Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s07e18 Episode Script
President Porpoise is Missing!
[Mouse squeaks.]
[Penguins chirp.]
[All cheering.]
[Screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Both: Calling all Curlys! [Beeping.]
Curly! Curly! Curly! Curly! Curly! Curly! Curly! Called! - Yeah! - All right! One more, and we'll have called all the curlys! I know! Curly! Curly! Curly! Curly! Announcer: We interrupt this video game for a special news flash! - No! - No! Agh! Save game, save game! That's okay, BMO.
What's the emergency? Hold please.
This just in President Porpoise is missing! [Gasp.]
Who's President Porpoise? Is he real? He's real, and he's missing! Mmm He is real! We video chat sometimes.
We need to find him before they give the Oath of Office to Vice President Blowfish.
BMO: That creep! Okay, let's go find President Porpoise.
I guess we should ask Banana Man if we can borrow his submarine.
- Banana Man: No problemo! - [Both scream.]
Anything to help the friend of my friend.
Uh what are ya doing behind our couch, neighbor? Sometimes I get lonely and need to hear the sound of other people talking.
We should let it slide so we can use his sub.
But only if I can go with you guys.
Nobody steers the S.
S.
Inquisitive but me! Then it's the three of us! Four! [All laugh.]
Ice King: Five! [All scream.]
[Chuckles.]
Uh anybody else? Okay, let's go! As soon as I finish loading these supplies, we can ship out.
Finn, you're my first mate.
Nice.
Jake, you're my morale officer.
You keep our spirits up while the sub is down.
Dude, we're both big-shot officers! What's my job, Finn? You have the most important job of all, BMO To distract Ice King until we get away.
That decision was good for morale! [Both laugh.]
Aah! Hey! You forgot me and the cabin boy here! Hey! Shh! We are on the submarine.
What?! No, we're not! Yes, see? Chk, chk, whir.
Beep, beep, beep Think we'll see any beautiful mermaids? Get serious, Lieutenant! We're in dangerous waters! Aye-aye, sir! I'm locking in the coordinates for the last-known whereabouts of President Porpoise.
Aye-aye, sir! Hey, Jake, do you think I'm doing a good job, like, as a first mate or whatever? Yeah, man, you're doing great Considering we're all gonna die.
Wait, what? We're all gonna die.
You're supposed to be keepin' our spirits up, remember? Yeah, but it's so cramped in here.
Ooh! B.
R.
B.
! Jake? Yeah, man, I'm fine.
- I just had to shrink down a little! - What? Look at all this room I have! Ha, cha cha cha Whoa! [Screams.]
Jake?! [Screams.]
I'm good! - What? - Banana Man: Hey, Finn, can you come help me calibrate the windshield wiper fluid valve? Whoa, whoa! Whoa! [Screams.]
I'm good! [Laughs.]
What? Look at how small I am.
[Laughs.]
When did you get so claustrophobic? It's a middle-age thing, I think.
Okay, I guess I can calibrate it by myself.
[Chuckles.]
Me, too, huh, guys? You see that? [Murmuring.]
Will my colleague from the great kelp forest yield? Thank you.
The president is missing.
Yes, we all agree.
And while he is missing, Vice President Blowfish is acting president.
Again, yes, agree.
But to swear in a new president while the current one is missing? Do not agree! This is an outrage, secretary octopus! Undersea law dictates that when the clock strikes 5:00, I become president! You're not allowed to puff out in the court of food! [Rumbling.]
Attention, fish parliament! We're here to help! Who and what are you? Jake, get up here! Stuck again! My brother video chats sometimes with the president.
I'm a good friend of President Porpoise! [Murmuring.]
[Sighs.]
Hi.
Oh! Aw.
Boy, when I first signed up for this adventure, I just wanted to see pretty mermaids.
But now I realize it's all about the camaraderie of my fellow sailors, you know? I do know.
I had a feeling you'd Hmm.
I don't like the look of this.
Everything okay, sir? No.
We are running out of air.
[Gasps.]
We need to surface immediately.
But if we show ourselves now, the enemy will be right on top of us! Shh! [Murmuring.]
Finn: Please, just give us a chance! Just make me president! Don't trust these filthy surface boys! I guess it is kind of weird that you guys just showed up and you're not even fish.
We're mammals, just like President Porpoise! Yeah, man! Nerves and fur.
Oh, that's a good point! Uh, wait! I demand this be put to a vote! Wow, this is intense! Okay, everyone who thinks these guys should just go away, raise your fins or claws or whatever.
Two, four, five And with governor anglerfish, that's seven.
Oh, eight! Wow.
All right, eight.
And everyone who wants them to stay and help find the president? No one? Oh, wait.
Representative Sybil.
[Gasps.]
Well, if that's everyone, then the final vote is Wait! I haven't voted yet.
Ahh! Ha! There! Now it's nine to eight! The yeas have it.
Finn and Jake, you have They must give a 20-minute presentation first! We're on to you, Blowfish! [Panting.]
Stay collected, Lieutenant! We'll get you home to the children you speak of so fondly! It's no good.
My guns are barkin'.
[Gasps.]
[Grunts.]
Pull yourself together, Lieutenant! Slap, slap! I bring my boys home! [Grunting.]
Careful, I bruise easily.
Finn: You're acting highly sus, V.
P.
Blowfish! I suspect you may have had a hand in Prez Porp's disappearance! [All gasp.]
V.
P.
Blowfish: You be quiet! You're not right! Okay, guys! I'm going to go look for clues! Something about this whole situation smells fishy! Ah! Ha ha! Whoa! [Murmuring.]
I'm headed out! Wouldn't say no to company! President Porpoise! President Porpoise? President It's like there's this instruction manual that explains how to talk to people and everyone in the world got a copy except me.
Oh! [Chuckles.]
Just, uh, taking a break.
Gonna keep looking! Uh, what? [Giggles.]
[Screams.]
We've only just met We've barely said a word to each other yet But already I know that We fit Yes, two halves make a whole And wholes are whole Like an arm through a sleeve Or a cup into a movie seat You haven't said a word to me [Giggles.]
Only just giggled gleefully Uh, security! But already I know that We fit Yeah, we fit You're kissing my space helmet And already I know That two halves make a whole This has been so nice.
But I should probably go help my friends find President Porpoise.
Eh, come on, who cares? Oh! But he's your president.
National politics don't really represent my interests.
[Chuckles.]
Okay.
Talk, Blowfish! Where's the president? I don't know where he is! I'm the president now! [Clock chimes.]
[Laughs evilly.]
Oh, no, bro! [Screams.]
Do not agree! [Chirps.]
Huh?! President Porpoise! But where have you A three-day weekend? I don't remember you mentioning that.
I tied a string to my tentacle to remind myself? Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope N oh! Well, I'll be! Isn't it always on the last arm you check? [Chuckles.]
Please, Finn and Jake, when you return to dry land, tell no one of our lax record-keeping.
Ah, don't worry, secretary octopus.
We wouldn't want to deflate anyone's ego! [Both laugh.]
Huh?! Ahh! Oh! [Clears throat.]
My kids must be worried sick! [High-pitched squeaking.]
Man, I can't understand a word you're saying.
I said, where's Banana Man? We're getting low on air, and I'm freaking out.
Uh, maybe there's a radio or something.
Huh? Oh! Oh! Aagh! [Laughter.]
You know what, bro? I'm glad you're here.
'Cause dying together sucks a little less than dying alone.
[Penguins chirp.]
[All cheering.]
[Screeches.]
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Both: Calling all Curlys! [Beeping.]
Curly! Curly! Curly! Curly! Curly! Curly! Curly! Called! - Yeah! - All right! One more, and we'll have called all the curlys! I know! Curly! Curly! Curly! Curly! Announcer: We interrupt this video game for a special news flash! - No! - No! Agh! Save game, save game! That's okay, BMO.
What's the emergency? Hold please.
This just in President Porpoise is missing! [Gasp.]
Who's President Porpoise? Is he real? He's real, and he's missing! Mmm He is real! We video chat sometimes.
We need to find him before they give the Oath of Office to Vice President Blowfish.
BMO: That creep! Okay, let's go find President Porpoise.
I guess we should ask Banana Man if we can borrow his submarine.
- Banana Man: No problemo! - [Both scream.]
Anything to help the friend of my friend.
Uh what are ya doing behind our couch, neighbor? Sometimes I get lonely and need to hear the sound of other people talking.
We should let it slide so we can use his sub.
But only if I can go with you guys.
Nobody steers the S.
S.
Inquisitive but me! Then it's the three of us! Four! [All laugh.]
Ice King: Five! [All scream.]
[Chuckles.]
Uh anybody else? Okay, let's go! As soon as I finish loading these supplies, we can ship out.
Finn, you're my first mate.
Nice.
Jake, you're my morale officer.
You keep our spirits up while the sub is down.
Dude, we're both big-shot officers! What's my job, Finn? You have the most important job of all, BMO To distract Ice King until we get away.
That decision was good for morale! [Both laugh.]
Aah! Hey! You forgot me and the cabin boy here! Hey! Shh! We are on the submarine.
What?! No, we're not! Yes, see? Chk, chk, whir.
Beep, beep, beep Think we'll see any beautiful mermaids? Get serious, Lieutenant! We're in dangerous waters! Aye-aye, sir! I'm locking in the coordinates for the last-known whereabouts of President Porpoise.
Aye-aye, sir! Hey, Jake, do you think I'm doing a good job, like, as a first mate or whatever? Yeah, man, you're doing great Considering we're all gonna die.
Wait, what? We're all gonna die.
You're supposed to be keepin' our spirits up, remember? Yeah, but it's so cramped in here.
Ooh! B.
R.
B.
! Jake? Yeah, man, I'm fine.
- I just had to shrink down a little! - What? Look at all this room I have! Ha, cha cha cha Whoa! [Screams.]
Jake?! [Screams.]
I'm good! - What? - Banana Man: Hey, Finn, can you come help me calibrate the windshield wiper fluid valve? Whoa, whoa! Whoa! [Screams.]
I'm good! [Laughs.]
What? Look at how small I am.
[Laughs.]
When did you get so claustrophobic? It's a middle-age thing, I think.
Okay, I guess I can calibrate it by myself.
[Chuckles.]
Me, too, huh, guys? You see that? [Murmuring.]
Will my colleague from the great kelp forest yield? Thank you.
The president is missing.
Yes, we all agree.
And while he is missing, Vice President Blowfish is acting president.
Again, yes, agree.
But to swear in a new president while the current one is missing? Do not agree! This is an outrage, secretary octopus! Undersea law dictates that when the clock strikes 5:00, I become president! You're not allowed to puff out in the court of food! [Rumbling.]
Attention, fish parliament! We're here to help! Who and what are you? Jake, get up here! Stuck again! My brother video chats sometimes with the president.
I'm a good friend of President Porpoise! [Murmuring.]
[Sighs.]
Hi.
Oh! Aw.
Boy, when I first signed up for this adventure, I just wanted to see pretty mermaids.
But now I realize it's all about the camaraderie of my fellow sailors, you know? I do know.
I had a feeling you'd Hmm.
I don't like the look of this.
Everything okay, sir? No.
We are running out of air.
[Gasps.]
We need to surface immediately.
But if we show ourselves now, the enemy will be right on top of us! Shh! [Murmuring.]
Finn: Please, just give us a chance! Just make me president! Don't trust these filthy surface boys! I guess it is kind of weird that you guys just showed up and you're not even fish.
We're mammals, just like President Porpoise! Yeah, man! Nerves and fur.
Oh, that's a good point! Uh, wait! I demand this be put to a vote! Wow, this is intense! Okay, everyone who thinks these guys should just go away, raise your fins or claws or whatever.
Two, four, five And with governor anglerfish, that's seven.
Oh, eight! Wow.
All right, eight.
And everyone who wants them to stay and help find the president? No one? Oh, wait.
Representative Sybil.
[Gasps.]
Well, if that's everyone, then the final vote is Wait! I haven't voted yet.
Ahh! Ha! There! Now it's nine to eight! The yeas have it.
Finn and Jake, you have They must give a 20-minute presentation first! We're on to you, Blowfish! [Panting.]
Stay collected, Lieutenant! We'll get you home to the children you speak of so fondly! It's no good.
My guns are barkin'.
[Gasps.]
[Grunts.]
Pull yourself together, Lieutenant! Slap, slap! I bring my boys home! [Grunting.]
Careful, I bruise easily.
Finn: You're acting highly sus, V.
P.
Blowfish! I suspect you may have had a hand in Prez Porp's disappearance! [All gasp.]
V.
P.
Blowfish: You be quiet! You're not right! Okay, guys! I'm going to go look for clues! Something about this whole situation smells fishy! Ah! Ha ha! Whoa! [Murmuring.]
I'm headed out! Wouldn't say no to company! President Porpoise! President Porpoise? President It's like there's this instruction manual that explains how to talk to people and everyone in the world got a copy except me.
Oh! [Chuckles.]
Just, uh, taking a break.
Gonna keep looking! Uh, what? [Giggles.]
[Screams.]
We've only just met We've barely said a word to each other yet But already I know that We fit Yes, two halves make a whole And wholes are whole Like an arm through a sleeve Or a cup into a movie seat You haven't said a word to me [Giggles.]
Only just giggled gleefully Uh, security! But already I know that We fit Yeah, we fit You're kissing my space helmet And already I know That two halves make a whole This has been so nice.
But I should probably go help my friends find President Porpoise.
Eh, come on, who cares? Oh! But he's your president.
National politics don't really represent my interests.
[Chuckles.]
Okay.
Talk, Blowfish! Where's the president? I don't know where he is! I'm the president now! [Clock chimes.]
[Laughs evilly.]
Oh, no, bro! [Screams.]
Do not agree! [Chirps.]
Huh?! President Porpoise! But where have you A three-day weekend? I don't remember you mentioning that.
I tied a string to my tentacle to remind myself? Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope N oh! Well, I'll be! Isn't it always on the last arm you check? [Chuckles.]
Please, Finn and Jake, when you return to dry land, tell no one of our lax record-keeping.
Ah, don't worry, secretary octopus.
We wouldn't want to deflate anyone's ego! [Both laugh.]
Huh?! Ahh! Oh! [Clears throat.]
My kids must be worried sick! [High-pitched squeaking.]
Man, I can't understand a word you're saying.
I said, where's Banana Man? We're getting low on air, and I'm freaking out.
Uh, maybe there's a radio or something.
Huh? Oh! Oh! Aagh! [Laughter.]
You know what, bro? I'm glad you're here.
'Cause dying together sucks a little less than dying alone.