by trained professionals.
They are extremely dangerous and should not be attempted by anyone, anywhere, anytime.
It all began ten years ago, at the dawn of reality television.
I hate this.
Audiences had never seen anything like it.
Just try to stay calm.
I don't think I can do this.
Now the legend begins all over again.
- [Screaming.]
- It's bigger Oh, my gosh.
- Badder - [Screaming.]
And more intense than ever before.
It's so hard.
Welcome back Fear factor.
Fear factor's back and it's crazier than ever.
[Cheering.]
Crazy.
[Screaming.]
Oh, damn! Grab it and eat it.
Eat it! [Screams.]
[Sobbing.]
[Coughing.]
Tonight, five teams Five stunts One winner.
We got together because I liked her charisma, and we broke up because I hated her charisma.
I posted an ad on craigslist 'cause I wanted a partner for fear factor.
She responded, and she happens to be hot.
And she happens to be taller than me.
We met in Iraq.
In the military, Troy did outrank me he was a sergeant and I was a corporal.
The other teams are gonna think these are little wussy, tiny Chinese people who only know how to do math, play piano, and play violin, but you know what? We'll bust out some Bruce Lee kung fu, and they will be completely ambushed by our skill.
We met and we started dating, and now we're not dating.
We're definitely broke up, but we both came here to win and, together or not, that's gonna happen.
She's a brat, she's spoiled, she wants things her way.
That doesn't sit well with me.
Come on in.
What's up? Welcome to a special two-hour, five-stunt edition Fear Factor.
Well, this is it.
You five teams have been brought here from all over the country for one reason: To stare fear in the eye as you compete for $100,000.
[Cheering.]
To win the money, you will have to complete five extreme stunts.
Stunts that will test you both physically and mentally.
If you're too afraid to attempt a stunt, you're gone.
If you do attempt a stunt, but you fail to do as well as your opponents, you're gone.
But if you do succeed, you will move on to the next round and be that much closer to $100,000.
You ready to see your first stunt? [Cheering.]
[Cheering.]
One of you will be strapped by all fours underneath the belly of that helicopter.
On "go," your partner will climb out and release you as fast as they can in an effort to drop you on one of those two floating platforms.
[Screams.]
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
You must pull a flag to stop the clock, and the slowest team will be eliminated.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
We have randomly selected today's order, and Dana and Aaron, you guys are lucky number one.
Whoo! I am ready! Come with me, you guys.
Heads up! All right, now you guys are es.
Do you guys think winning can bring you back together? Maybe.
I think it's definitely a possibility.
If we can show we work well together as team rather than always bumping heads and competing all the time, we'll be fine.
All right.
You guys ready to do this? Yeah.
All right, now remember, if you miss the platform, you have to swim over and untie the flag that's on the platform.
It's gonna take more time.
So you guys have a rap? We do have a rap.
We dedicated a freestyle Fear Factor.
Ohhhh! Yo! My name is Aaron penney! And I'm Dana jamison! Both: And Hollywood, California, is the city we live in.
But as far as our relationship Both: We're confused! 'Cause we're on and off More than a pair of shoes! - So why Fear Factor? - I'm glad you asked! Both: 'Cause we ain't afraid of anything except a casket! Just being here alone has brought the spark back! We're gonna win the show, and that's a wrap! - Yeah, boy! - Yeah, boy! Fear factor'sgot talent.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Good job, guys.
Good luck to you.
Good luck.
All right, guys.
So what do you think of these two? All: Uhh "Uhh" Lot of speculation.
I think being up first is gonna be a huge disadvantage.
Disadvantage.
All right, well, they're all strapped in.
She's underneath the helicopter.
Let's see what happens.
All right, she's up! [Cheering.]
- So exciting! - She's feeling it right now.
I guarantee you.
All right, time starts when he climbs out of the helicopter.
Time stops when she pulls one of the flags.
There are probably a thousand things going on in her mind right now.
Like, adrenaline is at its highest right now.
Time starts now! Here he goes.
He's out of the helicopter.
He's on the skid, and he's starting to climb.
They're dealing with wind, speed, rotor wash, noise.
He's gotta undo both arms and legs before he can drop her onto those boxes.
Oh, he's got one leg loose.
Whoo! Whoo! Working really hard on that second ankle.
Whoo! $100,000! I love you, man! Whoo! Oh, her legs are done! You got it, babe! You totally got it! That's crazy! You got it! All right, she's got one arm free.
We got this! All right, she's free and he's waiting to drop her.
Now he's gotta drop her onto those boxes so she can pull a flag and stop the clock.
We so have it! [Screaming.]
All: Ohh! Oh! All right, she missed it.
So now she has to swim to the flag.
This is why it's so important to get dropped on the target.
This takes a long time.
And she has to untie the knots, which is gonna take some time.
She's working on the knots.
Time! 2 minutes and 47 seconds.
When I hit that water, it was like, from flying to hitting your face on a rock.
But I knew that I just had to keep going, keep going, and undo the rope as fast as possible.
I feel really, really bad.
I take full accountability for what happened.
I misjudged it and I miscalculated the drop.
Whoo! That was the best time of my life! Come on over here, you guys.
Your time was 2 minutes and 47 seconds.
Dana, you took a hit, kid.
I sure did.
Wow, you got you have some blood coming out of your nose.
[Laughs.]
Tell me what happened.
It was a pretty hard hit to the face.
My body was positioned like this, and since it's going so fast, it was just, like, a complete smack.
All right, well, your time was 2 minutes and 47 seconds.
I think that's pretty damn good.
I think you did very well.
Misty and Zach, what do you guys think? We're gonna - Give it a shot.
- Yep.
How'd you guys meet? - Craigslist.
- Yep.
You guys met on craigslist, really? Well, I posted an ad for a partner forFear Factor, and, uh I responded.
She's the first one that responded, so Do you trust each other yet? I think I trust him.
I don't think we have a choice.
All right, well, go out there and get some money.
Good luck.
Thanks.
[Applause.]
Time to beat is 2:47.
How weird do you guys think it is to compete with someone you don't even know? That's gotta be strange, right? That's gotta be hard.
You're really trusting the other person.
You have no knowledge of their capabilities, and you've got to fully trust that they can do it quicker than - ready? We've only known each other for a little bit, but I trust you.
Trust me? I trust you, all right.
[Both laugh.]
That's good.
Whoo! Whoo! Here they go! All right, he goes! Time starts now! Let's go Zach.
You got it, man! My feet! My feet! Go! You got it! He's much quicker getting to her feet.
Let's see if he can unscrew it quicker.
You got it! You got it! He's got one.
30 seconds in, he's got one leg.
You're doing a great job! Whoo! You got it! There we go! Here we go! Oh, he's got two! There's that second leg.
All right, she's got one arm free.
One minute in! He's got her arms free.
She's totally free, and he has to drop her now.
You ready for this? No, not yet.
I'm not.
Just tell me.
Drop it! Oh, he didn't go.
He didn't drop her.
He wasn't convinced.
It's eating up time here.
- I'll tell you, ready? - Okay.
- Ready? - Here they go.
Go! Oh, my God! All: Ohh! Damn it! Still to come on Fear Factor Bull testicles.
Disgusting! [Tires squealing.]
Oh, he lost it! He lost control of the car! Ohh! - I'll tell you, ready? - Okay.
- Ready? - Here they go.
Drop! Oh, my God! All: Ohh! Damn it! Oh, she hit the thing.
She did a complete flip.
That's crazy.
They're running out of time here! She had to go to it.
So the flag's always on this side.
Oh, she's gotta get the And now she has to untie the flag.
Over two minutes! She got it.
2:13! Ohh! Wow.
So they automatically advance.
All right, Eddie and Jen, you guys have seen it twice.
What's the strategy? Who's going up? Who's going down? I'm doing the Kate winslet, superman, spider-man thing.
- I'll be doing the untying.
- Really? I think I have a genetic advantage with my e.
T.
Fingers.
- Your e.
T.
Fingers? - Yeah.
You have really long fingers? Youdohave really long fingers.
Yeah, they're pretty nimble.
All right, well, you guys know what to do.
You gotta beat 2 minutes 47 seconds.
If you do that, you will automatically advance.
Good luck to you.
- Whoo! - Get out there.
Whoa.
Crazy.
[Laughs.]
I feel like we can totally dominate the competition.
I mean, they are all very accomplished, but you know what? They ain't seen nothing compared to us yet.
I believe in us.
- Ow.
- Ouch, sorry.
I believe in us too.
I do think it's an advantage to be older, 'cause older is wiser, and I think this game is mental.
That's true.
We are mental.
This is crazy all right, Dana and Aaron, your time of 2 minutes and 47 seconds is the slowest time.
Are you worried about that right now? We're coping with it right now.
I think we'll be fine.
Let's see if they can be the first to land on top of the platform.
They're off, here we go! If they can be the first to land on those boxes, they'll save a lot of time.
All right, here she goes.
She's on the net.
She's going to work on one of his ankles.
You think long fingers are an advantage in this? No.
Not at all.
Short, stubby ones would actually - yeah, I would think short, little strong ones.
Yeah.
She got one.
All right, she got one foot.
She's working the second leg.
She got it! That was quick.
Wow.
All right, those little e.
T.
Fingers are flying.
Just under a minute in.
She's got one arm.
She's doing it very fast.
She's got the hang of it.
One arm to go oh, he's free! Both arms free.
Now they just have to drop him.
Oh, they missed it! They're gonna come back around.
All right, here we go.
Ready? Three! Two! One! [Screaming.]
All: Ohh! All right, he's got to swim over to the flag now.
Coming up on two minutes! - He's finally there.
- He's at the flag.
He's struggling with the knot.
Take your time.
He got it! 2:16! All: Ohh! Whoa.
All right, Troy and Dorothy, you guys are next.
- Yeah! - Who's doing which? Who's gonna get hooked up? I'm getting dropped.
Now, you've been in the marines.
You guys any helicopter experience? - Yes.
- Oh yeah, we both worked on well, I worked on 'em, she worked on 'em.
He worked a hawk, I've been on 'em.
So we've had plenty of time flying in 'em, being around them, under the rotor arc.
So you guys must feel like you have some sort of an advantage going? - Of course, yeah.
- Oh, we do.
We definitely do.
Good luck to you.
Get on.
Yeah.
Whoo.
Yeah.
While Dorothy and I were in Iraq, we actually did have an encounter where we were mortared.
So we've experienced some actual wartime combat with each other.
I feel that anything thrown to us at Fear Factor is not gonna compare in any way, shape, or form.
What I think of my competition, I don't think they're competition at all.
We're gonna give it all, we're gonna work hard, and we're gonna win this.
All right, Troy and Dorothy are next.
Don't you think that being around helicopters all the time and having been in helicopters many times might give them some sort of an advantage? I think that may give them a sense of overconfidence, since it's not directly as applicable, so it may cloud their judgment to some degree.
Interesting.
- I agree.
- Well said.
Well said.
Well said.
Whoo! Nice job, partner.
Business school equals master of b.
S.
! [Laughs.]
All right, here they go.
Time to beat is 2 minutes and 47 seconds.
All right, here we go! He's out! Wow, they are moving fast.
He's bouncing around up there.
What is he he's, like, sitting down.
- Oh, they got one already.
- Wow.
He got the first one very quickly.
He's almost on the edge.
He could fall off here! 30 seconds! Oh! Both legs now.
He's working the wrists now.
He's got one! Got the second one.
That's it.
Three! Two! One! [Screaming.]
Oh! Totally missed! You guys might have a chance then.
They went too soon.
They didn't wait.
All right, she's at the flag.
Now she has to untie it.
Coming up on 1:30.
She's struggling with the knots.
Good.
Good.
Struggling with the knot.
She's wasting a lot of time here.
Time! She got it! 1:52.
All: Ohh! Fastest time yet.
[Screaming.]
All right, this is it.
Laurann and Keith, you guys are the last ones.
You know you have to beat 2 minutes and 47 seconds.
If you do that, you will advance, and Aaron and Dana will be done for.
Sorry, guys.
Sorry.
You need to rest your face anyway, so You need to rest your mouth, [Laughs.]
Before I punch it.
Now you guys, uh You guys just broke up, right? You guys signed on to do this show - like, three days ago.
- Three days ago? - Yeah.
You want to share with the class what happened? You get to a point where, if you argue enough times, you just don't want to do that whole scene anymore.
And three days ago - yeah, so it's like, we're still good friends deep down inside, we just have [Laughing.]
"Deep down inside.
" The epitome of a love/hate relationship.
I feel some tension.
You stay cool.
I feel tension.
Really? All right, go do it.
Good luck to you.
All right.
Keith and laurann, ladies and gentlemen.
Come on! Dana and Aaron, what are you thinking here? This sucks.
- All right.
Got this.
- All right, high five.
Higher five.
Higher five.
- [Laughs.]
- No, not high enough.
I've seen the competition not worried.
Not one bit.
They're scared.
I can see it in their eyes.
You got nothin'! Nothin'! There's no competition that scares me whatsoever.
Not here or outside of my backyard.
This is it.
The moment of truth for Dana and Aaron.
Whoo! [Sustained shout.]
All right, here we go.
Time starts now! Oh, look at Keith he jumped out of that helicopter! Oh, wow.
[Indistinct.]
- Take your time on those.
- I know, right? He jumped onto that net really quick.
Slow down.
She's got one leg.
Oh, he's starting to struggle a little bit here.
Right arm.
Right arm.
- One arm.
- The arm.
- Wow.
- Moving pretty fast.
That's it.
Two arms.
Now he's gonna drop her.
Two, one Aah! All: Oh Oh, man.
She's got to get the buoy.
All right, she's swimming over.
She's at the flag.
Dana and Aaron, it's not looking good for you guys.
You tie that knot, slow! That's it, kids.
Dana and Aaron, I'm sorry, but that's it for you guys.
You're done.
It was very nice meeting you, though.
- Nice meeting you.
- Good luck with everything.
- Bye, you guys.
- Take care.
Bye.
Nice meeting you.
Bye.
Somebody had to go.
Aren't you glad it's not you? Yeah, oh, my gosh.
Definitely.
It's up to her if she wants to trust me after what's just happened, and whether or not we would give it another shot, but we'll see.
I don't think that he nec it wasn't all necessarily his fault.
I think it's just, you know, stuff happens, and you gotta deal with it.
This definitely strengthened our relationship.
We went through it together, and we lost together.
And no matter what, we've done it all together.
I feel I'm entirely to blame for this.
I think she did incredible.
Welcome back, Keith and laurann.
[Cheers and applause.]
- Come on, come on.
- Congratulations, sir.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
- Congratulations.
Not only did you guys not get eliminated, but you smoked the competition.
Congratulations to you all, you have all moved on to the next round.
[Cheers and applause.]
Let's see what we have in store for you next.
Come on.
[Dramatic music.]
[Bees buzzing.]
[Dramatic music.]
Us recently breaking up had nothing to do with us being able to work together.
Had nothing to do with our drive to the best.
I don't think our breakup is going to interrupt us whatsoever.
Even though we just met, I think we worked well together.
We've gotten the kinks out.
I think we're definitely going to be some competition.
[Bees buzzing.]
I'm a little nervous, but I'm not going to let that show through.
I'm not going to let the competition see any of this nervousness.
Coming in today, I actually feel really freaked out right now.
And, like, really scared.
It's real and, like, I'm really scared.
What kind of sicko designed this? Not me.
Someone else.
- [Screaming.]
- Sick! Don't panic.
- Oh.
- Oh, yeah.
Oh, my face! Whoo! Get comfortable.
Welcome, everybody.
Welcome.
Ow, [Bleep.]
! [Giggling.]
It doesn't exactly take a genius to figure out that this stunt has something to do with bees.
Doesn't exactly take a genius to figure out this stunt has something to do with bees.
Unfortunately.
Here is your next stunt.
[Bees buzzing.]
One of you will be bound by your wrists and hung from that gallows while covered in over 100,000 bees.
[Screaming and clapping.]
- No way.
- No, I can't! On go, your partner is going to have to eat 20 live bees - Oh - What? And then, run over and grab that ax handle which is covered in bees.
You will then use the ax handle to smash the box to retrieve the ax head.
Put the head on the ax handle, and then cut the rope to drop your partner and stop the time.
[Bees buzzing.]
The slowest team will be eliminated.
[Groaning.]
We have randomly selected today's order, and Zach and misty you guys are lucky number one.
Yes, yes, yes.
Zach and misty you guys were brave enough to meet each other on the on the Internet.
- Yeah.
- Whoo.
How do you feel about bees, though? [Chuckles.]
I don't know.
Uh, they like me.
Ah! They really, really like me.
Listen, obviously you're going to have to get comfortable with the idea of bees on top of you.
- Or in you.
- [Laughing.]
I'm about to pee on myself.
It's all right, maybe that will help.
All right, you guys ready to do this? Yeah.
All right, well, good luck to you.
- Thanks.
- Have at it.
[Applause.]
Remember, slowest team gets eliminated.
[Bees buzzing.]
I think you'd be better at the ax, so You know they'll be climbing everywhere.
I know.
They'll be going on your ears they're going to be everywhere you can imagine.
Moving all the time.
Make sure you can eat them.
Don't hesitate because you'll probably get stung even more if you hesitate.
Yeah, no hesitation.
Grab it first try.
- Definitely.
You got it.
- Got it.
Got it? All right, Zach and misty are up first.
How nervous are you guys? I'm super freaked out.
Are you scared of eating the bees? Yeah.
[Laughs.]
Like getting stung in the throat doesn't sound too cool either.
Okay, look at this.
Misty's all goggled up now.
Oh, my gosh.
Those little bottles those are pheromones.
Oh They're going to put the pheromones on your body, and this will attract the bees to your body.
Oh.
I really want to look down.
- Don't.
- Oh, my God.
How you doing there, misty? Oh, my gosh.
This isn't cool! Whatever you do, don't sneeze.
[Laughing.]
[Groaning.]
[Whimpers.]
Zachary? You're okay.
Zach, you gotta eat all 20 of those bees, then you gotta grab that ax handle, smash the box, put the head on the ax handle, chop the rope, and stop the clock.
Are you ready? Yes.
In three, two, one, go! [Muffled screaming.]
All right, here comes the first bee down the hatch.
[Muffled screaming.]
What is this crazy move he's doing? Hang in there, misty.
This is nuts.
That's 5.
15 more to go.
Oh, my God, Zachary! Oh, oh, my God.
Hurry up! Keep I-my God! R, misty.
Go, Zach, yeah! Yeah, he's eating them like they're tasty.
He's chewing them.
Go for it, Zach.
Come on.
Set that bar high! Here comes number 15.
He's got it.
- You're almost there.
- My God.
Zach, you're a bee-eating savage, come on! - You've got it! - He's shaking.
- I think he's chewing glass.
- Zachary? Oh, I can hear it.
I can hear it.
You can do it.
[Shrieks.]
Last one, Zach! All right, bees are done, now he's going to go in and get that ax handle.
He got it.
Very nice.
Smash that.
Nice.
Quickly! There you go.
Now he's gotta attach that ax head so he can chop her down.
Nice.
Nicely done.
One minute and 54 seconds.
Congratulations.
That's so bad.
- [Muffled screaming.]
- Stay there, misty.
Don't move, they're going to take the bees off you.
Please welcome back Zach and misty.
[Applause.]
Good job, you guys.
So what was that like? - [Chuckles.]
- It sucked.
- You get stung? - Yeah.
Couple times? Zach, you struggled a little bit with those bees.
We heard you crunching.
Were you chewing on some glass? Yeah, I don't know.
I started shaking.
When it when it came down to you were looking at the bee and you're like, I don't know.
Did the bees sting your mouth? And there's 20 of them yeah, they got my upper lip.
- Yeah? - Yeah, so All right, Keith and laurann, what did you guys learn from watching Zach and misty? Not to bite down while the glass is still in your mouth.
[Laughs.]
- You ready to do this? - Yeah.
I'm ready.
All right.
Go get it [applause.]
All right, misty and Zach, how are these guys going to do? I think the cockiness today is covering up.
I can see right through it.
A honey grand.
[Whimpers.]
It stung my nose.
You're good, you're good, you're good, you're good.
That hurts so bad.
I know, but if she could take it, you can.
- Mm.
- I don't think so.
If you guys had to guess, who's going to get eliminated today? I hate to say it, but I think team blue is going home.
No, I love this because it makes me wanna, like, kick their butts even more.
Is that good? Feel the motivation rising up in you? It will be fun to surprise you guys today.
All right, Keith, in three, two, one, go! [Bees buzzing.]
All right, Keith, here we go.
I'm gonna count you down.
Are you ready? Ready.
Time to beat is 1 minute 54 seconds.
You do that, you automatically advance.
Got it, got it, got it.
Counting down.
Here we go.
In three, two, one, go! That's one.
- Crunching them again.
- [Screaming.]
That's two.
Oh, he's going for it.
Don't start panicking now, laurann.
[Muffled screaming.]
Oh.
He's shooting through these.
Two more, Keith.
Hang in there, laurann! There you go, man.
That's it.
All right, now get the ax handle.
He reached it and he got it.
Smashed it quick.
Jeez.
Wow, he's moving fast, he's not playing around.
Take your time.
He's struggling a little bit with the head.
- That's it.
Time, 1:51.
[Groaning.]
All right, so they automatically will move on.
- We got it, - I wish it was over! Oh, oh, oh! [Blowing air.]
Zach and misty, you're still on the bubble.
- Close though.
- Yeah, it was close, but - I like that.
Are you still rooting for Jen and Eddie to screw it up? - Yes.
- I'm sorry.
Jen and Eddie, good luck to you.
Get on out there.
Go get it! All right.
Good luck, guys.
Welcome back, laurann and Keith.
Congratulate them on moving on to the next round.
Now that you are back, everybody was saying that Eddie and Jen are going to be slower.
Yeah.
- They're going home for sure.
- For sure? Wow, do you hear this man? II - you're going to get stung.
- Man, whatever dude.
- You want to hear my strategy? - No.
I don't care.
I've already done it so I can help you.
Would you like me to help you right now? The question becomes whether or not what you're going to say to me is are you trying to help me or you're just trying to psych me out? It's in my best interest for you to stay is what I'm saying.
'Cause you think we are suckier than them on the whole.
Exactly.
Oh, my goodness.
I don't believe that.
Oh, my God.
Jen, you're doing great.
Stay strong.
You look great.
[Muffled.]
- Check them out.
- Ouch! - Ow! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't be doing that.
Yo, I'm covered right now.
I don't want to get stung anymore.
My competition is over.
I think the bees are pissed off.
- What? - Oh! [Shrieks.]
- I'm so upset right now.
- I'm walking away.
Sorry, I have to.
All right, here we go, Eddie.
You ready do to this? Time to beat is 1 minute and 54 seconds.
If you do that, you will automatically advance to the next round.
Here we go.
In three, two, one, go! Go, Eddie! [Muffled screaming.]
All right, yeah, jiggle it.
There you go, that's what I did.
- Jiggle it.
- Come on, Eddie.
Go, Eddie.
Come on, Eddie.
Eddie's got a great pace going right now.
The fastest so far.
The pressure's on.
[Whimpering.]
Come on, Eddie.
Keep it together.
There you go.
Oh, my God.
- Come on, Eddie.
- Quick, quick.
Quick! Go for it! One minute in, Eddie! You can still do it.
Aw, he's not trying to do it.
He's not trying to get in there.
Get in there! Get in there! There you go! Quick, quick, quick.
Whoa! Come on, Eddie, you got time.
You can still do this! - He's got it backwards.
- You got it backwards! Is it upside down? [Bleep.]
.
[Screaming and cheering.]
Oh, my God.
He's got it on upside down right now, and it's stuck.
We're good.
I'm not even worried.
Knock it off on something! Knock it off on something! Pull it out.
Zach and misty, congratulations.
Oh, my God! Whoo! Yes! Lock it! There you go.
- [Bleep.]
! - There you go.
3 minutes and 15 seconds.
Damn it.
Ladies and gentlemen, and across America, follow instructions! 'Cause all that good [Bleep.]
was negated by not remembering which way the axe handle goes.
Guess who didn't do it? Just from how I felt when I was up there, you doing the things, I get it.
I get how you can be so flustered and so nervous that you're Yeah, but still, if you're past preschool, don't try to fit the circle in the square hole.
He was that nervous.
He was that nervous.
Troy and Dorothy, who's going to be hanging, who's going to be eating? I'll be hanging.
So you're more afraid of eating the bees than you are - no, I don't like bees at all.
- You don't like bees at all? - No.
They're evil.
So you're not more afraid of eating them than you are of being covered in them? I don't want them anywhere near me.
They're going to be everywhere near you.
I'd think that you would want to be the one that eats them.
I wanna face my fear.
- You want to face your fear? - I would like to face my fear.
- I do.
- It's like therapy to you.
Yeah, this is like this is Fear Factor therapy.
Jen, I got to first of all tell you, you held your composure.
I was proud of you.
Unfortunately, your partner made a few errors.
Are you upset at him at all? Yeah.
Like, I just really wanted to go all the way.
You're not out of it, yet.
You never know.
You got it.
She's about to freak.
Think she's going to freak out? If what she says is true.
She says she doesn't like bees.
You know what, man, you gotta think, that girl's a marine.
I mean, her tolerance for pain has gotta be through the roof.
You're okay, you're okay.
Just relax.
Just relax.
You got it.
You can quit anytime.
No one's holding you back.
Don't listen to him.
You can quit anytime.
It's all good.
Come on, man! You're okay.
Just relax.
The bees are so angry.
You can't handle it! The bees are so angry! [Bees buzzing.]
They'll sting for a second, but you'll be okay.
You know exactly what you have to do.
Your time to beat is three minutes and 15 seconds.
I'm going to count you down.
In three, two, one, go! Don't choke on a bee! Plenty of time! Hold on.
There you go, buddy.
No, no, hold on to it.
Hold on to it, yeah.
Yeah, drink it! Rip that thing! She can't handle it.
Yeah, we can clean your face off right now.
Yeah, it's okay, just wipe 'em off.
You know, just blow, breathe, yeah.
Yeah, watch it.
Watch it.
Come on! Yo, my eyes are stinging.
You feel it! Wait, oh, my gosh, blow them off, blow them off.
Oh, there's a freak out going on here.
Oh, my gosh, blow them off! Holy crap, they're going crazy! Oh, they're everywhere! They're all on you're face! Oh, my gosh, you feel that? They're everywhere! You can't handle this.
Just quit, just quit! Might as well just quit now.
She's shaking, she's done, she's done.
- You gotta help your partner.
- Last one! Remember, put the ax handle on backwards! Got the handle! - Be very careful.
- There he goes! Put it on backwards.
Remember.
Oh, look at him studying it carefully.
Right away, he's got it.
He's got it.
Time! 2 minutes and 44 seconds.
Congratulations.
Yeah! Oh! Eddie and Jen, sorry, you guys are eliminated.
It was very nice meeting you, but this is the end of the line.
- Bye.
- Good job, good job.
Losing Fear Factorstings, but it doesn't sting nearly as much as the four bee stings I got.
But you know what nothing has ever hurt so good.
I would like to hope that if I made a big mistake that he wouldn't hold it against me, so I can't hold it against him.
I feel definitely disappointed, but this was an awesome experience.
Congratulations to all of you.
You've all moved on to the next round.
Let's get out of here and see what we have in store for you next.
Come with me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[Dramatic music.]
[Bees buzzing.]
[Dramatic music.]
Two events down, three to go.
We're definitely the front runners.
The competition definitely knows that.
I really don't even care anymore that we're not dating.
This isn't a dating show.
We're a team.
Coming from just meeting on Craig's list, we've done well, we work well together.
We're really disappointed coming in third in the last event.
So today we're going all the way.
We're not even halfway through this thing, but you guys have already been through a lot.
[Laughter.]
Yeah.
So how's everybody feeling? Everybody heal up from their bee stings? - Somewhat.
- Somewhat? Is that a bandana around a boo-boo? - No.
- What is that? It's for awesome effects.
How are you guys getting along together now? We decided we're more, like, brother and sister.
What? What happened? What? He just gets on my nerves like my brother used to get on my nerves.
- Really? - Yeah.
Like he does like little nitpicky things.
Like, "oh, let me throw a pillow on your face.
" She's just always there.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
That means you're in a bed.
You're hanging around with pillows.
You guys have fooled around.
Stop lying to America.
[Laughing.]
Laurann and Keith, what about you guys? You guys are the leaders, you guys have won both events.
Are you feeling a little cocky? Just a little bit.
- Just a little bit? - Just a little bit.
You're gonna go home.
Bye-bye.
It's only two events, so we got three to go.
Yeah, but only two out of two so - What have you done? - All you've done is sat there.
Obviously I've done more than what your partner has done.
Oh! Okay, if the girls have something to do today, she's going to stand out, just watch.
She's just talk.
That's all it is.
And I will continue to talk.
That's how that's what I'm going to do.
- Well, keep talking.
- Until you are no longer here for people to hear you talking.
You're not gonna say anything.
You have you will have nothing to say.
Yeah, but you have to do that first before you can talk! What you're saying is, "one day, I'm going to beat you.
And that's what's up!" [Laughter.]
You guys ready to see your next stunt? All: Yes.
- Bring it! Here it is.
One of you will be in a window 13 stories above the ground.
Nuhuh.
We're not even halfway through this thing, but you guys have already been through a lot.
- Yeah.
- You've already been hung underneath helicopters, dropped into the water, covered in bees.
- Yup.
- Yup.
All in an effort to win $100,000.
- Whoo! - Yeah! [Applause.]
Oh, yeah.
You guys ready to see your next stunt? All: Yeah.
- We're ready.
- Right here.
- Here it is.
One of you will be in a window of that office building 13 stories above the ground.
On go, your partner will have two minutes to make their way along that ledge, retrieving flags hidden in those planters and hanging 150 feet above the ground.
For each flag you grab, the person behind the window will receive a sandbag.
When the time is up, you will be launched out the window and have to drop your bags as close to that target as possible.
The good news is no one is going to be eliminated today.
[Cheers and applause.]
- Damn! - [Laughs.]
Shut it, shut it, just shut it! Instead, the team that gets their beanbags closest to the center of that target will win $5,000 and get to pick tomorrow's order.
[Cheers and applause.]
We have randomly selected today's order.
And our leaders, laurann and Keith, you guys are lucky number one.
- Let's go, let's go, let's go.
- Good luck to you.
Good luck, good luck.
Yeah, good luck.
So you guys all feel the same way that they're getting a little cocky? A little overconfident? I'm also getting a little tired of "na-na-na-na-na-na" over here.
You're lucky I can't hit you, okay? She does talk a lot for not doing anything.
Oh, my God, Troy! [Laughing.]
Shut up.
Do me one thing.
- Are you kidding? - Look at this! Your own partner's high-fiving other teammates? Are you, like, are you, like - this will just fuel her, so it's good.
- It's good? - It will just fuel her.
[Dramatic music.]
What is this like for you guys? It could get real serious real quick.
Well, let's see it.
So you're, like, real calm until it gets hot? I've done it in basketball games, I've done it in volleyball games.
What's this? - Volleyball games? - Yeah.
We were in Iraq in a war.
We were getting mortared.
Okay.
You're talking about point two! Got you! [Laughs.]
[Suspenseful music.]
All right, laurann and Keith.
I'm gonna count you down.
In three, two, one, go! All right, here we go! She's off! Oh, God.
She's whacking at it right now.
She's got the first flag.
She's got to clip it for it to count.
That's the first one.
Well, she's got one.
Come on, laurann.
All right, she's got another one.
That's two sandbags.
30 seconds in.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
She's, like, whacking away at that.
Oh, my God.
She just got another one.
[Exhales.]
- Got three? - She's got three! She's making her way around the corner.
Wow.
That's crazy.
One minute to go, she's got another one.
She's clipping it on.
She got four.
Wow, she's already passed the ones on the bottom.
See, you have to remember when you come around.
Yeah.
That's five beanbags.
She's not going for any of the ones down below.
That's interesting.
30 seconds.
Laurann! She's gonna get ripped from that building, and he's gonna get blasted out the window.
He's even reaching! That's seven.
Time! Aah! Oh! Oh! Oh.
Not bad! Nice.
Whoo! [Dramatic music.]
You got two inside the target.
Keith, great job.
We're gonna mark your closest sandbag.
Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
Keith and laurann.
You guys did a fantastic job.
Laurann, you got seven flags.
You got two bags on the target.
And we marked the closest one.
And the closest one was 65 inches, so - ooh! - Very nicely done.
We got this.
We got this.
You guys set the bar very high.
All right, misty and Zach, tell me what you guys are gonna do right now.
- Our best.
- Half that! 30 inches.
All right.
Closest to the center wins.
Let's see how you do.
Good luck.
All: Good luck.
Ooh, you guys! You guys are going down.
Are they gonna do better or worse? I think they're gonna get more flags, but I think I don't think she's gonna be able to hit - I think they'll do worse 'cause I think that she's gonna be a little freaked out by the glass.
Probably four or five bags, she'd be good.
But eight, nine, I don't think she could she could hang on.
Stomach is turning.
Misty and Zach, here we go! In three, two, one.
Go! Don't fall! Still to come on Fear Factor 500 bull testicles.
[Gagging.]
Mm, yummy.
You gotta shove them in there.
Here we go.
100 grand on the line.
Oh, he lost it.
He lost control of the car.
All right, misty and Zach, you have two minutes to get as many flags as you can.
The closest you get to the target will win $5,000, and the distance to beat is 65 inches.
Here we go.
In three, two, one.
Go! All right, he's swinging at the first box.
We got this.
All right, that's one sandbag.
He got the first flag.
[Grunts.]
So hard to grab it.
That's two sandbags.
Don't fall! [Grunts.]
That's three.
He's got three.
Come on, Zach, you can do it! Come on, Zach.
Come on.
A minute left.
Yeah, Zachary! I'm comin'! You got it! Keep it up.
All right, he's got another one.
30 seconds.
All right, he's got six now.
She's got six sandbags.
There's seven.
Oh, snap! You got it! He's got another one.
Can he clip it on in time? Time! Whoo! Oh, oh.
Oh! Oh! - Damn! - Oh! Whoo! [Groans.]
[Ominous music.]
[Cheering.]
Keith, congratulations.
So pissed right now.
Welcome back, Zach and misty.
Yeah.
Welcome back, guys.
Welcome, sorry, welcome.
Welcome, welcome.
It looks like you got cut up quite a few times there, kid.
- Yeah.
- Looks like three three scratches from going through there? Glass does get in your goggles, just so you know.
- It does, it does.
- And down your pants.
No matter what.
And in your shirt.
- In your helmet.
- On your head, in your helmet.
Troy, Dorothy, is any of this freaking you guys out? - No, like, who cares? - Not at all.
You get scratched up, suck it up.
Gosh.
Yeah.
If you get closer than 65 inches, you will win $5,000.
Yeah! And you will get to pick tomorrow's order, even more important than the 5,000 bucks.
- Yep! - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, ready to do this? - Yes! - We're ready.
All right, get on out there.
- Let's do this.
- Go get it, go get it.
All: Good luck.
- All right, predictions.
Ladies and gentlemen.
Better or worse? Are they gonna do better or worse than you guys? I think they're gonna be surprised when they actually get up there.
When your face is a foot away from glass, and you have to bust through it, and you don't know when it's gonna happen, yeah.
Definitely a stressful situation.
- Yeah.
- But I think even with going first, we're gonna be able to hold our own.
All right, Troy and Dorothy, here we go.
I'm gonna count you down.
In three, two, one.
Go! All right, here goes Dorothy.
She's out the window.
All right, here we go.
Whacking the planter.
She's not finding it yet.
She's struggling.
There's no way.
She's gonna struggle the whole way.
They're only gonna get, like, three watch.
She got one.
Not doing nearly as good as laurann.
I know, you got her easily.
I wasn't even worried about that.
She's having a real hard time busting up the boxes.
- They're hard! - She thought it was easy.
I'll tell you, laurann's got some she's got some spring to that shot.
All right, she's got two now.
D.
J.
, come on! Go faster! Go! Troy's rooting her on.
He's screaming for her.
30 seconds.
All right, here she goes.
They got three now.
She's gonna reach down for this one.
Yeah, you can't just pull it off, you're gonna have to clip it.
She got four.
- Uh-oh, uh-oh.
- That's it.
- He's getting - Yank, yank! Oh, she's having such a hard time.
- She's about to be yanked.
- Yank 'em! Can she clip it on? Both: Yank 'em! She got it! Time! [Yells.]
Oh, snap! Oh, snap! Oh! [Cheering.]
No! [Groans.]
Celebrate, Keith and laurann, you guys have pulled it off! That's right! What happened? Dorothy and Troy, welcome back.
Welcome back.
What happened? How did it go? Uh, she was slow as hell.
That's what happened.
- Oh.
- Troy, can you just - my sentiments exactly.
- Oh! Okay, no one's talking to you.
I'm t he asked me a question.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
Oh, my God, really? No, I'm not gonna stop talking - you've gotta realize, she's got a very good point.
They've won three things in a row.
I'm not gonna stop talking crap.
I understand that you're not gonna stop.
I understand.
So that's not gonna happen.
I totally believe you're not gonna stop.
And this was the only thing where laurann actually beat me.
That's the only thing.
- No, no, no, listen, she did.
- Not in my opinion.
They won three things in a row.
You can't take it from them.
Shut up, shut up! I don't care, I don't care, I don't care.
Dorothy, here's what's important.
What's important is that Keith and Lauren just won $5,000.
- Whatever.
- Where the money at? And on top of that, the ability to pick tomorrow's order.
- Ooh.
- Don't you guys love that? So you're in an excellent position.
- Am I supposed to be scared? - And ladies and gentlemen, we haven't even gotten started yet.
We still have two more stunts for you.
Now let's get out of here and see what we have next for you guys.
Come on.
I think us being undefeated is really messing with them.
Like, I think they're definitely getting scared, and I think the one that's the most scared is Troy because, as every day goes by, he loses more and more faith in Dorothy.
[Cow moos.]
I just really want to shut Keith and laurann up.
That is, like, my ultimate goal in life right now.
Misty and I meeting over the Internet, it's pretty awesome how well we've done and worked together for not even knowing each other.
Hello, hello, hello! What's up? Welcome back.
Congratulations to Keith and laurann, first of all, for winning $5,000 in the last event.
And also having the ability to pick today's order.
Are you ready to see your fourth stunt? All: Yes! Here it is.
Inside this box are over 500 bull testicles.
- Mm.
Yummy.
- [Laughs.]
Oh Are you ready to see your fourth stunt? All: Yes! Here it is.
Inside this box are over 500 bull testicles.
[Insects buzzing.]
- Mm, yummy.
- [Laughs.]
Oh And here is your next stunt.
One of you will be strapped to this blade as it rotates and splashes into the water.
On "go," your partner is gonna smash their face into this box of testicles, grab one of them with their mouth, and then shove it into your mouth.
As it spins, your partner will then have to spit out that testicle into the testicle receptacle.
- What? - [Laughs.]
The team that transfers the least amount of bull testicles in four minutes will be eliminated.
[Insects buzzing.]
[Cow moos.]
Keith and laurann, yesterday you guys won the ability to pick today's order.
So who's gonna be lucky number one? - Let's let Troy and Dorothy.
- Shocker! You know what, I'll let you - surprise, surprise.
- I did not see that coming.
They're so confident that we're just gonna let them go ahead - Troy, do you feel like having someone like Dorothy talk so much smack on your side maybe is, like, a little bit of a hindrance, perhaps? It gets other people a little upset and has put you into this precarious situation? Well, I knew for a fact.
I mean, I've known her for six years.
I know she's gonna talk smack no matter what.
She does it every single day to me.
What about you, Keith? Do you find it at all amusing? Oh, I didn't hear anything.
I'm just looking at testicles over there, and it's not appetizing.
I don't want them in my mouth.
Well, Troy and Dorothy, you guys are going first.
- Yes.
- Tell me, first of all.
Who's gonna be on the blade, who's gonna be stuffing their face into the box of testicles? How are you gonna work it out? I think I think I would have a better chance of getting them in the empty box.
So he's gonna be on the blade, and I'll be putting the testicles in my mouth from the box.
Shazam.
Go out there, set that bar high.
Ready? Yeah! - Let's do it.
- All right, you get out there.
Have fun with those nuts in your mouth.
Have fun.
Have fun.
It smells gross.
Smells like $100,000.
That's what that smells like.
Let's get some predictions starting out with Keith and laurann since you guys are the champs so far the leaders.
I don't think they're gonna do too hot.
I'd give them four.
Four.
That was the number that came to my mind as well.
Four.
I think they're gonna do good, but not good enough.
[lnsects buzzing.]
You think Dorothy's big mouth could be an advantage here? - No.
- Does she have a big mouth? She does have a lot of jawing.
- I think it's tired.
- It's tired.
- Yeah.
- It's true.
[Cow moos.]
- Cow agrees.
- Yeah.
[Cow moos.]
- Are you ready to do this? - Yep.
Ready! Time starts now! She's got a testicle in her mouth.
Oh, she missed his mouth.
You gotta shove them in there.
You gotta shove it in his mouth.
Shove it in there.
There you go.
He's got one.
[Coughs.]
Oh! One miss.
You were this close, bro.
- Oh, God.
- Ew.
Oh, two misses! Once again, you were this close, bro.
She's getting mad.
She's talking trash already.
Oh, she missed another one! You gotta shove it in there, Dorothy! Come on.
You don't wanna get eliminated, Dorothy! Shove it in there.
There you go.
All right, here we go.
Here we go.
Come on, Troy! Yes! That's one.
Very nice.
Come on, Troy.
[Yells.]
Ew! Ugh.
Only one so far.
This is not looking good.
Ugh! Come on, Troy come on, Troy! Yes! Two! Dos! Very nice.
Coming up on two minutes! Oh, timing.
D.
J.
, come on.
Come on, Dorothy, get it together! Come on, Dorothy.
Oh, another one! You gotta really stuff it in there, Dorothy! - Oh! Come on, Dorothy! - Come on! There we go, come on, Troy! - Come on, Troy! - You got this! You got this.
You got this, bro! Yes! Three.
Nice! You're still good, keep it together, oh! - Get the small ones.
- Oh, down! - Oh, my God.
Shut up! - Don't argue.
Just keep working.
Oh, no! In my mouth! This is you need a good partner here.
Fail! - Right now Dorothy is failing! - Fail! Failing horribly! Oh, again.
Hold it in my mouth longer.
You gotta stuff it in there! Dorothy, you gotta stuff it in there! Ten seconds.
Nice! Ew.
And you're done.
Oh, it looks like four testicles will be it.
You missed a lot of making it, so shut up.
- Uh, I don't have hands.
- Shut up! I'm pretty sure you put it on my cheek.
I'm right here.
Why are you yelling? I'm right here.
Right here.
Thank you.
[Spits.]
- Did you just spit at me? - Yeah.
Wow, dude.
That was pretty mature.
Thank you.
[Chuckles.]
When someone spits at me, something bad happens, so watch your back, Troy.
- Really? - Yeah, I'm serious about that.
Oh, I'm so scared of you.
[Cow moos.]
Welcome back, Dorothy and Troy.
Hey.
You guys were getting a little upset at each other up there.
No, Troy was getting a little upset.
And he did a childish thing, but it's okay, it's fine.
Well, first off, I can't do anything in there other than hold my breath and open my mouth, so - ah, guess you should've bit down harder.
They're a bit on the slippery side.
How can I if I have, like, less than a half a second? Okay, I'm talking now, so can you please shut up? Oh, really? Wait.
Oh, how about me? Can I talk once in a while? So whenever you do have the testicles - okay, go ahead.
'Cause you did a lot.
They are slimy, so like, you know, they are slippery.
So you know Hang on.
Hey - do not, do not, do not touch me, got it? Don't touch me.
Hey, listen.
I'm sorry for spitting on you, because it was in the moment.
Obviously, I was frustrated.
That's all I wanted.
Thank you.
Okay, but listen.
I was in the moment and you were not please tell me you were not doing what I was instructing you to do.
- Should've clamped down harder.
- Right? I can't if you don't give me the time, right? Mm, I'm right here.
Stop yelling, please.
Laurann and Keith, you guys still retain the ability to pick the order.
You can choose to go now, or you can choose to send Zach and misty.
Which one's it gonna be? Um, actually, we're gonna let them go.
- [Chuckles.]
- And why is that? You never know what you can learn by watching one more time, so I learned that if you pretend that the testicle receptacle is Dorothy's face, you'll probably be more accurate.
That's what I learned.
And I learned that if you don't wanna get kicked in the balls, you'll shut the hell up right now.
I'm pretty sure you're not gonna touch him.
And I pretty sure I wasn't [Bleep.]
talking to you, so shut up.
You are now.
[Overlapping insults.]
Okay, okay, you guys are getting a little too tense.
- She's not gonna - Let's not get crazy.
Yeah, just keep talking.
This is all about Zach and misty right now, so let's just concentrate on them real quick.
And everybody else, just take some deep breaths.
Who's doing what here? [Chuckles.]
I'm putting my face in the testicles.
And I'm spinning and spitting.
Nice.
You ready to do it? - Yep.
- Yeah.
All right, good luck to you.
You know exactly what you have to do.
[Flies buzzing.]
Let's do this.
[Groans.]
All right.
Oh, man.
[Gags.]
All right, let me get some predictions here, starting out with you two guys who just did it.
Obviously, you're hoping they get less than four.
But what do you think's gonna happen? - Um - I don't know.
With Troy giving away all his techniques, they may get more than four.
All of our techniques? We got four.
I said, "all of your technique," actually.
[Exhales.]
Ugh.
Blah, blah, blah.
All right.
You guys ready to do this? - Yeah.
- As ready as I'll ever be.
Misty, did you ever imagine when you answered that craigslist ad, that you'd be here, about to shove your face into a big box of testicles? - No, mm-mm.
- No? Not in your wildest dreams? Mmmm.
How does that smell over there? - Wretched.
- Wretched? - Disgusting.
- Smells like flowers.
You dry heaved when I pulled the lid off of that.
Do you think you're gonna throw up? Let's just go, 'cause I'm ready.
Okay.
[Groans.]
- All right.
- Good luck.
And Now! [Gags.]
You guys know exactly what you must do.
If you get more than four testicles into the testicle receptacle, you will automatically move on to the final stunt and have a shot at $100,000.
Ooh.
- [Groans.]
- All right.
Good luck.
He looks scared.
And Now! Yeah, not yet.
[Gags.]
All right, misty.
She's got a testicle.
And Zach's got it.
Very nicely done.
Close.
Very close - Almost, bro.
- But no cigar.
All right, he shoved it in, that one.
She really shoved that one in.
That was good.
Oh! Again! Uhoh.
You're hitting the same spot every time.
- It's so easy.
- You gotta adjust! Zach! Hey, Zach.
You're this close, man.
Oh! You are literally hitting the same spot on the ground every time.
That's three misses in a row.
Come on.
Miss! Nice! We got one! You got it.
You got it? Oh! The rim! So close.
Oh! Oh, yes.
Uhoh.
You got to be real aggressive with those, misty.
Really shove 'em in his mouth.
Come on.
Two minutes in! Ah! Oh, he missed it! Oh, another miss! Troy and Dorothy, how you feeling? You got to be feeling good right now.
Oh, feeling better.
- Got to be feeling good.
- Feeling better.
Come on.
There's only one in there.
We're halfway there.
It was only one.
Yes! We got two! Go for it.
Yes! We got three! - Come on! - Do it, Zach! Uhoh.
Uh-oh.
You got it.
We're not losing.
Yes! Four! [Cheering.]
Yeah! Just keep going! - Ah! - Oh! Come on, Zach.
- Take that shot.
- Come on.
Finish it off.
Make it.
- Yes! - Yes! Five! You guys automatically advance because you got five.
You are moving on to tomorrow.
Congratulations.
Oh, my God.
I'm so happy right now! Oh, you don't even know.
Oh, you look so gross.
Balls, testicles, and [Gags.]
All over my face and I am the happiest girl right now.
[Laughs.]
[Bull moos.]
Now, Keith and laurann, you guys have been utterly dominant through three stunts.
You are in the lead.
Now all this domination, all this victory together, has this brought you guys any closer together? You broke up three days before the show started.
Do you feel more bonded now? Is a possible reunion on the horizon? We're, uh, we're good in our own places right now.
And maybe, who knows - who knows? Who knows? - Ah, yep.
We're just going to leave it there.
But now, the task at hand, the focus is on getting more than four testicles into the testicle receptacle.
You ready to do this? Ready to dominate.
Get out there and dominate.
Good luck to you.
- All right.
- Have fun.
You really were going to give me a high five, too, right? [Mock shrieking.]
[Intense music.]
- All right.
- Good luck to you.
Here we go.
Oh, no.
Oh! [Yelling.]
Get set.
And Go! All right, she's got it, she's got the testicle.
He's coming out, stuff it in his mouth hard! Here we go! Oh, Keith lost it! [Groaning.]
He lost the first one.
Oh, my goodness! Come on, laurann.
Laurann, Keith, if there's ever time to talk trash, the time is now.
You're acting like you've never had one in your mouth.
Go for it.
Yes, first one is in! [Water splashing.]
So far only one.
Oh, little long! Oh, not working out, oh ho ho.
One minute in! Yes, two! You got a pair of testicles.
Yes, three! Keith's got his groove.
Come on, laurann.
There's our Keith.
That's four! One more, and you send Dorothy and Troy home and advance to the finals! Don't get this last one.
Double digits, double digits.
Yes, five.
Congratulations, Keith and laurann! You have moved on to the finals.
And you are that much closer to $100,000.
You'll be meeting Zach and misty in the finals.
Six! We only needed to get five to send home Dorothy and Troy.
But we needed to also get in the heads of Zach and misty.
Seven! Because we have another $100,000 stunt coming up.
Eight! So that's why we decided to not stop at five and just to actually get to double digits.
Nine! Oh, he's gonna do it.
- No! - Ten! Oh, my goodness.
You are the king of testicles.
Oh, that was a ridiculous one.
Eleven.
Time.
Congratulations to laurann and Keith again.
You guys have dominated the competition.
You guys are conquerors.
This is getting ridiculous.
Four stunts in a row.
Troy and Dorothy Sorry you guys didn't have a successful run here at Fear Factor, but I hope you had a good time.
- Yeah, it was good.
- It was very nice meeting you.
And take care.
That's a wrap.
- All right, all right.
- Onward.
Beat them, please.
All right, Troy, all right, bro.
- No.
- All right.
That's why you going home! Shut it, shut it! - That's why you're going home.
- That's why you're gonna lose.
Walking away from the game, walk away from $100,000, it sucks, you know.
Like, I wanted to win.
But I-I'm not really mad.
Like, I really did try my best, you know? I'm proud of myself.
Troy may not be, but I don't really care.
The one thing I'm very disappointed in is that my partner wants to sit here and smack-talk people but doesn't want to back it up with, you know, wins.
You telling me, Troy, that I argue with people too much? Well, maybe if you had a pair and you knew how to argue, I wouldn't have to do it for both of us.
Congratulations to you all for moving on to the final stunt, where you will compete for $100,000.
How's that sound? - Sounds great.
- Sounds good.
All right, let's get out of here.
Let's see what we have in store next for you guys.
Come on.
Feeling quite confident coming into the stunt today.
Zach and misty realize that they're no match for the dynamic duo of Keith and laurann.
The $100,000 is right around the corner.
But to be honest, we need to win today just so we don't look like dumdums who've tried so hard through these past competitions and stumble at the end.
Keith and laurann have won a lot.
And it is a little bit intimidating.
It doesn't really matter what they've done up until now.
It just matters what they do today on this stunt.
What's up, what's up? - Hey! - Hey.
- Welcome, welcome.
- How's it going? Welcome.
This is it.
The final day.
The final stunt has come.
And what a ride it's been.
- Yeah.
- Lot of crazy stuff.
You got rid of Troy and Dorothy.
And, uh, I'm wondering whether or not their friendship is going to last.
- Nope.
- Probably not.
- Don't think so.
- It's already over.
That was, uh that was pretty brutal.
- No.
- Not after spit.
Now, Keith, I understand that you grew up watching Fear Factor.
You watched it when you were younger.
Now here you are on it.
What's that like? Itit's it's just like I always thought.
He's like, I've got all these dreams how it'd be.
It really is.
I was like, "man, if I do that show, I'd probably kill.
" [Laughs.]
And I'm doing the show and I'm Killing so far, so All four of you, you're all fierce competitors.
You've made it to the final stunt.
Whoo! Are you ready to see your final stunt? - Yeah! - Yes, we are.
- Yes, oh, my God.
- Here it is.
- Oh, my God.
- That's crazy.
Oh, my God.
One team is going to walk away today with $100,000 and the title of Fear Factor champions.
Whoo! Are you ready to see your final stunt? - Yeah! - Yes, we are.
- Yes, oh, my God.
- Here it is.
[Horn blares.]
One of you will be handcuffed to th Fear Factor truck.
On go, your partner will have to run over and free you.
Once freed, you will then unlock the steering wheel and race back to that specially rigged car.
Once in that car, one of you will be steering.
The other will be working the pedals from the passenger seat.
- [Groans.]
- [Laughs.]
You will then have to navigate this course as fast as you can in an effort to catch up with that truck as it speeds down the road.
The time will stop when you crash your car into the truck.
Oh.
Whoever can do that the fastest will win $100,000 and the title of Fear Factor champions.
[Cheers and applause.]
We have randomly selected today's order.
And Keith and laurann, you guys are lucky number one.
- Whoo! - [Groans.]
Keith and laurann, you know what you've got to do.
Give me some predictions.
I'm predicting utter destruction.
- Utter destruction.
- Utter destruction.
- Yeah.
- They're going down.
How good is laurann at driving? She's a good driver.
How good is Keith at driving? There's a little hesitation there.
How good is Keith at driving? - Um, Keith's a good driver.
- He's a good driver? I think we both, um, like to speed and weave in and out of traffic, so that comes in handy today.
Do you really? You guys are a-hole drivers? We both drive like that.
Yeah.
Yeah, my license has been suspended longer than it's been valid.
- Really? - Yeah.
And I have probably about 15 speeding tickets.
Really? Well, we know where the prize money's going.
Zach and misty, you give me a prediction.
How are they going to do? I think it'll be close.
Definitely, it's going to be close.
I don't think they're going to do good enough to win.
Look at this.
You got a tough competitor here.
Pretty confident.
I'm confident in my partner.
All right, Keith and laurann, you ready to do this? - Yeah.
- We're ready.
All right, let's go get you harnessed up.
Come on.
Let's go.
- Keith and laurann.
- Yes, sir.
This is it.
The moment of truth.
- Yep.
- How you guys feeling? - Great.
- Really good.
- Feeling fortuitous? - Yes, definitely.
- Energized.
- Energized? - Ready to go.
- Who's going to do what? Who's going to drive? Who's going to work the pedals? I'm going to drive, she's going to pedal.
Okay, so you're both lead feet.
You're both ready to do this.
She has a little bit more of a lead foot than I do.
- Little more? - Which is why it's perfect.
Perfect.
Perfect indeed.
Good luck to the both of you.
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
Whoohoo! All right, Zach and misty, this is it.
- I'm so nervous.
- Nervous? - Yeah.
- Yeah, my stomach is in knots.
[Dramatic music.]
All right, Keith and laurann, this is it.
In three, two, one Go! All right, he's off.
Look at him run.
Run, Keith.
Come on, Keith! He's fast.
Whoa! Look how quick he got on that ladder.
Whoo! He's moving.
Come on.
All right, get this key.
Put it in and turn all the way left.
All right, he's working on the handcuffs.
Keep turning left, keep turning left.
There you go.
Now they got it.
They're working the steering wheel.
I think you've got to get the wheel off with it.
They're working well together.
It definitely takes a while.
Yeah, it's taking a while to get that steering wheel off.
He got it! Here we go.
Climbing down now.
We have the steering wheel.
Keith's down.
Lauren's following behind him.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.
Remember they have to both hold on to the steering wheel as they run.
Grab the steering wheel.
Oh, my gosh.
This is, like, killing my stomach right now.
Almost there, almost there.
Let's go.
Come on, girl.
Don't slow, don't slow.
Come on, 100,000, 100,000.
Let's go! All right, go this way.
Now we get to the car.
They have to put that steering wheel in place.
And put their helmets on.
Here we go.
100 grand on the line.
Put steering wheel in.
[Engine revving.]
All right, in the car.
They are off.
They're navigating the obstacle course.
Remember, she's working the pedals.
And he's steering.
[Tires squealing.]
[Shouting.]
- Oh, they spun out.
- Yes! Yes! - Oh, my God.
- Yes! Come on, go, go, go, go.
That's a huge screw-up right there.
Oh, my gosh.
- Go.
- I'm I'm I'm flooring it.
[Shouting.]
- That was crazy.
- Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh.
Damn it! Welcome back, Keith and laurann.
- Hey, thanks, man.
- Hey.
Your time was 2 minutes and 19 seconds.
- Not bad.
- Not bad.
Yeah, wow.
You had some difficulty there, you spun out.
What was going on there? Was that just the difficulty of one person hitting the gas, the other person steering? - That's exactly what it was.
- Yeah.
It's just it is it's more difficult than you would think, um, to separate the steering from the speed.
Do you think you set the bar high enough? I think it's just high enough to keep these guys out of it.
Now, Zach and misty, what did you learn from watching them and how do you think you can improve on it? Either maybe go that tad bit slower so we don't spin out, and then Who knows? All right, well, you know what you have to do.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
All right, let's go get you suited up.
Whoo! All right, Zach and misty, 2 minutes and 19 seconds.
Beat that, you're going to win $100,000.
Oh, my God.
- Yes, we are.
- You guys are the underdogs.
- Yeah.
- I know, crazy story.
- Yep.
- All right.
You met on the Internet, you don't even know each other.
Here you are, five stunts in.
You're in the finals.
Oh, my God.
Down to two teams.
Down to one stunt! This is it.
Are you ready? Yes! Yes, I'm so ready.
Thank you, thank you.
- Have at it.
- Ooh God.
All right.
I think if misty's controlling the pedals, that's gonna be Yeah, I think she's gonna grandma it through the whole course, and they're going to try and be a little safer.
But that's going to work in our favor because they're just going to go too slow.
I think so, too.
All right.
So I think we got this.
All right, Keith and laurann.
This is kind of a weird situation for you guys right now.
- Really weird situation.
- You have to sit, wait it out.
Your destiny is in someone else's hands.
I don't think it's weird at all.
I think I can I'm comfortable right now.
- Yeah? - Yeah.
I really think we scared them into super-screwing up.
- Really? - Yeah.
Let's find out.
If they beat 2 minutes and 19 seconds, they will win.
If not, you guys dominated the whole show.
Let's see if it goes down Right now.
All right, Zach, this is it for $100,000.
I'm going to count you down.
In three, two, one, go! Go, Zach! Get it done! All right, Zach.
This is it for $100,000.
I'm going to count you down.
In three, two, one, go! Go, Zach, you can do it! Good job! You got it, you got it.
Monkey man, let's go.
He got up the ladder very quick.
There you go.
Hurry up, hurry up.
You're good, you're good.
Go ahead and do it.
He's working the handcuffs.
Come on, fumble, fumble, fumble.
You got it.
Oh, they're not coming off.
Not coming off.
Struggling with the handcuffs.
This could help you guys.
- [Groans.]
- Okay.
Throw that down the ladder.
Oh, she's coming down first, look at this.
He's going for the steering wheel and she's already at the ladder, on her way down.
You got it, you got it, you got it.
- Oh, he got it.
- Ugh.
Two Internet strangers work very well together.
You can throw it down.
Remember, they each have to have a hand on the wheel as they run.
Okay, they got it, they're holding on to it.
And they're running.
Come on.
And they're slowing.
[Laughs.]
Come on, come on, come on.
Doing well.
Are you guys nervous here? - Not yet.
- Not yet.
We're good, come on.
[Indistinct.]
Come on, go, go, go, go.
Come on.
Go.
All right, they're climbing into the car.
There they go.
Remember, she is working the pedals, and he's steering.
Oh, they're going very slow.
They are definitely going slower than you guys.
Slow and steady.
[Indistinct.]
I've got metal.
Here they go.
Oh! Whoo! [Intense music.]
[Screams.]
Man, that seemed fast.
No, hell, no.
We dusted them.
- [Laughs.]
- Oh, my God.
Holy - We did awesome! Give me your hand.
You did a great job.
You did awesome.
Zach and misty, hey, hey.
Oh, oh, my gosh.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, this is really this is killing me.
- Well - That was wild.
- Oh, my God.
- It was very close.
It was very close.
Oh, my God.
You guys definitely learned watching Keith and laurann make mistakes.
Yes.
- It was very close.
- Oh, my God.
The time difference was five seconds.
[Groaning.]
The time to beat was 2 minutes and 19 seconds.
You guys got 2 minutes and 14 seconds.
[Screaming.]
Congratulations, Zach and misty! - Yeah! - Whoo! You guys are thefear factchampions! Keith and laurann Congratulations.
You guys dominated every event except for this one, Keith and laurann, but you still won $5,000.
It was very nice meeting both of you.
- Yeah.
- Very nice meeting you.
Take care, guys.
[Grunt.]
Uhh! Damn.
- Zach and misty, what's up? - Oh, yeah! You got through hanging beneath the helicopter.
You got through being covered in bees.
You got through getting knocked off the building.
You got through bobbing for bull testicles.
Oh, my God.
And you guys just won $100,000.
Congratulations.
And evidently, fear was not a factor for you guys.
Congratulations.
- Aah! - Big hug.
Come on.
I love you guys.