Regular Show (2010) s07e24 Episode Script
Gary's Synthesizer
All right, all right, all right.
Everybody settle down.
The annual park manager's lodge $50 chili cook off Will be this weekend, and as always, The cost of your ingredients cannot be more than $50.
Day one will be an elimination round.
And day two, finalists will compete In a no-holds-barred arena match.
Celebrity chef Sean Ben pimento will judge.
The winner will get the undivided respect Of the entire lodge! Respect? I want to enter! Benson, no! Gene wins every year.
Eh, let the apprentice enter.
Not like he's gonna beat me.
Let's have a preemptive celebration In gene's honor.
- Whoo! - Yeah, all right! I got to win this chili cook off.
So, I saw my fifth grade teacher At the grocery store yesterday.
Whaaat? Hey, guys.
Hope you saved some room for chili.
Oh, right For the competition.
It was tough staying under 50 bucks, but I did it.
Dig in.
So? It's good.
Yeah, it's good.
It's good.
Okay.
It's good.
Yeah, it's not bad.
You said "good" before.
Yeah, it's fine, Benson.
You said "not bad" before.
It's cafeteria-level at best.
Ugh! If I only could use a Jade phantom pepper.
I used to come across them when I studied abroad in Venezuela.
It's spicy and sweet with hints of lavender.
It made any chili go from "regulár" to muy bonito.
Benson, you know the Jade phantom pepper Is "muy expensivo" in the states.
It costs 20 grand.
You got to work with what you got.
That's the whole point of this contest.
You're right.
If gene can do it, I can do it.
Guys! You guys! Aah! Dude, we're trying to work here.
I know, I know.
Just try my chili.
Oh, it's pretty good.
Pretty good, yeah.
Award winning good? Mmmmaybe? Not good enough.
You guys! Aah! Huh? Benson! We're trying to sleep! Just try this one last bite.
Ugh! Oh.
Oh, wow.
Benson, this might be the best chili I've ever had.
Really? Great.
That's perfect.
Now to get some sleep before the competition.
Oh, wow.
There he is.
There who is? Celebrity judge Sean Ben pimento.
Hmph! He's coming this way.
Scatter! Hello, Mr.
Ben pimento.
It's an honor to meet you.
He's saving his vocal chords for the announcement.
Oh say no more.
Hmm.
Hmph! So, how'd it go? I I think he liked it.
That's awesome, 'cause I think he likes gene's, too.
Hmm.
I need you guys to do me a favor.
Can you steal me a cup of gene's chili? On it.
But you get where I'm coming from? - Hey! - Aah! I know exactly what you're up to.
Uh What's that? You're here to try some of my world-famous chili! B Go right ahead.
There's plenty for everyone.
Thanks.
See ya, gene.
So? Spicy and sweet.
With hints of lavender.
What? Give me that.
Jade phantom pepper.
And now judge Sean Ben pimento to present our competitors For tomorrow's final round.
Gene.
And Andrew aaronson.
Yay! Whoo! All right! Yes! Yes, yes, me, Andrew aaronson! Uh, wait, wait.
We just got a random price test back from our labs, And it looks like Andrew aaronson's chili Is over budget at $51.
20! He is disqualified.
You disgust me.
Take him away! But I what? Well, I guess we'll have to go with our next runner up.
Uh, m-m-Mr.
Ben pimento? If I had to choose a third option, I suppose I would begrudgingly select Him.
Ugh.
Thank you.
Thank you.
But while I appreciate this honor, We have a cheater among us! Your chili cost more than $50, gene.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Where's your proof?
Everybody settle down.
The annual park manager's lodge $50 chili cook off Will be this weekend, and as always, The cost of your ingredients cannot be more than $50.
Day one will be an elimination round.
And day two, finalists will compete In a no-holds-barred arena match.
Celebrity chef Sean Ben pimento will judge.
The winner will get the undivided respect Of the entire lodge! Respect? I want to enter! Benson, no! Gene wins every year.
Eh, let the apprentice enter.
Not like he's gonna beat me.
Let's have a preemptive celebration In gene's honor.
- Whoo! - Yeah, all right! I got to win this chili cook off.
So, I saw my fifth grade teacher At the grocery store yesterday.
Whaaat? Hey, guys.
Hope you saved some room for chili.
Oh, right For the competition.
It was tough staying under 50 bucks, but I did it.
Dig in.
So? It's good.
Yeah, it's good.
It's good.
Okay.
It's good.
Yeah, it's not bad.
You said "good" before.
Yeah, it's fine, Benson.
You said "not bad" before.
It's cafeteria-level at best.
Ugh! If I only could use a Jade phantom pepper.
I used to come across them when I studied abroad in Venezuela.
It's spicy and sweet with hints of lavender.
It made any chili go from "regulár" to muy bonito.
Benson, you know the Jade phantom pepper Is "muy expensivo" in the states.
It costs 20 grand.
You got to work with what you got.
That's the whole point of this contest.
You're right.
If gene can do it, I can do it.
Guys! You guys! Aah! Dude, we're trying to work here.
I know, I know.
Just try my chili.
Oh, it's pretty good.
Pretty good, yeah.
Award winning good? Mmmmaybe? Not good enough.
You guys! Aah! Huh? Benson! We're trying to sleep! Just try this one last bite.
Ugh! Oh.
Oh, wow.
Benson, this might be the best chili I've ever had.
Really? Great.
That's perfect.
Now to get some sleep before the competition.
Oh, wow.
There he is.
There who is? Celebrity judge Sean Ben pimento.
Hmph! He's coming this way.
Scatter! Hello, Mr.
Ben pimento.
It's an honor to meet you.
He's saving his vocal chords for the announcement.
Oh say no more.
Hmm.
Hmph! So, how'd it go? I I think he liked it.
That's awesome, 'cause I think he likes gene's, too.
Hmm.
I need you guys to do me a favor.
Can you steal me a cup of gene's chili? On it.
But you get where I'm coming from? - Hey! - Aah! I know exactly what you're up to.
Uh What's that? You're here to try some of my world-famous chili! B Go right ahead.
There's plenty for everyone.
Thanks.
See ya, gene.
So? Spicy and sweet.
With hints of lavender.
What? Give me that.
Jade phantom pepper.
And now judge Sean Ben pimento to present our competitors For tomorrow's final round.
Gene.
And Andrew aaronson.
Yay! Whoo! All right! Yes! Yes, yes, me, Andrew aaronson! Uh, wait, wait.
We just got a random price test back from our labs, And it looks like Andrew aaronson's chili Is over budget at $51.
20! He is disqualified.
You disgust me.
Take him away! But I what? Well, I guess we'll have to go with our next runner up.
Uh, m-m-Mr.
Ben pimento? If I had to choose a third option, I suppose I would begrudgingly select Him.
Ugh.
Thank you.
Thank you.
But while I appreciate this honor, We have a cheater among us! Your chili cost more than $50, gene.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Where's your proof?