Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s07e15 Episode Script

Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Man, birthday-holiday overlap.
That's some tough luck.
Everyone's all jollied-out when it's your turn for jollies.
Well You know, it's not actually the holidays.
Plus, BMO wasn't actually even really born.
Well, I suppose.
But you don't got to be so technical about it.
Listen, all I'm saying is we Hello? Hey, it's me.
Is there a big rainbow over your house right now, spelling out "Happy birthday, BMO"? No.
Actually, it's snowing like crazy.
Okay, that's what I was afraid of.
Peppermint Butler spilled grape juice on my experimental weather machine, and now it's going kablooey.
I got to stay here and fix this thing.
Tell BMO I'm sorry I missed the party.
That's okay.
BMO doesn't care any BMO only cares about one special guest.
Moe! Hooray! Moe is coming! And he brought me a special surprise for my birthday! Moe is the smartest man in the world.
He's way smarter than you and you and you, too, Jake and you're the smartest guy I know.
Hey, thanks.
And he knows everything about robots.
He built me, and he built himself, and all the other MOs.
He's so smart! I bet he could even fix NEPTR.
What? What's wrong with me? Oh, boy, oh, boy.
He's here! Hooray! Hooray! Oh.
You are not Moe.
Why, of course I am, BMO.
Oh, okay.
Hey, Moe! New haircut? Whoa, Moe! What happened to your body? Oh, oh! Oh, that old thing? She conked out on me months ago.
I guess I don't make 'em like I used to.
Not like little BMO here.
You got all my love and affection.
Thanks! Well, we made a cake.
We weren't sure if you eat, but BMO insisted.
Eating helps me grow! Oh! Well, er, uh When in Rome.
So, BMO, are you ready for your birthday surprise? Boy, howdy! For your birthday, I got you A special mission! A mission? A special mission, like a vacation.
For all of us? No, no, no.
A special solo mission.
For NEPTR? No.
It's a special rite of passage I designed just for you, BMO.
A simple jaunt to the MO factory and back that's all And then you'll be a grown-up.
Wow.
Hmm, I don't know.
Sounds kind of dangerous.
Yeah, BMO's like a baby almost.
Oh, don't be silly.
Every other MO has done it since forever.
But won't I miss Finn and Jake? Oh, sure.
But don't worry.
They'll be here when you get back.
But Won't Finn and Jake miss me? No, that's the beauty of it.
I'll be BMO while you're gone.
Hooray! Hooray! - Hooray? - Hooray! Air? Are you there, air? It's me BMO.
I know it's been a long time since we talked.
Sorry about that.
But, well, maybe if you don't want to talk, you could just listen.
Moe told me if I do this thing, I'll be a grown-up, and that sounds cool, I guess.
Like, if I was grown, then I could drive to the playground all by myself.
And I could buy my own pacifiers at the store, if I was grown.
But then, if I change, will Finn and Jake still love me? Will I still love them? Moe changed to a new body And he's still the same, I guess, sort of.
But does growing up just change your body, or also your soul? Maybe I could just stay the same forever.
So So! Um Yeah, it's nice to see you, Moe.
Yeah, you too.
Uh So, Moe, do you want to Uh Jake? Oh, hey, I'm on my way.
One sec.
Um, hold on, Moe.
Jake, what are you doing? Finn, all this is heck of awkward without BMO Way more awkward than I thought it'd be.
I think maybe I don't like old people.
They make me feel like I'm gonna get old one day, too.
I'm just gonna stay in this cup for a bit.
I'll be out later.
You can't do that, it's rude.
And what about Princess Bubblegum? She's way old, and you like her.
Yeah, but she listens to music.
Moe probably only, like, listens to the sound of the earth decaying.
Come on, you're being weird.
Hey, sorry about that, Moe.
Boys, I know this is new and different.
I am not BMO.
But I will do the best to be your friend.
This is the daybreak of our lives, and we have all the time in the world to learn about each other.
For now, I will be your little robot.
Would you look at that beautiful snowfall.
Hey, let's get out there and have some fun.
I think I'm feeling better now.
Oh, whoa! Hey! Hello there, BMO! Hello there, DMO.
I'm here on a solo birthday mission.
Oh, yes, yes, BMO, I know all about it.
Moe left special instructions for you.
He wants you to stand on that "x" over here.
Oh, okay.
Like this? DMO, what happened? Oh, this? I-it's nothing.
It's just whatever.
Uh, I don't know about this, DMO.
Something doesn't Aah! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! Ugh! Hello? Boys, look at this! This is cool, right? Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Yeah! Oh! Whoo! - Classic! - Yeah! Did you see what we did, Moe? This is horseplay! Stop it! We need to go inside and do what I want to do! Oh.
O-okay.
If if you want.
Yeah.
DMO? Hello? Anybody? The "x" door opened, and I fell through.
I think something went wrong with the mission.
Uh Abort mission! Unless maybe this is all part of Moe's plan.
It doesn't seem like it.
But maybe that's the point.
Maybe the lesson is that when you are grown, you won't ever be able to tell if everything is going totally haywire, or maybe actually everything is perfectly fine.
Huh? Huh? Who's there? Moe? No.
It's only me BMO.
BMO? Oh, thank goodness.
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
Who are you? Are you a MO, too? Oh, BMO, no, no, no.
I am all MOs.
All MOs? Uh I don't understand.
Of course not.
I'm so sorry.
Let me explain.
Peace had reigned in mo's wondrous factory for a hundred hundred years.
There was a place for every mo, and every mo was in its place.
If you wanted a free hug, all you had to do was ask.
No one could say no It was a rule.
Until one fateful day Yesterday When a mysterious viral signal somehow breached our firewall and was broadcast throughout the factory Instructing all us MOs to do somersaults into the trash compactor all day long.
That's horrible.
And we've been trapped here all smushed together, ever since.
That's horrible, too.
How how do we get out? Well, that's why we're so glad you're here, BMO.
You're the key The key to escape.
Only you can save us now.
Let's see.
$4 off a Honey-baked ham.
I don't like ham.
$1 off of beets.
Do beets have tannins? What is that? Oh! $4 off a honey-baked ham.
Moe? Call me "Gwampa.
" How's your rose water? It's exactly what it says it is.
So, hey, uh, gwampa, feels too quiet in here.
Maybe we can hang out with NEPTR? He can rap or something.
B-b-b-bread where's my needle and thread No! Eh, well, NEPTR is too distracting.
Who wants to play video games? Oh, you have games like BMO? Let's do that, gwampa.
I have one video game.
It's called "Hangman.
" That sounds griz as nuts! Yeah, let's play hang-a-man! Coming right up.
Pick a letter.
Show us what you did, hangman! Pick a letter.
But, ALLMO, I don't understand.
How can I help? I mean, I'm just a little baby kid still - Even though it's my birthday - Happy birthday, BMO.
I don't know about that, but I do know about your special mind.
As the accumulation of all MOs, my computing power is unmatched.
Yet still, I lack the imagination to think outside my collective programming.
I can only see the world as it is.
But your imagination, BMO, lets you see the world how it could be, or might sort of be like.
If the two of us work together, we can think up a way out of here.
I will do what I can.
All right.
You see that hatch over there? That hatch leads to an exit corridor.
But it's locked from this side.
The vent up there leads to the other side.
But it's too high up.
Oh.
What if we use this trash to climb up to the vent? But all this trash is too small.
Ah-huh! Whoa.
You just blew my mind.
What haven't we guessed yet? "B.
" "Burgess Meredith"?! I don't even know what that is! Do you boys want to play again? Boys love games.
Pick a letter.
Uh, I don't know, "e.
" Is this "Burgess Meredith" again?! Not cool! Come on, Finn, let's find a real hangman.
Yuck.
This room gives me the heebie-jeebies straight-up.
It is the room of AMO, the first of our siblings.
He, too, was special.
As you were built to give love, AMO was built to receive.
But he could not think outside his programming and was blinded by his need.
Such is the cruel physics of love That those who crave it most will repel it and only the dang rich get richer.
Well, maybe as my birthday present, I can ask Moe to fix AMO.
But this is impossible.
Moe went off line yesterday and has not re-logged.
Our sensors would know.
But he's at my house right now with Finn and Jake.
He got a new body.
Oh, dear.
Oh, dear.
Did this new body happen to have jagged prongs and a Cannon phaser on top of its head? No.
Phew! He had a huge, gigantic wig on.
- Uh-oh.
- What? The spikes are under the wig! Oh, no! Of course! Your friends may be in grave danger.
He must have sabotaged the factory.
Quickly, hoist me up on top of your head.
We must depart straightaway.
Uh You're stronger than you know.
Also, I'm lighter than you know.
I'm sorry we didn't find any hangmen.
I don't even know what I'd do with a hangman if I got one.
Bloo-hoo.
Bloo-hoo.
Ah, bloo-hoo.
Moe! Bandits stole my legs! Yeesh.
If you tell us where the bandits went, we'll avenge your legs! We're sorry we left you! You should be.
I'm your gwampa wobot.
Carry me.
Over here.
There! There's the thief! The thief with my legs! NEPTR? Throw him out! Come on.
Maybe NEPTR did it like, accidentally? NEPTR's out cold.
He's got a heck of a dent on his head.
What? Who could have done that? Forget him! You love me, right? You love me like BMO? What? You're all right, but we we love BMO.
Yeah, man, be cool.
BMO's like our best friend.
- BMO's trash! - Moe! Moe's dead! AMO? You don't love me! Ow! Aah! Wake up and love me! Imposter! AMO! Hello, BMO.
I'm your cute sibling, AMO.
I know about you and your dirty hands.
Where are Finn and Jake? I think Finn and Jake went somewhere to buy me a gift.
Tell me what you did with Finn and Jake and our poop.
Ay! Ayyyyy! AMO, look at my face! You gone too far! Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo! Bye! You can't escape the birthday boy! Too high.
Hey! Talk, AMO! You want to know where papa is? Here is all that remains of him His memory backup drive.
Oh.
I was returning from a long pilgrimage.
I came to confront papa, for I had discovered terrible things about myself.
He was dying.
"AMO, dear child, my body is conking out.
" "Take this.
It is who I am.
Send my mind into space, so I may spend the eons among the stars and other brilliant gasses.
" His hands were as cold as clay.
Our papa never loved me, so I ignored his last request.
I used his knowledge of the factory and its MOs to destroy them.
Is that you, AMO? They didn't love me, either.
Where you been? What are you doing? No! Then I learned about you and your new family.
I wanted a taste of that melon.
People in my life don't love me.
I'll obliterate, y'all! You cheat.
Give me those memories.
BMO, I don't want to look at you! Tough nuts! For Moe! BMO! Hey.
We caught the tail end of what happened.
- Are you okay? - No.
Well, I don't like that.
BMO, will you live with us back at the factory? With Moe gone, you can be our leader.
I don't think I can.
I'm not grown up Or I'm too grown up now.
I think I just killed someone.
I need to have some time alone, but you're all really nice.
All right.
Sorry your birthday was weird.
That was the craziest thing that ever happened.
But I guess, after all that, I do feel a bit more grown.
Except that the mission was just some made-up lie.
So who knows if I will ever grow up at all.
And Moe is gone now.
So if there is anything he wanted to teach me, it better be in me already.
I guess all I can do is listen to the heart Moe gave me.
Except that's what AMO did, and he turned out bad.
So what if I turn out bad, too? AMO could not think outside his programming and was blinded.
But your imagination lets you see the world how it could be.
But I am different.
It's not just Moe up here, it's me, too.
And if I cannot trust in Moe, I can trust in me.
Oh, boy.
It sure is confusing being grown.
I miss you, Moe.
What a day! I'm gonna miss you, too, BMO.
I feel so very, very proud of you.