Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s07e12 Episode Script
Stakes Part 7: Checkmate
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We're going to a very distant land With Finn and Jake and Marceline and Princess Bubblegum It's Adventure Time "Evil is rising.
In vile power, the fiend walks among us again The Vampire King.
With all my investigations into the supernatural, I should know better, but I can't help it.
I'm dying to see him in person!" I probably will die if I see him in person.
Hello? Yo, yo, yo, yo! Bubblegum sent me for the bucket.
- Dozo.
- Merci and adios.
Wait! Uh, how's it going? It's good, you know? Uh, Marceline's got all her powers back.
She's getting ready to give The Vampire King a big, fat whompin', uh, I hope.
Um, while that's going down, do you think you could ask The V.
K.
to sign something for me? That would be weird.
You're weird.
Makin' stake-uhs, makin' mega-stake-uhs Take some stake-uhs, and I make a mega-stake-uh I dreamed about you while I was in my poison coma.
I was all old and withered, and you were still nice and pink.
You think I'm nice? Aw, brains, I lost count! That's okay.
I'm done with bat Jacks.
I have this weird feeling in my tums.
'Cause you're scared of The Vampire King? No, it's not fear.
I know what that feels like.
So maybe it's love? Ohh! What is it?! It's the herald of a new snack dawn! Oh, yeah.
I arranged a little snacky-snack for the team.
I love you, Bonnibel.
Yeah, me too, Bonnibel.
Oh! Holy macaroni! Can we do this all the time? Later, we can, all the time.
But for now-now, we got to get our plan together.
Easy first, take down The V.
K.
, kill him, destroy him, and Kill him! I like this plan! It's got good bones! Well, the devil's in the details.
Like, how do we even find him? Vampire King: I come to you! Vampire King! In the flesh! Not for long, sucka! Whoa! I just want to talk.
Oh, really? Why don't you step inside for a nice chat?! Aah! No, thank you.
Whoa-oh-oh! Just hear me out, Marceline.
Hear this! Yowch! Will you calm down and listen to Shoot.
Sorry.
Stay calm.
And nobody gets hurt.
I know what you must think of me.
And you'd be right.
My thirst for blood is an awesome force.
But in these new times, I have a chance to try A different course.
I think I want to Roll out! Thorn arm Activate! You gonna help or what? Let me finish my thought.
Stake you! Okay, go ahead.
This is the old way Agents of darkness and light in a tug-of-war.
But now a creature can step out of that struggle.
In this age, why would I want be the Vampire King anymore.
I don't know.
Why would you?! I wouldn't.
I submit.
Remove the vampire essence from my blood.
Free me from the shackles of my station.
Hyah! Finn, what the heck?! It's against my code to strike a foe who's raised their bottom to the sky.
The enchiridion explicitly states so.
- Demma your rules.
- Demma good rule, dough.
Out of my way! Look, eh? Look at these babies These pleading puppies.
Hyah! Ohh! Whoops! Should have staked him.
How many times do you want to do this, Marceline? Our lives are magnetized.
We're in a negative loop.
But we can change our outcome this time! I like the outcome where you get staked! And you become a vampire? Marceline I know I was ruthless in the past, but tell me, what's the one thing you've noticed about the world since you beat me all those hundreds of years ago? Everything repeats over and over again.
No one learns anything because no one lives long enough to see the pattern, I guess.
But you've lived long enough.
I know, duh.
And you still think this is the right way Fighting me? The other way's like a black hole an unknown.
So let's consult a witch.
No witches.
I'm not afraid of the unknown! I have the power to change destiny! Queen of vampires! You weigh the scales of fate! Spill my guts or face the unknown! Either way, I will not bite! For turning you would subjugate me to the wheel of fortune, and I am a king, not a hamster.
My path runs straight into the void on a sick flaming chariot! - Whoa! - Whoa! Stake me! I will not hide! Do it, chicken! You make me sick! Okay, dag! - We'll take your stupid thing out! - My what? - Your dang vamp juice, come on! - Cool.
- Finn: Let 'er rip! - Bubblegum: Wait! Huh? Aah! Whoops! - Truce, you guys.
- No funny business.
"No funny business" us or you?! Him.
What happened to your pants? - Uh - Hold that thought! Oof! Finish him! Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam! Finn, you can stop.
Oh, okay, now we're stopping.
- Sorry, dude.
- It's chill.
See? No funny business.
- Hey, Jake? - What? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Peppermint Butler: Be cool.
Be like, "how's it going, V.
K.
? I'm Peppermint B.
, and I know all about you.
" No.
That sounds lame.
"Yo, V.
K.
, sign my book, jerk!" No.
We're home! Is the lab ready? Of course.
Is he here? Hey.
Say something! Ask him to sign the book! Uh Do it! He's getting away! Wait! Just a sec! Can you sign Sorry, too late.
Hey, peppermint Butler, I can hear your brains.
Look inside your book.
Okay, shields down, everybody! A psychic autograph! Thank you, Your Darkness.
Here we go! Aaaaah! Wh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa! His vampire essence is now completely drained.
Well, let's see what we've got left.
Kitty! Best makeover ever! Mmm.
Bubblegum: Hey, Pep.
Milady? Are you sure your peepers are all right? My inner vision is extraordinarily developed.
Okay, great, 'cause I need you to go into the secret catacombs and bury this nasty bucket of sludge in the deep, deep down.
Just be uber-duber careful not to drop it.
Pure vampire essence this powerful could kaboom reality off its whack.
- Don't drop the bucket.
- Exactly.
Will do.
Whoa! Unh! Aaaaah! N-o-o-o-o-o-o! Whew! Mm, bucky.
N-o-o-o-o-o
In vile power, the fiend walks among us again The Vampire King.
With all my investigations into the supernatural, I should know better, but I can't help it.
I'm dying to see him in person!" I probably will die if I see him in person.
Hello? Yo, yo, yo, yo! Bubblegum sent me for the bucket.
- Dozo.
- Merci and adios.
Wait! Uh, how's it going? It's good, you know? Uh, Marceline's got all her powers back.
She's getting ready to give The Vampire King a big, fat whompin', uh, I hope.
Um, while that's going down, do you think you could ask The V.
K.
to sign something for me? That would be weird.
You're weird.
Makin' stake-uhs, makin' mega-stake-uhs Take some stake-uhs, and I make a mega-stake-uh I dreamed about you while I was in my poison coma.
I was all old and withered, and you were still nice and pink.
You think I'm nice? Aw, brains, I lost count! That's okay.
I'm done with bat Jacks.
I have this weird feeling in my tums.
'Cause you're scared of The Vampire King? No, it's not fear.
I know what that feels like.
So maybe it's love? Ohh! What is it?! It's the herald of a new snack dawn! Oh, yeah.
I arranged a little snacky-snack for the team.
I love you, Bonnibel.
Yeah, me too, Bonnibel.
Oh! Holy macaroni! Can we do this all the time? Later, we can, all the time.
But for now-now, we got to get our plan together.
Easy first, take down The V.
K.
, kill him, destroy him, and Kill him! I like this plan! It's got good bones! Well, the devil's in the details.
Like, how do we even find him? Vampire King: I come to you! Vampire King! In the flesh! Not for long, sucka! Whoa! I just want to talk.
Oh, really? Why don't you step inside for a nice chat?! Aah! No, thank you.
Whoa-oh-oh! Just hear me out, Marceline.
Hear this! Yowch! Will you calm down and listen to Shoot.
Sorry.
Stay calm.
And nobody gets hurt.
I know what you must think of me.
And you'd be right.
My thirst for blood is an awesome force.
But in these new times, I have a chance to try A different course.
I think I want to Roll out! Thorn arm Activate! You gonna help or what? Let me finish my thought.
Stake you! Okay, go ahead.
This is the old way Agents of darkness and light in a tug-of-war.
But now a creature can step out of that struggle.
In this age, why would I want be the Vampire King anymore.
I don't know.
Why would you?! I wouldn't.
I submit.
Remove the vampire essence from my blood.
Free me from the shackles of my station.
Hyah! Finn, what the heck?! It's against my code to strike a foe who's raised their bottom to the sky.
The enchiridion explicitly states so.
- Demma your rules.
- Demma good rule, dough.
Out of my way! Look, eh? Look at these babies These pleading puppies.
Hyah! Ohh! Whoops! Should have staked him.
How many times do you want to do this, Marceline? Our lives are magnetized.
We're in a negative loop.
But we can change our outcome this time! I like the outcome where you get staked! And you become a vampire? Marceline I know I was ruthless in the past, but tell me, what's the one thing you've noticed about the world since you beat me all those hundreds of years ago? Everything repeats over and over again.
No one learns anything because no one lives long enough to see the pattern, I guess.
But you've lived long enough.
I know, duh.
And you still think this is the right way Fighting me? The other way's like a black hole an unknown.
So let's consult a witch.
No witches.
I'm not afraid of the unknown! I have the power to change destiny! Queen of vampires! You weigh the scales of fate! Spill my guts or face the unknown! Either way, I will not bite! For turning you would subjugate me to the wheel of fortune, and I am a king, not a hamster.
My path runs straight into the void on a sick flaming chariot! - Whoa! - Whoa! Stake me! I will not hide! Do it, chicken! You make me sick! Okay, dag! - We'll take your stupid thing out! - My what? - Your dang vamp juice, come on! - Cool.
- Finn: Let 'er rip! - Bubblegum: Wait! Huh? Aah! Whoops! - Truce, you guys.
- No funny business.
"No funny business" us or you?! Him.
What happened to your pants? - Uh - Hold that thought! Oof! Finish him! Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam! Finn, you can stop.
Oh, okay, now we're stopping.
- Sorry, dude.
- It's chill.
See? No funny business.
- Hey, Jake? - What? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Peppermint Butler: Be cool.
Be like, "how's it going, V.
K.
? I'm Peppermint B.
, and I know all about you.
" No.
That sounds lame.
"Yo, V.
K.
, sign my book, jerk!" No.
We're home! Is the lab ready? Of course.
Is he here? Hey.
Say something! Ask him to sign the book! Uh Do it! He's getting away! Wait! Just a sec! Can you sign Sorry, too late.
Hey, peppermint Butler, I can hear your brains.
Look inside your book.
Okay, shields down, everybody! A psychic autograph! Thank you, Your Darkness.
Here we go! Aaaaah! Wh-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oa! His vampire essence is now completely drained.
Well, let's see what we've got left.
Kitty! Best makeover ever! Mmm.
Bubblegum: Hey, Pep.
Milady? Are you sure your peepers are all right? My inner vision is extraordinarily developed.
Okay, great, 'cause I need you to go into the secret catacombs and bury this nasty bucket of sludge in the deep, deep down.
Just be uber-duber careful not to drop it.
Pure vampire essence this powerful could kaboom reality off its whack.
- Don't drop the bucket.
- Exactly.
Will do.
Whoa! Unh! Aaaaah! N-o-o-o-o-o-o! Whew! Mm, bucky.
N-o-o-o-o-o