Adventure Time with Finn & Jake s08e22 Episode Script
Elements Part 7: Hero Heart
1 (QUACKING) (WARBLE, ZAP!) (ROARS) Adventure Time Come on, grab your friends We'll go to very messed-up lands With Finn and Jake, Ice King, and Betty Who knows how it will end? It's Adventure Time (INDISTINCT CHANTING) FLAME CROWD: Smash the nerds! Smash the nerds! Nerds, nerds, smash the nerds! A nerdless world is the best kind of world! Nerd, nerds, no more nerds! (GRUNTING) Heh hah Heh hah Heh hah hah Finn! Fight, fight, fight.
Finn, stop.
What happened to getting the fire jewel and saving Ooo? Is this about you ex? This is about the purity of battle.
Okay, but you usually have a reason for fighting.
The fiery heartbeat of battle is its own reason.
No, that's stupid.
- Yah! - Oh, Glob! Just listen to the beat of your hero heart.
I only hear the drums of war.
(GRUNTS) What drums? No! (GRUNTS) Finn! You're hurting me physically and emotionally.
(GRUNTS) Oh.
Fight, fight Dang it, Finn.
Becoming a crazy, fiery bad boy has made you even more of a babe.
ICE KING: Check it out, LSP.
Wha? It's a real magic flying carpet.
I feel just like Scheherazade.
Lump creature, did you get the fire jewel? No.
Flame Princess freakin' ate it.
And now the fire guys are attacking the Candy Kingdom because they took everything I said the wrong way.
And that's totally on them.
But also, we lost Finn to the flames of war! Okay.
I'll go find him.
Finn? Finn? Oh, where are you, pal? (GASPS) It's Gunther.
He's in flames, too.
We have to rub soothing lotion on Guntzy.
You got any lotion? Your skin is so hydrated.
FUN: Hmm.
Got any Caramel Crunch Pies? (GROANS) (LAUGHS) Yes! Oh, man, I don't think you should play this game ever again.
You're too good at it.
What is that sound? (DRUMS BEATING IN DISTANCE) Ooh, company's coming! (BOTH CHEERING) Whoo! - Whoo! - Yes! Mm! Look at all these thirsty customers! (DING!) Ooh, the pies are ready! Mm! Ice-cream pies for all our hot new friends! Aah! (SIZZLING) (BOTH LAUGHING) Whoa! Mm! (SIZZLE!) Maybe they don't like lemonade.
(LAUGHS) Gunther, your ride is here.
(FOOSH!) Gee, who sneezed in your corn flakes? He's gone.
The fire has taken his mind.
Is this true, Goontz? Wenk! Wenk! Wenk! (FLAME CROWD GRUNTING) Look, weird lady, I don't know you and you don't know me, but we're the only sane people left in this crazy, mixed-up world.
Or maybe the world's fine and we're the ones losing our marbles.
Either way, it's up to us to save the day.
Simon.
So, let's get in there and mash their potatoes.
You got any mashed potatoes? I'm hungry.
(BOTH SCREAM) Nerds.
(PANTING) I have to hurry.
All this chaos and mayhem is just ugh! Finn! You have to stop this.
Think of Jake.
How are you going to fix him if you're a fire bozo? And if not for Jake, do it for me.
Aah! Oh, my side.
FLAME CROWD: (CHANTING) Nerds, nerds, smash the nerds! A nerdless world is the best kind of world! - Nerd, nerds, no more nerds! - (BUBBLEGUM HUMMING) My children have come home.
We've come for you! Oh, a dragon, how fun! I can do a dragon.
Look.
(ROARS) I see you've been playing with matches.
Fight me, nerd! (GIGGLES) Whoo-hoo-hoo! (GIGGLES) Are we wrasslin'? Fun! - (GIGGLING) - (GRUNTING) Aah! Stop having fun! Huh? (GASPS) Finn, no! Yah! This isn't you! (GRUNTS) You're being a very naughty boy, Finn! Oh, Glob.
Everyone I know is spazzing out on each other.
They're spazzing each other to death! (FOOSH!) (FOOSH!) Is this the end? Will I be the last witness to the glory of this world that I chose above all others? (MARSHMALINE GIGGLING) Tickle, tickle, tickle.
(GIGGLES) (GASPS) Marceline! I got you! (SPLAT!) (GROANS) I got burned.
(LAUGHS WEAKLY) Oh, Marcy.
I don't think I can save the world on my own.
I'm more of an aspiring hero than a real one.
I got, like, the morals and the charisma and the good looks, but I lack field experience! Why couldn't I just get morphed like everyone else? Curse these superior genes! (LAUGHS) Have some marshmallow, dude.
It'll calm you down.
Mm.
(SLURPS) Mmm.
(MUNCHES) (INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY) (SOFTLY) Your face tastes like my happy place.
FIRE FINN: Rah! (SWORD SWINGS) (GASPS) Ahh! Fire Finn rules! (GRUNTING) Hah hah hah.
It's time to go professional.
Hah hah yah.
Finn! My little sugarplum.
You've returned to accept your sweet fate.
I ain't sweet! I'm a pure warrior with guns, and I'ma murder you for funs! Rahhh! No! You can't stab a person you love, Finn! I'll stab you! - Aah! - Oof! Hmm.
I'm sending you to your happy place! (SIZZLE!) (SNIFFS, SNORTS) Here, take it, you cutie.
Rawr! LSP: (ECHOING) I said your happy place.
Happy place! I wish I could stay like this.
(FOOSH!) (SIZZLE!) I've enjoyed just just hanging out.
Me too.
(SOFT SIZZLING) You did it, LSP.
I'm human Finn.
There's no time for romance, Finn.
We got to get that jewel.
Oh, yeah.
Hup! I'm bringing you back, Bonnie.
(GIGGLES) That's sweet.
Hup.
Aah! Sweet, but not sweet enough.
(BOTH SCREAMING) (GIGGLING) Eeh! Ugh! (RUMBLING, BUBBLEGUM GRUNTING) This charade has run its course.
In your hearts, you are all sweet.
Let me call you sweetheart I'm in love with you Wenk.
Let me hear you whisper (GASPING) Let my impervious bod be your shield! That you love me, too Mmm! (SCREAMS) Keep the love-light glowing No! (GASPS) Flame Princess! In your eyes so true (COUGHS) Phoebe? Let me call you sweetheart (CANDY RATTLING) (GAGS) I'm in love with you The final jujubee.
BETTY: Finn! Mm-hmm.
Hmm.
(GOBBLING) Purple clump, you are a sour anomaly.
Whuh? (MUFFLED) What'd you call me? (CANDY RATTLING) Aah! Give me them jewels, Finn.
We're out of time.
Give me, give me, give me.
Here.
(CACKLES) Now, let's grab LSP and get the buns out of here Hoh.
Huh? (CACKLING) (TING!) I've been betrayed.
I've been Betty-trayed! (RUSTLING) (SCREAMS) Let me call you sweetheart ALL: I'm in love with you Let me hear you whisper That you love me, too (SCREAMS) ALL: Keep the love-light glowing In your eyes so true Let me call you sweetheart I'm in love with you
Finn, stop.
What happened to getting the fire jewel and saving Ooo? Is this about you ex? This is about the purity of battle.
Okay, but you usually have a reason for fighting.
The fiery heartbeat of battle is its own reason.
No, that's stupid.
- Yah! - Oh, Glob! Just listen to the beat of your hero heart.
I only hear the drums of war.
(GRUNTS) What drums? No! (GRUNTS) Finn! You're hurting me physically and emotionally.
(GRUNTS) Oh.
Fight, fight Dang it, Finn.
Becoming a crazy, fiery bad boy has made you even more of a babe.
ICE KING: Check it out, LSP.
Wha? It's a real magic flying carpet.
I feel just like Scheherazade.
Lump creature, did you get the fire jewel? No.
Flame Princess freakin' ate it.
And now the fire guys are attacking the Candy Kingdom because they took everything I said the wrong way.
And that's totally on them.
But also, we lost Finn to the flames of war! Okay.
I'll go find him.
Finn? Finn? Oh, where are you, pal? (GASPS) It's Gunther.
He's in flames, too.
We have to rub soothing lotion on Guntzy.
You got any lotion? Your skin is so hydrated.
FUN: Hmm.
Got any Caramel Crunch Pies? (GROANS) (LAUGHS) Yes! Oh, man, I don't think you should play this game ever again.
You're too good at it.
What is that sound? (DRUMS BEATING IN DISTANCE) Ooh, company's coming! (BOTH CHEERING) Whoo! - Whoo! - Yes! Mm! Look at all these thirsty customers! (DING!) Ooh, the pies are ready! Mm! Ice-cream pies for all our hot new friends! Aah! (SIZZLING) (BOTH LAUGHING) Whoa! Mm! (SIZZLE!) Maybe they don't like lemonade.
(LAUGHS) Gunther, your ride is here.
(FOOSH!) Gee, who sneezed in your corn flakes? He's gone.
The fire has taken his mind.
Is this true, Goontz? Wenk! Wenk! Wenk! (FLAME CROWD GRUNTING) Look, weird lady, I don't know you and you don't know me, but we're the only sane people left in this crazy, mixed-up world.
Or maybe the world's fine and we're the ones losing our marbles.
Either way, it's up to us to save the day.
Simon.
So, let's get in there and mash their potatoes.
You got any mashed potatoes? I'm hungry.
(BOTH SCREAM) Nerds.
(PANTING) I have to hurry.
All this chaos and mayhem is just ugh! Finn! You have to stop this.
Think of Jake.
How are you going to fix him if you're a fire bozo? And if not for Jake, do it for me.
Aah! Oh, my side.
FLAME CROWD: (CHANTING) Nerds, nerds, smash the nerds! A nerdless world is the best kind of world! - Nerd, nerds, no more nerds! - (BUBBLEGUM HUMMING) My children have come home.
We've come for you! Oh, a dragon, how fun! I can do a dragon.
Look.
(ROARS) I see you've been playing with matches.
Fight me, nerd! (GIGGLES) Whoo-hoo-hoo! (GIGGLES) Are we wrasslin'? Fun! - (GIGGLING) - (GRUNTING) Aah! Stop having fun! Huh? (GASPS) Finn, no! Yah! This isn't you! (GRUNTS) You're being a very naughty boy, Finn! Oh, Glob.
Everyone I know is spazzing out on each other.
They're spazzing each other to death! (FOOSH!) (FOOSH!) Is this the end? Will I be the last witness to the glory of this world that I chose above all others? (MARSHMALINE GIGGLING) Tickle, tickle, tickle.
(GIGGLES) (GASPS) Marceline! I got you! (SPLAT!) (GROANS) I got burned.
(LAUGHS WEAKLY) Oh, Marcy.
I don't think I can save the world on my own.
I'm more of an aspiring hero than a real one.
I got, like, the morals and the charisma and the good looks, but I lack field experience! Why couldn't I just get morphed like everyone else? Curse these superior genes! (LAUGHS) Have some marshmallow, dude.
It'll calm you down.
Mm.
(SLURPS) Mmm.
(MUNCHES) (INHALES, EXHALES DEEPLY) (SOFTLY) Your face tastes like my happy place.
FIRE FINN: Rah! (SWORD SWINGS) (GASPS) Ahh! Fire Finn rules! (GRUNTING) Hah hah hah.
It's time to go professional.
Hah hah yah.
Finn! My little sugarplum.
You've returned to accept your sweet fate.
I ain't sweet! I'm a pure warrior with guns, and I'ma murder you for funs! Rahhh! No! You can't stab a person you love, Finn! I'll stab you! - Aah! - Oof! Hmm.
I'm sending you to your happy place! (SIZZLE!) (SNIFFS, SNORTS) Here, take it, you cutie.
Rawr! LSP: (ECHOING) I said your happy place.
Happy place! I wish I could stay like this.
(FOOSH!) (SIZZLE!) I've enjoyed just just hanging out.
Me too.
(SOFT SIZZLING) You did it, LSP.
I'm human Finn.
There's no time for romance, Finn.
We got to get that jewel.
Oh, yeah.
Hup! I'm bringing you back, Bonnie.
(GIGGLES) That's sweet.
Hup.
Aah! Sweet, but not sweet enough.
(BOTH SCREAMING) (GIGGLING) Eeh! Ugh! (RUMBLING, BUBBLEGUM GRUNTING) This charade has run its course.
In your hearts, you are all sweet.
Let me call you sweetheart I'm in love with you Wenk.
Let me hear you whisper (GASPING) Let my impervious bod be your shield! That you love me, too Mmm! (SCREAMS) Keep the love-light glowing No! (GASPS) Flame Princess! In your eyes so true (COUGHS) Phoebe? Let me call you sweetheart (CANDY RATTLING) (GAGS) I'm in love with you The final jujubee.
BETTY: Finn! Mm-hmm.
Hmm.
(GOBBLING) Purple clump, you are a sour anomaly.
Whuh? (MUFFLED) What'd you call me? (CANDY RATTLING) Aah! Give me them jewels, Finn.
We're out of time.
Give me, give me, give me.
Here.
(CACKLES) Now, let's grab LSP and get the buns out of here Hoh.
Huh? (CACKLING) (TING!) I've been betrayed.
I've been Betty-trayed! (RUSTLING) (SCREAMS) Let me call you sweetheart ALL: I'm in love with you Let me hear you whisper That you love me, too (SCREAMS) ALL: Keep the love-light glowing In your eyes so true Let me call you sweetheart I'm in love with you