Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990) s08e26 Episode Script

Okay, so I'm a little nervous.
- I don't see why.
- Why? Kel, this guy's one of the hottest journalists in the country.
No, you are the hottest journalist in the country.
I'm serious.
Will you relax! Shoot! You know more about this stadium than the guys who are building it.
Proposing to build it.
Right.
Sorry.
You told me a hundred times.
I'm sorry Peter Raitt is coming out here specifically to talk to me.
He's read my stories; He thinks I'm an expert.
Well, you are and after listening to you, so am I.
I've been talking about it that much? Only obsessively.
Excuse me for taking my job seriously.
And what's that supposed to mean? I don't? My job's not as important as yours? Kel, not now, please.
I've got to go look over my notes.
Don't let me stop you.
Oh Last night was one for the record books.
Mmm.
I don't want to hear about it, Steve.
Guess how many rounds.
Four.
- Four? - Four full rounds! In a 12-hour period, I might add.
You know, Steve, she was supposed to stay for a night; She's been here a week.
I know.
Can you blame her? Yeah.
Morning, Brandon.
- Steven.
- Mm.
Mm.
Mm-hmm.
You're not gonna eat that? I'm not? No.
I'm making you a real breakfast.
Ooh.
Is she great or what? What.
Jealous.
Can I get your keys? Your car's blocking mine.
- Oh, yeah, I'll move it.
- I'll move it.
I know how valuable your time is.
You just have to do this today, don't you? - Keys.
- Fine, if you want to be pissed, be pissed.
I'm not having this argument with you.
God forbid you have more important things to do.
- Have a nice day.
- Oh, you, too.
I hope your meeting is glorious.
How could it not be, with support like that? You want support that'll never let you down? Buy a jock.
Copy that.
Have you seen my black pumps? Why don't you try under here.
Well, I would love to, but I have a meeting downtown in 20 minutes.
Try this on.
Ooh.
Wow.
Oh, my God, Noah.
It's beautiful.
Why don't you move in with me.
What? I mean, it's crazy the way we go back and forth all the time.
That's a really sweet offer, seriously, but I can't do it.
Okay, Why? Done it before, the whole moving-in thing.
Never works out.
Yeah, with David, not with me.
Yeah, but I kind of made a promise to myself: Next time I move in with someone, it'll be forever.
Here you go.
I didn't ask for it back.
I just figured Look, I understand if you don't want to move in with me.
I don't agree with it, but I understand.
This bracelet, it's it's so beautiful.
It's so extravagant.
Well, it's yours.
I don't want any arguments here, okay? Thank you.
I love it.
I love you.
That's beautiful.
Mm, glad you like it I'm writing it for you.
Well, that's sweet.
You know, it's funny, I just got another royalty check from the song I did for Jasper's Law, I'm writing my own music, and basically, I'm doing whatever I want to do, and for the first time, in a long time, I I-I feel like I'm headed in the right direction, you know? David, I'm happy for you.
I'm happy for us.
Even though I'm the one who's doing your taxes.
Hey, hey, you offered Don't forget.
I know.
Oh, listen, guess who I met today? - Who? - Kyle Scott.
Who's he? He's the one who won all those film festivals last year.
He's, like, one of the hottest new filmmakers right now.
And he wants to meet you.
Really? Why? Because he's a big fan He loves your music, and he wants to work with you.
And I kind of slipped him your tape, and you have a meeting with him today.
Wait a second.
First you get me a record deal, then you do my taxes, and now you set me up to score a movie? You know, I really might have to think of some way of saying thank you.
Well, you already have.
Hmm.
Kelly, Kelly, talk to my mom, tell her I can stay.
Please tell her I can stay.
What's going on, Chris? My schedule's been changed.
I can't drive Chris to work at night anymore.
I don't care.
I have to have my own job.
If I don't, I won't be able to get my own apartment.
And if I can't do that, I'll be mad! Okay, you can't come to the night shift anymore What about the day shift? Can you drive Chris during the day? I really can't discuss this right now.
I'm late for work.
Come on, honey.
Let's go.
You know, I could call the director and see if there is a day job.
Chris, do you want me to get fired, and we both lose our jobs? I'm not leaving.
Okay, why don't I just call and see if the director's in? I know you're trying to help, Ms.
Taylor, but you aren't.
So, please, if you don't mind Okay.
Don't worry, everything's gonna be okay.
You promise? I promise.
Kelly will make it all right.
Yes? - David! - Hey.
- Hey, what's happening, man? - How's it going man? - Good to meet you.
- Good to meet you, too.
I've got to tell you, man, I love that song of yours.
Got some serious airplay.
Yeah, yeah, I got my 15 minutes of fame.
Believe me, I know what that's like.
So, man, they must be throwing deals at you left and right, huh? Yeah, well, there's been a couple.
But to be honest with you, I'm really trying to make my own thing, you know? You know what, I feel you I've been thinking the exact same thing.
Except for this film thing I mean, that sounds cool.
Film? Yeah, Valerie told me.
It's a commercial, not a film.
- A commercial? - Yeah.
Dry & Happy Deodorant A national spot.
We're talking about some serious cash flow.
Um I'm sorry, I-l thought Visuals are already shot.
Why don't you take a look, see what you think.
All right, thanks.
Hey, David.
Yeah? Everybody's got to eat.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Ooh, you weren't kidding.
This is the most beautiful bracelet I've ever seen.
Ooh, ladies' lunch? I didn't get my invitation.
Wow! Ls that from Noah? No, I just ran out and bought it myself.
Can I see it? Wow, it's beautiful.
Looks like an antique.
I'd say they're worth, mm, ten, twenty grand.
Ten, twenty thousand? Well, give or take a little But we are talking about Noah.
Well, I don't really care what it costs.
Well, the value of a diamond is the perfect indication of a man's affection.
That is absurd what if your man can't afford diamonds? That's something only you should worry about, Kelly.
Ooh, I think someone's a little jealous.
No, unlike you, I'm just curious.
Anyway, I think that you should have it appraised, get some insurance.
I mean, this is L.
A.
I don't know, that seems so shallow.
I know a jeweler.
I'll set it up for you.
Well, ladies I got to go back to work.
Her pimp must've paged her.
You're younger than I thought, Brandon.
Well, so are you, to be honest.
With all the awards you've won You thought I was gonna be some gray-haired old man.
Yeah, sort of.
Well, I got an early start.
I started working at The Times when I was 19.
No kidding, you started working at The Times - when you were 19, huh? - Mm-hmm.
Of course, you know the drill, I had to do all the local stories, the human-interest pieces, nothing important.
I know what you're saying.
I've been at the same weekly paper for some time now.
What keeps you there? So, about the stadium.
I'm all for bringing professional football back to Los Angeles, but I don't think the taxpayers should have to pay for it.
That's pretty clear from your articles.
Which are first-rate, by the way.
As you can see, I did do quite a bit of research.
You mind if I borrow this? In exchange for a shared byline, of course.
You and me? Shared byline? News Today? What do you say? It depends.
Whose name comes first? Mine.
Okay, twist my arm, you got a deal.
- Hi, Kelly.
- Hi.
You want to see my collection? I've got all the Kings I even got - the Zamboni card.
- Oh, wow, very impressive.
Hi.
I have great news.
Not only is there a day job open, but Chris can start tomorrow.
Uh, don't you think you should have talked to me about this first? Well, that's what I'm doing.
Working the night shift is one thing.
Working the day shift, with all the added pressures of being in a crowded clinic, it's an entirely different matter.
- I know, but - No, no, you don't.
Chris is the kindest, sweetest person on the planet, and he'd run over hot coals for you.
But he's slow.
He needs extra help.
That's why he had a job coach before.
Why would I want to put him in a situation where he might get overwhelmed? I would never let anything like that happen.
No, not intentionally.
Honey, Kelly has gotten you a day job at the clinic.
What do you think about that? Really? Can I? Can I, please? I can do it.
I can do that.
Don't worry.
Everything will be great, I promise.
I redecorated a bit.
You don't mind? No.
Huh.
Wow.
I can change it back.
This stuff is all returnable.
Nah.
It's great.
It's Where'd my Shaq poster go? The basketball poster? You want me to put that back up? You didn't throw it away, right? I mean, that was a signed piece.
It's in your closet, silly.
I would never throw anything of yours away.
Now make love to me, Steven, on our new satin sheets.
Satin? Uh-huh.
I can't believe I let you talk me into this.
Oh, come on, you know you want to know.
For insurance purposes only.
Right.
Why else? So how much do you think they're worth? Oh, roughly 20, maybe 25.
Thousand, right? No, these are paste.
Not even cubic zirconia.
I'm, I'm really sorry to disappoint you.
Either your boyfriend was seriously misled or Or he doesn't love you as much as you think he did.
Look, I know how Noah feels about me.
It doesn't matter whether this thing is real or not.
Thank you.
I'll be right back.
You know, I almost believe you.
Hey.
Hey, how'd it go? Uh, it wasn't a film.
It was a commercial.
A deodorant commercial.
Who do you think lam, Valerie, huh? Some hack musician that's willing to do anything for a buck? David, I'm sorry.
I didn't know, I swear.
But what's wrong with doing a commercial? I don't do armpit music.
That's what's wrong.
Do me a favor, okay? Don't do me any more favors.
The white form goes in the blue file.
Mm-hmm.
The yellow form goes in the red file.
And the carbon goes in the trash.
Very good.
Think you can handle another job? Lay it on me.
Okay.
You see that file cabinet over there? Top copy goes in the top drawer, the bottom copy goes in the bottom drawer.
Top in the top and bottom in the bottom.
You're the best.
Here you go.
Your Zamboni card.
This is your favorite.
I want you to have it.
Thank you.
I'll take good care of it.
Thank you.
For everything.
She stuck Shaq in the closet? - Oh, yeah.
- But that thing is autographed.
Tell me about it.
And the sex ah! Right in the middle of a good bounce, she stops to relight a candle that blew out.
I think she's more in love with the idea of being in love than with me.
Steve, you suffer, I suffer.
- Thanks.
- Why don't you say something? I-I'm going to.
I'd start with the "Steven" thing.
She calls you Steven? I already spoke to her about that.
- Steven? - Mm.
- Hi.
- Hey.
Mmm.
- I have a surprise for you.
- What's that? I got us tickets to the opera.
Madame Butterfly! - You haven't seen it.
- Me? Not yet.
You do like opera? Because I don't want to force you.
Oh, yes, I love opera.
Good.
Oh, Steven's a big fan.
Hey.
Look, um, I know it wasn't your fault, okay? And I'm sorry.
David, if I would have known Forget about it.
I want to take you to lunch.
I just got another royalty check from Jasper's Law.
Well, I-l hope it's a really big one.
Uh-Oh.
Uh, those wouldn't be my taxes? Yeah.
You know when you sold your half of the After Dark to Noah? Well, you never paid taxes on the money you loaned yourself as salary.
SQ? But he assumed all debt when he bought me out.
And when he did, the loans became debt forgiveness income.
Okay, how much? About $8,300.
That's impossible.
There's got to be David, I've been over this and over this.
Well, Val, I can't afford this much.
Well, how much was your royalty check for? $975.
42.
One step forward and two steps back.
Brandon, it's nice of you to include me, but Oh, wait, here he is.
- Hey, Peter, how you doing? - Brandon.
- This is, uh, Kelly Taylor.
- Hi.
Kelly, good to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
So you're never gonna guess where I just came from.
- Where? - Tom Rosen's house.
I've been trying to get a meeting with Tom for weeks.
- How'd you swing that? - Turns out, the guy's a fan of my work, I guess.
No accounting for taste.
Uh, Tom's one of the wealthiest developers in the country.
He owns a hockey team, basketball team.
Right, the guy who's building the stadium.
Yeah.
Did you pin him down on what his proposed enterprise zone is gonna cost the city? I'm working on it.
He's taking me up in the Gulfstream this afternoon.
So how about you? Did you get that info? Yeah.
Comparisons from the last five years, every new stadium built in a major metropolitan area.
Numbers don't look pretty.
Excellent.
Excellent! It's going to be a hell of a story, Brandon.
Could be the cover.
Cover of News Today.
But remember, my name comes first.
So, I think I have a good idea for a story.
She's a gold mine.
There's this guy at work Chris.
He's developmentally disabled, but he works full-time.
He does a great job.
He's thinking of moving into his own place This supportive living apartment with a team to help him and everything.
It's really amazing.
Does sound like a good story.
Little soft for my taste.
But you're right.
I mean, it's, it's interesting, it's heartfelt.
For a human interest piece.
What do you think? You want to meet him? I'm sure he'd love to.
He's a hockey fan, like you.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
I'll, uh, I-I'll see him sometime next week.
Okay.
Um, Peter, it was nice meeting you.
I have to get back to the clinic.
Excuse me.
Kel, why are you leaving so soon? Don't patronize me, Brandon.
So the guy's a little arrogant.
He's won two Pulitzers.
He didn't want to talk to me.
That is not what was happening.
No, you were just too busy sucking up to notice.
Okay, okay, that's it.
Was that okay? Was I allowed to do that? Oh, it was fine.
Oh, good.
'Cause I was worried.
No, don't worry.
You're great with kids.
Chris, did you file these? Because I found these in the patients' folders.
I asked you a question, Chris.
I thought you said I was doing good.
No, you are.
We just need to know if you Made a mistake, right? Don't you make mistakes? Yes.
Nobody's blaming you, Chris.
The drawer was full.
There wasn't any room.
I didn't know what to do.
Then you ask somebody.
It was my fault.
I didn't explain.
My mom was right.
This job's too complicated.
Just fire me.
No, no, nobody is gonna fire you.
- Leave me alone! - Chris.
Just leave me alone! Chris.
Chris, come back.
This wasn't your fault.
It wasn't his fault, it was mine.
No, no, don't-don't take it off yet.
Why? Because Go on, open it.
They're a set.
Oh, Noah.
Let me help you with it.
I don't know much about jewelry, but they really look beautiful on you.
You shouldn't have.
I mean it, you really shouldn't have.
You don't like them? No, I love them.
But you don't need to buy me jewelry to show how you feel about me.
But I think it's a perfect reflection of how I do feel about you.
You do? Yeah.
That's why I gave them to you.
You know? - The voices were incredible.
- Heavenly.
Hey.
How was Madame Butterfly? Ah, staggering.
I never wanted to see it end.
- Yeah, it was great.
- You hated it.
Oh, what are you talking about? Okay, if you liked it that much, I have the CD upstairs.
Oh.
Hey, where you been? I've been calling you.
Out looking for Chris.
Who's Chris? The guy I told you about at lunch.
Oh.
I gave him too much to do.
He had a meltdown, he went running off.
- Did you find him? - Yeah, finally.
At the restaurant where his mom waitresses.
But I just looked at them through the window.
I didn't have the guts to face her.
Why? Because I blew it.
I promised her that nothing would go wrong, and it did.
You were just trying to help.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's more than that, it's everything.
It's us.
I just feel like we're headed in different directions.
Different directions? I have eyes, Brandon.
I can see how badly you want a career like Peter's.
And I don't want to hold you back.
I feel like I already did when I got shot, and you turned down that job in San Diego.
I know that that was because of me.
I have no regrets about that decision.
I love you, Kelly.
I know that you love me, Different directions? Is there something wrong with that? No, no.
It's just painful knowing that you're not happy here with what you're doing.
I never said I was unhappy.
You don't have to, Brandon.
It's written all over your face.
Yes, the line will definitely be ready.
Can you hang on a second? Thanks.
Hey! Where's Kelly? Well, she's where she is everyday: At work.
I'm on the phone here.
Well, will you give her this? I found it in my laundry.
She must have left it over at Brandon's.
You came all the way over here just to return a sweater? Why else? Huh.
You're pathetic.
Well, speaking of pathetic, uh What did Noah say when you told him his rocks were worthless, huh? I didn't.
Now, I'm on the phone.
Afraid of what he might say? Look, I'm sorry to disappoint you, Val.
Noah loves me.
In fact, he asked me to move in with him.
Well, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Hello? Hi.
I am so sorry.
Yeah.
Can you just hang on a few more moments? Yeah, the termite inspector is here.
Mm-hmm.
Thanks.
What's this? Ooh.
More paste, huh? One, hands off.
Two, how do you know they're fake? Well, why don't we get it appraised and find out? Why don't you, I don't know, get the hell out of here? Aren't you sensitive? Look, I'm just trying to help out.
You don't want to fool yourself into thinking that Noah cares about you more than he really does.
Right.
Well, Val, thank you so much for dropping by.
Oh, don't forget your broom on the way out.
- See you later.
- Mm-hmm.
Hi, I'm so Hello? Hello? So I'm going with Rosen to watch the Kings work out tomorrow.
See if I can get him to open up a little bit more.
You should come.
Man said we could get on the ice.
Skate with the Kings? I might just take you up on that.
Do.
And you wouldn't be opposed to me mentioning your name to some of my editor friends back in New York, would you? Opposed? No, I don't think so.
Good.
- See you later.
- See you.
That was Peter Raitt.
Yeah, gracing our humble rag.
- Mm-hmm.
- What an honor.
Is something wrong, Steven? Yeah, something's wrong, Brandon.
I've got to break up with Jill.
She wants to take me to the ballet.
The ballet? Not good.
So, why don't you just break up with her? Well it's not as easy as that, Janet.
There's feelings involved.
She's crazy about me.
Oh, I think you're missing the big picture here, Steven.
Oh? You see, you actually have the opportunity to break up with a woman before she breaks up with you.
This could change your life.
You've never broken up with someone? Of course I have.
And if you call me Steven one more time Then name one, Stevie.
Mm I'm not going to submit to this kind of pressure tactic.
Well, I actually think it's very sweet.
Sweet, maybe.
Pathetic, definitely.
I've got to break up with this woman.
The only question is, how? I'm so sorry for what happened, Mrs.
Meyers.
You have to know it was my fault, not Chris'.
No, it wasn't all your fault.
I let you talk me into it.
Is there any chance that he'll be coming back to the clinic? Well, it's, uh really up to Chris.
What a shot.
Goal! How did he get to be such a big hockey fan? His brother played hockey Used to take him to the ice rink all the time But he lives in Boston now.
Chris misses him a lot.
Unfortunately, there are no teams for guys like Chris.
You know, Miss Taylor, my son has had his fair share of disappointments, and I really don't want him to have any more.
I'm sorry.
Listen, Jill.
I've been doing a lot of thinking.
And I care about you deeply.
But I'm in a stage in my life where I just can't commit to one woman.
No.
Don't go there.
You need to keep it focused on her.
- Okay-- Okay- Um Look, I care about you an awful lot, but we can't be together any longer.
I'm sorry we have to break up.
But Steven, you can't.
I love you.
I know.
I know it-it's gonna be hard.
Probably the hardest thing you'll ever have to do, but I want you to forget about me.
The hardest thing you'll ever have to do? Mm Too much? Yeah.
You want to keep it simple.
Okay? Just straightforward.
Hmm.
Listen, Jill I've been doing a lot of thinking.
This sounds serious.
It is.
And Uh I don't want to go to the ballet tonight.
Okay.
Can I ask why? Because I feel terrible about this.
You forgot, didn't you? It's okay.
You are present enough.
Happy one-month anniversary.
One-month anniversary? You remembered? Open it.
Do you like it? D0 I like it? I love it.
Ugh.
What now? Well, I have something else to return.
I had it appraised for you.
You stole my necklace? It's fake, just like the bracelet.
I should have you arrested.
Don't displace your anger on me.
It's Noah who's taking you - for a fool.
- Get out of here.
You're going to thank me one day.
Out! Tomorrow is going to be so great, Brandon.
You should have heard how excited Chris was when I called him.
- How about his mother? - Well, she's skeptical.
But she knows how much it would mean to him to get on the ice with the Kings.
You sure it's okay? Yeah.
I checked with Peter this afternoon.
He said it was fine.
The more the merrier.
I just don't understand where he is.
I mean, he said to meet him here an hour ago.
He had something important to tell me.
Oh, here he is.
Hey, Peter.
What's going on? - Brandon.
Kelly.
How are you? - Hi.
Uh, sorry to keep you waiting, but you're never going to believe what just happened.
A source close to the President is going to resign, and he's going to reveal his reasons to me, and only me.
All right? I mean this is way too juicy to pass up, so I got to catch a plane for D.
C.
I'll call you.
Peter? Taxi.
Hey, Peter.
What about our story? I'm going to have to put this one on the back burner, Brandon.
It was good working with you, though.
And, uh, sorry about the skating thing.
But we already told Chris that he could go.
- Yeah.
- What can I say? I owe you one.
Peter, you can't do this to the kid.
You want me to give up the biggest scoop of the year so your retarded friend can go skating? I think that would be the right thing to do, yeah.
Well, I misjudged you, Brandon.
I thought you were a real journalist.
I thought you knew about priorities.
Don't say it.
I told you so.
Is that Beethoven or Mozart? No, it's armpit music, actually.
Oh.
You are doing the commercial, huh? Do I have a choice? Well, considering that it's almost April 15th, and the IRS can severely screw up your life No, not really.
Well, then, it's armpit music for me.
I call this little ditty, "Don't Cry, Just Keep Me Dry.
" Very catchy.
Oh, there's more where that came from.
Look, David, there's no shame in making a living.
Everybody compromises.
Val, I'm playing "Ode To An Aerosol" here.
If there was another way Well, there isn't, is there? Noah, I've been trying really hard to think of a tactful way to say what I'm about to say.
And I can't, so I'm just going to come out and say it.
I had the jewelry appraised.
For insurance purposes only.
They're fake.
Did you know that? The diamonds aren't real, but they're not fake, I assure you.
So, you knew? Of course I knew.
You think I got ripped off? But you You said that the jewelry was a perfect reflection of the way you feel about me.
They're fake.
I'm starting to think it's more of a reflection of how you feel about me.
Did you ask me to move in with you out of convenience? Don't accuse me of undervaluing this relationship.
You're the one that's sitting here trashing it.
What are you talking about? I'm not the one that gave you something worthless and then passed it off as valuable.
Tell you something.
My grandmother on my mom's side was dirt poor.
That's the only jewelry she ever owned.
It was the only thing she gave to me.
She didn't think it was worthless.
Neither do I.
I can't believe I'm going to disappoint him again.
Could he be any more excited? Hi.
Hi.
Chris woke up at 5:30, bounded into my room, ready to skate.
He made breakfast to go for all of us.
Chris, I'm afraid I have some bad news.
We're not going to be able to go skating with the Kings.
No skating? I'm so sorry.
But you promised me.
You promised.
Come on.
Go back inside.
We'll find something fun to do, okay? - I want to go skating.
- I know, I know.
Hey, guys! Guys! Who said anything about not skating? I happen to know the owner of one of the least used ice rinks - in Los Angeles.
- You do? Yes, I do.
And he told me that he would clear the ice for me any time I wanted.
You know what? I kind of feel like going skating.
So what do you say you and I go skate on our own private rink, huh? Can we, Mom, please? Hey, Jill! Hey.
What? I've tried.
But I can't fool myself any longer.
What are you talking about? We don't like the same things.
That's not true.
I love what you did to my room.
Except the Shaq poster; It's got to come out of the closet.
And the opera? - And the ballet? - Well oh I'm infinitely more culturally enriched because of you.
Please.
You're ambivalent at best.
I am not ambivalent.
I'm just not sure, that's all.
Mm-hmm.
But you know what? When you call me Steven See, don't make this any harder than it already is.
I will always treasure you.
Oh, Jill, you can't break up with me over this.
Do you believe this? Well, you didn't want to be with her anyway.
That's not the point.
It's Aw, gosh! I'm like I'm like "0 and a lot.
" Aw, this is It's pathetic! This is really pathetic! Y-You know what I think? - No.
What? - I think that under that thick hide of yours, you are a very warm and compassionate person.
Is that what you think? Mm-hmm.
You just need to find the right woman.
Someone who appreciates you for who you are.
Someone that you could be friends with first.
And-and then lovers.
Yes, that's exactly what I need.
Where am I ever going to find a woman like that? I don't know.
Maybe you're just not looking hard enough.
I'm sorry about everything.
Here.
I didn't ask for them back.
And I can't take them, not after what I did.
Here.
I just want you to know that I never wanted to know how much they were worth.
They just got appraised on their own, huh? No.
I told you, I had the bracelet appraised for insurance purposes only.
And the necklace Valerie, she took that in all by herself.
Valerie? Yeah.
She wanted to stir the pot.
She succeeded.
Why didn't you tell me that your grandmother gave them to you when you gave them to me? I wanted to, but you didn't want to move in with me, so I didn't want to scare you off by telling you how much they meant to me.
My grandma gave them to me, and she said, "Give these to someone you truly love.
" That's what I did.
And now I've ruined everything.
Noah I need you to believe me.
I didn't care that they were fake.
I didn't care.
I'm sorry.
Hey.
I believe you.
You do? Come here.
They're more beautiful than any real diamonds could ever be.
Thank you.
The rink is all yours, my friend.
I'm even having it iced down for you.
The Zamboni! Don't ask me why, but he loves that machine.
You know, the Zamboni is possibly the greatest invention of the 20th century.
I've always wanted to ride on one myself.
That could be arranged for another six months free advertising.
What do you say? You want to go for a drive? Yeah.
No, no, no.
It's too '70s.
No, no.
It's too pop.
No, no.
It's too street.
Do you have anything, uh more atmospheric, - No, no.
- Romantic that type of thing? 'N I didn't realize this was going to be so hard.
What made you think it was going to be easy? Okay, you know what? There is one more thing I've been working on.
Let's hear it.
Hey, that's not bad.
Okay, now here's the problem.
You see I didn't write this song for the commercial.
This is something I wrote for my girlfriend.
- It's kind of personal.
- That's why it's good.
Listen all we have to do is speed up the tempo, add in a little bass line, and I think we might just have something here.
I don't know.
What is there to know? Nothing.
Nothing at all.
I'm excited.
- Me, too.
- Cool.
You know, uh a lot of people haven't come through for Chris, but you have.
And I can't tell you what that means to him.
And me.
Thank you.
Don't thank me.
Look at my boyfriend.
I can't tell who's having more fun.
What's that? What, you don't recognize it? No.
Should I? Wait.
That's my song.
Not anymore.
Kyle heard it and wanted to use it, and now it's the theme to the Dry & Happy Deodorant Campaign.
You're meaning to tell me that the song you wrote me you're using to sell deodorant? Val, like you said, I didn't have a choice.
I needed the money.
But don't you know how much this song means to me? It means the same to me.
I'll write you another one.
And what? Sell it to I don't know a hemorrhoid cream company or something? Well, if it pays enough.
David.
Promise me that you'll never sell one of my songs again, no matter how much they offer you.
What if it's a lot? David, promise.
Okay, I promise.
Okay.
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
Well, it's official.
The Ice Dome has hired a new manager in charge of skate retrieval and dispensation.
You mean, Chris is going to be handing out skates - behind the counter? - Mm-hmm.
And employees don't have to pay for ice time.
Wow, you sound a little jealous.
Yeah, free ice time, Zamboni rides.
Working with kids.
Could be a lot worse.
Now, maybe with this new job, he'll get to move into his apartment sooner than he thought.
Maybe.
Thank you.
No, I think I should be thanking you.
Iwas, uh I was really down on The Beat for a minute there.
And you're better now? Spending a few days with Peter Raitt kind of gave me a new perspective on what's really important.
Brandon, I know you have big dreams.
And I think that's great.
I just want to be a part of them.
If you could just come up with a couple of good story ideas Ow! Now that one is going to leave a mark.
Ow.