One Tree Hill s08e01 Episode Script

"Dear Lucas, I know that I could call you or e-mail you or Skype you or whatever, but there's something about putting pen to paper that feels right for us.
It seems these days I have so many thoughts in my head that if I don't get them out, I might explode.
I wanted you to know that Tree Hill misses you, the river court misses you and I miss you.
" You know, I don't think you're actually supposed to replace the stuff in your hotel room.
Oh, whatever.
I'll be out of here soon anyway.
Think I might get a place of my own, maybe stick around a while.
Wow.
Sounds kind of normal and stable.
There.
Perfect.
Well, almost.
Say you'll go out with me, and then it will be.
Okay.
Yes.
You know what I like best about the movie? What's that? You get the sense that they're all gonna live happily ever after.
Hmm.
They are.
You okay? These aren't sad tears.
They're happy tears.
All right.
Well, how 'bout from now on we do smiles for happy instead? I'm pregnant.
I think it's gonna be a girl.
Oh, my Nice work, daddy.
Hey.
Hmm? You're falling asleep.
Why don't you go to bed? Mnh-mnh.
I like it here.
I like it here, too.
But you sleep like a rock, and you're too long to carry.
You're mean.
You say I'm too long, and you say I lose things.
But I also love you.
And the truth is that without you, I'd be the one who's lost.
Nice save.
I love you.
I love you, too.
Quinn! Quinn! What's wrong? Are you okay? Of course.
I'm fine.
Come here.
Baby, what happened? I, um I just I I I must have fallen asleep.
You're okay? Yes, I'm fine.
We're fine.
Okay? I'm right here.
I always will be.
It's like a dream.
This night.
The way you look and the way you are.
My life.
Tomorrow I leave for my job in the nba.
I leave this house that I own, my miracle of a son, my wife who is so far out of my league, I hope she never figures it out.
Aww.
Yeah, I want a daughter just like you.
I want to look into her eyes and feel my heart break because she reminds me so much of her beautiful, kind, strong mother.
Mm What if we have a boy? Then we'll sell him, try again.
I missed that laugh.
Aww.
Are you feeling okay, baby? Are you feeling less of that weight, that darkness? Yeah, I feel like me.
And I feel like yours.
That feels good.
Where'd you go? I was thinking about Jamie's snow fort.
Peyton and I used to build snow forts.
Mm.
And we'd sit inside and worry about what our worlds were gonna be like.
It's like we'd hide from it all.
But I think if we could have seen what our lives were gonna be, we wouldn't have believed it how lucky we'd be how lucky we are.
All of us.
That ring looks sexy on you.
You look sexy on me.
I've been thinking about this whole "we're not able to have a baby" thing.
And I was thinking maybe we should try for a few hours.
Oh.
Oh.
And then try again for a few more hours.
Uh-huh.
And then I'll wake you up in the morning, and we can try all day tomorrow.
Sounds perfect.
That's good.
I know you, Brooke Davis.
You sure do.
Good man.
Thank you.
You know, when camp starts tomorrow, you'll be a big part of the reason why I'm ready.
Yeah, I know.
You don't seem too excited about that, buddy.
No, I am.
I mean, I'm glad you're a bobcat.
I just wish you didn't have to leave.
Yeah, I know, Jamie.
Okay.
You ready? Mm-hmm.
All right.
Do you think the other bobcats do this workout? I don't know, buddy.
Probably not.
Ohh.
One more.
- All right.
You ready? - Uh-huh.
Hey, so, uh, I was thinking you might want to come out on the road with me this season.
- You mean with the team? - Yeah.
You just got to keep your grades up, help your out around the house like I know you can.
Oh, I will.
Attaboy.
Oh, and, uh Clay said you can ride with him to home games this year.
I think you're old enough for that, don't you? - Totally.
- All right.
Oh, and, um I'm also gonna need you to look after your mom while I'm gone.
All right? It's just the three of you now.
Well, four, actually, if you count Chester.
No, three with Chester.
Um, actually, it's four with Chester.
I don't get it.
Well, looks like we're gonna have another baby.
Really? Yeah! Sweet! I'm totally gonna have a brother like you and Lucas, dad.
Or a sister.
Yeah.
Or that.
He's your kid.
Hmm.
Chk.
Chk.
Hi.
Hey.
How was Utah? It was it was good, you know? Julian's movie is really good.
Good.
Did you get my text? I did.
I just didn't reply because Morning, boyfriend.
Oh Hello.
Whoops? Good morning, fiancé.
Oh, no.
Not again.
"Not again" what? This happens all the time.
I sleep with a girl, and then the next morning, it was so amazing, she starts planning the wedding.
Be careful, mister.
Speaking of, Peyton says hi.
- Oh.
Ouch.
- Mm-hmm.
By the way, we don't need any of this stuff because I've been planning my dream wedding since I was 9.
Seriously? Pink-and-black color scheme, first dance "Hopelessly devoted to you," peonies for the flowers, and a pineapple orange torte cake.
Did I mention I loved "Grease 2"? I'm sorry I'm gonna have to disappoint you, princess, but this bride will be wearing a clothes over bros original, the flowers will be exotic white roses, our first dance will not be to a song by Olivia Newton-John, or Elton John, or Lil' Jon for that matter.
But you might be able to talk me into that orange pineappley cake, if I don't decide to do red-velvet cupcakes, 'cause that's what all the cool kids are doing right now.
Well I should probably get another job.
Here's the great thing about that.
I have a few bucks squirrelled away.
I own a clothing line, you know.
Clothes Over Bros.
You might have heard of it? Oh, you're that Brooke Davis.
Like, the rich Brooke Davis.
I am she.
Oh, I chose wisely.
You did indeed.
I believe we have plans for the day.
I'll see you in the shower.
Your scruff is tickling me.
God, you smell amazing.
Did I ever tell you that? And you taste good, too.
You taste good.
Mmm.
This is nice.
Yeah, it is.
What are you thinking? I'm thinking your feet are enormous.
Hey! How did I not notice those? You have dude feet! Babe, stop! Mm! Mm! Is that a phone in your pocket, or did my feet do that to you? Actually, I left my phone at home today.
You didn't bring your phone? That is totally my crotch.
Nice shooting, dad! Should we finish up on the road? Sure.
Do Madison Square Garden.
Okay.
Scott, you suck! You hear me talking over here? Yeah, you, fella.
You score again, and my cousin Angelo has you whacked! Bada bing, bada boom! All right.
Now do Boston.
Get outta the "gahden," Scott! You shoulda stayed in your cah, ya retahd.
Hey! Don't say "retard.
" I'm just saying, I heard someone call you that in Boston last year.
All right, but you don't say it.
Los Angeles.
Yeah.
So I was thinking sushi.
Yeah.
I'm at the game.
Nah, I don't know the score.
I'm not even watching.
Man, Nicholson got wrinkly.
Attaboy.
I'm gonna miss you, buddy.
Yeah.
Me too.
So, that baby thing how does that work? What? Mom's gonna have a baby, right? I just wondered, you know, how? You said the basketball hoop was like my uterus.
He caught me totally off guard.
He was like a ninja.
Like a three-foot-tall, "where do babies come from?" ninja.
Where did you leave it? Kind of uncomfortable and confused.
And that was just me.
I just started babbling about the birds and the bees, and he was just sitting there looking at me like, "my dad was totally my hero until this very moment when I realize he's actually a complete ass.
" Hmm.
He said he was gonna talk to you.
Great.
Thanks a lot.
Yeah.
Good luck with that.
Hey, so I've been thinking a lot about this, and I think you and Jamie should come to Charlotte with me.
Today? This season.
Okay.
I'm not sure what kind of job the boy can get with his third-grade education, but You can home-school him.
Look, I feel bad about the timing of this and everything with the pregnancy and My depression? Yeah.
Listen.
I'm okay.
I feel better.
And when I'm not, I'll tell you.
You promise? I promise.
Okay.
Although I really appreciate the fact that my sexy husband doesn't want to leave home.
Besides, if we go with you, you're gonna have to give Jamie the sex talk with me.
That's a good point.
I'll miss you.
I'll talk to him.
Hey, have you spoken to Clay today? I've been trying to get ahold of Quinn.
I want to tell her that we're pregnant, but she's not answering her phone.
Uh, actually, Clay has this thing where he didn't talk to me the day before a road trip and I played great, so he usually blows me off the day before I travel.
Besides, did you see those two in Utah? They probably haven't even left the bedroom.
Sick.
Party foul on the mental image.
Although Clay looks kind of hot.
Watch it, you.
I'll probably stop by there on my way out of town.
I might have to give them "the talk," too.
Yeah, 'cause you did so well with it the first time.
Damn it.
Did you find your next movie yet?! Brooke, I'm on page 3 of the first script.
So, does that mean you're gonna read all day instead? Why, what'd you have in mind? "Grease 2"? Yeah.
I like your idea better.
Let me get my t-bird jacket.
Hey! Hi! So, that's a cool jacket.
What is that, "Grease"? - "Grease 2," actually.
- Oh.
I never saw that movie.
So, what's going on? Uh Ready for my greased lightning! Oh.
Oh! Oh! Ew! Ew! Oh, my God.
I'm sorry, you guys! Uh, speaking of that, I'm pregnant.
Don't hate me.
Bye.
Congratulations! Selfish baby haver.
Oh Your "greased lightning"? I'm sorry about the "boyfriend" comment.
I mean, not that I said it, but on second thought, I guess I'm not really sorry about it.
It's fine.
It's just Mia texted me.
She thinks maybe we made a mistake.
Maybe we did.
But the timing was completely brutal.
I mean, not the timing of you and me, just the timing of the whole thing.
I don't know.
I know I like you, Alex.
Well, don't just sit there.
Make a case for yourself.
You're dirty.
I like you, too.
And I want to be close to you.
Grubbs is on tour, right? So you need a bartender.
Alex, your movie just blew up.
At the festival.
But it hasn't been released yet.
So it's better that I wait.
Anyway, when it's a big hit, I'll have the power to shoot my next film in North Carolina, near my new boyfriend.
So what do you say, bar manager? Want to boss me around? So, you think I should take that job in South Africa? Clay? You okay? I just realized that I haven't seen a single person on this beach the entire day.
Have you? No.
Do you know what that means? What? Skinny-dipping.
So, Haley's pregnant again.
Yeah.
It's gonna be really good for them.
She's been so sad since her mom died.
Now they'll have a new baby.
I'm really happy for her.
Mm.
Little selfish, though.
Totally selfish.
They already have Jamie, and we can't even have one.
So greedy.
Maybe we could kidnap this one.
Or maybe you could meet me in the bedroom, and I could romance your ovaries some more until they surrender.
"Ovaries" isn't very sexy.
No.
I know.
I'm gonna change.
At least I have pants on this time.
Brooke Davis? I was totally joking about the kidnapping thing.
You're under arrest.
What?! Wait.
Why?! What did I do?! Julian! Julian! How long will it take? Geez, you scared the life out of me! - You are like a little ninja.
- Sorry.
Just wondered when the baby was gonna get here.
Well, that won't be for a while.
Usually it takes about nine months.
Your dad said you had some questions about that.
Yeah.
He just babbled something about basketballs and eggs and stuff? He said you'd explain it.
Oh, he did, huh? Yep.
I said something about Chester falling in love.
Awesome.
No, it's not awesome.
I'm looking at my son who was born, like, three weeks ago, and he's asking me about sex! And I have to tell him that Chester the bunny rabbit is falling in love and getting married.
And it was just really bad.
Speaking of which, did you hear Brooke and Julian got engaged? Geez.
What else happened in Utah that I missed? Um Alex and Chase? Yeah.
I heard about that.
I'm sorry, Mia.
Don't be.
It's my own fault.
Hey, speaking of slutty, congratulations on being pregnant.
Oh, tha thank you.
I think.
Just don't ask me to explain it to you.
I know.
I'm a nerd.
I have to go.
Okay.
Hey If I haven't said it lately, I want you to know that it means a lot to me that you came back to help with the label.
Hales, of course.
As long as you're feeling better.
I am.
Thanks.
And good luck, by the way.
Why? Alex is gross.
Pick Mia.
Well, I assume she'll be released, but that's not the point.
No, the press isn't here yet also not the point.
The point is, Brooke's been arrested, and you're her business partner and her mother.
So you need to get Alexander's dingo out of your wallaby and fix it.
Now! You feel any pain here? No.
Here? No.
Is everything okay? Yeah, I just want to run some tests.
You feel any pain here? No.
Here? Nope.
Everything okay? I just want to run some tests.
So, your mom is gonna meet you at the store with Millicent, and your attorney should be there shortly.
Is there anything I can do? You're doing it right now.
Just take me to the store.
Well, just have him call us the minute he lands, and do not speak to anyone else.
Okay? Do you yeah.
Well, I have to go.
Honey.
Don't! Before you say another word, you should both know that I have just come from the city jail, where I was frisked by a large supposedly female cop who was very thorough in her cavity search.
Now speak.
Honey, it's not that bad.
Not that bad? Not that bad?! I was just arrested and explored by a woman with a mustache and man hands! When you look up "bad" in the dictionary, this is it! I had her.
Man hands.
You're being dramatic.
Oh, yes.
I sure as hell am being dramatic, because there are three people who run this company Actually, two, lately.
What is that supposed to mean? It means that you have been a little absentee of late.
And you've been a little slutty of late, old woman, getting railed by Alexander.
Maybe we should all just calm down.
Great idea, Millie.
Do you have any cocaine we could snort?! That's not fair.
Well, when you get arrested, you can stop playing fair.
I am being charged with accounting fraud, financial misrepresentation what are they talking about? They're saying that we lied to our investors about our profit.
Did we? Brooke Don't speak.
You're not the boss of me.
Which, let's face it, is completely ridiculous! What's that supposed to mean? It means we have a half-ass assistant and part-time model running a multi-million-dollar company! And zero is a size, by the way.
And 50 is an age, by the way.
I am not 50.
Okay, stop! Both of you.
I am barely 40.
And I'm only a 2.
Stop! These charges.
Lying to our investors tell me we can fix this.
Tell me that we can prove that this is a mistake.
Honey, listen to me.
No.
It's not a mistake.
I can't believe your parents talked to you about the s-e-x.
That's so cool! Tell me again what they said.
I told you just a bunch of stuff that didn't make sense.
Well, maybe we can find it on the Internet.
I tried.
Uh, yeah.
That was before I disabled your parent-protection settings.
Dude, no.
You have to put that back! - It's no big deal.
- It is a big deal! I'm not supposed to mess with that.
I promised! You want to find out where babies come from or not? Move.
Okay, I guess I'll type in "mom"? No.
"Lady" and "rabbit"? Ooh, put "sex" in there, too! Ew! What the heck is that?! Hey, my mom has one of those! Okay, Chuck - I didn't do it! - I don't like it! Did you have sex with her? I don't even know why I asked that.
It doesn't matter.
It does matter.
But it wasn't like that.
But you like her.
Mia, you broke up with me by text message.
And then I tried to fix it.
By text message.
Yeah, but you were in Utah, and nobody talks on the phone anymore.
Well I'm sorry, you know? It's just Alex asked me out in person.
And what'd you say? I said yes.
I said no.
Just so you know, when Chuck wanted to mess with the computer, I said no.
But you did it anyway.
Two weeks.
No computer, no cellphone.
But, dad We can make it three.
This is not about your being curious.
Being curious is okay.
It's just about your computer and the promise that you broke.
Do you understand that? I just don't understand about rabbits and bees and eggs and basketballs.
Okay, here's the thing, buddy.
Um it's my last day home before camp.
So we can either talk about this, or we can play the new "Gears of war" game I got you as a going-away gift.
It's in your room.
Sweet! I'm sorry.
Jam What? That is gonna buy us at least another year.
Make war, not love, babe.
Oh ho ho.
Pushing your luck.
I said no.
Just so you know when I figured out what Victoria was doing, I said no.
But you did it anyway.
You know how she is.
Oh, she's always been that way.
We have a meeting with our attorney this afternoon.
Why did you do it? Why did she do it? Lie about our profits? We needed investors for the men's line.
We believed in the line, and we wanted to launch it, but the economy never rebounded.
So we lied to investors and told them we were more profitable than we are.
Victoria thinks she can fix it.
She's wrong.
Once a company's financial integrity is challenged, it's over.
Integrity.
You remember this? That was my first sale in Tree Hill.
You wrote that check to spite Victoria.
That day.
It's amazing how far we've fallen.
I never asked you about the doctor.
How'd it go? Oh, um, great.
Everything's fine.
You? Same.
Everything's fine.
You ready to go? Yeah.
I thought I'd stop by Clay's on the way out of town, - tell Quinn to call you.
- Thanks.
I also maybe threw your things in the car.
Jamie's too.
Thought I could make you change your mind.
I wish.
We're gonna miss yo.
Yeah.
About that.
We have money.
You have time.
Stash the kid with Brooke and get my baby, and my other baby, to Charlotte as much as possible.
Promise me.
I promise.
Cross my heart.
All right.
- Don't make me ground you.
- No.
You've seen how I lower the hammer.
I don't mess around.
I have.
It's pretty scary.
Come here.
Mmm.
I love you.
I'm in love with you.
It's nice after all this time.
It's everything after all this time.
Yeah.
Cocktail mixer.
Okay.
See that? One more time.
- Boom.
- Okay.
One more time.
Okay.
- Got it? - Yeah.
You got it.
Ah there we go.
No! Oh! Can I help you? Hey.
I I just I I know you have a history with Chase, and I hope that there's no hard feelings.
It must've been a surprise me and Chase.
No, not really.
It's what you do, right? Break up couples? Yeah.
It kind of is.
But not this time.
You screwed this up all by yourself, didn't you? You can go now.
By the way, I plan to make him happier than you ever did, so you should probably just give up and move on now.
Okay? Great.
Now I can go.
Everything's gone.
I'm not.
I dreamt that I lost you.
You went to bed, and something terrible happened.
And I couldn't save you.
Why didn't you tell me? Because I didn't want to ruin today.
You didn't.
Today was perfect.
I'm glad.
What do you say, you, uh get dressed and let me watch? I can do that.
Clay? Hey, babe.
What's happening? Quinn! Clay! It wasn't a dream.
Clay!