Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s07e30 Episode Script
Lady Rainicorn of the Crystal Dimension
1 (MOUSE SQUEAKS) (PENGUINS CHIRP) (ALL CHEERING) (SCREECHES) (QUACKS) Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We're going to a very distant land With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time (CHIMES CLINKING) (CHIMES CLINKING) Naw, I'm good here.
Mom, give me some money.
A job? Lunch with who? Princess Bubblegum? Do you guys even hang out anymore? (GRUMBLES) Hmm? Hmm.
Hey, some kind of sammich.
(THINKING) This box looks vintage.
It could be worth money.
(DOOR SQUEAKS) Gonna sell a weird box Gonna make some mad bucks Gonna buy some new books TV.
TV? (POINK! POINK! POINK! POINK!) (POINK! POINK! POINK! POINK!) (POINK! POINK! POINK! POINK!) TV: Hey, mom, I'm going to the market to sell a secret weird box.
I ate the weird sandwich from the weird box.
I ate the weird sandwich from the weird box.
(ECHOING) I ate the weird sandwich from the weird box.
I ate the weird sandwich from the weird box.
TV! Weird box for sale! Hmm.
Sorry, kid.
Maybe if it was a music box.
Hmm.
Now, if it was a candy box, I could use it.
(SHIMMER!) Get your cukes.
Get your zukes.
Get your hand-woven tuques.
Ohh, people here are dumb or something.
Whoa! Give me money, Lee, and you can have it.
Uh, BTW, my name's TV.
I've got a new best friend Named Lee Lee? Ohh! Hey, mom.
(SHATTER!) TV! (RIP!) (SLOOP!) TV! (CRYSTALS TINKLING) You've got such a cool place, Lee.
Cool? Yes, I am.
How much did this place cost? (CELLPHONE RINGING) Hey, what's this thing? (CHUCKLES) (CHUCKLES) Yeah.
Whoa! A wheelie! I've got a new best friend Named Lee (CRYSTALS TINKLING) (SHINE!) (SHINE! SHINE!) (CHUCKLES) (LAUGHS) Oh, Lee.
(LAUGHS) (WHISTLE!) (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) Ethel: Ding-dong! Doting parents delivery service.
BOB: Your mother and I were in the neighborhood.
One can't live on love alone.
One must also have groceries.
What ever does she see in such an idiot? (BOTH LAUGHING) Oh, Lee.
(CHUCKLES) Whoo-hoo! Lee (GUITAR PLAYING) Lee? You mean this stolen map? - Lady! - - (SMOOCH!) - Aww.
(SHIMMER!) - (GRUNTS) - (THUD) Hey, what's going on? Wha? - (SHIMMER!) - Aah! You're leaving? Do you want any groceries to take with you? Okay, but take a purse.
I have tons of them.
No more nose-ring bozo.
Prayer works.
(CRYSTALS TINKLING) (BIRDS CHIRPING) Oh, oh, oh! Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Oh, dear! What am I gonna do?! (SIGHS) (SNORING) (CRYSTALS TINKLING) - Roy! - Lady! No, Lee hasn't been here for Hey, hey, hey, don't go back there.
Aha! Oh.
It's just coffee.
I work here now.
Hey, I No, I don't keep in touch, all right? I just want to make a good coffee.
No! My latte! I don't know.
I'm not into, you know I have my own business Quality coffee.
That's my Kona! I'll tell you all the stuff I know.
There was no sign of you, so Lee went way underground, started running with a crew of revolutionary dogs.
Dogs! I know, right? Lee hangs out at the old bootlegger mansion with those dogs.
- (DOOR CLOSES) - So much anger.
TV: Hey, Lee.
This is a cool game being strapped to this wheel.
(CHUCKLES) I've got a new best friend Named Lee (WHEEL CLICKING) Uh I don't like this.
No, Lee, why are you doing this?! (POP!) - Lee! - Lady? Mommy! (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) Hi, mom.
How do you know Lee? Blblblblblblbl! (WARBLE!) (LAUGHS) (BOTH SCREAM) Um, okay.
(SCREAMS) Uh It's a good thing I didn't sell this box.
Yeah, no, I think I'll stay here in the crystal dimension for a while.
I want to learn to be cool like you.
More independent and everything.
Love you, mom.
(SIGHS) Being independent is awesome.
Do you guys have any food?
Mom, give me some money.
A job? Lunch with who? Princess Bubblegum? Do you guys even hang out anymore? (GRUMBLES) Hmm? Hmm.
Hey, some kind of sammich.
(THINKING) This box looks vintage.
It could be worth money.
(DOOR SQUEAKS) Gonna sell a weird box Gonna make some mad bucks Gonna buy some new books TV.
TV? (POINK! POINK! POINK! POINK!) (POINK! POINK! POINK! POINK!) (POINK! POINK! POINK! POINK!) TV: Hey, mom, I'm going to the market to sell a secret weird box.
I ate the weird sandwich from the weird box.
I ate the weird sandwich from the weird box.
(ECHOING) I ate the weird sandwich from the weird box.
I ate the weird sandwich from the weird box.
TV! Weird box for sale! Hmm.
Sorry, kid.
Maybe if it was a music box.
Hmm.
Now, if it was a candy box, I could use it.
(SHIMMER!) Get your cukes.
Get your zukes.
Get your hand-woven tuques.
Ohh, people here are dumb or something.
Whoa! Give me money, Lee, and you can have it.
Uh, BTW, my name's TV.
I've got a new best friend Named Lee Lee? Ohh! Hey, mom.
(SHATTER!) TV! (RIP!) (SLOOP!) TV! (CRYSTALS TINKLING) You've got such a cool place, Lee.
Cool? Yes, I am.
How much did this place cost? (CELLPHONE RINGING) Hey, what's this thing? (CHUCKLES) (CHUCKLES) Yeah.
Whoa! A wheelie! I've got a new best friend Named Lee (CRYSTALS TINKLING) (SHINE!) (SHINE! SHINE!) (CHUCKLES) (LAUGHS) Oh, Lee.
(LAUGHS) (WHISTLE!) (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) Ethel: Ding-dong! Doting parents delivery service.
BOB: Your mother and I were in the neighborhood.
One can't live on love alone.
One must also have groceries.
What ever does she see in such an idiot? (BOTH LAUGHING) Oh, Lee.
(CHUCKLES) Whoo-hoo! Lee (GUITAR PLAYING) Lee? You mean this stolen map? - Lady! - - (SMOOCH!) - Aww.
(SHIMMER!) - (GRUNTS) - (THUD) Hey, what's going on? Wha? - (SHIMMER!) - Aah! You're leaving? Do you want any groceries to take with you? Okay, but take a purse.
I have tons of them.
No more nose-ring bozo.
Prayer works.
(CRYSTALS TINKLING) (BIRDS CHIRPING) Oh, oh, oh! Oh, dear! Oh, dear! Oh, dear! What am I gonna do?! (SIGHS) (SNORING) (CRYSTALS TINKLING) - Roy! - Lady! No, Lee hasn't been here for Hey, hey, hey, don't go back there.
Aha! Oh.
It's just coffee.
I work here now.
Hey, I No, I don't keep in touch, all right? I just want to make a good coffee.
No! My latte! I don't know.
I'm not into, you know I have my own business Quality coffee.
That's my Kona! I'll tell you all the stuff I know.
There was no sign of you, so Lee went way underground, started running with a crew of revolutionary dogs.
Dogs! I know, right? Lee hangs out at the old bootlegger mansion with those dogs.
- (DOOR CLOSES) - So much anger.
TV: Hey, Lee.
This is a cool game being strapped to this wheel.
(CHUCKLES) I've got a new best friend Named Lee (WHEEL CLICKING) Uh I don't like this.
No, Lee, why are you doing this?! (POP!) - Lee! - Lady? Mommy! (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) Hi, mom.
How do you know Lee? Blblblblblblbl! (WARBLE!) (LAUGHS) (BOTH SCREAM) Um, okay.
(SCREAMS) Uh It's a good thing I didn't sell this box.
Yeah, no, I think I'll stay here in the crystal dimension for a while.
I want to learn to be cool like you.
More independent and everything.
Love you, mom.
(SIGHS) Being independent is awesome.
Do you guys have any food?