Regular Show (2010) s07e27 Episode Script
Maellard's Package
Hey, folks, just wanted to tell you that we're 20 minutes out from our destination, and it looks like smooth sailin'.
So just sit back and relax.
You're in good hands.
Wow, he's a great pilot.
Oh, wow.
Mr.
mordecai, sir? I just need your approval on these new logo designs.
I love them.
I painted them.
Thank you, sir.
Great work, sir.
On behalf of the crew, we'd just like to thank our pilot and ceo of mordecai international airlines Mordecai, for making the skies that much safer by being so responsible and dedicated to his job.
Let's give three cheers for mordecai! Mordecai! Mordecai! - Mordecai! - Mordecai! Mordecai!? Hello? Huh? What? Can you tell me what I just assigned you to do? Uh The gutters clean them! Pay attention next time.
Anyway, that about wraps it up.
Hello? Yes, Mr.
maellard! Uh, uh-huh.
Important package? Today? Be there from 10:00 to 12:00.
Yes.
A big responsibility.
Of course.
Yes, we'll get it done, sir.
Okay, change of plans.
We're gonna need someone to sign for an important package at Mr.
maellard's mansion.
You'll have to be there from 10:00 to 12:00.
Any takers? Important? Mansion? Oh! Oh! We'll do it! Anyone? Any takers? Muscle man? Hi fives? Sorry, but we've got a brunch date with starla and my infrequently-seen girlfriend Celia.
Her globetrotting lifestyle makes her difficult to get ahold of.
We'll go! Right here! Uh, skips? No can do.
Got an appointment at the dmv.
But I still have to wait in line.
What is that about? Hello? We don't have to go to the dmv.
I guess I'll have to do it.
Oh, you can't.
We have a scheduled appointment to pick up my grandfather clock from the repair store.
Hey Benson, we'll do it.
We'll do it, Benson.
Oh, fine! You're all a disappointment.
Sorry, we didn't do anything.
But I got to be in line at the dmv! Mordecai and rigby can pick up the package.
Here's the key for the door, and here's the security code for the front gate, but you better be serious about this job.
It's a big responsibility! You've got to stay focused! What did he just say? He said to stay f-o-c-u-s-e-d! "focus" is our middle name you betta' believe! Our brains are working overtime to get what we need! We got psychic powers with our telekinesis you know we will beat this when the robot revolution comes you know we You can't even stay focused for your own song! Just pick up the package! Whoa! Whoa! I always forget how huge this place is.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Eh.
Eh.
Whoa!! Whoa!! This place is insane! Look at this futuristic piano! Hey, rigby, check out my medieval moves, sir rigby! I think you mean, captain rigby.
It's gonna have to wait.
I got to sail this mini yacht! Are you ready, captain mordecai? Captain mordecai? We should go wait outside so we don't miss the package.
Got to be responsible.
Fine.
Yep.
Don't want to mess this up.
Don't want to Don't want to mess This Mess This up Up Something smells amazing.
Yeah.
I think it's coming from the gate.
It's the buddy banh mi truck, open for business! What's banh mi? What's banh mi? It's a really delicious vietnamese sandwich! Come on down! Ah, man, that sounds good.
But the delivery truck's gonna be here any minute.
Dude, there's nobody in line! We'll make it in and out Two minutes, tops.
I mean it is right across the street.
Trust me.
Mm.
Okay, let's go.
Two banh mis, please.
Ah, customers.
Finally! Coming right up! Hey, guys, I think you're really gonna like this sandwich! I'll bet you're never seen a sandwich made like this, huh? But that's our thing here! The patented "buddy banh mi system.
" Two people to one sandwich! Up! Chop! Chop! Why are they making the sandwich like that? I don't know.
Let's never come back here ever again.
Dude! It's the truck! We're gonna miss it! Aah! I hate you, buddy system! Uh, it's the buddy banh mi system! Give me the code! I can't find it! Seriously?! Let's hop the fence! Here, I'll boost you! Okay, let's Hey! Wait! No! Stop! You missed it?! All you had to do was sit there! You do that all-day anyhow, so why can't you do it when I tell you to?! We're sorry, Benson! We Just reschedule the delivery and fix this or you're fired!! I'd say that was only about a 5 out of 10 on the chewed-out scale.
Not bad.
Let's look up the number for the delivery company.
Okay.
Reschedule Here we go.
Customer service.
Hello.
I need to reschedule a delivery for 6932 richmoney way.
We only just missed the truck, so couldn't he turn around real quick? If you were so close, how did you miss it? We were waiting in line for banh mi.
What's that? It's like a vietnamese sandwich! Can you turn down that hold music? This is my personal music.
It will arrive today between If you miss this one, it's going back to the sender.
I suggest you not wait for any sandwiches during that time, sir.
Thanks.
Bye.
So this is our last chance to get the package? Oh If we miss it, that'll definitely be a 10-out-of-10 chew out.
Worse than that We'll get fired.
So we've got to be serious and wait at the door for the package.
Yeah.
Serious.
When is the delivery window? Two hours from now? Yeah? So we'll be serious in two hours.
Let's go check out more of the house! What? No! We've got to be responsible.
Come on, we've got all that time to get the irresponsibility out of our system! Then when 2:00 hits Boom! All business.
What do you say? Okay.
But as soon as it's 2:00 All business.
Ahh! Ahh! Rigby, what're we doing? We're hanging out on a mansion, wearing suits of armor, drinking sodas The usual.
No, I mean with our lives man.
This? This is really dumb.
I thought we could handle more responsibility, but we just ended up goofing off the first chance we got.
Relax! We'll get it together! Remember our song from earlier? You got to focus you got to fo-fo-fo-fo-fo-focus That's not even how it went! It was a rap! If we can't even handle this, how are we ever gonna own our own airline? Wait, what? Never mind.
What about you? Do you have any plans for after you graduate high school? I don't know.
I never think that far ahead.
But you don't need to worry so much about the future.
You've got plenty of time to figure it out.
It's not like the park's going anywhere.
But maybe that's the problem.
I mean, we've had this job for I don't even know how long.
I just wonder Is this it? Is this the best we can do? Mm No? It's 1:50.
We should probably go wait by the door.
The package will be here soon.
Whoa! 10 o'clock! Uh, I just said it's 1:50.
No, dude! The package! Dude, we can't miss this again.
We got to get down there.
Aw, man! We're locked out, dude! Whoa, chill! I got a plan.
Ugh, forget it! We got to go! Breach detected.
Releasing guard dogs.
Why are we still wearing these? Keep going! Whoa! Aah! Rigby! Are you okay? Yeah.
They're just sort of licking my face but it's still really scary.
The truck! I've got an idea! Aah! We're not gonna make it! Look out! Parachutes? All right, dude, on the count of three, we hit the button.
Ready? Let's do it.
Whoa! One! Two! Stop! Wait! We're here! Package for Mr.
maellard.
Yes! Yes! Yes!! Yes!! Yes.
I guess.
Hello? Anyone here? Uh, yeah, we're here, Mr.
maellard.
We got your package! Oh, good, good! I simply couldn't wait another day.
A banh mi fresh from Vietnam! What? You see A banh mi is a type of sandwich.
We know! Well, you boys did a bang up job getting this for me.
You're really going places Like home.
Go home.
So just sit back and relax.
You're in good hands.
Wow, he's a great pilot.
Oh, wow.
Mr.
mordecai, sir? I just need your approval on these new logo designs.
I love them.
I painted them.
Thank you, sir.
Great work, sir.
On behalf of the crew, we'd just like to thank our pilot and ceo of mordecai international airlines Mordecai, for making the skies that much safer by being so responsible and dedicated to his job.
Let's give three cheers for mordecai! Mordecai! Mordecai! - Mordecai! - Mordecai! Mordecai!? Hello? Huh? What? Can you tell me what I just assigned you to do? Uh The gutters clean them! Pay attention next time.
Anyway, that about wraps it up.
Hello? Yes, Mr.
maellard! Uh, uh-huh.
Important package? Today? Be there from 10:00 to 12:00.
Yes.
A big responsibility.
Of course.
Yes, we'll get it done, sir.
Okay, change of plans.
We're gonna need someone to sign for an important package at Mr.
maellard's mansion.
You'll have to be there from 10:00 to 12:00.
Any takers? Important? Mansion? Oh! Oh! We'll do it! Anyone? Any takers? Muscle man? Hi fives? Sorry, but we've got a brunch date with starla and my infrequently-seen girlfriend Celia.
Her globetrotting lifestyle makes her difficult to get ahold of.
We'll go! Right here! Uh, skips? No can do.
Got an appointment at the dmv.
But I still have to wait in line.
What is that about? Hello? We don't have to go to the dmv.
I guess I'll have to do it.
Oh, you can't.
We have a scheduled appointment to pick up my grandfather clock from the repair store.
Hey Benson, we'll do it.
We'll do it, Benson.
Oh, fine! You're all a disappointment.
Sorry, we didn't do anything.
But I got to be in line at the dmv! Mordecai and rigby can pick up the package.
Here's the key for the door, and here's the security code for the front gate, but you better be serious about this job.
It's a big responsibility! You've got to stay focused! What did he just say? He said to stay f-o-c-u-s-e-d! "focus" is our middle name you betta' believe! Our brains are working overtime to get what we need! We got psychic powers with our telekinesis you know we will beat this when the robot revolution comes you know we You can't even stay focused for your own song! Just pick up the package! Whoa! Whoa! I always forget how huge this place is.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Eh.
Eh.
Whoa!! Whoa!! This place is insane! Look at this futuristic piano! Hey, rigby, check out my medieval moves, sir rigby! I think you mean, captain rigby.
It's gonna have to wait.
I got to sail this mini yacht! Are you ready, captain mordecai? Captain mordecai? We should go wait outside so we don't miss the package.
Got to be responsible.
Fine.
Yep.
Don't want to mess this up.
Don't want to Don't want to mess This Mess This up Up Something smells amazing.
Yeah.
I think it's coming from the gate.
It's the buddy banh mi truck, open for business! What's banh mi? What's banh mi? It's a really delicious vietnamese sandwich! Come on down! Ah, man, that sounds good.
But the delivery truck's gonna be here any minute.
Dude, there's nobody in line! We'll make it in and out Two minutes, tops.
I mean it is right across the street.
Trust me.
Mm.
Okay, let's go.
Two banh mis, please.
Ah, customers.
Finally! Coming right up! Hey, guys, I think you're really gonna like this sandwich! I'll bet you're never seen a sandwich made like this, huh? But that's our thing here! The patented "buddy banh mi system.
" Two people to one sandwich! Up! Chop! Chop! Why are they making the sandwich like that? I don't know.
Let's never come back here ever again.
Dude! It's the truck! We're gonna miss it! Aah! I hate you, buddy system! Uh, it's the buddy banh mi system! Give me the code! I can't find it! Seriously?! Let's hop the fence! Here, I'll boost you! Okay, let's Hey! Wait! No! Stop! You missed it?! All you had to do was sit there! You do that all-day anyhow, so why can't you do it when I tell you to?! We're sorry, Benson! We Just reschedule the delivery and fix this or you're fired!! I'd say that was only about a 5 out of 10 on the chewed-out scale.
Not bad.
Let's look up the number for the delivery company.
Okay.
Reschedule Here we go.
Customer service.
Hello.
I need to reschedule a delivery for 6932 richmoney way.
We only just missed the truck, so couldn't he turn around real quick? If you were so close, how did you miss it? We were waiting in line for banh mi.
What's that? It's like a vietnamese sandwich! Can you turn down that hold music? This is my personal music.
It will arrive today between If you miss this one, it's going back to the sender.
I suggest you not wait for any sandwiches during that time, sir.
Thanks.
Bye.
So this is our last chance to get the package? Oh If we miss it, that'll definitely be a 10-out-of-10 chew out.
Worse than that We'll get fired.
So we've got to be serious and wait at the door for the package.
Yeah.
Serious.
When is the delivery window? Two hours from now? Yeah? So we'll be serious in two hours.
Let's go check out more of the house! What? No! We've got to be responsible.
Come on, we've got all that time to get the irresponsibility out of our system! Then when 2:00 hits Boom! All business.
What do you say? Okay.
But as soon as it's 2:00 All business.
Ahh! Ahh! Rigby, what're we doing? We're hanging out on a mansion, wearing suits of armor, drinking sodas The usual.
No, I mean with our lives man.
This? This is really dumb.
I thought we could handle more responsibility, but we just ended up goofing off the first chance we got.
Relax! We'll get it together! Remember our song from earlier? You got to focus you got to fo-fo-fo-fo-fo-focus That's not even how it went! It was a rap! If we can't even handle this, how are we ever gonna own our own airline? Wait, what? Never mind.
What about you? Do you have any plans for after you graduate high school? I don't know.
I never think that far ahead.
But you don't need to worry so much about the future.
You've got plenty of time to figure it out.
It's not like the park's going anywhere.
But maybe that's the problem.
I mean, we've had this job for I don't even know how long.
I just wonder Is this it? Is this the best we can do? Mm No? It's 1:50.
We should probably go wait by the door.
The package will be here soon.
Whoa! 10 o'clock! Uh, I just said it's 1:50.
No, dude! The package! Dude, we can't miss this again.
We got to get down there.
Aw, man! We're locked out, dude! Whoa, chill! I got a plan.
Ugh, forget it! We got to go! Breach detected.
Releasing guard dogs.
Why are we still wearing these? Keep going! Whoa! Aah! Rigby! Are you okay? Yeah.
They're just sort of licking my face but it's still really scary.
The truck! I've got an idea! Aah! We're not gonna make it! Look out! Parachutes? All right, dude, on the count of three, we hit the button.
Ready? Let's do it.
Whoa! One! Two! Stop! Wait! We're here! Package for Mr.
maellard.
Yes! Yes! Yes!! Yes!! Yes.
I guess.
Hello? Anyone here? Uh, yeah, we're here, Mr.
maellard.
We got your package! Oh, good, good! I simply couldn't wait another day.
A banh mi fresh from Vietnam! What? You see A banh mi is a type of sandwich.
We know! Well, you boys did a bang up job getting this for me.
You're really going places Like home.
Go home.