Charmed s08e08 Episode Script

Yeah, no, I realise we haven't had|a band in a couple of months, but, you know,|haven't you read the papers? I've been helping Homeland Security.
That even sounds ridiculous to me.
I don't get it.
|It's, you know, two lousy months and suddenly I'm ice-cold.
Well, bands will be back.
|P3's still the hottest club in town.
Oh, yeah? When? Hey, watch it.
Sorry.
You want me to talk to Smitty?|I'm playing golf with him this afternoon.
No, I don't like that guy.
He's slimy.
Yeah, but he's got connections.
|He got you the Donnas.
Fine.
Let him win.
- Morning.
|- Hi.
I didn't know Leo golfed.
Yeah, he does, but not very well.
|Don't tell him.
Why are you so dressed up? Well, the Elders have assigned me|a charge, a future whitelighter.
But is that a good thing? Yeah, it is if he's cute.
- Don't you ever answer call waiting?|- Why? Well, Agent Murphy's been trying|to get through.
- He's got a case for us.
|- A case? What are we, Charlie's Witches?|We don't work for him.
Well, apparently he seems to think|that we do.
Especially after reminding me|over and over that he bailed us out of our little jam.
- That's blackmail.
|- No.
- That's your taxpayer dollars at work.
|- Yeah, well, I can't.
- I have to go deal with a charge.
|- No, no, no.
You are not dumping this|in my lap, missy.
I am very busy too.
|I have dates, lots and lots of dates.
Are you trying to get pregnant|again? No, I'm trying to find love.
So I don't have any more time|than you guys do to go through cold cases.
What do you mean cold cases? Well, there are cases|that Murphy seems to think have some supernatural angle|to them.
So he wants us to go through boxes|to see if we can find anything.
How many boxes? You have got to be kidding me.
Agent Murphy says he wants you|to start with these.
They're rated Para-7 Suspicion|and higher.
- Para-7?|- Paranormal.
Don't forget to wear protective gloves.
|We don't want the evidence tainted.
Wait a minute,|where are you going? Hey, you can't just leave us here.
- This can't be legal.
|- Well, apparently it is.
Let's just get this over with|so we can find something.
You know, Agent Murphy can't|make us do this on a weekly basis.
It's boring.
Well, if he does, we'll just turn him|into a frog or something.
Don't you answer that.
Hello? Hey, how's it going? - Of course I can make it.
|- Piper, no, you cannot.
Okay, see you later.
I gotta go.
It's Leo's music buddy.
|He's trying to get me a band.
- It's very, very important.
|- All right.
You should probably leave those off because you'll get a premonition|easier without them.
Okay? So I'll be back in a jiffy.
Okay?|See you later.
I need more power.
|You said you'd find it for me by now.
I'm doing everything I can, Zira.
|I've got feelers out everywhere.
I don't know how much longer|I can take answering to that brute, let alone all the others.
- I'm getting restless.
|- And I said I'm working on it.
Where's the potion?|Why isn't it ready yet? It will be, Tai, I assure you.
It better be,|or I'll find a new sorceress.
I'll show him and his kind|who's replaceable, even if I have to kill|every last male demon to do it.
It's time for females to rule.
Especially this female.
The battle of the sexes is universal,|going back to Adam and Eve.
In fact, men and women|are so different that you have to wonder|how we get along at all.
What stops us|from killing each other? The yin-yang theory explains it best.
Yang, male is cold, hard|and unbending.
Yin, female, warm, soft and yielding.
But notice the dots.
A little bit of each in the other|for balance.
Billie, have something to add? No.
Nothing he'd wanna hear|anyways.
- Try me.
|- Okay.
I think this whole thing|is just a little outdated.
It might used to have been|more clear-cut, but now men are just wimps or thugs.
|It's women that are balanced.
I rest my case.
I see your point, but like it or not, behind every good man|is a good woman, and vice versa.
- We need each other.
|- Hardly.
I'm around amazing women|all the time that don't need guys.
I mean, history proves|that women are the stronger sex.
Let's think back to goddesses,|queens, Muses, witches Witches, women, same difference.
- You don't mean witches, you mean|- Shut up, sicko.
The only way|there will ever be any balance is if women get the chance to rule.
Except history doesn't support|your theory.
When either sex becomes dominant,|it's a fiasco.
- Yeah, for you guys.
|- No, for everyone.
We're different for a reason.
Buy it or not, the yin-yang theory|will be on the midterm today.
Oh, sorry, gotta take this.
Phoebe? Hi.
Demons? Okay, I'll just get a cab.
|All right, bye.
Sorry, I gotta go.
|It's a family emergency.
Well, the problem is it's a Catch-22.
No band wants to play a club|that hasn't had a band, and while on the other hand,|I need a band.
That is a problem.
Yes, but not an insurmountable one,|right? Yeah, that's true.
|You guys have a great track record.
I mean, you used to book|a lot of talent.
And we still can, it just takes one.
- You're not gonna get a headliner.
|- Okay.
Well, what if we do a benefit|for the hurricane victims? Maybe I can get you a chick band,|but that's about it.
A chick band? But it won't help much because|there aren't very many hip ones.
I'm sorry, but there's a lot of hugely|successful female bands around.
Yeah, but you're not gonna|get any of them.
Well, why not? We used to.
- Don't get all emotional on me, baby.
|- Oh, no, this is not emotional.
Would you like to see emotional?|Because I can get emotional.
Okay, look, Smitty, bottom line is|we really could use your help.
So maybe there's somebody|who owes you a favour? Oh, no, I don't need no favours|from him.
Okay.
Well, Liz Phair|is passing through town.
She likes a good charity.
But we'll talk later when|the old ball and chain isn't around.
Why were you so nice to him? Why did you not throw him out|on his macho-pig ass? Because I am trying to get you a band.
|Okay, Smitty has a point.
The music business is all about|what's current.
Well, currently I am very irritated.
Okay, well, then you need|to take a deep breath and relax.
Oh, I see, now you think|I'm being overly emotional.
Not at all.
It's all good.
All I'm saying is I have coffee at 6, a dinner date at 8,|so if Billie's not here Believe it or not,|I'd rather be helping you than being where I'm at right now.
Why? Where are you? I'm on skid row.
Trying to figure out how to introduce|myself to my new charge.
Well, what's stopping you? I have to wait for the other felon|to leave first.
- Why?|- Apparently this kid's at a crossroads.
I'm supposed to help him figure|how to make the right choice.
Like that's gonna be real easy.
Okay, well, back|to our little problem here - I already told you|- Don't tell me no, punk.
You owe me.
- Gotta go, he's getting beat up.
Okay.
|- Wait But I'm trying to stay out of trouble,|Donnie, that's all.
Yeah? Well, you don't drive and you gonna be in a world of trouble|with me.
- You got that, Speed?|- Hey! You better show up, punk.
Are you okay? Who are you? I'm someone who saved you|from getting your ass kicked.
- That's who I am.
|- Lady, I don't think so.
Speed, I know who you are.
|I'm just trying to help you.
What are you,|my guardian angel or something? Yeah, or something.
Wait.
You dented my hood.
|That's gonna cost you.
It wasn't what you think, all right?|The dude tracked me down.
Leave him alone|or I'm gonna call the cops.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't bother,|that's where he's headed already.
You're a parole officer? Look at that,|your girlfriend can read, huh? What'd he do? Broke parole,|consorting with a known felon.
Man, that's not what happened.
|Come on, you gotta believe me.
Actually, no, I don't.
I wouldn't hang around out here, lady,|if I were you.
Not dressed like that.
Wow, these are so Greta Garbo.
Hey, now, there's a woman that didn't|need a man to make her feel complete.
Hey, Billie, those are evidence,|okay? And not to mention|somebody probably died in them.
Hello? No, I said, "I'm dying to see you.
"|It just must be a really bad connection.
Now, this is the kind of bondage|men want us in? I don't know|why you bother hooking up.
After seeing this guy in my class,|I am so sure women should be on top.
- Do you mind?|- I'm sorry, I meant that metaphorically.
Yeah, well,|I'm speaking to a guy, okay? - And he means metaphysically.
|- Yeah, see, that's the thing.
Men just keep using their little heads|to do all the thinking for them.
You know, this whole yin-yang thing,|it's a complete hoax.
I mean, look at this lame gig.
|Once again the male establishment is using women's awesome skills|for their busywork.
You know what, I gotta go, okay? Yeah, I can't wait to see you too.
|Sunday.
All right, thanks, bye.
Hey, can we lay off|the male-bashing, please? Sorry, I've just had one too many|lame dates lately.
I don't understand, everyone I go out|with is so immature and childish.
Does that ever change?|Do they ever grow up? Well, if I ever get out of here,|I'll let you know.
Hey, check this thing out.
No, no.
No.
What just happened? We're screwed,|that's what happened.
Look at that.
This is unbelievable.
|Piper takes the car, Paige orbs.
Does anyone stop and think|that Phoebe can't orb? No, of course not.
Why?|Because it's all about them.
Okay, hi, yeah,|I can't get this thing off.
Yeah, don't even bother.
It's gonna take a spell or a potion|or some kind of emotional epiphany.
- That blows.
Are you sure?|- Hello? Voice of experience.
I've been turned into a mermaid,|a mummy, a genie, okay? Trust me, I know these things.
I can't believe this.
I feel so stupid.
|I had to put the belt on.
It's okay.
Just think of it as initiation.
|It happens to the best of us.
So it's not that bad? Oh, no, it's bad.
It's very, very bad.
Hey, superhero babe, over here.
- Please, someone vanquish me now.
|- Okay, we gotta get you out of here.
Hey, taxi! Hey, where's she going? - What the hell did you do to my cab?|- Put it back.
Put it back.
Put it back.
Good.
Let's go.
A dormant power|has just been activated.
What do you mean dormant? Well, judging by its intensity|and frequency of the emissions, I thought it was|the Crystal of Kasimar.
But, oh, it's even more powerful|than that.
The Golden Belt of Gaea.
"The goddesses' gift to Hippolyta endows the woman wearing it|with transcendent powers.
" - I'm sold.
How do I get it?|- Trust me, you don't want it.
It would destroy you|the moment you put it on.
- You're evil.
|- Then what good is it to me? Well, you could still appropriate|its powers by getting the woman who's wearing it|to do your bidding for you.
How, if she's good? The belt's power will compel her|to use its force whether she wants to or not.
In time, it'll drive her to madness,|consume her.
Of course, if you were to befriend her|before that Then I can get her to use the powers|for me, to get rid of Tai.
How do we find her? There you are.
What about Jake,|did he check in yet? Hey, excuse me, you almost hit me.
Hey, I'm gonna call you back.
|Yeah, yeah.
Excuse me? Before you peeled out of there,|you nearly hit me.
Sorry about that.
Is that what you came|all the way down here for? Yeah, that and just to, you know,|check and see how Speed's doing.
Let me guess, missionary?|Social worker? Do-gooder? Homeland Security, actually.
- Really?|- Check it out if you want.
All right, I think I will.
So, what does Homeland Security|want with a street thug like Speed? - He's not a thug, he's a kid.
|- Oh, no, no, no, he's 18.
- Barely.
|- Barely counts.
He's gonna learn that.
Where's he supposed to learn, jail? No, we try to scare him|so that maybe he won't go back to jail.
Here you go, Henry.
He's all yours.
- Thanks, Frank.
|- What's she doing here? She's looking out for you,|so don't let her down.
Hey, from now on it's for real,|you got that? No more juvie passes.
|Next time it counts.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You feds keep your books open|on this one.
Something tells me|you'll see him again.
No, we won't.
|He's destined for greatness.
You hear that?|I'm destined for greatness.
Yeah, yeah, you don't make|your 4:00 check-in with me, you're gonna be destined for prison.
|Go, I'm gonna take you home.
How many times|do I have to say it? I'd rather lose the club than have|somebody like Smitty help me out.
You're letting your feelings about him|get in the way of good business.
Oh, so basically,|you agree with him.
Now not only am I emotional,|but I am also, in fact, stupid.
- That's not what I meant.
|- At least I hold on to my principles.
Okay, let's stop with the mudslinging|and think about this rationally.
Oh, so now I'm irrational? No Yes, you're being irrational.
|Smitty has amazing connections.
It doesn't make sense|to alienate him.
Okay, fine, you know what? You deal with him, man-to-man,|all right? More power to you.
Sorry.
Yes, she's a superhero,|but, no, you can't get mad at her - because it's your fault.
|- My fault? Yeah.
She tried on a belt|in one of the boxes that you were supposed|to be going through.
- I couldn't help myself.
|- Oh, no, really? Enough with the chatter.
|We have to figure out how to get it off.
It's not gonna be easy.
|That looks like Hippolyta's belt.
"Hippa" who? Wait, wait, wait, I know her|from my Mythology class.
Greek queen, super powerful, wanted to create|men and women equal.
Wait a second,|didn't Hercules butcher her? - That's the one.
|- Oh, that's just great.
Oh, no, why'd you go and do that?|Who's gonna pick up the kids? - What do you mean?|- Leo, look at yourself.
All right, turn him back right now.
I don't know how.
I didn't do it.
|This did it.
All right, fine.
Did you just try and kill me? - Whoa, easy.
|- Billie, relax.
Of course not.
What's the matter with you? I don't know.
That was really weird.
|Please get this off me.
To the "Book.
" All right.
What aren't you telling us? And don't think just because|you're invisible that I won't Okay, I know the goddesses|who made the belt came up with a way to take it off, but if we can't figure out|what that was, Billie's gonna die.
Oh, like the woman who wore it before|who ended up in Murphy's cold case.
Probably.
I mean, the belt holds|enormous power, Piper.
It seduces the wearer|before it drives her insane.
We gotta fix this|before it goes horribly wrong.
Like it's not already.
All right, that's not funny.
|Move it.
Move.
Where's this belt? It won't just come to you|on its own, Tai.
- It must be lured.
She must be lured.
|- How? By attacking an innocent, a female.
But it must be more|than just an attack.
You'll need to torment her if you wish to compel the mistress|of the belt to come to her aid.
I brought my demons here|to torment one innocent? No.
You brought them here to help you|get power beyond your imagination.
Imagine your status in the underworld|when you bring such a trophy back.
All will bow to you if, of course,|you can take the belt away from her.
It won't be easy.
I think I can handle|one lousy woman.
So strong.
Still, better safe than sorry.
I'll prepare for the belt's arrival.
Okay, you just sit down right here|and relax until we can figure out a way|to get that thing off you.
If we can.
If we can, we should soon before she turns|any more men invisible.
You and I both know something|horrible is gonna have to happen before we can get her|out of that getup.
- I scratched my pretty belt.
|- Oh, dear.
Now it's her pretty belt.
What does that mean? It just means that maybe the belt|is starting to affect you.
I don't think the belt|is starting to affect me, okay? I would know if Hold on.
I think I'm getting a call.
- A call?|- Yeah.
I'll be right back.
Help.
Anybody, help! Over here.
We're coming for you.
Dear God, help! That's no way to treat a woman.
- Get the belt.
|- I don't think so.
Men.
Sweetie, honey, are you all right? Yeah, except for the fact|nobody can see me.
And the fact|that the girl that did it to you is out doing God knows what.
We have to find her.
Whoa, watch the door.
Sorry, I'm still getting used|to this blurring thing, but, oh, is it fun.
Fun? You're having fun? We were worried about you.
|Where have you been? Well, let's see.
|I rescued a woman in distress, I killed off a bunch of male demons,|and I scratched my pretty belt again.
Okay, Billie, I think you're getting|a little too attached to that thing.
Yeah, until we get it off,|maybe you should kind of stay put.
No, I don't wanna take it off.
|It makes me feel powerful.
See, that's a problem.
Actually, here's a problem: Why are men so threatened|by powerful women? Hey, look, I'm busy.
|I'll call you when I have time.
There is nothing worse|than a needy guy.
Ladies, I think the belt's|affecting you too.
Oh, shush it, will you? Is there any way you can make|his voice disappear? Which means it's growing stronger.
Oh, you are such a downer.
|No wonder I made you invisible.
My midterm.
Almost forgot.
Oh, hey, could you make Leo|visible again before you go? Really? Why? Well, he's gotta play golf apparently|to get me a band.
So, what can I tell you?|It's a man's world.
I guess I can try.
Oh, it worked.
Right on.
What the hell just happened? I think her powers|are getting stronger.
- And taking her over.
|- Well, then we have to stop her.
He wants to go after her again.
|I can't hold him off much longer.
Why didn't it work?|Why didn't she kill him? - I'm telling you, we're almost there.
|- How do you figure? Tai's alive,|male demons are still in control, but I don't see any Wonder Witch|to help me change things.
She killed his gang, didn't she? That means the belt's hold on her|is strengthening.
Now, soon she'll be|so intoxicated by it, you'll be able to make your move,|turn her.
Not if Tai kills me first.
Then use your wiles to hold him at bay|until I can find her.
She will be yours for the taking|in no time.
You'd better be right, or else there'll be one more|male demon to become extinct.
Speed.
Finally.
|Where have you been? - What are you doing here?|- What are you doing here? I'm supposed to be here.
|I'm the parole officer, remember? How did you get in?|That door was locked.
- I have my ways.
|- Really? I'm listening.
- Look|- No, you look.
- I don't know what your name is|- My name is Paige.
Okay, Paige.
I have a job to do|and a parolee to bust.
- What do you know about that?|- I don't know anything.
- I just came here to talk to him, okay?|- Talk about what? Talk about his future.
|You know, how not to blow it.
You think that's all it's gonna take|to keep him out of trouble? - Just some talk?|- Well, it's a start, isn't it? Why do you believe in him|so much? - Why don't you?|- No, I used to, for the last ten years.
I'm getting pretty tired|of trying to save his useless ass.
Great.
Don't.
I'll do it.
You'll do it? - You're a little late.
|- What do you mean? I mean he's not here, is he? No.
|Which means he's with Donnie, which means Donnie talked him|into the job.
- Jobs are good things.
|- Not that kind of a job.
Robbing a liquor store.
Yeah, that's right.
|And the cops know all about it, and they're gonna bust him|in the act.
No.
No, Speed's not gonna be there.
I got 20 bucks says he will.
I have 20 that says he won't.
|You're on.
- Let's go.
|- Where? And prove you wrong.
After you.
Twenty minutes, guys.
|Twenty minutes.
- Talk about tacky.
|- Hey, super babe.
I could use some action.
Test's half over.
Time you have left,|you'll be lucky to get a C.
Wouldn't expect anything more|from a sexist pig like you.
- Excuse me?|- Well, you have to admit your theories are slanted|to more of a male perspective.
So is the superhero costume|a comment on the male hierarchy? - I assume you're making a statement.
|- Yeah, that she's hot.
Shut up, pig.
- What are you laughing at?|- Hey, chill out.
Wait, stop, this isn't necessary.
This isn't right.
This isn't what you wanted, is it? - I can help you.
|- Who are you? Someone who understands.
Come with me and all your questions|will be answered.
Can't believe we missed her.
Well, at least she left before|the entire class killed each other.
You mean before the girls|killed the boys.
Sounds like history's repeating itself.
Hippolyta tried to use the belt|to create harmony between the sexes.
- Blew up in her face too.
|- Dare I ask what happened next? Well, she retreated|to an island of women, killing any man who dared enter.
Well, one must've gotten through because Billie said|Hercules killed her.
Which is why|everyone who's worn the belt since has tried to rid the entire world|of men.
Oh, great.
|Just when I start dating again.
You know,|that means Wyatt and Chris too.
Oh, come on, what are the possibilities|of this really happening? I mean, other people|have worn the belt before and men are still walking around.
But Billie was a powerful witch|before she put the belt on, which pretty much makes her|invincible.
She could do it,|or at least kill a lot of men trying.
So, what, our only hope is that the belt|drives her insane and kills her first? No, we have to figure out a way|to get the belt off of her and contain her, obviously,|so she doesn't do any more harm.
If we can find her.
- Guess I won't be golfing after all.
|- No, actually, I think you should.
You're the target.
|I want you as far away as possible.
You're vulnerable to the belt's powers,|I'm not.
Yeah, I know,|but now that we know what to expect, we'll keep our distance, I promise.
|Now, really, you should go.
And, you know, if you find me a band|in the process, that wouldn't be such a bad thing.
Don't you see? Women have evolved|while men have grown more barbaric.
Your destiny is to unite women, bring peace into the world.
|And I can help.
- But you're a demon.
|- But I don't want to be.
Nor, with your powers,|will I have to be any longer.
This whole|good-versus-evil paradigm, it's all been fostered by men|to divide us because they can't create life,|so they try to destroy it.
- I don't know.
|- Oh, think about it.
We're at Magic School.
|It's filled with demons, which means if I wanted you dead,|you would be.
What do you want? Peace, harmony just like you.
With women ruling,|good and evil goes away.
All walks of life live as one.
Of course, we may have to kill|a few demon in the process.
- But that's where you come in.
|- I should talk to the sisters first.
They don't believe in a women's utopia|like we do.
They're stuck in the old ways,|battles.
No, no, they're very strong women Who have been corrupted|by the male hierarchy.
They're scared of change.
|They'd do anything to stop you.
Which is why it's so important|we take over Magic School.
Make it our base.
Peace, unity.
Think about it.
She's not well.
She'll be dead soon.
She just needs to live long enough|to kill Tai.
Then no one will dare challenge me.
You all right? Yeah.
I just have to go|to the bathroom, that's all.
Oh, why didn't you say so? There you go.
I won't look.
That's disgusting.
- First stakeout, huh?|- No, I've been on lots of stakeouts.
- What?|- I don't know.
I'm still trying to figure you out.
- Why?|- Because I can't, that's why.
I do like a challenge though.
Suspect vehicle approaching|south on Larson.
Over.
Suspect vehicle is in position.
Two black males,|considered armed and dangerous.
Stand by.
Over.
- Damn.
Looks like you lost our bet.
|- He hasn't done anything yet.
- Boy, you are an optimist, huh?|- No, I just have faith.
Yeah.
So do I.
Yo, chill, dog.
- Look, I don't wanna be doing this.
|- Yeah? Well, it's too late.
- We all set up?|- What are you waiting for? - Drive to the front.
|- Look, I can't.
- I don't wanna be doing this.
I can't.
|- The hell you can't.
Drive, damn it.
- All units engage.
Engage.
|- Stay here.
You son of a bitch.
Police! Freeze! Don't move! Don't move.
Freeze.
You owe me 20 bucks.
Give me your hands.
|Give me your hands.
Now, cuff him.
This isn't working.
Either Super Billie's|completely taken over or she just doesn't wanna be found.
Well, we could try|the to-call-a-lost-witch spell.
If there's any witch left in her, it should bring her back here|whether she likes it or not.
Well, what if that doesn't work? Well, then mankind|has got a serious problem.
I should've stopped her.
Don't worry about it,|it's a job hazard.
It would've happened|sooner or later.
She's gonna be upset|when she comes back.
Think we should call for Paige? No, she's got her own innocent|to save.
Besides, if Billie gets here|and we can't handle it, we'll call for her.
Power of the witches rise|Course unseen across the skies Come to us who call you near|Come to us and settle here What'd you do that for? Oh, we were just worried about you,|that's all.
That's bull.
You just don't want me|to create my utopia.
- Your what?|- Are you kidding? We love utopias.
I mean, we're witches, you know?|We're into the girl power.
Fine.
What do you want? We just wanna talk, you know,|see how you're doing.
Now.
- You lied to me.
Zira was right.
|- Zira? There's no wrath|like a woman scorned.
We have got to find her|and bring her back here because I am not cleaning up|this mess.
Zira I'm all yours.
So maybe we could try the spell again|and bring her back? And do what with her? Watch her|destroy the rest of the house? - I mean, we can't contain her.
|- There's gotta be a way.
Hey, I guess Billie's still|wearing the belt, huh? - You think?|- Oh, nice.
You're out playing golf|while we're trying to save your gender.
No, I told him to, and it's a good thing I did|because Billie might've killed you.
She's getting worse, isn't she? Yeah, and she teamed up|with a demon.
If I were a guy,|I'd definitely be a little nervous.
Any chance they went back|to Magic School? Maybe.
Why? Because if they did, we might be able|to get the belt off her there.
The goddesses' spell's gotta be|in one of the history books.
It's gonna be pretty tough|to get by her unseen.
Well, I think unseen is the answer.
You wouldn't listen to me, huh? - You just had to do something stupid?|- Hey, easy.
- Oh, man, you don't understand.
|- No, I understand.
You screwed up,|that's what I understand.
Why don't you listen|to what he has to say? I don't like this better than you.
|I don't have any choice.
He's an accessory to robbery.
|I'm gonna take him in.
I'm telling you,|that's not the way it went down.
Okay, why don't you tell that|to the judge? Wait.
What happened? - What happened to you?|- That's what I was trying to tell you.
Donnie stuck me|because I wouldn't drive.
Then what the hell|were you doing there? Just forget it, man.
No.
No.
If what he's saying is the truth,|then that makes him innocent.
- That's not my call.
|- Yeah.
It is your call|whether you take him in or not.
Why don't you check the other guy's|knife? If his blood is on it, then he's exonerated.
Let's go.
Excuse us.
What? - You set me up.
|- It's called evolution, Tai.
- Your kind's irrelevant.
|- You fool, she's just using you.
There's no battle of the sexes.
The eternal fight|is between good and ev I can't believe he's finally dead.
|It's almost anticlimactic.
- Is he really gone?|- You missed one.
Are you all right?|You don't look well.
- I don't feel very good.
|- It's all right.
You just rest.
It'll be all over soon, I promise.
Sooner than you think.
- What are you doing here?|- Oh, we've come to save you.
- Again.
|- You can't save her.
It's too late.
- Wanna bet?|- Book.
They're after your belt.
Kill them.
- Leo.
|- No! Say the damn spell.
For all the world to work as one|In harmony it must be undone Belt.
All right, come out, come out,|wherever you are.
- It's nice to see you.
|- It's good to be seen.
- What happened?|- Leo just saved your life.
Yin-yang working together|just like it should be.
- Good job, yang.
|- Thanks, yin.
Now, come on.
What are we doing? Yeah, inspector, it's Henry.
Hey, by any chance did that kid Donnie|have a knife on him when he was arrested?|Have blood on it? No, no, no, it's nothing.
|I was just curious.
Thanks.
- Turn around.
|- What's up? I'm letting you go, that's what's up.
Wait, so you mean you believe me? This time.
Go.
Hello? So do you want cash|or can I send you a check? - Henry?|- You were right about the kid.
- He was clean.
|- How did you get my number? Oh, you're not the only one|with connections.
I see.
Hey, Speed owes you.
- I owe you too.
|- Just doing my job.
Well good night.
Good night.
That better be a virgin colada.
I don't wanna lose my license|the same night I land Liz Phair.
Don't worry, I think I've caused enough|trouble for you guys for one day.
You were bound to turn into something|eventually.
Yeah, but Wonder Witch? Not to mention|I almost terminated an entire gender.
- Yeah, but the point is you didn't.
|- Thankfully.
Yeah, I just wish I still wasn't|so confused about men.
Don't worry,|they're just as confused about us.
- I know, but I'm still a little gun-shy.
|- It's okay.
You have time.
Ladies and gentlemen,|put your hands together, welcome to P3 Liz Phair.
- I'm so excited.
|- I still can't believe Leo got her.
Yeah.
Well, you know,|guys, golf, go figure.
To the mystery of men.