Regular Show (2010) s07e22 Episode Script
Gymblonski
Your safety-deposit box, sir.
Thank you.
Do you need anything else? A little breathing room.
Of course, sir.
After him! Ugh! I can't believe we lost him! u Ugh.
I wish we could find the remote.
There's probably nothing on anyway.
Worst guys night ever.
You get it.
No, you! No way, bros.
I'm all settled in.
Pizza delivery Uh, we didn't order It's on the house.
Aw, sweet! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why is it free? Oh, it's a gift from an old friend.
What's going on? Ugh! I hate it when old guys do that! Don't worry.
Its just me! - Nikolai! - Thomas! Oh, I guess Nikolai is his real name.
But we knew him as Thomas first.
Yeah, let's go with that.
Thomas! What are you doing here? I'm here to take you out For a good time! I have become tired of living in exile Danger around every corner, Secret agents hunting me down at all costs.
It's like, "I get it.
" "I betrayed your country, but come on already!" My point is, I have a plan to escape once and for all.
I have to get to this rendezvous point.
There is train by the old dam That I must be on at midnight exactly.
Then I will be free of my past.
But first, I wished to see all of you one last time.
To hang out with the only buddies I've every known.
That is If you want to hang out with me.
Of course we do.
You know, I don't think Thomas was ever at a guy's night before.
Yeah, he was.
Hey, Thomas, go get us more chips at the store.
Fine.
Just put the chips down and back away slowly.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry about that, Thomas.
Its okay.
I was an intern.
Well, get ready, 'cause you're about to experience Guy's night classic style! Guys night! Guys night! Guys night? Guy's night! Wait, check this one out! Whoa! I learned that in Turkey.
How? You get creative when you're being chased By a team of ninja assassins.
You are so cool now.
My life is not all cool.
Well I should probably go to my rendezvous point now.
Aw! You must stay.
But I only have one hour before I'm supposed to be there.
One hour? That's tons of time.
Yeah, man, just come out to wing kingdom For one last meal before you go.
Yeah! Wing kingdom! Aw, all right.
But I will have to wear my mask to go out in public.
The secret agents They still thirst for my blood.
Once I get on that train, I'll be able to go from country to country, Maybe sampling chicken wings from each culture.
Dude, if that's what your life is gonna be like, Then sign me up! My life is very dangerous.
There is death lurking everywhere.
I have to live under the radar No documents, no papers, no identity.
I can't even get video-store membership.
Ew.
That blows.
Oh, my! I envy your life at the park.
It is nice simple.
I've never really thought about it like that, But, you know, with skills like yours, Thomas, You can pretty much do anything.
And once you make it to the rendezvous point tonight, You're free.
You can make whatever life you want.
Yes, perhaps I even run my own video store! ^ That's the spirit, Thomas! Yeah!
Thank you.
Do you need anything else? A little breathing room.
Of course, sir.
After him! Ugh! I can't believe we lost him! u Ugh.
I wish we could find the remote.
There's probably nothing on anyway.
Worst guys night ever.
You get it.
No, you! No way, bros.
I'm all settled in.
Pizza delivery Uh, we didn't order It's on the house.
Aw, sweet! Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why is it free? Oh, it's a gift from an old friend.
What's going on? Ugh! I hate it when old guys do that! Don't worry.
Its just me! - Nikolai! - Thomas! Oh, I guess Nikolai is his real name.
But we knew him as Thomas first.
Yeah, let's go with that.
Thomas! What are you doing here? I'm here to take you out For a good time! I have become tired of living in exile Danger around every corner, Secret agents hunting me down at all costs.
It's like, "I get it.
" "I betrayed your country, but come on already!" My point is, I have a plan to escape once and for all.
I have to get to this rendezvous point.
There is train by the old dam That I must be on at midnight exactly.
Then I will be free of my past.
But first, I wished to see all of you one last time.
To hang out with the only buddies I've every known.
That is If you want to hang out with me.
Of course we do.
You know, I don't think Thomas was ever at a guy's night before.
Yeah, he was.
Hey, Thomas, go get us more chips at the store.
Fine.
Just put the chips down and back away slowly.
Oh, yeah.
Sorry about that, Thomas.
Its okay.
I was an intern.
Well, get ready, 'cause you're about to experience Guy's night classic style! Guys night! Guys night! Guys night? Guy's night! Wait, check this one out! Whoa! I learned that in Turkey.
How? You get creative when you're being chased By a team of ninja assassins.
You are so cool now.
My life is not all cool.
Well I should probably go to my rendezvous point now.
Aw! You must stay.
But I only have one hour before I'm supposed to be there.
One hour? That's tons of time.
Yeah, man, just come out to wing kingdom For one last meal before you go.
Yeah! Wing kingdom! Aw, all right.
But I will have to wear my mask to go out in public.
The secret agents They still thirst for my blood.
Once I get on that train, I'll be able to go from country to country, Maybe sampling chicken wings from each culture.
Dude, if that's what your life is gonna be like, Then sign me up! My life is very dangerous.
There is death lurking everywhere.
I have to live under the radar No documents, no papers, no identity.
I can't even get video-store membership.
Ew.
That blows.
Oh, my! I envy your life at the park.
It is nice simple.
I've never really thought about it like that, But, you know, with skills like yours, Thomas, You can pretty much do anything.
And once you make it to the rendezvous point tonight, You're free.
You can make whatever life you want.
Yes, perhaps I even run my own video store! ^ That's the spirit, Thomas! Yeah!