One Tree Hill s08e12 Episode Script

Previously on One Tree Hill Marry me, Brooke Davis.
Yes.
Okay.
Now I'm redoing everything, and the more that I think about it, the more frustrated I get.
Okay, you know what? Out of sight, out of mind.
This book is only confusing you.
Oh, no, no, no.
What if it rains? No, my son and beautiful daughter-in-law will not be married in a tent like circus folk.
I booked the banquet room at The Oaks.
I said I can't afford it.
I told you -- I'm taking care of it.
I don't want to take your input.
I don't like The Oaks.
I don't really like any of it.
Good luck with the backyard hootenanny.
Taking this class is like entering into a contract.
Mr.
Scott? I've been required to pass marquee athletes for years.
But I don't have to pass you.
I intend to hold up my end of the contract.
I won't hold my breath.
Oh.
Ahh.
Please, God, get me through this.
I promise I will never drink again.
Shut up.
Sylvia?! Just try not to get so drunk that you end up puking.
Oh, I can't guarantee anything.
You know, what happens at a bachelor party That stupid rule never applies.
Well, you have nothing to worry about, especially since you already helped me fill my misbehaving quota for the day -- twice And a half.
I'll get there somehow nobody knows I just wanted to remind you of what you'll be missing if you screw up tonight.
Seriously, baby, I want you to have fun.
Is that what you're wearing tonight? Mm-hmm.
But I probably won't get to wear it for very long.
Oh, really.
What do you girls have planned? Well, let's just say I might have random guys' hands all over me.
Massage? Massage.
Haley's taking us to the spa.
By the grace of God You know, it's really nice of you to do this for Brooke.
I'm happy to.
She's been through so much in the last year.
I think she really deserves it.
Nobody knows You okay? Yeah.
I just have to read this entire book by Monday, and I can't stop thinking about Kellerman calling me a nescient jock.
Mm.
I don't even know what "nescient" means.
It means "uneducated.
" Why wouldn't he just say "uneducated"? 'Cause he's a pompous college Professor, and you know what I would do if I were you? I would read that book.
That's all you got? Just read the book and forget about Professor what's-his-face.
Kellerman.
Who? Keller-- who? Okay.
I'll read the book.
Okay.
Thanks, Hales.
Bye, honey.
Bye.
Have fun.
Sitting on the fence No way, Haley.
You are not leaving my party early to go play tutor girl.
We're not in High School anymore.
Hey, if you're gonna throw jabs, throw them at the right person, okay? Nathan's college Professor August Kellerman.
His name's August? Yes.
Ooh, he even sounds mean.
Like the end of summer.
Yeah.
This Kellerman guy made himself a powerful enemy today, taking you from my party.
Sorry, but you'll at least have Quinny and Alex and Millie.
Wait.
What? Who invited Alex? I did.
You invited her to Thanksgiving.
What's the problem? I was being civil for Julian's sake! But this is my party.
I thought we weren't in High School anymore.
Well, let's face it.
She's always gonna be the girl who got naked in front of my boyfriend.
True.
I can uninvite her.
She did get us the spa suite.
So, it's up to you.
Oops.
Wow.
Our guest of honor Is here.
I guess I can be civil.
What I did Thank you.
Mm.
Haley, this is the perfect party.
Wait.
There's more.
Open your present! Oh! Thanks.
Oh, um, no, thanks.
I can't have alcohol Obviously.
It's all natural.
Homeopathic.
Well, what does that mean, exactly? It's perfectly safe.
I think we're gonna stick with cucumber water.
Thanks, though.
Wow, Millie.
You really thought of everything.
Oh! Brooke, you have to wear this.
Uh, no.
I love you, but I can't wear anything made of whatever that is.
All right, to Brooke, on her last day of freedom.
It's her turn.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Wow.
You want some doughnuts? Mmm.
No! No? Oh.
Oh! Good morning, ladies! Rise and shine.
Oh, my God.
Is that a dog collar? Ugh.
Is that why my neck is sore? Ohh.
I think I bit my tongue.
My back hurts.
I feel fine! What? You have a massive black eye.
What? Ow.
Ow.
Why are you talking like you have your retainer in? Why are you talking like you have your retainer in? Open your mouth.
Oh, my God! You got your tongue pierced! Unh! Haley, take it out! Come on! No, I don't want to.
Help me! Say "please.
" Haley! Ugh.
Sylvia?! What are you doing here? All the couches were taken.
No.
What are you doing at my party? The party was last night, sweetie.
Uh, can you get me some water? My mouth is burning.
Yeah.
Huh! My engagement ring! Oh, that's a little tackier than I remember.
Oh! Whoa.
It's like I did shots of fire.
Aah.
It's not here! I do not remember anything about last night! This is not happening! Mm! Brooke, play it cool.
Julian's mom is right behind you.
Is anyone else's mouth on fire? Mine is.
Everyone shut up about your stupid mouths! My engagement ring is missing! Nobody move! I don't want to be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately all I have to do is think of me and I have peace of mind I don't want to be anything other than what I've been trying to be lately all I have to do is think of me and I have peace of mind I'm tired of looking 'round rooms wondering what I gotta do or who I'm supposed to be I don't want to be anything other than me Well, there goes my security deposit.
It's gone.
My life is over.
What is the big deal? I mean, it was insured, right? Personally, I never really liked that setting, anyway.
Seriously, why is she here? We're gonna -- we're gonna find your ring, okay? Let's retrace your steps.
What did you guys do last night? I don't remember.
I don't remember anything.
I don't even remember Sylvia crashing.
I did not crash.
I came by to drop off a gift, and you all insisted that I stay.
I barely got through the door before somebody handed me some -- ugh! -- hippie energy drink.
I loved that drink.
I knew those drinks were bad news.
What was in those? I don't know.
Energy? I will call and find out.
Okay.
Ew! Why is there raw meat in my purse? Is my ring in there?! Sick! Oh, you know what? That's a good idea.
Everybody check their purses.
Uh Well, if it makes you feel any better, Brooke, I lost my phone.
It doesn't.
Oh, my gosh, you guys, it's Julian.
What am I gonna say to him? I will buy us some time.
Okay.
Morning, gorgeous.
If you don't get home soon, I might have to misbehave all by myself.
Good morning, honey.
Mom?! Why are you still there? Why does everyone keep asking me that? Uh, well, why didn't Brooke answer? Is she okay? She's as happy as a baby.
Well, let me talk to her.
Uh, no.
It's -- it's bad luck to talk to the bride before the dress rehearsal.
I thought it was bad luck to see the bride before -- it's all unlucky.
Julian, we're dealing with pre-wedding stuff and girl bonding and -- and she'll give you a ring later.
Any luck? Well, somebody got lucky.
At least they were safe.
Ohh.
Okay.
This is one of those good-news-bad-news things.
The good news is, the drinks were perfectly healthy Unless you mix them with alcohol.
That was the bad news.
I am gonna -- okay, no, no, no.
You already probably made her pay for it with the Oh! This is good.
A receipt from a tattoo parlor.
One embarrassing tongue piercing That's me.
One tattoo.
Oh.
It's like an x-rated version of "where's Waldo?" No! Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
That looks like henna or something.
That's got to be, like -- oh, it's chocolate.
Did you just taste that? I'm pregnant.
Well, before you eat the rest of it, maybe we should call it.
Found it! My ring?! Millie's ho tag.
Ho tag? It's called a tramp stamp.
What is it?! Oh.
Then why don't you have one? I have one.
What is it?! Come on.
Come on.
Don't -- okay.
Okay.
Don't let it run.
Why would I get boots? Why? Why? Um, because that tattoo kicks ass.
We could always ask the tattoo artist.
I'm going with.
This is gonna be awesome! We're going to the tattoo parlor.
Maybe they'll have your ring there.
Oh, can we take the skateboarding dog with us? Take him.
He's getting really annoying.
Come on! Come on! Come on.
Hey.
You know why I can't come to the phone.
I'm Dave Navarro.
Speak.
It's probably not the Dave Navarro.
Why do you have a rock star's phone number on your leg? You tell me.
Tree Hill, last night! Oh, my God! What the hell were you guys doing with Dave Navarro?! What the hell am I wearing?! What the hell did we do last night?! 'Stache? Hey.
What's up, boots? I'll be with you in a minute.
Did that guy just call you "boots"? He must have thought I was somebody else.
Yeah, you're right.
He probably thought you were some other girl with boots tattooed above your ass.
How could I be so stupid? I'm gonna have to explain this tattoo for the rest of my life.
Oh, it's not that bad.
I got this one, and nobody ever asks me why I got it.
Why'd you get it? Until now.
It's no secret I tried to kill myself.
So I use this tattoo as a reminder to believe in something.
I mean, it's the only failure that I'm proud of.
Besides, if I hadn't have failed, I would've missed out on all of this.
Right, boots? Millie, check it out! You're only a few tattoos behind Dave Navarro! All right, I'm gonna go check the box office.
Wow, I haven't been to a concert in so long.
Melissa and I used to go all the time.
Who's Melissa? She was my best friend growing up.
This one time, she pretended to be an A&R rep so that I could meet Steven Tyler.
Do you know -- he's with Aerosmith? Yeah, I know who he is.
Bet you and Haley have some goodStories.
We do.
But most of my concert stories are with my best friend, too -- Peyton.
Yeah, I remember Peyton.
Is she coming to the wedding? Unfortunately, no.
But don't tell Haley.
I haven't told her yet, and Melissa didn't come to my wedding, either.
Really? It's probably for the best.
I didn't really care for Peyton.
I thought you liked her.
No, Paul liked her.
SoNo ring.
Sorry.
But I did find out why the concert was canceled.
Apparently they lost Dave Navarro.
And the last they heard, he was riding a bull with some bachelorette party.
Ring any bells? Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! when I'm feeling myself, I move like this when you're feeling yourself, then move like this now do it do it I'm okay! Wow.
Where'd you get the shiner? I don't know.
Why'd Millie get a boot tattoo? 'Cause of her nickname.
I thought the nickname came from the tattoo.
Well, I guess the tattoo came from the nickname.
Trust me.
I can do this.
You know, boots wasn't the only one that got a tattoo.
Who else got a tattoo? One of her brothers.
Brothers? Oh, God.
Frat guys? Gross! Yo, it's boots and the girls.
You guys were awesome last night.
You guys know us? You don't remember? Shawty had them apple bottom jeans boots with the fur the whole club was lookin' at her she hit the floor, she hit the floor next thing you know, Shawty got low, low low, low, low, low, low, low them baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps she turned around and gave that big Booty a smack Oh, my God! She hit the floor Where's my ring?! Shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low them baggy sweatpants and the Reeboks with the straps she turned around and gave that big Booty a smack she hit the floor she hit the floor next thing you know, Shawty got low, low low, low, low, low, low, low Hey, boots What'd you lose? A ring.
Why did you guys nickname me "Boots"? We didn't.
That's how you introduced yourself.
Oh, dear.
Guys? I've cried 10 million tears Oh, barkeep? Seriously? Crying my heart out Hey, miss Kitty.
Give me something to drown out this dreadful music.
for no one but you Isn't it a little early for a cocktail? You could try the boot again.
I've ached 10 million nights the boot? "15 types of alcohol mixed in a real cowboy boot.
" Again? Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! I was falling in love with you It's not here.
Let's go, Brooke.
Here.
Come on.
Let's go.
Haley is right.
Let's go.
I cannot stand this music anymore.
Oh, it's not that bad.
I like it.
It's because it's all you knew, growing up here in Tree Hill.
That never came true music brainwashes you.
Since Julian moved here, he bought an old truck.
And he wants a backyard hootenanny for a wedding.
Okay.
I am sick of you saying ba-- What? Sylvia? You're calling me right now.
What? You're calling me right now? Oh.
I was falling in love with you "Smother-in-law"? I dreamed 10 million dreams Typo.
Nice.
Ask if they have my ring.
Hello.
10 million and two Yes.
Oh! We'll be right there.
Great news! They found it! Sweet dreams, my darlin' my ring?! No, my phone.
It's at the fire station.
That never came true come.
Of course it is.
Hurry! I can't believe we stole a dog.
We don't know that.
He skateboards.
Guys, we're in possession of a stolen skateboarding dog.
A lost skateboarding dog.
And we're returning him.
Ooh, maybe we'll get a reward.
This is the house.
That guy looks mean.
"August Kellerman.
" What does that name sound familiar? His name is "August"? That even sounds mean.
Like the end of summer.
Oh, my God.
Guys, we got to go.
- Why? - Why? Because we stole Nathan's Professor's dog! Would we really do all this? Oh! Oh, no.
Oh, yes! Whoo! Whoo! Look what I got! You want it? You want the meat? Come on, puppy! Come here! One, two, three! Shh! Look at him with his sordid eyes Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! He's born of thoughts that you failed to mention he came to this place with an earnest intention He wants to live with us! Smokey's got so much to say hands to the wall, hands to the wall hands to the wall, hands to the wall We should go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I can't believe we did that.
I've never tissued a house before.
Tissued? I think you mean T.
P.
'ed.
I'm pretty sure we had a great night last night.
Me too.
Now if I could remember everything that happened last night and forget about other things, that would be great.
Can I ask you a question? Sure.
What's it like getting shot? Well, almost dying pretty much sucks.
But, you know, now that Katie's locked away, I just want to forget about everything.
Mm.
I don't want to forget what happened to me.
You know, once I accepted that I can't run from it, my scars didn't look so bad.
You obviously haven't seen my scar.
Own it.
My scars are from a moment of weakness.
Yours are proof of your strength.
Well, no ring.
At least you found your phone.
Aw.
Julian was such a cute kid.
Yeah, I have more.
No way.
That's you.
That is Wait a minute.
Oh, wait! I know that place.
That is where Nathan goes to watch football.
Please let them have my ring! Ugh! The restaurants in L.
A.
are so much classier than this.
I really do think that you would love it there, Brooke.
It's such a great place to live.
I like L.
A.
I've lived in a city -- New York -- and it was a great place to visit, but I love Tree Hill, you guys.
This is home.
All people do in these small towns is have sex and watch TV.
Oh, you say it like it's a bad thing.
Sylvia! Welcome back! I'll get those free wings for you.
Free wings? Well, as long as you're the champ, you eat for free.
You should have kept your mouth shut Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! And you call yourself a man of fire! Ha ha ha! It's about time someone gave those firemen a run for their money.
Hey, how'd it go with that cute guy last night? The guy.
The guy you were making out with.
Wait, was it -- was it Dave Navarro? No.
No, it wasn't Dave Navarro.
No.
No, I wasn't making out with a guy.
I'm engaged.
I know.
I remember.
You said it like a million times.
But I thought you were joking because of the toy ring you were wearing.
What did I do? Thank God.
Please tell me you guys have good news.
It's kind of one of those good-news-bad-news things.
But the good news is we found out where the bulldog came from.
Okay, what's the bad news? What was Nathan's Professor's name again? August Kellerman? Why? This path is taking its toll This -- this has to be a joke.
"Dogust"?! Maybe Nathan can return him for extra credit.
Okay, I take it no one found my ring.
It's not gonna matter anyway.
Julian's not gonna want to marry me after he finds out that I made out with someone last night.
That -- that helps.
Thanks.
I'm gonna walk home.
I need to figure out what to say to him.
An empty soul Come on, Dogust.
Let's get you home.
Come on.
When did you know? Did you just see that? Oh, no! I promise this time to keep under control Maybe this isn't the right time, but I want to say thank you.
For what? For last night.
I have never won anything before.
I'm serious.
I know it may just be a small-town "wall of flame," butI'm a champion.
To keep under control What am I gonna do, Sylvia? Just be honest with Julian.
He can be very forgiving.
Trust me.
I know.
Please stop reminding me of how wonderful he is.
I finally found the perfect guy, and I screwed it up.
Brooke, isn't Clothes Over Bros closed? Yes.
Thank you for reminding me of another thing I've lost.
No.
Brooke Hey! My shirt! Nice.
And my Brooke.
WhatAre you doing here, Dave Navarro? YouLocked me in? Well, don't play dumb.
It's not the first time that groupies have kidnapped me.
Oh, no, I am no groupie.
Oh, yeah? Nice shirt.
Well, at least I don't wear my own band's t-shirt.
Honey, it was the only clean thing left on the bus, but, uh, it looks great on you.
Why don't you hang on to that, huh? Oh, thanks.
Hey, where's that other chick that I nailed? I want to apologize to her for the black eye.
Okay.
Well, this has been fun.
This has been fun.
But, uh, I got a show I got to get to, you two.
All right? Take care, sweetie.
Uh, actually Uh, no, no, no, no.
Let it go.
Let it go.
He'll figure it out.
Oh, and, Brooke By the way, you were amazing.
I can't remember the last time I busted through that many condoms in one night.
Hey, how many did you give him again? Should be any time now.
So, who wants to be the lucky lady? No.
Millie? Just call me "Boots.
" Apparently, that's my new name.
I wish I knew why.
You know that cowboy bar with the mechanical bull? They've got a pretty crazy drink special.
The one where they drink out of that disgusting boot? What? Wait.
Ew! Why does every party I go to End like this? I was worried Julian would call off the wedding when he found out I kissed someone.
Now he's definitely calling it off.
It's gonna be fine.
Hey, I made a lot of mistakes in my life, and I managed to get past all of them.
I know a way that you can get through this.
Don't tell him.
Sylvia Marriage is about loving someone for who they are And accepting them for their mistakes.
He deserves the truth.
Brooke, look what I found.
A water balloon is not gonna cheer me up right now.
What about a water condom? Cut loose with it cut loose with it when you slide out on the dance floor grooving feeling yourself to the baserock music break it down Look.
I'm Mia.
I'm me after being shot! Oh, my God! Nailed you! Right in the eye! Go ahead, cut loose got to get yourself juiced go ahead and cut loose go ahead and cut loose This is the best night ever! Go ahead and cut loose got to get yourself juiced go ahead and cut loose cut loose Oh! Oh! Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah! Suddenly you're shaking with pain shooting down inside you I knew nothing happened with Dave Navarro.
Ohh, me too.
It doesn't stop till it breaks down Still doesn't change the fact that I kissed someone.
Everything's gonna work out, Brooke.
Haven't you ever forgiven somebody for a kiss? Well, I forgave Lucas when he kissed Peyton, but I never forgot it.
Has everyone dated this Lucas character? It was High School.
In a small town.
Yep, and that is another reason that Julian should move back to L.
A.
You try to make your escape, but the blows keep on coming Sylvia, have you been trying to convince Julian to move back to L.
A.
? Well, his life is there.
But what about me? That's a typical response from a girl like you.
A girl like me? Yeah, you're selfish.
It doesn't finish It had to be said.
Oh.
Okay.
Something else that needs to be said -- you smother him.
I do not smother him.
You showed up here unannounced and then tried to bully your way into our wedding.
All right, you know what? I don't have to listen to this anymore.
And I'm not gonna let some high-maintenance brat like you marry my son.
Wake up, Sylvia! It's not up to you! If you'd stop drinking for five seconds, you would realize that your son is a grown man! Stop treating him like a child! I do not! He does whatever he wants to do! Really? I have two words for you -- dog costume! It's no wonder Julian moved away from L.
A.
No, he just came to be with a girl who can't even give him a family.
And going and going and going I would give anything to give Julian a family.
I better go.
Hey.
How deep did they go last night? Deep.
Nice.
What's the craziest thing that happened? Um, well, they -- they kind of met Kellerman, and brought him home with them.
August Kellerman? No.
Dogust Kellerman.
Do I even want to know? Just say you found him on campus? Dogust! Oh-oh.
Come on, boy.
Yeah! Who misses who? Come on, big dog.
Yeah, come on! Come on.
Come on.
Yeah.
How you doing? How you doing? I missed you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Who's that guy? Who's that big man, huh? Vandalism.
Theft.
I could have you arrested, Scott.
I don't think so.
We have a binding contract.
No questions asked.
And according to what you wrote in Chapter 11 on moral conduct, the best thing for you to do in this situation is to say "thank you.
" It's not bad for an uneducated jock, huh? See you in class, Kellerman.
Come on, Dogust.
Don't tell me your night is just now ending.
What happens at a bachelorette party Oh, wait, wait.
I thought that stupid rule never applies.
How was girl bonding time with my mom? We got into a fight.
Oh, I'm sure it was just the alcohol talking.
Well, the alcohol said some really mean things.
She doesn't mean it.
I said some pretty mean things, too.
Don't worry about it.
You'll -- you'll work it out at the rehearsal dinner, okay? We might not need the rehearsal dinner anymore.
I don't deserve you, Julian.
I did something horrible.
Well Two things.
ILost my engagement ring AndI kissed some guy.
I promise you it will never happen again, and it didn't mean anything.
I-I don't even remember who he was.
I do.
Hi! Baby! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hi.
So, what was so important that I had to come all the way down here? Well, I was looking at this earlier, and I realized I needed to tell you something right away.
I love you.
I mean, I really, really love you.
Mm.
Mm! Uh-oh.
Oh, my.
I'm gonna hold on to this for you.
No.
Mm-hmm.
I feel so naked.
You should get naked.
No.
Yeah.
Take it off.
No, no, no.
Hold on, hold on.
Stop.
Yes! I'll marry you.
I love you.
We have literally been looking everywhere for this.
Well, it's where it belongs now.
Oh.
Now, go get ready for our rehearsal dinner so I can be one step closer to having you as my wife.
I always wanted you to All right, everything's back to normal.
Kinda like nothing even happened last night.
Yeah, kinda.
That.
Yeah, ow.
Today was fun.
I like you guys.
Even though I have to invite myself to things.
That's not true.
I know Brooke only let me tag along because I got the suite.
That might be true.
But I don't care.
I like being around real friends Even if I'm not one of them.
Well, you are to me.
So sit down, and let's fix yourEye situation.
Oh, no.
It really hurts.
Let me see.
Unh-unh.
This is it.
If you'll only say it once then say it now and if you'll only come here once White roses.
Then come here now When did you do all of this? Actually, Julian and I worked on it last night while you were doing whatever you were doing.
Mm-hmm.
Julian had it the whole time.
Ohh.
This is how you spent your last night of freedom? You're only getting married once, Brooke.
I wanted it to be perfect.
It is.
Unbelievably perfect.
How did you know all of this, though? Um, I may have forgotten to throw away your wedding book and just sent it to Sylvia instead.
Sylvia helped? Yes, and not only did she pay for the whole thing, but she's been working nonstop ever since I gave her that wedding book.
And every dream you've cast away is coming back to find you Hang on.
If you only do it once I can't believe you managed to do all of this without me knowing.
Well, you wouldn't have let me, otherwise.
Probably not.
You did all this for me? I did this for the girl my son loves.
I'm sorry about what I said.
No, you were right.
I've been so busy trying to hold on to the past that I miss everything around me.
Like you.
What you said today at clothes over bros, that really got to me.
'Cause every feeling that you've lost I can see why Julian loves you so much.
Is waking up inside you And I am sorry, too.
And every dream you've cast away It's okay.
Is coming back to find you You had better go find Haley.
It's time for rehearsal.
When you find your love Sylvia? Yeah? What happened with Melissa, your best friend? Oh, we're stillFriends.
Uh She moved away, she started a family, and we just drifted apart.
Like I said, you can't live in the past.
Let it go, let it go deep 'cause when you've found your love Baby Sawyer's sick.
Peyton's not coming? I'm so sorry, Brooke.
I understand.
But I miss her.
Are you okay? Yeah.
What you did in here It's amazing, Haley.
Nobody's ever done anything like this for me before.
It's funny.
Peyton used to say, people always leave.
But when they did, I was always the one who was here for her.
This year has been the hardest of my life, and you know who was always here for me, no matter what? My maid of honor.
Me? Say you'll do it.
I would be honored, Brooke.
Thank you.