RuPaul's Drag Race (2009) s08e02 Episode Script

1 - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" This is the 100th episode of "RuPaul's Drag Race.
" - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" all: Yes! - Whoo! - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - Oh, my God.
- So I've arranged a photo shoot - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" with some extra special guest stars.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" [laughing.]
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" Pose the house down.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - You remind me of a dog trying to get comfortable on the couch.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - Oh, my God.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - Each of you will be assigned a legendary design challenge - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" from a past season.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" [fabric rips.]
- [gasps.]
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" My fucking panties just ripped.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" Shit.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - Acid Betty.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - Every inch was kind of covered with a thought.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" To me that's what drag is about.
- Naysha Lopez.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - I just don't think it looks good.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - I don't really sew.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - Kim Chi.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - You were giving me, like, - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" this Cowardly Lion ferociousness.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - I like that you kept your areolas bald.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" The breasts are the windows to the soul for sure.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - Laila McQueen.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - I felt like the bottom half was just a cop-out.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - Do you think that your missteps - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" would warrant you in the bottom? - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - I don't think that I am the least put together.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - Who do you think is the least put together? - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - Naomi.
Her look is very plain.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - Do you agree with that, Naomi? - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - No.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - Kim Chi, condragulations.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" You're the winner of this week's challenge.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - Yeah, girl.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - Laila McQueen, shantay, you stay.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" Naysha Lopez, sashay away.
- Girl.
- Whoo.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Girl.
- Whoo.
- Aww.
- Girl.
- Whoo.
- The first message in lipstick on a mirror.
- Girl.
- Whoo.
Holy fuck.
- Girl.
- Whoo.
Too real.
- Girl.
- Whoo.
- "It was a pleasure meeting you all.
- Girl.
- Whoo.
Play the cards you are" - Girl.
- Whoo.
both: "Dealt and turn da party.
" - Girl.
- Whoo.
- Aww.
- Cutie.
- Girl.
- Whoo.
- I'm sad to see her go.
She had such a nice butt.
- Girl.
- Whoo.
- I'm gonna miss my sister a lot, so te amo, mamita.
- Girl.
- Whoo.
For me it's shocking that Naysha - Girl.
- Whoo.
left this competition too sooner - Girl.
- Whoo.
because I know she can offer a lot more.
- Girl.
- Whoo.
- I got to say, when you hear the words "lip-synch for your life" in person, - I got to say, when you hear the words it's not fucking funny.
- It sucked.
- I got to say, when you hear the words Hearing the judges' critiques, - I got to say, when you hear the words I definitely need to do more to stand out.
- I got to say, when you hear the words - Wipe her away, girl.
- I got to say, when you hear the words - Shit's getting real.
- I got to say, when you hear the words Back at home I'm more of the, like, edgier girl, - I got to say, when you hear the words but, like, seeing people like Thorgy, Acid Betty, - I got to say, when you hear the words and Kim Chi, it's like, "Okay, - I got to say, when you hear the words "I am no longer the big fish in a small pond.
- I got to say, when you hear the words Bitch, you need to, like, step it up.
" - I got to say, when you hear the words - So, Laila, were you gagged - I got to say, when you hear the words that I was not in the bottom two? - I got to say, when you hear the words - I had to say something.
To be honest, I do not think - I had to say something.
that a lot of the girls really deserved to be safe.
- I had to say something.
Naomi's boat looked like shit.
- I had to say something.
Cynthia's outfit was a knockoff pink version - I had to say something.
of Detox's from her season, - I had to say something.
and Miss Derrick Barry-- girl, the first episode, - I had to say something.
a bikini, really? - I had to say something.
It was so hard to read.
- I had to say something.
Between you, me, her, and Naysha, I was like, - I had to say something.
"I honestly have no idea who they're gonna pick.
" - I had to say something.
I don't blame Laila for being salty about being in the bottom two.
I don't blame Laila for being salty I think she's feeling like she's really just blending in.
I don't blame Laila for being salty Everyone wants to meet the star, not the entourage, I don't blame Laila for being salty and right now Laila's just giving entourage.
I don't blame Laila for being salty - Oh.
- RuPaul's Drag Race - The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race" - RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one year supply - RuPaul's Drag Race of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics - RuPaul's Drag Race and a cash prize of $100,000.
- RuPaul's Drag Race With extra special guest judges - RuPaul's Drag Race Jamal Sims, Lucian Piane, - RuPaul's Drag Race and "Pitch Perfect"'s Ester Dean.
- RuPaul's Drag Race - RuPaul's Drag Race - RuPaul's Drag Race - May the best woman, best woman win - RuPaul's Drag Race [upbeat music.]
- Good luck.
- Good morning.
[upbeat music.]
- Walk into the room purse first.
Clack.
[upbeat music.]
- We've all survived the first elimination.
[upbeat music.]
The race has finally begun.
[upbeat music.]
- Bye, Naysha.
- There goes the prettiest one.
[upbeat music.]
- She was beautiful.
Emphasis on "was.
" [upbeat music.]
Who's the next prettiest? [upbeat music.]
- I know Britney wants to think she is.
[upbeat music.]
- Why can't I know I am? [upbeat music.]
all: Ooh! - Girl.
She done already had her.
all: Ooh! - Girl.
[siren wails.]
all: Ooh! - Girl.
- Ooh, girl, all: Ooh! - Girl.
she done already done had herses.
all: Ooh! - Girl.
Hey, bitches.
all: Ooh! - Girl.
all: Hey.
all: Ooh! - Girl.
- True or falsetto: all: Ooh! - Girl.
America's next drag superstar needs to strike a chord all: Ooh! - Girl.
in the key of, all: Ooh! - Girl.
"Gee, your drag sounds terrific.
" all: Ooh! - Girl.
Otherwise, you're gonna fall flat, all: Ooh! - Girl.
and I ain't just preaching to the choir, okurr? all: Ooh! - Girl.
- Yes, work.
all: Ooh! - Girl.
- Whoo.
- Hello, hello, hello.
all: Ooh! - Girl.
[cheering.]
all: Ooh! - Girl.
- Yay! - Whoo! all: Ooh! - Girl.
- Now, ladies, who likes to dance? all: Ooh! - Girl.
[cheering.]
all: Ooh! - Girl.
- Good, because for today's mini challenge all: Ooh! - Girl.
we're having a Latin style dance off.
all: Ooh! - Girl.
- Yes.
all: Ooh! - Girl.
- Escándalo.
all: Ooh! - Girl.
I want to see you swing those hips to a song all: Ooh! - Girl.
by AB Soto featuring me, "Cha Cha Bitch.
" all: Ooh! - Girl.
Yes.
all: Ooh! - Girl.
Hola, Pit Crew.
all: Ooh! - Girl.
all: Whoo! all: Ooh! - Girl.
- Delicioso.
all: Ooh! - Girl.
- The Pit Crew is delivering clothes all: Ooh! - Girl.
provided by Out of the Closet Thrift Store, all: Ooh! - Girl.
benefiting the AIDS Healthcare Foundation since 1990.
all: Ooh! - Girl.
- Oh, awesome.
all: Ooh! - Girl.
- So grab your cha-cha heels, get into quick drag, all: Ooh! - Girl.
and meet me on the dance floor.
all: Ooh! - Girl.
Go.
- Go.
all: Ooh! - Girl.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - I love it.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Someone should be doing J.
Lo and just ass out.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Actually, Spanish women don't shave their legs, right, - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? so my hairy legs are good? - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Back home in Brooklyn, Thorgy is well-known - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? for her alternative kind of style, - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? and it's a hairy style, to say the least.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - You know what? I don't think I need to-- - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? I don't want to wear tights.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - All right, kids, time's up.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? Señoritas, look who's here to help me judge - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? the "Cha Cha Bitch" fight.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? Say hello to AB Soto.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? all: Whoo! - Oh, my God.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - So, AB, any words of advice for my chicas? - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Yes, give me reina, give me perra, - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? and work your cha cha, bitch.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - [laughs.]
Acid Betty, you're first.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? Ready, set, cha cha, bitch.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? [laughing.]
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? Ain't no party like a cha cha party - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? 'cause a cha cha party goes ah! - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Yeah! - Whoo! - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Whoo! - Ow! - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Five, six, cha cha, bitch - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Derrick Barry.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Cinco, seis - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? both: Cha cha, bitch - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? Yes, honey, we are serving taco Tuesday.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? Ella morena - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? In the club and we're gonna slay her - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - They wanna know, ¿oye quién es ella? - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? ¿Qué es lo que quiere la nena? - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - The cha-cha heels are alive.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Now dance, no twerking, bitch - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? Shake my ass, move my hips - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Whoo! - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? Bob The Drag Queen.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Whoo! Yes, ma'am.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Cha cha, bitch - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Dax ExclamantionPoint.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Uno, tres, cinco, seis - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Naomi Smalls.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? [laughs.]
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Five, six, cha cha, bitch - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Laila McQueen.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Five, six, cha cha, bitch - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Señorita Robbie Turner.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? Chi Chi DeVayne.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Cha cha cha, cha cha cha - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? Cha cha cha, cha cha cha, cha cha cha - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? [cheering.]
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? Cha cha cha, cha cha cha, cha cha cha - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Take that, Donald Trump.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? Kim Chi.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? Cha cha cha, cha cha cha, cha cha cha, bitch - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? Cha cha cha, cha cha cha, cha cha cha - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? [record scratches.]
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? Cha cha cha, cha cha cha, cha cha cha, bitch - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - This is sad.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? Kim Chi has two left feet and vertigo.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Work! - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Thorgy Thor.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? [laughs.]
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Cha cha, bitch.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - [laughing.]
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? [cheering.]
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? - Oh, my goodness.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? I'ma call immigration on y'all.
- Anyone need a mother of the bride outfit? Ladies, we'll be posting all of your best "Cha Cha Bitch" moves at LogoTV.
com, Ladies, we'll be posting all of your best "Cha Cha Bitch" and I just got to say, Thorgy Thor, Ladies, we'll be posting all of your best "Cha Cha Bitch" special shout-out for serving Frida Kahlo realness.
Ladies, we'll be posting all of your best "Cha Cha Bitch" - Oh, thank you.
Ladies, we'll be posting all of your best "Cha Cha Bitch" - Now, ladies, two of you were the baddest bitches of all.
Ladies, we'll be posting all of your best "Cha Cha Bitch" The winners are Ladies, we'll be posting all of your best "Cha Cha Bitch" Cynthia Lee Fontaine Ladies, we'll be posting all of your best "Cha Cha Bitch" [cheering.]
Ladies, we'll be posting all of your best "Cha Cha Bitch" And Chi Chi DeVayne.
Ladies, we'll be posting all of your best "Cha Cha Bitch" [cheering.]
Ladies, we'll be posting all of your best "Cha Cha Bitch" Let's give a big "Drag Race" thank you to AB Soto.
Ladies, we'll be posting all of your best "Cha Cha Bitch" all: Whoo! Ladies, we'll be posting all of your best "Cha Cha Bitch" - Now, cha cha, bitch.
Ladies, we'll be posting all of your best "Cha Cha Bitch" Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up because this week's maxi challenge Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up is an all dancing, Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up all lip-synching extravaganza.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up all: Whoo! Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up - Choreography? Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up Mm-mm.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up - You'll be competing in two teams Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up in the dragappella movie "Bitch Perfect.
" Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up [cheering.]
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up - #BitchPerfect, okay? Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up Plus you'll be meeting with a choreographer Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up who's worked with Miley, Madonna, and J.
Lo, honey.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up The red hot Jamal Sims.
- Whoo! Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up - Cynthia and Chi Chi, you won the mini challenge, Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up so you are team captains.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up Cynthia, your group is the Lady Bitches, Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up the sweethearts of dragapella from the prestigious Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up Lace Front Institute of Technology, darling.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up [laughter.]
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up Chi Chi, your group is Shady Bitches.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up Y'all the bad girls Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up from the Lake Titicaca Academy Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up of Braids, Weaves, and Waffles.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up [laughter.]
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up All right, ladies, it's time to pick teams.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up Cynthia, who will you choose first? Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up - Bob The Drag Queen.
- All right, all right.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up - Chi Chi, you're next.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up - Acid Betty.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up - It don't get shadier than this.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up - Derrick Barry.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up - Oh, thank God I did not get picked last.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up - Thorgy Thor.
- Whoo! Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yow.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up - Laila.
- Laila.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up [laughter.]
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up - Let's go with Dax ExclamationPoint.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up - Yay, my turn.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up - Robbie.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up - That means that Kim Chi and Naomi Smalls are left.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up - Sorry, Kim, but I'm gonna have to go with Naomi.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up - Which of course means that Kim Chi goes to Cynthia's team.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up - Wah.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up It's okay.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up I wouldn't want me either.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up - Ladies, this week Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up you've got to use your charisma, Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up uniqueness, nerve, and talent Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up to chorally gratify me and the judges.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up Gentlemen, start your engines, Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up and may the best woman win.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up [cheering.]
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up - Oh, my God.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up Kim Chi's a horrible dancer.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up She's so bad.
Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up How is she gonna get through this dance challenge? Ladies, I'm glad you're all warmed up - So, girls, like, we're gonna, like, take one, pass it down.
- So, girls, like, The pressure of being a team captain, - So, girls, like, it--it can be a lot, but I've done choreography - So, girls, like, for the girls back at home.
I got this.
- So, girls, like, - I think we should get some choreography together.
- So, girls, like, - Let's just worry about that when in time comes.
- So, girls, like, Don't--don't confuse yourself.
- So, girls, like, We need to know where you come in first.
- So, girls, like, - I think after this we should - So, girls, like, put something together just in case.
- So, girls, like, - Don't get scared.
- I'm not scared.
- So, girls, like, I'm just trying to be prepared.
- I know, but-- - So, girls, like, - I'm not gonna be unprepared because of you, boo.
- So, girls, like, - I can sense that Acid definitely wants - So, girls, like, to be the group leader, but it ain't happening.
- So, girls, like, We need to learn where we come in first.
- So, girls, like, - Fine, but we got to start doing something.
- So, girls, like, We can't just sit here sitting here learning words.
- So, girls, like, - I've known Betty for, like, ten years, - So, girls, like, and sometimes because Betty is so artistic, - So, girls, like, she gets away with being a fucking asshole.
- So, girls, like, - Let's go from the beginning.
"Oh, really, is that all you got? - Let's go from the beginning.
What about this?" - Let's go from the beginning.
- Is that what you're gonna be doing? - Let's go from the beginning.
- "Lake, Lake, Titi, Titi, Titi.
" - Let's go from the beginning.
Yeah.
- No, you're gonna be out there.
- Let's go from the beginning.
- But the rest-- - Whatever.
- Let's go from the beginning.
- Well, we should probably set it instead of "whatever.
" - Let's go from the beginning.
Let's get beyond "whatever.
" - Let's go from the beginning.
- Okay.
- Acid Betty is an asshole, - Okay.
and she knows it, and she loves it, - Okay.
and that's why she doesn't work in New York.
- Okay.
She's so demanding and mean to everyone - Okay.
that nobody wants to work with her.
- Okay.
You're gonna be shamed.
- Okay.
You're gonna be put down, so, Chi Chi, good luck.
- Okay.
- Coming up Cynthia Lee.
- Hi, RuPaul.
- Coming up - What's the name of your group? - Coming up - My name of my group is-- - Coming up - You got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? - Coming up - Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi.
- Coming up - Now, Chi Chi, you're the leader.
- Coming up How are you navigating all these strong personalities? - Coming up - I'm finding them a little bit difficult.
- Coming up - Oh.
- Yeah.
- Coming up - [laughs.]
- Formations, formations.
- [laughs.]
- One, two, three, four.
- [laughs.]
- I like that roll back and sit in the hip.
- [laughs.]
- Yeah.
- That's cool.
- [laughs.]
This week's maxi challenge is an a cappella lip-sync battle.
- [laughs.]
Oh, my gosh, we have to lip-synch.
- [laughs.]
We have to dance.
- [laughs.]
Basically we're putting out "Bitch Perfect.
" - [laughs.]
- Here we go, and pat, pat, pat-pat-pat.
- [laughs.]
Let me see y'all do it.
- [laughs.]
- Boom, boom.
- Bam, bam, bam, bam.
- [laughs.]
Uh-uh, y'all look like flailing fishes.
- [laughs.]
- Well, "pat, pat, pat-pat-pat, - [laughs.]
"pat, pat, pat-pat-pat" was the original rhythm.
- [laughs.]
- No, ma'am.
- [laughs.]
It's pat, pat, pat-pat-pat, pat, pat, pat-pat-pat.
- [laughs.]
- Switch it to something simpler.
- [laughs.]
- That's so simple too.
- [laughs.]
I can't even get any simpler.
- [laughs.]
I picked my team based off the mini challenge, - [laughs.]
but girl, these girls cannot dance.
- [laughs.]
Boom, boom.
- [laughs.]
- Wait, we're now-- we're robot-ing.
- [laughs.]
- Okay, simple.
- [laughs.]
One, two, three, four, turn and down, down.
- [laughs.]
- It look crazy.
- [laughs.]
- I'm just trying to fucking - [laughs.]
get your visual in my head so I can have it.
- [laughs.]
- Do it, bitch, do it.
- Three, four, five, six, seven.
- [laughs.]
- That's it.
- One, two, three, four, five.
- [laughs.]
- No, five, six, seven, eight is just a turn.
- [laughs.]
Don't move on five, six, seven, eight at all.
- [laughs.]
- We should change it if you can't get it.
- [laughs.]
What the eff? It's simple.
- [laughs.]
One, two, three, four, turn.
- [laughs.]
- One, two, three, four, - [laughs.]
five, six, seven, eight.
- [laughs.]
- Is that-- - Got it.
- [laughs.]
The hands weren't the same, but fuck it.
- [laughs.]
We got to move on.
- [laughs.]
You ready? - [laughs.]
One shot, one shot of adrenaline, adrenaline - [laughs.]
- I don't know.
- [laughs.]
- We're doing it.
It's happening.
- All right, girl.
- We're doing it.
It's happening.
Can you just give me a shot, and I'll flip out? - We're doing it.
It's happening.
- I'll do the second one.
- We're doing it.
It's happening.
- And I'll punch you in the face--boom! - We're doing it.
It's happening.
- See, you trying to get out of the choreography.
- We're doing it.
It's happening.
Bitch, you trying to do comedy.
- I can do all of it.
- We're doing it.
It's happening.
If we're standing there, "One shot," - We're doing it.
It's happening.
five beats of silence, it's boring.
- We're doing it.
It's happening.
- I don't want you to do that punch thing.
- We're doing it.
It's happening.
I just want you to, like-- - We're doing it.
It's happening.
- Okay.
- We're doing it.
It's happening.
Chi Chi does not get funny, - We're doing it.
It's happening.
and I'm, like, a comedy queen, so I'm like, - We're doing it.
It's happening.
"Okay, you know what? - We're doing it.
It's happening.
I'm gonna do it anyway.
- We're doing it.
It's happening.
I don't care, bitch, it'd be funny.
" - We're doing it.
It's happening.
- All right, so shall we move on - We're doing it.
It's happening.
and do it again, or do you want to stand here? - We're doing it.
It's happening.
- We'll get it.
- We're doing it.
It's happening.
- Oh, my God.
- We're doing it.
It's happening.
These bitches getting on my nerves.
- We're doing it.
It's happening.
They getting on my nerves now.
- We're doing it.
It's happening.
- All right, Lady Bitches, are you ready? - Kim, I feel like you're the one who is kind of, like, nerdy and not cool.
- Kim, I feel like you're the one who is kind of, - Yeah.
- Kim, I feel like you're the one who is kind of, Regina George.
- I'm the ringleader.
- Kim, I feel like you're the one who is kind of, - I think you should be, like, her kid sister.
- Kim, I feel like you're the one who is kind of, - You do exactly whatever she does, just not as good as she does it.
- You do exactly whatever she does, - Aw, Laila's my impersonator.
- You do exactly whatever she does, That's cute.
- Yeah.
- You do exactly whatever she does, - My biggest concern is that I'm gonna - You do exactly whatever she does, fade into the background comparatively - You do exactly whatever she does, to all the other girls, - You do exactly whatever she does, so I'm not sure about playing the, - You do exactly whatever she does, like, little sister, like, wannabe Derrick Barry, - You do exactly whatever she does, 'cause I probably wouldn't be the best Britney impersonator.
- You do exactly whatever she does, - Look at this giant fucking heel.
- Yeah.
- Those are so cute.
- Look at this giant fucking heel.
- Bitch, I hope y'all can dance in them high-ass heels.
- Look at this giant fucking heel.
You need something this size, hon.
- Look at this giant fucking heel.
- That's like a--four inches.
- No, ma'am.
- Look at this giant fucking heel.
- Have you ever, guys, been in proper shows before - Look at this giant fucking heel.
where you have to learn choreography and stuff? - Look at this giant fucking heel.
- When I was a kid, yes.
Like, for years.
- Look at this giant fucking heel.
- Just--oh, when you were younger.
- Look at this giant fucking heel.
So you don't really know how to, like, - Look at this giant fucking heel.
just focus and get it done? - Look at this giant fucking heel.
- Yeah, I do.
- Look at this giant fucking heel.
- 'Cause we're talking about shoes.
- Look at this giant fucking heel.
I would love to, like, save the time - Look at this giant fucking heel.
and figure out what we're doing.
- Look at this giant fucking heel.
This is how the group's gonna down.
- Look at this giant fucking heel.
"So what'd you guys do?" - Look at this giant fucking heel.
"Well, we spent time talking - Look at this giant fucking heel.
about how comfortable these shoes were.
" - Look at this giant fucking heel.
- We're not going down.
- No.
- Look at this giant fucking heel.
- My worry with this group - Look at this giant fucking heel.
is that I might be the only one that's gonna give it - Look at this giant fucking heel.
and the other girls are just gonna take me down with them.
- Look at this giant fucking heel.
Chi Chi needs to step up and get us together.
- Look at this giant fucking heel.
So we all know our lip syncs somewhat? - Look at this giant fucking heel.
Like, the words? - Look at this giant fucking heel.
- Ish.
- Mm-hmm.
- Look at this giant fucking heel.
- I think that's gonna be the most important part - Look at this giant fucking heel.
so when we meet the choreographer - Look at this giant fucking heel.
we can kind of just take in what he's saying.
- Look at this giant fucking heel.
You're, like, looking at me like - Look at this giant fucking heel.
I'm Charlie Brown's teacher.
- Look at this giant fucking heel.
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
- Look at this giant fucking heel.
Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
- Look at this giant fucking heel.
You're done? - No, I'm not done.
- Look at this giant fucking heel.
Definitely not done.
- Look at this giant fucking heel.
I just want to be good.
- Look at this giant fucking heel.
My biggest fear in this challenge - Look at this giant fucking heel.
is these girls flopping - Look at this giant fucking heel.
and me having to take the fall - Look at this giant fucking heel.
for my whole team.
- Look at this giant fucking heel.
- Hey, kitty girls.
- Hey, Ru.
all: Hi! - Hey, kitty girls.
- How are my little treble makers? - Hey, kitty girls.
- We're working it out.
- Yeah.
- Hey, kitty girls.
- Cynthia Lee.
- Hi, RuPaul.
- Hey, kitty girls.
- What's the name of your group? - Hey, kitty girls.
- My name of my group is-- - Hey, kitty girls.
- You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? Lady Bitches.
- Yes, ma'am.
- You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? - So what-- did you have a strategy - You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? in choosing these ladies? - You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? - Actually, yes, 'cause I got dancers.
- You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? I got the comedians one, - You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? the actors, makeup artists.
- You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? - Now, Kim Chi, this is a lip-sync challenge.
- You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? Are you a lip-sync artist? - You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? - I think I am, but my biggest problem - You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? is sometimes when I lip-synch my lisp comes through.
- You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? - I'm not mad at a lisp.
- Yeah.
- You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? - In fact, I'm partial to a lisp.
- You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? My empire was built on a lisp.
- You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? - Really.
- Absolutely.
- You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? Are you familiar with the movie "Pitch Perfect?" - You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? - I've never heard of it or even know what it's about.
- You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? I was probably in Korea at the time.
- You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? - Well, it just came out, uh, six months ago.
- You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? [laughter.]
- You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? - Oh, my God.
- You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi.
- You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? - So now, Laila, - You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? why do you think you wound up in the bottom two? - You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? - Well, the photo with Mathu - You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? was definitely less than amazing.
- You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? - Right, because, you know, you were scrunched over.
- You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? You weren't shining through.
- You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? How are you gonna shine through in this challenge? - You've got to look at a paper to get the name of your group? - I ain't gonna be squatting down and sitting in the back.
- I ain't gonna be squatting down I'm gonna come forward and be present.
- I ain't gonna be squatting down - Well, you know, a lot of girls say that.
- I ain't gonna be squatting down There's more strategy to it than that.
- I ain't gonna be squatting down You realize that? - Yes, ma'am.
- I ain't gonna be squatting down I get it.
I need to bring myself up - I ain't gonna be squatting down to the level of the other girls - I ain't gonna be squatting down so I can be like, "I'm here too.
" - I ain't gonna be squatting down It's not just them.
I am here.
- I ain't gonna be squatting down - Listen, I am so excited for this, - I ain't gonna be squatting down and we're gonna see the real crème de la crème - I ain't gonna be squatting down rise to the top, all right? - I ain't gonna be squatting down - Oh, she's coming back? - I ain't gonna be squatting down - She's coming back.
- I ain't gonna be squatting down All right, get to work.
- I ain't gonna be squatting down - Thank you.
- All right.
- I ain't gonna be squatting down - Thanks, lady.
- Whoo.
- I ain't gonna be squatting down - Well, all right, now.
- Hey.
- Hi, Ru.
- Well, all right, now.
- Hi, Ru.
- Are y'all the Shady Bitches? - Well, all right, now.
- Yes, we are.
- Well, all right, now.
- Are there any shady bitches in this group? - Well, all right, now.
Oh, okay, well, there you have it.
- Well, all right, now.
Now, Chi Chi, you from Louisiana.
- Well, all right, now.
- Louisiana, baby.
- Well, all right, now.
- You know, both my parents are from Louisiana.
- Well, all right, now.
- Yes, I enjoy being a country queen.
- Well, all right, now.
- Yeah.
- Well, all right, now.
- I mean, who doesn't like an old smoked turkey neck, baby? - Well, all right, now.
[laughter.]
- Well, all right, now.
- Now, Chi Chi, you're the leader.
- Well, all right, now.
How are you navigating all of these strong personalities? - Well, all right, now.
- I'm finding them a little bit difficult.
- Well, all right, now.
- Really? Are you for real? - Well, all right, now.
- I'm for real.
- Well, all right, now.
I've never had to deal with such big personalities, - Well, all right, now.
and back home I'm the star, - Well, all right, now.
so to get this many stars in one room? - Well, all right, now.
It's just, like, girl.
- Well, all right, now.
- Okay, well, is anybody afraid of choreography? - Well, all right, now.
- No.
- Well, all right, now.
She didn't like my comedic take of a punch in the face.
- Well, all right, now.
- No, ma'am.
- Well, all right, now.
- I'm always been, like, putting in - Well, all right, now.
my little comedic chime in there, - Well, all right, now.
but you're shutting it down, - Well, all right, now.
so I'm probably gonna do it anyway - Well, all right, now.
regardless of what Chi Chi says.
- Well, all right, now.
- I prefer the whole thing to be choreographed.
- Well, all right, now.
I feel safer, - Well, all right, now.
and I think I'm having a hard time - Well, all right, now.
getting her to actually put down the steps.
- Well, all right, now.
- Maybe you should be more of a tyrant.
- Well, all right, now.
- I cannot be a tyrant.
- Well, all right, now.
That's not in my blood.
- Well, all right, now.
I think I'll give that part to Acid Betty.
- Well, all right, now.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
- Well, all right, now.
- Are you a tyrant, Acid Betty? - No, I haven't showed that side yet.
- Are you a tyrant, Acid Betty? - Girl.
- Are you a tyrant, Acid Betty? - She's the leader, so I'm letting her - Are you a tyrant, Acid Betty? kind of make decisions.
- Are you a tyrant, Acid Betty? - All right, get back to work, and knock 'em dead.
- All right, get back to work, All right.
Thanks.
- Thank you.
- All right, get back to work, - Let's get this work done.
- All right, get back to work, - All right, ladies, gather round.
Now, if at any time - All right, ladies, gather round.
during this competition you feel the need - All right, ladies, gather round.
to get something off your chesticles-- - All right, ladies, gather round.
yes, take advantage of the Shade Tree.
- All right, ladies, gather round.
- Uh-oh.
- Oh.
- All right, ladies, gather round.
- Think of it as a diary room - All right, ladies, gather round.
where you can say whatever you want in total privacy.
- All right, ladies, gather round.
all: Ooh.
- All right, ladies, gather round.
- So good luck, and don't fuck it up.
- All right, ladies, gather round.
All right? all: All right.
- All right, ladies, gather round.
- Coming up - All right, ladies, gather round.
- Give me one shot.
- Uh, uh.
- All right, ladies, gather round.
- They can't do it.
- All right, ladies, gather round.
- Oh, she's a diva.
- All right, ladies, gather round.
both: And three, four.
- Whoops.
- All right, ladies, gather round.
- Kim Chi is the worst dancer - All right, ladies, gather round.
in "Drag Race" history.
- All right, ladies, gather round.
We're fucked.
- All right, ladies, gather round.
- [laughs.]
- All right, ladies, gather round.
- [laughs.]
- Hey, hey, hey, Team Lady Bitches.
- We're ladies, and we're bitches.
- Hey, hey, hey, Team Lady Bitches.
- My team are setting up to met Jamal.
- Hey, hey, hey, Team Lady Bitches.
I'm so excited about that.
- Hey, hey, hey, Team Lady Bitches.
He's a sexy--mmm-- chocolate flavor.
- Hey, hey, hey, Team Lady Bitches.
[laughs.]
[record scratches.]
- Hey, hey, hey, Team Lady Bitches.
Did my teeths look yellow? No.
- Hey, hey, hey, Team Lady Bitches.
- Let me something y'all put together.
- We have, like, a pose that we do, - Let me something y'all put together.
which is, like, a one, two, look pose.
- Let me something y'all put together.
Who do you think you are? - Let me something y'all put together.
We're all born naked and the rest is drag - Let me something y'all put together.
We like to incorporate our little move.
- Let me something y'all put together.
- Uh-huh, it's--I--I see it.
- Let me something y'all put together.
- Jamal's pretty much like, - Let me something y'all put together.
"Oh, well, that's cute, but no.
" - Let me something y'all put together.
- You guys are Lady Bitches, - Let me something y'all put together.
and so I really want to present you guys - Let me something y'all put together.
dancing very up, very, you know, - Let me something y'all put together.
trained and very precise and classic.
- Let me something y'all put together.
So let's start from the top, yeah? - Let me something y'all put together.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
- Let me something y'all put together.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
- Let me something y'all put together.
Let me see you do it.
- Let me something y'all put together.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
- Let me something y'all put together.
- Kim Chi is the worst dancer - Let me something y'all put together.
- Whoops.
- Let me something y'all put together.
- In "Drag Race" history.
- Let me something y'all put together.
both: One, two, three, four.
- Let me something y'all put together.
- We're not doing crazy stuff.
- Let me something y'all put together.
We're not pirouetting and back flipping.
- Let me something y'all put together.
Step, touch, - Let me something y'all put together.
and not only that, it's the first move.
- Let me something y'all put together.
We're fucked.
- Let me something y'all put together.
- One, two, three, four, five, six.
- Let me something y'all put together.
All right, something's going on here.
- Let me something y'all put together.
- Yeah, I'm, like, losing it with the arms.
- Let me something y'all put together.
I'm trying to-- - Yeah.
- Let me something y'all put together.
Don't think about the arms.
Let's get the feet first.
- Let me something y'all put together.
- Okay, right first or-- - Right first.
- Let me something y'all put together.
- It's profoundly difficult to try and do all these steps - Let me something y'all put together.
but then also I have to think, - Let me something y'all put together.
"I need to stand out as a character.
" - Let me something y'all put together.
- Let me have you two do it by yourselves.
- Let me something y'all put together.
- Don't be--one, two.
- Let me something y'all put together.
- Okay, can we-- can we start over.
- Let me something y'all put together.
I'm so sorry.
- Let me something y'all put together.
All right.
- Don't be-- - Let me something y'all put together.
both: Jealous of my boogie.
- Let me something y'all put together.
- Three, four, five.
Okay, listen.
- Let me something y'all put together.
One, two, three, four.
- Let me something y'all put together.
All right, and right now you guys are doing - Let me something y'all put together.
three, four, five, six, so on one, two.
- Let me something y'all put together.
- One, two, three, four, five.
- Let me something y'all put together.
What? - Let me something y'all put together.
It's like I'm learning English all over again.
- Let me something y'all put together.
- Don't be afraid.
- Let me something y'all put together.
Right now you're looking like this.
- Let me something y'all put together.
Let it go, all right? Here we go.
- Let me something y'all put together.
Five, six, seven.
Don't be-- - Let me something y'all put together.
- Jealous of my boogie - Let me something y'all put together.
Don't be jealous of my boogie - Let me something y'all put together.
- Whoa.
- Let me something y'all put together.
- Uh-oh.
- Let me something y'all put together.
- Are you all right, sweetie? - Let me something y'all put together.
- Kim Chi falls, - Let me something y'all put together.
and just my heart drops out of my cuckoo.
- Let me something y'all put together.
Oh, my God.
- Let me something y'all put together.
- Kim Chi, are you sure you want - Let me something y'all put together.
to keep doing it in heels? - Let me something y'all put together.
- 100%.
- Okay.
- Let me something y'all put together.
- She need to nail this - Let me something y'all put together.
because if she falls tomorrow in front of the judges live, - Let me something y'all put together.
we are completely done.
- Let me something y'all put together.
- Shady Bitches in the house.
all: Hey.
- Shady Bitches in the house.
- So we're working with the fabulous Jamal Sims.
- Shady Bitches in the house.
I'm ready for him to just give us some structure - Shady Bitches in the house.
to this dance routine that I've come up with.
- Shady Bitches in the house.
- Show me what you got.
- Shady Bitches in the house.
- Well, what about this? - Shady Bitches in the house.
Tit, tit, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, - Shady Bitches in the house.
Titi, Titicaca.
- Shady Bitches in the house.
Seven, eight.
- Shady Bitches in the house.
Ay.
all: Ay! - Shady Bitches in the house.
- Ay.
all: What! - Shady Bitches in the house.
- Ay.
all: Oh! - Shady Bitches in the house.
- Ay.
all: Bitch.
- Shady Bitches in the house.
all: La-la, la, la-la.
- Shady Bitches in the house.
- All right, guys.
- Shady Bitches in the house.
So you guys have a lot of good ideas, - Shady Bitches in the house.
and I think we could kind of clean 'em up and make 'em - Shady Bitches in the house.
- Together.
- Cohesive.
- Shady Bitches in the house.
"Cohesive" is the word.
- Shady Bitches in the house.
- I'm so happy that we have a little bit of choreography - Shady Bitches in the house.
like I suggested-- Chi Chi, - Shady Bitches in the house.
because now we're with Jamal, - Shady Bitches in the house.
and he's actually using our choreography.
- Shady Bitches in the house.
- I want to see "Give me one shot.
" - Shady Bitches in the house.
- Give me one shot - Shady Bitches in the house.
- Okay.
- One shot - Shady Bitches in the house.
- Okay, all right.
- Of adrenaline - Shady Bitches in the house.
- All right, we're gonna-- - Shady Bitches in the house.
you might want to be careful with that.
- Shady Bitches in the house.
- Yeah, that's what I said right away.
- Shady Bitches in the house.
I was like, "Why are we shooting drugs?" - Shady Bitches in the house.
I don't know.
- Shady Bitches in the house.
- Give me one shot, - Shady Bitches in the house.
and then from here, grab each other's arms - Shady Bitches in the house.
so--yeah, lock in underneath-- - Shady Bitches in the house.
- Underneath.
Underneath.
- Shady Bitches in the house.
- There you go.
- Oh, sorry.
- Shady Bitches in the house.
- Five, six, seven.
- Shady Bitches in the house.
all: Give me one shot, one shot - Shady Bitches in the house.
- Oh.
- What the hell? - Shady Bitches in the house.
- Can we scooch down a little teeny bit? - Shady Bitches in the house.
Like, can we get a little bit more space for us? - Shady Bitches in the house.
Thank you.
- Shady Bitches in the house.
- One more time.
all: Give me one shot, one shot - One more time.
- Oh, one more time.
- One more time.
- Sorry.
- Yeah.
- One more time.
all: Give me one shot, one shot - One more time.
- Of adrenaline - One more time.
- Ah! - One more time.
- Ahh! Boom.
- I really like this moment.
- One more time.
- Yeah.
- One more time.
Thank God.
- One more time.
Jamal loved my adrenaline thing.
- One more time.
He thought it was funny, and he kept it, - One more time.
and I was like, "Eat it.
" - One more time.
- I want to see this individually.
- One more time.
Give me one shot, one shot - One more time.
Uh, uh, of adrenaline - One more time.
There you go.
Next.
- One more time.
- One shot - Click, click, - One more time.
- Of a sexy, sexy, sexy adrenaline - One more time.
- All right.
- One more time.
Give me one shot, one shot, uh, uh, of adrenaline - One more time.
All right.
Here we go.
- One more time.
Give me one shot, one shot - One more time.
Uh, uh.
- One more time.
- Look--I keep-- sorry, one more time.
- One more time.
Sorry, sorry.
The look, I forgot.
- One more time.
- Let it go.
- One more time.
Just shake it off, shake it off.
- One more time.
- I'm thinking too much.
- One more time.
- We'll come back to you.
- One more time.
Your turn.
Five, six, seven.
- One more time.
Give me-- shot, one shot - One more time.
click, clack-- Of adrenaline - One more time.
Uh-huh, adrenaline - One more time.
Ah! - Oh, she's a diva.
- One more time.
- It's about commitment.
- One more time.
Sweat flying, hair dripping, - One more time.
whatever, it doesn't matter.
- One more time.
As long as you commit, you're in it, okay? - One more time.
How you feeling? - One more time.
- I mean, I'm shaky on it, but I got to - One more time.
go through it a few times and I'll get it.
- One more time.
Like, that's how I work.
- One more time.
Like, I don't pick up choreography super quick.
- One more time.
Like, if I think while I'm dancing, I can't do it.
- One more time.
I get really in here, - One more time.
and it just becomes all fucked up, so - One more time.
- Dax's attitude was really off-putting to me - One more time.
just because it didn't feel like she really wanted to do it.
- One more time.
I think there's a lot of insecurity there - One more time.
when it comes to the choreography.
- One more time.
You have to push yourself on this one, - One more time.
'cause we don't have a lot of time.
- One more time.
- Totally.
- One more time.
It means a lot for me to be here, - One more time.
and I don't want to have to go back to Savannah - One more time.
and find some shitty day job picking up dog shit - One more time.
or, you know, just doing random sporadic shows in dive bars.
- One more time.
Like, I want to take over the world, - One more time.
and I want to do it now, and I want to do it with drag, - One more time.
so I will make it work.
- One more time.
- I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
We didn't get all the way through, so - I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
- So rehearsal is over, - I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
and the Lady Bitches are in a little bit of trouble.
- I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
Kim Chi seems a little too in her head to pull this off, - I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
and nobody's expecting her - I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
to be the best dancer in the room, - I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
but she's thinking that, - I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
and that's what's messing her up.
- I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
- I remember the choreography, but my only problem is hitting, - I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
like, the points, like, at the right time, so.
- I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
- We can help you with that.
- I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
- One thing we can't do - I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
is teach you that rhythm in a day.
- I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
- Yeah.
- I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
- But you can, like, just live in your character, - I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
and like, if you're offbeat, - I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
just be like--what happened? - I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
- 'Cause then you're funny.
- I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
- We're all, like, rallying around.
- I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
We're like, "Kim Chi, you can do this," - I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
but Kim Chi is being really, like, down on herself.
- I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
- I just really wish, like, I could hit the beats.
- I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
- They said last week - I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
that they love that you're a nerd.
- I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
You'll be fine.
- I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie.
- I am so nervous about tomorrow.
I really don't want to let my group down.
- I am so nervous about tomorrow.
Everyone has been super, super helpful - I am so nervous about tomorrow.
guiding me through all of this.
- I am so nervous about tomorrow.
I'm not ready to go home yet.
- I am so nervous about tomorrow.
I have so many looks and ideas that I want to showcase.
- I am so nervous about tomorrow.
Man.
I'm just gonna try my best and do what I always do.
- Uh, uh-uh, uh.
Uh, uh-uh, and stop.
- Uh, uh-uh, uh.
You all okay? - Uh, uh-uh, uh.
You guys hot? - Yes, very.
- Uh, uh-uh, uh.
- That means we're putting in work.
- Uh, uh-uh, uh.
- Yeah, that'd be great.
- Uh, uh-uh, uh.
- Yeah, do you have any paper towels? - Uh, uh-uh, uh.
- Y'all need to focus.
- What? - Uh, uh-uh, uh.
- Y'all need to focus on what y'all doing.
- Uh, uh-uh, uh.
- I think I'm doing a good job, you know.
- Uh, uh-uh, uh.
- Yeah, do a good job or you're gonna have to - Uh, uh-uh, uh.
lip-synch against me.
- Uh, uh-uh, uh.
- Why do you think you're gonna be in the bottom? - Uh, uh-uh, uh.
- 'Cause I'm the team captain.
- Uh, uh-uh, uh.
They're gonna say, "The team captain - Uh, uh-uh, uh.
"should have had everybody - Uh, uh-uh, uh.
at her's--at her level.
" - Uh, uh-uh, uh.
- Yes, but I'll be the first person - Uh, uh-uh, uh.
to be like, "Mm, she did a fucking - Uh, uh-uh, uh.
good job as captain.
" - Uh, uh-uh, uh.
- 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.
- Fuck yeah, I'll be honest as fuck.
- 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.
She was-- - What'd I do? - 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.
- You were like, "At least I can lip-synch for myself.
- 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.
I know I was gonna be all that.
" - 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.
That's what you did.
- 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.
- But then I pulled it back together.
- 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.
- She pulled the team together, yeah.
- 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.
- You can say that if they ask me.
- 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.
- Exactly.
- 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.
- Betty is being so negative, - 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.
and, like, counterproductive, and I'm like, "Oh, my God.
- 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.
This is so stupid.
" - 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.
- It is what it is.
- 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.
Just hope you're not lip-synching - 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.
against me, darling.
- 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.
I don't have time to coddle this girl.
- 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.
We're both on this competition together.
- 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.
When that bus comes by, I'm gonna throw her first.
- 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.
I told her that too.
- 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.
- Coming up - 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.
- I'm still learning how to be comfortable in my own skin.
- 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.
I'm still a virgin.
- 'Cause she gonna throw me under the bus.
- What? - [laughs.]
- What? - [laughs.]
[upbeat music.]
- [laughs.]
- Oh.
- Shady Bitches.
- [laughs.]
- Ooh, we're gonna kill the Shady Ladies.
- [laughs.]
- Oh, my goodness.
- [laughs.]
- Time to get styling.
- [laughs.]
Today's elimination day.
- [laughs.]
This the first time we're performing for the judges.
- [laughs.]
I'm very nervous.
- [laughs.]
How did your group's rehearsal go? - [laughs.]
- It went well.
- [laughs.]
I was nervous as fuck at first, - [laughs.]
but I have to understand that everybody's not a dancer, - [laughs.]
and everybody's not gonna catch on as fast as me, - [laughs.]
so I can't be frustrated about it.
- [laughs.]
You know what I mean? - Oh, yeah.
- [laughs.]
This challenge--when I first got it, I'm like, "Oh, my God.
- [laughs.]
This is, like, my biggest nightmare.
" - [laughs.]
- Everybody's not a born dancer.
- [laughs.]
- Yeah.
- [laughs.]
Growing up, I was definitely an outsider.
- [laughs.]
The weird, fat art kid - [laughs.]
who had a strong lisp and a strong accent, - [laughs.]
and that's why I just really never learned - [laughs.]
how to dance and never learned how to, - [laughs.]
like, feel the music.
- [laughs.]
I used to be 350 pounds.
- [laughs.]
- 350? - Jesus.
- [laughs.]
- Yeah.
- [laughs.]
Until about 3 1/2 years ago.
both: Wow.
- [laughs.]
- Obviously, like, I'm not as fat as I was before, - [laughs.]
but the fat kid is, like, still in me.
- [laughs.]
- Oh, yes.
- [laughs.]
- Yeah, no, it never goes away, girl.
- [laughs.]
Come on, proof.
This is me fat.
- [laughs.]
- Oh, queen.
- Oh, my God.
- [laughs.]
- Girl, you look completely different.
- [laughs.]
- I was chubby too.
- [laughs.]
I was always aware it, like, when I was kid, like, - [laughs.]
'cause other kids made it very apparent like, - [laughs.]
"Mm, reminding you.
- [laughs.]
Not only are you super gay, but you're also chubby.
" - [laughs.]
When I was an overweight kid, - [laughs.]
being ridiculed and made fun of, - [laughs.]
I wanted to have that poise - [laughs.]
and that confidence and that power, - [laughs.]
and now finally with drag I can do that.
- [laughs.]
- That's how it was.
- [laughs.]
Like, when you're fat, people just, like, - [laughs.]
just don't treat you like-- - [laughs.]
- Like a person? - Yeah.
- [laughs.]
Like taking public transit, people never sit next to you.
- [laughs.]
- Really, you notice things like that? - [laughs.]
- All the time.
- [laughs.]
Because of those experiences, I'm still learning - [laughs.]
how to be confident in myself - [laughs.]
and how to be comfortable in my own skin, - [laughs.]
but just like all the other things I'm doing here, - [laughs.]
I want to commit to it and become better.
- [laughs.]
- Did people start hitting on you when you lost the weight? - [laughs.]
- I'm still a virgin, so no.
- [laughs.]
- What? - What? - [laughs.]
- I was totally coming onto you when I met you that one time.
- Maybe people are hitting on you - I was totally coming onto you when I met you that one time.
and you literally have no clue.
- I was totally coming onto you when I met you that one time.
Is that a possibility? - I was totally coming onto you when I met you that one time.
- Not really; I don't know.
- Yes, yes.
- I was totally coming onto you when I met you that one time.
- I think so.
- I was totally coming onto you when I met you that one time.
Acid said she was hitting on you and you-- - I was totally coming onto you when I met you that one time.
- I was, hard too.
- I was totally coming onto you when I met you that one time.
- I just thought you were being friendly.
- I was totally coming onto you when I met you that one time.
- I'm gagging.
- I was totally coming onto you when I met you that one time.
- Hopefully someone sees the beauty in me - I was totally coming onto you when I met you that one time.
one of these days.
- I was totally coming onto you when I met you that one time.
- I don't think Kim Chi knows what she looks like.
- I was totally coming onto you when I met you that one time.
She's still a virgin because she's not aware - I was totally coming onto you when I met you that one time.
that she's, like, a good-looking 6'4" man.
- I was totally coming onto you when I met you that one time.
You got to own that.
- I was totally coming onto you when I met you that one time.
- So, Cynthia.
- Uh-huh? - What was it like in Puerto Rico? - So, Cynthia.
- Uh-huh? - Oh, amazing.
- So, Cynthia.
- Uh-huh? - They got a lot of gangs in Puerto Rico too.
- So, Cynthia.
- Uh-huh? - Yes.
- So, Cynthia.
- Uh-huh? - When I was younger, girl, - So, Cynthia.
- Uh-huh? I wanted to be in a gang.
- So, Cynthia.
- Uh-huh? Girl, I had a gun, a .
38 Special.
- So, Cynthia.
- Uh-huh? - What? - Yes, God.
- So, Cynthia.
- Uh-huh? I was a little gangbanger.
- So, Cynthia.
- Uh-huh? Girl, I've seen people shot.
- So, Cynthia.
- Uh-huh? - Oh, my God.
- So, Cynthia.
- Uh-huh? - I've smelled, like, the smell of brains.
- So, Cynthia.
- Uh-huh? - Chi Chi, that is insane.
- Girl, to see my mom break down and cry? - Chi Chi, that is insane.
That was it.
- Chi Chi, that is insane.
Plus my daddy beat the hell out of me for having a gun.
- Chi Chi, that is insane.
- Good parenting.
- Yeah.
- Chi Chi, that is insane.
- I can't even imagine.
- Chi Chi, that is insane.
- When I tell you I come from the streets, - Chi Chi, that is insane.
I'm not kidding.
- Chi Chi, that is insane.
People don't make it where I come from.
- Chi Chi, that is insane.
- Were you doing all of that - Chi Chi, that is insane.
with gangs and everything 'cause you were trying - Chi Chi, that is insane.
to hide the fact that you were gay? - Chi Chi, that is insane.
- Yeah, 'cause I was afraid - Chi Chi, that is insane.
of what my mom, my brother, you know, - Chi Chi, that is insane.
everybody would think of me.
- Chi Chi, that is insane.
When I look back, I can kind of see - Chi Chi, that is insane.
why I was acting out.
- Chi Chi, that is insane.
It was because I wasn't being me.
- Chi Chi, that is insane.
When I finally came out, - Chi Chi, that is insane.
it was a turning point in my life.
- Chi Chi, that is insane.
I could have been dead.
- Chi Chi, that is insane.
I could have been locked up, - Chi Chi, that is insane.
but I'm here with you girls.
- Chi Chi, that is insane.
I feel blessed, bitch, to be here.
- Chi Chi, that is insane.
- And you're a role model, an example - Chi Chi, that is insane.
for the future generations.
- Chi Chi, that is insane.
So, so proud of you, baby.
- Chi Chi, that is insane.
- Baby, I overcame it.
- Chi Chi, that is insane.
- All right.
- Okay.
- Chi Chi, that is insane.
Can I get an amen? - Chi Chi, that is insane.
all: Amen.
- Chi Chi, that is insane.
- [speaking Spanish.]
- What? - Chi Chi, that is insane.
- What does that mean? - Chi Chi, that is insane.
- "If you can't love yourself, - Chi Chi, that is insane.
how the hell you can love somebody else?" - Chi Chi, that is insane.
I will never read another queen on TV again.
- I know, bitch, no, ma'am.
I will never read another queen on TV again.
- Who does she think she is? I will never read another queen on TV again.
Blahbedy-blah-blah-blah.
I will never read another queen on TV again.
Hasn't she ever heard of a lace front? I will never read another queen on TV again.
Blippity, bloppity, bloopity.
I will never read another queen on TV again.
If I was on "RuPaul's Drag Race," I will never read another queen on TV again.
I tell you what I would do.
I will never read another queen on TV again.
- Ain't that the truth, right? I will never read another queen on TV again.
- I would do this, and I'd never do that.
I will never read another queen on TV again.
Cut, too, girl.
I will never read another queen on TV again.
[upbeat music.]
I will never read another queen on TV again.
["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
I will never read another queen on TV again.
I will never read another queen on TV again.
- [laughs.]
I will never read another queen on TV again.
I will never read another queen on TV again.
- Cover girl, put the bass in your walk I will never read another queen on TV again.
Head to toe I will never read another queen on TV again.
Let your whole body talk I will never read another queen on TV again.
And what? I will never read another queen on TV again.
Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race.
" I will never read another queen on TV again.
My duet partner Michelle Visage.
I will never read another queen on TV again.
Don't you look eloguent? - [laughs.]
I will never read another queen on TV again.
and the writer and the arranger of "Bitch Perfect," I will never read another queen on TV again.
Lucian Piane, is here.
I will never read another queen on TV again.
- Hey, Ru.
I will never read another queen on TV again.
- Our dean of dance, Jamal Sims.
I will never read another queen on TV again.
Were my girls ladies or shady? I will never read another queen on TV again.
- It was a bit of both.
[laughs.]
I will never read another queen on TV again.
- Just the way I like 'em, I will never read another queen on TV again.
and multi-talented singer, songwriter, I will never read another queen on TV again.
and actress, Miss Ester Dean.
I will never read another queen on TV again.
Girl, you co-wrote "Firework," "Super Bass," "S&M.
" I will never read another queen on TV again.
When you gonna write a song for us to do? I will never read another queen on TV again.
- I'm gonna write it right now.
I will never read another queen on TV again.
[laughter.]
I will never read another queen on TV again.
- This week we challenged our queens to be bitch perfect I will never read another queen on TV again.
in a dragappella lip-sync extravaganza.
I will never read another queen on TV again.
Gentlemen, start your engines, I will never read another queen on TV again.
and may the best woman win.
I will never read another queen on TV again.
Coming up I will never read another queen on TV again.
- We're all fly, fly, fly, fly I will never read another queen on TV again.
[glass shatters.]
- Oh, my God! I will never read another queen on TV again.
- [laughs.]
I will never read another queen on TV again.
- [laughs.]
- Once a year, two rival dragappella groups - [laughs.]
meet in the BoobsForQueens warehouse.
- [laughs.]
- Calling all the basic pitches.
- [laughs.]
- The Lady Bitches - [laughs.]
from the Lace Front Institute of Technology - [laughs.]
- Well, look who's here for an off-key kiki.
- [laughs.]
- Have a sing off with the Shady Bitches - [laughs.]
from the Lake Titicaca Academy of Braids, Weaves, and Waffles.
- [laughs.]
- I thought I smelled out of tuna fishes.
- [laughs.]
- Oh, hell no.
- [laughs.]
- The rules are simple.
- [laughs.]
Keep it cute or sashay away.
- [laughs.]
- Category is RuPaul.
- [laughs.]
- Bitches better beware.
- [laughs.]
all: Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah - [laughs.]
- Five, six, seven - [laughs.]
- Don't be jealous of my boogie - [laughs.]
Jealous of my boogie - [laughs.]
Jealous of my boogie, jealous of my boogie - [laughs.]
- Hey, DJ, love the way I lose my inhibitions - [laughs.]
When you spin - [laughs.]
And I don't care if people stare - [laughs.]
I'd rather boogie than try to fit in - [laughs.]
- Don't be jealous of my boogie - [laughs.]
Jealous of my boogie - [laughs.]
You can say that you are not - [laughs.]
But I always see you looking - [laughs.]
Don't be jealous of my boogie - [laughs.]
- Jealous of my boogie - Don't be - [laughs.]
- You can say that you are not - [laughs.]
But I always see you looking - [laughs.]
- Don't be so jealous of my boogie - [laughs.]
- Oh, really? Is that all you got? - [laughs.]
What about this? - [laughs.]
all: Lake, Lake, Titi, Titicaca - [laughs.]
Titi, Titi, Lake, Lake - [laughs.]
Titi, Titicaca, Titi, Titi - [laughs.]
Geronimo, Geronimo - [laughs.]
They're falling like they're dominos - [laughs.]
Sight beat the world and we shall see - [laughs.]
Ay, ay ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay - [laughs.]
La-la-la, la-la - [laughs.]
- Geronimo, Geronimo - [laughs.]
These girls are falling dominoes - [laughs.]
They, they call me dynamo, but I be yelling vámanos - [laughs.]
- So you 'bout to undergo Daenerys - [laughs.]
In "A Game of Thrones" - [laughs.]
No, I'm not no common ho - [laughs.]
Slip sliding down a rabbit hole, what? - [laughs.]
- And they be slain - [laughs.]
I slay these bitches, double Dutch - [laughs.]
- And they be slain - [laughs.]
I slay these bitches, so what's up? - [laughs.]
- Yeah, so what's up? - [laughs.]
What else you got? - [laughs.]
- We'll show you what's up.
- [laughs.]
- All of the glamour and all of the fame - [laughs.]
People are gonna remember your name - [laughs.]
Now and forever, your dreams coming true - [laughs.]
- Dreams coming true - [laughs.]
- They're gonna love it whatever you do - [laughs.]
all: Gonna love you - As you are - [laughs.]
all: Gonna love you - You're a superstar - [laughs.]
all: Gonna love you - As you are - [laughs.]
all: Gonna love you - [laughs.]
- You're a all: Superstar - [laughs.]
- And do the ones I love know - [laughs.]
That you're the reason why I dare to live my life - [laughs.]
I dare to liberate my mind - [laughs.]
You're running through my veins - [laughs.]
Make me come alive - [laughs.]
all: Mmm, da-da-da-da - [laughs.]
Give me one shot, one shot of adrenaline - [laughs.]
- Oh-oh - Adrenaline - [laughs.]
- Oh - One shot, one shot - [laughs.]
Of adrenaline - [laughs.]
- [beat boxing.]
- [laughs.]
all: Can I get, can I get it to go? Can I get, can I get it to go? all: Can I get, can I get it to go? Can I get, can I get it to go? all: Can I get, can I get it to go? Can I get, can I get it to go? all: Can I get, can I get it to go? - Oh, yeah? Well, listen to our beats.
all: Can I get, can I get it to go? - [beat boxing.]
all: Can I get, can I get it to go? - If I dream everything I want to be all: Can I get, can I get it to go? If I dream all the possibilities all: Can I get, can I get it to go? - Pick myself up, turn the world on its head all: Can I get, can I get it to go? Don't forget what all: Can I get, can I get it to go? Don't forget what my mama said all: Can I get, can I get it to go? - Who, who do you think you are? all: Can I get, can I get it to go? I'm telling the truth now all: Can I get, can I get it to go? We're all born naked and the rest is drag all: Can I get, can I get it to go? all: Scamming money, don't make no money all: Can I get, can I get it to go? But freaky money do get the money all: Can I get, can I get it to go? 'Cause freaky money, do get the money all: Can I get, can I get it to go? 'Cause freaky, freaky, money, money, money all: Can I get, can I get it to go? Money, money, money, money all: Can I get, can I get it to go? all: Money, money, money, money all: Can I get, can I get it to go? Money, money, money, money, money, money, money, money all: Can I get, can I get it to go? - Money, money, money, m-money all: Can I get, can I get it to go? M-money--money, money, money, money, money, money all: Can I get, can I get it to go? - Yo, yo, why are we all battling each other? all: Can I get, can I get it to go? Aren't we all just mens in wigs? all: Can I get, can I get it to go? - Can I get an amen? all: Ooh all: Can I get, can I get it to go? - Can I get an amen? all: Can I get, can I get it to go? If you can't love yourself all: Can I get, can I get it to go? How in the hell you gonna love somebody else? all: Can I get, can I get it to go? - Everybody wants her all: Can I get, can I get it to go? Ms.
Sexy in the city all: Can I get, can I get it to go? She's on the prowl all: Can I get, can I get it to go? She rock this town all: Can I get, can I get it to go? - Who's that girl? all: Can I get, can I get it to go? A fly ferocious lady all: Can I get, can I get it to go? Get up and dance, Get up, get up and all: Can I get, can I get it to go? all: Sashay, shantay, panther on the runway all: Can I get, can I get it to go? - Do it, do it, ohh all: Can I get, can I get it to go? All these girls say all: Can I get, can I get it to go? together: Girls say, girls say, girls say, girls say all: Can I get, can I get it to go? Girls say, girls say girls say, girls say all: Can I get, can I get it to go? - This is the main event, are you ready? all: Can I get, can I get it to go? Just let the music dance into your soul all: Can I get, can I get it to go? - Cover girl, put the bass in your walk all: Can I get, can I get it to go? Head to toe, let your whole body talk all: Can I get, can I get it to go? Cover girl, put the bass in your walk all: Can I get, can I get it to go? - She's so wild, so animal [glass shatters.]
all: Can I get, can I get it to go? She's gonna work that sexy body so sexual all: Can I get, can I get it to go? She's like a female phenomenon all: Can I get, can I get it to go? - Cover girl, put the bass in your walk all: Can I get, can I get it to go? Cover girl all: Can I get, can I get it to go? - Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly all: Can I get, can I get it to go? Uh-oh, now sissy that walk all: Can I get, can I get it to go? [cheers and applause.]
- Oh, my God! all: Can I get, can I get it to go? - Coming up - You're a complete standout.
- Coming up - Fantastic.
- Coming up - You cannot dance.
- Coming up - [laughs.]
- Coming up - [laughs.]
[dance music.]
- [laughs.]
- Category is movie premiere realness.
- [laughs.]
The realness - [laughs.]
Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
- [laughs.]
Yes, the ALMA Awards.
- [laughs.]
Hola, como estas.
- [laughs.]
- I love my runway look.
- [laughs.]
My hair is very Latina.
- [laughs.]
It's like Roselyn Sánchez and Sofía Vergara have a baby, - [laughs.]
and it's Cynthia.
- [laughs.]
- You know who else it is? - [laughs.]
- It's both: Valerie Harper.
- [laughs.]
- That's who it is.
- Yes.
Adiós.
- [laughs.]
Bob The Drag Queen.
- [laughs.]
As opposed to Bob The Chiropractor.
- [laughs.]
all: Yes.
- [laughs.]
- Afro she better don't.
- [laughs.]
- I'm wearing this black gown.
- [laughs.]
It's completely see-through.
- [laughs.]
I have great legs; I got 'em on eBay.
- [laughs.]
I like to do looks that are, like, very natural black woman, - [laughs.]
so I'm wearing my hair slicked straight back - [laughs.]
with a nice afro in the back.
- [laughs.]
I just want to look elegant, and I think I'm pulling it off.
- [laughs.]
- What's she gonna do with all that? - [laughs.]
[laughter.]
- [laughs.]
- Ooh, "Good Times.
" - [laughs.]
- Derrick Barry.
- [laughs.]
Hey, Derrick - [laughs.]
- [laughs.]
- Ann-Margrock.
- Mm-hmm.
- [laughs.]
- I'm giving you Vegas red carpet.
- [laughs.]
I want it to be a little revealing, - [laughs.]
and I love this big hair.
- [laughs.]
I wanted a big pompadour.
- [laughs.]
The curtains definitely don't match the carpet.
- [laughs.]
- Would she be a ginger? - [laughs.]
- She's a ginger, yes.
- [laughs.]
- Oh, okay.
- She's got an AMBER Alert.
- [laughs.]
- Yes.
- Whoo.
- [laughs.]
- Laila McQueen.
- [laughs.]
- I want to be seen in green.
- [laughs.]
both: Yes.
- [laughs.]
- This is a very atypical look from Laila.
- [laughs.]
I am trying to be a classy broad this evening.
- [laughs.]
I am rocking these iridescent purple and green sequins.
- [laughs.]
I'm trying to show the judges that I can be glamorous.
- [laughs.]
I'm not always just a nasty slut - [laughs.]
with smeared black lipstick.
- [laughs.]
- Oh, and then there's that too.
- [laughs.]
- All right.
- Wooden.
- [laughs.]
[laughter.]
- [laughs.]
Laila McQueen, pretty in green.
- [laughs.]
Robbie Turner.
- Yes, Marilyn.
- [laughs.]
- Her glamour-puss is on fire.
- [laughs.]
- Yes, it is.
- [laughs.]
- I chose a Vera Wang wedding gown - [laughs.]
that was hand dyed strawberry red, - [laughs.]
and it is to die for.
- [laughs.]
I know some bitch is gonna want to buy it off of me, - [laughs.]
but you know what? - [laughs.]
I sleep in this; this is my pajamas.
- [laughs.]
- She's here to accept her Oscar for lifetime achievement.
- [laughs.]
Ladies and gentlemen, Jayne Meadows.
- [laughs.]
[laughter.]
- [laughs.]
- She's been red.
- Several times.
- [laughs.]
[laughter.]
- [laughs.]
Kim Chi.
- [laughs.]
Hollywood glamour.
- [laughs.]
- Why don't you come up and see my sometime? - [laughs.]
- Slow motion with it.
- [laughs.]
- Uh-huh.
That's right.
- [laughs.]
Sneak all of this in right here.
- [laughs.]
- Mm-hmm.
- [laughs.]
- I chose this delicate-looking flower fantasy.
- [laughs.]
It's ethereal, serene, avant-garde, - [laughs.]
and there is a very innocent quality to this look.
- [laughs.]
I just want to feel like I'm a nymph - [laughs.]
who lives on a cherry blossom tree - [laughs.]
that just came down to the ground to party - [laughs.]
with all the earthlings.
- [laughs.]
- Bam.
- Oh.
- [laughs.]
- Bam.
- Oh, yes.
- [laughs.]
- She's like Anna Mae West.
Gorgeous.
- [laughs.]
- We'll take a journey through her poppy field.
- [laughs.]
- Chi Chi DeVayne.
- [laughs.]
- She is your dream girl.
- [laughs.]
- Oh, stop.
- [laughs.]
- Shine, Dina, shine.
- [laughs.]
- I'm stomping it down.
- [laughs.]
Walking around puddles on the girls.
- [laughs.]
For those who don't know what that is, - [laughs.]
it's making a figure eight on stage.
- [laughs.]
Just serving up this beautiful red dress.
- [laughs.]
Oh, I'm gonna serve these bitches up.
- [laughs.]
- She got dreams of her own.
- [laughs.]
- Yes.
- [laughs.]
- That's the Louisiana glamour.
- [laughs.]
Down in the bayou.
- [laughs.]
"RuPaul's Drag Race" Fashion Week - [laughs.]
presents Naomi Smalls.
- [laughs.]
- Come on, baby.
- Ooh, yes.
- [laughs.]
- I know that the judges - [laughs.]
are admiring me from every angle.
- [laughs.]
The hair is right.
The legs are right.
- [laughs.]
The shoes are right.
The face is right.
- [laughs.]
Everything's right.
- [laughs.]
I just made the best dressed list.
- [laughs.]
- Serving legs, necks, arms, thighs.
- [laughs.]
Cover girl.
- [laughs.]
Acid Betty.
- [laughs.]
Oh, architecture.
- [laughs.]
She is giving 1970s Pat Cleveland on the runway.
- [laughs.]
- Yes.
- You know what, Ru? - [laughs.]
- Huh? - She don't fool me.
- [laughs.]
I see right through her.
[laughter.]
- [laughs.]
- I've chosen to wear this skin color gown - [laughs.]
and, of course, my fierce Philip Treacy wannabe hat.
- [laughs.]
This outfit is couture made just for me, - [laughs.]
and no other bitch will have one.
- [laughs.]
- Is that a new telephone? - [laughs.]
- Bluetooth.
- This is the 5G network.
- [laughs.]
[laughter.]
- [laughs.]
- Dax ExclamationPoint.
- [laughs.]
- Southern belle.
- [laughs.]
- Come on, Lonette McKee.
"Cotton Club.
" - [laughs.]
- Can I borrow a cup of flour? - She's all out.
- [laughs.]
[laughter.]
- [laughs.]
- Tonight on the runway I'm serving - [laughs.]
lady sings the green and gold blues.
- [laughs.]
I'm not a gown girl, - [laughs.]
but I really want to show - [laughs.]
that I have clothes that can touch the floor, - [laughs.]
and I want to show them a different silhouette - [laughs.]
than I normally would wear.
- [laughs.]
- Yes, bang, bang into the room.
- [laughs.]
Thorgy Thor.
- [laughs.]
- She doing the neutron dance.
- Oh, yeah.
- [laughs.]
- Thorgy Minnelli.
- [laughs.]
- Whoo, it's disco, bitch.
- [laughs.]
I decided to not wear what everyone else is wearing, - [laughs.]
which was a boring gown.
- [laughs.]
I'm wearing my big Donna Summer hair - [laughs.]
and my sequin jumpsuit that I made from scratch.
- [laughs.]
I'm comfy, and I'm feeling it.
- [laughs.]
- "Xanadu.
" - [laughs.]
- I want to dance with your somebody.
- [laughs.]
- She's the drag daughter of a "Solid Gold" dancer.
- [laughs.]
Welcome, ladies.
Now, this week you performed in teams, Welcome, ladies.
but tonight you'll be judged as individuals.
Welcome, ladies.
Harshly.
Welcome, ladies.
When I call your name, please step forward.
Welcome, ladies.
Laila McQueen.
Welcome, ladies.
Thorgy Thor.
Welcome, ladies.
Kim Chi.
Welcome, ladies.
Acid Betty.
Welcome, ladies.
Dax ExclamationPoint.
Welcome, ladies.
Chi Chi DeVayne.
Welcome, ladies.
Ladies, you represent the tops Welcome, ladies.
and the bottoms of the week, Welcome, ladies.
and the rest of you bitches in the background Welcome, ladies.
are safe.
Welcome, ladies.
You may leave the stage.
Welcome, ladies.
Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
Coming up Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
- The one thing I'm concerned about Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
with you is when you'll fall, Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
you'll fall hard.
Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
- [laughs.]
Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
- [laughs.]
Ladies, you represent the tops - [laughs.]
and the bottoms of the week.
- [laughs.]
Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
- [laughs.]
First up, Laila McQueen.
- [laughs.]
- Hello, Laila, I think the dress is pretty.
- [laughs.]
The problem is, you're lost in it.
- [laughs.]
The hair is flat and long.
- [laughs.]
Everything's being pulled down.
You can see none of you.
- [laughs.]
- And as far as the performance goes, - [laughs.]
I feel like I wasn't getting much of the comedy, - [laughs.]
especially with the big personalities around you.
- [laughs.]
- Up next, Kim Chi.
- [laughs.]
- I can tell that you cannot dance, - [laughs.]
but on the positive side of that, you chose a character - [laughs.]
to cover up that you can't dance, - [laughs.]
and it worked.
- [laughs.]
- I don't mind that you can't dance - [laughs.]
because this look is, like, fantastic.
- [laughs.]
Yeah, I just want to smell you.
- Mmm.
- [laughs.]
- I do get concerned about your walk.
- [laughs.]
I'm not sure anymore that it's a choice.
- [laughs.]
It's very stiff, darling.
- [laughs.]
Give yourself over to it.
- [laughs.]
Allow yourself to have fun on this runway.
- [laughs.]
- How do you say "sissy that walk" in Korean? - [laughs.]
- [speaking Korean.]
- [speaking Korean.]
- [laughs.]
- Pow, pow.
- Yes, yes, yes.
- [laughs.]
- [speaking Korean.]
- [laughs.]
Up next, Louisiana glamour.
- [laughs.]
Bayou country.
Chi Chi DeVayne.
- [laughs.]
- Hey, y'all.
- [laughs.]
- [laughs.]
- It's funny 'cause we shot "Pitch Perfect" - [laughs.]
in Baton Rouge, so you make me feel really good - [laughs.]
by hearing your voice.
- [laughs.]
- Your performance today, you turned it completely out.
- [laughs.]
- That got them ass clap.
- [laughs.]
You know, they'd be throwing some dollars - [laughs.]
at your ass real fast.
- [laughs.]
- You definitely are my new trap queen.
- [laughs.]
- So tonight, I think you look-- - [laughs.]
for lack of a better term, sort of basic.
- [laughs.]
Look around.
- [laughs.]
This is a crew that came to play this season.
- [laughs.]
- But she looks amazing.
I love the red dress.
- [laughs.]
- "Dreamgirls" is one of my favorite musicals, - [laughs.]
so right now you're giving me Sheryl Lee Ralph realness.
- [laughs.]
- I don't really have anything negative to say about you.
- [laughs.]
- Thank you.
- [laughs.]
[laughter.]
- [laughs.]
- Next up, Acid Betty.
- [laughs.]
- What I really loved about what you did is, - [laughs.]
you were really a team player.
- [laughs.]
You were concerned about everybody else, - [laughs.]
and I appreciate stuff like that - [laughs.]
because it lets me know you care.
- [laughs.]
- So I love the headpiece.
- [laughs.]
I love the body art.
- [laughs.]
I'm not getting the train.
- [laughs.]
- I just like looking at you right now.
- [laughs.]
- I like looking at you right now.
- [laughs.]
- Ha-ha! - Do you need this? - [laughs.]
- You can't see this right now, - [laughs.]
but he's got a fistful of Jergens lotion.
- [laughs.]
[laughter.]
- [laughs.]
- The one thing I'm concerned about with you is, - [laughs.]
you're setting the bar so high.
- [laughs.]
I'll be waiting to see if you can keep raising it - [laughs.]
'cause when you'll fall, you'll fall hard.
- [laughs.]
- Is that a challenge, Michelle? - [laughs.]
- It's always a challenge when I throw it out there, darling.
- [laughs.]
- Next up, Dax ExclamationPoint.
- [laughs.]
- I love your face.
I love the hair.
- [laughs.]
Something about the bottom of the dress is not done.
- [laughs.]
- One thing I did notice from last week.
- [laughs.]
I have an issue with your padding.
- [laughs.]
It almost gives you a quadru-butt.
- [laughs.]
Just look at it.
- [laughs.]
- The performance, - [laughs.]
I really wanted you to get that hood, - [laughs.]
like, uh, you know, and it--and it still never came, - [laughs.]
and in rehearsals you were saying, - [laughs.]
"Oh, yeah, I'll do it when I figure out these steps.
" - [laughs.]
- I am not a classically trained dancer in the least, - [laughs.]
and like, I was also trying to kind of create a character - [laughs.]
while also thinking too much about other stuff, and like-- - [laughs.]
- You just got to go.
- [laughs.]
Whether you do it wrong or whatever, commit.
- [laughs.]
- All right, Thorgy Thor.
- [laughs.]
- As far as the dance portion, - [laughs.]
you're one of the people I didn't have to worry about.
- [laughs.]
- What I love about the jumpsuit is, - [laughs.]
it's smart because you said, "You know what? - [laughs.]
"At a movie premiere, everybody else - [laughs.]
"is gonna do some glamorous gown.
- [laughs.]
I'm gonna do something that's representative of me," - [laughs.]
But you wear your eyes so black that I'm losing your eyeballs, - [laughs.]
so blend it out.
- [laughs.]
- I'll take that challenge, yes.
- [laughs.]
- Thank you, ladies.
- [laughs.]
Now, while you untuck backstage, - [laughs.]
the judges and I will deliberate.
- [laughs.]
Now, just between us altos, what do you think? - [laughs.]
Laila McQueen.
- [laughs.]
- She stood out to me because she was the most improved.
- [laughs.]
I would have never thought - [laughs.]
she could last through the whole performance.
- [laughs.]
- But I didn't really remember what she had done.
- [laughs.]
- The only thing I remember about her - [laughs.]
is the mole underneath her eye, - [laughs.]
so I don't think that's good.
- [laughs.]
- You know what this is? - [laughs.]
This season has very strong personalities.
- [laughs.]
She's out of her league.
- [laughs.]
- I know she has a fire in her, - [laughs.]
but she gonna have to step her pussy up.
- [laughs.]
- Oh.
- Kim Chi.
- [laughs.]
- Talk about somebody who's the polar opposite of Laila.
- [laughs.]
You can't stop looking at Kim Chi.
- [laughs.]
- When I see her on the runway, I was blown away, - [laughs.]
but it's so weird to me that she can't walk in heels.
- [laughs.]
- It could become a trend.
- [laughs.]
New York Fashion Week, a sasquatch, a Godzilla.
- [laughs.]
You better Kim Chi that walk, girl.
- [laughs.]
- Yes.
- [laughs.]
- But my fear for Kim Chi is that she is a look.
- [laughs.]
Because she's had such success - [laughs.]
with who she is visually, - [laughs.]
she hasn't had to deliver a performance.
- [laughs.]
She just had to be really cute and kind of nerdy and anime-y, - [laughs.]
but I think there's a personality in there.
- [laughs.]
I just want her to unleash it and let us have it.
- [laughs.]
- Chi Chi DeVayne.
- [laughs.]
- Tonight on the stage, did she play it safe? - [laughs.]
Yes.
- I loved her outfit.
- [laughs.]
It just seemed very classic and beautiful, - [laughs.]
and as far as the performance goes, - [laughs.]
she really slayed the other girls.
- [laughs.]
- I mean, really.
- Yes.
- [laughs.]
- She was doing her neck ghetto style - [laughs.]
upside down while twerking and not missing a word.
- [laughs.]
Honey, I was ready to make the Louisiana Purchase - [laughs.]
one more time.
[laughter.]
- [laughs.]
Acid Betty.
- [laughs.]
- Energy-wise, a complete standout.
- [laughs.]
I particularly loved her runway look - [laughs.]
with that weird fiber optic spiderweb.
- [laughs.]
- Yes.
- Everything I love about drag.
- [laughs.]
- Look, it wasn't perfect.
- [laughs.]
There was weirdness at the back - [laughs.]
that looked like draperies being dry-cleaned.
- [laughs.]
- I would have liked if that dress just - [laughs.]
did the see-through thing all the way down - [laughs.]
because it made her bottom heavy, - [laughs.]
and the color's ugly.
- [laughs.]
Sorry.
- Sorry 'bout it.
- [laughs.]
Dax ExclamationPoint.
- [laughs.]
- Tonight on the runway, it just was all wrong for me.
- [laughs.]
The flower did not go with the dress.
- [laughs.]
The colors were dull, - [laughs.]
and in the performance you literally forgot - [laughs.]
that Dax was there.
- [laughs.]
- In "Pitch Perfect," I know what it felt like - [laughs.]
to not be a classical dancer.
- [laughs.]
It just takes courage to get past it.
- [laughs.]
She don't want to fight for it.
- [laughs.]
It's like she's the girl in the girl group - [laughs.]
with the Beyoncé in it.
- [laughs.]
Beyoncé only stands out because she really wants it.
- [laughs.]
- She's the Farrah.
- LaTavia.
- [laughs.]
- I don't want to call no names.
- [laughs.]
- Thorgy Thor.
- [laughs.]
- She nailed the performance.
- [laughs.]
She came out in that catsuit.
- [laughs.]
It was 180 degrees different - [laughs.]
from the performance personality.
- [laughs.]
- Just hated the shoes.
- Uh-huh.
- [laughs.]
- They look like ugly shoes.
- [laughs.]
- Well, no, my issue is her makeup.
- [laughs.]
Two times in a row it's a--two black eyes.
- [laughs.]
- So, Michelle, what you're saying is that - [laughs.]
Thorgy is in an abusive relationship with her makeup.
- [laughs.]
- Yes.
- [laughs.]
- Silence.
- [laughs.]
I've made my decision.
- [laughs.]
Bring back my girls.
- [laughs.]
- [laughs.]
- [laughs.]
- [laughs.]
- Welcome back, ladies.
- [laughs.]
Based on your "Bitch Perfect" performance - [laughs.]
and your movie premiere eleganza, - [laughs.]
I've made some decisions.
- [laughs.]
Thorgy Thor, you're safe.
- Thank you.
Thorgy Thor, you're safe.
- Chi Chi DeVayne, not only did you turn it out, - Chi Chi DeVayne, girl, you turned it upside down.
- Chi Chi DeVayne, Condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.
- Chi Chi DeVayne, - Wow.
- Wow.
- Chi Chi DeVayne, - For real? - Really, Ru? - Chi Chi DeVayne, Chi Chi sucked as a leader.
- Chi Chi DeVayne, - I won a challenge.
- Chi Chi DeVayne, I'm definitely on the radar.
- Chi Chi DeVayne, Y'all girls better look out.
- Chi Chi DeVayne, - You've won a four-night getaway - Chi Chi DeVayne, to an all gay bed and breakfast - Chi Chi DeVayne, in beautiful New England courtesy of MyGayGetaway.
com.
- Chi Chi DeVayne, - So I get to go overseas? - Chi Chi DeVayne, - No, New England is here in the United States.
- Oh, okay.
[laughter.]
- No, New England is here in the United States.
- Chi Chi, you may cross the seas - No, New England is here in the United States.
and join the other girls.
- Whoo! - No, New England is here in the United States.
- Acid Betty, you're safe.
- Thank you.
- Acid Betty, you're safe.
- Dax ExclamationPoint, - Acid Betty, you're safe.
the lack of commitment to your performance - Acid Betty, you're safe.
forces me to put a question mark after your name.
- Acid Betty, you're safe.
I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
- Acid Betty, you're safe.
- I think there were girls that did worse than me, - Acid Betty, you're safe.
and I'm sad, and I'm just pissed about it.
- Acid Betty, you're safe.
- Laila McQueen, in your performance - Acid Betty, you're safe.
you got lost in the din and tonic.
- Acid Betty, you're safe.
Kim Chi, in your performance you put your left foot forward.
- Acid Betty, you're safe.
Both of them.
- Acid Betty, you're safe.
Laila McQueen, I'm sorry, my dear, - Acid Betty, you're safe.
but you are up for elimination.
- Acid Betty, you're safe.
Kim Chi, you are safe, and you may join the other girls.
Kim Chi, you are safe, Two queens stand before me.
Prior to tonight you were asked Two queens stand before me.
to prepare a lip-sync performance Two queens stand before me.
of "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor.
Two queens stand before me.
Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me Two queens stand before me.
and save yourself from elimination.
Two queens stand before me.
The time has come [thunder rumbles.]
Two queens stand before me.
For you to lip-synch for your life.
Two queens stand before me.
[echoes.]
Two queens stand before me.
- I don't really do disco.
It's just not my genre, but I'm pretty confident - I don't really do disco.
I can definitely beat, uh, Laila.
- I don't really do disco.
Sorry, I forgot her name for a second.
- I don't really do disco.
- I feel the song that we're doing - I don't really do disco.
has such strong emotion tied with it, - I don't really do disco.
and Dax is kind of lackluster, and the song is not lackluster, - I don't really do disco.
so I'm like, "You got this.
" - I don't really do disco.
- All right, here we go.
Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
- All right, here we go.
["I Will Survive" playing.]
- All right, here we go.
- All right, here we go.
- At first I was afraid - All right, here we go.
I was petrified - All right, here we go.
Kept thinking I could never live without by my side - All right, here we go.
But I spent so many nights - All right, here we go.
Thinking how you did me wrong - All right, here we go.
And I grew strong - All right, here we go.
And I learned how to get along - All right, here we go.
And so you're back from outer space - All right, here we go.
I just walked in to find you here - All right, here we go.
With that sad look upon your face - All right, here we go.
I should have changed that stupid lock - All right, here we go.
I should have made you leave your key - All right, here we go.
If I'd have known for just one second - All right, here we go.
You'd be back to bother me - All right, here we go.
Go on, now go - All right, here we go.
Walk out the door - All right, here we go.
Just turn around now - All right, here we go.
'Cause you're not welcome anymore - All right, here we go.
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with good-bye? - All right, here we go.
Did you think I'd crumble? - All right, here we go.
Did you think I'd lay down and die? - All right, here we go.
Oh, no, not I - All right, here we go.
I will survive - All right, here we go.
Oh, as long as I know - All right, here we go.
How to love I know I'll stay alive - All right, here we go.
I've got all my life to live - All right, here we go.
I've got all my love to give, and I'll survive - All right, here we go.
I will survive - All right, here we go.
Oh - All right, here we go.
- All right, here we go.
Go on now go, walk out the door - All right, here we go.
Just turn around now - All right, here we go.
'Cause you're not welcome anymore - All right, here we go.
Weren't you the one who tried to break me with good-bye? - All right, here we go.
Did you think I'd crumble? - All right, here we go.
Did you think I'd lay down and die? - All right, here we go.
Oh, no, not I - All right, here we go.
I will survive - All right, here we go.
Oh, as long as I know - All right, here we go.
How to love, I know I'll stay alive - All right, here we go.
I've got all my life to live - All right, here we go.
I've got all my love to give, and I'll survive - All right, here we go.
I will survive - All right, here we go.
I will survive - All right, here we go.
[applause.]
- All right, here we go.
- Ladies, I've made my decision.
- All right, here we go.
Dax ExclamationPoint, Laila McQueen Dax ExclamationPoint, Neither one of you survived that lip sync.
I must ask you both to sashay away.
Neither one of you survived that lip sync.
- Wait, second time in history of "RuPaul.
" Two eliminated! - Wait, second time in history of "RuPaul.
" - Thank you, ladies.
- Wait, second time in history of "RuPaul.
" You may leave the stage.
- Wait, second time in history of "RuPaul.
" - Both of us? - We're glad we made it here, - Both of us? but it sucks to go home second, third.
- Both of us? - That's about accurate, yeah.
- Both of us? I know I gave it.
- Both of us? I didn't half-ass it.
- Both of us? I just wish it hadn't gone this way.
- Both of us? I look forward to a nap and vodka.
- Both of us? Lots of vodka.
- Both of us? - Michelle, may I borrow your phone? [phone dialing.]
[sighs.]
Hi, it's RuPaul.
[sighs.]
- Who the fuck is RuPaul talking to? [sighs.]
- Listen, I had to eliminate two queens today.
[sighs.]
How soon can you get here? [sighs.]
- Fuck.
[sighs.]
Someone's coming back.
[sighs.]