Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s08e09 Episode Script
Islands Part 3: Mysterious Island
1 (GROWLS) (DOLPHINS CHATTER) (SCREECHES) Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very distant lands With Finn and Jake and Susan Strong And possibly BMO It's Adventure Time (GULLS SQUAWKING) (RUMBLING) (GROANS) (COUGHS) (COUGHS) Jake?! Susan?! BMO?! (COUGHING) Oh, hey there, fellas.
Have you by any chance seen a cool dog or a giant, smelly lady come through here? (CLAWS CLICKING) Uh, are you guys being weird, or is that normal crab stuff? (CLICKING) Stupid crabs.
(PLUNK!) (WIND HOWLING) (GRUNTS) Jake?! Susan?! Hello? Burlap sacks.
Seed packets.
Oh.
(EXHALES FORCEFULLY) Now I can look like an idiot while I freeze to death.
(HOWLING STOPS) Woof.
Actually, these sacks are really working a treat.
I'm sweating like an everyday Susan in here.
Oh, I see.
That works, too.
What the? Neat.
It's like the border to the Ice Kingdom, but not really.
(WIND HOWLS) Tush! Coming down hard again.
I better head back.
(WIND HOWLING, ELECTRICITY BUZZES) Shack? Shack.
Sack? Shack! Ow! Oof! Oh! Oh! Aah! Ohh! (THUD!) Ohh.
(BIRDS CHIRPING) (ANIMAL SQUEAKING) Ruh-roh.
Looks like someone's still living here.
(CHUCKLES) Look at you.
You're thick as heck.
You're thicker than a normal Susan.
Whoa! Good grief, man! Were you in on this?! That's shady.
Do your parents know what you do all day? I mean, honestly.
(LEAVES RUSTLE) (HEAVY FOOTSTEPS) Giant bear? Come on! I fought The Lich at the edge of space-time, man.
You're out of your depth.
You best just roll on, brah.
(SNIFFS) Hey! (GROWLS) Hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey! (GROWLS) (GRUNTS) (GROANS) See?! I told you! ALVA: Stop! Nej, nej, nej! (SPEAKING SWEDISH) (BZZT!) (BUZZER) Oof! (SPEAKING SWEDISH) Come, Albert.
(WATER TRICKLING) Hmm.
Hey! You're a human, right? Do you know where my friends are? A dog, a robot, and another human who smells And I've been saying this a lot not great.
Does this mean I made it to the human place? - (EGG WHISTLING) - Did you send for me? Are you the mayor of here or like the tribe leader? I-I mean Agh.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what I'm saying.
(WHISTLING CONTINUES) Hi.
Hmm.
(BZZT.
) (BUZZER) (WHISTLING CONTINUES) Thanks.
Can I have my backpack back pack? Huh?! (GROWLING) (CLICKS TONGUE) (GRUNTS) Lady! (GROWLS) Lady, you can't just Hmm Oh! (YAWNS) (SMACKS LIPS) No.
No! No.
No.
One last time, have you seen my brother anywhere? He looks like this.
This guy.
His name is Jake.
En hund! Mnh.
Oh.
What? You want me to draw you? Oh.
I didn't draw that picture of Jake.
I don't know how to draw, really.
Banana Guard 16 tried to teach me once, but it didn't stick.
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
(SCRIBBLING) Okay.
(SIGHS) (SPEAKING SWEDISH) (THUNDER CRASHES) (WIND HOWLING) Ooh! Ooh-ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh! Het, het, het, het, het! Het! Het, het, het! What, a-are you folks afraid of thunder? (SCREAMS) Lady! I know a lot about living in trees, and this thing's not going to hold.
(BEEPS) This place is teched out.
I should have known, I guess, since you talked to that net earlier.
You can't understand me, can you? Something's been bubbling up inside me.
I really want to say it out loud, but I've been embarrassed.
Okay.
Are crabs robots? In what way isn't a crab a robot? (FILM REEL CLICKING) I guess I understand that BMO's not a crab, but I don't understand why BMO's not a crab.
Shh! Lady, where did everyone go to? Shh.
FINN: Hey, that's you! Your name's Alva.
Hi, Alva.
Oh.
So that's it? That's humans?! We came all this way.
(SIGHS) It's just you and me, Alva.
And Susan, I guess, if she's okay.
I don't know.
- (HOWLING STOPS) - Huh? Hmm? Sounds like the storm stopped.
(OBJECTS RATTLE) Hunden! Hmm.
No sign of him.
(JAKE SCREAMS) Jake! Hyah! (ELECTRICITY BUZZES) (GRUNTING) FINN: Jake! Hey, Jake! Oh, hey, buddy.
Man, am I glad to see you.
Hold on a second.
(GRUNTS) Man, this place sucks! I got attacked by 19 giant crabs in just the last 30 seconds.
Yeah, man.
I almost got eaten by this Hey, that's awesome.
Now let's get the heck outta here.
Are they coming, too? I'm not sharing my rations.
What? No, this is Alva.
I-I think she's human.
Alva? Alva, have you seen my friends? BMO and Susan? Oh, stuff, man.
That's the slow shake.
That's the universal death gesture! Nej, nej! (SPEAKING SWEDISH) (CONTINUES IN SWEDISH) Oh, shoot, man.
More islands.
BMO and Susan must've washed all up on one of all up of them.
Well, it looks like there's only three more.
This shouldn't be too hard.
Right? WAITER: Sir BMO? (CLASSY PIANO MUSIC PLAYS) Another Finn cake, sir? Oui.
Ah, this if the life.
I wish you guys could be here, too on the moon.
And Susan, too, I guess.
She seems fine.
Have you by any chance seen a cool dog or a giant, smelly lady come through here? (CLAWS CLICKING) Uh, are you guys being weird, or is that normal crab stuff? (CLICKING) Stupid crabs.
(PLUNK!) (WIND HOWLING) (GRUNTS) Jake?! Susan?! Hello? Burlap sacks.
Seed packets.
Oh.
(EXHALES FORCEFULLY) Now I can look like an idiot while I freeze to death.
(HOWLING STOPS) Woof.
Actually, these sacks are really working a treat.
I'm sweating like an everyday Susan in here.
Oh, I see.
That works, too.
What the? Neat.
It's like the border to the Ice Kingdom, but not really.
(WIND HOWLS) Tush! Coming down hard again.
I better head back.
(WIND HOWLING, ELECTRICITY BUZZES) Shack? Shack.
Sack? Shack! Ow! Oof! Oh! Oh! Aah! Ohh! (THUD!) Ohh.
(BIRDS CHIRPING) (ANIMAL SQUEAKING) Ruh-roh.
Looks like someone's still living here.
(CHUCKLES) Look at you.
You're thick as heck.
You're thicker than a normal Susan.
Whoa! Good grief, man! Were you in on this?! That's shady.
Do your parents know what you do all day? I mean, honestly.
(LEAVES RUSTLE) (HEAVY FOOTSTEPS) Giant bear? Come on! I fought The Lich at the edge of space-time, man.
You're out of your depth.
You best just roll on, brah.
(SNIFFS) Hey! (GROWLS) Hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey! (GROWLS) (GRUNTS) (GROANS) See?! I told you! ALVA: Stop! Nej, nej, nej! (SPEAKING SWEDISH) (BZZT!) (BUZZER) Oof! (SPEAKING SWEDISH) Come, Albert.
(WATER TRICKLING) Hmm.
Hey! You're a human, right? Do you know where my friends are? A dog, a robot, and another human who smells And I've been saying this a lot not great.
Does this mean I made it to the human place? - (EGG WHISTLING) - Did you send for me? Are you the mayor of here or like the tribe leader? I-I mean Agh.
I'm sorry.
I don't know what I'm saying.
(WHISTLING CONTINUES) Hi.
Hmm.
(BZZT.
) (BUZZER) (WHISTLING CONTINUES) Thanks.
Can I have my backpack back pack? Huh?! (GROWLING) (CLICKS TONGUE) (GRUNTS) Lady! (GROWLS) Lady, you can't just Hmm Oh! (YAWNS) (SMACKS LIPS) No.
No! No.
No.
One last time, have you seen my brother anywhere? He looks like this.
This guy.
His name is Jake.
En hund! Mnh.
Oh.
What? You want me to draw you? Oh.
I didn't draw that picture of Jake.
I don't know how to draw, really.
Banana Guard 16 tried to teach me once, but it didn't stick.
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
(SCRIBBLING) Okay.
(SIGHS) (SPEAKING SWEDISH) (THUNDER CRASHES) (WIND HOWLING) Ooh! Ooh-ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh! Het, het, het, het, het! Het! Het, het, het! What, a-are you folks afraid of thunder? (SCREAMS) Lady! I know a lot about living in trees, and this thing's not going to hold.
(BEEPS) This place is teched out.
I should have known, I guess, since you talked to that net earlier.
You can't understand me, can you? Something's been bubbling up inside me.
I really want to say it out loud, but I've been embarrassed.
Okay.
Are crabs robots? In what way isn't a crab a robot? (FILM REEL CLICKING) I guess I understand that BMO's not a crab, but I don't understand why BMO's not a crab.
Shh! Lady, where did everyone go to? Shh.
FINN: Hey, that's you! Your name's Alva.
Hi, Alva.
Oh.
So that's it? That's humans?! We came all this way.
(SIGHS) It's just you and me, Alva.
And Susan, I guess, if she's okay.
I don't know.
- (HOWLING STOPS) - Huh? Hmm? Sounds like the storm stopped.
(OBJECTS RATTLE) Hunden! Hmm.
No sign of him.
(JAKE SCREAMS) Jake! Hyah! (ELECTRICITY BUZZES) (GRUNTING) FINN: Jake! Hey, Jake! Oh, hey, buddy.
Man, am I glad to see you.
Hold on a second.
(GRUNTS) Man, this place sucks! I got attacked by 19 giant crabs in just the last 30 seconds.
Yeah, man.
I almost got eaten by this Hey, that's awesome.
Now let's get the heck outta here.
Are they coming, too? I'm not sharing my rations.
What? No, this is Alva.
I-I think she's human.
Alva? Alva, have you seen my friends? BMO and Susan? Oh, stuff, man.
That's the slow shake.
That's the universal death gesture! Nej, nej! (SPEAKING SWEDISH) (CONTINUES IN SWEDISH) Oh, shoot, man.
More islands.
BMO and Susan must've washed all up on one of all up of them.
Well, it looks like there's only three more.
This shouldn't be too hard.
Right? WAITER: Sir BMO? (CLASSY PIANO MUSIC PLAYS) Another Finn cake, sir? Oui.
Ah, this if the life.
I wish you guys could be here, too on the moon.
And Susan, too, I guess.
She seems fine.