RuPaul's Drag Race (2009) s08e01 Episode Script

1 - Hello racers, and welcome to the starting line of "RuPaul's Drag Race.
" - Hello racers, and welcome to the starting line [dramatic music.]
- Just plug it in and blow.
[dramatic music.]
- [imitates blow dryer.]
[dramatic music.]
[dramatic music.]
- I'm a man in a dress.
[dramatic music.]
- Halleloo, ladies.
[dramatic music.]
- Drag is not a contact sport.
[dramatic music.]
- We're Heathers.
- Who the fuck is Heather? [dramatic music.]
- Get those nuts away from my face.
[dramatic music.]
- Go back to Party City where you belong.
[dramatic music.]
- Tootsie Lou.
[dramatic music.]
- Hi! [dramatic music.]
- Hi, kids! - [clicks tongue.]
[dramatic music.]
- C'mon season six, let's get sickening! [dramatic music.]
- Party.
- Absolutely.
[dramatic music.]
- Not today, Satan.
[dramatic music.]
- Do you have a smoke? [dramatic music.]
- Can't tease me.
[dramatic music.]
- I love my babies.
[dramatic music.]
- I'm first! [dramatic music.]
- Bring back my girls.
[dramatic music.]
[upbeat dance music.]
- I am Naomi Smalls and I am 21 years old.
[upbeat dance music.]
Check your lipstick before you come for me.
[upbeat dance music.]
Naomi is a tall glass of water.
[upbeat dance music.]
She has legs all the way up to her asshole.
[upbeat dance music.]
I got my drag name [upbeat dance music.]
from Naomi Campbell and Biggie Smalls.
[upbeat dance music.]
First one, I don't blame them.
[upbeat dance music.]
I'm obsessed with '90s supermodels.
[upbeat dance music.]
I'm gonna set myself right in the center.
[upbeat dance music.]
Yeah, spotlight on me.
[laughs.]
[upbeat dance music.]
Naomi is a fashion girl.
She's fucking fierce.
[upbeat dance music.]
[upbeat percussive music.]
[upbeat dance music.]
- How you doing mis amores? Do you want to see my cuckoo? [upbeat dance music.]
- [laughs.]
[upbeat dance music.]
My name is Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
[upbeat dance music.]
How are you? [upbeat dance music.]
I'm from Puerto Rico, but I live in Austin, Texas, y'all.
[upbeat dance music.]
I call myself between pageant queen and perform [upbeat dance music.]
'cause I do comedy, I do campy sometimes.
[upbeat dance music.]
- Sometimes? [upbeat dance music.]
- You know.
[laughs.]
[upbeat dance music.]
I'm sexy as a goddess is and funny as a clown.
[upbeat dance music.]
Are you ready for me? [upbeat dance music.]
Oh, my God, the room is huge.
[upbeat dance music.]
Fantastic, so my cuckoo have a space.
[upbeat dance music.]
I need a space for this junk in the trunk.
[upbeat dance music.]
[thunder rumbling.]
[upbeat dance music.]
- What's up, nerds.
[upbeat dance music.]
- Ah! [upbeat dance music.]
- My name is Dax ExclamationPoint [upbeat dance music.]
and I am the queen of all nerds.
[upbeat dance music.]
- It's Storm.
[upbeat dance music.]
- I'm a cosplayer and my look is very inspired by, [upbeat dance music.]
like, science fiction and comics.
[upbeat dance music.]
Superheroes.
Just strong, bad bitches [upbeat dance music.]
who don't take any crap from anybody else.
[upbeat dance music.]
You know what? [upbeat dance music.]
I'm gonna sit 'cause my cats are growling.
[upbeat dance music.]
So I'm just gonna sit right here.
[upbeat dance music.]
- Okay.
- Can I get some brunch? [upbeat dance music.]
- [laughs.]
[upbeat dance music.]
- Hola.
[upbeat dance music.]
The beauty is here.
[upbeat dance music.]
My name is Naysha Lopez.
[upbeat dance music.]
I think the most important element of my drag [upbeat dance music.]
has to be appearance.
[upbeat dance music.]
It sounds so shallow, but my drag is flawless.
[upbeat dance music.]
It's gorgeous, it's stunning, it's gorgeous, it's everything.
[upbeat dance music.]
Did I say it was stunning and gorgeous? [upbeat dance music.]
Did I say that already? Okay.
[upbeat dance music.]
[both scream.]
[upbeat dance music.]
- Naysha is here! Yes, my sister! [upbeat dance music.]
- How are you, Mama? [upbeat dance music.]
- Welcome to season eight, Mommy.
[upbeat dance music.]
- We made it! - Continental sisters.
[upbeat dance music.]
- She Puerto Rico also, or from Austin? [upbeat dance music.]
- I'm originally from Puerto Rico, [upbeat dance music.]
but, um, I live in Chicago.
[upbeat dance music.]
- [whistling.]
[upbeat dance music.]
That's a little frog in Puerto Rico.
[upbeat dance music.]
They are so annoying.
[upbeat dance music.]
- I love me some Cynthia.
- [whistles.]
[upbeat dance music.]
- You don't even understand what she's saying, [upbeat dance music.]
but you don't really care.
[upbeat dance music.]
- [whistles.]
[upbeat dance music.]
[dramatic music.]
[upbeat dance music.]
- Oh! - Oh! [upbeat dance music.]
- No need to adjust your TV sets.
[upbeat dance music.]
This acid trip is all real.
[upbeat dance music.]
[cheers.]
[upbeat dance music.]
Watch out bitches.
[upbeat dance music.]
Here's Acid Betty from Brooklyn, New York.
[upbeat dance music.]
My drag style is completely over-the-top.
[upbeat dance music.]
Basically, a drug trip without the drugs.
[upbeat dance music.]
I kind of want to run around.
[laughs.]
[upbeat dance music.]
The main bullet point of Acid Betty is she's a bitch.
[upbeat dance music.]
That's it.
[upbeat dance music.]
Even Bianca won't fuck with her.
[upbeat dance music.]
That's the T.
[upbeat dance music.]
Wait, I want to put my stink all over this place.
[upbeat dance music.]
I'm excited to be here.
[upbeat dance music.]
Come on, like, before we all hate each other.
[upbeat dance music.]
[laughter.]
[upbeat dance music.]
[percussive music.]
[upbeat dance music.]
- Good morning.
[upbeat dance music.]
I didn't realize this was happening today.
[upbeat dance music.]
My name is Robbie Turner [upbeat dance music.]
and I'm the kindest queen you'll ever meet.
[upbeat dance music.]
I'm trying to give old classic Hollywood.
[upbeat dance music.]
Rita Hayworth hair, Jean Harlow robe.
[upbeat dance music.]
Gorgeous.
[upbeat dance music.]
- How long you been doing drag for? [upbeat dance music.]
- Going on 14.
- 14 years of drag? [upbeat dance music.]
- I know, can you imagine? I'm only 12.
[upbeat dance music.]
- You don't look old.
[upbeat dance music.]
- I know I don't.
[upbeat dance music.]
[futuristic music.]
[upbeat dance music.]
- Yes! - Oh! [upbeat dance music.]
- Yay! - Oh, Kim Chi! [upbeat dance music.]
- I came to chop through the competition.
[upbeat dance music.]
My name is Kim Chi and I came here to destroy everyone.
[upbeat dance music.]
With my makeup.
[upbeat dance music.]
I'm known for crazy, [upbeat dance music.]
over-the-top, pure anime fantasy.
[upbeat dance music.]
Oh, my God.
[cheering.]
[upbeat dance music.]
- Hi, I'm Naomi.
This is beautiful.
[upbeat dance music.]
Seeing Kim Chi on Instagram [upbeat dance music.]
for so long, double-tapping everything, [upbeat dance music.]
I'm fucking star-struck.
[upbeat dance music.]
- I want to go subtle with everything, so.
[upbeat dance music.]
I may come across as shy because I'm soft-spoken, [upbeat dance music.]
but donut come for me because I'll destroy you.
[upbeat dance music.]
Get it, donut? [upbeat dance music.]
[laughing.]
[upbeat dance music.]
[upbeat music.]
[upbeat dance music.]
- Whoo! [upbeat dance music.]
Thorgy with a TH and orgy and I feel incredible.
[upbeat dance music.]
My name is Thorgy and I'm 29 years old.
[upbeat dance music.]
I'm not 29 years old.
Where did that come from? [upbeat dance music.]
I'm colorful, I'm fun, and I'm a fashion clown.
[upbeat dance music.]
Whoo! [upbeat dance music.]
- O-M-baby Jesus.
[upbeat dance music.]
- My drag style is kind of incredibly eclectic.
[upbeat dance music.]
I can be campy, [upbeat dance music.]
but also I can be, like, fucking fierce.
[upbeat dance music.]
[cheers and applause.]
[upbeat dance music.]
Hi, guys! - Fuck you, Thorgy.
[upbeat dance music.]
- I know Acid Betty very well.
[upbeat dance music.]
Lord, it's gonna be the shit show.
[upbeat dance music.]
She's gonna be a lot.
She's gonna be extra.
[upbeat dance music.]
- Oh, really? [upbeat dance music.]
- She's gonna be a diva.
[upbeat dance music.]
[upbeat dance music.]
[upbeat dance music.]
- Ooh! - Girl.
[upbeat dance music.]
- NY in the house.
[upbeat dance music.]
- My name is Bob the Drag Queen and I am 29 years old.
[upbeat dance music.]
My drag is funny It's irreverent.
[upbeat dance music.]
What you see is what you get.
[upbeat dance music.]
My bodysuit says it all.
[upbeat dance music.]
You're welcome.
[upbeat dance music.]
[screaming and cheers.]
[upbeat dance music.]
- Yes! [upbeat dance music.]
- Take it! - Yeah! [upbeat dance music.]
- [screams.]
- Yeah! [upbeat dance music.]
- I'm hilarious, beautiful, talented, and humble.
[upbeat dance music.]
How are you? Now just one more.
[upbeat dance music.]
[screaming.]
[upbeat dance music.]
- The New York girls, they get really excited.
[upbeat dance music.]
And they just talk over one another.
[upbeat dance music.]
- Thorgy, you are-- - Whoo! [upbeat dance music.]
- Take it.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah! [upbeat dance music.]
- Too real.
[upbeat dance music.]
- New York, New York, New York, yeah, girl.
[upbeat dance music.]
- Oh.
[upbeat dance music.]
- Maybe some of the other queens are, like, [upbeat dance music.]
resentful that there's so much New York City representation.
[upbeat dance music.]
There's a reason New York City has some of the best [upbeat dance music.]
drag queens in the world [upbeat dance music.]
and that is a fact.
[upbeat dance music.]
This is a gag.
- The children don't even know.
[upbeat dance music.]
[laughter.]
[upbeat dance music.]
- All right, ladies.
[upbeat dance music.]
Let's turn up the juice and see what shakes loose.
[upbeat dance music.]
- Uh-oh, this is trouble.
[upbeat dance music.]
- Don't say "Beetlejuice" three times.
[upbeat dance music.]
- I'm Layla McQueen and I'm 22 years old.
[upbeat dance music.]
Layla is like a whorey, quasi-rock star.
[upbeat dance music.]
I don't want to say gothy, but like, gothy.
[upbeat dance music.]
- Hi.
- Hi.
[upbeat dance music.]
[cheers and applause.]
[upbeat dance music.]
- You had the smart idea.
[upbeat dance music.]
[laughter.]
[upbeat dance music.]
- I'm gonna tell you a story about flats.
[upbeat dance music.]
No.
[upbeat dance music.]
14 hours from now, we're all like, "Ugh, ow!" [upbeat dance music.]
- She's like Sketchers, it's the S.
[upbeat dance music.]
[laughter.]
[upbeat dance music.]
[purposeful piano music.]
[upbeat dance music.]
- Laissez les bon temps roulez.
[upbeat dance music.]
- What'd she say? [upbeat dance music.]
- My name is Chi Chi DeVayne [upbeat dance music.]
and I don't get ready, I stay ready.
[upbeat dance music.]
- Oh! - Hey! [upbeat dance music.]
- My drag is that real Southern [upbeat dance music.]
dragged out style of drag.
[upbeat dance music.]
Creole fish.
[upbeat dance music.]
It's like a whole 'nother level of drag right here.
[upbeat dance music.]
If you made it to "RuPaul's Drag Race," [upbeat dance music.]
you made it, honey.
[upbeat dance music.]
- Tell us about yourself.
[upbeat dance music.]
- Well, I'm a cheap queen.
[upbeat dance music.]
- She's on a budget.
[upbeat dance music.]
- Um, I don't mean cheap.
- Resourceful.
[upbeat dance music.]
- Yeah, resourceful.
[upbeat dance music.]
- Chi Chi walked in in a trash bag.
[upbeat dance music.]
Chi Chi will take herself out in a trash bag.
[upbeat dance music.]
[upbeat music.]
[upbeat dance music.]
- It's Derrick, bitch.
[upbeat dance music.]
[cheers and applause.]
[upbeat dance music.]
- Yeah! [upbeat dance music.]
- My name is Derrick Berry.
I'm 32 years old.
[upbeat dance music.]
I may look angelic, but I am not that innocent.
[upbeat dance music.]
I'm a Britney Spears impersonator.
[upbeat dance music.]
I impersonate her six nights a week [upbeat dance music.]
on the Las Vegas Strip.
[upbeat dance music.]
I would love to believe [upbeat dance music.]
that I'm the best Britney in the world.
[upbeat dance music.]
That's what people say.
[upbeat dance music.]
- Derrick, I'm so fucking excited.
[upbeat dance music.]
- Hey! - How are you? [upbeat dance music.]
- Derrick Berry is huge competition.
[upbeat dance music.]
She is a quasi-celebrity.
[upbeat dance music.]
- Hey, Derrick, I'm Bob.
- Bob? [upbeat dance music.]
- There's two boy names here this season, girl.
[upbeat dance music.]
- Alright, Bob and Derrick.
[upbeat dance music.]
- So, where you from? - Vegas girl.
[upbeat dance music.]
- Vegas girl.
[upbeat dance music.]
- Yeah, so place your bets on me if you like to gamble.
[upbeat dance music.]
- Is Beyoncé scared of Britney? Then Bob ain't scared of Derrick.
- Is Beyoncé scared of Britney? - Okay, I want to know who else did this.
- Is Beyoncé scared of Britney? Who else has been carb-free for two weeks? - Is Beyoncé scared of Britney? [chuckles.]
[siren blaring.]
[chuckles.]
- Shut up! - Ooh, girl! [chuckles.]
- This is it! [chuckles.]
- She done already done had herses.
[chuckles.]
- Let's go! [chuckles.]
- Welcome, ladies.
[chuckles.]
[cheers and applause.]
[chuckles.]
Now whether you're walking children in nature [chuckles.]
or feeling the shade of it all, [chuckles.]
the time has come for you to echa, echa, echa pa' lante, [chuckles.]
'cause, bitch, [chuckles.]
you may be from Chicago or Cameroon, [chuckles.]
but this is not RuPaul's Best Friend Race.
[chuckles.]
I have one thing to say.
[chuckles.]
May I call you Jiggly? [chuckles.]
[laughter.]
[chuckles.]
Hello, hello, hello.
[cheers and applause.]
Hello, hello, hello.
Beautiful.
Welcome, ladies.
Hello, hello, hello.
- Whoo! - Thank you.
Hello, hello, hello.
- Now, are you ready to make "herstory"? Hello, hello, hello.
all: Yes! Hello, hello, hello.
- Well, guess what? You already have.
Hello, hello, hello.
This is the 100th episode of "RuPaul's Drag Race.
" Hello, hello, hello.
[cheers and applause.]
Hello, hello, hello.
Isn't that crazy? Hello, hello, hello.
And Derrick Berry, Hello, hello, hello.
you are the 100th queen to prance into this workroom.
Hello, hello, hello.
- Wow! - Yes! Hello, hello, hello.
- Nice! - Congratulations.
Hello, hello, hello.
- Oh, my God, RuPaul just said my name.
Hello, hello, hello.
Like, freaked out.
Hello, hello, hello.
I feel like it's a new chapter.
Hello, hello, hello.
Now there's 1 to 99 and I open a new door with 100.
Hello, hello, hello.
It's crazy.
Hello, hello, hello.
- Now an occasion such as this Hello, hello, hello.
demands to be acknowledged on an epic scale.
Hello, hello, hello.
So I've arranged a photo shoot Hello, hello, hello.
with some extra special guest stars.
Hello, hello, hello.
I hope you're ready for your close-up Hello, hello, hello.
because if you get upstaged, Hello, hello, hello.
this 100th episode could be your last.
Hello, hello, hello.
[dramatic music.]
Hello, hello, hello.
- The stakes are high.
Hello, hello, hello.
Nobody wants to be the first drag queen voted off the island.
Hello, hello, hello.
Oh, snuff out your candle.
No! Hello, hello, hello.
- Now, let's go.
Hello, hello, hello.
- RuPaul's Drag Race Hello, hello, hello.
- The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race" Hello, hello, hello.
receives a one-year supply Hello, hello, hello.
of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics Hello, hello, hello.
and a cash prize of $100,000.
Hello, hello, hello.
With extra-special guest judge Nicole Richie.
Hello, hello, hello.
- RuPaul's Drag Race Hello, hello, hello.
- May the best woman, best woman win Hello, hello, hello.
- [laughter.]
[upbeat dance music.]
- [laughter.]
- [laughs.]
- [laughter.]
- Naysha Lopez, welcome, darling.
- [laughter.]
In honor of our 100th episode, - [laughter.]
I've gathered the champions of "RuPaul's Drag Race.
" - [laughter.]
BeBe Zahara Benet.
- [laughter.]
Tyra Sanchez.
- [laughter.]
Raja.
- [laughter.]
Sharon Needles.
- [laughter.]
- Boo.
- [laughter.]
- Chad Michaels.
- [laughter.]
Jinkx Monsoon.
- [laughter.]
Violet Chachki.
- [laughter.]
And Bianca Del Rio - [laughter.]
could not be here so we just hired a circus clown.
- [laughter.]
[party horn squeaks.]
- [laughter.]
- Oh, my God.
- [laughter.]
- Not really a god, but close enough.
- [laughter.]
- Now, for your first photo challenge, - [laughter.]
we are going to take some photographs - [laughter.]
with the great Mathu Andersen.
- [laughter.]
We're gonna find out if you have what it takes - [laughter.]
to stand amongst greatness.
- Got it.
- [laughter.]
- Going to the challenge, we're looking for - [laughter.]
that spark of individuality - [laughter.]
and we want to see who knows how to get - [laughter.]
their cream to rise to the top.
- [laughter.]
Face is on lock and go.
- [laughter.]
Body.
Face.
- [laughter.]
Naysha Lopez was adorable, incredible energy - [laughter.]
and she seemed quite comfortable quite quickly.
- [laughter.]
- Why, she's covered in black cock.
- [laughter.]
[laughter.]
- [laughter.]
Queens of a feather, stick together.
- [laughter.]
Acid Betty, we will see if you have what it takes - [laughter.]
to sit among the goddesses, all right? - [laughter.]
- Yes, RuPaul, very intimidating.
- [laughter.]
Sitting next to these wannabe ass drag queens.
- [laughter.]
[dramatic music.]
- [laughter.]
[camera shutter clicking.]
- [laughter.]
- Lovely.
Beautiful.
- [laughter.]
- Acid Betty, your pussy's on fire.
- [laughter.]
Chemical fire.
- [laughter.]
- Is that-- Oh, that's your face.
- [laughter.]
- Yes, yes.
- [laughter.]
- I'm surprised she didn't smack you.
- [laughter.]
- Acid Betty, that one - [laughter.]
you got to watch that one.
- [laughter.]
- Well, you passed the acid test, Betty.
- [laughter.]
Naomi Smalls.
- [laughter.]
- Hi, girl.
- Hey, girl.
- [laughter.]
- Go big, Naomi Smalls.
- Okay.
- [laughter.]
[upbeat music.]
- [laughter.]
- Oh, all of that right there.
Yeah.
- [laughter.]
- I think Naomi's done this once or twice.
- [laughter.]
- I have studied thousands fashion magazines.
- [laughter.]
Just let me pose and I'm happy.
- [laughter.]
- She has come to model.
- [laughter.]
- Naomi Smalls looks really hot.
- [laughter.]
She has a great ass, great legs, - [laughter.]
but she does have cliff hangers.
- [laughter.]
You see her toes, like, - [laughter.]
literally clinging onto the shoe.
- [laughter.]
Boner killer.
- [laughter.]
- Show me the winner.
- [laughter.]
- Robbie Turner.
- [laughter.]
- What? - [laughter.]
I am very excited to see Jinkx.
- [laughter.]
She's my Seattle homegirl.
She's our hometown hero.
- [laughter.]
You fucking bitch.
- [laughs.]
Hi.
- [laughter.]
- Yes, mother.
- [laughter.]
- In walks my sister, Robbie Turner, - [laughter.]
wearing the same wig.
- [laughter.]
Even though we're sisters, it's like, who's Beyoncé here? - [laughter.]
[clicks tongue.]
- [laughter.]
- Let's do this, one, two, three.
- [laughter.]
- [stammering.]
- [laughter.]
This sleeve happens to be in my light, darling.
- [laughter.]
- Well, you should move.
- [laughter.]
[laughter.]
- [laughter.]
- Know your place, bitch.
Season eight winner.
- [laughter.]
Season four winner.
- [laughter.]
Difference.
- [laughter.]
- Movie star glamour.
- [laughter.]
- Gorgeous.
- Welcome to my home.
- [laughter.]
Thank you, darling.
- [laughter.]
- Sharon, did she try to come for you? - [laughter.]
- Oh yeah, she came for me.
- [laughter.]
- Hi.
- Come through, Kim Chi.
- [laughter.]
- Hi girl.
- Oh, my God.
- [laughter.]
[camera shutter clicking.]
- [laughter.]
- Well, you're blocking Sharon a bit.
- [laughter.]
- Oh, sorry.
- [laughter.]
- Is she blocking Raja now? - She's blocking Raja now.
- [laughter.]
- Sorry.
- [laughter.]
- There you go.
What a considerate queen.
- [laughter.]
- [laughter.]
- Loving Kim Chi.
She's like JuJubee on steroids.
- [laughter.]
She was kind of giving me anime and I was loving it.
- [laughter.]
- Yes, give me anime-azing.
- [laughter.]
Next up, Thorgy Thor, here we go.
- [laughter.]
- Ah.
- [laughter.]
- It's time for a queen orgy, Thorgy.
- [laughter.]
- How 'bout this? - Oh! - [laughter.]
- Best smile all day.
[all laugh.]
- [laughter.]
- Thorgy's like this fireball that just came in.
- [laughter.]
I love her energy and I think - [laughter.]
gonna be really, really fun.
- [laughter.]
- Give me something bigger.
- Bigger? - [laughter.]
- Give me something bigger, bigger.
- [laughter.]
No, you just put your arms up in the air.
- [laughter.]
Bigger.
- Bigger.
- [laughter.]
- Oh, okay, yeah.
- Grow in size.
- [laughter.]
Whoo! [laughter.]
- [laughter.]
- Looking good, feeling Thorgeous.
- [laughter.]
Chi Chi DeVayne.
- [laughter.]
- My goodness.
- Garbage.
- [laughter.]
- You have no idea how many of those dresses - [laughter.]
Alaska left at my house.
- [laughter.]
- Really? - [laughter.]
- Ready to run with the big dogs? - [laughter.]
- I'm ready.
- Get it, trash.
- [laughter.]
- Prove to us that you're a champion.
- [laughter.]
- I'm gonna tell you something.
- [laughter.]
When your skirt covers up your whole legs - [laughter.]
and just leaves two little feet at the bottom, - [laughter.]
it makes me want to laugh, - [laughter.]
'cause it looks like you're this tall with little feet.
- [laughter.]
[laughter.]
- [laughter.]
Okay, that was my hot tip.
Carry on.
- [laughter.]
- Oh, there she is.
- [laughter.]
- There she is.
Nice.
- [laughter.]
- Pose the house down.
- [laughter.]
Dax ExclamationPoint.
- [laughter.]
- Get it.
- [laughter.]
- Show me your exclamation point.
- [laughter.]
- Yay.
- [laughter.]
- Oh.
- [laughter.]
You've got two left, so make it happen.
- [laughter.]
- Take it to the Dax.
- [laughter.]
Next up is Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
- [laughter.]
Or as I like to call her, Santially.
- [laughter.]
- Yes! - [laughter.]
I'm ready to show my cuckoo on everything else.
- [laughter.]
- Go.
Model, model for me.
- [laughter.]
- Escandelo.
- [laughter.]
Prove that you're a winner, baby.
- [laughter.]
- Gorgeous.
- [laughter.]
- You own everything.
- [laughter.]
Next, Bob the Drag Queen.
- [laughter.]
Little Kim up in the house.
- [laughter.]
- She's trying to keep it fresh and clean.
- [laughter.]
- Yes.
- [laughter.]
- Slappin' with Raja.
- Hey.
- [laughter.]
[laughter.]
- [laughter.]
- Yeah, you got two more left.
- [laughter.]
- I'll just looked shocked.
- [laughter.]
[laughter.]
- [laughter.]
How about we do like that black and white photo where no one-- - [laughter.]
- Nice.
- [laughter.]
Just keeping it editorial, real and art.
- [laughter.]
- Yes.
- [laughter.]
Thank you.
- [laughter.]
- I saw the tights and they were ripped.
- [laughter.]
- Next up, Layla McQueen.
- [laughter.]
- Ready, boom.
- [laughter.]
- Oh, okay.
- [laughter.]
- You remind me of a dog trying to get comfortable on the couch.
- [laughter.]
- Everyone is so gorgeous - [laughter.]
and here I am looking like a Beetlejuice trash bag - [laughter.]
and oh, my God.
- [laughter.]
It's intimidating for sure.
- [laughter.]
I can go anywhere? - [laughter.]
- Yeah, sure, yeah.
- Anywhere you want, girl.
- [laughter.]
- Ready, here we go.
- [laughter.]
- Oh, a nice.
She's a shy girl.
- [laughter.]
- Layla McQueen, - [laughter.]
I could have used a little more enthusiasm from her.
- [laughter.]
- She's like the Hamburglar scurrying around behind people.
- [laughter.]
[laughter.]
- [laughter.]
- Earn those stripes, girl.
- [laughter.]
From Las Vegas, Nevada, Derrick Berry.
- [laughter.]
- It's Britney, witch.
[laughs.]
- [laughter.]
- That's it, make them your backup dancers.
- [laughter.]
- Yes, you're gonna work this whole set, aren't you? - [laughter.]
- You know it.
- Atta girl.
- [laughter.]
[camera clicking.]
- [laughter.]
- Can I take this? - Sure, why not.
- [laughter.]
- Yeah.
- [laughter.]
- Yeah, you seem stronger than yesterday.
- [laughter.]
- Derrick completely used every last bit of that set - [laughter.]
and that's exactly what you do.
- [laughter.]
- This is the last shot.
- [laughter.]
Hit me baby, one more time.
- [laughter.]
Oh, she's toxic.
- [laughter.]
- Yeah! - [laughter.]
Yeah! - [laughter.]
- Whoo.
- [laughter.]
- That was amazing.
Did you guys have fun? - [laughter.]
- Whoo! - Oh, come on, boy Bob.
- [laughter.]
- The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me because I want to see what everybody looks like as a boy - The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me and fuck, everybody's so cute.
- The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me - Look at this butch motherfucker right here.
- The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me - This is my everyday look, hon.
- The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me - Layla out of drag, I want to sleep with.
- The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me I like little shorties.
Like, little husky shorties.
- The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me - Whoo.
- The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me - Oh, my God, that fucking Layla's ass is amazing.
- The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me I can't help it.
I'm such a top.
- The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me [upbeat music.]
- The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me - Betty, I still can't get over the gag of seeing you here.
- The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me - I know, I mean, it is because some people think I'm dead.
- The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me - Is that based on how you look or-- - The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me - It's how I treat people, so watch yourself.
- The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me - Oh.
- Oh.
- The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me - A lot of the queens are turning into hens in a henhouse.
- The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me They're like, "Oh, cluck, cluck.
" - The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me The competition has begun.
- The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me - Coming up, each of you will be assigned - The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me a legendary design challenge from a past season.
- The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me - Yes, this is the competition I came here for.
- The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me - Derrick Berry is not creative - The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me because he's impersonating someone else his whole life.
- The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me He will definitely have the hardest time - The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me with this challenge.
- [squeals.]
- The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me - [laughter.]
- The de-dragging process is the most exciting for me - [laughter.]
[upbeat music.]
- [laughter.]
- Ladies, over the past 99 episodes, - [laughter.]
I'm sure you've yelled at your TV, - [laughter.]
"Girl, I coulda slayed that challenge.
" - [laughter.]
Now it's your chance to prove it.
- [laughter.]
For this week's maxi challenge, - [laughter.]
each of you will be assigned a legendary design challenge - [laughter.]
from a past season.
- [laughter.]
It's your job to take the materials - [laughter.]
and make them your own.
- [laughter.]
To assign the looks, - [laughter.]
I'll choose one of your names at random.
- [laughter.]
In honor of the drag classic, - [laughter.]
"Priscilla, Queen of the Desert," - [laughter.]
I've asked Morgan McMichaels to assume the position.
- [laughter.]
[cheers and applause.]
- [laughter.]
[laughter.]
All right, Morgan, let 'er rip.
[laughter.]
[dramatic percussive music.]
[laughter.]
[cheers and applause.]
[laughter.]
All right, the winner is [laughter.]
Robbie Turner.
[laughter.]
[cheers and applause.]
[laughter.]
Now Robbie, you get to assign [laughter.]
all the queens' looks and choose your own.
[laughter.]
And now, it's time to bring back my girls.
[laughter.]
From season one, Shannel, [laughter.]
presenting the Drag on a Dime thrift store challenge.
[laughter.]
- Ow! - Yeah! [laughter.]
- Latrice Royale - Yes! [laughter.]
- Presenting our Pride Float challenge from season four.
[laughter.]
Next, Violet Chachki, [laughter.]
presenting the Money Ball from season three.
[laughter.]
- Ooh.
[laughter.]
- It's time to assign these three looks.
[laughter.]
All right, Robbie Turner, who gets Drag on a Dime? [laughter.]
- Um, Naysha.
[laughter.]
- Who gets Float Your Boat? [laughter.]
- Naomi.
[laughter.]
- Who gets Money Ball? [laughter.]
- Acid Betty.
- Wow! [laughter.]
- Yes, this is the competition I came here for.
[laughter.]
To show people that I can make something out of nothing.
[laughter.]
That is what I do.
[laughter.]
- Next up, Jinkx Monsoon - Yes! [laughter.]
- Presenting the Sugar Ball challenge from season 5.
[laughter.]
Isn't she sweet? [laughter.]
Tyra Sanchez - Gorgeous.
[laughter.]
- Presenting the Glitter Ball challenge from season six.
[laughter.]
Chad Michaels all: Ooh.
[laughter.]
- Presenting the Post Apocalyptic Couture challenge [laughter.]
from season four.
[laughter.]
[laughter.]
All right, Robbie, who gets Sugar Ball? [laughter.]
- Cynthia.
[laughter.]
- Cuckoo sugar for everybody here.
[laughter.]
- Azúcar.
[laughter.]
- Okay.
[laughter.]
- Who gets Glitter Ball? [laughter.]
- Chi Chi.
- That's a good one.
[laughter.]
- Who get Apocalyptic Couture? [laughter.]
- Layla.
[laughter.]
- Layla.
- Oh, wow.
[laughter.]
- Next up, it's Raja [all ooh.]
[laughter.]
Serving the Cake Couture challenge from season three.
[laughter.]
- Mmm.
[laughter.]
- Next up is BeBe Zahara Benet [laughter.]
presenting the Hair challenge from season three.
[laughter.]
Cameroon.
[laughter.]
Well, Hello, Kitty.
[laughter.]
Presenting the Hello Kitty Couture challenge [laughter.]
from season seven.
[laughter.]
Hey, kitty girl.
- Aww.
[laughter.]
- All right, Robbie, who gets Cake Couture? [laughter.]
- Thorgee.
- Yes, it's Thorgy.
[laughter.]
- Thorgy, fuck my life.
- [laughs.]
[laughter.]
- Who gets Hair Ball? [laughter.]
- Kim Chi.
[laughter.]
- And who gets Hello Kitty? [laughter.]
- Dax.
- [gasps.]
[laughter.]
Meow.
- Oh, my God.
[laughter.]
- Next up, we've got Raven - Raven! [laughter.]
- Presenting the Gone With the Window challenge [laughter.]
from season two.
[laughter.]
- Next up, the Pit Crew - Ohh.
[laughter.]
- Serving the Queen Who Mopped Christmas challenge [laughter.]
from season three.
[laughter.]
Christmas came early, girls.
[laughter.]
- Clearly, holy shit.
[laughter.]
- Next, the bitch is back, [laughter.]
and she brought Sharon Needles, [laughter.]
presenting the Bitch Ball challenge from season four.
[laughter.]
Sit, Sharon.
[laughter.]
- [growls and barks.]
[laughter.]
[laughter.]
[laughter.]
- Okay, Robbie, who gets Gone With the Window? [laughter.]
- Bob the Drag Queen.
- Yes.
[laughter.]
- Who's gonna get a big Christmas package? [laughter.]
- Derrick Berry.
- Yes.
[laughter.]
- And Robbie, does this mean you're going to be doing it [laughter.]
doggie style? [laughter.]
- Damn it.
[laughter.]
Can you believe I forget to pick a theme for myself? [laughter.]
Guess who gets stuck with the poodle? [laughter.]
[sighs.]
[laughter.]
- All right, ladies, well, [laughter.]
you've got some serious designing to do.
[laughter.]
Now if I've said this once, I've said it 100 times.
[laughter.]
Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
[laughter.]
[upbeat rock music.]
[upbeat rock music.]
- Yeah! - All right! [upbeat rock music.]
- Oh, my God.
- Let's do it.
[upbeat rock music.]
- All right, this is kind of interesting.
[upbeat rock music.]
- I'm super excited about this challenge [upbeat rock music.]
because I've watched every episode [upbeat rock music.]
and I can kill any one of these challenges.
[upbeat rock music.]
Whoo, this is fun.
[upbeat rock music.]
- Oh, these are shit bags.
[laughs.]
[upbeat rock music.]
So I'm looking through my materials [upbeat rock music.]
and I realize that a lot of these things [upbeat rock music.]
can't be made into clothing.
[upbeat rock music.]
Dog chew toys, ropes.
Huh.
[upbeat rock music.]
Fuck my life.
[upbeat rock music.]
You guys, I brought treats.
- [laughs.]
Dog treats.
[upbeat rock music.]
- It's just a couple of treats, you know.
[upbeat rock music.]
- Have you ever tasted one of those for real? [upbeat rock music.]
They're actually good.
[upbeat rock music.]
- You know, I'm from the South, we eat everything, honey.
[upbeat rock music.]
Possums, rats, raccoons.
- Possums? [upbeat rock music.]
- Speaking of, here's a beaver.
[upbeat rock music.]
- [laughs.]
I don't eat beaver.
[upbeat rock music.]
- Oh, too real.
[upbeat rock music.]
- Chi Chi's a fucking bumpkin.
[upbeat rock music.]
she's just country as fucking catfish sandwiches.
[upbeat rock music.]
She's like country.
[upbeat rock music.]
[upbeat rock music.]
- So I get the pride float challenge [upbeat rock music.]
and I got to drag this big ass boat [upbeat rock music.]
for my very first impression.
[upbeat rock music.]
- How heavy is that? [upbeat rock music.]
- Bitch, I don't even know if I can pick this up.
[upbeat rock music.]
- The skinniest, scrawniest girl.
[upbeat rock music.]
"Lift this down the runway.
" [upbeat rock music.]
- I can hardly lift anything.
[upbeat rock music.]
How am I going to carry that on the runway [upbeat rock music.]
and still walk as fierce as Naomi Campbell? [upbeat rock music.]
It's like the thing that covers up [upbeat rock music.]
the only thing I love about my body: my legs.
[upbeat rock music.]
Shit.
[upbeat rock music.]
- Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? - In a challenge about wearing curtains on your body? - Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? - Yeah.
- Sure.
- Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? - I got Gone With the Window - Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? and I'm excited because you get fabric.
- Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? It's ugly fabric, but hey, girl, at least I got fabric.
- Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? - This is nice.
- Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? Why don't you wear something like that? - Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? - Girl, I'm gonna look naked.
- You would disappear.
- Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? - I'm gonna look butt naked, that's why.
- Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? - Where did Bob go, girl? Where is she? - Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? ["12 Days of Christmas" playing.]
- Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? - There's so much stuff to use.
- Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? My theme for the challenge is The Queen Who Mopped Christmas.
- Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? Oh, my God.
[exhales.]
- Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? My strategy for this first challenge - Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? is to basically still come out with my Britney look.
- Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? Like, I just want to add to it.
- Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? - So what kind of vibe are you going for? - Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? - Like, this Christmas skirt.
- Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? Like a tree skirt, - Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? but then I don't know how to finish a whole outfit.
- Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? Girl.
- Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? - Derrick Berry is not creative, - Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? obviously because he's impersonating someone else - Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? his whole life.
- Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? He will definitely have - Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? the hardest time with this challenge.
- Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? - And I'm like stuck on what to do for the top.
- Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? [groans.]
- Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? - Coming up - Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? - I believe they call that serving it.
- Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? - Hello.
- Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? - Nicole, would you wear this? - Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? - Um - Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? - [laughter.]
- Do brown and green--do they go together, like those two? - [laughter.]
[upbeat music.]
- [laughter.]
- The maxi challenge this week - [laughter.]
is to design a garment - [laughter.]
based on past challenges - [laughter.]
that other queens from other seasons have already done.
- [laughter.]
- My theme is the Hair Ball.
- [laughter.]
- What are you doing? - [laughter.]
- So, do you remember the Givenchy collection - [laughter.]
with like, the big fur? - [laughter.]
- Yes.
- It's inspired by that.
- [laughter.]
I want to find a way to, like, celebrate this beige color.
- [laughter.]
- Oh, God, how can you celebrate that? - [laughter.]
- This material is going to be challenging to work with, - [laughter.]
especially because everything I have - [laughter.]
is a Florence Henderson shade of poop brown.
- [laughter.]
- There's so much stuff that I'm trying not to get overwhelmed and like, I got this and this and this and this and this.
- There's so much stuff that I'm trying not to get overwhelmed I don't do drag on a dime.
- There's so much stuff that I'm trying not to get overwhelmed I don't sew.
I'm a pageant girl.
- There's so much stuff that I'm trying not to get overwhelmed I brought so many beautiful garments.
- There's so much stuff that I'm trying not to get overwhelmed I spend money.
- There's so much stuff that I'm trying not to get overwhelmed I don't want to get lost with all the stuff that I got.
- There's so much stuff that I'm trying not to get overwhelmed You know what I mean? - There's so much stuff that I'm trying not to get overwhelmed There's a fucking piggy bank.
A piggy bank.
- There's so much stuff that I'm trying not to get overwhelmed Am I supposed to mount this shit on my head? - There's so much stuff that I'm trying not to get overwhelmed - Make it work, bitch.
Make it work.
- There's so much stuff that I'm trying not to get overwhelmed - Hello, hello, hello.
all: Hi.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- How's my dirty dozen? - Hello, hello, hello.
[laughter.]
- Hello, hello, hello.
Bob the Drag Queen.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- RuPaul.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- How did you get Bob the Drag Queen? - Hello, hello, hello.
How did that come about? - It's my dad's name.
- Hello, hello, hello.
My dad's name is The Drag Queen.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- [laughs.]
It's a family name.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Yeah, Bob stands for big old bottom, what! - Hello, hello, hello.
[laughter.]
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Well, you know it does pay to advertise.
- Hello, hello, hello.
Now which one did you get? - Hello, hello, hello.
- I got Gone With the Window.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Now do you know how to sew? - Hello, hello, hello.
- I'm not, like, the world's best sewer, - Hello, hello, hello.
but I know how to slap a garment together.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- So, you're not the world's greatest sewer.
- Hello, hello, hello.
What are you the world's greatest? - Hello, hello, hello.
- I'm a stand-up comedian.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Who's your competition? - Hello, hello, hello.
- You know, Ru, I don't want to sound so, uh, stereotypical.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Do, do it, it's between us.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- I don't-- I don't have competition - Hello, hello, hello.
because no one here does what I do.
- Hello, hello, hello.
I learned from listening to your podcast - Hello, hello, hello.
with you and Michelle, - Hello, hello, hello.
that there really is no reason to pretend to be modest.
- Hello, hello, hello.
I'm fucking funny.
I'm really funny.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Let the world know.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- First name, Bob, last name, The Drag Queen.
- Hello, hello, hello.
Can she turn it? Yes, she can.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- [laughing.]
- Hello, hello, hello.
- It's true, girl.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- All right, I'm gonna let you get back to work.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Thank you, Ru.
Thank you.
- All right.
- Hello, hello, hello.
Acid Betty.
- RuPaul.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- How you doing? - Hello, hello, hello.
- I'm gagging that you just said my name.
- Hello, hello, hello.
I'm so honored to be here.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Yes, now tell me about the Brooklyn drag scene.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Well, some of them are here.
Thorgy Thor is here.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Are you guys friends or are you friendly rivals? - Hello, hello, hello.
- We're definitely friends.
We've never worked together.
- Hello, hello, hello.
I actually haven't worked with a lot of queens in Brooklyn - Hello, hello, hello.
because I mostly work in Manhattan.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Is that a read? - It could be.
- Hello, hello, hello.
[laughter.]
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Describe for me what Brooklyn drag is.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Technically, I guess, Brooklyn drag right now - Hello, hello, hello.
is unpolished, um, hairy, - Hello, hello, hello.
so I try and elevate myself and shave my beard.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Uh-huh, all right.
Now, what challenge did you get? - Hello, hello, hello.
- The Money Ball.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Right, do you know how to sew? - Hello, hello, hello.
- I do, but this is, like, paper and glue.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Now, I don't see any paper or glue yet.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- So I'm trying to build a base first - Hello, hello, hello.
and then attach the paper, the money to it.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Right.
- Hello, hello, hello.
All right, I'm gonna let you get back to work.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Thank you, RuPaul.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Layla McQueen.
- What's going on, lady? - Hello, hello, hello.
- Which challenge did you get? - I got the Rupocalypse.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Rupocalypse! So what do you have planned? - Hello, hello, hello.
- Um, I was given, like, a few plastic hands - Hello, hello, hello.
and then like, a shit-ton of camouflage.
- Hello, hello, hello.
I think camouflage - Hello, hello, hello.
is a disgusting component of human culture.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Okay, yeah.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Um, I'd really like to play with the whole, like, - Hello, hello, hello.
deconstruction, like, jagged shapes and like - Hello, hello, hello.
Um - Hello, hello, hello.
- Rough around the edges.
- Yeah.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Now tell me, how are you feeling? - Hello, hello, hello.
You seem a little shy.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- I am and we started this day kind of - Hello, hello, hello.
It was--it was all-- it was a lot.
- Hello, hello, hello.
But now, I'm, like, getting into the groove.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Well, listen, you better get your shit together - Hello, hello, hello.
because there's some very competitive girls here.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Oh, good.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- All right, Layla, I can't wait to see it.
- Hello, hello, hello.
Thanks.
- Hello, hello, hello.
All right, listen up, ladies.
- Hello, hello, hello.
Tomorrow on the main stage, - Hello, hello, hello.
we'll decide how you measured up.
- Hello, hello, hello.
Good luck and don't fuck it up.
- Hello, hello, hello.
All right.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Oh, my God.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Timing is not my friend right now.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Now I get why girls have emotional breakdowns.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Amen.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Everyone is freaking out - Hello, hello, hello.
because in the back of everyone's mind, - Hello, hello, hello.
while they're working on their outfits, - Hello, hello, hello.
is, "Fuck, I do not want to go home first.
" - Hello, hello, hello.
[dramatic music.]
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Coming up - Hello, hello, hello.
[fabric rips.]
- [gasps.]
- Hello, hello, hello.
My fucking panties just ripped.
- Hello, hello, hello.
I'm going into panic mode right now.
- Hello, hello, hello.
This some bullshit.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- I have no clue how she's gonna fix this outfit.
- Hello, hello, hello.
I think she's done.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- Shit.
- Hello, hello, hello.
- [laughter.]
- Hello, hello, hello.
- [laughter.]
[upbeat music.]
- [laughter.]
- Whoo, we're back.
- [laughter.]
- Hello, couture.
- [laughter.]
- This thing is too big.
- [laughter.]
And that's not normally a complaint.
- [laughter.]
Today is our very first runway - [laughter.]
and everyone is just trying to get their shit done.
- [laughter.]
So I'm not the only one stressing.
- [laughter.]
- And I'm burning myself, - [laughter.]
and I'm burning myself, and I'm burning myself.
- [laughter.]
- Well stop burning yourself and shut up.
- [laughter.]
- Did you have to change anything? - [laughter.]
- Nothing major, - [laughter.]
but I made this clutch, which I'm very proud of.
- [laughter.]
- Oh, my God.
- [laughter.]
- It is a known fact that a lady do carry a bag to dinner.
- [laughter.]
This purse is hideous, but I'm using it.
- [laughter.]
- I think it goes with the look though.
- [laughter.]
- That was shade! - [laughter.]
- No! I think it's cute.
- [laughter.]
- Kim, you are shady.
- [laughter.]
- I'm not, I think it's cute.
- [laughter.]
- Get away from me, Shade Chi.
- [laughter.]
- [laughter.]
- I actually do a lot of pageants, - [laughter.]
and I won this pageant.
- [laughter.]
It's an international pageant.
It's called Miss Continental - [laughter.]
and it is one of the most prestigious pageants.
- [laughter.]
- I've heard of it.
- [laughter.]
- Yeah, so I'm a former Miss Continental.
- [laughter.]
- That's awesome.
- Yeah.
- [laughter.]
- I hate pageants.
- [laughter.]
Girl, I've done, like, two pageants.
- [laughter.]
- And you didn't win them and that's why you hate pageants.
- [laughter.]
- Exactly.
- [laughter.]
- I knew it.
I knew it.
- [laughter.]
That always happens to someone who don't win.
- [laughter.]
- Bitch, I was robbed.
- [laughter.]
Like, to me, pageants are all about the who's who of drag.
- [laughter.]
- You know how many people who would tell me, - [laughter.]
"You're not gonna win the pageant.
- [laughter.]
Why are you wasting your money? Why are you doing that?" - [laughter.]
- Yeah, but you're gambling, you're gambling your money.
- [laughter.]
- Anything you do is a gamble, remember that.
- [laughter.]
Are you really living if you're like, - [laughter.]
"Well, I'm not going to do it - [laughter.]
because I don't know the outcome.
" - [laughter.]
Really? - [laughter.]
This is the thing, you don't have to compromise - [laughter.]
who you are when you do stuff.
- [laughter.]
You get what I'm saying? Be you.
- [laughter.]
It just sucks that pageants get such a bad rap.
- [laughter.]
I owe a whole lot of my work ethic - [laughter.]
and who I am to pageant experiences.
- [laughter.]
- You've given me a different outlook on pageants, - [laughter.]
but, girl, I still hate them.
- [laughter.]
- [laughs.]
- [laughter.]
- So, Derrick, how long have you been doing Britney? - [laughter.]
- I started on Halloween 2003.
- [laughter.]
- And how long you been doing drag? - [laughter.]
- Halloween 2003.
- [laughter.]
I've been doing Britney for 12 years - [laughter.]
and I think a lot of other girls - [laughter.]
are not going to think I can do anything else, - [laughter.]
and maybe the judges even.
- [laughter.]
I have to prove that I can do more than Britney.
- [laughter.]
- I've found there's two breeds of queen.
- [laughter.]
There's Halloween queens and there's pride queens.
- [laughter.]
I was a pride queen.
- Really? - [laughter.]
- I, like, started drag on Gay Pride wearing, - [laughter.]
like, shitty potato sack - [laughter.]
and a wig from, you know, who knows where.
- [laughter.]
- Was that this Pride? - [laughter.]
- How dare you? [laughter.]
- [laughter.]
Oh you little bitch, how dare you.
- [laughter.]
- Oh, Layla! - [laughter.]
- It's all fun and jokes until someone gets sent home, girl.
- [laughter.]
- Mm-mm.
No, ma'am.
- [laughter.]
- [laughter.]
- How long have you been doing drag? - [laughter.]
- I've been doing drag for two and a half years.
- [laughter.]
- Does your family support your drag? - [laughter.]
- My family doesn't know that I do drag.
- [laughter.]
- They don't know? - Really? - [laughter.]
- No.
- At all? - [laughter.]
- Like, my mom thinks I'm a makeup artist.
- [laughter.]
- Has your mother ever seen you in drag ever, - [laughter.]
like pictures or anything? - [laughter.]
- Well, I've shown her pictures of me in drag - [laughter.]
and she thinks they're, like, makeup jobs that I did.
- [laughter.]
She doesn't recognize that it's me.
- [laughter.]
- Stop.
- Really? - [laughter.]
- Yeah.
- [laughter.]
I guess I'm worried about my mom finding out - [laughter.]
that I did drag because growing up, - [laughter.]
I always felt like I could never be a model child - [laughter.]
that all Asian mothers want.
- [laughter.]
I've already disappointed her so many times in her life.
- [laughter.]
She could even stop talking to me.
- [laughter.]
And - [laughter.]
And you know, I'm just scared of letting her down again.
- What foundation do you like to use? - Girl, like, somebody gave me this.
- What foundation do you like to use? And they was just like, "This look like your color.
" - What foundation do you like to use? So, I'm like, "Okay.
" - What foundation do you like to use? - How long you been in drag? - Five years.
- What foundation do you like to use? - And you're not brand loyal yet? - What foundation do you like to use? - No ma'am, I use whatever cost a dollar or free.
- What foundation do you like to use? - I want to be like the Anna Wintour of drag.
- What foundation do you like to use? - Wait, if you're the Nomi, - What foundation do you like to use? then, uh,--who does that-- - What foundation do you like to use? am I the older one in "Showgirls"? - What foundation do you like to use? - I'm Naomi, not Nomi.
- What foundation do you like to use? - Oh, then that's perfect.
- What foundation do you like to use? - Come on, Naomi Shambles.
- What foundation do you like to use? Work the runway, girl.
- What foundation do you like to use? Naomi Shambles on the runway, girl.
- What foundation do you like to use? Knees clackin', clickity clackin, boom.
- What foundation do you like to use? God, Bob and his mouth.
He is like madness.
- What foundation do you like to use? - I love it.
- Do you really? - What foundation do you like to use? - He's like a talking head.
- What foundation do you like to use? - When I'm trying to concentrate, - What foundation do you like to use? I really don't need, like, someone - What foundation do you like to use? trying to, like, crack one-liners all the time.
- What foundation do you like to use? Especially when they're not always funny.
- What foundation do you like to use? - Well, he's a comedian, which means I say 300 jokes, - What foundation do you like to use? four of them are funny.
- What foundation do you like to use? - I guess, like I'm just used to, like, getting ready - What foundation do you like to use? with girls who's just like, loud and like, you know.
- What foundation do you like to use? - And see, I get ready alone.
- What foundation do you like to use? - Y'all know we ain't got no insurance, now sit down.
- What foundation do you like to use? - What foundation do you like to use? [fabric rips.]
- What foundation do you like to use? - [gasps.]
- What foundation do you like to use? - What's the matter girl? Speak it out.
- What foundation do you like to use? - I go to put on my outfit and what happens? - What foundation do you like to use? Pop.
My outfit has just ripped apart.
- What foundation do you like to use? Oh, God, I'm having a meltdown.
- What foundation do you like to use? [sewing machine buzzing.]
- What foundation do you like to use? Uh, that don't work.
This some bullshit.
- What foundation do you like to use? My fucking panties just ripped at the last second.
- What foundation do you like to use? And it's all coming apart.
- What foundation do you like to use? - This fabric, for some reason, - What foundation do you like to use? will not catch the bottom thread.
- What foundation do you like to use? - This is some bullshit.
- What foundation do you like to use? Shit.
- What foundation do you like to use? I am going into panic mode right now.
- What foundation do you like to use? Girl, you cannot go home, not on the first day.
- What foundation do you like to use? I want this so freaking bad.
- What foundation do you like to use? Like, I'm so distraught, - What foundation do you like to use? I don't even know what I'm doing now.
- What foundation do you like to use? - I have no clue how she's gonna fix this outfit.
- What foundation do you like to use? I think she's done.
- What foundation do you like to use? I hope you know the lip synch song, - What foundation do you like to use? 'cause your outfit is crumbling before your hands.
- What foundation do you like to use? - Fuck.
- What foundation do you like to use? - [laughter.]
- What foundation do you like to use? - [laughter.]
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- Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
Head to toe let your whole body talk ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
And what.
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[laughter.]
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Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race.
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Michelle Visage, happy 100th.
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- Happy birthday, gorgeous.
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- Style superstar, Carson Kressley.
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- You look amazing for 100.
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- I know, I don't look a day over 95.
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- Thank you Doctor Zizmor.
- Yes.
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- And the straight talking, Ross Mathews.
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Now, on a scale from one to 100, how excited are you? ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
- Like, dragzillion.
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- And the fabulous Nicole Richie.
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Hey, kitty girl.
- Hi, gorge.
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Your dress is very "Wizard of Oz.
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- Are you a good witch or a bad witch? ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
- Or a sandwich.
[laughter.]
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- This week, our queens posed with Drag Race champions.
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And tonight, ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
they're debuting their own creations ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
based on a design challenge ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
from the anals of "RuPaul's Drag Race.
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Michele, did I say that right? ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
- Eh.
- Eh, close enough.
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Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win.
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[upbeat music.]
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- The realness ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
First up, Acid Betty, Money Ball.
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Well, bitch better have my money.
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- I do freaky drag and I think I do it the best.
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The drag scene should not be homogenized ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
and not everyone should look the same.
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Therefore, Acid Betty is here to represent.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, make it rain.
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- Don't you love when you just find a dollar ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
in your dress pocket? ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
- Yes.
- Didn't know this was here.
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- Cash is queen, I own everything.
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Bob the Drag Queen, Gone with The Window.
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- Yes, honey, lead with the bag.
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I love it.
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- This outfit shows that I have the ability ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
to make a finished garment.
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The fabric is hideous, but the construction is everything.
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I'm living my dream with this ugly purse that I made.
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- No shade, but that dress looks like ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
it was made out of curtains.
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- It's very Butterfly McQueen.
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- Frankly my dear, I don't give a dental damn.
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- Dax ExclamationPoint, Hello Kitty.
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- Hello, Herve Leger.
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- Hello, Angeline.
- Meow.
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- This outfit is totally me.
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I love Hello Kitty.
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Anything a 12-year-old Asian girl wants, I want it more.
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I feel like a neon '80s nightmare and I love it.
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- I do love a pink pussy.
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- It's better than a purple one.
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- Why it got to be purple? ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
- Naysha Lopez, Drag on a Dime.
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- Fashion sure is changing.
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- I am serving Greek goddess, ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
giving you face for the gods.
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Face, body, glamour.
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And I am definitely serving that all right now.
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- Peek-a-Ru, I see you.
- Uh-huh.
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- A dress that makes cents.
- Not dollars.
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- A dollar make me holler.
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Kim Chi, Hair Ball.
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- [clears throat.]
[laughs.]
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- You got a little-- ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
Someone's in a furry.
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- I made a lion outfit inspired by Givenchy.
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I turned these ratty, dirty blonde wigs ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
into a golden treasure.
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This outfit is big, grand, and conceptual.
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It's Kim Chi.
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- She stepped that pussy up.
- Meow.
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- Cynthia Lee Fontaine, Sugar Ball.
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- Gumdrop it like it's hot.
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- I feel like a goddess of the snow.
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My "corselet" is just sickening.
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It's sugar, azúcar.
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Are you ready for my cuckoo? ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
- Yeah.
- Yes.
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- Now see, that's the real sugar right there.
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- She's serving cake.
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- That's her sugar walls.
- Whoa! ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
- Naomi Smalls, Float Your Boat.
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- Washington's cross-dressing the Delaware.
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- She has my dream chest.
- Yeah.
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- I'm trying to give you '90s supermodel walk ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
and this boat is covering half of it.
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When I can finally step out of this boat, ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
that's when the judges can really see ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
the true Naomi Smalls.
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- Land ho.
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- I am giving you Naomi Campbell ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
strutting down a Versace runway.
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- Legzilla.
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- Oh, oh that, yeah.
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That boat looks heavy.
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Are there any seamen to help her? ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
- Where are they? ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
- The seamen are all below deck.
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- Chi Chi DeVayne, Glitter Ball.
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- You know I always say, when life hands you disco balls ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
- Oh.
- What do you do? ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
- You make an outfit.
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- Yeah.
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- After my little meltdown, ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
I'm just gonna roll with the punches ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
and I'm really feeling this disco queen kind of vibe.
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It's a dream come true.
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- That's a disco ball? ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
I thought that was a fabulous globe.
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- Yes.
- It's her ring.
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- I thought it was a Judith Leiber bag.
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Cocktail bag.
- Balls to the walls.
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- Thorgy Thor, Red Velvet Cake Couture.
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- I'm hungry for that creamy middle.
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- This is feeling a little menstrual.
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- I'm glad you said it and I didn't.
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- I don't wear gowns, ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
but for this challenge I just wanted to feel decadent ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
and I still kept with my cartoon hair, ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
giving you cream cheese realness.
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- Oh, happy birthday! ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
- Have her cake and serve it too.
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- Robbie Turner, Bitch Ball.
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Who let the dogs out? ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
- I love two bitches on a runway.
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- I think I'm looking more like a sheep than a poodle.
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The dog is looking at me like, ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
"Get me the fuck out of here.
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I'm looking at the dog like, ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
"Get me the fuck out of here.
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This is not going well.
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- Bow wow wow.
- Yippee yo, yippee yay.
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- I give this look about a canine out of 10.
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- Uh-huh, she's fade and she's throwing shade.
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- Those bitches are over it.
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- Derrick Berry, The Queen Who Mopped Christmas.
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- Well, hey, y'all.
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- I'm giving you Christmas in Vegas.
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I'm representing showgirls.
I'm serving body.
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But I'm also giving comedy.
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- Whoa! - Ho, ho, ho.
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- She's trimming her bush.
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- Is that mistletoe or camel toe.
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- I respect that.
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- She's putting the X back in Xmas.
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- Yes, she is.
- Oops, she's doing it again.
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- Layla McQueen, Apocalyptic Couture.
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Now, her pussy's not on fire, but her shoulder is.
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- This look is classic Layla.
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I'm loving this cute little jacket I made.
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I'm giving you, like, a post-apocalyptic, ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
like, devil commander, like, she's coming up, ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
the world is over and I'm here to take over.
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- The thigh's the limit.
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- Layla McQueen, Beyond Thunderdome.
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Welcome, ladies.
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I feel like I just saw my whole life flash before my eyes.
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[laughter.]
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Now, ladies, when I call your name, please step forward.
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Bob the Drag Queen.
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Dax ExclamationPoint.
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Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
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Chi Chi DeVayne.
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Thorgy Thor.
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You are all ["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
Safe.
- Thank you.
- And for the 100th time, - Thank you.
safe is not a word I associate - Thank you.
with America's Next Drag Superstar.
- Thank you.
Now you may leave the stage.
- Thank you.
Time for the judges critiques.
Coming up Time for the judges critiques.
- You're literally a blob.
Time for the judges critiques.
- Don't stand on that stage Time for the judges critiques.
and tell us it's the first dress you made.
Time for the judges critiques.
- Do you think that you deserve to be in the bottom? Time for the judges critiques.
- [laughter.]
[laughter.]
- Ladies, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.
[laughter.]
Now it's time for the judges critiques.
[laughter.]
Acid Betty.
[laughter.]
- I love that you're different.
[laughter.]
Every inch was kind of covered with a thought.
[laughter.]
To me, that's what drag is about.
[laughter.]
- And then the photo, [laughter.]
you seem like you're a little bit more of the avant-garde, [laughter.]
artsy, like, you're giving me Tunnel 1993.
[laughter.]
I was there.
- I might've seen you there.
[laughter.]
- You might've.
Great job.
[laughter.]
- Thank you Acid Betty.
Next up, Naysha Lopez.
[laughter.]
- You're gorgeous.
- Thank you.
[laughter.]
- You're giving me Eva Longoria, Miss America.
[laughter.]
Your makeup is stunning.
[laughter.]
- I think, Naysha, you're beautiful, [laughter.]
but when you're part of an ensemble photo, [laughter.]
you really want to stand out.
[laughter.]
The dark hair and the dark top, [laughter.]
I don't think it works in this picture.
[laughter.]
- I have a pet peeve with seeing undergarments.
[laughter.]
So when you turn around I see illusion net.
[laughter.]
Give me the full illusion.
[laughter.]
- That big gold piece just makes you look thick [laughter.]
and I just don't think it looks good.
[laughter.]
- This is actually the first garment I've ever made.
[laughter.]
I don't really sew.
[laughter.]
I felt like it was wearable [laughter.]
and, you know, I got the challenge down.
[laughter.]
- All right, well, thank you very much.
[laughter.]
Next up, Kim Chi.
- Hi.
[laughter.]
- Your photo is pretty fabulous.
[laughter.]
And I really like your runway look.
[laughter.]
You are giving me, like, [laughter.]
this Cowardly Lion anime ferociousness.
[laughter.]
I think it totally worked.
[laughter.]
- The artistry on your face is just like geometric orgasm.
[laughter.]
I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt [laughter.]
and say the walk was a character choice.
[laughter.]
- Every time I'm wearing something different, [laughter.]
I'm living whatever fantasy of the outfit I've got going on.
[laughter.]
In my personal eyes, I'm an anime character [laughter.]
who works as a high fashion model.
[laughter.]
- You're just a total nerd.
[laughter.]
- I am.
- I love that.
[laughter.]
- And by the way, I like that you kept your areolas bald.
[laughter.]
The breasts are the windows to the soul, for sure.
[laughter.]
[laughter.]
[laughter.]
- Nicole, would you wear this? [laughter.]
- I would definitely wear it.
[laughter.]
- Where would you wear this? [laughter.]
- Um, probably school drop off.
[laughter.]
- Okay, yeah.
[laughter.]
Thank you, Kim Chi.
[laughter.]
Next up, Naomi Smalls.
[laughter.]
- I love that you are rocking a boy chest.
[laughter.]
You're giving me like, '70s "Studio 54.
" [laughter.]
- Michele, how do you like her hair? [laughter.]
- Very pretty, only my hairline's not clockable.
[laughter.]
- Okay, all right.
[laughter.]
- The Pride Float was beautifully decorated, [laughter.]
but it became really cumbersome.
[laughter.]
And I almost saw you thinking, [laughter.]
"I have to get back in that boat and strap it on.
" [laughter.]
And I'm saying that about the boat.
[laughter.]
- Yeah, I know, how many times have you said that in your life? [laughter.]
- Girl.
- Yeah.
[laughter.]
- But the picture.
Hello? [laughter.]
- And it's a big butt.
[laughter.]
- That is a big butt.
[laughter.]
- I believe they call that serving it.
[laughter.]
- Okay.
[laughter.]
- That needs to come through with everything that you do, [laughter.]
whether you're dragging a 50-pound boat with you or not.
[laughter.]
- Next up, Robbie Turner.
[laughter.]
- Your photo, I loved, [laughter.]
because you're giving me kind of funny glamour there.
[laughter.]
- You chose fur? - It's like a fringe.
[laughter.]
- Fringy kind of carpety-looking stuff.
[laughter.]
You're literally a blob.
[laughter.]
We lose all shape and from the side, it's even worse.
[laughter.]
- And you got to choose your challenge.
[laughter.]
- I actually forgot that I-- to choose one for myself.
[laughter.]
I didn't have my '40s dress pattern, [laughter.]
but I was trying to figure it out, like, [laughter.]
at the last minute.
[laughter.]
So, it was like a series of misfortunate events.
[laughter.]
- Do you think that you deserve to be in the bottom.
[laughter.]
- Um, no, I think my personality is winning.
[laughter.]
- All right, well, thank you very much, Robbie Turner.
[laughter.]
Next up, Derrick Berry.
[laughter.]
- Your look tonight, it's adorable.
[laughter.]
I will say it's pretty simple.
[laughter.]
- I like the comedic moment [laughter.]
where you trimmed your holiday bush.
[laughter.]
- I love a bush on the front door, [laughter.]
but on the back door not so much.
[laughter.]
- No.
- Definitely not berries.
[laughter.]
[laughter.]
[laughter.]
- And then your photo, [laughter.]
like, everyone in this photo [laughter.]
looks like they're your backup dancers [laughter.]
and you're the star.
[laughter.]
- Wow.
- We've seen Britney now.
[laughter.]
My personal challenge to you [laughter.]
is to show me everything else but Britney.
[laughter.]
- Okay.
- We love your Britney.
[laughter.]
I do want to see more of it, [laughter.]
but we do want to see other things.
[laughter.]
- I want more! [laughter.]
- And I'll give you more.
[laughter.]
[laughter.]
[laughter.]
- You can't help yourself, can you? [laughter.]
- Up next, Layla McQueen.
[laughter.]
- Hi, Layla.
- Hey, bitch.
[laughter.]
- I love the shoulder detail.
[laughter.]
- Did you sew that? [laughter.]
- I sewed the jacket, yes.
[laughter.]
- That's pretty impressive.
- Thank you.
[laughter.]
- But I felt like the bottom half was just a cop out.
[laughter.]
- This was a really fun category I think to like, [laughter.]
do, like, totally, like, singe.
[laughter.]
To me, it's just like, Wynonna Judd opened the oven [laughter.]
too quickly and got a little, like, you know, [laughter.]
burnt on the outside.
[laughter.]
- In the picture we lose you crumpling up into a ball.
[laughter.]
You're with all these kind of legendary people [laughter.]
and it's almost like your body's saying "I'm not worthy.
" [laughter.]
[dramatic music.]
[laughter.]
- Do you think that your missteps [laughter.]
would warrant you in the bottom? [laughter.]
- I think I have a lot more to show [laughter.]
and I don't think that I am [laughter.]
the least put together.
[laughter.]
- Who do you think is the least put together? [laughter.]
- I think Naomi.
Her look is very plain.
[laughter.]
- Do you agree with that, Naomi? [laughter.]
- No.
I tried to take something that was from a past season [laughter.]
and make it new and fresh.
[laughter.]
- Well, thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
[laughter.]
While you untuck backstage, [laughter.]
the judges and I will deliberate.
[laughter.]
[tense music.]
[laughter.]
Alright now, just between us squirrel friends, [laughter.]
what do you think? Let's start with Acid Betty.
[laughter.]
- I love Acid Betty.
[laughter.]
she's a little bit dangerous, she's rock 'n' roll.
[laughter.]
- In the photo she looks great, but she is this punk girl.
[laughter.]
Like, give me a little screaming [laughter.]
Ahh! Tongue out punkness.
[laughter.]
- I don't hate her photo, and like her name implies, [laughter.]
she's kind of a trip and she's a little East Village.
[laughter.]
- Well, you know, I did a lot of antacid in the 60s [laughter.]
and I think that Acid Betty really represents that.
[laughter.]
[laughter.]
[laughter.]
Alright, Naysha Lopez.
[laughter.]
- Her photo, unfortunately, I think she got lost.
[laughter.]
- And also, don't stand on that stage [laughter.]
and tell us it's the first dress you made.
[laughter.]
- I mean, this is not the place you make your first dress.
[laughter.]
- Girl.
- You make your first dress [laughter.]
when you learn that you're gonna come on the show.
[laughter.]
- Or you make them when your mom's at work [laughter.]
and you're in the sixth grade.
- [laughs.]
[laughter.]
All right, next up, Kim Chi.
[laughter.]
- I love the photograph.
[laughter.]
She was kind of the queen of the castle [laughter.]
in this anime jungle.
[laughter.]
Everything about her tonight made me happy, [laughter.]
except for that lumbering walk.
[laughter.]
- Right, because she was serving a little bit [laughter.]
of Sasquatch on the runway.
[laughter.]
- Sasquatch that walk.
[laughter.]
- You can say Yeti that walk.
[laughter.]
- Yeti that walk.
[laughter.]
[laughter.]
- Next up, Naomi Smalls.
[laughter.]
- I love that she looks like she might faint at any moment.
[laughter.]
- All I saw was a really tiny thing [laughter.]
lumbering with a heavy ass boat.
[laughter.]
- I kind of like the contrast of her like, [laughter.]
fumbling with the boat.
[laughter.]
It's like a cartoon of an ant [laughter.]
carrying a giant piece of cheese.
[laughter.]
- [chuckles.]
Yeah.
[laughter.]
- Well, that's the picture of the day.
[laughter.]
It says, "bow down bitches.
" [laughter.]
- If she doesn't bring the photo her [laughter.]
to this her, to me, she's gone.
[laughter.]
- Moving on down to Robbie Turner.
[laughter.]
- This look in her photo is probably her go to look.
[laughter.]
It's that Carole Lombard meets Carol Burnett.
[laughter.]
Superstar from the 20s.
[laughter.]
- But what we saw today was basic.
[laughter.]
- Yes, she said she forgot to choose [laughter.]
a category for herself.
[laughter.]
- The dog ate my category.
[laughter.]
- A dingo ate my category.
[laughter.]
- Quite honestly, if she put any creativity [laughter.]
into that, she could've turned it out [laughter.]
and that's a shame because I like [laughter.]
what I saw in the picture.
[laughter.]
- Let's move on down to Derrick Berry.
[laughter.]
- Her Britney is amazing.
[laughter.]
- You know he can nail the Britney thing.
[laughter.]
I mean, the photo was phenomenal.
[laughter.]
- I'm glad she brought it the first episode.
[laughter.]
Now bring Derrick Berry to the table.
[laughter.]
- But don't you want to see a little bit more Britney? [laughter.]
- Yes, we'll get more Britney.
[laughter.]
- Layla McQueen.
[laughter.]
- She did the most basic bottom half to that.
[laughter.]
I expect so much more.
[laughter.]
- This is season eight and the bar has been raised so high.
[laughter.]
There was just nothing standing out for me.
[laughter.]
- The worst picture of the week, by far, [laughter.]
but I find her interesting because she is an artist.
[laughter.]
That warrants a second chance to me.
[laughter.]
- Silence.
[laughter.]
I've made my decision.
Bring back my girls.
[laughter.]
[laughter.]
[laughter.]
- [laughter.]
Welcome back ladies.
I've made some decisions.
- [laughter.]
[dramatic music.]
- [laughter.]
Acid Betty, - [laughter.]
you put your money where your mouth is - [laughter.]
and where your ass is - [laughter.]
and where your chest is.
[laughter.]
- [laughter.]
You're safe.
- Thank you.
- [laughter.]
- Kim Chi, your photo and main stage presentation wigged us out.
- Kim Chi, your photo and main stage presentation Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
[cheering.]
- Oh, my God.
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
- You've won $3,000 from selfieonastick.
com.
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
The original and the best selfie on a stick.
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
Say hi, everybody.
Cheese.
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
- I can be the Asian tourist that I've always wanted to be.
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
Bitch, I just won $3,000.
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
This win means I have a place in this competition Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
and I am a force to be reckoned with.
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
[upbeat music.]
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
- Derrick Berry, you're safe.
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
- [whispers.]
Thank you.
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
- Naomi Smalls, you're safe.
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
[silent.]
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
[tense music.]
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
Naysha Lopez, you are gorgeous, but Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
- Thank you.
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
- The judges felt short changed by your Drag on a Dime.
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
I'm sorry my dear, but you are up for elimination.
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
[dramatic music.]
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
- I am absolutely gagging.
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
I don't deserve to be in the bottom two.
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
You have some queen Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
rocking this five dollar dress.
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
I-I don't get it.
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
- Robbie Turner, your photo was iconic, Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
but on the main stage, you screwed the pooch.
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
- Layla McQueen, you are an edgy artist, Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
but your photo and your Post Apocalyptic Couture Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
were not earth shattering.
Congdragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
Robbie Turner You're safe.
You're safe.
- Oh.
- All right.
You're safe.
- Wow.
You're safe.
- Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, but you are up for elimination.
- Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, - My heart drops, but I'm not gonna be - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, the first one to go home.
- Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, I'm gonna do every kind of quasi-gimmick I have.
- Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, - Two queens stand before me.
- Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, Ladies, this is your last chance - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, to impress me - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, and save yourself - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, from elimination.
- Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, [dramatic music.]
- Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, The time has come [thunder rumbles.]
- Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, For you to lip synch - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, for your life.
- Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, [thunder rumbles.]
- Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, Good luck - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, and don't fuck it up.
- Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, [upbeat music.]
- Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, - I stand here waiting for you - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, To bang the gong - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, To crash the critic saying - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, "Is it right or is it wrong?" - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, If only fame had an IV, baby - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, I could bear - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, Being away from you - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, I found the vein, put it here - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, I live for the applause, applause, applause - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, I live for the applause-plause - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, Live for the applause-plause - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, Live for the way that you cheer and scream for me - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, The applause, applause, applause - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, Give me the thing that I love - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, I'll turn the lights out - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, Put your hands up, make them touch - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, Make it real loud - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, - Naysha is always giving like, beautiful, sexy, - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, J.
Lo boom shell, I feel it.
- Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, - Ooh - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, Touch, touch - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, Ooh - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, Touch, touch - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, - Layla is giving you sex on a stick and it's awesome.
- Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, She is looking so good right now - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, throwing her body all over the floor.
- Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, - I live for the applause, applause, applause - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, I live for the applause-plause - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, Live for the applause-plause - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, - Naysha's dancing like a soccer mom.
- Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, "You can get the ball in the goal, kids, you can do it.
" - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, - I live for the applause, applause, applause - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, Give me the thing that I love - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, I'll turn the lights out - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, Put your hands up, make them touch - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, I'll turn the lights out - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, Give me the thing that I love - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, I'll turn the lights out - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, Put your hands up, make them touch - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, Make it real loud - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, Make it real loud - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, Put your hands up, make them touch, touch - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, A-R-T-P-O-P - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, [cheering.]
- Good job! - Layla McQueen, I'm sorry my dear, - Ladies, I've made my decision.
[dramatic music.]
- Ladies, I've made my decision.
- Ladies, I've made my decision.
Layla McQueen, shantay, you stay.
You may join the other girls.
- Thank you.
You may join the other girls.
- Naysha Lopez, You may join the other girls.
out of 100 queens, You may join the other girls.
you are by far one of the most beautiful You may join the other girls.
to grace the stage.
- Thank you, Ru.
You may join the other girls.
- And I'm sorry to see you go so soon.
You may join the other girls.
- I'm sorry that I wasn't able to show you You may join the other girls.
everything that I had to offer.
You may join the other girls.
Thank you, Ru, for this opportunity.
You may join the other girls.
- Thank you.
Now, sashay away.
You may join the other girls.
[somber music.]
You may join the other girls.
You may join the other girls.
- Now, good luck with all these monsters, Mary.
You may join the other girls.
[laughter.]
You may join the other girls.
I am first to go and I feel like I didn't let Ru see You may join the other girls.
what I'm all about because there's so much more to me.
You may join the other girls.
Ru, I want to thank you for the platform You may join the other girls.
that you have given me You may join the other girls.
because not everyone appreciates it.
You may join the other girls.
I thank you for that You may join the other girls.
from the bottom of my heart.
You may join the other girls.
You may join the other girls.
- Well, condragulations, ladies, You may join the other girls.
and remember, if you can't love yourself, You may join the other girls.
how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? You may join the other girls.
Can I get an amen in here.
You may join the other girls.
all: Amen.
You may join the other girls.
- Alright, now let the music play.
You may join the other girls.
Dance for life You may join the other girls.
Die tomorrow You may join the other girls.
Live tonight You may join the other girls.
Die tomorrow You may join the other girls.
Live tonight You may join the other girls.
Die tomorrow You may join the other girls.
Dance tonight You may join the other girls.