One Tree Hill s08e09 Episode Script

Previously on One Tree Hill Thank you, Ms.
Davis.
As of this moment, your ownership is terminated, and you are no longer affiliated with the Clothes Over Bros brand.
You have a rock star and a famous actress fighting over you, and you're not sure you want to be with either one? They both kind of screwed me up.
So maybe you should move on.
Trick or treat! Aren't you a little old to be trick-or-treating? Is my son here? Mom? Oh, please, God, no.
Millie, you ready to go? I found a ride.
You're going home with Spartacus? Just playing by your rules.
You're gonna be great at this.
Troy must agree with me because he wants you to be his Agent.
Congratulations, you signed your first client.
I think you should take that photo assignment, the one in South Africa.
Why? Because this will save you.
This won't.
I'll go.
Dear Lucas, I can't believe it's already Thanksgiving.
Remember the time we shared the wishbone? You got the bigger side, but you let me make the wish.
That day, I wished that we'd always find the good in our lives.
I'm pretty sure that can come true whenever we want it to.
So, I'm gonna make today about the good, because there's so much of it.
Driving to your parents house just for a visit and I'm sleeping in your brother's bed Ooh, Brooke Davis in the kitchen.
Is it wrong that I'm getting turned on? A little bit.
I'm trying to be domestic.
Domestic Brooke is cute.
Hang on.
What's this? Apple crisp.
Mm-hmm! Good morning, pilgrims.
Guess what, Julian.
I got the ingredients for your favorite -- the Fluffy salad.
- Yes! - Yes.
Oh.
Is that an apple peel? It's rustic.
Oh.
It's interesting.
Hope no one chokes.
It says three pounds apples.
Peeled.
Uh-huh.
All right.
Nate.
Jame, go long.
Go! Oop.
No, not that long.
You should probably throw this.
Nice.
So, we should probably make this Agent thing official.
I thought we already did that -- with Troy.
Sort of, you know, but you got to take the test to get certified.
It's a piece of cake.
Okay.
Just get me your college transcripts, and -- and I'll set it all up.
Remember when we took that road trip to New York so I could get Millie back? Dude, really? Pink charlene, baby.
This will change your life.
Millie loves parades.
Dawg, seriously, no more talk about Millie, okay? Now, look, man, it's Thanksgiving, bro.
I ordered us a nice organic, farm-fresh turkey, and we about to get our eat on.
Ooh, you hear that? Turkey time! I'll be back.
Oh, damn.
I thought you was the turkey.
Oh.
Gobble, gobble.
Yeah.
I won't ever do that again.
Millie, hi.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Uh, the parade's on.
I'm watching it.
Hi, Marvin.
Um, I thought you might be watching.
I didn't want to watch it alone.
It felt sad.
I thought you might be spending the day with that gladiator guy.
From Halloween? Ew.
No.
That pretty much ended when he asked me to polish his sword.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
Gross.
It kind of seems like you were a little jealous.
No.
Well, maybe.
Okay, a lot.
Oh oh oh-oh-oh-oh whoa.
That is a lot of food.
Seriously, Haley, it's just the four of us.
Well, four and a half, counting the baby.
Five and a half, actually.
I invited Erin.
And people always show up.
You know that.
Hey, I'll be happy for leftovers.
I cannot handle any more canned food.
Get out of there.
Hey, don't forget to save the wishbone for me.
I won't.
Go.
Yes.
Okay, "in large saucepan, place parsley, carrots, celery, black pepper.
" Okay, 10 cups water -- did that.
Neck and giblets.
Oh, my God.
Gross.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Ugh! Julian! Julian! What -- what happened? I don't know, but make it stop.
Oh, God! I'm blind! Oh, my God! What is it? What is it? What? All right, I got -- I got it, I got it, I got it.
No.
No! I got it, I got it, I got it.
Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
I got it.
Maybe we could scrape it off.
Nathan, three more settings at the table.
Happy Thanksgiving? Okay, I got the pink charlene chilling in the fridge.
Now it's on to the cheesy potatoes.
What's "pink charlene"? It's basically jello salad.
I love jello salad.
Oh, you about to get some jello salad, baby.
Plus, we got cheesy potatoes and a sweet, succulent bird.
And not to mention, it's farm fresh, by the way.
He's very excited about that part.
You know, speaking of sweet and succulent, Millie, what's up with you and the gladiator dude? We've all been gnawing at the bone Oh, look at that.
Saved by the bell.
Left us dangling I'm glad Chase gave you the day off.
Yeah, me too.
He was gonna close the bar, but he decided to leave it open for all the people with nowhere to go.
Yeah, your last breath left us hanging on the line wonder why you never lose Oooooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh after all, the hair falls from your head and the heart attack's been sleeping in your bed But on with the restoration One purse.
Assorted jewelry.
One replenishing night serum.
One super-firming serum.
One multi-active youth-recovery cream.
Is it necessary to read every label? Standard procedure.
One cellphone.
One tin of breath mints.
And $20.
Sign here.
I'm gonna miss you.
I'm split along the seams, my head is coming off Happy Thanksgiving.
I don't want to be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately all I have to do is think of me and I have peace of mind I'm tired of runnin' 'round rooms wondering what I gotta do and who I'm supposed to be and I don't want to be anything other than me no, I don't want to be anything other than me no, I don't want to be anything other than me Be prepared.
Farm fresh has arrived.
Turkey! Is that the turkey? Sort of.
Well, it's definitely farm fresh.
Not funny.
What are you doing? We eating him.
I am not okay with this.
Dude, you can't just kill him.
Look, man, how in the hell you think that the turkey you eat ended up on your plate? Now, damn it, it's turkey day, and we eating turkey.
Do you have to call it "turkey day"? Oh.
Damn it.
When your soul's weary Nathan, three more.
When you can't hear me lay your troubles down Oh, look how cute.
You two are making little Turkeys.
Oh.
Oh.
You want to make one? No.
But do you know where your mom keeps the wine? Huh.
Let me check.
Thanks.
Who wrote the sun in? - Cute.
- Mm-hmm.
Any word from your mom Yet today? Oh, no.
And I am very thankful.
Although I do wonder if they'll be serving turkey in prison.
Hmm-hmm.
Well, don't you think it's a good idea to at least wish her a happy holiday? Hmm.
When you come thirsty Are you serious? When the well's dry No.
Um, I think that would be a horrible idea given the awful things that she said to me the last time we spoke.
I think I'd likely tell her to choke on a yam or shove a turkey up her Wow.
Anyway, I'm just really glad to have a drama-free holiday with you guys.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go find that wine.
Who called your name? I'm gonna be there, near or far I'm gonna meet you where you are who wrote the rain, who wrote the sun in? You carried all my shame When you called my name I am not the same I wish Quinn were here.
I miss her.
Still can't dribble with the left, huh? I thought she was supposed to be back from Africa by now.
Yeah, she was, but she had to extend a week.
She'll be back soon.
So, the transcripts that you need I never graduated.
I'm a few credits short.
The sun in? How many is a few? Does it matter? Yeah, it does.
You've got to have a college degree to do this, and you're clearly good at it, so I think you should go get those credits.
I am not the same Hey, thanks again for letting us come.
I don't know how I managed to set a turkey on fire.
I don't know, either.
At least it wasn't a piano.
True.
Hey, is it okay if Alex joins? She was supposed to come to our house, and Um Normally I would say yes, but Mia called and she said she's coming over.
And I just think that might be kind of awkward for the both of them, you know? Right.
And if I already invited her? Hmm hmm hmm hmm you will find me hmm hmm hmm hmm you will find me Jello salad? I hear it's a popular dish in the states.
Very.
I'm glad you could make it.
Come in.
That's 20.
Yeah, baby.
Bro, you are an NBA star, and I'm kicking your ass.
Dude, it's cornhole.
Relax.
Just sayin'.
Really? I got shot.
What do you expect? Right here.
Man, it is some fine ladies in the Scott house today.
You must've met Erin.
She's cute, huh? Yeah, but I'm talking about Sylvia.
Dude, that's my mom.
Yes.
Delicious.
Yeah -- is he serious? Trust me.
He's serious.
Sylvia.
Say "cornucopia.
" Cornucopia.
Say "stuffing.
" Stuffing.
Your accent is so cool.
Yours too.
I don't have one.
Sure you do.
Why aren't you with your parents for Thanksgiving? We don't celebrate Thanksgiving in Ireland.
Do you celebrate Christmas? Yep.
Will you be with your parents then? Well, I don't talk to my mom and dad so much.
'Cause they live in Ireland? Sort of.
We really don't get along very well.
'Cause you had a fight? Yeah.
We had a fight.
Say "Turducken.
" Turducken.
Hey, bitch.
I've missed you.
Me too.
Tell me Hollywood-y stories and let me live vicariously.
Ugh! You mean boring stories? Work, diet, work, diet, think about Chase Think about Chase some more.
Hmm.
I was hoping for glamorous.
Yeah, not so much.
Okay, your turn.
Indulge me on small-town secrets, especially if they're dirty or about Chase.
I'm boring, too.
I have been looking for work, looking for work, looking for work.
Oh, and thinking about Marvin.
You mean hooking up with Marvin? No, just thinking.
I mean, we were hooking up, and then we stopped, and now You're thinking about hooking up with Marvin.
Yeah.
I'll be right back.
Yeah.
Send me a match with your letter so I can burn the house down Hey.
Hey.
I just want to make sure we're okay, because we haven't talked in a while, and if we're not okay -- We're okay.
I don't have an issue with you.
I have an issue with Victoria, but not with you.
Okay.
Besides, it's Thanksgiving, and we have a ton to be thankful for.
Not Victoria, obviously, but a lot of other things.
Like that carving knife.
If Victoria were here, I would be super thankful for it.
A warning day, you're the story of my life.
Boo! Don't worry, Uncle Skills.
That one is not farm fresh.
I named him "Feathers.
" Ha ha.
Very funny.
So Was the turkey cool? The turkey was not cool.
Did it scare you at all? No.
Not even a little bit? Man, why you ask so many questions? Well, I know how you felt about Percy the Iguana, so if you need any help, I'm your man.
I'm gonna hold you to that, J-Scott.
You could give him feathers to keep him company.
He's probably lonely on Thanksgiving.
Whatever.
This thing is ugly.
Yes! I'm glad I made extra food.
You always know.
So, are you okay? What's going on? Well, Clay says that I need my degree if I want to be an Agent.
Oh.
Okay.
Well, you always wanted to finish school.
Maybe now's your chance.
School was never easy for me, Hales.
I barely got by.
You know that.
But you found a way.
You always do.
You're gonna be fine.
Okay.
In a week, she was I don't get it.
Haley's cooking for a small army, and it looks like a butterball commercial.
How's my bird? Just how I like it -- dead and cooked.
Okay, well, I was hoping for golden brown.
Your bird is perfect.
Brooke Davis, I love you and I'm thankful for you, and my gift to you is a day free of filming.
- Really? - Finally.
Such a good gift.
Brooke? Haley? Mary? Anyone care for wine? It's Millie.
Sure.
Uh, pregnant.
Sorry.
I'm good.
Well, at least someone here is fun.
Brooke? Hmm? So not good.
I'll be better for you Why are you here? Uh, Brooke I just got out of prison.
I don't care if you just crawled out of your own coffin.
Here we go with the typical Brooke dramatics.
You want dramatic? There's a carving knife here I'm not afraid to use.
The last time I saw you, you told me you never wanted to speak to me again.
I don't.
Well, neither do I.
So why don't you do us both a favor and just leave? Victoria, hello.
I am Sylvia, Julian's mom.
Oh.
Hello.
Victoria was just leaving.
Don't be silly.
A lady gets out of the big house, she deserves a nice, big glass of Riesling.
Thank you.
Finally, someone with manners.
Hey, Fluffy salad.
Ambrosia.
You're gonna let them bond? That is such a bad idea.
It'll be fine.
They will hate each other.
And then hopefully they'll both leave.
Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk? Like she's really playing with Jamie.
They look like they're having fun.
Can't we just poison her drink or put laxative in her stuffing or something, Haley? You know what? You need the green stuff.
Take some and calm down.
If you're not gonna help me, Erin will.
Do you know any irish curses? May your pipe never smoke and your teapot be broke.
May your temples wear horns, toes many corns.
May you keep to your bed till the hour you are dead.
Through the window It'sSomething like that.
I think you need the green stuff.
Gone it's no surprise to me Okay.
Cranberry sauce.
'Cause every now and then I kick the livingOut of me the smoke alarm is going off when there's a cigarette Pumpkin pie.
Still burning please tell me why My car is in the front yard Stuffing.
And I'm sleeping with my clothes on Oh, my God.
Window last night and you're gone I'd love some more.
No problem.
I'll save your seat.
Thank you, dear.
Hey! You are supposed to be making her uncomfortable so that she leaves.
And you are over there bonding.
Why are you bonding? It's Thanksgiving, Brooke.
Be thankful.
Be kind.
Hello.
Hey, having fun? Thankful, my ass.
Thanksgiving sucks.
Oh, you need some of the green stuff.
Is that a money joke? Jello salad.
All right, it's time to pick teams.
I pick Uncle Skills.
Pick me.
Pick me.
Mouth.
Yes! I'll be next.
Okay, um Aunt Brooke.
Hey, pick Millie.
Erin, you ever play football? Not a day in my life.
I pick Erin.
Um Millie.
Mia.
That she is paralyzed Okay.
Julian.
Sweet! Oh, oh, oh, just hold me Actually, I trade for Alex.
Yay! What? Clay, are you playing? I'd love to, bro, but, uh, gunshot wound, kidney transplant.
Nate.
You sure? Yeah.
Go ahead.
Never be the same can't speak or play the game Okay.
Ready, set.
Hike! Uncle Skills! Oh, yeah! Go, go, go! Whoa! Whoa! Aah! No! Oh! Yay, Jujube! Way to go! You're snuggly when you play football.
Love me oh, oh, oh Look, something else you gave away, Brooke.
Just hold me But look, the other side is happy, aren't they? Oh, oh, oh, just want me l-o-v-e, love love, love, love Come on, guys.
We're on the 1-yard line.
We got this.
Just hold me oh, oh, oh, just kiss me Ready, set.
Hike! Oh, oh, oh, just want me Ha ha! Eat it, losers! Oops, didn't realize you already scored.
My bad.
With Chase or in the game? Thought you would how deep is bitter love? gotta let it out Hi, Marvin.
Hi, Millie.
I'm gonna crush you.
Ready? And hike.
Feeling touched this situation's rough I got the ball! I got the ball! She's on the other team.
Come on.
Ho! Oh, love me Ready, set.
Hike.
Oh, oh, oh, just hold me oh, oh, oh, just kiss me oh, oh, oh, just want me Hey, hey, hey! All right, all right, all right, all right, okay, okay.
Love, love don't try to run away Let's get it, let's get it, let's get it.
Down someday those secrets in your life fallin' for your love will never be the same All right, dawg.
Ready, set! Hike! You were so distracted, you forgot your name you stutter by his face Go, baby! Run, J-money! Go, buddy, go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go! How you wish that you could tell them either way but then you start to flower open up and tell them it's the final hour love me oh, oh, oh, just love me Hey, hey, okay, okay.
Come on, come on, come on.
Wow.
I leave and all hell breaks loose.
Aunt Quinn! Hey, buddy.
Love, love, love - Hey.
- Hey.
You're back.
I'm back.
Just hold me l-o-v-e, love love, love, love Happy Thanksgiving! Come here.
How's my girl? I kind of think you should take me home.
- Right now? - Mm-hmm.
- And skip dinner? - Yeah.
I've been smelling that turkey all day.
AndDo you know how long I've eaten canned food? Okay, fine.
We'll wait.
No.
No way.
I'm taking you home right now.
Come on.
Ohh.
Hey, little sis.
Hi! Oh! I'm so glad that you're back.
How was your trip? Tell me everything.
I mean, there's not that much to tell.
It was work, you know? Excuse me, you were on safari halfway across the world a million miles away.
There's nothing to tell? How was the weather? How were the people? How was the food? Okay, I will tell you everything, but later.
Would I be the worst sister in the world if I told you I was exhausted and I just want Clay to take me home? I know it's Thanksgiving.
You did an amazing job and cooked way too -- Thank you.
Yes.
Go.
I get it.
Be with Clay.
And feed him.
He's been sneaking my mashed potatoes all day.
You're the best worst sister ever.
I'm thankful for you.
Not just today, every day.
The way, oh, you talk with your hands - Does it hurt? - Not as bad as when you hit me.
We spent some nights hiding in the sheets Thanks.
Letting our parts meet the way Don't even think about it.
You talk with your hands But The way, oh That table's for misfits.
How perfect for you.
Victoria.
Over here.
I saved a seat for you.
You talk with your hands I don't like them being together.
I don't care.
See it in your smile Doesn't she look like a turkey? When something Not really.
She totally looks like a turkey.
Okay, uh, we have tons of food, so please dig in.
And, uh, also, we have a tradition at our house of going around the table and saying what we're thankful for.
I'll start.
Um, I'm really grateful to be surrounded by such amazing friends and family, and, uh, I'm really glad that you're all here.
I'm thankful we're hanging out again.
I'm thankful that you said that.
You guys need to do it.
I'm surprised you haven't slept with him.
The way, oh I'm thankful for my baby brother.
Or sister.
Whatever.
I'm also thankful that Aunt Quinn is back and for Chester and I hope that Erin gets to see her parents soon.
I'm next.
I am thankful that I'm hot and that I'm famous.
Well, I'm thankful -- I'm thankful that I don't have to be a whore to be confident.
Well, I'm thankful that girls call me a whore, because it actually means that they're jealous that I'm prettier and more interesting than them.
Oh, right, that's it.
Mia, my mom says we have to switch seats.
That is a great idea, Jamie.
Thank you.
Gobble, gobble.
Well done.
Brooke, can you pass the wine, please? I would, but it looks like you and Sylvia drank it all.
Oh, I'm thankful I have more wine in the kitchen.
I'll go get some.
I'm thankful my wife needs help.
Please come back.
As I was saying, I'm thankful for my baby boy and that I could bring Brooke and Victoria together.
You invited her? It's Thanksgiving.
Yeah.
I'll take that.
Okay, sure.
Yo.
Please, Brooke, can I have a glass before you chug it all? No.
I've decided to stop giving things away.
Oh.
Well, that's probably wise since you don't have anything left.
I know what I'm not thankful for.
Okay, I think what we mean to say is that we're so grateful for what we have because we've been through so much this year, so many things that were not easy and things that make you realize you're all grown up and on your own.
Hopefully we came out the other side stronger and with the realization that we really do have a lot to be grateful for.
I-I just want to say that I wish my mom was here, because even if it felt bad, I would have the chance to make it better.
And you two, fighting over a boy when you've got the whole world at your fingertips -- are you crazy? What some of us wouldn't give to be living our dream.
So, maybe instead of focusing on what we don't have, we can focus on what we do have.
Slainte.
That means "cheers," right? Cheers! Cheers! Cheers! Cheers! Cheers! Happy Thanksgiving.
Cheers! Cheers! Eat.
Dig in.
Let's eat.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
Hey, Haley.
Thank you so much for today.
The food was amazing, and the company wasAlmost amazing.
Sure thing, Alex.
You're welcome.
Feel free to any take leftovers.
She already did that, hales.
Shh! Do you mind if I take this pie for Chase? Uh, no, actually, I mind.
I made it.
Well, I don't care 'cause I'm gonna take it.
It's my pie.
Doesn't matter.
I want it.
It's mine.
I want it.
What's going on? She's being greedy with her stupid store-bought pie.
She keeps taking my stuff.
They're fighting over a pie? They're fighting over Chase.
Seriously? Yeah.
The pie made more sense, right? Haley.
Sorry.
I know who he likes.
What are you waiting for? Push "play.
" But if he picks you, it'll totally wreck me.
Wow.
I actually agree with you about something.
Wait! Whoever he picks gets to be with him.
No more fighting.
No more games.
Fine.
I guess if I had to choose, well, that's hard because they're both great girls.
Amazing girls.
But the truth is I think they chose for me.
I want to be with a girl who really wants to be with me, not someone who lies to me or broke up with me by text.
I think I should just be by myself for a while.
Not what I expected.
Me either.
I thought he'd pick you.
Yeah, me too.
Although I kind of panicked and thought it might be you.
Tossed into my own arms now That pie smells really good.
It is really good.
And it's not store-bought, either.
We wonder how long, then will she circle the same tree? Nice job.
My heart comes back, picks me up like Mercury Hey.
We're heading out.
Thanks again for having us.
I'm so glad you came.
Hales, I'm really sorry that your mom isn't here.
She would be really proud of you.
You are so much like her.
Thank you.
Well, she's never very far.
She's in my heart.
You must think I'm awful for fighting with Victoria.
I just -- I wasn't prepared to see her today, and I'm not ready to forgive her yet.
I-I totally understand.
But if you think you can fix it, do.
Don't waste a lot of time, you know.
You might not have it.
Okay.
Anyway I'm thankful you're such a good friend.
I'm thankful I got to watch you chug wine out of a bottle.
Classy.
Bye.
Love you.
Love you, too.
Don't forget your jello salad.
Sylvia, it was a pleasure.
Thank you.
Hey, it was a hoot, really.
Oh.
Brooke.
Victoria.
Martini lunch next week.
You got it.
Okay.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Okay.
Bye.
Safe home.
Well, that was lovely, don't you think? Yep.
Lovely.
She just got out of prison, and I thought that you would want to see her.
No, not really.
Not at all, actually.
Well, I guess I was wrong.
Yeah.
Sylvia, I know that you mean well.
And I really appreciate it, but you don't have to be so helpful all the time.
I just want everybody to be happy.
I know, and if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have Julian.
So you already gave me a lot of happy.
Hey, yeah Okay? Mm-hmm.
The leftovers are the best part.
Thanks, Haley.
It means everything that you included me.
It's so nice to be surrounded by people that care about each other so much.
Yeah.
I actually overheard you telling Jamie that you don't talk to your parents much.
I don't talk to my parents at all.
Oh.
Can I ask why? They didn't believe in my music.
They told me I was throwing my life away, that I was wasting my time.
I told them I couldn't respect a parent that didn't believe in their child, who told them their dream wasn't worthwhile.
They said some things, I said some things, and We haven't spoke since.
Well, we're just gonna have to prove them wrong, aren't we? Come on.
It was a nice day.
It was a very nice day.
I'm glad we got to spend it together.
Me too.
Marvin? Yeah? You can kiss me now.
I look up into the big, dark sky the clouds are heavy but passing me by And your body looks like the sun we could get up and leave everyone then my heart turns Hey, you.
Hey.
I just got you back.
Where you going? I'm gonna develop some photos from my trip.
I'm really excited.
Come here.
Walk in your direction again where is your direction? Hey.
I'm happy you're happy.
Your direction? your direction is nowhere but here I destroyed that turkey.
It might've been okay if my mom didn't spray it.
Having come from a dream No.
You know, everything that's happened Maybe it's okay in a way.
Lookin' at you I learned the important people, the important things, they don't go away.
You're still here.
And I'm never gonna leave.
I know where you are, and I know that I am here and I think Mom, I have the wishbone.
Make a wish.
Okay.
You ready? One, two, three.
Two, three.
Whoa! Both our wishes are gonna come true.
Wow! Awesome.
Awesome.
Listen to me.
About school You have more determination than anyone know.
And I really, really believe in you, Nathan.
Well, that means everything.
Your direction You want to know what I wished for? Yeah.
I wished that you would believe in yourself as much as I believe in you.
And I wake in the morning having come from a dream I dream of the future and I dream of the past I am stuck in the middle and lookin' at you but now I feel it right inside my heart and I see you standing right in front of me I know where you are, and I know that I am here that I am here that I am here that I am here