Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s07e34 Episode Script
Elemental
1 (MOUSE SQUEAKS) (PENGUINS CHIRP) (ALL CHEERING) (SCREECHES) (QUACKS) Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Jake the dog and Finn the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time Honey, I'm home! Oops.
I forgot I lived alone.
Well, no bother.
I won the Golden Shovel Award (LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS) Candy Kingdom's premier award for grave-digging excellence.
There.
(CHUCKLES) Now to hang up my tuxedo so it doesn't wrinkle.
(GASPS) (TELEPHONE RINGS) You're missing hangers, too? Well, I don't really use hangers.
Oh, have you considered folding? We better call Princess Bubblegum.
(CLICK) And then I called you guys.
To find all the wire hangers? Wouldn't you rather have us fighting evil demons or something? Maybe an evil demon is stealing all the hangers.
Hmm.
JAKE: See anything? No, it's pretty quiet out there.
Yeah, but not so much in here.
Huh? What does that mean? (FARTS) Ohh, Jake, no! (LAUGHS) Wait, hold on.
JAKE: It's over, Ice King! Oh, hi, guys.
What's going on? Is kidnapping hangers your new thing now? Yeah, man, you have, like, one muumuu, and you're wearing it.
You think is about hangers? Really? Well, yeah, because you're stealing all the hangers.
You're stealing everyone's hangers, dude.
It's about so much more! Come back to my place, and I'll explain everything.
Hmm.
Hmm.
See? I dropped my keys down this deep hole.
I need all these hanger guys to help me snag them.
When I'm done, I'll return them all, and that's an Ice promise.
(WARBLE!) How long's this crack been here? Forever.
Before forever.
What the (METAL CREAKING) Oh! Something's got me! Let go of the hanger! Huh? Let go! Oh.
(CREAKING STOPS) This calls for an investigation.
All right.
Stand back! (GRUNTS) Follow me, fellas! Watch your heads.
(ICE THUDS) Holy moly! Do you know what this extra square footage means when I decide to sell? There's something in here.
- What is it? - I don't know.
Well, no rest for the sexy.
That's not the expression.
Boy, this is strong.
A lot stronger than my ice.
(GRUNTS) (ICE CRACKLES) (MUTTERING) (GASPS) Dudes! Hello.
What year is this? Uh, nobody really keeps time like that.
It worked! I mean, I feel like it worked.
This is the future, right? Who are you? You're like a beautiful Ice King.
Oh, boy.
Here we go.
Back off, son! I saw her first! Chill, you guys.
(CHUCKLES) "Chill"? Get it? I'm Patience St.
Pim, the ice elemental! Whoo! Did you see that? I made ice with my hands.
I'm Finn the human, and this is Jake the dog.
Hello.
- Who's a good boy?! - Ahem.
They call me the Ice King.
I also make ice.
He's been using his powers a lot today.
Hup! Well, I think you're pretty groovy.
Do you wanna Wanna, wanna, wanna be my acolyte? Sure.
What's that? Like a boyfriend? More like an intern.
Oh.
Uh, no, you're right.
It is more like a boyfriend.
Cool! You're cool! Dialed in, you know? (LAUGHS) Huh, what? Yeah.
Uh, hey, this might be a weird question, but do you know where the slime, candy, and fire dudes are? She's talking about the princesses.
I'm starting to get a weird feeling.
Yeah.
Let's not tell her Oh, you must mean Slime Princess, Princess Bubblegum, and Flame Princess.
(BLUMP!) Princesses?! We're like this! (FINGERS CRACK) (GROANS) Oh.
That is so fun.
Okay, now this next request may sound super sketch.
Okay.
I need you to round them up and bring them back here, like, even if they don't want to come.
You think you could do that? Are you kidding? That's in my wheelhouse.
Right up my alley! Classic Ice King.
So, wait, is it in your wheelhouse or up your alley? - Classic Ice King.
- FINN: Hold on a minute.
You can't make Simon start kidnapping princesses again.
Yeah, he's semi-reformed.
Excuse me for a second, boyfriend.
Okay, Jake Wow! You got their initials on there, and look at those shapes.
We're kind of like a power couple.
Get me those princesses.
You got it, boss.
(HUMMING) Huh? Send me a postcard when you get there.
(CHUCKLES) Hey.
Aagh! Ice King! I'm gonna Hold that thought.
(SIGHS) (GASPS) Aw, nice work, hon.
Thanks.
The pink one, how old is she? Like 18, 19? Uh, yeah, sort of.
Ha.
I remember being 18.
I'm 28.
(GAGS) Okay, I want to talk to them.
Allow me! (SOFT GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS) Hmm.
Gotta be careful.
All right, out of the way, Bernini.
Are you guys okay? (GRUNTS) I need to lie down.
Oh, I'm fine.
(GROWLS) Finn and Jake?! Ice King, what did you do?! No, no, no! It was her! Get our guests some beverages.
Hi, guys.
I know this is weird and confusing and weird, but the good news is I'm getting the band back together! Isn't this great? What are you talking about? You really don't know? That was pretty cool, right? I made this ice chair with my hands.
Pretty chill, huh? (SARCASTICALLY) Yeah.
So chill.
The fact of the matter is you guys have that power, as well.
Okay, remember when I said I was the ice elemental? Remember? Oh, no, wait, that was those guys! (CHUCKLING) I told those guys, not you guys.
Those guys! Oh! Okay, um, this is like basic elemental history, okay, so just listen up.
(CHUCKLES) Ever since life began on this planet, there have always been embodiments of the four elements Fire, ice, candy, and slime.
Across eons and millennia, the four elementals lived and died and lived again.
I was the incarnation of the ice elemental back in the day.
And you guys were there, too.
(DOOR CREAKS, BELL JINGLES) We used to get coffee sometimes.
It was a non-magic world back then, so our powers were limited.
But as we gathered more and more, we began to see visions Visions of the future.
The world was about to go through a transition, "an epic cataclysm that we probably wouldn't survive.
" It was scary to think about perishing.
But then I was like, "Hey, what if we don't perish? What if I freeze us and we wait out this transition?" But the old versions of y'all weren't into it.
Said, "You accepted that the elements you embodied would live on.
" Said I was in denial or something.
So I went out alone and froze myself.
And all of you bit it.
But now you're back! And this world is crazy, right? You got weird old wizards and talking dogs.
Yo, dogs didn't used to talk.
Did you know that?! Back then, we were so stifled.
At last, we can unlock our true potential! (LAUGHING) (CHUCKLING) Did I mention y'all were dudes in the past? This is so much better! Totally! (SCREAMING) (GRUNTS) (LAUGHING) Your face right now! Oh, no! I gotta get a picture of this.
Oh, wait.
I need my charger.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Food! What a surprise! It's a billion years later and you're still not cool.
Ladies, please don't fight.
There's enough Ice King to go around.
(GURGLES) PATIENCE: I'm done hiding out.
Everybody out there is gonna know me soon.
(SCREAMS) (GRUNTS) (SCREAMS) Woof.
Let's get out of here.
She's not going anywhere for a while.
Hey, I been there, sister.
What are you doing? (MUFFLED) Helping.
Just scrape it onto the ground.
Oh, sorry.
I freeze myself for the future out of the goodness of my heart, and they, like, shoot slime at me? Whatever.
I don't need their approval.
I'm gonna start some crazy biz, man.
Just watch.
My keys!
I forgot I lived alone.
Well, no bother.
I won the Golden Shovel Award (LIGHT SWITCH CLICKS) Candy Kingdom's premier award for grave-digging excellence.
There.
(CHUCKLES) Now to hang up my tuxedo so it doesn't wrinkle.
(GASPS) (TELEPHONE RINGS) You're missing hangers, too? Well, I don't really use hangers.
Oh, have you considered folding? We better call Princess Bubblegum.
(CLICK) And then I called you guys.
To find all the wire hangers? Wouldn't you rather have us fighting evil demons or something? Maybe an evil demon is stealing all the hangers.
Hmm.
JAKE: See anything? No, it's pretty quiet out there.
Yeah, but not so much in here.
Huh? What does that mean? (FARTS) Ohh, Jake, no! (LAUGHS) Wait, hold on.
JAKE: It's over, Ice King! Oh, hi, guys.
What's going on? Is kidnapping hangers your new thing now? Yeah, man, you have, like, one muumuu, and you're wearing it.
You think is about hangers? Really? Well, yeah, because you're stealing all the hangers.
You're stealing everyone's hangers, dude.
It's about so much more! Come back to my place, and I'll explain everything.
Hmm.
Hmm.
See? I dropped my keys down this deep hole.
I need all these hanger guys to help me snag them.
When I'm done, I'll return them all, and that's an Ice promise.
(WARBLE!) How long's this crack been here? Forever.
Before forever.
What the (METAL CREAKING) Oh! Something's got me! Let go of the hanger! Huh? Let go! Oh.
(CREAKING STOPS) This calls for an investigation.
All right.
Stand back! (GRUNTS) Follow me, fellas! Watch your heads.
(ICE THUDS) Holy moly! Do you know what this extra square footage means when I decide to sell? There's something in here.
- What is it? - I don't know.
Well, no rest for the sexy.
That's not the expression.
Boy, this is strong.
A lot stronger than my ice.
(GRUNTS) (ICE CRACKLES) (MUTTERING) (GASPS) Dudes! Hello.
What year is this? Uh, nobody really keeps time like that.
It worked! I mean, I feel like it worked.
This is the future, right? Who are you? You're like a beautiful Ice King.
Oh, boy.
Here we go.
Back off, son! I saw her first! Chill, you guys.
(CHUCKLES) "Chill"? Get it? I'm Patience St.
Pim, the ice elemental! Whoo! Did you see that? I made ice with my hands.
I'm Finn the human, and this is Jake the dog.
Hello.
- Who's a good boy?! - Ahem.
They call me the Ice King.
I also make ice.
He's been using his powers a lot today.
Hup! Well, I think you're pretty groovy.
Do you wanna Wanna, wanna, wanna be my acolyte? Sure.
What's that? Like a boyfriend? More like an intern.
Oh.
Uh, no, you're right.
It is more like a boyfriend.
Cool! You're cool! Dialed in, you know? (LAUGHS) Huh, what? Yeah.
Uh, hey, this might be a weird question, but do you know where the slime, candy, and fire dudes are? She's talking about the princesses.
I'm starting to get a weird feeling.
Yeah.
Let's not tell her Oh, you must mean Slime Princess, Princess Bubblegum, and Flame Princess.
(BLUMP!) Princesses?! We're like this! (FINGERS CRACK) (GROANS) Oh.
That is so fun.
Okay, now this next request may sound super sketch.
Okay.
I need you to round them up and bring them back here, like, even if they don't want to come.
You think you could do that? Are you kidding? That's in my wheelhouse.
Right up my alley! Classic Ice King.
So, wait, is it in your wheelhouse or up your alley? - Classic Ice King.
- FINN: Hold on a minute.
You can't make Simon start kidnapping princesses again.
Yeah, he's semi-reformed.
Excuse me for a second, boyfriend.
Okay, Jake Wow! You got their initials on there, and look at those shapes.
We're kind of like a power couple.
Get me those princesses.
You got it, boss.
(HUMMING) Huh? Send me a postcard when you get there.
(CHUCKLES) Hey.
Aagh! Ice King! I'm gonna Hold that thought.
(SIGHS) (GASPS) Aw, nice work, hon.
Thanks.
The pink one, how old is she? Like 18, 19? Uh, yeah, sort of.
Ha.
I remember being 18.
I'm 28.
(GAGS) Okay, I want to talk to them.
Allow me! (SOFT GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS) Hmm.
Gotta be careful.
All right, out of the way, Bernini.
Are you guys okay? (GRUNTS) I need to lie down.
Oh, I'm fine.
(GROWLS) Finn and Jake?! Ice King, what did you do?! No, no, no! It was her! Get our guests some beverages.
Hi, guys.
I know this is weird and confusing and weird, but the good news is I'm getting the band back together! Isn't this great? What are you talking about? You really don't know? That was pretty cool, right? I made this ice chair with my hands.
Pretty chill, huh? (SARCASTICALLY) Yeah.
So chill.
The fact of the matter is you guys have that power, as well.
Okay, remember when I said I was the ice elemental? Remember? Oh, no, wait, that was those guys! (CHUCKLING) I told those guys, not you guys.
Those guys! Oh! Okay, um, this is like basic elemental history, okay, so just listen up.
(CHUCKLES) Ever since life began on this planet, there have always been embodiments of the four elements Fire, ice, candy, and slime.
Across eons and millennia, the four elementals lived and died and lived again.
I was the incarnation of the ice elemental back in the day.
And you guys were there, too.
(DOOR CREAKS, BELL JINGLES) We used to get coffee sometimes.
It was a non-magic world back then, so our powers were limited.
But as we gathered more and more, we began to see visions Visions of the future.
The world was about to go through a transition, "an epic cataclysm that we probably wouldn't survive.
" It was scary to think about perishing.
But then I was like, "Hey, what if we don't perish? What if I freeze us and we wait out this transition?" But the old versions of y'all weren't into it.
Said, "You accepted that the elements you embodied would live on.
" Said I was in denial or something.
So I went out alone and froze myself.
And all of you bit it.
But now you're back! And this world is crazy, right? You got weird old wizards and talking dogs.
Yo, dogs didn't used to talk.
Did you know that?! Back then, we were so stifled.
At last, we can unlock our true potential! (LAUGHING) (CHUCKLING) Did I mention y'all were dudes in the past? This is so much better! Totally! (SCREAMING) (GRUNTS) (LAUGHING) Your face right now! Oh, no! I gotta get a picture of this.
Oh, wait.
I need my charger.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Food! What a surprise! It's a billion years later and you're still not cool.
Ladies, please don't fight.
There's enough Ice King to go around.
(GURGLES) PATIENCE: I'm done hiding out.
Everybody out there is gonna know me soon.
(SCREAMS) (GRUNTS) (SCREAMS) Woof.
Let's get out of here.
She's not going anywhere for a while.
Hey, I been there, sister.
What are you doing? (MUFFLED) Helping.
Just scrape it onto the ground.
Oh, sorry.
I freeze myself for the future out of the goodness of my heart, and they, like, shoot slime at me? Whatever.
I don't need their approval.
I'm gonna start some crazy biz, man.
Just watch.
My keys!