Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s07e33 Episode Script
Normal Man
1 Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Hey, how's it going up there? Have you made visual confirmation with Glob? Shut You This is freaking har Come again? You're breaking up.
Make sure you tell Glob it's me who sent you.
Tell him we're coming for Grod, Grob, and Gob, also! I believe in you, little guy! You can keep your little guys in your Aaaah! What the freak am I doing?! Come again? Nothing.
Never mind.
Oh, crud.
There he is.
Who's that? Dark off.
Whoa! Igot you.
Uh-oh.
Don't pass out, man.
Hey.
Wake up! Hey.
What? Pull up! Pull up! Oh, right! I did it! I have your brother, Magic Man! It's Normal Man now.
Yes.
Powerless.
Normal Man.
Bring him here, Tiny! No.
Wha Wh Huh? What is this? It's a classic double-cross, bozo! Brother, tell this animal to put me back in space.
You messed with me for years! Now it's my turn to mess with you! Hey, Jake.
You need help with demma Eggs Benedict inna demma hollandaise sauce? Get over here, dude.
Yo.
No dogs on the table.
Shoo! Get down, boy! Whatcha see, boy? Show Daddy.
I do see something but you're making it weird.
Sorry, bro.
What's going on? Look.
Whoa.
Hey, you! Scram! Yeah, beat it, Magic Man! Oh, hey.
Got him! Uh, is he dead? Nah, he's magic.
Dude, he lost his powers, remember? Oh, right.
Uh-oh.
- Phew! - Phew! Come on.
Let's bring him inside, you murderler.
Aah! Finn and Jake, I need your help.
Why would we help you, Magic Man? It's Normal Man, and it's not helping me.
It's helping my brother Glob.
Whaaaaaa? That's where Tiny Manticore took Glob To the very top of Wild Trap Mountain.
Come on, fool! Come on.
Get spanked! Tiny always liked you guys.
That's because we freed him from your sick nightmare house.
Maybe he'll listen to you and not hurt Glob.
This could be my chance to make things right between us, go back to Mars and run things how we used to, before I threw everyone under the bus.
Like when you made them all go bald or something? Magic Man, stop this nonsense immediately.
Aah! Magic Man! As soon as I break these magic bonds, you're going straight to Ooo on that bus, you hear me?! Magic Man! Have some of these bangers, why don't you? "Bang!" What's that? Oh, no! Aah! Just a few more laps and I'll break the jerk world record.
You know what, guys? I'll just go up there and let Tiny margle me off a cliff.
It'll be good for Glob to see his trashy brother eat it finally.
What do you think about that? No.
Glob's your brother.
And brothers always care about each other, even if one of them is a terrible deuce breakfast like you.
So let's stretch up this thing and talk it out with Tiny.
Wait! It's called Wild Trap Mountain for a reason.
Look.
Normal-size manticores.
Carnivore plants.
Camouflage rock beasts.
Mind-control parasites.
Archer bandits that'll shoot you straight out of the sky.
This one quiet dude nobody messes with.
A dragon ghost.
Red ants.
Weekend survivalists.
Waking dream demons.
That squirrel that hates you, Jake.
Who? We get it.
We got to stealth it up there.
Oh.
Ouch, my knees.
Shh! Hey, Jonah.
Hey, Luke.
What's going on today? Freaking nothing yet.
I know.
I just want to kill and eat someone already.
Phew! Well, we got past those guys.
Easy greasy.
You doing okay, Normal Man? Easy grea What? Aah! I know that voice! Aah! Charge! Surprise, you're dead! No! Aaaaah! Go, go, go, go, go, go! - Finn? - Parasite! Aah! What the heck? To the top! Wait! Aah! Almost there! Don't bother that guy.
Wow.
Ouch! Freakin' red ants! Get off my mountain! Aah, my dreams! I'm having daymares! There's the top! Jake! It's me! Who? My eyes! Sorry.
Ahh! Tiny Manticore! Please! Don't hurt my brother! This guy is really freaking me out.
Yes! Hello, Normal Man.
Come and greet the dawning of your grimmest day! How ironic that you, who once trapped me, are now about to royally bite it.
You stand at the mercy of my boomerang and flamethrower! I know I really messed you up, but Glob has nothing to do with this.
Kill me instead.
I'll let you do it.
Why do you sound so insincere? That's just my voice.
Normal Man's telling the truth.
Yeah! Finn and Jake? I respect you guys a ton, but I have trained for this vengeance for months! I must seize this sparkling moment full in grasping hand! Boomerang! What's even a boomerang? Oh, my gosh.
I've been calling them something different my whole life.
I'm sorry, Jake! I'm just doing me right now.
We're still cool, though? Not no more! Kick his tiny butt.
Aah! Gah! I hate this mountain.
Boomerang! Watch out for when it Oof.
Two boomerangs! Could it be? My moment approacheth? Steady hand, steady heart.
Look out, dude.
Whoa! Can I just have this? Uh-oh.
Hang on like hot snot, Normal Man! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let go! We're going to fall.
I'm not very big.
I Uh Okay.
Upon reassessment, this is actually a great situation for me! Farewell, Magic Man! By my hand, I soar free! Aaaaah! Boy-yay-moy! Jake! What? I'm coming! I got to save the dude.
Ahh.
Oof! No planes! Never planes! Glob, are you okay? Why did you rescue me? I wanted to bring you back to Mars.
They need a ruler up there, and I wanted to apologize for being such a beanshow for hundreds of years.
Whoa.
What? Maybe you really have changed.
Yeah, right! I'm following to watch you die.
You know what, though, Magic Man? I've been doing a lot of thinking up in orbit.
I shouldn't have shut you out when you got exiled to Ooo.
In some ways, I, too, was a total beanshow.
I guess neither of us were perfect brothers.
Although you were much, much worse.
So, what now? Are we straight up just going to die? I guess so.
Sorry.
So, your profile said you were into music.
That's crazy, so am I! It's stressing me out that there's food on a blanket! I have to go home.
This was nice.
You're running away from intimacy! You don't know you'd get hurt! Tiny? What are you doing? I could not go through with my vengeance.
It wouldn't have accomplished anything.
Also, you and your brother are really sweet together.
You're hard to track.
But okay! We'll get down ourselves, guys.
Don't even sweat it! But, yeah, let's hang out sometime.
I'm getting a phone soon.
Bye! Ready to go home? Whoa, dang.
Oh, the people of Mars are gonna be so glad to see you.
It really feels good to be good, you know? Maybe that's my new catchphrase.
I don't know.
Is that dumb? It's a good catchphrase.
You'll do okay up there.
Ahh! Glob, what are you doing?! My days of ruling Mars are over, but you got this, man.
All right.
Well Oh, my gob.
Where were you? I was with Normal Man.
He's cool now.
Whaaaaa? I don't believe it.
Hey, guys.
I'm back.
Magic Man! - Oh! He came back! - Oh, I can't believe it! It's okay.
Calm down.
Calm down?! You turned me into a giant starfish! You turned me into a barrel of flaming garbage! What horrible trick do you have planned now? I don't really do tricks anymore.
Hmm.
Okay.
Here's a trick.
It's a hat but inside it are brownies! I want to eat those brownies.
It's a start.
Make sure you tell Glob it's me who sent you.
Tell him we're coming for Grod, Grob, and Gob, also! I believe in you, little guy! You can keep your little guys in your Aaaah! What the freak am I doing?! Come again? Nothing.
Never mind.
Oh, crud.
There he is.
Who's that? Dark off.
Whoa! Igot you.
Uh-oh.
Don't pass out, man.
Hey.
Wake up! Hey.
What? Pull up! Pull up! Oh, right! I did it! I have your brother, Magic Man! It's Normal Man now.
Yes.
Powerless.
Normal Man.
Bring him here, Tiny! No.
Wha Wh Huh? What is this? It's a classic double-cross, bozo! Brother, tell this animal to put me back in space.
You messed with me for years! Now it's my turn to mess with you! Hey, Jake.
You need help with demma Eggs Benedict inna demma hollandaise sauce? Get over here, dude.
Yo.
No dogs on the table.
Shoo! Get down, boy! Whatcha see, boy? Show Daddy.
I do see something but you're making it weird.
Sorry, bro.
What's going on? Look.
Whoa.
Hey, you! Scram! Yeah, beat it, Magic Man! Oh, hey.
Got him! Uh, is he dead? Nah, he's magic.
Dude, he lost his powers, remember? Oh, right.
Uh-oh.
- Phew! - Phew! Come on.
Let's bring him inside, you murderler.
Aah! Finn and Jake, I need your help.
Why would we help you, Magic Man? It's Normal Man, and it's not helping me.
It's helping my brother Glob.
Whaaaaaa? That's where Tiny Manticore took Glob To the very top of Wild Trap Mountain.
Come on, fool! Come on.
Get spanked! Tiny always liked you guys.
That's because we freed him from your sick nightmare house.
Maybe he'll listen to you and not hurt Glob.
This could be my chance to make things right between us, go back to Mars and run things how we used to, before I threw everyone under the bus.
Like when you made them all go bald or something? Magic Man, stop this nonsense immediately.
Aah! Magic Man! As soon as I break these magic bonds, you're going straight to Ooo on that bus, you hear me?! Magic Man! Have some of these bangers, why don't you? "Bang!" What's that? Oh, no! Aah! Just a few more laps and I'll break the jerk world record.
You know what, guys? I'll just go up there and let Tiny margle me off a cliff.
It'll be good for Glob to see his trashy brother eat it finally.
What do you think about that? No.
Glob's your brother.
And brothers always care about each other, even if one of them is a terrible deuce breakfast like you.
So let's stretch up this thing and talk it out with Tiny.
Wait! It's called Wild Trap Mountain for a reason.
Look.
Normal-size manticores.
Carnivore plants.
Camouflage rock beasts.
Mind-control parasites.
Archer bandits that'll shoot you straight out of the sky.
This one quiet dude nobody messes with.
A dragon ghost.
Red ants.
Weekend survivalists.
Waking dream demons.
That squirrel that hates you, Jake.
Who? We get it.
We got to stealth it up there.
Oh.
Ouch, my knees.
Shh! Hey, Jonah.
Hey, Luke.
What's going on today? Freaking nothing yet.
I know.
I just want to kill and eat someone already.
Phew! Well, we got past those guys.
Easy greasy.
You doing okay, Normal Man? Easy grea What? Aah! I know that voice! Aah! Charge! Surprise, you're dead! No! Aaaaah! Go, go, go, go, go, go! - Finn? - Parasite! Aah! What the heck? To the top! Wait! Aah! Almost there! Don't bother that guy.
Wow.
Ouch! Freakin' red ants! Get off my mountain! Aah, my dreams! I'm having daymares! There's the top! Jake! It's me! Who? My eyes! Sorry.
Ahh! Tiny Manticore! Please! Don't hurt my brother! This guy is really freaking me out.
Yes! Hello, Normal Man.
Come and greet the dawning of your grimmest day! How ironic that you, who once trapped me, are now about to royally bite it.
You stand at the mercy of my boomerang and flamethrower! I know I really messed you up, but Glob has nothing to do with this.
Kill me instead.
I'll let you do it.
Why do you sound so insincere? That's just my voice.
Normal Man's telling the truth.
Yeah! Finn and Jake? I respect you guys a ton, but I have trained for this vengeance for months! I must seize this sparkling moment full in grasping hand! Boomerang! What's even a boomerang? Oh, my gosh.
I've been calling them something different my whole life.
I'm sorry, Jake! I'm just doing me right now.
We're still cool, though? Not no more! Kick his tiny butt.
Aah! Gah! I hate this mountain.
Boomerang! Watch out for when it Oof.
Two boomerangs! Could it be? My moment approacheth? Steady hand, steady heart.
Look out, dude.
Whoa! Can I just have this? Uh-oh.
Hang on like hot snot, Normal Man! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Let go! We're going to fall.
I'm not very big.
I Uh Okay.
Upon reassessment, this is actually a great situation for me! Farewell, Magic Man! By my hand, I soar free! Aaaaah! Boy-yay-moy! Jake! What? I'm coming! I got to save the dude.
Ahh.
Oof! No planes! Never planes! Glob, are you okay? Why did you rescue me? I wanted to bring you back to Mars.
They need a ruler up there, and I wanted to apologize for being such a beanshow for hundreds of years.
Whoa.
What? Maybe you really have changed.
Yeah, right! I'm following to watch you die.
You know what, though, Magic Man? I've been doing a lot of thinking up in orbit.
I shouldn't have shut you out when you got exiled to Ooo.
In some ways, I, too, was a total beanshow.
I guess neither of us were perfect brothers.
Although you were much, much worse.
So, what now? Are we straight up just going to die? I guess so.
Sorry.
So, your profile said you were into music.
That's crazy, so am I! It's stressing me out that there's food on a blanket! I have to go home.
This was nice.
You're running away from intimacy! You don't know you'd get hurt! Tiny? What are you doing? I could not go through with my vengeance.
It wouldn't have accomplished anything.
Also, you and your brother are really sweet together.
You're hard to track.
But okay! We'll get down ourselves, guys.
Don't even sweat it! But, yeah, let's hang out sometime.
I'm getting a phone soon.
Bye! Ready to go home? Whoa, dang.
Oh, the people of Mars are gonna be so glad to see you.
It really feels good to be good, you know? Maybe that's my new catchphrase.
I don't know.
Is that dumb? It's a good catchphrase.
You'll do okay up there.
Ahh! Glob, what are you doing?! My days of ruling Mars are over, but you got this, man.
All right.
Well Oh, my gob.
Where were you? I was with Normal Man.
He's cool now.
Whaaaaa? I don't believe it.
Hey, guys.
I'm back.
Magic Man! - Oh! He came back! - Oh, I can't believe it! It's okay.
Calm down.
Calm down?! You turned me into a giant starfish! You turned me into a barrel of flaming garbage! What horrible trick do you have planned now? I don't really do tricks anymore.
Hmm.
Okay.
Here's a trick.
It's a hat but inside it are brownies! I want to eat those brownies.
It's a start.