Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s07e36 Episode Script
The Music Hole
1 (MOUSE SQUEAKS) (PENGUINS CHIRP) (ALL CHEERING) (SCREECHES) (QUACKS) Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Cake the cat and Fionna the human The fun will never end It's Adventure Time (SIGHS) Poor Finn Sword.
I'm sorry, man.
Everything's broken.
No, it's not! This is still good.
Five seconds rule.
I don't know what to do.
This is hecka serious.
Did you try making "feel better" waffles? Yeah, but he just keeps dropping them on the ground, and we're all like, "It's still good.
Look.
" Well, yeah Five-second rule.
(SIGHS) Jake, I think it's time for you to activate plan "C.
" (GASPS) Plan "C"? Are you sure? Yes.
He's all jefferied up in the dome piece.
We can't let it spread any further.
You're right.
JAKE: Plan "C," activate.
(SNIFFS, GAGS) Plan "C," "Plan "C" Aha.
Bingo.
Hm.
(TELEPHONE RINGS) Hello? JAKE: What's plan "C," again? Something about music? (SIGHS) Poor Finn Sword.
I'm sorry, man.
- (SOFT MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYS) - What the heck is that? It's gonna distract me from my sword staring.
Better track down the source and kill it.
I'm gonna fly Fly like an eagle With the power of myself Constant pain I'm gonna climb Every mountain Get the dust off my shelf Ohhhh Oh, hold on.
Hold on.
Can Susan get more bass in the monitor? You got it, "Sooz.
" Oh! Oh, hey, buddy! We are going live in five! What is this? A concert? Even better It's a Battle of the Bands! And guess who the special celebrity guest judge is? Donny? No, you are! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) BOTH: (WHISPERING) It's working.
Good afternoon and welcome to plan "C" I mean, Battle of the Bands.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Now, let's all give a warm welcome to our celebrity guest judge! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) - (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) - ICE KING: Hey.
Yo, my man, no photos.
Please welcome our first contestants to the stage, Emcee Neptr and Flame P.
- (HIP-HOP BEAT PLAYS) - BOTH: Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Battle of the Bands.
What up? Make some noise! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Turn it up! Turn the music up! (RAPPING) Hey, yo, my name's F.
P.
, - and I came to take names - Take names I'm nice with the mike BOTH: and I'm spitting straight flames These other emcees be spitting - BOTH: Straight lies - I'm a mac on the track - I'm known to bake pies - Bake pies BOTH: When we come through, respect the emcees The name of the crew is Neptr and F.
P.
Everybody knows we not gonna stop here 'Cause we got the freshest album of the year (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Wow.
I wonder how long they practiced that.
Don't forget to check out our merch table.
FLAME PRINCESS: Yeah! We have CDs and T-shirts for sale.
Oh, nice.
Hey! They're trying to bribe the celebrity guest judge! So much talent here today.
Please help us welcome our next contestant to the stage, Marceline the Vampire Queen.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) (DRUM BEATS) (GUITAR STRUMS) (MID-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) I don't know know what to do without you I don't know where to put my hands I've been trying to lay my head down But I'm writing this at 3:00 A.
M.
I don't need the world to see That I've been the best I can be But I don't think I could stand to be Where you don't see me (GUITAR TWANGS) My pick! (MUSIC STOPS) I am not playing without it.
(INHALES DEEPLY) Ahhh.
This song is incredible.
Unless something amazing happens, I do believe we have a winner.
Huh? Dude, I slew a freakin' bone demon for that thing.
Come on! Hey, sooner you find it, sooner we can get on with the show.
- (SOFT MAJESTIC MUSIC CONTINUES) - Where is that music coming from? Hey, Marceline.
Where's that beautiful music coming from? Uh, what music? They're still looking for my pick.
You mean you don't hear that right now? Are you all right, dude? Yeah.
I'm fine.
We're not gonna get points deducted for this, are we? (VIOLIN PLAYS) Everyone stuffs their buns - JAKE: Empanada, mandu, wonton - (HUMMING) 'Rogi, dumplings, stuff your face Same food, different place Guess the song wasn't coming from them.
What are you doing here? You're supposed to be judging the bands.
Hmph! - Do you guys hear that? - Hear what? It's like a beautiful voice singing with itself, an entire universe vibrating in harmony.
BOTH: Hmmm.
(SPEAKING KOREAN) Yeah, are your ears ringing? Yeah, guys.
Hold that thought.
Wait, Finn! (SPECTATORS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) Just play something already! Find my pick, ya scrubes! Ohh! (SPECTATORS SHOUTING LOUDLY) All right, all right, everyone.
Calm down! I'm yelling.
I'm yelling up here.
Simon, what are you doing? Crowd control, ma'am.
ALL: Wenk, wenk, wenk, wenk! Control the scene! Oh, boy.
(SOFT MAJESTIC MUSIC CONTINUES) - Hey, Finn.
- Yeah! Oh, hey, Jakey, Lady.
- We're coming with.
- Nice! Can you guys hear the song now? Uhhhhh - (SPECTATORS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) - Hmmmm.
(HUMMING) Oh, excuse me.
(GASPS) Yo, Marcie! Thanks, Peebs! (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) And Autumn comes when you're not yet done - With the summer passing by - PENGUINS: Wenk! Wenk! Aah! Wenk! But I don't think I could stand to be where you don't see me (CHEERING) (CHUCKLES) Nice.
So, what'd you think, Finn? Did we slay, or did we slay? (SPECTATORS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) Aw, what? Weak! Lady, how are we doing on time? Can we make it back in time to judge the bands? (SPEAKS KOREAN) Look, I bet if we just walk a little farther (GASPS) It's so close! (SOFT MAJESTIC MUSIC CONTINUES) It's here! It's here! - (GASPS) Ooh! - Finn! (ECHOING) Oh, my Glob.
Finn, you okay? I can't believe I almost fell into this hole.
It's a face hole.
This is where the song's coming from.
MUSIC HOLE: (CLEARS THROAT) Oh.
Nice pipes.
MUSIC HOLE: Wait.
Can you hear me? I've been hearing you, like, all day.
You're a lovely singer.
(GIGGLES) Really? No one's ever said that.
- Shut up.
- It's true! Well, I've, uh, had a lot of practice 1,000 years give or take.
Say what?! Yeah, I've been here singing from the very beginning of Ooo.
Since I can't move from this spot, singing is my only outlet.
I can neither participate in joy nor prevent disaster, so I sing.
Is this like one of those patterns that's supposed to have a 3-D image in it, and everyone can see it except you? Well, why can't they hear you? MUSIC HOLE: Only two kinds of people can hear my song, those who see the world with pure, childlike wonder and those with a deep sense of loss in their hearts.
To everyone else, I'm just a period in a sentence in the book of Ooo.
I don't know about child eyes, but I have been going through a rough patch.
FINN: And it sounds like you have, too.
Yeah, I guess so.
(SPECTATORS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) Now's our chance.
- (DISCO MUSIC PLAYS) - Boogaloo - Hey! - (SHOUTING STOPS) You keep on dancin' through the night You never, ever get uptight You know that everything's all right Because you're dancing - You had a boogie-woogie day - (SHOUTING RESUMES) And now it's time to make a play You've got to find a better way You've got to do the, do the, do the, do the - Ooh! - (MUSIC STOPS) MUSIC HOLE: You know what? I envy you.
I've always wanted to be heard by everyone.
That's what friends are, right, just people to observe you, people to enjoy your song? Hey, bud.
Yeah.
I'm lucky.
Jake, I've selected the winner of The Battle of the Bands.
(CLEARS THROAT) The winner is a very special someone who I just met, last name Hole.
She'll take home this handmade potato-chip-bag crown.
MUSIC HOLE: Oh, my gosh! I've never won an award before.
BOTH: With the sorrow in our hearts We can play And I look up to you And we hear different sounds than the heartless do Wakeful at night looking everywhere for you Why do I look up to you?
I'm sorry, man.
Everything's broken.
No, it's not! This is still good.
Five seconds rule.
I don't know what to do.
This is hecka serious.
Did you try making "feel better" waffles? Yeah, but he just keeps dropping them on the ground, and we're all like, "It's still good.
Look.
" Well, yeah Five-second rule.
(SIGHS) Jake, I think it's time for you to activate plan "C.
" (GASPS) Plan "C"? Are you sure? Yes.
He's all jefferied up in the dome piece.
We can't let it spread any further.
You're right.
JAKE: Plan "C," activate.
(SNIFFS, GAGS) Plan "C," "Plan "C" Aha.
Bingo.
Hm.
(TELEPHONE RINGS) Hello? JAKE: What's plan "C," again? Something about music? (SIGHS) Poor Finn Sword.
I'm sorry, man.
- (SOFT MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYS) - What the heck is that? It's gonna distract me from my sword staring.
Better track down the source and kill it.
I'm gonna fly Fly like an eagle With the power of myself Constant pain I'm gonna climb Every mountain Get the dust off my shelf Ohhhh Oh, hold on.
Hold on.
Can Susan get more bass in the monitor? You got it, "Sooz.
" Oh! Oh, hey, buddy! We are going live in five! What is this? A concert? Even better It's a Battle of the Bands! And guess who the special celebrity guest judge is? Donny? No, you are! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) BOTH: (WHISPERING) It's working.
Good afternoon and welcome to plan "C" I mean, Battle of the Bands.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Now, let's all give a warm welcome to our celebrity guest judge! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) - (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS) - ICE KING: Hey.
Yo, my man, no photos.
Please welcome our first contestants to the stage, Emcee Neptr and Flame P.
- (HIP-HOP BEAT PLAYS) - BOTH: Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Battle of the Bands.
What up? Make some noise! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Turn it up! Turn the music up! (RAPPING) Hey, yo, my name's F.
P.
, - and I came to take names - Take names I'm nice with the mike BOTH: and I'm spitting straight flames These other emcees be spitting - BOTH: Straight lies - I'm a mac on the track - I'm known to bake pies - Bake pies BOTH: When we come through, respect the emcees The name of the crew is Neptr and F.
P.
Everybody knows we not gonna stop here 'Cause we got the freshest album of the year (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) Wow.
I wonder how long they practiced that.
Don't forget to check out our merch table.
FLAME PRINCESS: Yeah! We have CDs and T-shirts for sale.
Oh, nice.
Hey! They're trying to bribe the celebrity guest judge! So much talent here today.
Please help us welcome our next contestant to the stage, Marceline the Vampire Queen.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) (DRUM BEATS) (GUITAR STRUMS) (MID-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) I don't know know what to do without you I don't know where to put my hands I've been trying to lay my head down But I'm writing this at 3:00 A.
M.
I don't need the world to see That I've been the best I can be But I don't think I could stand to be Where you don't see me (GUITAR TWANGS) My pick! (MUSIC STOPS) I am not playing without it.
(INHALES DEEPLY) Ahhh.
This song is incredible.
Unless something amazing happens, I do believe we have a winner.
Huh? Dude, I slew a freakin' bone demon for that thing.
Come on! Hey, sooner you find it, sooner we can get on with the show.
- (SOFT MAJESTIC MUSIC CONTINUES) - Where is that music coming from? Hey, Marceline.
Where's that beautiful music coming from? Uh, what music? They're still looking for my pick.
You mean you don't hear that right now? Are you all right, dude? Yeah.
I'm fine.
We're not gonna get points deducted for this, are we? (VIOLIN PLAYS) Everyone stuffs their buns - JAKE: Empanada, mandu, wonton - (HUMMING) 'Rogi, dumplings, stuff your face Same food, different place Guess the song wasn't coming from them.
What are you doing here? You're supposed to be judging the bands.
Hmph! - Do you guys hear that? - Hear what? It's like a beautiful voice singing with itself, an entire universe vibrating in harmony.
BOTH: Hmmm.
(SPEAKING KOREAN) Yeah, are your ears ringing? Yeah, guys.
Hold that thought.
Wait, Finn! (SPECTATORS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) Just play something already! Find my pick, ya scrubes! Ohh! (SPECTATORS SHOUTING LOUDLY) All right, all right, everyone.
Calm down! I'm yelling.
I'm yelling up here.
Simon, what are you doing? Crowd control, ma'am.
ALL: Wenk, wenk, wenk, wenk! Control the scene! Oh, boy.
(SOFT MAJESTIC MUSIC CONTINUES) - Hey, Finn.
- Yeah! Oh, hey, Jakey, Lady.
- We're coming with.
- Nice! Can you guys hear the song now? Uhhhhh - (SPECTATORS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) - Hmmmm.
(HUMMING) Oh, excuse me.
(GASPS) Yo, Marcie! Thanks, Peebs! (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) And Autumn comes when you're not yet done - With the summer passing by - PENGUINS: Wenk! Wenk! Aah! Wenk! But I don't think I could stand to be where you don't see me (CHEERING) (CHUCKLES) Nice.
So, what'd you think, Finn? Did we slay, or did we slay? (SPECTATORS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) Aw, what? Weak! Lady, how are we doing on time? Can we make it back in time to judge the bands? (SPEAKS KOREAN) Look, I bet if we just walk a little farther (GASPS) It's so close! (SOFT MAJESTIC MUSIC CONTINUES) It's here! It's here! - (GASPS) Ooh! - Finn! (ECHOING) Oh, my Glob.
Finn, you okay? I can't believe I almost fell into this hole.
It's a face hole.
This is where the song's coming from.
MUSIC HOLE: (CLEARS THROAT) Oh.
Nice pipes.
MUSIC HOLE: Wait.
Can you hear me? I've been hearing you, like, all day.
You're a lovely singer.
(GIGGLES) Really? No one's ever said that.
- Shut up.
- It's true! Well, I've, uh, had a lot of practice 1,000 years give or take.
Say what?! Yeah, I've been here singing from the very beginning of Ooo.
Since I can't move from this spot, singing is my only outlet.
I can neither participate in joy nor prevent disaster, so I sing.
Is this like one of those patterns that's supposed to have a 3-D image in it, and everyone can see it except you? Well, why can't they hear you? MUSIC HOLE: Only two kinds of people can hear my song, those who see the world with pure, childlike wonder and those with a deep sense of loss in their hearts.
To everyone else, I'm just a period in a sentence in the book of Ooo.
I don't know about child eyes, but I have been going through a rough patch.
FINN: And it sounds like you have, too.
Yeah, I guess so.
(SPECTATORS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) Now's our chance.
- (DISCO MUSIC PLAYS) - Boogaloo - Hey! - (SHOUTING STOPS) You keep on dancin' through the night You never, ever get uptight You know that everything's all right Because you're dancing - You had a boogie-woogie day - (SHOUTING RESUMES) And now it's time to make a play You've got to find a better way You've got to do the, do the, do the, do the - Ooh! - (MUSIC STOPS) MUSIC HOLE: You know what? I envy you.
I've always wanted to be heard by everyone.
That's what friends are, right, just people to observe you, people to enjoy your song? Hey, bud.
Yeah.
I'm lucky.
Jake, I've selected the winner of The Battle of the Bands.
(CLEARS THROAT) The winner is a very special someone who I just met, last name Hole.
She'll take home this handmade potato-chip-bag crown.
MUSIC HOLE: Oh, my gosh! I've never won an award before.
BOTH: With the sorrow in our hearts We can play And I look up to you And we hear different sounds than the heartless do Wakeful at night looking everywhere for you Why do I look up to you?