Space Ghost Coast to Coast (1993) s08e05 Episode Script
Idlewild South
Oh, oh
oh, oh
Uh, Moltar?
Moltar!
Hey, dummy!
Ahh. This is sweet.
What's going on in here?
We're drinking. So what?
Yeah. What's it to you?
Care for a tallboy?
Moltar-- - what? Are you gonna spank us?
You ain't our dad.
Uhh!
Moltar, are you aware of the health risks caused by tallboys?
Uh, yeah, but it makes you feel like a cowboy!
It does?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Whoo-hoo!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Surfboard!
He's gonna hurt himself Probably fatally.
Shark!
Heh heh!
Good stuff.
Uhh!
Ha ha ha ha!
I think you've had enough.
Uhh!
What do you think of that?
I think I don't care.
You'll care about this.
Care about what?
Grrrr!
Aah!
That you are now my girlfriend, and we are going out 12 times.
Ha ha ha ha!
All ice cream?
Moltar!
What?
Ha ha ha ha!
You seen my drink?
You better not have drank it.
Moltar!
What?
You seen my drink?
Uh, maybe you should drink some water.
Uh, maybe you should drink some water.
You drink some water with your ass!
Bah!
Whoo-hoo!
Ahh.
Whoo! Great party.
Great party, man.
Tool. Heh!
Good to be on, Space Ghost.
Space tool.
Uh, I am Jeff Probst.
I host a show called "survivor."
May I call you Barb?
Barb? As a person?
Shh! Be quiet.
What was that?
Have you seen the show "survivor," Space Ghost?
Uh, yeah--a bunch of guys killing each other.
Well, it's a mixture of guys and girls.
Dancing around killing each other.
Hey, now we be trippin'.
You run a real loose ship.
Trippin', I tells you.
-What do you think of that?
That's neat-- kind of like Vegas.
I love you, guest.
That's what's neat.
Come here.
Space Ghost, I'm as close to you right now as I want to be.
-Worm!
Yeah, that's neat.
Ohh!
Wow.
Baa!
That is impressive.
Oh, my gosh!
That is impressive.
Oh, my gosh!
You probably do ok with the ladies.
Oh, hell, yeah. Robot!
Yeah, you'd have been great in a fraternity.
Is anybody actually monitoring this show?
Ooh, pardon me.
Ha ha ha!
Don't come in here.
I mean, I know you have a "director."
Is he actually-- does he do anything,
or does-- - shut up, little man!
Ah, you have a drinking problem, don't I?
Whoo!
Aah! Uhh!
Hey!
- Huh? Uhh
- Ha! He is Up.
That's what it is.
I knew there was something when I--
you know, when I first saw him
that just didn't sit right.
You real, Probst?
I am real.
Me?
You're real.
You guys are real.
Oh, good. I love you.
- Um
- Seriously.
Seriously, I love you.
I love you, too.
Shut up, little man.
It'll never--
work.
Agh!
Space Ghost, are you all right?
Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick.
Ohh!
Hey, you want some wings?
I'm not interested.
I'll go get 'em.
I can drive.
Whoo, 's a great party!
Great party.
Great party, man!
This is a great--
you want hot or mild?
oh, oh
Uh, Moltar?
Moltar!
Hey, dummy!
Ahh. This is sweet.
What's going on in here?
We're drinking. So what?
Yeah. What's it to you?
Care for a tallboy?
Moltar-- - what? Are you gonna spank us?
You ain't our dad.
Uhh!
Moltar, are you aware of the health risks caused by tallboys?
Uh, yeah, but it makes you feel like a cowboy!
It does?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Whoo-hoo!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Whoo!
Whoo!
Surfboard!
He's gonna hurt himself Probably fatally.
Shark!
Heh heh!
Good stuff.
Uhh!
Ha ha ha ha!
I think you've had enough.
Uhh!
What do you think of that?
I think I don't care.
You'll care about this.
Care about what?
Grrrr!
Aah!
That you are now my girlfriend, and we are going out 12 times.
Ha ha ha ha!
All ice cream?
Moltar!
What?
Ha ha ha ha!
You seen my drink?
You better not have drank it.
Moltar!
What?
You seen my drink?
Uh, maybe you should drink some water.
Uh, maybe you should drink some water.
You drink some water with your ass!
Bah!
Whoo-hoo!
Ahh.
Whoo! Great party.
Great party, man.
Tool. Heh!
Good to be on, Space Ghost.
Space tool.
Uh, I am Jeff Probst.
I host a show called "survivor."
May I call you Barb?
Barb? As a person?
Shh! Be quiet.
What was that?
Have you seen the show "survivor," Space Ghost?
Uh, yeah--a bunch of guys killing each other.
Well, it's a mixture of guys and girls.
Dancing around killing each other.
Hey, now we be trippin'.
You run a real loose ship.
Trippin', I tells you.
-What do you think of that?
That's neat-- kind of like Vegas.
I love you, guest.
That's what's neat.
Come here.
Space Ghost, I'm as close to you right now as I want to be.
-Worm!
Yeah, that's neat.
Ohh!
Wow.
Baa!
That is impressive.
Oh, my gosh!
That is impressive.
Oh, my gosh!
You probably do ok with the ladies.
Oh, hell, yeah. Robot!
Yeah, you'd have been great in a fraternity.
Is anybody actually monitoring this show?
Ooh, pardon me.
Ha ha ha!
Don't come in here.
I mean, I know you have a "director."
Is he actually-- does he do anything,
or does-- - shut up, little man!
Ah, you have a drinking problem, don't I?
Whoo!
Aah! Uhh!
Hey!
- Huh? Uhh
- Ha! He is Up.
That's what it is.
I knew there was something when I--
you know, when I first saw him
that just didn't sit right.
You real, Probst?
I am real.
Me?
You're real.
You guys are real.
Oh, good. I love you.
- Um
- Seriously.
Seriously, I love you.
I love you, too.
Shut up, little man.
It'll never--
work.
Agh!
Space Ghost, are you all right?
Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick.
Ohh!
Hey, you want some wings?
I'm not interested.
I'll go get 'em.
I can drive.
Whoo, 's a great party!
Great party.
Great party, man!
This is a great--
you want hot or mild?