Regular Show (2010) s07e20 Episode Script
Chili Cook Off
Hello? Anyone there? I don't like it, Billy.
I was excited when you won those all-access passes To this donut factory, but now that we're here, Seems to be completely abandoned.
Shh.
You're right.
Something's fishy.
There's not a donut in this place.
Uh, if there are no donuts, then why do I smell Frosting? Aah!! Aah!! "Donut factory holiday"! Best worst movie ever! Again? Why do you guys make such a big deal out of this movie? You've seen it 1,000 times.
It's terrible.
Dude, we know.
That's why it's funny.
Yeah, it's kind of like that solo album You recorded last year if people had liked it.
"and Benson for all" was criminally misunderstood! Billy, are you sure the sewer's the only way out? If you can think of a better way to escape an evil donut, I'd like to hear it.
Wait! Look out! Sewer gator! Oh, now? Mr.
president, sir! Prototype 58 has escaped.
Great Scott! This is what we get for playing Uh Line? Why does he get huge for that one scene? Shh! Here comes the best part.
Reduce.
Reuse.
Re-est in peace! What? No! I don't know how, but it gets better every time! I read somewhere that the guy in the donut suit Is the director because he ran out of money To pay the actors.
I heard the crocodiles in the swamp scene Were four iguanas taped together.
Wasn't that just a guy in a suit? Uh, you're thinking of the alligator scene.
You got to brush up on your taxonomy, bro.
Well, we can find out for sure next time we rent it.
We should get back to the rental store, though.
There's probably people waiting for it.
Ugh! That stupid wait list.
I miss when we were the only people who knew about this.
It's due back at the video store by 5:00.
That gives us half an hour.
Plenty of time.
All we got to do is eject this puppy, Hop in the cart, cruise on over to the I said eject this puppy.
Guys, the tape's stuck.
No, it isn't.
Let me try.
Yeah, it's stuck.
Bros, I can't afford a late fee! Okay, okay, we got this.
All we got to do is find some way to pull that tape out, And as long as we do it within the next We can return it to the store, and bam, no late fee.
That'll work.
Okay, let's do that.
Phew.
Yeah, that sounds okay.
I got my tools.
What's the emergency? "Donut factory holiday's" stuck in the vcr.
Now what?! Let me try something.
It's never gonna come out.
I could try my family's technique.
You're great.
Mordecai's right! The tape's a goner! I got this.
Whoo! Whoo! Whoooooo! Stop! You'll break the tape! The video guy said it's impossible to replace.
Nobody's ever complained about my techniques before.
Uh, guys, we got like 20 minutes To get the tape back to the store.
Let me hit it some more.
Let's just smash it.
I, uh, I could Guys, guys, calm down.
I'll just reach in, grab the tape, and pull it out.
Just like how I get prizes out of the cereal box.
Come on, baby.
I got it! Guys, I got it! And now to pull it out.
My arm's not coming out.
My arm's not coming out! I got this! Aah! We got to do something, bros.
Vhs, the home of very happy service.
How may I help you.
Oh, yeah, hi.
Is there a grace period for returning "Donut factory holiday" late due to, uh unavoidable vcr mishaps? You need to have it here on time, Or you'll have to pay the fee.
Which is? Same as the budget of the movie Two Hundred Dollars.
What?! Nobody can afford that! This dude says the fine is 200 bucks.
Oh, and there's someone here Waiting for you guys to return it.
Donuts are forever! You have 17 minutes to get it back here.
We've got to get that tape back now.
We should also get rigby some serious help.
Whoa, you're getting big there, Tamara.
Eileen! Eileen! Guys? What's going on? Rigby needs your help! No time to explain! Is he hurt? What hap Oh.
Steffan! Yes, ma'am! Warm up a tub of butter from the pantry stat! On it! Lay him down on the table.
Hey, buddy.
How you holding up? Eileen.
It's pretty much over for me.
I'm so glad I got to see you Before The end.
Rigby, you know you're not I'm gonna miss your face,
I was excited when you won those all-access passes To this donut factory, but now that we're here, Seems to be completely abandoned.
Shh.
You're right.
Something's fishy.
There's not a donut in this place.
Uh, if there are no donuts, then why do I smell Frosting? Aah!! Aah!! "Donut factory holiday"! Best worst movie ever! Again? Why do you guys make such a big deal out of this movie? You've seen it 1,000 times.
It's terrible.
Dude, we know.
That's why it's funny.
Yeah, it's kind of like that solo album You recorded last year if people had liked it.
"and Benson for all" was criminally misunderstood! Billy, are you sure the sewer's the only way out? If you can think of a better way to escape an evil donut, I'd like to hear it.
Wait! Look out! Sewer gator! Oh, now? Mr.
president, sir! Prototype 58 has escaped.
Great Scott! This is what we get for playing Uh Line? Why does he get huge for that one scene? Shh! Here comes the best part.
Reduce.
Reuse.
Re-est in peace! What? No! I don't know how, but it gets better every time! I read somewhere that the guy in the donut suit Is the director because he ran out of money To pay the actors.
I heard the crocodiles in the swamp scene Were four iguanas taped together.
Wasn't that just a guy in a suit? Uh, you're thinking of the alligator scene.
You got to brush up on your taxonomy, bro.
Well, we can find out for sure next time we rent it.
We should get back to the rental store, though.
There's probably people waiting for it.
Ugh! That stupid wait list.
I miss when we were the only people who knew about this.
It's due back at the video store by 5:00.
That gives us half an hour.
Plenty of time.
All we got to do is eject this puppy, Hop in the cart, cruise on over to the I said eject this puppy.
Guys, the tape's stuck.
No, it isn't.
Let me try.
Yeah, it's stuck.
Bros, I can't afford a late fee! Okay, okay, we got this.
All we got to do is find some way to pull that tape out, And as long as we do it within the next We can return it to the store, and bam, no late fee.
That'll work.
Okay, let's do that.
Phew.
Yeah, that sounds okay.
I got my tools.
What's the emergency? "Donut factory holiday's" stuck in the vcr.
Now what?! Let me try something.
It's never gonna come out.
I could try my family's technique.
You're great.
Mordecai's right! The tape's a goner! I got this.
Whoo! Whoo! Whoooooo! Stop! You'll break the tape! The video guy said it's impossible to replace.
Nobody's ever complained about my techniques before.
Uh, guys, we got like 20 minutes To get the tape back to the store.
Let me hit it some more.
Let's just smash it.
I, uh, I could Guys, guys, calm down.
I'll just reach in, grab the tape, and pull it out.
Just like how I get prizes out of the cereal box.
Come on, baby.
I got it! Guys, I got it! And now to pull it out.
My arm's not coming out.
My arm's not coming out! I got this! Aah! We got to do something, bros.
Vhs, the home of very happy service.
How may I help you.
Oh, yeah, hi.
Is there a grace period for returning "Donut factory holiday" late due to, uh unavoidable vcr mishaps? You need to have it here on time, Or you'll have to pay the fee.
Which is? Same as the budget of the movie Two Hundred Dollars.
What?! Nobody can afford that! This dude says the fine is 200 bucks.
Oh, and there's someone here Waiting for you guys to return it.
Donuts are forever! You have 17 minutes to get it back here.
We've got to get that tape back now.
We should also get rigby some serious help.
Whoa, you're getting big there, Tamara.
Eileen! Eileen! Guys? What's going on? Rigby needs your help! No time to explain! Is he hurt? What hap Oh.
Steffan! Yes, ma'am! Warm up a tub of butter from the pantry stat! On it! Lay him down on the table.
Hey, buddy.
How you holding up? Eileen.
It's pretty much over for me.
I'm so glad I got to see you Before The end.
Rigby, you know you're not I'm gonna miss your face,