Space Ghost Coast to Coast (1993) s07e08 Episode Script
Mommentary: Jellybean
It's showtime. "Kentucky nightmare."
"Kentucky nightmare." Welcome to the show.
Welcome to the show. Dave, do you need
welcome to the show. Dave, do you need another glass of wine?
Dave, do you need another glass of wine? Loosen you up.
Another glass of wine? Loosen you up. To loosen up a little
loosen you up. To loosen up a little bit more, yes.
To loosen up a little bit more, yes. Are we on?
Anybody want a jellybean? Yes. I wondered where they went.
Yes. I wondered where they went. My name is
Where they went. My name is I'm not getting black ones.
My name is I'm not getting black ones.
Want one of these, Dave?
I'm not getting black ones.
Want one of these, Dave? No, thank you.
Want one of these, Dave? No, thank you. Can I trade
no, thank you. Can I trade these black ones in?
Can I trade these black ones in? Here, let me have that.
These black ones in? Here, let me have that.
I like coming over here
here, let me have that. I like
coming over here because there's food
I like coming over here because there's food everywhere.
Because there's food everywhere. Are we going to dusty's
everywhere. Are we going to dusty's barbecue right after this?
Are we going to dusty's barbecue
right after this? Yeah. Get some
barbecue right after this? Yeah. Get some fried pork rinds.
Yeah. Get some fried pork rinds. Let's introduce each other.
Fried pork rinds. Let's introduce each other.
That's Dave Willis over there.
Let's introduce each other. That's Dave
Willis over there. Ok. There's mammalara
that's Dave Willis over there. Ok. There's mammalara over there.
Ok. There's mammalara over there. That's Mike lazzo
over there. That's Mike lazzo sitting to my left.
That's Mike lazzo sitting to my left. Can y'all tell
sitting to my left. Can y'all tell that I'm really tired today?
Can y'all tell that I'm really tired today?
Can you tell that Mike's
that I'm really tired today?
Can you tell that Mike's more in the center
can you tell that Mike's more in the center and I'm to your left
more in the center and I'm to your
left and Dave is to your right?
And I'm to your left and Dave is
to your right? Now I'm going behind
and Dave is to your right? Now I'm going behind the tv now.
Now I'm going behind the tv now. I'm going on this side.
The tv now. I'm going on this side. I'm gonna stay right here
I'm going on this side.
I'm gonna stay right here and monopolize.
I'm gonna stay right here and monopolize.
Now, if you break that,
and monopolize. Now, if you break that, you buy it.
Now, if you break that, you buy it. Here's a clock
you buy it. Here's a clock that's ticking.
Here's a clock that's ticking. His hair is
that's ticking. His hair is the best part of him.
His hair is the best part of him. What else can we talk about
the best part of him. What else can
we talk about besides this show?
What else can we talk about besides this show?
Look, there's an eggbeater.
Besides this show? Look, there's an eggbeater. Ha ha ha!
Look, there's an eggbeater. Ha ha ha! Matt, you're not supposed
ha ha ha! Matt, you're not supposed to go back there.
Matt, you're not supposed to go back there.
Oh. Hey, plug that in.
To go back there. Oh. Hey, plug that in. I am.
Oh. Hey, plug that in. I am. For 3 minutes full.
I am. For 3 minutes full. Totally.
For 3 minutes full. Totally. Roy, do we have
Totally. Roy, do we have Have you got power?
Roy, do we have Have you got power? Yeah, right over here.
Have you got power? Yeah, right over here.
Let's beat those jelly beans.
Yeah, right over here. Let's beat those jelly beans.
Let's beat those jelly beans. This is actually
This is actually Roy's eggbeater.
This is actually Roy's eggbeater. Let's do.
Roy's eggbeater. Let's do. Roy is our sound designer,
let's do. Roy is our sound designer, and he's a
Roy is our sound designer,
and he's a This is a little deep for us.
And he's a This is a little deep for us. Pretty cool guy.
This is a little deep for us.
Pretty cool guy. I've enjoyed this one more
pretty cool guy. I've enjoyed this
one more than I have any of them.
I've enjoyed this one more than I have any of them.
Than I have any of them. Give it a little spin.
Give it a little spin.
Give it a little spin. All right, hold it up
All right, hold it up to the Mike. Wait.
All right, hold it up to the Mike. Wait. It only goes this far.
To the Mike. Wait. It only goes this far.
Take one of those things off.
It only goes this far. Take one of those
things off. Just beat those jellybeans.
Take one of those things off.
Just beat those jellybeans. Yeah, let's beat
just beat those jellybeans. Yeah, let's beat the jellybeans.
Yeah, let's beat the jellybeans. Into mayonnaise.
The jellybeans. Into mayonnaise. All right.
Into mayonnaise. All right. Can you get a shot of this?
All right. Can you get a shot of this? Yeah.
Can you guys get this?
Can you get a shot of this? Yeah. Can you guys get this?
Yeah. Can you guys get this? Keep it going.
Keep it going. What does a bear
keep it going. What does a bear have to do with it?
What does a bear have to do with it? Are they being beat?
Have to do with it? Are they being beat? They're getting
are they being beat? They're getting a little scarred.
They're getting a little scarred. Did Roy justRoy just got--
a little scarred. Did Roy justRoy just got-- oh, hey, Roy.
Did Roy justRoy just got-- oh, hey, Roy. Hey, Roy.
Oh, hey, Roy. Hey, Roy. Here's some stuff
hey, Roy. Here's some stuff you guys can mix.
Here's some stuff you guys can mix. Oh, yeah! Let's--
you guys can mix. Oh, yeah! Let's-- thanks, man.
Oh, yeah! Let's-- thanks, man. What is this, oatmeal?
Thanks, man. What is this, oatmeal? Oh, God.
What is this, oatmeal? Oh, God. Thanks a lot.
Oh, God. Thanks a lot. You're welcome.
Thanks a lot. You're welcome. Put some jellybeans in there.
You're welcome. Put some jellybeans in there.
Put some jellybeans in there. Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha. Hey, if that Hey, if that I know how to do that.
Hey, if that I know how to do that.
I know how to do that. You have any spoons?
You have any spoons? Ken?
You have any spoons? Ken? That's disgusting.
Ken? That's disgusting. Yeah.
That's disgusting. Yeah. I think we're gonna
yeah. I think we're gonna have to buy these jellybeans.
I think we're gonna have to buy
these jellybeans. This is how we do
have to buy these jellybeans.
This is how we do the interviews, ladies.
This is how we do the interviews, ladies. Eggbeaters.
The interviews, ladies. Eggbeaters. Shotgun beers.
Eggbeaters. Shotgun beers. A beer engineer.
Shotgun beers. A beer engineer. Ha ha ha!
A beer engineer. Ha ha ha! Willy doesn't know
ha ha ha! Willy doesn't know what to do.
Willy doesn't know what to do. Dave, you want to come
what to do. Dave, you want to come beat something with this?
Dave, you want to come beat something
with this? No, no. You're doing--
beat something with this? No, no.
You're doing-- you're doing great.
No, no. You're doing-- you're doing great.
You're doing great. Are there enough jellybeans
Are there enough jellybeans in there to sugar it up?
Are there enough jellybeans in there to sugar it up? Oh!
In there to sugar it up? Oh!
Oh! Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! Now just go set it back
ha ha ha! Now just go set it back on that table.
Now just go set it back on that table. Ha ha ha! Yeah.
On that table. Ha ha ha! Yeah. Pour the oatmeal in it.
Ha ha ha! Yeah. Pour the oatmeal in it. Here, yvette.
Pour the oatmeal in it. Here, yvette. Have some beans.
Here, yvette. Have some beans. We're just gonna
have some beans. We're just gonna leave it like this.
We're just gonna leave it like this. I'm gonna get real close
leave it like this. I'm gonna get real close and see if the Mike
I'm gonna get real close and see
if the Mike can hear me drinking.
And see if the Mike can hear me drinking.
Can hear me drinking.
Hey, get down from there.
Hey, get down from there. You're gonna fall.
Hey, get down from there. You're gonna fall.
Ladies and gentlemen, Roy.
You're gonna fall. Ladies and gentlemen, Roy. Oh, yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, Roy. Oh, yeah. You go first.
Oh, yeah. You go first. Damn shark!
You go first. Damn shark! How do you do?
Damn shark! How do you do?
How do you do? Come on, Dave. You start.
Come on, Dave. You start. Get a tune to this. Do it.
Come on, Dave. You start. Get a tune to this.
Do it. Sing some hillbilly stuff.
Get a tune to this. Do it. Sing some hillbilly stuff.
Come on, Dave. Participate.
Sing some hillbilly stuff. Come on, Dave.
Participate. Take your glands outside!
Come on, Dave. Participate.
Take your glands outside! What? What?!
Take your glands outside! What? What?!
We're sitting here in front
what? What?! We're sitting here
in front of this stupid-ass show,
we're sitting here in front of
this stupid-ass show, and, like
Of this stupid-ass show, and,
like We're just trying to make it
and, like We're just trying to
make it interesting to the people.
We're just trying to make it interesting
to the people. Oh, it'll never be
interesting to the people.
Oh, it'll never be interesting for anybody.
Oh, it'll never be interesting for anybody. It's going to be
interesting for anybody. It's going to be a big mass of words.
It's going to be a big mass of words. If you're still watching,
a big mass of words. If you're still watching, you're an idiot.
If you're still watching, you're an idiot. Ha ha ha!
You're an idiot. Ha ha ha! This is our big trick
ha ha ha! This is our big trick on you, the fans.
This is our big trick on you, the fans.
And someone's gonna write
on you, the fans. And someone's gonna write this Down, too.
And someone's gonna write this Down, too.
They're gonna transcribe it.
This Down, too. They're gonna transcribe it. You can't say.
They're gonna transcribe it. You can't say..
You can't say. Look. That's funny.
Look. That's funny. People will love that.
Look. That's funny. People will love that. People will love
people will love that. People will love the concept of this,
people will love the concept of this, because it's brilliant.
The concept of this, because it's brilliant.
It's a great concept.
Because it's brilliant. It's a great concept. We're brilliant.
It's a great concept. We're brilliant. We're brilliant
we're brilliant. We're brilliant for coming up with it, but
We're brilliant for coming up with it,
but Who was the brilliant one
for coming up with it, but Who was the
brilliant one who misspelled "friends"
who was the brilliant one who misspelled
"friends" on "nature's best friends"?
Who misspelled "friends" on "nature's best friends"?
Oh, that was an inside joke,
on "nature's best friends"? Oh, that was an
inside joke, a reference to something else
oh, that was an inside joke, a reference
to something else entirely that I'm not
a reference to something else entirely
that I'm not gonna say here because I'm
entirely that I'm not gonna say here
because I'm gonna leave it to the fans
gonna say here because I'm gonna
leave it to the fans to figure out.
Gonna leave it to the fans to figure out.
Roy, are you mixing this
to figure out. Roy, are you mixing this from in here?
Roy, are you mixing this from in here? What are you doing?
From in here? What are you doing? What are you doing over there?
What are you doing? What are you
doing over there? I'm messing with
what are you doing over there? I'm messing with some buttons.
I'm messing with some buttons. Really?
Some buttons. Really? There is no village.
Really? There is no village. There's no village.
There is no village. There's no village. There's a village.
There's no village. There's a village. Oh. Takes a child to
There's a village. Oh. Takes a child to Make a village.
Oh. Takes a child to Make a village. Well, that's it.
Make a village. Well, that's it. We got that sandwich
well, that's it. We got that sandwich off the Internet.
We got that sandwich off the Internet.
Um, it's actually copyrighted.
Off the Internet. Um, it's actually copyrighted. Ha ha. Yes.
Um, it's actually copyrighted. Ha ha. Yes. But we altered it.
Ha ha. Yes. But we altered it. We added more sesame seeds
but we altered it. We added more
sesame seeds so that it would be
We added more sesame seeds so that
it would be And more mayonnaise.
So that it would be And more mayonnaise. Different somehow
and more mayonnaise. Different
somehow from the Internet sandwich.
Different somehow from the Internet sandwich.
Would you like to give
from the Internet sandwich. Would you
like to give your legal deposition now?
Would you like to give your legal deposition now?
This is some golden stuff
your legal deposition now? This is some golden stuff right here.
This is some golden stuff right here. Roy, was this a hard show
right here. Roy, was this a hard show to mix when we first
Roy, was this a hard show to mix
when we first brought it into you?
To mix when we first brought it into you? No. This is an easy
brought it into you? No. This is an easy show to mix.
No. This is an easy show to mix. Everything is out of phase.
Show to mix. Everything is out of phase.
Yeah. That's right. Yeah.
Everything is out of phase. Yeah.
That's right. Yeah. Yeah, what a set-up.
Yeah. That's right. Yeah. Yeah, what a set-up.
So when you can't hear it,
yeah, what a set-up. So when you can't hear it,
it really makes it easy to mix.
So when you can't hear it, it really makes
it easy to mix. Hey, Roy, will you say,
it really makes it easy to mix.
Hey, Roy, will you say, "it's showtime"?
Hey, Roy, will you say, "it's showtime"? Showtime.
"It's showtime"? Showtime. It's showtime.
Showtime. It's showtime. But say it like, you know
It's showtime. But say it like,
you know Like you're announcing it.
But say it like, you know Like you're announcing it. Yeah.
Like you're announcing it. Yeah. It's showtime.
Yeah. It's showtime. No. No. It's showtime!
It's showtime. No. No. It's showtime! Yeah, because that's
no. No. It's showtime! Yeah, because that's low energy.
Yeah, because that's low energy. Give us some energy.
Low energy. Give us some energy. It's showTime.
Give us some energy. It's showTime. Do it like that.
It's showTime. Do it like that. See, this is just an idea
do it like that. See, this is just
an idea of how we direct voice talent
see, this is just an idea of how
we direct voice talent every day.
Of how we direct voice talent every day. Do it again, please.
Every day. Do it again, please. It's showtime!
Do it again, please. It's showtime! It's showtime.
It's showtime! It's showtime. Like that.
It's showtime. Like that. Roy, that's not
Like that. Roy, that's not You can do it
Roy, that's not You can do it better than that, I know.
You can do it better than that, I know. Showtime.
Better than that, I know. Showtime. Ha ha ha!
Showtime. Ha ha ha! It's the gesture
ha ha ha! It's the gesture that makes it.
It's the gesture that makes it. That's great.
That makes it. That's great. What's going on?
That's great. What's going on? Worm.
What's going on? Worm. I'm confused.
Worm. I'm confused. There's the worm,
I'm confused. There's the worm, and then a shark, a bear.
There's the worm, and then a shark, a bear. I don't get it.
And then a shark, a bear. I don't get it. Moltar, we need
I don't get it. Moltar, we need more shots of the shark.
Moltar, we need more shots of the shark. Shake the camera.
More shots of the shark. Shake the camera.
Make it look like he's swimming.
Shake the camera. Make it look like
he's swimming. I don't think it does.
Make it look like he's swimming.
I don't think it does. It just jumps around.
I don't think it does. It just jumps around.
Is he around somewhere?
It just jumps around. Is he around somewhere?
But, you know, we're used to
is he around somewhere? But, you know,
we're used to watchingI mean,
but, you know, we're used to watchingI mean,
I'm sure you all grew up
watchingI mean, I'm sure you all grew up going to the movies
I'm sure you all grew up going to
the movies and seeing, you know,
going to the movies and seeing,
you know, daffy duck and, you know,
and seeing, you know, daffy duck and,
you know, the coyote and the roadrunner
daffy duck and, you know,
the coyote and the roadrunner and all that.
The coyote and the roadrunner and all that.
And if we were of a mind
and all that. And if we were of a mind to watch cartoons now,
and if we were of a mind to watch cartoons now,
this would be the next step,
to watch cartoons now, this would be
the next step, you know, after that.
This would be the next step, you know, after that.
It wouldn't be so elementary.
You know, after that. It wouldn't be so elementary.
It would be more of an adult
It wouldn't be so elementary. It would be
more of an adult My mom actually has done
it would be more of an adult
My mom actually has done a whole lecture series
my mom actually has done a whole
lecture series on cartoons, and she's
a whole lecture series on cartoons,
and she's very well informed on
On cartoons, and she's very well informed on Ah, don't
Very well informed on Ah, don't I don't want to be on here
ah, don't I don't want to be on here slamming my mom.
I don't want to be on here slamming my mom.
Slamming my mom. Go ahead. It's funny.
Go ahead. It's funny. You know that cut
go ahead. It's funny. You know that cut is gonna make it.
You know that cut is gonna make it.
Yeah, I know that'll make it.
Is gonna make it. Yeah, I know
that'll make it. Put it in, Michael.
Yeah, I know that'll make it.
Put it in, Michael. Don't slam your mom.
Put it in, Michael. Don't slam your mom. Matt, why don't you
don't slam your mom. Matt, why don't you tell the audience
Matt, why don't you tell the audience about when you put tinfoil
tell the audience about when you put
tinfoil all over your apartment?
About when you put tinfoil all over
your apartment? I did that because
all over your apartment? I did that because I had absolutely
I did that because I had absolutely It was so hot in Orlando,
I had absolutely It was so hot in Orlando,
and I saved up pennies,
it was so hot in Orlando, and I saved up pennies,
and with the $65, I bought
and I saved up pennies, and with the $65,
I bought a bag of rice and
And with the $65, I bought a bag of rice and
10 rolls of aluminum foil,
a bag of rice and 10 rolls of
aluminum foil, and I pasted them
10 rolls of aluminum foil, and I pasted them all over my windows
and I pasted them all over my windows to keep out the sun.
All over my windows to keep out the sun. I love that story.
To keep out the sun. I love that story.
That's what they told us--
I love that story. That's what they told us--
it was not gonna make any sense.
That's what they told us--
it was not gonna make any sense. Those bees.
It was not gonna make any sense. Those bees. I'm glad to be able
those bees. I'm glad to be able to watch it
I'm glad to be able to watch it in a confined environment
to watch it in a confined environment because I'm finally
in a confined environment because
I'm finally thinking it's funny.
Because I'm finally thinking it's funny. Ha ha ha!
Thinking it's funny. Ha ha ha! We put them
ha ha ha! We put them in a refrigerated room actually
we put them in a refrigerated room
actually to isolate their sound and
In a refrigerated room actually to isolate
their sound and Keep them cold.
To isolate their sound and Keep them cold. Now, your mom
keep them cold. Now, your mom calls you David.
Now, your mom calls you David. I adopted the Dave
calls you David. I adopted the Dave back in college
I adopted the Dave back in college to kind of give a little bit
back in college to kind of give a
little bit more laid-back, uh
To kind of give a little bit more laid-back,
uh I'm starting to regret that now.
More laid-back, uh I'm starting to
regret that now. Do we need to start
I'm starting to regret that now.
Do we need to start calling you David?
Do we need to start calling you David? Let's do it again.
Calling you David? Let's do it again. This is fun.
Let's do it again. This is fun. This is getting more fun.
This is fun. This is getting more fun.
Can we plug more things in?
This is getting more fun. Can we plug more things in? Ha ha ha!
Can we plug more things in? Ha ha ha! I brought a guitar.
"Kentucky nightmare." Welcome to the show.
Welcome to the show. Dave, do you need
welcome to the show. Dave, do you need another glass of wine?
Dave, do you need another glass of wine? Loosen you up.
Another glass of wine? Loosen you up. To loosen up a little
loosen you up. To loosen up a little bit more, yes.
To loosen up a little bit more, yes. Are we on?
Anybody want a jellybean? Yes. I wondered where they went.
Yes. I wondered where they went. My name is
Where they went. My name is I'm not getting black ones.
My name is I'm not getting black ones.
Want one of these, Dave?
I'm not getting black ones.
Want one of these, Dave? No, thank you.
Want one of these, Dave? No, thank you. Can I trade
no, thank you. Can I trade these black ones in?
Can I trade these black ones in? Here, let me have that.
These black ones in? Here, let me have that.
I like coming over here
here, let me have that. I like
coming over here because there's food
I like coming over here because there's food everywhere.
Because there's food everywhere. Are we going to dusty's
everywhere. Are we going to dusty's barbecue right after this?
Are we going to dusty's barbecue
right after this? Yeah. Get some
barbecue right after this? Yeah. Get some fried pork rinds.
Yeah. Get some fried pork rinds. Let's introduce each other.
Fried pork rinds. Let's introduce each other.
That's Dave Willis over there.
Let's introduce each other. That's Dave
Willis over there. Ok. There's mammalara
that's Dave Willis over there. Ok. There's mammalara over there.
Ok. There's mammalara over there. That's Mike lazzo
over there. That's Mike lazzo sitting to my left.
That's Mike lazzo sitting to my left. Can y'all tell
sitting to my left. Can y'all tell that I'm really tired today?
Can y'all tell that I'm really tired today?
Can you tell that Mike's
that I'm really tired today?
Can you tell that Mike's more in the center
can you tell that Mike's more in the center and I'm to your left
more in the center and I'm to your
left and Dave is to your right?
And I'm to your left and Dave is
to your right? Now I'm going behind
and Dave is to your right? Now I'm going behind the tv now.
Now I'm going behind the tv now. I'm going on this side.
The tv now. I'm going on this side. I'm gonna stay right here
I'm going on this side.
I'm gonna stay right here and monopolize.
I'm gonna stay right here and monopolize.
Now, if you break that,
and monopolize. Now, if you break that, you buy it.
Now, if you break that, you buy it. Here's a clock
you buy it. Here's a clock that's ticking.
Here's a clock that's ticking. His hair is
that's ticking. His hair is the best part of him.
His hair is the best part of him. What else can we talk about
the best part of him. What else can
we talk about besides this show?
What else can we talk about besides this show?
Look, there's an eggbeater.
Besides this show? Look, there's an eggbeater. Ha ha ha!
Look, there's an eggbeater. Ha ha ha! Matt, you're not supposed
ha ha ha! Matt, you're not supposed to go back there.
Matt, you're not supposed to go back there.
Oh. Hey, plug that in.
To go back there. Oh. Hey, plug that in. I am.
Oh. Hey, plug that in. I am. For 3 minutes full.
I am. For 3 minutes full. Totally.
For 3 minutes full. Totally. Roy, do we have
Totally. Roy, do we have Have you got power?
Roy, do we have Have you got power? Yeah, right over here.
Have you got power? Yeah, right over here.
Let's beat those jelly beans.
Yeah, right over here. Let's beat those jelly beans.
Let's beat those jelly beans. This is actually
This is actually Roy's eggbeater.
This is actually Roy's eggbeater. Let's do.
Roy's eggbeater. Let's do. Roy is our sound designer,
let's do. Roy is our sound designer, and he's a
Roy is our sound designer,
and he's a This is a little deep for us.
And he's a This is a little deep for us. Pretty cool guy.
This is a little deep for us.
Pretty cool guy. I've enjoyed this one more
pretty cool guy. I've enjoyed this
one more than I have any of them.
I've enjoyed this one more than I have any of them.
Than I have any of them. Give it a little spin.
Give it a little spin.
Give it a little spin. All right, hold it up
All right, hold it up to the Mike. Wait.
All right, hold it up to the Mike. Wait. It only goes this far.
To the Mike. Wait. It only goes this far.
Take one of those things off.
It only goes this far. Take one of those
things off. Just beat those jellybeans.
Take one of those things off.
Just beat those jellybeans. Yeah, let's beat
just beat those jellybeans. Yeah, let's beat the jellybeans.
Yeah, let's beat the jellybeans. Into mayonnaise.
The jellybeans. Into mayonnaise. All right.
Into mayonnaise. All right. Can you get a shot of this?
All right. Can you get a shot of this? Yeah.
Can you guys get this?
Can you get a shot of this? Yeah. Can you guys get this?
Yeah. Can you guys get this? Keep it going.
Keep it going. What does a bear
keep it going. What does a bear have to do with it?
What does a bear have to do with it? Are they being beat?
Have to do with it? Are they being beat? They're getting
are they being beat? They're getting a little scarred.
They're getting a little scarred. Did Roy justRoy just got--
a little scarred. Did Roy justRoy just got-- oh, hey, Roy.
Did Roy justRoy just got-- oh, hey, Roy. Hey, Roy.
Oh, hey, Roy. Hey, Roy. Here's some stuff
hey, Roy. Here's some stuff you guys can mix.
Here's some stuff you guys can mix. Oh, yeah! Let's--
you guys can mix. Oh, yeah! Let's-- thanks, man.
Oh, yeah! Let's-- thanks, man. What is this, oatmeal?
Thanks, man. What is this, oatmeal? Oh, God.
What is this, oatmeal? Oh, God. Thanks a lot.
Oh, God. Thanks a lot. You're welcome.
Thanks a lot. You're welcome. Put some jellybeans in there.
You're welcome. Put some jellybeans in there.
Put some jellybeans in there. Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha. Hey, if that Hey, if that I know how to do that.
Hey, if that I know how to do that.
I know how to do that. You have any spoons?
You have any spoons? Ken?
You have any spoons? Ken? That's disgusting.
Ken? That's disgusting. Yeah.
That's disgusting. Yeah. I think we're gonna
yeah. I think we're gonna have to buy these jellybeans.
I think we're gonna have to buy
these jellybeans. This is how we do
have to buy these jellybeans.
This is how we do the interviews, ladies.
This is how we do the interviews, ladies. Eggbeaters.
The interviews, ladies. Eggbeaters. Shotgun beers.
Eggbeaters. Shotgun beers. A beer engineer.
Shotgun beers. A beer engineer. Ha ha ha!
A beer engineer. Ha ha ha! Willy doesn't know
ha ha ha! Willy doesn't know what to do.
Willy doesn't know what to do. Dave, you want to come
what to do. Dave, you want to come beat something with this?
Dave, you want to come beat something
with this? No, no. You're doing--
beat something with this? No, no.
You're doing-- you're doing great.
No, no. You're doing-- you're doing great.
You're doing great. Are there enough jellybeans
Are there enough jellybeans in there to sugar it up?
Are there enough jellybeans in there to sugar it up? Oh!
In there to sugar it up? Oh!
Oh! Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! Now just go set it back
ha ha ha! Now just go set it back on that table.
Now just go set it back on that table. Ha ha ha! Yeah.
On that table. Ha ha ha! Yeah. Pour the oatmeal in it.
Ha ha ha! Yeah. Pour the oatmeal in it. Here, yvette.
Pour the oatmeal in it. Here, yvette. Have some beans.
Here, yvette. Have some beans. We're just gonna
have some beans. We're just gonna leave it like this.
We're just gonna leave it like this. I'm gonna get real close
leave it like this. I'm gonna get real close and see if the Mike
I'm gonna get real close and see
if the Mike can hear me drinking.
And see if the Mike can hear me drinking.
Can hear me drinking.
Hey, get down from there.
Hey, get down from there. You're gonna fall.
Hey, get down from there. You're gonna fall.
Ladies and gentlemen, Roy.
You're gonna fall. Ladies and gentlemen, Roy. Oh, yeah.
Ladies and gentlemen, Roy. Oh, yeah. You go first.
Oh, yeah. You go first. Damn shark!
You go first. Damn shark! How do you do?
Damn shark! How do you do?
How do you do? Come on, Dave. You start.
Come on, Dave. You start. Get a tune to this. Do it.
Come on, Dave. You start. Get a tune to this.
Do it. Sing some hillbilly stuff.
Get a tune to this. Do it. Sing some hillbilly stuff.
Come on, Dave. Participate.
Sing some hillbilly stuff. Come on, Dave.
Participate. Take your glands outside!
Come on, Dave. Participate.
Take your glands outside! What? What?!
Take your glands outside! What? What?!
We're sitting here in front
what? What?! We're sitting here
in front of this stupid-ass show,
we're sitting here in front of
this stupid-ass show, and, like
Of this stupid-ass show, and,
like We're just trying to make it
and, like We're just trying to
make it interesting to the people.
We're just trying to make it interesting
to the people. Oh, it'll never be
interesting to the people.
Oh, it'll never be interesting for anybody.
Oh, it'll never be interesting for anybody. It's going to be
interesting for anybody. It's going to be a big mass of words.
It's going to be a big mass of words. If you're still watching,
a big mass of words. If you're still watching, you're an idiot.
If you're still watching, you're an idiot. Ha ha ha!
You're an idiot. Ha ha ha! This is our big trick
ha ha ha! This is our big trick on you, the fans.
This is our big trick on you, the fans.
And someone's gonna write
on you, the fans. And someone's gonna write this Down, too.
And someone's gonna write this Down, too.
They're gonna transcribe it.
This Down, too. They're gonna transcribe it. You can't say.
They're gonna transcribe it. You can't say..
You can't say. Look. That's funny.
Look. That's funny. People will love that.
Look. That's funny. People will love that. People will love
people will love that. People will love the concept of this,
people will love the concept of this, because it's brilliant.
The concept of this, because it's brilliant.
It's a great concept.
Because it's brilliant. It's a great concept. We're brilliant.
It's a great concept. We're brilliant. We're brilliant
we're brilliant. We're brilliant for coming up with it, but
We're brilliant for coming up with it,
but Who was the brilliant one
for coming up with it, but Who was the
brilliant one who misspelled "friends"
who was the brilliant one who misspelled
"friends" on "nature's best friends"?
Who misspelled "friends" on "nature's best friends"?
Oh, that was an inside joke,
on "nature's best friends"? Oh, that was an
inside joke, a reference to something else
oh, that was an inside joke, a reference
to something else entirely that I'm not
a reference to something else entirely
that I'm not gonna say here because I'm
entirely that I'm not gonna say here
because I'm gonna leave it to the fans
gonna say here because I'm gonna
leave it to the fans to figure out.
Gonna leave it to the fans to figure out.
Roy, are you mixing this
to figure out. Roy, are you mixing this from in here?
Roy, are you mixing this from in here? What are you doing?
From in here? What are you doing? What are you doing over there?
What are you doing? What are you
doing over there? I'm messing with
what are you doing over there? I'm messing with some buttons.
I'm messing with some buttons. Really?
Some buttons. Really? There is no village.
Really? There is no village. There's no village.
There is no village. There's no village. There's a village.
There's no village. There's a village. Oh. Takes a child to
There's a village. Oh. Takes a child to Make a village.
Oh. Takes a child to Make a village. Well, that's it.
Make a village. Well, that's it. We got that sandwich
well, that's it. We got that sandwich off the Internet.
We got that sandwich off the Internet.
Um, it's actually copyrighted.
Off the Internet. Um, it's actually copyrighted. Ha ha. Yes.
Um, it's actually copyrighted. Ha ha. Yes. But we altered it.
Ha ha. Yes. But we altered it. We added more sesame seeds
but we altered it. We added more
sesame seeds so that it would be
We added more sesame seeds so that
it would be And more mayonnaise.
So that it would be And more mayonnaise. Different somehow
and more mayonnaise. Different
somehow from the Internet sandwich.
Different somehow from the Internet sandwich.
Would you like to give
from the Internet sandwich. Would you
like to give your legal deposition now?
Would you like to give your legal deposition now?
This is some golden stuff
your legal deposition now? This is some golden stuff right here.
This is some golden stuff right here. Roy, was this a hard show
right here. Roy, was this a hard show to mix when we first
Roy, was this a hard show to mix
when we first brought it into you?
To mix when we first brought it into you? No. This is an easy
brought it into you? No. This is an easy show to mix.
No. This is an easy show to mix. Everything is out of phase.
Show to mix. Everything is out of phase.
Yeah. That's right. Yeah.
Everything is out of phase. Yeah.
That's right. Yeah. Yeah, what a set-up.
Yeah. That's right. Yeah. Yeah, what a set-up.
So when you can't hear it,
yeah, what a set-up. So when you can't hear it,
it really makes it easy to mix.
So when you can't hear it, it really makes
it easy to mix. Hey, Roy, will you say,
it really makes it easy to mix.
Hey, Roy, will you say, "it's showtime"?
Hey, Roy, will you say, "it's showtime"? Showtime.
"It's showtime"? Showtime. It's showtime.
Showtime. It's showtime. But say it like, you know
It's showtime. But say it like,
you know Like you're announcing it.
But say it like, you know Like you're announcing it. Yeah.
Like you're announcing it. Yeah. It's showtime.
Yeah. It's showtime. No. No. It's showtime!
It's showtime. No. No. It's showtime! Yeah, because that's
no. No. It's showtime! Yeah, because that's low energy.
Yeah, because that's low energy. Give us some energy.
Low energy. Give us some energy. It's showTime.
Give us some energy. It's showTime. Do it like that.
It's showTime. Do it like that. See, this is just an idea
do it like that. See, this is just
an idea of how we direct voice talent
see, this is just an idea of how
we direct voice talent every day.
Of how we direct voice talent every day. Do it again, please.
Every day. Do it again, please. It's showtime!
Do it again, please. It's showtime! It's showtime.
It's showtime! It's showtime. Like that.
It's showtime. Like that. Roy, that's not
Like that. Roy, that's not You can do it
Roy, that's not You can do it better than that, I know.
You can do it better than that, I know. Showtime.
Better than that, I know. Showtime. Ha ha ha!
Showtime. Ha ha ha! It's the gesture
ha ha ha! It's the gesture that makes it.
It's the gesture that makes it. That's great.
That makes it. That's great. What's going on?
That's great. What's going on? Worm.
What's going on? Worm. I'm confused.
Worm. I'm confused. There's the worm,
I'm confused. There's the worm, and then a shark, a bear.
There's the worm, and then a shark, a bear. I don't get it.
And then a shark, a bear. I don't get it. Moltar, we need
I don't get it. Moltar, we need more shots of the shark.
Moltar, we need more shots of the shark. Shake the camera.
More shots of the shark. Shake the camera.
Make it look like he's swimming.
Shake the camera. Make it look like
he's swimming. I don't think it does.
Make it look like he's swimming.
I don't think it does. It just jumps around.
I don't think it does. It just jumps around.
Is he around somewhere?
It just jumps around. Is he around somewhere?
But, you know, we're used to
is he around somewhere? But, you know,
we're used to watchingI mean,
but, you know, we're used to watchingI mean,
I'm sure you all grew up
watchingI mean, I'm sure you all grew up going to the movies
I'm sure you all grew up going to
the movies and seeing, you know,
going to the movies and seeing,
you know, daffy duck and, you know,
and seeing, you know, daffy duck and,
you know, the coyote and the roadrunner
daffy duck and, you know,
the coyote and the roadrunner and all that.
The coyote and the roadrunner and all that.
And if we were of a mind
and all that. And if we were of a mind to watch cartoons now,
and if we were of a mind to watch cartoons now,
this would be the next step,
to watch cartoons now, this would be
the next step, you know, after that.
This would be the next step, you know, after that.
It wouldn't be so elementary.
You know, after that. It wouldn't be so elementary.
It would be more of an adult
It wouldn't be so elementary. It would be
more of an adult My mom actually has done
it would be more of an adult
My mom actually has done a whole lecture series
my mom actually has done a whole
lecture series on cartoons, and she's
a whole lecture series on cartoons,
and she's very well informed on
On cartoons, and she's very well informed on Ah, don't
Very well informed on Ah, don't I don't want to be on here
ah, don't I don't want to be on here slamming my mom.
I don't want to be on here slamming my mom.
Slamming my mom. Go ahead. It's funny.
Go ahead. It's funny. You know that cut
go ahead. It's funny. You know that cut is gonna make it.
You know that cut is gonna make it.
Yeah, I know that'll make it.
Is gonna make it. Yeah, I know
that'll make it. Put it in, Michael.
Yeah, I know that'll make it.
Put it in, Michael. Don't slam your mom.
Put it in, Michael. Don't slam your mom. Matt, why don't you
don't slam your mom. Matt, why don't you tell the audience
Matt, why don't you tell the audience about when you put tinfoil
tell the audience about when you put
tinfoil all over your apartment?
About when you put tinfoil all over
your apartment? I did that because
all over your apartment? I did that because I had absolutely
I did that because I had absolutely It was so hot in Orlando,
I had absolutely It was so hot in Orlando,
and I saved up pennies,
it was so hot in Orlando, and I saved up pennies,
and with the $65, I bought
and I saved up pennies, and with the $65,
I bought a bag of rice and
And with the $65, I bought a bag of rice and
10 rolls of aluminum foil,
a bag of rice and 10 rolls of
aluminum foil, and I pasted them
10 rolls of aluminum foil, and I pasted them all over my windows
and I pasted them all over my windows to keep out the sun.
All over my windows to keep out the sun. I love that story.
To keep out the sun. I love that story.
That's what they told us--
I love that story. That's what they told us--
it was not gonna make any sense.
That's what they told us--
it was not gonna make any sense. Those bees.
It was not gonna make any sense. Those bees. I'm glad to be able
those bees. I'm glad to be able to watch it
I'm glad to be able to watch it in a confined environment
to watch it in a confined environment because I'm finally
in a confined environment because
I'm finally thinking it's funny.
Because I'm finally thinking it's funny. Ha ha ha!
Thinking it's funny. Ha ha ha! We put them
ha ha ha! We put them in a refrigerated room actually
we put them in a refrigerated room
actually to isolate their sound and
In a refrigerated room actually to isolate
their sound and Keep them cold.
To isolate their sound and Keep them cold. Now, your mom
keep them cold. Now, your mom calls you David.
Now, your mom calls you David. I adopted the Dave
calls you David. I adopted the Dave back in college
I adopted the Dave back in college to kind of give a little bit
back in college to kind of give a
little bit more laid-back, uh
To kind of give a little bit more laid-back,
uh I'm starting to regret that now.
More laid-back, uh I'm starting to
regret that now. Do we need to start
I'm starting to regret that now.
Do we need to start calling you David?
Do we need to start calling you David? Let's do it again.
Calling you David? Let's do it again. This is fun.
Let's do it again. This is fun. This is getting more fun.
This is fun. This is getting more fun.
Can we plug more things in?
This is getting more fun. Can we plug more things in? Ha ha ha!
Can we plug more things in? Ha ha ha! I brought a guitar.