Geordie Shore (2011) s09e01 Episode Script

Last time around, we got two new boys.
- Hmm, too hot.
- Oi, oi! Oh, my God.
It's me best friend, Kyle.
Marnie and Gary got together.
And then she decided that she fancied Aaron.
I started off being sassy and ended up being a slut again.
I gave Holly the ride of her life.
Gaz fucked over me and Scott! I would never do that to you! Gary necked on with Vicky? Ahhh! Vicky, tick! Me and Charlotte finally got back to being friends.
I feel like we should hug.
Aw.
Not even Mystic-fucking-Meg can predict what's gonna happen this time! We're back and things are about to get fucking naughty! This time around it's going to be bigger and better than ever before.
Whoo! He-Man.
There's going to be more kissing.
Getting fucked up.
Banging birds.
Tears.
Arguing.
I didn't fucking know! Fighting.
Fucking! Oi! You fucking tramp.
Just more of absolutely everything.
Whoo! I'm not going to get meself into any trouble.
It feels so good to be back with this bunch of bell ends.
- Cheers! - Cheers, party crew.
Bring it on.
Awkward.
Can someone open the door? I should have a degree in pulling women.
I am a Geordie girl with a VIP edge.
I'm a natural beauty.
Real boobs, real hair.
Get me in this house 'cause I'm gonna tear the place up.
I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack.
The hardest graft I've ever done is to do my hair.
I'm cheeky, colourful and full of mischief.
I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double Fs.
I'm gonna make sparks fly and get everyone feisty.
Geordie Shore, wae'aye! This is it.
The day we're going back in the house.
I am so excited.
I'm buzzing to be back.
I can't fucking wait.
All right, are you ready? Gaz pulls up in the Ferrari, let's fucking go! Holly! This time around I'm going in with my best friend Charlotte.
I couldn't be happier.
- Nah, I don't think this is going to go on.
- No, it won't, man.
This is the way it should always be.
"Harlotte" are back! - Like a boss.
- Like a boss.
The last time you left, you and Marnie looked very cosy like.
Last time round was insane.
I shagged Marnie and then she decided she fancied Aaron, me best mate.
Last time round I stayed away from Marnie, because I was being a good mate, this time I'm not going to let Gary tell us what to do.
If I want to go there with Marnie, I will.
So, what's going to happen, then? - What? - Well, we're going to go back in, Kyle's going to be there.
So, do you think you'll fancy him again? Last time, right at the end, I got jealous, didn't I? I didn't want things to get complicated with Kyle, but they did, I got jealous and I'm not going to go there again.
How's you and Mitch then, are you still all right? Yeah, we're good.
Me and Mitch are amazing.
So, I'm not going to be torn between him and the house this time.
I want to get in there and I want to just have fun.
So, what we doing now then, are we just going straight to the house? No, no, no, no, we're going to go and pick Scott up.
Okay, great.
Like a boss.
I'm so excited about being back in this house, I'm just going to have fun, get mortal, be with the girls, and I'm not getting meself in any trouble.
- Hiya.
- Hey.
All right? How are you? I'm good.
I'm absolutely buzzing to go back in the house, I'm not the new boy any more and it's absolutely mint that I get to go with my best mate Marnie.
So, what's the crack with you and Aaron this time? We left it, didn't we, seeing that, like, we liked each other and stuff but the whole Gary thing just messed it up.
Last time around, Aaron said he likes us, I just hope he still feels the same.
What's going to happen with you and Holly? I do fancy Holly.
Last time, she dropped her knickers within five minutes of meeting us.
She became my friend, as well as me shagging her all the time.
If Holly wants to come back for another round, she's more than welcome! It's the police.
It's the police! Oi, oi! Hi, Scott, how you doing? Hold tight because Scotty is back in the mix.
Have you missed me? Yeah, loving it.
Are you? Aye, aye.
No, but, Scott, I'm classy now.
- You said this last time.
- No, I didn't.
Last time it was sassy, all you've done is swapped the "S" for the fucking "C".
She's full of shit.
Them big fucking knickers of hers will be getting launched over the fence as soon as she walks in.
I'm going to prove yous all wrong.
See how long till you break.
I cannot wait to get back in this house.
Ahhh! Hello.
Hello.
I'm heading straight outside to check the shag pad because Doctor Dick is back on the ward.
- Feel my penis.
- Eugh! I'm classy now, Scott, I told you.
You see this bed is proper bouncy.
I'm testing out the bed to see if it can handle the Scotty T force and, fuck me, does it make some noise.
I'm scared my pubes are going to pop out.
Why, are they long? Charlotte's fanny is proper kicking off, it's like a fucking baboon's kneecap.
Scott they're as long as your hair.
Oh, my God.
And black.
Right, okay, I've got a hairy fanny, get over it, so's your ma.
This is what a real woman looks like.
Someone's walking through the door.
Shit, it's a new person! Marilyn Monroe's walked through the door.
I thought she was fucking dead.
It's Vicky and she's blonde, what the fuck? Hello.
- It looks amazing, Vicky.
- Do you like it? Oh, God, you've gone lighter as well.
I'm blonde now and you know what they say, they have more fun! It's part of my new classy persona.
I'm so classy now.
I'm actually going to be classy, I think.
I'm like hang on you need to remember that you ended up in bed with Gary last time and that is not classy.
We thought you were going to get in with Gaz.
Awkward downing.
Awkward downing time! I'd rather frig myself off with a fucking cactus than get with Beadle again.
That is definitely done.
I've actually met someone else.
- What? - No! This time around there's going to be no tashing on for me.
I've met someone.
But I just hope this house doesn't fuck it up.
- Are you going to miss him then? - I think so, yeah.
But it's really early days and I don't know.
So, I suppose this is quite a good test.
- Are you going to see him? - Test.
I know that the hardest thing about having a relationship on the outside is missing them.
I miss Mitch so much and I know Vicky's going to struggle.
Who's going to come in next, because at the minute it's just fucking me and all the pussy.
Hi.
Hey! So, I first see Holly and I don't know if she's going to run to me and try and fuck us, or is she going to make things awkward? - Hi.
Are you all right? - Hello.
Kyle's walked in and I thought it might be a little bit awkward, but to be honest, it's not.
This time, I just want us to be friends, I'm not going down that route.
I'm a bit nervous about seeing Aaron.
I'm a little bit gutted that Aaron isn't already in the house but hopefully I won't be waiting too long to see him.
I put a bet on any money that he comes on to you tonight.
- I know what's going to happen.
- Okay.
Shit, ahhh! It's Aaron! Open the door and everyone's there.
It's fucking mint to be back.
Aaron looks absolutely unreal.
Even better than last time in the house.
- How you doing? - What about you? Oi, oi, oi.
It's nice to see everyone, especially Marnie.
She's looking fit.
I like.
I don't know how to play it cool, when I fancy someone so much.
He looks really good though, doesn't he? - I just heard Aaron looks good.
- And I'm like fuck.
Hello.
Tequila? You all right, babe? I greet Gary in the coldest, quickest, most platonic way possible.
I just want to make sure he doesn't think there's any chance of what happened last time, ever happening again.
Walking in and seeing Vicky was obviously weird because the last time I seen her I was waking up next to her in this shag pad and now she's got her new hair and, yeah, I mean, it's really nice.
- Yeah, it's first night, come on, Charl.
- Come on, I'll do it with you.
Normally, it's awkward seeing Charlotte, but this time it just feels like I'm seeing an old friend.
It feels so nice to be relaxed and have fun with Gary.
Things are going back to normal.
Whoo! - Cheers.
- Cheers, party crew.
So, I'm absolutely buzzing that, finally, we got the whole family back together, but where's James? Where's James? He's the last one to get here, I think.
Enough is enough, I'm going to phone the kid and find out where the fuck he is.
All right, disco dick.
Where are you, mate? Because everyone's in the fucking can and you're not here? What? Thick bastard.
You're just winding us up.
Aye, I'm not winding you up.
I swear to God.
How can you get the day wrong? This house is probably the most exciting part of his life.
See you in a bit, chap.
James isn't going to get here till tomorrow, which means we have to go out tonight without him.
However will we cope? First out.
It's our first day back, we're going to do what we do best, go to town and get smashed.
It feels so good to be back with this bunch of bell ends.
Right then, everyone, let's go, first night out.
I'm looking around and I'm fucking buzzing.
It's amazing being part of this family.
The drinks are going down tonight like cocks down Holly's old throat.
Holly's looking fucking wicked.
I think, as soon as there's a few drinks inside of us, I'm going to end up in bed with her.
Me and Kyle are such good friends and I want us to stay that way.
I don't want sex to come between us.
I hope she's telling him exactly what she feels, that she's pieing him and she doesn't want to get into his bed.
Pie him, pie him, pie him.
I fancied Holly a little bit before, but now she's playing hard to get, I fancy her 10 times more now.
Kyle's face is like a picture and it's got "mug" written all over it.
Charlotte's got a boyfriend, I'm seeing someone, Holly's classy.
Fucking hell.
What a shower of frigid bitches.
It's a good thing Marnie's still flying the slag flag for us.
Go on, lass, you fucking slapper.
Me and Aaron are flirting ridiculously and I'm loving it.
Me and Marnie get on like a house on fire.
It looks like we're carrying on where we left off.
I'm a little bit nervous about what's going to happen, but I'm trying to play it cool with Aaron.
I'm not going to chase Aaron like I did last time.
If he wants us, he can come and get us.
Gary keeps on coming over to us all the time like, what the fuck? I mean, I know I'm the goddess of attraction and everything but stop, Gary.
You're single and you're doomed.
Tonight has been quality.
If the rest of the nights are like this, it'll be fucking mint.
We definitely smashed our first night back in Newcastle, but we're all mortal and it's time for home.
We're back in the house, everyone's smashed, it's just so familiar and nice to be back.
I'm absolutely buckled off tonight, it's been pure wicked, but war kid is off to sleep.
- Night! - Good night, Gaz.
My first night without jumping into bed with anyone.
Surviving, surviving, surviving! Aye way, man! I'm absolutely steaming, so I'm going to try to go to Marnie's room and have a cheeky snuggle.
I really fancy Aaron, but if you like a boy, you want them to respect you and you don't put out straight away.
Marnie's going to play hard to get.
But everyone knows I like a challenge.
So, I've woke up in bed next to Aaron.
I'm so happy, this is exactly what I wanted.
I can tell you that you fancy us.
What makes you think that like? You told us last night.
The lads are going to give me some shit for this, like.
Oh, fuck off, man.
- I'm not even lying.
- This is why I shouldn't drink.
First night was get smashed, just have a laugh and just fucking dance and shit.
I can see exactly where Aaron and Marnie's relationship is going the same way it went with me, and it only ever ends in a fucking mouse trap.
Snap! I can't wait to get back in that house and see everyone.
I missed the first day, man.
What a tit! Oh, here he is.
Aaron, you all right? James has finally decided to get out of his pyjamas, leave his dog and his wife, and come and join us.
What did I miss last night then? What happened? Oh, fuck off, fuck off.
You know what I mean.
He's still got custard in his hair.
I've only been back in the house two minutes and apparently, Holly's pied Kyle off.
You'd think it would be the other way round.
Isn't Aaron and Marnie in a relationship? Not quite there.
No, not quite yet.
So, there we go, you're up to date, James.
Phone.
Hiya, pet, you all right? Yep.
What could I have possibly done wrong already? I've only been here one fucking night.
Maybe she wants to finger you.
That's what I was thinking, Charlotte, I think you've hit it on the head there.
Anna wants to go for lunch with Vicky.
If there's one thing I hate, it's favouritism in the workplace.
Slut! I arrive for my meeting with Anna and I've just got such a bad feeling in me stomach.
- Hello, Anna.
- Hello, dear.
- How are you? - I'm good, how are you? I'm good, thank you, nice to see ya.
- Thanks for meeting us.
- Yeah, no problem.
Appreciate it.
You've got us a little bit worried, Anna, I'm not going to lie.
I feel as though you're going to kick us out the house.
I haven't had a chance to call anyone bell ends, I've not smashed anything, I've not done anything wrong! You're not here to get wrong, Vicky.
Oh.
- I need you.
- Oh.
Is this a date? Are we on a date? So, I'm trying to lighten the mood with a little bit of Vicky humour.
Is this a date, Anna? And it's going down like a fart in a fucking spacesuit.
- It's a lunch meeting.
- Okay.
To discuss some very, very important news.
What I want you to be is my team leader.
I'd like to put you in charge.
- Oh, my God! - Mmm.
I was convinced I was getting the fucking boot and here I am, promotion, new position.
I think if anyone can keep them in check, Anna, other than yourself, of course, it's me.
I'm not being funny but who the fuck else was she going to choose? Well, thank you very much for lunch, Anna, and me new career opportunity, I suppose.
You're like my protégé.
This could be the beginning of something really big.
I'm in charge, bitches! I can't wait to get back to the house and let all me minions know that I'm the new boss.
Suckers, peasants.
Hi.
Hi.
Hello.
So, in walk Vicky and Anna, and Vicky's got a smug look on her face.
I wonder what's happened.
So, welcome back, everybody.
You'll be pleased to know we're continuing with Tash-on Tours, we're expanding a bit, so as well as a single nights, you'll be doing group dates.
But I've got a very important announcement.
I've decided to make Vicky team leader.
Anna has dropped the bombshell that Vicky is team leader.
She'll decide who goes to work.
This is like giving Satan a promotion! And she'll let us know if anybody's not pulling their weight.
Vicky is Margaret Thatcher, but less dead.
And we are all her bitches.
So, I'll leave you to it, boss.
- Thanks, boss.
- Okay? - See you later, Anna.
- Bye.
I am going to milk this for all it's worth.
You can guarantee if you're on my good side, you're not going to work, and you can guarantee if you've been a prick or always are a prick, you're going to work.
You, obviously, Gary, on account of being a knob.
Surprise, surprise, Vicky's like, "Gaz, you're at work, you're a bell end.
" Bothered.
Your hair's shit.
- Aaron, you're going.
- Sound, thank you.
Because I don't want to separate you from your boyfriend.
You're taking us away from me girlfriend though.
Aaron's just called us his girlfriend.
I know he's only joking, but that's made us really happy.
If that's the case, your girlfriend can come to work with you also.
Ooh.
- Charlotte.
- No, fuck you, right off.
Who the fuck you talking to? I'm your fucking boss.
I intend on being a really fair boss, one of the people down with the kids, I think I've found my true calling.
And that fucking attitude will not fly with me again.
Vicky's not the type of person who can deal with all this power.
It's going to get to her head, she's going to change, we're all going to hate her, and then we're going to have to kick her out the house.
It's not going to end well! Me and Marnie haven't even kissed yet, if there's fit birds at the singles night, who knows what's going to happen? Imagine if you're with Marnie and then Vicky's off with her clipboard checking everything's going all right and then it'll just be you and bloody Charlotte, Gaz.
No, it's like Just because Kyle is getting pied by Holly now he's trying to take the attention off that and put it on me by saying I'm flirting with Charlotte, when I'm fucking not.
I could talk to her for so fucking long and it was horrible, mate, so now the fact that I've had a laugh with her and get on with that and just be normal around her, it's fucking, for me, it's absolutely wicked because I never ever thought we'd get back to this.
Me and Charlotte have been through more than everyone else put together, and the fact we're still mates after all of that is amazing and I'm happy we're at this stage.
What's your plan for tonight, then? Have a laugh with Charlotte and watch these two fucking crack on.
Come on then, you useless pair of sacks.
Let's go to work.
Eh, I've got my work top on.
Shut the fuck up or you'll be back on the dole.
I was never on the dole.
You'll be fine.
You'll be back slicing limes, stupid slag.
Yeah, at least I wasn't on the dole.
Hello, everyone.
Tonight's Tash-on Tours is singles night.
Let's play some games and see how many people we can get necking on.
This is Vicky's first night as a team leader.
Let's see how Little Miss Bossy actually does.
There we go! This buns and baps game is fucking hilarious.
I can't help but feel jealous though watching Aaron with all the single girls.
Whoa, one tag.
Fucking hell, how could you miss that! Watching people eat hotdogs out of tits and arse cracks sounds so wrong, but it's so right! It's fucking hilarious, it's that shit.
I'm sensing Marnie might be getting a little bit jealous.
She's got no need to.
We haven't even kissed yet.
Why would Aaron want to pull other girls when he's got me in the house? We spent last night in bed together.
Of course it would hurt us.
We're clearly more than friends.
So, me and Charlotte are doing the sex positions game and I'm showing Aaron exactly what he's in for.
One, two, three, four, five.
To be fair to Vicky her first night was a success.
She's done better than I thought.
Just calm down.
Work has gone so well tonight, everyone is tashing on.
I'm really proud of meself, but I'm really, really proud of me team.
I've spotted a fit girl and I'm technically single, so fuck it, I'm going to go for it and ask for her number.
Marnie is a gorgeous girl, but until things go further, I can do what I want.
So, I'm watching Aaron get a girl's number.
What he is doing? He's clearly playing games.
Let's get this right, Aaron's got a bird's number and Marnie's pissed.
Let the fun begin! Lads! What's taking you so long? James is putting on his bronzer.
Scott's been ironing each check on his shirt individually.
I am so fucking glad that we didn't have to work tonight.
And then I realise I'm left with Scott, Kyle and James.
I could draw every single one of these boys penises by memory.
I knew this would turn out bad.
To my first night.
I can't wait.
It's time to show these fuckers how to get mortal.
Full squad back at it! Now that everyone else has turned up, it's time to fucking party.
So, I'm in the club and I can't understand why Aaron would get a girl's number.
If that's what he wanted to do he should just tell us.
I'm a big girl, I can take it.
Why would Aaron want to hurt us like that? He's says one thing and then does a complete other, he can't have it all.
I spot this decent bird eyeing us up in the club, so I go straight over to her and start necking on with her.
Hopefully, she's going to get piped tonight.
I can't believe Scott the snake.
I was grafting that girl at work, so why does he think it's okay to neck on with her? The fucking sly prick, I thought we were mates! Turns out the girl I'm necking on with, Aaron got her number earlier.
How was I even supposed to know when I wasn't even there? Everyone can fucking do one! Aaron is carrying on like a right tit about this random girl I've just necked on with.
At the end of the day, he's my mate so I'm gonna go and sort it out.
Scott reckons he doesn't know I was trying to pull that bird, but it's bullshit.
I know what he's like.
He needs to pull his head out of his arse and realise that Scotty doesn't roll like that.
Getting a girl's number is bad, but then to argue with Scott in front of us is even worse.
Because everyone's telling you.
Fuck off! Scott can fuck off.
If that's the games he wants to play, then so be it.
Maybes Aaron will think twice next time when he tries to accuse me of fucking bird robbery.
Tonight has been eventful to say the least.
Everyone's had too much to drink, it's definitely time to get everyone home.
I did fuck all wrong and Aaron is just whingeing over nothing.
Scott was a prick.
He knew I got her number.
Fucking dick! So much for a mint first night.
Scott and Aaron's bromance is going away quicker than the girls with a kebab after a night out.
The only way we're going to get rid of that tension is if Aaron apologises to me.
Until then, he can keep away from us.
Tonight has been horrific.
I'm just going to go to bed, sleep it off and tomorrow's a new day.
Well, to say my first night's been fucking eventful.
This house will never change.
We can't seem to have a night out without arguments and kick-offs.
All of a sudden, it's a battle of the potatoes, there's potatoes flying left, right and centre.
Cushions at the ready! Oh, God! Oh, my God! So, everyone's proper smashed, launching tatties all over the house.
This place is gonna fucking stink in the morning.
Last night was a total disaster and I didn't expect Aaron to be the cause of it.
If he wants to get girls' numbers, then he can, that's fine, but don't like, don't try and flirt with me.
It's not right! I thought things were going really well with we, but clearly doing what he did, it's not the same for him.
I feel rough, Gary.
Last night was ridiculous.
I can't believe how much it all kicked off.
Aaron's not giving in to Marnie's little tears, he's actually playing hard to get.
I'm actually proud of him.
- Phone.
- Phone.
Hello! - Hello, is that Vicky? - Hi, Anna, you all right? Last night was my first official night as team leader and I don't want to blow my own trumpet but, toot-toot, I think it went pretty well.
We've got your first group date for you today.
Okay.
You're going to be taking a bunch of singles wrestling! Oh, my God, Anna, where do you come up with this stuff? I would have thought there was easier ways to get people to tash on, but if this is Anna's filthy fantasy, Boss Vicky's certainly not going to let her down.
- We do? - Yup.
- Doing what? - Um, it is a Tash-on Tours date.
And it is wrestling.
Now that I'm the boss, it's my choice who I throw in the wrestling ring.
I've chosen Scott, Aaron, Gary and Kyle.
After last night's drama, Vicky, that's nice timing, you fucking egg.
Tit.
I can't believe Vicky sent us four lads to work.
This is going to be awkward.
We get to work and the daters are already there.
They look like they don't have a clue what's going on.
This is like a Tash-on Tours wrestling.
So, we're all going to do wrestling in pairs.
It is going to be a bit touchy-feely.
We have to get all these singles to crack on with each other and it's up to us to break the ice and get them wrestling.
Anna's group dates are weird.
How are we supposed to get singles together in a wrestling ring? This is meant to be a singles' event, but the lads have got as much banter as a fucking pinecone.
Step back because the immortal Scotty and the unreal Kyle C are gonna show them how it's done! Scott and Kyle are showing these singles up.
Peacocking for the girls but it doesn't quite work in Lycra.
I'm flirting on with these pretty girls.
And then, I'm body slammed by a big bloke in tight underwear.
That was amazing! This isn't how the afternoon was meant to go.
You could just see your face went I'll even hold the rope for yous.
I know we're supposed to be getting the singles together but I've spotted a lass that's caught me eye.
Fuck it, I'm going to go for it.
Work might not have been a success for the singles but it has been for me.
I just hope none of the lads run back and tell Marnie.
I'll give you a ring, okay? - You look stressed.
- Stressed? I'm not stressed.
You just lay back, enjoy the ride.
I've got to leave the beard out.
Fair enough! Hello.
Here's the lads back.
What you got on? We've just got back from work and James has got a face mask on.
Is this what happens when we're away? What the fuck's going on here? There was six people, three boys and three girls, and obviously me and Kyle obviously demonstrated with them.
They didn't even do it though, they just stood and watched.
It was only me and Kyle.
Like pansies.
Aaron has not said a word to me all day after accusing me of trying to rob a bird off him.
Well, fuck it, if he wants something to be upset about, I'm going to tell the girls exactly what he's been up to at wrestling.
Aaron's gone and done it again.
He's got a girl's number and he's kissed her! He's turning out to be a right dirty dog.
I've asked Marnie for a drink.
I know I've just got a girl's number, but I still want to sort things out with Marnie.
It's always good to keep your options open.
I am, yeah.
- Are you? - Yeah.
I'm a little bit scorned, if I'm honest.
Last night, Aaron ended up arguing with Scott over the same girl.
I'm not raging, I'm not just going to let that slide lightly.
You fucking went down in my estimates after last night.
It wasn't like intentional to fucking piss you off or hurt you, you know what I mean? But we haven't kissed or anything, do you know what I mean? So, I think that you weren't that bothered! Surely if he wanted to kiss us, that's not the way to go about it.
You've only got like one more chance.
I find out one more thing, that's it, like.
If this is how hard Marnie's going to make us work for getting a girl's number, let's just hope she doesn't find out about the one earlier today.
You fuck it up again, then I honestly don't see any potential in you.
He needs to know that I will not be walked all over.
I won't fuck up again.
Let's give a cheers.
- Right, thank you.
- Cheers to you not fucking up again.
Tonight's going to be a mint night, hopefully without any drama or kick-offs.
We're going to do what we do best.
Get fucking mortal! So, everybody ready? We get in the club and straight away everyone's necking shots, having drinks.
It already looks like it's going to be a wicked night.
Bijoux is banging tonight and we're going to get fucking trolleyed.
Marnie and Aaron walk in from their little date and it obviously went well because they're both smiling.
Aaron hasn't told her he got a bird's number.
Mate, you are playing with fire! I'm telling Aaron to confess to Marnie about getting that girl's number.
I just hope he does the right thing.
The boys are telling us I should have told Marnie the truth about the girl at wrestling.
Are they mad? What Marnie doesn't know won't hurt her.
I'm telling the girls that I'm willing to give Aaron another chance but if he fucks that last chance up, I'll be fucking livid.
Oh, God! This is killing me! Marnie's harping on about how she's in control and she's laid the ground work.
She's acting like she wears the pants.
Poor lass, she's clearly got nay clue he's been grafting another bird.
This is getting really awkward.
All of us know that Aaron got a girl's number at wrestling, but we want to give Aaron a chance to come clean.
Aaron hasn't told Marnie.
Well, fuck it, if he won't, then I will.
He was bang out of order last night accusing me of trying to rob a bird off him.
Let's see how he likes it when the shoe is on the other fucking foot.
Yeah, I know, but listen, listen, listen.
No, no, no, no, no.
Scott's now telling us that Aaron got a girl's number at the wrestling.
Fucking raging.
I gave Aaron the perfect opportunity to tell us when we were on the date.
All he cares about is finding out who told us instead of trying to comfort me.
Why is Scott even getting involved? Since when does he look out for Marnie? Maybes Aaron is still too new to realise, but whatever goes on underneath that Geordie Shore house roof is everybody's business! Right, sack this shit.
I'm gonna go and find meself a bird.
I'm trying to explain myself to Marnie, but it's not exactly going well.
Are you fucking joking? She's just swilled us, this night couldn't get any worse.
I've had enough, I just want to go home.
I can't even bear to look at Aaron.
Fuck this.
Aaron's drenched, the lads are pissed.
It's definitely time to head home.
We get back to the house and everyone's mortal, but I'm avoiding all this shit.
I'm going to bed.
Night, everyone! Well, I've been here two nights and there's been fucking drama both nights.
This night couldn't get any worse.
I'm fucking foaming, I'm going straight to bed.
Scrang like! I got this bird to escape all the drama with Marnie and Aaron.
Hopefully, in the morning, he would have calmed down and realised I've done the right thing.
I knew it was only a matter of time before it all kicked off.
I don't think that Aaron deserved to get swilled, but if he had have come clean in the first place, none of this would have happened.
That's what happens when you fuck Marnie over! Marnsworth over! I've had enough and I'm not going to put myself through this.
Aaron is just a prick like the rest of them.
So, you think that's it now? Yeah, yeah.
- There's no way of getting back? - No, 'cause he's just as sly as Gary.
- Night, everyone.
- Night.
Night, lasses.
I didn't know whether it's this bed what's making loads of noise or if it's my fucking power stick what's just got a lot more powerful, but neeone is getting any sleep in this house tonight.
I'm feeling so horny.
Get me back into that house and into Marnie's knickers.
It's time I told someone what was really going on.
It's a dildo! It's my birthday.
Let's get fucking mortal! You better watch me, Kyle, because I'm going to fuckin' kick off now.
Are you fucking joking? World War Three is about to be unleashed.