Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s07e24 Episode Script
Hall of Egress
Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Remember last time we were out this way? It was right after you messed things all up with flame princess.
Yeah, that sucked.
But then we found the dungeon train, remember? That was awesome.
No.
It wasn't.
Sure it was.
Anyway, flambo's brother's map says the weird cave should be, like, right over Ah! It's right here.
Come on, Jake.
Okay, hold on, let me get out my sidewalk chalk.
I want to write all over the walls in there.
What? You can't use that stuff in here.
This is like an ancient, sacred temple.
Oh, well, now, that's just great.
You don't put traps in the foyer! The foyer is a safe space.
Man, not even Jake could smash through this mess.
But maybe there's a back door or something.
Uh-oh options.
Better leave a little trail in case I get lost Bread-crumb style.
Plus, for if Jake gets in and tries to track me down.
Too bad I don't still have that sidewalk chaaaaahhhhhh oof! Okay, well, scratch that.
Now I really hope there's another way out.
Hall of Egress.
Egress.
Egress.
What's "Egress" mean? "Exit.
" Egress means exit! Okay.
Yaaaaaaah! Great.
What am I supposed to do now? Wait.
Hey.
Hey, I just smashed you.
I Ahh.
Magic door.
Okay.
Right.
But if I Ahh? Well done, Finn.
You solved the magic door.
That ought to have done it.
And Oh.
I guess this door's just too tricky for me.
Guess I better give up, right? Wrong.
Wrong! Let's try that again.
Hmm.
It's smooth like metal.
Floor's smooth too.
Oh! What have we here? An errant thread! It must lead back out Bread crumb sty Oof! Trap door? Yow! Spike trap.
Better head back and regroup.
Fiendish.
Anyway Don't let's do that again.
And right Then straight And Hey now.
Hold the phone.
There should be a left turn here.
Letters? "E" "G" Egress! It spells "Egress!" This way! And here's another one.
And another.
Wah! Ow! Okay, so Every map I make is wrong.
All the exit signs led to traps.
Plus the braille, the hieroglyphics, and the tape recorder message too.
It's almost like the maze is trying to tell me something.
Something confusing.
Whatever! Who needs you anyway, with your stupid signs and messages? I'm Finn Mertens, ya heard? And I don't need no nothing! Watch me.
Babababababababababababababa Ba ba ba ba ba ba Finn? Finn! Jake! Jake, I'm coming! Finn? Where are ya, buddy? Jake! That's a little disappointing.
Still, though.
I'm in the homestretch here.
Jake! Finn! Hey, there you are.
Yeah.
Sorry to pop up, then disappear again like that.
Again? You just got here, son.
I did? Shoot, man.
This cave has got me straight scrambled up and down.
What cave? What? Oh.
Uh-oh.
Well? Well, I followed your map, but there's just a bunch of grass here.
What?! Let me see! Dang it.
So, yeah.
Everything I did to try to make sense of the maze or to play it safe totally backfired.
But when I got fed up, and started just charging in Willy-nilly, I was able to get to the end and find you.
And then the whole thing disappeared.
But I wonder how come I don't remember any of it.
I don't know.
I'm just hoping, maybe if I sleep it off, maybe I'll be better in the morning.
Okay, well Good night, buddy.
Thanks, Jake.
Good night.
Are you awake? Yes.
Are you gonna open your eyes now? Maybe.
Are you scared? No.
Then do it.
On three.
- One - One - Two - Two Three! So Been almost a month now.
What do ya think? You wanna try opening 'em? It's a beautiful day.
Plus, I need someone to tell me if this hat looks cool.
Man, I told you If I open 'em now it'll just be the same.
I got to wait till something's different.
Yeah.
That makes sense, I guess.
So, um, I got you a little something.
A little present.
Wow, thanks, man! You're really gonna thank me.
Gotcha! Nooo! Yeah, you've done it, like, 30 times now.
Yaahh! Yaahh! Yaahh! Yaahh! It's like programmed into your DNA or something.
Well, shoot, man.
If I wanna do it that bad, it must be kinda right, right? Look at it from where I'm sitting.
All this funky pizzazz that only you can see That's like the literal definition of a hallucination.
Either all that stuff is a dream, or like, I'm a dream And I ain't no dream, ya heard? Yeah, I know.
I heard.
It's just that, well Hyah! Open up! Oh, Jake.
I know you mean well, but I guess I got to see this one through on my own.
I'll see you around, buddy.
Huh? Huh? What the? How long has this been going on? Someone's apt to track me down Bread-crumb style.
E.
G.
Jake.
Can't let him catch me.
No more threads to follow.
No more Egress.
Mm.
It's cool in here.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Deep too.
That's good.
Ain't nobody gonna be looking for me down Ugh! Wah! Egress! Egress! Egress! Egress! Eeg Something's different.
Hurry, Finn.
At the Seashell's Center lies the Cornucopia's smallest door.
Whoa! That must have been some cave! No comment!
Yeah, that sucked.
But then we found the dungeon train, remember? That was awesome.
No.
It wasn't.
Sure it was.
Anyway, flambo's brother's map says the weird cave should be, like, right over Ah! It's right here.
Come on, Jake.
Okay, hold on, let me get out my sidewalk chalk.
I want to write all over the walls in there.
What? You can't use that stuff in here.
This is like an ancient, sacred temple.
Oh, well, now, that's just great.
You don't put traps in the foyer! The foyer is a safe space.
Man, not even Jake could smash through this mess.
But maybe there's a back door or something.
Uh-oh options.
Better leave a little trail in case I get lost Bread-crumb style.
Plus, for if Jake gets in and tries to track me down.
Too bad I don't still have that sidewalk chaaaaahhhhhh oof! Okay, well, scratch that.
Now I really hope there's another way out.
Hall of Egress.
Egress.
Egress.
What's "Egress" mean? "Exit.
" Egress means exit! Okay.
Yaaaaaaah! Great.
What am I supposed to do now? Wait.
Hey.
Hey, I just smashed you.
I Ahh.
Magic door.
Okay.
Right.
But if I Ahh? Well done, Finn.
You solved the magic door.
That ought to have done it.
And Oh.
I guess this door's just too tricky for me.
Guess I better give up, right? Wrong.
Wrong! Let's try that again.
Hmm.
It's smooth like metal.
Floor's smooth too.
Oh! What have we here? An errant thread! It must lead back out Bread crumb sty Oof! Trap door? Yow! Spike trap.
Better head back and regroup.
Fiendish.
Anyway Don't let's do that again.
And right Then straight And Hey now.
Hold the phone.
There should be a left turn here.
Letters? "E" "G" Egress! It spells "Egress!" This way! And here's another one.
And another.
Wah! Ow! Okay, so Every map I make is wrong.
All the exit signs led to traps.
Plus the braille, the hieroglyphics, and the tape recorder message too.
It's almost like the maze is trying to tell me something.
Something confusing.
Whatever! Who needs you anyway, with your stupid signs and messages? I'm Finn Mertens, ya heard? And I don't need no nothing! Watch me.
Babababababababababababababa Ba ba ba ba ba ba Finn? Finn! Jake! Jake, I'm coming! Finn? Where are ya, buddy? Jake! That's a little disappointing.
Still, though.
I'm in the homestretch here.
Jake! Finn! Hey, there you are.
Yeah.
Sorry to pop up, then disappear again like that.
Again? You just got here, son.
I did? Shoot, man.
This cave has got me straight scrambled up and down.
What cave? What? Oh.
Uh-oh.
Well? Well, I followed your map, but there's just a bunch of grass here.
What?! Let me see! Dang it.
So, yeah.
Everything I did to try to make sense of the maze or to play it safe totally backfired.
But when I got fed up, and started just charging in Willy-nilly, I was able to get to the end and find you.
And then the whole thing disappeared.
But I wonder how come I don't remember any of it.
I don't know.
I'm just hoping, maybe if I sleep it off, maybe I'll be better in the morning.
Okay, well Good night, buddy.
Thanks, Jake.
Good night.
Are you awake? Yes.
Are you gonna open your eyes now? Maybe.
Are you scared? No.
Then do it.
On three.
- One - One - Two - Two Three! So Been almost a month now.
What do ya think? You wanna try opening 'em? It's a beautiful day.
Plus, I need someone to tell me if this hat looks cool.
Man, I told you If I open 'em now it'll just be the same.
I got to wait till something's different.
Yeah.
That makes sense, I guess.
So, um, I got you a little something.
A little present.
Wow, thanks, man! You're really gonna thank me.
Gotcha! Nooo! Yeah, you've done it, like, 30 times now.
Yaahh! Yaahh! Yaahh! Yaahh! It's like programmed into your DNA or something.
Well, shoot, man.
If I wanna do it that bad, it must be kinda right, right? Look at it from where I'm sitting.
All this funky pizzazz that only you can see That's like the literal definition of a hallucination.
Either all that stuff is a dream, or like, I'm a dream And I ain't no dream, ya heard? Yeah, I know.
I heard.
It's just that, well Hyah! Open up! Oh, Jake.
I know you mean well, but I guess I got to see this one through on my own.
I'll see you around, buddy.
Huh? Huh? What the? How long has this been going on? Someone's apt to track me down Bread-crumb style.
E.
G.
Jake.
Can't let him catch me.
No more threads to follow.
No more Egress.
Mm.
It's cool in here.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Deep too.
That's good.
Ain't nobody gonna be looking for me down Ugh! Wah! Egress! Egress! Egress! Egress! Eeg Something's different.
Hurry, Finn.
At the Seashell's Center lies the Cornucopia's smallest door.
Whoa! That must have been some cave! No comment!