Regular Show (2010) s07e19 Episode Script
Snow Tubing
Here you go Two breakfasts to go.
I put extra syrup in your sausage scrambler wrap, rigby Just the way you like it.
Sweet meat! Aw, yeah! So what do you guys have planned for your day off? Hm-hm! Two words, six syllables.
Snow tu-tu-tu-tubing! Snow tubing is so awesome.
You go down the mountain, And you hit all these sweet jumps.
Yeah, last year, I hit this snow bank so hard, I almost flipped over a Boulder.
What about you, Eileen? Got any crazy tubing stories? Uh, I've actually never been snow tubing.
What?! You've never been snow tubing?! But you love the snow, and you go tubing all the time.
Pool tubing is an entirely different beast.
Same thing just more thrills, chills, and spills.
But mostly spills.
We usually go up to canyon run mountain.
You should come with us You'd love it.
Oh, that sounds great, but uh I have to work.
The coffee grinder's been acting up And the repair guy won't be here for quite a while, So there's probably zero percent chance I'll be able to go today.
But you guys have fun.
Oh, okay.
Well, don't work too hard.
- See ya.
- Later, Eileen.
Bye.
Phew.
Huh? Surprise! What are you guys Doing here at 6:00 in the morning? Yeah.
We switched our day off So we could go snow tubing today instead.
Now we can all go together.
Snow tubing? Whoa! I haven't gone since I was little.
Thrills, chills - and don't forget the spills.
Uh, thanks, but I'm not sure that I can make it.
I promised myself I would clean out my fridge today.
What? That can wait.
But my milk is gonna expire soon.
The fun is gonna expire if you don't come with us.
Yeah, Eileen, I can help you With the fridge when we get back.
Let's go It'll be really cool.
Well, all right.
Yeah! Snow tubing, snow tubing.
Can we get some sausage scrambler wraps first? So, you guys have been here before, right? Tons of times.
It's far, but it's worth the trip.
Cannon run mountain has the sickest slopes.
It snowed yesterday, too.
I bet there's some fresh powder on the mountain.
Aw, yeah! Got to get me some fresh pow-pow! Speaking of powder, Does anyone need to use the powder room? No.
You sure? I want to hear you individually.
- No.
- No.
No.
Wait, a powder room is a bathroom right? - Yeah.
- No! We've hit every bathroom since we've left.
Oh, okay.
Well, I got to go.
Man, these things go right through me.
Hopefully, I don't have to go to the bathroom again.
We usually hit a ton of traffic up here, But I know a short cut.
Just take a right up here at the fork.
- A left? - No, a right.
- Left, got it.
- No, right right! Ugh.
- Oh, sorry, I heard "left.
" Well, it's still pretty early.
We'll probably beat the traffic? All right, unlock the doors I'm walking.
Ugh, finally.
If we hurry, we can get 10 runs in before it gets dark.
I say we get some food first.
Can't go snow tubing on an empty stomach.
Yeah, I am pretty hungry.
- I could eat.
- But I want the pow-pow now-now! Ah, stupid body.
Okay, let's get some food.
Yeah, after the first few runs, it's not so bad.
You'll go down the mountain And be like, "duh, duh, duh, duh-duh.
" "What? You call those bumps? I didn't feel a thing.
" And if you go fast enough, you'll feel the wind On your face, and everything is like, "sheew, sheew.
" And you'll be like, "I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!" Oh, man, remember last year when we talked Thomas Into going down that double black I still don't know why you picked This old, beat-up grandpa tube.
'Cause it's got the most character.
Yeah, and a bunch of holes.
Aw, man.
Where are we gonna get another tube? I guess we'll have to wait in line again.
Well Good luck with that.
We'll see you guys up there.
Yeah, don't take too long.
Oh, look, there's a single-person tube! Hey, rigby, just take that and I'll catch up with you later.
No way I'm not going without you.
Don't be silly.
I don't mind.
Honest.
But I moved this whole trip so we could go tubing together.
Come on, it's getting dark.
If we hurry, we can get in two solid runs.
Keep it moving.
Keep it moving.
Oh, wait.
I forgot my agh! Great view up here, huh? Oh, look here come some people tubing.
You all right? Just breathing in the fresh mountain air.
It's gonna be fun.
I put extra syrup in your sausage scrambler wrap, rigby Just the way you like it.
Sweet meat! Aw, yeah! So what do you guys have planned for your day off? Hm-hm! Two words, six syllables.
Snow tu-tu-tu-tubing! Snow tubing is so awesome.
You go down the mountain, And you hit all these sweet jumps.
Yeah, last year, I hit this snow bank so hard, I almost flipped over a Boulder.
What about you, Eileen? Got any crazy tubing stories? Uh, I've actually never been snow tubing.
What?! You've never been snow tubing?! But you love the snow, and you go tubing all the time.
Pool tubing is an entirely different beast.
Same thing just more thrills, chills, and spills.
But mostly spills.
We usually go up to canyon run mountain.
You should come with us You'd love it.
Oh, that sounds great, but uh I have to work.
The coffee grinder's been acting up And the repair guy won't be here for quite a while, So there's probably zero percent chance I'll be able to go today.
But you guys have fun.
Oh, okay.
Well, don't work too hard.
- See ya.
- Later, Eileen.
Bye.
Phew.
Huh? Surprise! What are you guys Doing here at 6:00 in the morning? Yeah.
We switched our day off So we could go snow tubing today instead.
Now we can all go together.
Snow tubing? Whoa! I haven't gone since I was little.
Thrills, chills - and don't forget the spills.
Uh, thanks, but I'm not sure that I can make it.
I promised myself I would clean out my fridge today.
What? That can wait.
But my milk is gonna expire soon.
The fun is gonna expire if you don't come with us.
Yeah, Eileen, I can help you With the fridge when we get back.
Let's go It'll be really cool.
Well, all right.
Yeah! Snow tubing, snow tubing.
Can we get some sausage scrambler wraps first? So, you guys have been here before, right? Tons of times.
It's far, but it's worth the trip.
Cannon run mountain has the sickest slopes.
It snowed yesterday, too.
I bet there's some fresh powder on the mountain.
Aw, yeah! Got to get me some fresh pow-pow! Speaking of powder, Does anyone need to use the powder room? No.
You sure? I want to hear you individually.
- No.
- No.
No.
Wait, a powder room is a bathroom right? - Yeah.
- No! We've hit every bathroom since we've left.
Oh, okay.
Well, I got to go.
Man, these things go right through me.
Hopefully, I don't have to go to the bathroom again.
We usually hit a ton of traffic up here, But I know a short cut.
Just take a right up here at the fork.
- A left? - No, a right.
- Left, got it.
- No, right right! Ugh.
- Oh, sorry, I heard "left.
" Well, it's still pretty early.
We'll probably beat the traffic? All right, unlock the doors I'm walking.
Ugh, finally.
If we hurry, we can get 10 runs in before it gets dark.
I say we get some food first.
Can't go snow tubing on an empty stomach.
Yeah, I am pretty hungry.
- I could eat.
- But I want the pow-pow now-now! Ah, stupid body.
Okay, let's get some food.
Yeah, after the first few runs, it's not so bad.
You'll go down the mountain And be like, "duh, duh, duh, duh-duh.
" "What? You call those bumps? I didn't feel a thing.
" And if you go fast enough, you'll feel the wind On your face, and everything is like, "sheew, sheew.
" And you'll be like, "I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!" Oh, man, remember last year when we talked Thomas Into going down that double black I still don't know why you picked This old, beat-up grandpa tube.
'Cause it's got the most character.
Yeah, and a bunch of holes.
Aw, man.
Where are we gonna get another tube? I guess we'll have to wait in line again.
Well Good luck with that.
We'll see you guys up there.
Yeah, don't take too long.
Oh, look, there's a single-person tube! Hey, rigby, just take that and I'll catch up with you later.
No way I'm not going without you.
Don't be silly.
I don't mind.
Honest.
But I moved this whole trip so we could go tubing together.
Come on, it's getting dark.
If we hurry, we can get in two solid runs.
Keep it moving.
Keep it moving.
Oh, wait.
I forgot my agh! Great view up here, huh? Oh, look here come some people tubing.
You all right? Just breathing in the fresh mountain air.
It's gonna be fun.