RuPaul's Drag Race (2009) s08e03 Episode Script

1 - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" You'll be competing in the drag-apella movie, - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" "Bitch Perfect.
" - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" all: Now sissy that walk - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - Chi Chi DeVayne, - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" - Dax ExclamationPoint, - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" Laila McQueen, - Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" neither one of you survived that lip sync.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" [dramatic music.]
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" Sashay away.
- Previously on "RuPaul's Drag Race" [laid-back music.]
[laid-back music.]
- Oh, my God.
- Oh! [laid-back music.]
- I did not even see that coming.
[laid-back music.]
- Gag of the century.
[laid-back music.]
- You never know what's gonna happen, [laid-back music.]
and when you on the stage, [laid-back music.]
bitch, you better own it.
[laid-back music.]
This is a wakeup call for all of us.
[laid-back music.]
If you ain't stepping that pussy up, [laid-back music.]
your ass is going home.
[laid-back music.]
- So who do you guys think that RuPaul called? [laid-back music.]
- I had to eliminate two queens today.
[laid-back music.]
How soon can you get here? [laid-back music.]
- One queen who needs to be redeemed more than any queen on the "Drag Race" - One queen who needs to be redeemed is Victoria "Pork Chop" Parker.
- One queen who needs to be redeemed - Question is when Shangela returns, - One queen who needs to be redeemed what are we gonna do? - One queen who needs to be redeemed [laughter.]
- One queen who needs to be redeemed I think we should all agree that whoever the girl that comes in, - One queen who needs to be redeemed we just ignore her and treat her like poo.
- One queen who needs to be redeemed - Damn.
- One queen who needs to be redeemed We have another bitch coming into the competition? - One queen who needs to be redeemed [dramatic tones.]
- One queen who needs to be redeemed Girl, this is some bullshit.
- One queen who needs to be redeemed - RuPaul's Drag Race - The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race" - RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply - RuPaul's Drag Race of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics - RuPaul's Drag Race and a cash prize of $100,000.
- RuPaul's Drag Race With extra-special guest judges "Empire's" Tasha Smith - RuPaul's Drag Race and the legendary Faith Evans! - RuPaul's Drag Race - RuPaul's Drag Race - RuPaul's Drag Race - May the best woman, best woman win - RuPaul's Drag Race [tires screeching.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race [upbeat music.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race - Work.
- Work.
- RuPaul's Drag Race [laughter.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race - It's a brand-new day! - RuPaul's Drag Race We've survived.
- RuPaul's Drag Race [siren wails.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race - Ooh, girl.
- RuPaul's Drag Race She done already done had herses.
- RuPaul's Drag Race To be America's next drag superstar, - RuPaul's Drag Race you don't need to be humble.
- RuPaul's Drag Race - Agreed.
- RuPaul's Drag Race - But if you trip or stumble, - RuPaul's Drag Race well, honey, that's just the way that cookie crumbles.
- RuPaul's Drag Race [chuckles dramatically.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race [laughter.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race [door squeaking.]
- Hello, hello, hello.
- RuPaul's Drag Race [cheers and applause.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race - Wow! - This is the outfit.
- RuPaul's Drag Race - Why, thank you.
- RuPaul's Drag Race It is a Klein Epstein & Parker suit.
- RuPaul's Drag Race They're made to measure.
- RuPaul's Drag Race - [laughs.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race - Now, ladies, - RuPaul's Drag Race when the Supreme Court legalized same sex marriage, - RuPaul's Drag Race they moved this country boldly forward.
- RuPaul's Drag Race But when it comes to their sense of style, - RuPaul's Drag Race the justices are, like, so 18th century.
- RuPaul's Drag Race - Yeah.
- RuPaul's Drag Race - Oh, Pit Crew! - RuPaul's Drag Race - Whoo! - Oh! - RuPaul's Drag Race - Now for today's mini challenge, - RuPaul's Drag Race I want you to drag up these basic black robes.
- RuPaul's Drag Race Think Judge Judy Couture.
- RuPaul's Drag Race We'll take a 30-minute recess, - RuPaul's Drag Race and then, the Supreme Court Fashion Show will be in session.
- RuPaul's Drag Race Go! - RuPaul's Drag Race - Ah! [laughter.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race [upbeat music.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race - Think this looks like absolute garbage, and I love it.
- RuPaul's Drag Race - Ladies! Time's up.
- RuPaul's Drag Race Category is, Supreme Court Realness.
- RuPaul's Drag Race [gavel pounding.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race First up, Bob The Drag Queen.
- RuPaul's Drag Race She received her law degree online - RuPaul's Drag Race from the Tyler Perry "I Can Learn Law All By Myself" school.
- RuPaul's Drag Race Supreme Court Justice Naomi Smalls - RuPaul's Drag Race from the law firm of Evangelista and Fangs.
- RuPaul's Drag Race She almost got disbarred - RuPaul's Drag Race for excessive mouth pops.
- [pops.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race That was only one.
- RuPaul's Drag Race - [popping.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race - [laughs.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race Justice Derrick Barry.
- RuPaul's Drag Race She was inspired to study law - RuPaul's Drag Race after sneaking into a matinee of "Legally Blonde.
" - RuPaul's Drag Race Oh! - RuPaul's Drag Race - Oh, and then my wig come off.
- RuPaul's Drag Race - All rise for Supreme Court Justice - RuPaul's Drag Race Cynthia Lee Fontaine, AKA Cuckoo Freedom.
- RuPaul's Drag Race - [laughs.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race - She made herstory with her landmark verdict - RuPaul's Drag Race for legalizing sex.
[record scratches.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race Really, Judge? - [laughs.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race - I think it was funny.
- RuPaul's Drag Race - [laughs.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race - Supreme Court Justice Acid Betty.
- RuPaul's Drag Race She believes in every citizen's right - RuPaul's Drag Race to go fisting.
[record scratches.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race Uh, it said-- I'm sorry, it's go fishing.
- RuPaul's Drag Race [laughter.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race Supreme Court Justice Robbie Turner.
- RuPaul's Drag Race If Justice Turner had her way, - RuPaul's Drag Race she'd outlaw ex-boyfriend Donald Trump.
- RuPaul's Drag Race - [laughs.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race - All rise for Supreme Court Justice - RuPaul's Drag Race Kim Chi.
- RuPaul's Drag Race She got her start at the law firm of Ching Chang & Chong.
- RuPaul's Drag Race I did not write these.
- RuPaul's Drag Race [laughter.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race Do not send me letters.
- RuPaul's Drag Race Supreme Court Justice Thorgy Thor.
- RuPaul's Drag Race She made herstory legalizing the right - RuPaul's Drag Race to stop traffic and tap-dance.
- RuPaul's Drag Race [car horn honks.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race [laughter.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race All rise for Supreme Court Justice - RuPaul's Drag Race Chi Chi DeVayne.
- RuPaul's Drag Race She made herstory with her landmark verdict - RuPaul's Drag Race legalizing ass clapping.
- RuPaul's Drag Race - Wha! - RuPaul's Drag Race [laughter.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race - Yes, Your Honor, yes.
- RuPaul's Drag Race If justice is blind, that bitch is missing out.
- RuPaul's Drag Race [laughter.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race The winner is - RuPaul's Drag Race [drum roll.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race Naomi Smalls.
- RuPaul's Drag Race - Nice! - Ooh! - RuPaul's Drag Race - And I'll be posting all of these supreme looks - RuPaul's Drag Race at logotv.
com.
- RuPaul's Drag Race Ladies, last week, several eliminations - RuPaul's Drag Race left a void that I've decided to fill - RuPaul's Drag Race with the one and only - RuPaul's Drag Race [dramatic music.]
- RuPaul's Drag Race - Bitches, I'm back! [all screaming.]
- Bitches, I'm back! - Naysha Lopez.
- Bitches, I'm back! - Oh, my God, it's Naysha! - Bitches, I'm back! She's back on the competition.
- Bitches, I'm back! - Naysha should have walked in with her luggage - Bitches, I'm back! and just kept on walking.
- Bitches, I'm back! Bye, girl.
- Bitches, I'm back! - Naysha, you're getting a second chance.
- Bitches, I'm back! So don't fuck it up.
- Okay.
- Bitches, I'm back! - Now, for this week's maxi challenge, - Bitches, I'm back! you'll be overacting in a pilot for my new TV series, - Bitches, I'm back! "RuCo's Empire.
" - Bitches, I'm back! #DragEmpire - Bitches, I'm back! - Whoo! - [laughs.]
- Bitches, I'm back! - That's right, RuRu kitty girls.
- Bitches, I'm back! It's cookie time.
- Bitches, I'm back! - Whoo! - [laughs.]
- Bitches, I'm back! - Naomi Smalls, you won the mini challenge.
- Bitches, I'm back! So you're a team captain.
- Bitches, I'm back! And Naysha Lopez, as a welcome back gift, - Bitches, I'm back! you're team captain too.
- Bitches, I'm back! - I'm not trying to fuck my second chance, - Bitches, I'm back! so let's do this.
- Bitches, I'm back! - Naomi, you get first pick.
- Bitches, I'm back! - I choose Robbie Turner.
- All right.
- Bitches, I'm back! - [laughs.]
- Naysha.
- Bitches, I'm back! - Derrick Barry.
- Yay! - Bitches, I'm back! - Bob The Drag Queen.
- Whoo! - Bitches, I'm back! - Thorgy.
- Yes! - Bitches, I'm back! - Awesome.
- Whoo! - Bitches, I'm back! - Chi Chi.
- Whoo.
- Bitches, I'm back! - Kim Chi.
- Yeah! - Bitches, I'm back! - Well, that leaves Acid Betty and "Santee Alley" Fontaine.
- Bitches, I'm back! [suspenseful tones.]
- Bitches, I'm back! - I'm gonna go with "Santee Alley.
" - Bitches, I'm back! - Which means Acid Betty, you are on Naysha's team.
- Bitches, I'm back! - Oh, fuck.
- Bitches, I'm back! Just kidding.
[laughter.]
- Bitches, I'm back! - Gentlemen, start your engines.
- Bitches, I'm back! And may the smartest cookie win.
- Bitches, I'm back! - Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
"Ginger Snap, classic militant activist.
" - Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
She's intense, so you want to take that role? - Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
- Uh - Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
- Derrick's playing this militant lesbian.
- Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
Really? - Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
- "Chocolate Chip Cookie, the over-the-top super diva.
- Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
She's got major attitude and blingy style.
" - Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
- I will feel comfortable - Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
with Chocolate Chip Cookie, personally.
- Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
- There's a lot of words in this.
- Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
Did you look at the script? - Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
- That's right, Chocolate Chip Cookie's back! - Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
- I did not understand at all what you said.
- Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
- [high pitched.]
And this gonna be my chance - Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
to win back Rucious for good! - Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
- Why are you talking up here like that? - Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
- Think the other team should be worried - Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
because they have a lot of girls that are just like - Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
not black.
- Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
- Coming up - Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
together: Action.
- Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
- I'm here to get what's mine.
- Bitch! - Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
You couldn't even make bail.
- Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
- I'm a strong gay woman! - Okay, so let's go through all of them real quick.
- Okay.
- [laughs.]
- Okay.
- [laughs.]
- Boom! [grunting.]
- [laughs.]
- "You double-crossing bitches.
" - [laughs.]
- For today's challenge, - [laughs.]
we have to perform in scenes inspired by the show, "Empire.
" - [laughs.]
It's got drama.
It's got Cookie.
- [laughs.]
I mean, this is a dream come true.
- [laughs.]
- "Maybe it was a lil' somethin'-somethin' extra - [laughs.]
I put in the drink.
" [laughs.]
- [laughs.]
- I've never seen "Empire," but Cookie sounds like a handful.
- [laughs.]
And Bob is a fuckin' handful, - [laughs.]
so it's just a match made in heaven.
- [laughs.]
- One thing I would say, - [laughs.]
make it, like a "Or maybe" - [laughs.]
- Let's do it again.
- 'Cause it got lost.
- [laughs.]
- Robbie, she's a trained actress - [laughs.]
and she's giving us all these tips.
- [laughs.]
- Like, this whole thing, and then be like, - [laughs.]
"Stand back, bitches!" - [laughs.]
[laughter.]
- [laughs.]
- We're definitely gonna win this challenge.
- [laughs.]
- "What you want? - [laughs.]
Oh, hello, Rucious's doctor.
" - [laughs.]
It's Rucious's doctor.
- [laughs.]
- This is one stale-ass Chocolate Chip Cookie.
- [laughs.]
Just an observation that I'm just making, - [laughs.]
Thorgy and Kim Chi switch.
- [laughs.]
- I would love to.
- Yeah, super diva.
- This is gonna be so good.
I really want to do this.
- I would love to.
- Yeah, super diva.
"Oh, you better think again, RuRu kitty.
- I would love to.
- Yeah, super diva.
That's right; Chocolate Chip Cookie is back.
" - I would love to.
- Yeah, super diva.
- "Did I hear my name?" - I would love to.
- Yeah, super diva.
- It sounded like Bob was doing - I would love to.
- Yeah, super diva.
- Of course.
- Yeah.
- I would love to.
- Yeah, super diva.
We're gonna be up against each other.
- I would love to.
- Yeah, super diva.
What part did you pick, Bob? - I would love to.
- Yeah, super diva.
- Chocolate Chip Cookie.
- I would love to.
- Yeah, super diva.
- Of course both myself and Bob - I would love to.
- Yeah, super diva.
are playing Chocolate Chip Cookie parts, - I would love to.
- Yeah, super diva.
and we're gonna be compared.
- I would love to.
- Yeah, super diva.
- Rivalry! - I would love to.
- Yeah, super diva.
- Thorgy's hilarious, but I'm like, - I would love to.
- Yeah, super diva.
"I am not worried about that.
" - I would love to.
- Yeah, super diva.
"Well, where the hell is Rucious? Rucious!" - I would love to.
- Yeah, super diva.
- There's a fire under my ass.
- I would love to.
- Yeah, super diva.
And I really, really fucking want to win the challenge.
- I would love to.
- Yeah, super diva.
[upbeat music.]
[upbeat music.]
- All right.
Team Naysha.
[upbeat music.]
- It's time to shoot the scene, [upbeat music.]
and everyone's feeling a little nervous.
[upbeat music.]
- Welcome to our beautiful set, [upbeat music.]
furnished by our friends at Rrivre Works.
[upbeat music.]
And say hello to my co-director.
[upbeat music.]
Grammy award-winning First Lady of hip-hop, [upbeat music.]
Faith Evans is here.
[upbeat music.]
- Hey.
- Hi, ladies.
[upbeat music.]
- What's up? [upbeat music.]
Mm-hmm.
- All right, places, people, places.
Mm-hmm.
It takes a village, people.
- Jesus, be my savior.
Mm-hmm.
- Here we go, and together: Action.
Mm-hmm.
- I'm here to get what's mine.
Mm-hmm.
- No, you're not.
[in deep voice.]
Yes, she is.
Mm-hmm.
Who are you? Mm-hmm.
[in deep voice.]
Stop interrupting me.
Mm-hmm.
- [chuckles.]
Mm-hmm.
- You all need to chill.
Mm-hmm.
The big RuCo White party is coming up.
Mm-hmm.
- And cut.
Kim Chi, I need to see more of this.
- And cut.
I need to see this.
- And cut.
- We smack a lot when we ratchet.
- And cut.
[smacking lips.]
Girl.
- Mm-hmm.
- And cut.
- [no sound.]
- And cut.
Like this.
[clicks tongue.]
- And cut.
[all clicking tongues.]
- And cut.
- Umyeah.
Let's try that again.
- Umyeah.
- Listen, Ho Ho! [smacks teeth.]
- Umyeah.
- [laughs.]
- Umyeah.
- Chocolate Chip Cookie's supposed to be in jail! - Umyeah.
[clicks tongue.]
[laughter.]
- Umyeah.
- That was much better.
- Umyeah.
And action.
- Umyeah.
- I'm gonna make you a star.
- Umyeah.
- Bitch, you couldn't even make bail.
- Umyeah.
- Ooh - [laughs.]
- Umyeah.
- But I can whoop yo ass.
- Umyeah.
[both grunting.]
- Umyeah.
[all gasp.]
- Umyeah.
- laughter.]
- Umyeah.
- Nobody wants a bitch who gets kicked off to come back, - Umyeah.
so I was glad to beat the shit out of her - Umyeah.
with this dirty broom.
- Umyeah.
[laughter.]
- Umyeah.
- The White party is the time for me to tell the whole world, - Umyeah.
it's okay to be gay.
- Umyeah.
- Cut.
- Umyeah.
Derrick, I'm losing you in that moment.
- Umyeah.
I know--you're not sort of connecting with anyone.
- Umyeah.
Just make sure that you command the room.
- Umyeah.
- Okay.
- Umyeah.
The White Party is the time for me to tell the whole world, - Umyeah.
that it's okay-- [cries.]
- Umyeah.
It's okay to be gay.
- Umyeah.
- What the hell is Derrick doing? She's lost in an afro.
- What the hell is Derrick doing? She's not funny.
- What the hell is Derrick doing? Come on, Britney.
Step it up.
- What the hell is Derrick doing? - Team Naomi.
My co-director, Faith Evans is here.
- Team Naomi.
- Hi, ladies.
- Team Naomi.
- This Notorious B.
I.
G.
's wife.
- Team Naomi.
- I got my drag name from Biggie Smalls, - Team Naomi.
so I'm fucking freaking out.
- Team Naomi.
- Now, she has lived this life, - Team Naomi.
so if you have any questions for her - Team Naomi.
in terms of character or inspiration - Team Naomi.
- What's the best hand to slap a hoe with, - Team Naomi.
like, the left or the right? - Team Naomi.
- Well, I'm left-handed.
[laughter.]
- Team Naomi.
- All right, so places, people, places.
- Team Naomi.
- Action.
- Team Naomi.
- Now where the hell is Rucious? Rucious! - Team Naomi.
- Rucious probably smelled you and went runnin'.
- Team Naomi.
- Well, then why did I waste my time - Team Naomi.
puttin' on this.
- Team Naomi.
[cheers and laughter.]
- Team Naomi.
Why you all gaggin'? - Team Naomi.
I bring it to you every episode.
- Team Naomi.
- [laughing.]
- Cut.
- Team Naomi.
- You say this is an over-acting challenge, - Team Naomi.
I'm like, [puffs.]
.
- Team Naomi.
You ain't gotta tell me twice.
- Team Naomi.
- Action.
- Team Naomi.
- Yo, yo, yo, hallelu, hallelu - Team Naomi.
My name's Shortbread, that's my girl, Macaroon - Team Naomi.
- [laughing.]
- Team Naomi.
- And that's why they need a strong woman on this company.
- Team Naomi.
- Cut.
- Team Naomi.
Miss Cynthia Lee, you just left out the word "gay," - Team Naomi.
when you said this company needs a strong, gay woman.
- Team Naomi.
Yes, because that's-- that's the joke.
- Team Naomi.
Okay, let's try that again.
- This company need a gay, strong woman.
Okay, let's try that again.
- Wait, cut.
Okay, let's try that again.
The line is, "A strong, gay woman.
" Okay, let's try that again.
- I'm a strong, gay woman! Okay, let's try that again.
- Cynthia's Ginger Snap is hilarious Okay, let's try that again.
for all the wrong reasons.
Okay, let's try that again.
I don't even know if she knows what she's saying.
Okay, let's try that again.
- [whistles.]
Okay, let's try that again.
- All right.
Let's move on.
Okay, let's try that again.
- That and how to shoplift.
Okay, let's try that again.
Empty your pockets, please, ma'am.
Okay, let's try that again.
Fuck, line.
Okay, let's try that again.
- Robbie, differentiate those voices, Okay, let's try that again.
so that we know it's two different people.
Okay, let's try that again.
- Do want it, like, satanic or something? Okay, let's try that again.
- [clears throat.]
Okay, let's try that again.
- Just make them different.
- Okay.
Okay, let's try that again.
- That and how to shoplift.
Okay, let's try that again.
[stammering.]
Please, sir, empty your-- Okay, let's try that again.
[high pitched.]
Please ma'am, will you empty your pocketbook? Okay, let's try that again.
Ah! Okay, let's try that again.
- Robbie is really screwing it up.
Okay, let's try that again.
You're the one I was most confident in.
Okay, let's try that again.
- We're gonna have to work with what we have.
Okay, let's try that again.
- We could end up losing this because of Robbie's mistakes.
Okay, let's try that again.
- Coming up - The girls are gonna do a runway in roller skates.
- Coming up - I've never skated before.
- Really? - Coming up This is a mess I can't wait to see.
- Coming up - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
- Whoa, whoa.
- Coming up - [shrieks.]
- Coming up - [laughs.]
- [laughs.]
[upbeat music.]
- [laughs.]
[all screaming happily.]
- [laughs.]
- For the first time in drag herstory, - [laughs.]
the girls are gonna do a runway in roller skates.
- [laughs.]
- [laughs.]
- So anybody nervous about skating? - [laughs.]
- I've never skated before.
- Really? - [laughs.]
- Ever.
- [laughs.]
So since I can't skate, I have this idea, - [laughs.]
like, maybe I can, like, turn into a car - [laughs.]
to, like, mask it.
- [laughs.]
- Do you have, like, wheels for your arms and stuff? - [laughs.]
- Oh, I have to make my wheels, so.
- [laughs.]
- You have to make wheels.
- Yeah.
- [laughs.]
- So he plans on falling and what, - [laughs.]
crawling across the stage like a Transformer? - [laughs.]
This is a mess I can't wait to see.
- [laughs.]
- How you feelin', Robbie? - I feelactually better.
- How you feelin', Robbie? Girl, I'm the disco rockin' diva of the roller rink.
- How you feelin', Robbie? And my hope is that my runway look redeems me - How you feelin', Robbie? from that horrible performance in the acting challenge.
- How you feelin', Robbie? I'm actually wearing my mom's vintage sunglasses, - How you feelin', Robbie? which I'm really excited about.
- How you feelin', Robbie? - My parents were straight-up hippies.
- How you feelin', Robbie? - I would love, love to meet your parents.
- How you feelin', Robbie? - My mom, uh, passed away - How you feelin', Robbie? when I was 19.
- How you feelin', Robbie? - What happened? - She had cancer.
- How you feelin', Robbie? I was in college, like, having a blast, - How you feelin', Robbie? and, like, I would always call and be like, - How you feelin', Robbie? "How's everything?" It was always fine.
- How you feelin', Robbie? But it wasn't.
- How you feelin', Robbie? And I finally got a call from my dad being like, - How you feelin', Robbie? "You know, you should probably really come home.
" - How you feelin', Robbie? When I went home, I mean, she was not the-- - How you feelin', Robbie? She was not a person.
She - How you feelin', Robbie? She wasn't there.
- How you feelin', Robbie? I wish they were just a little bit more honest with me, - How you feelin', Robbie? 'cause when I got home, she died that day.
- How you feelin', Robbie? - Oh, my God.
- How you feelin', Robbie? - She was a skeleton in a hospital bed.
- How you feelin', Robbie? I didn't really get a good-bye.
- How you feelin', Robbie? And I kinda feel like that was taken from me.
- How you feelin', Robbie? And I'm very angry about it, - How you feelin', Robbie? but I don't know where to put that anger.
- How you feelin', Robbie? It comes out of love for my dad, he's like, - How you feelin', Robbie? "I just don't want to, like, interrupt your life and ruin-- - How you feelin', Robbie? Like, I want better things for you.
" - How you feelin', Robbie? And I'm like, I get that - How you feelin', Robbie? - "My parents wanted to protect me.
" - How you feelin', Robbie? - But things like that, like - How you feelin', Robbie? I didn't get to say good-bye to her.
- How you feelin', Robbie? She didn't want to make my dad and my sister - How you feelin', Robbie? feel, like, terrible, but - How you feelin', Robbie? How come they didn't, like, tell me to come home? - How you feelin', Robbie? I will never forget that day.
I guess that's why I talk about things so much.
I will never forget that day.
- Just get it over with.
That's a great idea.
I will never forget that day.
Keep doing that.
I will never forget that day.
[upbeat music.]
I will never forget that day.
["Cover Girl" by RuPaul plays.]
I will never forget that day.
I will never forget that day.
- [laughs.]
I will never forget that day.
I will never forget that day.
- Cover girl - Yeah! I will never forget that day.
- Put the bass in your walk I will never forget that day.
Head to toe [laughter.]
I will never forget that day.
Let your whole body talk I will never forget that day.
And what? I will never forget that day.
- [laughs.]
- Yeah! I will never forget that day.
- Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race.
" I will never forget that day.
Michelle Visage, thanks for helping me build my empire.
I will never forget that day.
How was prison? - [laughs.]
I will never forget that day.
- Fashion superstar Carson Kressley, I will never forget that day.
what's your favorite cookie? I will never forget that day.
- I like those Samoans.
- It's a Samoa.
I will never forget that day.
- Oh, is it a Samoa? - Samoan is the person.
I will never forget that day.
[laughter.]
I will never forget that day.
- From the hit shows, "Empire" and "Power," I will never forget that day.
my acting class pal, Tasha Smith is here.
I will never forget that day.
- Hey, baby! Hey! I will never forget that day.
- And the legendary Faith Evans.
I will never forget that day.
- Hey, Ru.
I will never forget that day.
- Were you mesmerized by my girls? I will never forget that day.
- Oh, my, was I.
- [laughs.]
I will never forget that day.
- This week, we challenged our queens I will never forget that day.
to act up a storm in "RuCo's Empire.
" I will never forget that day.
Tonight, for the first time in drag race firstory, I will never forget that day.
category is Roller Girl Realness.
I will never forget that day.
Gentlemen, start your roller skates.
I will never forget that day.
And may the best woman win! I will never forget that day.
["The Realness" by RuPaul plays.]
I will never forget that day.
- The realness I will never forget that day.
- Naysha Lopez.
I will never forget that day.
- Oh, my gosh, you're giving us Tamar Braxton.
I will never forget that day.
- And Adrienne Bailon.
- Mm-hmm.
I will never forget that day.
- I'm giving you "Xanadu" realness, boo.
I will never forget that day.
Next thing you know, I fall.
I will never forget that day.
Oh, my God, if they show me falling as my runway, I will never forget that day.
I'm gonna be furious.
I will never forget that day.
- That booty is cute, boo.
I will never forget that day.
- Booty wonderland.
- Bootilicious.
I will never forget that day.
- Thorgy Thor.
I will never forget that day.
- She's giving very "Three's Company.
" I will never forget that day.
- Come and knock on her door.
- [laughs.]
I will never forget that day.
- I'm super comfortable in these roller skates.
I will never forget that day.
This is one of the first looks I ever did, I will never forget that day.
like, this is classic Thorgy.
I will never forget that day.
- Hey, good-lookin'.
I will never forget that day.
Be back to pick you up later.
I will never forget that day.
- Call me on the party line.
I will never forget that day.
Is this a three-way? I will never forget that day.
- Derrick Barry.
Very Skaty Perry.
I will never forget that day.
- [laughs.]
- I love my outfit.
I will never forget that day.
I feel like I'm giving them pop Princess Peach.
I will never forget that day.
It's different from anything that I've worn before.
I will never forget that day.
- Oh! I will never forget that day.
- That's a bubble butt if I ever seen one.
I will never forget that day.
Kim Chi.
- Toucan! I will never forget that day.
- Look at the size of that cockatoo.
I will never forget that day.
- The entire ensemble is inspired by John Galliano.
I will never forget that day.
It's a contrast between nude I will never forget that day.
and all the colors that are in a parrot.
I will never forget that day.
- Yes, honey, you better sissy that macaw.
I will never forget that day.
Acid Betty.
"Beyond Thunderdome.
" I will never forget that day.
- Punk unicorn realness.
I will never forget that day.
I am a bitch on wheels times ten.
I will never forget that day.
I'm reliving my childhood in the '80s, honey.
I will never forget that day.
Don't turn your back on me.
I will never forget that day.
- Mad Maxi Pad.
I will never forget that day.
- Naomi Smalls.
- Classic beauty.
I will never forget that day.
- She is like a flamingo.
- Yes.
I will never forget that day.
- I'm wearing a pretty in pink bedroom scene.
I will never forget that day.
My outfit is so not roller girl, I will never forget that day.
but I'm pulling it off.
I will never forget that day.
- Michelle, what's the hardest part of roller skating? I will never forget that day.
- Mm.
I will never forget that day.
- Telling your mother that you're gay.
I will never forget that day.
[laughter.]
I will never forget that day.
See you later, roller skater.
I will never forget that day.
Bob The Drag Queen.
I will never forget that day.
Not to be confused with Bob The High School Counselor.
I will never forget that day.
- I didn't have enough time to finish this Transformer outfit, I will never forget that day.
so I do my backup plan.
I will never forget that day.
I'm like "Tron," robot-inspired character.
I will never forget that day.
- She's a ro--oh, yes girl.
- Uh-oh.
Be careful.
I will never forget that day.
- And I'm just like, try to move I will never forget that day.
offstage without breaking a limb.
I will never forget that day.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
- Whoa, whoa.
I will never forget that day.
- [shrieks.]
- Nice save.
I will never forget that day.
She's like a rumba! I will never forget that day.
- Don't go too fast now.
Don't go too fast.
I will never forget that day.
- [shrieks.]
- Oh, work it! I will never forget that day.
[laughter and applause.]
I will never forget that day.
- Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
I will never forget that day.
- She's a little bit country.
I will never forget that day.
- It's Barbara Mandrell on wheels.
I will never forget that day.
- I love my runway look.
I will never forget that day.
It's like Farrah Fawcett I will never forget that day.
meets with Olivia Newton John in Texas.
I will never forget that day.
I feel like the goddesses of roller blades.
I will never forget that day.
- If she falls, there will be a hoe down.
I will never forget that day.
- There will be.
- [laughs.]
I will never forget that day.
- Chi Chi DeVayne from Louisiana.
I will never forget that day.
Yeah, this had a roller street part.
I will never forget that day.
- Yes! - She got tricks.
I will never forget that day.
- I'm a disco queen, honey.
I will never forget that day.
Funky, tight roller girl.
This is me.
I will never forget that day.
- She's got that hair snatched back in a afro puff.
I will never forget that day.
- Ooh, a little backwards skating.
I will never forget that day.
- Yeah, back rolls.
- [laughs.]
I will never forget that day.
- Up next, Robbie Turner.
I will never forget that day.
Oh, lord! - All right! I will never forget that day.
- Uh-oh! I will never forget that day.
- I am roller girl realness personified.
I will never forget that day.
It's got my initials on my ass and a little star booty.
I will never forget that day.
And I'm wearing my Aunt Diana's hair.
I will never forget that day.
I scalped her in, like, 1975.
I will never forget that day.
- It's like a rhinestone roller girl.
I will never forget that day.
- Yes.
- Mmm.
I will never forget that day.
- Coming up I will never forget that day.
- Taraji is going to die.
I will never forget that day.
Lee Daniels is going to die.
I will never forget that day.
- Yes! [laughs.]
I will never forget that day.
- [laughs.]
I will never forget that day.
- [laughs.]
- Welcome, ladies.
- [laughs.]
I'm really, really impressed.
- [laughs.]
[laughter and shouting.]
- [laughs.]
Now it's time to view your scenes.
- [laughs.]
First up, Team Naysha.
- [laughs.]
[dramatic percussive music.]
- [laughs.]
- Y'all here today because yo daddy, Rucious Charles, - Y'all here today the head of the Rooker Rackers Empire, - Y'all here today has a message for all of y'all.
- Y'all here today [clicks tongue.]
- Y'all here today - Hey, cookie girls.
- Y'all here today [coughing.]
- Y'all here today Aw, damn.
I'm dying.
- Y'all here today And I gotta figure out which one of you bitches - Y'all here today gon' get my empire.
- Y'all here today Will it be my beautiful Halle Berry wannabe girlfriend, - Y'all here today Vanilla Wafer? [coughs.]
- Y'all here today My brilliant daughter with multiple degrees - Y'all here today and multiple personalities, Macaroon? - Y'all here today My overly sensitive daughter, - Y'all here today who thinks she's sittin' on a secret, - Y'all here today Ginger Snap? - Y'all here today My hood rat baby girl, - Y'all here today Shortbread? - Y'all here today Or will it all go to my sassy ex-wife, - Y'all here today Chocolate Chip Cookie? - Y'all here today [coughs violently.]
- Y'all here today - What? [clicks tongue.]
- Y'all here today But Chocolate Chip Cookie's supposed to be in jail! - Y'all here today [clicks tongue.]
- Ooh! - Y'all here today You better think again, RuRu kitty.
- Y'all here today That's right.
- Y'all here today Chocolate Chip Cookie's back! - Y'all here today Get off of me.
- Y'all here today And I'm here to take what's mine.
- Y'all here today Now get this orange shit off my body.
- Y'all here today - Ex-squeeze me? - Y'all here today I'm in charge of this company.
- [screams.]
- Y'all here today Oh, bougie bitch, please! - Y'all here today I should be running this empire.
- Y'all here today Who asked you? - Y'all here today [in deep voice.]
I did? - Y'all here today [normal voice.]
No, I didn't! - Y'all here today - Oh, cray-cray.
I got this.
- Y'all here today Rock-a-ta-ta ta-ta-ta-ta-ta - Y'all here today Rock-a-ta-ta ta-ta-ta-ta-ta - Y'all here today I'ma rap - My baby's got talent.
- Y'all here today [grunts.]
[RuPaul and Michelle laugh.]
- Y'all here today And that's for not visiting me in prison, bitch.
- Y'all here today - Stop! - Y'all here today It's time I get something off my chest.
- Y'all here today This is my day I was born this way - Y'all here today And my biggest secret is - Y'all here today I I'm proud to be - Y'all here today all: Gay.
We know.
- Y'all here today - But damn, my little baby's got a voice.
- Y'all here today - Yeah.
- I'm gonna make you a star.
- Y'all here today - Bitch, you couldn't even post bail.
- Y'all here today [clicks tongue.]
- Y'all here today - No - Y'all here today but I can whoop yo ass with this! - Y'all here today - [gasps.]
- Y'all here today [both grunting.]
[gasping.]
- Y'all here today [grunting and groaning.]
- Y'all here today [dramatic music.]
- Y'all here today This is harder on me than it is for you guys.
- Y'all here today No, it's not! - Y'all here today [shouting.]
- Y'all here today - Y'all need to chill! - Y'all here today The big White Record party's comin' up, - Y'all here today and we need to show Rucious that we are a family.
- Y'all here today [clicks tongue.]
- Y'all here today [phone ringing.]
- Y'all here today - Oh, it's Rucious's doctor.
- Y'all here today What? Rucious is dead! - Y'all here today [all gasp.]
- Y'all here today Oh, Rucious wants me to give him head.
- Y'all here today [laughs.]
- Y'all here today Be right there.
- Y'all here today I will see each and every one of you bitches - Y'all here today at the White party.
- Y'all here today [laughter.]
- Y'all here today [laughter.]
- Cookie Monster! - Y'all here today [applause.]
- Y'all here today - Next up, Team Naomi.
- Y'all here today [dramatic percussive music.]
- Y'all here today - Girls, at this damn White party, we're gonna act like a family.
- Girls, at this damn White party, - [creepy laughter.]
- Girls, at this damn White party, I know y'all ain't starting this white-ass party without me.
- Girls, at this damn White party, And why it gotta be white, you know? - Girls, at this damn White party, [laughs.]
- Girls, at this damn White party, Uh, where's Rucious? Rucious! - Girls, at this damn White party, - Rucious probably smelled you - Girls, at this damn White party, and went runnin'.
- Girls, at this damn White party, - Oh, well, then why did I waste my time.
- Girls, at this damn White party, putting on this? - Girls, at this damn White party, Oh, there's more.
- Girls, at this damn White party, This! - Girls, at this damn White party, Why'd I waste my time doin' that, bitch? - Girls, at this damn White party, - 'Cause you the crazy ass hoe.
[chuckles.]
- Girls, at this damn White party, - Where'd you learn to talk like that? - Girls, at this damn White party, - I learned it from you, bitch.
- Girls, at this damn White party, - That's about the only thing - Girls, at this damn White party, you taught us.
- Girls, at this damn White party, - Yeah, that, and how to shoplift.
- Girls, at this damn White party, Empty your pockets, please, ma'am.
- Girls, at this damn White party, [high pitched.]
I didn't do it! - Girls, at this damn White party, Mama told me to! - Girls, at this damn White party, - Well, well.
- Girls, at this damn White party, This is nice, but let's have a drink.
- Girls, at this damn White party, - [stammering and shrieking.]
- Girls, at this damn White party, In this house, before we drink, we say grace.
In this house, before we drink, Now can I get a "Amen, hallelu"? In this house, before we drink, - Yo, yo, yo, hallelu, hallelu In this house, before we drink, My name's Shortbread, that's my girl, Macaroon In this house, before we drink, Eat these cookie now In this house, before we drink, Whatcha want do In this house, before we drink, And drink this milk, bitch In this house, before we drink, You know you want to In this house, before we drink, - All right, I knew you had it, baby! In this house, before we drink, - Yes! - I knew you had it.
In this house, before we drink, - Stop oppressing me! In this house, before we drink, I am sickening In this house, before we drink, I am gorgeous In this house, before we drink, I'm a strong, gay woman! In this house, before we drink, all: Bitch, we're all gay.
In this house, before we drink, - I'm not gay.
In this house, before we drink, [in a deep voice.]
Yes, you are.
In this house, before we drink, [normal voice.]
That one time in college doesn't count.
In this house, before we drink, - My baby.
In this house, before we drink, [grunts.]
- Jeez! In this house, before we drink, - Girl, you better step your medications up.
In this house, before we drink, - Wow, you really all are crazy.
In this house, before we drink, That's why I'm secretly plotting to go work In this house, before we drink, for our rival company, In this house, before we drink, Lady Bunny Death Hoe Records.
In this house, before we drink, [all gasp.]
In this house, before we drink, - You fake-ass, In this house, before we drink, Dominique Deveraux wannabe! In this house, before we drink, [screams.]
- Oh, my God.
In this house, before we drink, - Take it, bitch.
Expensive vodka.
In this house, before we drink, - Stand back, bitches.
In this house, before we drink, - Bring it, bitch.
In this house, before we drink, [stammering and shouting.]
[phone ringing.]
In this house, before we drink, You lucky my pre-paid phone ringin'.
In this house, before we drink, I woulda whooped your little skinny ass.
In this house, before we drink, Who dis? In this house, before we drink, It's Rucious' doctor, y'all.
In this house, before we drink, Hello, Rucious's doctor.
In this house, before we drink, What, what? In this house, before we drink, Rucious is In this house, before we drink, severely deadly illnesses iscontagious? In this house, before we drink, [all screams.]
In this house, before we drink, - Oh! In this house, before we drink, - Is because I'm gay? In this house, before we drink, Isn't it? In this house, before we drink, - Peace.
- Oh I guess whatever Rucious had, it really was sickening.
- Oh [laughs.]
- Oh Or maybe it was a lil' extra somethin-somethin - Oh I put in the cocktails.
- Oh [maniacal laugh.]
- Oh Oh, you thirsty, bitch? - Oh [laughs.]
- Oh Whoo! - Oh I'ma take this motherfucker.
Gimme the shoe, bitch.
- Oh [laughs.]
- Oh Oh! Look at all this money.
- Oh He ain't got no motherfucking backup.
- Oh Is the train still runnin'? - Oh [laughter.]
- Oh [cheers and applause.]
- Oh - Wow.
- Oh Well, there you have it, ladies.
- Oh And all based on actual events.
- Oh - [laughs.]
- Oh - Ladies, this week you acted in teams.
- Oh but tonight, you'll be judged individually.
- Oh Coming up - I don't know what you were saying, but I didn't care.
Coming up - I think you were very convincing as a schizo.
Coming up - Show me that you do have soul.
Coming up - [laughs.]
Coming up - [laughs.]
- Ladies, when I call your names, - [laughs.]
please roll forward.
- [laughs.]
Naomi Smalls.
- [laughs.]
Kim Chi.
- [laughs.]
Naysha Lopez.
- [laughs.]
Chi Chi DeVayne.
- [laughs.]
Ladies, you are safe.
- [laughs.]
You may leave the stage.
- [laughs.]
[upbeat music.]
- [laughs.]
The rest of you represent the high rollers - [laughs.]
and the low rollers of the week.
- [laughs.]
Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
- [laughs.]
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- Your roller girl look-- You're giving me '70s.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
You had the big blonde 'fro.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
Not the most wildly inventive.
- Okay.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- Now I'm gonna go to your performance, Starting with Thorgy Thor.
which was so good.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
Your delivery, your choreography was meticulously done.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- Yes! [laughs.]
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- I'm so proud of you.
Great job.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- Next up, Derrick Barry.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- I like this whole, like, Starting with Thorgy Thor.
Jeremy Scott for Katy Perry kind of thing.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- You are doing a great job with trying Starting with Thorgy Thor.
to give us something other than Brittney.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
But I feel like you're coming out Starting with Thorgy Thor.
and these clothes are wearing you.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- With your performance, Starting with Thorgy Thor.
the personality of the character didn't really connect.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
It was too laid back.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- I'd love to see you show me that you do have soul.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
So what you need to get to work on is giving us your soul.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
[chuckles.]
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- Thank you very much.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
Next up, Acid Betty.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- Your performance, Starting with Thorgy Thor.
I felt like you gave me the "Sybil" multiple personality Starting with Thorgy Thor.
with a little bit of Carol Burnett goin' on.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- I think you were very convincing as a schizo.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- This look tonight, it's getting kinda predictable.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
I'd love to see something way different.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- Another challenge, Michelle.
- I fucking love challenges.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- Be you but don't be you.
Give us less but more.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
[laughter.]
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- All right, next up, Bob The Drag Queen.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- I love this look.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
You did this Glamazon girl from "Tron.
" Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- Tin Man, I have to say, needs some lubricant.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- [laughs.]
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- Now let's get to the performance.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
Everything about it was on point.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
That adlibs were really, really good.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- Taraji is going to die.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
Lee Daniels is going to die.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- Next up, Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- Cynthia.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
You have a great body with a shirt that's like a formal Starting with Thorgy Thor.
with a formal necklace and formal earrings, Starting with Thorgy Thor.
then you have, like, Hooters shorts that don't fit at all.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
It's so discombobulated.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- The "Empire" scene, I don't know what you were saying, Starting with Thorgy Thor.
but I didn't care.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- There were some nuances that were missed.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
What did you think, watching yourself in the scene? Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- I love it.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- [laughs.]
- It was really good.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
It was really good.
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
[laughter.]
Starting with Thorgy Thor.
- Thank you very much.
All right, next, Robbie Turner.
- Thank you very much.
- I do love the jumpsuit.
- Thank you very much.
But what's bothering me is all the silver accoutrements - Thank you very much.
and then a gold necklace.
- Thank you very much.
I would lose the necklace.
- Thank you very much.
- Um, when we were workin' on that scene, - Thank you very much.
Ru was directing you - Thank you very much.
to kinda get into the two different voices.
- Thank you very much.
I don't think you stuck with that.
- Thank you very much.
- It was kinda like I didn't have a moment to, like, - Thank you very much.
break and think of your notes - Thank you very much.
before we moved on to another note - Thank you very much.
and also remember where the blocking for the camera was - Thank you very much.
because I can't see very far.
- Thank you very much.
When we originally read it, I was Vanilla Wafer.
- Thank you very much.
And it--we did change it.
- Thank you very much.
- Did that hurt you, you think? - Thank you very much.
- I think it did hurt me, and I didn't speak up - Thank you very much.
even though I was feeling it, - Thank you very much.
and so for the betterment of the team, I was like-- - Thank you very much.
- You can't allow yourself to be a victim - Thank you very much.
and use the excuse of, "I was being nice.
" - Thank you very much.
It's a competition.
- Thank you very much.
- Well, thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
- Thank you very much.
While you untuck backstage, - Thank you very much.
the judges and I will deliberate.
- Thank you very much.
[car engine starting.]
- Thank you very much.
All right, now just between us squirrel friends, - Thank you very much.
what do you think? - Thank you very much.
Thorgy Thor.
- Thank you very much.
- Her Chocolate Chip Cookie killed it.
- Thank you very much.
- It's safe to say that, uh, her Chocolate Chip Cookie - Thank you very much.
was baked in a lovin' oven.
- Thank you very much.
together: Mm-hmm.
- Thank you very much.
- It brings all the boys to the yard.
- Thank you very much.
- Yeah! [laughs.]
- Thank you very much.
- That's the milkshake.
- Thank you very much.
- Oh.
- [laughs.]
- Thank you very much.
- Derrick Barry.
- Thank you very much.
She goes from Britney Spears to Katy Perry.
- Thank you very much.
I'm still waiting to find Derrick Barry.
- Thank you very much.
- I thought the runway was really cute.
- Thank you very much.
- But in the scene, Ginger Snap got lost to me.
- Thank you very much.
- I've seen her perform as Britney Spears.
- Thank you very much.
She puts her whole self into it, - Thank you very much.
and that's what she needed to do in this challenge.
- Thank you very much.
Acid Betty.
- Thank you very much.
- I think she did look like a roller warrior, - Thank you very much.
but I could probably do without the Mohawk.
- Thank you very much.
- In this role, she looks like - Thank you very much.
she's one french fry short of a Happy Meal straight away.
- Thank you very much.
- Bob The Drag Queen.
- Thank you very much.
- It's not easy to improv, - Thank you very much.
but also stay focused on the scene.
- Thank you very much.
I am feelin' her swag.
- Thank you very much.
- She has charisma and it allows her to sell absolutely anything.
- Thank you very much.
- This Tron jumpsuit is so basic, - Thank you very much.
and I found myself goin', "Oh, my God, I love it so much.
" - Thank you very much.
[laughter.]
This is great.
- Thank you very much.
- Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
- Thank you very much.
- Bless her cotton socks with that runway outfit.
- Thank you very much.
- Oh! Oh! - They were Fruit of the Loom.
- Thank you very much.
- I just felt like she didn't commit to the role that she had, - Thank you very much.
as sweet as she is, - Thank you very much.
but what's sweet got to do with it? - Thank you very much.
- All right, Ike Turner.
Yes.
- Thank you very much.
Robbie Turner.
- Thank you very much.
- You had given a lot of direction, - Thank you very much.
but Robbie did not really get it.
- Thank you very much.
- But I love that jumpsuit.
- Thank you very much.
I would wear the hell out of that jumpsuit.
- Thank you very much.
I love it.
- Thank you very much.
- Silence! I've made my decision.
- Thank you very much.
Bring back my roller girls.
- Thank you very much.
- [laughs.]
- Thank you very much.
- [laughs.]
- Welcome back, ladies.
- [laughs.]
I've made some decisions.
- [laughs.]
Thorgy Thor.
- [laughs.]
You're safe.
- [laughs.]
Bob The Drag Queen.
- [laughs.]
Condragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
- [laughs.]
- Whoo! - Thank you! - [laughs.]
- You've one $3,500 of innovative eyewear - [laughs.]
from Bradley Kenneth.
- [laughs.]
- Wow! - [laughs.]
Ah! - [laughs.]
Now all the other girls can see what I can do.
- [laughs.]
I feel like everyone knows I'm a girl to beat.
- [laughs.]
- Acid Betty.
- [laughs.]
You're safe.
- Thank you, Mama.
- [laughs.]
- Cynthia Lee Fontaine, - [laughs.]
your Ginger Snap was loca, - [laughs.]
but the judges were not crazy about your roller girl.
- [laughs.]
I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
- [laughs.]
[dramatic percussive tones.]
- [laughs.]
Robbie Turner, - [laughs.]
your Macaroon was not coconut-y enough.
- [laughs.]
Derrick Barry, - [laughs.]
your Ginger Snap did not snap, crackle, or pop.
- [laughs.]
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, Derrick Barry, you are safe, but Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, you better work, bitch.
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, - [chuckles.]
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, - Cynthia Lee, Robbie, Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, now it's your choice.
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, Do you want to lip sync in heels or wheels? Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, - Heels.
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, - Wheels.
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, - Ooh.
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, - Two queens stand before me.
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, Prior to tonight, Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, you are asked to prepare a lip sync performance Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, of "Mesmerized" by Faith Evans.
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, Ladies, this is your last chance Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, to impress me and save yourself Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, from elimination.
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, [dramatic music.]
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, The time has come [thunder rumbles.]
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, For you to lip sync Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, for your life.
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, [echoes.]
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, - I deserve to be here.
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, I'm not going.
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, - Good luck Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, and don't fuck it up.
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, ["Mesmerized" by Faith Evans plays.]
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, - You ever heard about that thing? Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, I mean that real thing? Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, You don't know Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, What you do to me, do to me Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, Let me tell you Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, How ya make me feel Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, My heart is on fire since you put that thang on me Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, Oh-oh Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, You put that thang on me, baby Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, - I'm the star right now.
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, Everybody is mesmerized about my cuckoo and my dance.
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, - You got so caught up Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, Baby, I'm spellbound Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, I'm floating on cloud nine Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, I can't even sleep Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, Boy, you got me weak Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, My heart is on fire since you put that thang on me Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, - Am I the first girl Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, that's ever broken a light on the runway? Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, I'm gonna say yes.
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, You don't know Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, What you do to me, do to me Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, Let me tell you Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, How ya make me feel Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, I can't even sleep Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, Boy, you got me weak Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, My heart is on fire since you put that thang on me Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, Oh-oh Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, [all scream.]
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, - [shouting.]
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, - Yeah! - Whoo! Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, [applause.]
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, - Ladies, I've made my decision.
Robbie Turner, I'm sorry, my dear, Robbie Turner shantay, you stay.
Robbie Turner [clapping.]
Robbie Turner - Thank you.
Robbie Turner - Cynthia Lee Fontaine, Robbie Turner Puerto Rico, Austin, Robbie Turner Santee Alley, and now the world.
Robbie Turner Keep spreading your cuckoo.
Robbie Turner Now, sashay away.
Robbie Turner - I love you.
Thank you.
Robbie Turner Thank you.
Robbie Turner [applause.]
- Whoo! Robbie Turner - Thank you.
- Love you.
Robbie Turner - See you soon, mis amores! Robbie Turner I feel sad, but, at the same time, I don't have any regrets.
I feel sad, but, at the same time, I would like to encourage everybody, I feel sad, but, at the same time, don't stop believing.
I feel sad, but, at the same time, Even if you are the only one that believes in yourself.
I feel sad, but, at the same time, [speaks Spanish.]
I feel sad, but, at the same time, This is Cynthia Lee Fontaine, #MisAmoresCuckoo.
I feel sad, but, at the same time, - Condragulations, my queens.
Now remember, if you can't love yourself, - Condragulations, my queens.
how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? - Condragulations, my queens.
Can I get a Amen up here? - Condragulations, my queens.
all: Amen! - Condragulations, my queens.
- All right, now let the music play.
- Condragulations, my queens.
- Dance for life - Condragulations, my queens.
Die tomorrow, live tonight - Condragulations, my queens.
Die tomorrow, live tonight - Condragulations, my queens.
Die tomorrow, live tonight - Condragulations, my queens.