According To Jim s08e17 Episode Script

1 KYLE, WHAT THE CRAP? WE'RE WEARING THE SAME SHIRT.
WE'RE ALSO WEARING THE SAME UNDERWEAR.
I WAS OUT.
WE CAN'T GO TO SCHOOL LIKE THIS.
YOU NEED TO CHANGE.
NO, YOU NEED TO CHANGE.
NO, YOU NEED TO CHANGE.
MORNING, URCHINS.
WHAT THE FUDGE? JIM, TELL YOUR KIDS THEY NEED TO CHANGE THEIR SHIRTS! NO, YOU NEED TO CHANGE.
NO, Y NEED TO CHANGE.
NO, YOU NEED TO CHANGE.
NO-- HEY, LOOKING GOOD.
NICE SHIRTS.
YOU BOUGHT US ALL THE SAME SHIRTS? SURE DID.
HEY, 6 BUCKS A DOZEN OUT OF THE PHARMACY.
TOO BAD I RAN OUT OF CASH, OR YOU'D HAVE MATCHING PANTS.
BUT, DADDY, IT'S STARTING TO RAIN.
OH.
OH.
OH, OKAY.
OKAY, HERE.
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, NEW BOOTS! DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME TO GIVE UP THE NEWSPAPER, GRAMPS? YOU AND YOUR DEAD TREE ARE SO YESTERDAY.
WITH MY COMPUTER, I'M HANGING TEN ON A DIGITAL WAVE.
HA! HA HA.
WHAT? WHAT? MARMADUKE.
OH, NO.
WHAT'D HE'D DO? WHAT'D HE DO? I LOVE MARMADUKE.
NO, COME ON.
COME ON.
COME ON.
IS HE TRYING TO RIDE THE BUS? HE'S TOO BIG.
WHERE IS IT? WHERE IS MY PRESENT? WHERE IS IT? AH (laughs) HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY.
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE GETTING WARMER.
(gasps) WARMER.
(gasps) COLDER.
COLDER.
COLD--WARM.
WARM.
WARM.
WARM, WARM, WARM, WARM.
AH, YOU'RE SITTING ON IT! HOT! HOT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! IT FEELS LIKE PLANE TICKETS MM.
OR A GIFT CERTIFICATE? AH.
"THE HAPPY WIFE COUPON BOOK.
" TA-DA! "ONE HUG" UH-HUH.
"20 MINUTES OF SNUGGLING.
" MM-HMM.
"1 NIGHT OF DISHWASHING, 5-DISH LIMIT.
" YEAH.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY.
MM.
OH (grunts) YOU'RE WELCOME.
ONE HUG.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? I THINK YOU ALMOST GOT ME, BUT YOU DIDN'T.
THIS IS A SETUP! YOU'D NEVER GIVE ME SOME LAME COUPON BOOK.
I WOULDN'T? OH, PLEASE.
"ONE FREE AT-HOME BIKINI WAX"? WELL, I GOT THE SCISSORS AND SOME DUCT TAPE.
(clears throat) HE, UH, HE DID MY BACK.
SOON AS THE BLEEDING STOPPED, I WAS SMOOTH LIKE A BABY.
NO.
NO.
NO.
NO WAY.
THERE IS A GREAT PRESEN HERE SOMEWHERE, SOMEWHERE.
I KNOW--AND YOU'RE-- YOU'RE SLICK, MISTER, BUT YOU ARE NOT SLICK ENOUGH FOR ME.
OH (laughs) WELL, CHERYL, YOU GOT ME.
KEEP LOOKING.
AH! AH! AH! THE GARAGE! YOU POINTED AT THE GARAGE.
THE PRESEN IS IN THE GARAGE! OH! I LOVE THESE BIRTHDAY SETUPS.
WOW, YOU ARE GOOD.
OH, MAN, IF I STILL HAD IT, THE HAIR ON MY NECK WOULD BE STANDING UP.
OH.
ANDY, THAT WAS NO A SETUP.
THAT COUPON BOOK WAS MY GIFT.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
THAT WAS REAL? YES.
I-I-I-I'VE RUN OUT OF IDEAS FOR THESE STUPID GIFTS.
OH, JIM.
I MEAN, I USED TO PU MY HEART AND SOUL INTO EACH AND EVERY GIFT, BUT NOW I JUST DON'T WAN TO DO IT ANYMORE.
JIM, COME ON, MAN.
IS IT--IS IT THAT HARD TO FIND YOUR WIFE A PRESENT? FINE.
ONE PRESENT, OKAY.
BUT NOW IT'S HER BIRTHDAY.
IN A WEEK, IT'S THE ANNIVERSARY.
THEN THERE'S CHRISTMAS.
THE TREE ISN'T EVEN GONE YET, AND THEN IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.
I FEEL LIKE A GERBIL ON A GIANT WHEEL OF PRESENTS.
YEAH, BUT, JIM, A-A COUPON BOOK? KYLE GAVE HER ONE LAST YEAR.
SHE LOVED IT.
KYLE'S 9.
HE SPELLED COUPON WITH A "K.
" THE POINT IS, IS THAT IT'S-- I'M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS.
WELL (laughs) LUCKY FOR YOU, I'M HERE.
ANDY, YOU'RE ALWAYS HERE.
JIM, COME ON, IF THERE'S ONE THING I KNOW ABOUT WOMEN, THEY LOVE JEWELRY.
(exhales) ALL RIGHT, I GUESS I'LL GO TO THE MALL AND GET AN EXPENSIVE GIFT.
ACTUALLY, I KNOW A GUY WHO GETS GOOD JEWELRY ON THE CHEAP.
DONE! THAT ONE'S FROM ME, MOM.
OH, SWEETHEART, THEY'RE PERFECT.
THANK YOU.
AW.
OPEN MINE NEXT.
OH, OKAY.
WOW, KYLE.
YOU BOUGHT ME A PURSE? NO, I FOUND I ON THE SCHOOL BUS.
IT WAS RIGHT BEHIND WHERE THE DRIVER LADY SITS.
OH, HONEY.
LET ME SEE.
OH.
THE COOL THING IS THERE'S MORE PRESENTS INSIDE.
YOU'RE RIGHT-- GRANOLA BAR, KEYS, DIABETES MEDICINE.
UH, I'LL GO MAKE SOME PHONE CALLS.
YES, YOU DO THAT, HONEY.
OH, THANKS, RUB.
SO HMM.
HAVEN'T FOUND YOUR GIFT YET.
MY GIFT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE LATE.
YOU COULDN'T TELL ME THA BEFORE I STUCK MY ARM DOWN THE SEWER PIPE? HOW LATE? WELL, WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME THAT CALENDAR THERE, AND I'LL SEE.
(scoffs) SOMEBODY'S GETTING WARMER.
OH, MY GOD! (laughs) (gasps) (gasps, exhales) JIM.
YEAH? IT'S A NECKLACE.
UH-HUH.
AND IT'S NOT MADE OUT OF NOODLES.
HONEY, IT'S AN ANTIQUE GIVEN TO A WOMAN BY HER HUSBAND 60 YEARS AGO.
(whispers) OH, MY GOD.
COME ON.
COME ON.
READ THE INSCRIPTION HERE.
READ IT.
READ IT.
READ IT.
(sighs) (normal voice) "FOR EMILY ROSE, MY FOREVER LOVE.
" YEAH.
(clicks tongue) OH.
THAT'S HOW I THINK OF YOU, EXCEPT FOR I CALL YOU CHERYL.
OH, JIM, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW LONG I'VE WAITED TO SAY THIS.
I LOVE YOUR PRESENT.
MM.
GREAT.
GREAT.
WELL, PUT IT ON.
COME ON.
OKAY.
LET--LET'S SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
OKAY.
HURRY UP.
HURRY UP.
HURRY UP.
OKAY.
OKAY.
OKAY.
(laughs) OH, JIM, TO BE MARRIED TO YOU WHAT MUST THAT BE LIKE? (making kissing sounds) JIM.
JIM, STOP.
DO NOT GIVE CHERYL THAT NECKLACE.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WELL, THERE MAY BE A SITUATION WHERE, IN THE FUTURE, CHERYL'S NECKLACE MIGHT BE CONSIDERED, OH, WHAT'S THE WORD? EVIDENCE.
THIS--THIS--THIS NECKLACE IS STOLEN? BUT--BUT THERE'S GOOD NEWS.
IT WASN'T STOLEN FROM A STORE, AND THERE'S NO CHANCE THE OWNER WILL COME LOOKING FOR IT.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WELL, WHERE WAS I STOLEN FROM? OH, WHAT'S THE WORD? A COFFIN.
A COFFIN? A COFFIN, ANDY? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? YOU'RE A--OOH, WHAT'S THE WORD? IDIOT! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR JEWELRY GUY IS A GRAVE ROBBER.
NO, HE'S NO A GRAVE ROBBER.
HE DOESN'T STEAL FROM GRAVES.
THAT'S CREEPY.
LOOK, HE TAKES JEWELRY OFF OF DEAD PEOPLE.
THAT'S A GRAVE ROBBER.
THAT'S CREEPY.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
MY GUY TAKES STUFF FROM THE COFFIN AT THE FUNERAL HOME.
OHH.
A COFFIN AT THE FUNERAL HOME.
WELL, THAT'S NOT CREEPY.
THAT'S DELIGHTFUL.
WELL--WELL--WELL, LOOK.
THERE'S A BRIGHT SIDE.
NONE OF THIS CAN BE TRACED TO US.
(inhales, exhales) YOU'RE RIGHT.
WHAT CHERYL DOESN'T KNOW WON'T HURT HER.
IT'D BE CRUEL TO TAKE I AWAY FROM HER NOW.
TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT.
LET'S FACE IT.
WHEREVER EMILY ROSE IS NOW, SHE DON'T MISS IT.
EMILY ROSE AND CHERYL ARE BOTH IN HEAVEN RIGHT NOW.
AND, YOU SIR, LOOK LIKE A PRINCE FOR THIS PRESENT.
NO, YOU ARE A HERO FOR SAVING ME THE MONEY.
EVERYBODY WINS.
EVERYBODY WINS.
UH, EXCEPT FOR EMILY ROSE, WHO'S DEAD, AND MY GUY, WHO'S IN PRISON.
OKAY, SEE YOU.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
WHERE YOU GOING? BACK TO THE HUB.
(Cheryl) ARE YOU READY, JIM? (singsongy) I'M GONNA MAKE MY GRAND ENTRANCE.
OH, I AM READY, MY YOUNG BRIDE.
THEN HERE I COME.
TRY NOT TO LET YOUR JAW HIT THE GROUND.
(laughs) (normal voice) WHAT DO YOU THINK, JIM? OH.
WHO ARE YOU? I KNOW, RIGHT? OOH.
(laughing) IT'S JUST LIKE THIS NECKLACE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A DIFFERENT PERSON.
(gasping) C-C-CHERYL, IS THAT YOU? OH, NOT BAD FOR A 39-YEAR-OLD MOTHER OF 5.
OH.
OH.
(groans) AND, LOOK.
LOOK, HOW IT SPARKLES WHEN I TURN.
DON'T MOVE TOO QUICKLY.
I DON' WANT YOU TO BREAK ANYTHING.
AH! C-C-CHERYL? CAN YOU JUST TAKE OFF THAT NECKLACE, JUST FOR A SECOND SO I CAN READ THAT BEAUTIFUL INSCRIPTION ONE MORE TIME? OH, I SUPPOSE SO.
BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS HOPING YOU'D ASK ME TO TAKE OFF.
JUST THE NECKLACE WILL BE FINE.
OH! UH-HUH, YEP, "MY FOREVER LOVE," YES.
OH.
YES.
YES.
FOREVER YEAH.
YEAH.
UNTIL YOU GET REALLY OLD.
OH (scoffs) GIVE IT BACK.
(grunting) OH.
(inhales sharply) (gasps) I FEEL LIKE THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.
(laughing) YOU LOOK LIKE THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND.
(voice cracking) OH, CHERYL.
OH, JIM.
OH! MM.
WHAT'S WITH THE PAPER? OH, I DON'T KNOW.
JUST SOMETHING ABOUT THE FEEL OF A PAPER IN THE MORNING, I LOVE IT.
I'M WATCHING A VIDEO OF A SNAKE EATING A COW.
OH, LET ME SEE.
LET ME SEE.
NO.
MAYBE IT'S IN YOUR NEWSPAPER.
I HAVE TO GET READY FOR WORK.
OH.
(cow moos) ANDY, ANDY.
(exhales) I GOT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.
THAT NECKLACE HAS TURNED CHERYL INTO A BONY OLD HAG.
LOOK, SHE'S A LITTLE THIN, AND THE YEARS HAVEN'T BEEN AS GOOD TO HER AS THEY HAVE BEEN TO ME.
ANDY, YOU GOT TO LISTEN TO ME HERE.
LISTEN TO ME, PLEASE.
WHEN CHERYL PUTS THAT NECKLACE ON, SHE ACTUALLY TURNS INTO AN OLD WOMAN! I-I-I THINK SHE MUST BE THE GHOST OF EMILY ROSE OR SOMETHING.
WHOA.
WHOA.
WHOA.
WHOA.
WHOA.
YOU'RE SEEING GHOSTS? YES! A GHOST.
(gasps) JIM.
I GAVE MANDY SOMETHING FROM THAT GUY, TOO.
OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T GIVE HER A HAUNTED NECKLACE FROM AN OLD WOMAN, DID YOU? NAH, IT'S NOT REALLY HER STYLE.
I GAVE HER SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE HIP.
WHAT? (Mandy) OH, MY GOD, ANDY.
THE NECKLACE LOOKS SO GREAT.
YOU'VE GOT TO SEE THIS.
I GOT HER A DIAMOND-STUDDED DOLLAR SIGN.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW MY GIRLFRIENDS.
THEY'RE GONNA BE SO JEALOUS.
I'M ONE LUCKY GIRL.
YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO PRETTY.
JIM, I-I'M AS OPEN-MINDED AS THE NEXT GUY, BUT, UH, AM I DATING-- A 300-POUND CROSS-DRESSING BLACK MAN? YES.
OKAY, JUST CHECKING.
WHAT THE HELL AM I GONNA DO? YOU?! I'M MARRIED TO A GHOST.
YOU'RE JUST DATING ONE.
OH, NOT FOR LONG.
I DON'T THINK WE COULD BOTH FI IN THE SAME CAR.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
JUST LET ME THINK.
LET ME THINK.
OH.
OH.
I JUST GOT TO THINK, THINK, THINK.
HEY.
HEY, YOU'RE--YOU'RE RI-- YOU'RE RIGHT.
HEY, HUH? THIS IS IN OUR MINDS, MAN.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I MEAN, THIS--THIS WON'T LAST.
RIGHT.
WE JUST GOT TO RIDE THIS THING OUT.
RIGHT, RIGHT.
AND HEY A LOT BETTER THAN TELLING THE TRUTH.
(scoffs) WHAT ISN'T? YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE RIGHT.
I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT.
HOW OFTEN ARE CHERYL AND MANDY GONNA GET ALL DOLLED UP AND PUT ON THEIR FANCY JEWELRY ANYWAY? I DIDN'T REALIZE THIS RESTAURAN WAS SO FANCY.
WELL, BUT WE WERE GOING TO GO TO A MORE CASUAL PLACE, BUT I WANTED TO SHOW OFF MY NEW NECKLACE.
GET USED TO IT.
I WANT PEOPLE TO SEE ME, MY BLING AND MY MAN.
HER GOATEE IS TICKLING ME.
MANDY, LET'S GO TALK TO THE PIANO PLAYER.
MAYBE HE'LL KNOW MY FAVORITE SONG.
WHAT WOULD THAT BE? "BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC? WELL, I SURE WOULD LIKE TO HEAR SOME BARRY MANILOW.
COME ON, GIRL.
(clears throat) AND, YOU, TRY NOT TO MISS ME TOO MUCH.
(kissing sound) AHA.
IT'S ALL GOOD, BOO.
I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS.
I GOT A PLAN.
OH, THANK GOD.
WHAT IS IT? WE TAKE SOME JEWELRY OFF A COUPLE DEAD PLAYBOY BUNNIES.
DO YOU KNOW ANY DEAD PLAYBOY BUNNIES? OH, WE'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO KILL 'EM OURSELVES.
YOU KNOW, JIM, I DON'T MEAN TO BE "MR.
NITPICK" HERE, BUT IT MIGHT BE EASIER TO TAKE THE JEWELRY AND RETURN I TO THE NEXT OF KIN.
THEY'RE PLAYING OUR FAVORITE SONG.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET'S GO PARTY LIKE IT'S 1899.
COME DANCE WITH ME.
OH, I'M NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD.
ALL RIGHT, BRING THAT ASS ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
MM! (piano playing) MAKE IT STOP.
MAKE IT STOP! ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.
ON THE COUNT OF THREE, LET'S RIP OFF THE NECKLACES AND RUN.
(clears throat) ONE.
TWO THREE! (grunts) JIM! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? WHY'D YOU TAKE MY NECKLACE? UH, IT'S HAUNTED.
WHAT? I-I-I GOT IT OFF A DEAD OLD LADY.
OH.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? AND IN YOUR CASE, A SCARY GHOST RAPPER.
YEAH, BUT WE CAN FIX IT, BABY.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
OH, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
WHAT? UH! (sighs) WELL, TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, WE CHECKED THE OBITUARIES, AND WELL, WE HAVE YOUR DEAD WIFE'S HAUNTED NECKLACE.
YOU HAVE MY EMILY'S NECKLACE? BUT HOW? IT WAS STOLEN FROM HER COFFIN-- UH, BUT NOT BY US.
WE'RE GOOD GUYS.
THOUGH, IF THIS DOESN'T WORK, WE MIGHT HAVE TO KILL A COUPLE MODELS LATER.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT? WELL I WANT TO GIVE YOU BACK YOUR DEAD WIFE'S NECKLACE.
WHY? I DON'T WANT IT.
OH, BECAUSE IT'S JUS A MATERIAL THING, AND IT WON'T BRING YOUR BELOVED WIFE BACK? NO.
BECAUSE THE STONES ARE FAKE, AND IT'S A CHEAP PIECE OF CRAP.
THE STONES ARE FAKE? OH, MY OPINION OF THAT GRAVE ROBBER JUST WENT DOWN A PEG.
WAIT, THESE STONES ARE FAKE? FOR YOUR WIFE? FOR EMILY ROSE, YOUR FOREVER LOVE? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 60 YEARS OF BIRTHDAYS AND ANNIVERSARIES-- I CUT CORNERS SOMETIMES.
HOW OFTEN? EVERY TIME.
STUPID PRESENTS.
(gasps) JIM, THAT WAS YOUR EXAC SAME ATTITUDE YESTERDAY.
I GET IT, ANDY.
I GET IT.
OH, SO YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME? NO, I'M NOT LIKE YOU.
I-I CARE FOR MY WIFE.
LET ME GUESS, YOU BOUGHT HER THAT NECKLACE BECAUSE SHE GOT TIRED OF--OF YOUR OTHER LAME GIFTS.
THAT IS NOT TRUE.
YEAH.
HE SLAVED OVER THAT COUPON BOOK.
A COUPON BOOK? I PULLED THAT ONE-- A FREE HUG, A LITTLE CUDDLING AND PATTY DUKE'S AUTOGRAPH.
MINE'S NOT LIKE THA AT ALL.
ONE YEAR I PROMISED EMILY ROSE A ROMANTIC VACATION RIGHT NEX TO THE BEARS' TRAINING CAMP.
I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.
JIM, YOU HAVE RESERVATIONS THIS SUMMER.
I JUST CANCELLED 'EM! LOOK, TAKE YOUR STUPID WIFE'S STUPID HAUNTED NECKLACE BACK.
I DON'T WANT IT.
WELL, YOU'RE TAKING IT, DAMN IT.
I DON'T WANT IT.
AND FROM NOW ON, I'M GONNA GE MY WIFE GOOD GIFTS.
I DON'T WANT TO TURN INTO YOU.
NO.
NO, MY WIFE, SHE'S SPECIAL, ALL RIGHT? AND I APPRECIATE HER.
SHE'S A GOOD WOMAN.
I'M SORRY, SIR.
HE'S OBVIOUSLY FORGOTTEN THAT YOU'RE IN MOURNING.
EDDIE, ARE YOU COMING? YOUR BATH IS READY.
ACTUALLY, UM, SOMEBODY'S GOT A BIRTHDAY COMING UP.
UH, I'D BETTER GET OUT OF HERE, OR ELSE HE'S REALLY GONNA GIVE IT TO ME.
(laughs) YEAH, WITH ANY LUCK, SHE'S GONNA GIVE IT TO ME.
WELL, THERE'S MY BIRTHDAY GIRL.
(door slams) WHAT THE FUDGE IS WRONG WITH YOU? ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, NOW I KNOW YOU'RE MAD, CHERYL YOU DITCHED US! MANDY HITCHED A RIDE HOME WITH A TRUCKER.
SHE MIGHT NOT COME BACK.
JIM, I WALKED 2 1/2 MILES HOME CARRYING MY BROKEN SHOE.
WHY? SO I COULD DO THIS! OW! OW.
OW.
OW.
O-OKAY, OKAY, I DESERVE THAT, CHERYL.
YEAH.
I DO.
I DO.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? CHERYL, YOU DESERVE THIS.
OH, LOTTERY TICKETS? NUDIE PEN? WHOOPI GOLDBERG'S AUTOGRAPH? CHERYL, JUST OPEN IT.
JUST--JUST, PLEASE, SWEETIE, WILL YOU OPEN IT? (sighs) YES.
DIAMOND EARRINGS AND A DIAMOND BRACELET? YES, CHERYL, I'M GONNA DIG DEEPER FROM NOW ON.
BUT NO IN GRAVEYARDS, RIGHT? NO.
NO, NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO.
CHERYL, I'VE BEEN GETTING LAZY WITH THESE GIFTS.
I-I STARTED LOOKING AT THESE GIFTS AS CHORES, BUT THEY'RE REALLY CHANCES FOR ME TO HONOR YOU.
OH, HONEY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO GIVE ME GIFTS TO HONOR ME.
YOU HONOR ME EVERY DAY.
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT? THE CRAZINESS OF THESE LAST COUPLE DAYS, THAT COUPON BOOK AND--AND DITCHING ME AT THE RESTAURAN AND THE GHOST STORY-- YOU SET ME UP TO MAKE THIS THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER! YES, I DID.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CHERYL.
OHH.
THANK YOU.
OH.
OH.
OOH, YOU'RE GETTING WARMER.
OH.
OH, I'M GETTING WARMER.
JIM.
JIM, I-I GOT A REAL PROBLEM HERE.
I NEED YOUR HELP.
WHAT--WHAT--WHAT HAPPENED? IT'S MANDY.
SHE WANTS HER DIAMOND-STUDDED DOLLAR SIGN BACK.
SHE SAID IT MAKES HER FEEL SPECIAL.
WELL, THAT MEANS THAT SHE'S STILL-- HEY, HONEY BUNS.
IT'S GETTING COLD IN THE CAR.
I NEED YOU TO COME WARM ME UP.
COME HERE, YOU.
I'VE BEEN HAVING A REAL STRESSFUL DAY.
I WANT TO GE IN THE HOT TUB.
PLEASE, JIM.
JIM.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BABY.
THANK YOU, BABY.