Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s07e29 Episode Script
Beyond the Grotto
1 (MOUSE SQUEAKS) (PENGUINS CHIRP) (ALL CHEERING) (SCREECHES) (QUACKS) Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time FINN: Ugh.
.
Mm Ugh Blugh Eww! The Sea Lard's in my bed again.
Gross.
Dude, that's like the eighth time.
Why don't you just get rid of it? I don't know what's gotten into it lately.
It's gross as butts, man.
We're taking care of this right now.
I can't believe we never thought of this before.
The pond is the perfect place for a Sea Lard.
See ya Larder! (SPLASH!) Huh.
Is he, like, okay? Well, seeing as Sea Lards are saltwater fish and the pond is a freshwater environment (INHALES SHARPLY) No? He's a stenohaline fish.
Haven't you guys ever heard of osmoregulation? Allow me to explain.
Waaaaaah! Sorry, Shelby.
Got to save the Lard.
(INHALES DEEPLY) (SPLASH!) Thar! Wha? Smashin' frogs Smashin' frogs Making bull-frog hot dogs Smash the frogs Smash the frogs - Whoa! - Smash the frogs - Finn and Jake! - Smash the frogs Yo, Finn and Jake are here! Smash the frog - Hi! - Hi! So, this is where you guys live? TOGETHER: Yeah.
We're the guardians of this grotto.
You guys want to stay for lunch? We're making hot dogs! BOTH: Hot dogs?! Oh, wait.
We dropped our Sea Lard in the pond, and we've got to save it before it dies from the freshwater.
He's a stenohaline fish.
You do know Sea Lards are mammals, right? Uh I definitely knew that.
(WHISPERING) I'm gonna murder Shelby.
Well, hey, you guys should stick around.
I'm gonna go finish cooking.
- And we got to mash more frog.
- And we got to mash more frog.
I can't believe I just believe Shelby 'cause he's a nerd.
I know.
It's in his tone.
Dude, it's the Lard! Hey, get away from there! (WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL!) (GASPS) Bad Lard! Lard! Huh? Don't go near there! It's too dangerous! Got to save this dang Lard! Whatever you do, don't touch the purple stuff! Whoa! (COUGHS) What did she say? Don't touch the purple? (GROANS) What happened to the pond? And how 'bout our treehouse? The house part's a-gone! What the butt? I guess we went through some portal to the past or some biz.
Was stuff the wrong color in the past? (WARBLING) It's weird as carbs here.
The Sea Lard! There it goes! Lard! (LAP! LAP! LAP!) (BUBBLING) (GIGGLES) Hello, friends! FINN: Lard! Lard! Lard! Lard! (SMOOCHES) Lard! Lard! La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Laaaaaaa You are crazy.
You are so crazy.
Everything's, like, wonky here.
Bleh! It's familiar, but weird.
(CHOMP!) I like it.
I don't know.
Kind of makes me feel naked.
(GASPS) La, la, la, Lard! Gotcha! Finally, we can take you home.
BOTH: Huh? (HUMMING) A-one and a-two Oooh, oooh I'd rather be anything but me A leaf on a tree Oooh, oooh A bug, or a bee Oooh, oooh I just want to see the sea I want to be free from this body Oooh, oooh This flower body Please don't change.
You're perfect just the way you are.
Oh, I know.
I just like to write sad songs.
BOTH: Ohhh.
(BOTH CHUCKLE) Wait.
Hey, Jake, what were we just doing? Chasin' the fish Chasin' the fish And it's getting away Get that Lard! Bye! You guys are writing this down, right? Why does the Lard keep running away? We're trying to get it home.
Yeah.
This place ain't safe.
(TING!) P.
PURPLE PATCH: Bummm, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum Little purple, you're a catch I love your pretty purple sash We're a perfect purple match Welcome to my purple patch I'm Princess Purple Patch, and this is my little special purple.
Mwah! (SNUGGLES) Hi, Purple.
I'm Ginn and he's Fake.
Hm.
That's not right.
He's Ginn, and I'm Wait.
I'ma call you Purple Face! You want to come play in my purple place? Water Nymph #1: Don't touch the purple stuff! Weren't we supposed to not do something with the purple things? Mm? Oh, you want purple? Here, take some for the road! (TING! TING! TING!) BOTH: Aaah! (SIGHS) Oh, dear.
I've purpled you.
(SNIFFLES) Why do I always do this? Later.
(SOBBING) Heh! What a great gal.
Yeah.
Purple! Wait.
What were we just doing? We were we were Who are we? I don't know, man, but I like these things.
Foon.
I'm I'm Foon.
(GROANING) I'm Fine.
(GRUNTING) Huh? Ja Ja Jaaaump! Hello.
Are you a lost dog? I am Boy.
Uh, maybe? We are Boy and Dog.
I'm petting the ground, Boy.
Looks like fun.
And it smells like toast.
(SNIFFING) A-bloo, bloo, bloo! Crying.
Long nose.
Investigate! Investigate! (SIGHS) Miss, your crying indicates you're in need of help.
What? (SNIFFLES) Yes.
I've lost my rolling pin.
Understood.
What's your name, miss? I'm Bush Boots, the little apricot anteater.
(SOBBING) Hugs! Hugs! The hugs helped my crying, but it didn't help me find my rolling pin.
Boy and Dog will find your rolling pin.
Where did you last see it? It was rolling around here not too long ago.
(GASPS) Oh, there it goes.
Come back, you bad little rolling pin! (RUSTLING) Bush Boots, let's sneak up on it.
(RUSTLING) (GASPS) Am-boosh! (SPLAT!) Oh, you caught it! Wonderful! Uh uh uh Come on, now.
Just roll the dough.
(SQUISHING) (ALL GASP) Oh, it's getting away again! Ma'am, I think that rolling pin is sentient.
Yeah.
I don't think it wants to be a rolling pin.
Dog, we have to save that rolling pin from this sweet lady.
Where'd it go? (SPLAT!) Rolling pin! We want to help! (CLACKS) (TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS) No more slime.
Rolling pin trail has gone cold.
(BUZZING) A bee.
I see.
(BUZZING) A poem by me.
Listen for a sound and look, look around Unless egress is sought, smiles will be not found Hmm? Hmm? It's a metaphor.
(BUZZING) A pink pond.
Pink pond? Pretty! (GIGGLES) Hello, friends! The pond has a face and is talking to us.
Yeah.
Dive in.
(SWIRLING) I don't feel comfortable diving into a face.
Dog, let's go back for apricot pie.
Yeah, pie! (THWAP!) (GRUNTS) (THWAP!) Gross! Whooooa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! (SPLASH!) JAKE: And there was, like, a PB puddle, a Marceline plant, and a little bee that looked like you, BMO! You know what? We didn't save the Sea Lard.
The Sea Lard saved us.
Yay, Sea Lard! Wow.
What an adventure.
And there was even a purple lady kind of like you, Ice King.
She even sounded just like you.
She sounds magnificent! How'd you say you got there? We didn't.
Beat it, creep.
I'll figure it out.
But, Simon, if you go there, you'll lose your memories.
What memories? I'm like a goldfish over here.
In what way, exactly? - Hmm? - Oh, hey, Jake.
Where am I? Comfy, dude? I bet you ran away 'cause we didn't appreciate you and called you gross and stuff.
But you're not gross.
(SMOOCHES) Good night, Sea Lard.
.
Mm Ugh Blugh Eww! The Sea Lard's in my bed again.
Gross.
Dude, that's like the eighth time.
Why don't you just get rid of it? I don't know what's gotten into it lately.
It's gross as butts, man.
We're taking care of this right now.
I can't believe we never thought of this before.
The pond is the perfect place for a Sea Lard.
See ya Larder! (SPLASH!) Huh.
Is he, like, okay? Well, seeing as Sea Lards are saltwater fish and the pond is a freshwater environment (INHALES SHARPLY) No? He's a stenohaline fish.
Haven't you guys ever heard of osmoregulation? Allow me to explain.
Waaaaaah! Sorry, Shelby.
Got to save the Lard.
(INHALES DEEPLY) (SPLASH!) Thar! Wha? Smashin' frogs Smashin' frogs Making bull-frog hot dogs Smash the frogs Smash the frogs - Whoa! - Smash the frogs - Finn and Jake! - Smash the frogs Yo, Finn and Jake are here! Smash the frog - Hi! - Hi! So, this is where you guys live? TOGETHER: Yeah.
We're the guardians of this grotto.
You guys want to stay for lunch? We're making hot dogs! BOTH: Hot dogs?! Oh, wait.
We dropped our Sea Lard in the pond, and we've got to save it before it dies from the freshwater.
He's a stenohaline fish.
You do know Sea Lards are mammals, right? Uh I definitely knew that.
(WHISPERING) I'm gonna murder Shelby.
Well, hey, you guys should stick around.
I'm gonna go finish cooking.
- And we got to mash more frog.
- And we got to mash more frog.
I can't believe I just believe Shelby 'cause he's a nerd.
I know.
It's in his tone.
Dude, it's the Lard! Hey, get away from there! (WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL!) (GASPS) Bad Lard! Lard! Huh? Don't go near there! It's too dangerous! Got to save this dang Lard! Whatever you do, don't touch the purple stuff! Whoa! (COUGHS) What did she say? Don't touch the purple? (GROANS) What happened to the pond? And how 'bout our treehouse? The house part's a-gone! What the butt? I guess we went through some portal to the past or some biz.
Was stuff the wrong color in the past? (WARBLING) It's weird as carbs here.
The Sea Lard! There it goes! Lard! (LAP! LAP! LAP!) (BUBBLING) (GIGGLES) Hello, friends! FINN: Lard! Lard! Lard! Lard! (SMOOCHES) Lard! Lard! La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la Laaaaaaa You are crazy.
You are so crazy.
Everything's, like, wonky here.
Bleh! It's familiar, but weird.
(CHOMP!) I like it.
I don't know.
Kind of makes me feel naked.
(GASPS) La, la, la, Lard! Gotcha! Finally, we can take you home.
BOTH: Huh? (HUMMING) A-one and a-two Oooh, oooh I'd rather be anything but me A leaf on a tree Oooh, oooh A bug, or a bee Oooh, oooh I just want to see the sea I want to be free from this body Oooh, oooh This flower body Please don't change.
You're perfect just the way you are.
Oh, I know.
I just like to write sad songs.
BOTH: Ohhh.
(BOTH CHUCKLE) Wait.
Hey, Jake, what were we just doing? Chasin' the fish Chasin' the fish And it's getting away Get that Lard! Bye! You guys are writing this down, right? Why does the Lard keep running away? We're trying to get it home.
Yeah.
This place ain't safe.
(TING!) P.
PURPLE PATCH: Bummm, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum Little purple, you're a catch I love your pretty purple sash We're a perfect purple match Welcome to my purple patch I'm Princess Purple Patch, and this is my little special purple.
Mwah! (SNUGGLES) Hi, Purple.
I'm Ginn and he's Fake.
Hm.
That's not right.
He's Ginn, and I'm Wait.
I'ma call you Purple Face! You want to come play in my purple place? Water Nymph #1: Don't touch the purple stuff! Weren't we supposed to not do something with the purple things? Mm? Oh, you want purple? Here, take some for the road! (TING! TING! TING!) BOTH: Aaah! (SIGHS) Oh, dear.
I've purpled you.
(SNIFFLES) Why do I always do this? Later.
(SOBBING) Heh! What a great gal.
Yeah.
Purple! Wait.
What were we just doing? We were we were Who are we? I don't know, man, but I like these things.
Foon.
I'm I'm Foon.
(GROANING) I'm Fine.
(GRUNTING) Huh? Ja Ja Jaaaump! Hello.
Are you a lost dog? I am Boy.
Uh, maybe? We are Boy and Dog.
I'm petting the ground, Boy.
Looks like fun.
And it smells like toast.
(SNIFFING) A-bloo, bloo, bloo! Crying.
Long nose.
Investigate! Investigate! (SIGHS) Miss, your crying indicates you're in need of help.
What? (SNIFFLES) Yes.
I've lost my rolling pin.
Understood.
What's your name, miss? I'm Bush Boots, the little apricot anteater.
(SOBBING) Hugs! Hugs! The hugs helped my crying, but it didn't help me find my rolling pin.
Boy and Dog will find your rolling pin.
Where did you last see it? It was rolling around here not too long ago.
(GASPS) Oh, there it goes.
Come back, you bad little rolling pin! (RUSTLING) Bush Boots, let's sneak up on it.
(RUSTLING) (GASPS) Am-boosh! (SPLAT!) Oh, you caught it! Wonderful! Uh uh uh Come on, now.
Just roll the dough.
(SQUISHING) (ALL GASP) Oh, it's getting away again! Ma'am, I think that rolling pin is sentient.
Yeah.
I don't think it wants to be a rolling pin.
Dog, we have to save that rolling pin from this sweet lady.
Where'd it go? (SPLAT!) Rolling pin! We want to help! (CLACKS) (TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS) No more slime.
Rolling pin trail has gone cold.
(BUZZING) A bee.
I see.
(BUZZING) A poem by me.
Listen for a sound and look, look around Unless egress is sought, smiles will be not found Hmm? Hmm? It's a metaphor.
(BUZZING) A pink pond.
Pink pond? Pretty! (GIGGLES) Hello, friends! The pond has a face and is talking to us.
Yeah.
Dive in.
(SWIRLING) I don't feel comfortable diving into a face.
Dog, let's go back for apricot pie.
Yeah, pie! (THWAP!) (GRUNTS) (THWAP!) Gross! Whooooa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! (SPLASH!) JAKE: And there was, like, a PB puddle, a Marceline plant, and a little bee that looked like you, BMO! You know what? We didn't save the Sea Lard.
The Sea Lard saved us.
Yay, Sea Lard! Wow.
What an adventure.
And there was even a purple lady kind of like you, Ice King.
She even sounded just like you.
She sounds magnificent! How'd you say you got there? We didn't.
Beat it, creep.
I'll figure it out.
But, Simon, if you go there, you'll lose your memories.
What memories? I'm like a goldfish over here.
In what way, exactly? - Hmm? - Oh, hey, Jake.
Where am I? Comfy, dude? I bet you ran away 'cause we didn't appreciate you and called you gross and stuff.
But you're not gross.
(SMOOCHES) Good night, Sea Lard.