Geordie Shore (2011) s09e04 Episode Script

(WOMAN READING) We're back and things are about to get fucking naughty.
(WHOOPING) It's going to be bigger than ever before.
ALL: Yeah! More kissing.
Getting fucked up.
Arguing.
- Do you not want it? - Why? You fucking told me! Tears.
Bring it on.
Bonjour, Paris.
Geordies have arrived! (ALL CHEERING) I'm slightly drunker than usual.
Je m'appelle Vicky.
This isn't going very well at all.
There is no chance I'm allowing Charlotte to go anywhere near Gary tonight.
Me and Gary are just friends.
I'm not doing anything wrong.
I'm so scared.
Shit, it's Marnie, I hope things don't kick off again.
I'm sorry for kissing Kyle.
She's wrapped around my little finger.
I need to leave, I need to speak to Mitch and try and get this sorted out.
I should have a degree in pulling women.
I am a Geordie girl with a VIP edge.
I'm a natural beauty.
Real boobs, real hair.
Get me in this house 'cause I'm gonna tear the place up.
I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack.
The hardest graft I've ever done is to do my hair.
I'm cheeky, colourful and full of mischief.
I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double Fs.
I'm gonna make sparks fly and get everyone feisty.
ALL: Geordie Shore, wae'aye! I can't actually believe Charlotte left last night.
(VICKY SPEAKING) Yeah, I'm just glad she's gonna go and finally know where her head's at, do you know what I mean? Charlotte's gone to see Mitch and she's gonna try and resolve all the issues that they have.
I just hope she comes back happy.
Oh, God, yeah.
MARNIE: Um, well.
- It was absolutely fine.
- You are forgiven.
Yeah.
Oh, fucking hell, blow me over with a feather.
Aaron's forgiven Marnie.
Shock! That's because he's a fanny, and she's a bewitching she-devil.
(MARNIE SPEAKING) He just can't help it.
- Eugh.
- Are you fucking mad? Fuck, I take it back, you don't have a vagina.
Last night, me and Aaron sorted everything out.
I didn't expect it to happen so quick, but he took responsibility for what he did, and so did I.
So, where Where do you stand with Marnie now? What did you actually say? She just said, "I'm sorry", but also I apologised 'cause, obviously, I invited the girl down here, so I say we're both in the wrong.
Aaron's telling me that he's okay with Marnie now, after one little chat, after all that shit I put up with in Paris.
What a fucking mug.
I do like Marnie, but there's so much chaos that comes with that, I don't know if I can cope with it, but never say never.
(PHONE RINGING) Phone! The phone's going off and it's blatantly gonna be Anna, it'll be the first time anyone's heard from her since before Paris.
I wouldn't like to be Vicky's ear right now 'cause I bet it's getting chewed clean off.
(ANNA SPEAKING ON PHONE) VICKY: What? That's preposterous! Shit! Someone's grassed us to Anna about being pissed in Paris.
I bet it was Gaz, the brown-nosing bell end.
- (ANNA SPEAKING) - Ah, sorry, Anna.
(ANNA SPEAKING) Okay, hit us.
(ANNA SPEAKING) - Okay.
- (ANNA SPEAKING) Oh, God.
(ANNA SPEAKING) It may be my fault we're doing this, but I'm getting everyone involved, because misery loves company.
What's the craic? - Well, I'm in trouble.
- You are? - Yeah.
- Paris, is that the boss? She's got a job on for tonight.
She's got a Japanese event tomorrow, and she needs 200 origami birds made by then.
What the fuck is origami? I can barely pronounce it, never mind do it.
Are you fucking kidding? - No.
- SCOTT: This is pure liberty, this like.
Don't get me wrong, I love folding birds, but not of the paper variety.
VICKY: Gotta make roughly 20, 25 each.
- I can't read that.
- Yeah.
Fold in half and open, then fold in half the other way.
This is a little bit more difficult than I initially anticipated, and I know that these brain-dead imbeciles are not gonna be able to do this.
Oh, man! - AARON: The top three corners? - MARNIE: Fuck this.
What? There's fucking not a chance in hell I'll be able to do this.
Vicky getting too drunk in Paris, means that we've gotta make 200 origami birds to save her job.
Fuck off! Balls! JAMES: We're absolutely useless at making these paper birds.
What's next? Fucking brain surgery.
- I'm not doing it.
- Why aren't you doing it? I refuse.
Fucking get back to making paper seagulls, you lazy cow! Paper birds are fucking shit.
I don't wanna be sat doing this for anyone, never mind Vicky.
She's a shit boss anyways.
You gotta have patience.
- Well, I don't have any.
- Well, get some, kid.
Look Marnie, I'll show you how to do it.
- He's done it! - Yeah, it is, if you just read the fucking bit of paper, it's fucking easy.
And I can't even read.
I hope Charlotte's okay, like.
No matter what's happened, I think it'd be so nice for her to finally have some sort of resolution.
She was completely in limbo before, she didn't know where she stood.
I honestly don't know if Charlotte's gonna sort things out with her boyfriend or split up with him.
We're hoping Charlotte'll be back and we'll find out exactly what's going on between her and Mitch.
Hi, everyone! - Oh, my God! Hi, babe.
- How are yous? I'm so excited to get back into the house, because I know the girls are gonna be so supportive, and I need all of that bunch around us to take me mind off everything.
VICKY: Fucking hell, how are you? We're finished.
What? You're joking! SCOTT: Charlotte's just walked back in and she's telling us all that she's broke up with Mitch.
This is big, big news.
Fucking hell! I'm single, and I'm scared.
I know that it's gonna be hard and I'm gonna have good days and I'm gonna have really, really bad days, because I truly feel in my heart of hearts that this is over now.
- How are you? - Me and Mitch are finished.
Charlotte and Mitch are finished.
I can't actually believe it.
I thought he would have fought for her.
Are you okay? Well, I'll be all right now I'm in here again.
So, what happened? I text him when I got out, saying "I think we need to talk", and he just text back saying "I'll save you the bother "and I'll cut the bullshit, we're over.
" It's so upsetting the fact that I went out of my way to leave the house and try and speak to him, but he just seemed like he couldn't be bothered at all.
Fucking horrible.
Mm-hmm.
The next few days are gonna be tough for Charlotte but, no matter what happens, I'll be here for her and so will her Geordie Shore family.
So, we're going out tonight? We only get to go out when these are done.
Are you fucking kidding? For fuck's sake, I wanna leave the misery behind and walk back into the party house, but what I've walked into is a load of mizzos folding bits of paper.
What the fuck? Oh, what? I hate this.
It's okay everyone does.
It's shit.
Oh, fuck it, let's all just go out.
Charlotte's single and we need to cheer her up, so that means one thing, fucking off these birds and everyone going out.
That's it, I'm sacked! I'm not having anyone staying the night, it's my first night as single Charlotte, and I want everyone around us so that I don't cry.
Don't get sad, you've gotta think you don't wanna be with him, anyway.
I feel sad that I put so much effort into a relationship that lasted so long, for it just to end like this.
Why did I waste all of that time, all of that effort and all of them emotions? You're back in here with us, we're your friends we're gonna look after you.
- Okay.
- You don't need to be sad.
I feel so sorry for Charlotte, I know she's so upset and I know she's hurting, but I'm her best friend and I know that she can be strong.
Do you know the best way to get over someone? Don't even say it's to get under another person, I feel sick.
- All right.
Ready guys? - Yes, all right, come on.
ALL: Yeah! VICKY: Let's fucking do this! Charlotte in a relationship was average at best, but single Charlotte, she is where the party's at! There's only one way to deal with this, let's get mortal.
We're all in Bijoux and we're all ready to have a mint night! (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) I wanna get Mortal, I wanna get fucked up.
Everyone knows the main thing that you need when you've broken up with someone.
Shots! This is gonna be a messy night.
I don't know what it is about Marnie, no matter how much we argue or how much we fight, she always pulls us back, and I hate that she can do that to us.
Fighting is their fucking foreplay.
Weirdos.
Charlotte seems so much happier now.
She's drinking a bottle of wine with a straw.
I love single Charlotte already.
Marnie's telling us that I already seem a lot happier, maybe I'm better at being single than what I thought! I haven't seen Charlotte have this much fun in ages.
She'll be back to pissing herself, in no time.
It's nice that me and Gary are getting close again and that we're actually friends, and we can sit together, we can have a laugh or we can talk to each other.
After everything that happened in Paris, and Charlotte splitting up with Mitch, I'm starting to think, shit, there could still be something there between we.
- GARY: None? - No.
I'll always be close to Gary, and he is so special to us, and I'm worried that it's gonna be difficult for us to stay away.
Everyone's mortal, it's time to go home, it's been the best night ever.
Yeah! Yeah! We all get back to the house and we're absolutely mortal.
- Bend over.
- (LAUGHS) Ow, watch the birds, please, no! Me first single night out has went amazing.
GARY: Oh, God! AARON: Everybody! (SCREAMING) (LAUGHING) Charlotte's first night back at the house and she's already all over Gary like a cheap suit.
She looks like such a smitten kitten and instantly I smell trouble.
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH) Me and Gary have not been close for a year and a half, and now, all of a sudden, it's like nothing's even changed.
It's like it's always been like this.
What the fuck? - Turn this way.
- No.
Charlotte's just became single, I thought we'd have a laugh together, do some fun stuff together, and eventually start flirting.
I did not think it'd be happening six hours after she became single.
I think I'm getting a bit carried away, I need to rein myself in.
What the fuck is going on? Charlotte and Gary are all over each other, this is only gonna go one way tonight.
I feel that I need to remove myself from the situation, go for a piss, brush my teeth but, no, here comes Charlotte.
I am brushing my teeth.
- You're not brushing - Yes, I am! I feel like, now I'm single, all I'll do is just follow Gary everywhere, but I'm gonna pretend I'm brushing my teeth.
He'll never know.
- No.
- Go on, you brush mine, I'll brush yours.
Me and Gary are brushing each other's teeth.
This is so romantic.
Oh.
What? Done? Oh, my God! Oh.
My.
God.
I'm actually kissing Charlotte.
I literally feel like I've gone back in time.
I kinda like it.
Me and Gary have got so much history and, now that I'm single, I can't help but just look at him and just want to go there, because it's familiar, and I really like it.
HOLLY: I'm going to bed now.
I'm not gonna stand in the way of Charlotte and Gary, but jumping into his bed on her first night back, howay, man, sure, is this not a bit too soon? No, no, no.
(VICKY TALKS) (CHARLOTTE TALKS) - You won't? - No.
- You won't cry? - No, I'm not.
- Not gonna whinge? - I won't, no.
You're gonna think this is an excellent idea? Excellent.
Crack one.
I don't need saving, Vicky.
I'm single, just let us enjoy it, I'm having fun.
Me and Charlotte, back in bed, necking on, never seen that coming.
I'm enjoying being in Gary's bed, and it just feels so natural.
It feels like I've never been away from him.
Good morning, Missus.
So I've woken up, and I'm by myself, and I'm thinking "Where the hell could Charlotte be?" "Oh, yeah, I know, in bed with Gary!" She promised us she was still gonna think it was a good idea today.
She will not think that's a good idea today.
What the fuck? I'm actually shocked, I didn't think she would dive in this quick.
Fucking hell! How many days since Charlotte slept in the room? Oh, no! What am I doing here? This is the worst day of me life.
Cheers for making us feel special, Char.
Oh, Char.
This is bad.
Charlotte looks devastated.
Come on, babe, you knew it was gonna fucking happen.
(BOTH EXHALE) BOTH: No! Nothing bad happened, we didn't have sex or anything, we just slept together naked, like twins in a womb.
See? That's not too bad, is it? What's going on there like? - Kids, marriage, you know.
- (LAUGHS) I am dreading seeing the girls.
This is like Judgement Day.
- Morning.
- Hi, girls.
No wonder Charlotte's looking a little bit sheepish, she's just got out of Gary's bed, of course we're gonna judge her.
It's what we do.
Ah.
I don't know what to say.
What did you do? So, we're brushing each other's teeth.
Hmm, sexy.
I can understand how it just happened after that.
Is this foreplay now? And then we started to kiss.
Fucking weirdos, brushing each other's teeth as some sort of kinky foreplay.
Last time I checked, Charlotte didn't bring a fucking toothbrush, so it better not have fucking been mine, the scruffy bitch! How'd you feel about that? I've been trying not to think about it.
- How's that going so far? - Not very well.
(CHARLOTTE SPEAKING) She's saying she's not gonna go there again but "Okay, Charlotte, "we all believe you.
" - Me and Gary are just friends.
- (LAUGHTER) Wish I had a paper bird for every time I'd heard that.
Last night when we got back from the club, none of us even attempted to do any of them stupid birds.
Vicky's trying to make us all do these when we're hungover.
I wouldn't do them anyways, never mind now.
- Morning.
- Hi, Vicky.
- You all right? - Yeah.
How have you done with the origami birds? I know that Anna's here about these fucking birds.
The thing is, we haven't even made half, so I've not got a leg to stand on.
- How many have we got in total? - We've got about 100.
- About 100.
- Yeah.
Anna's here, and she wants to count these stupid oregano pigeons and we are nowhere near finished.
Fuck! I don't think it's fair to put the blame on everyone 'cause it's not been a group effort, if I'm honest.
Marnie spent most of her time up in bed, couldn't be arsed, in fact, I didn't even want her to come down here and try and help because she just made the energy go down.
Oh, my God! It's true, mate.
Vicky's grasses up Anna.
Is she having a laugh? Who the fuck does she think she is? Vicky was shit at showing us how to do them.
Hare dare you throw me under the bus, you lazy cow? Vicky, it seems like you've been let down by everybody here, but, ultimately, you are the team leader.
I know, I know, it's my fault.
I think you need to up your game.
I'm really sorry, I won't let you down again.
Well, you'll all wanna thank your lucky stars 'cause this event got cancelled.
- Oh? - Yes.
Seven hours! Seven hours I've spent folding these fucking birds! I've got paper cuts! I've got paper cuts on top of fucking paper cuts! And in waltzes Anna, all nonchalant and just announces quite casually that the event has been cancelled! Cancelled?! I'll fold you into the shape of a fucking paper bird in a minute, you daft slag! Anyway, you've gotta Tash-on Tours job tonight, all right? So, I want brilliant feedback from this one, please.
Don't let her down.
- Bye.
- ALL: Bye Anna.
These fucking birds have pissed us right off.
So, we've got work, this evening.
You're going.
AARON: Wicked.
Scott, you're going.
You're going.
Tonight, I'm sending Aaron, Scott and Gary to work, they did really well with the origami and I know they love Tash-on Tours.
- Er, it's just the three of we? - And I'm gonna say Marnie.
Marnie, she was a lazy cow, so she can fucking go 'cause I know she hates work.
Ha-ha! The rest of yous, enjoy your night off.
(CHARLOTTE SPEAKS) (HOLLY SPEAKS) (CHARLOTTE SPEAKS) I'm just gonna speak to him.
What you gonna say? I'm just gonna say Well, I'm gonna play it really cool.
Playing it cool never works, Char.
I don't really know how to act or behave around Gary, it's been such a long time since we've been close, I just don't know how to play it.
I've had this really big cool plan.
What, right, what was the cool plan? That I was just gonna be like "Hi, Gary, just wanted to pull you aside "for one second, um, just to let you know I'm just breezy with all this.
" You can't say that though, 'cause you're not.
Yeah, I am.
No, you're not! I am breezy.
You're not breezy.
Everybody knows that "Charlotte and breezy" don't go together in a sentence.
She doesn't know how to play it cool at all.
Why do I not feel fine with him going out and pulling? Right, I've gotta go down and I can't tell him I'm breezy 'cause I'm not breezy.
You're not breezy at all! I wanna tell Gary that I don't want him to pull anyone, because I don't want him to pull anyone.
Fuck, this is too confusing, I had a boyfriend two days ago for fuck's sake! What the hell is going on? - Right, and yous are ready? - Yeah, I'm ready.
Come on then let's go to work.
Have a good night everyone! Bye! (CALLS IN WHISPERS) (EVERYONE LAUGHS) What? I will.
What? I'm going.
I'm going.
(STAMMERS) As I'm leaving for work, Charlotte shouts over, but all she's doing is stuttering and laughing.
I know for a fine fact what she was gonna say.
- Charlotte, I'm going.
- Right, okay.
- Right.
- (STAMMERS) Why? Why is this happening? The words are there, they're just not coming out.
Don't pull anyone! - I've gotta go.
- Are you gonna pull? - No.
- All right, okay, that's good.
Fucking hell! Oh, God, I'm so embarrassed! VICKY: We're all off to Tash-on Tours at Tiger Tiger.
Tonight is singles night, let's play some games and see how many people we can get necking on.
This one's called lip-syncing, right? The winner is who can cover their partner in as many kisses as possible, okay? Right, Marnie, will you do this one as well? I've asked Marnie to do the lip-syncing game with one of the singles, and she's refused.
That's what it's all about, getting the singles involved.
Who would you like to do it with? (MARNIE SPEAKS) I don't get why Vicky's doing this to us, what the fuck is this lass's problem with us? Scott, will you do it this game with Marnie? Bit of a blast from the past like, but I'll do yer.
Soz, Aaron, didn't get jealous.
VICKY: Now! I do not wanna watch Scott and Marnie all over each other.
If I watch this game, I'm just gonna wind myself up.
(ALL COUNTS) If looks could kill, Marnie and Scott would be six feet under.
Aaron is fucking foaming.
Guys, we have a winner.
Marnie and Scott, This lovely couple got 135! (SCOTT SPEAKS) Ay, don't get jealous kid.
Don't talk to me, don't talk to me.
Don't talk to me.
Of course I'm pissed off, I know it's just a game, but, if I was kissing a girl, she would go off it.
I am so glad that we are not at work tonight, which means we can go out and get on it.
Bend over.
Arch here.
No.
I am a jealous person, and it seems to come out even more with Marnie.
(AARON SPEAKS) - Okay.
- That is you're gonna fancy me? Listen, listen, listen, okay.
I'm secretly quite pleased I made Aaron jealous with Scott, because at least now I know he still cares.
Ready, let's go! Work is finally over and, although there was no tashing on, everyone pulled their weight, apart from Marnie, who's a bit of a bell end.
Whoo! We get to the club and it looks like the rest of the squad are already there but, now that I'm in the building, the party can really get fucking started.
Charlotte is looking fit.
I think I might have another bed guest tonight.
(GARY SPEAKS) Gary's telling us he's not gonna pull, and I can't help but feel completely and utterly over the moon.
Mine and Marnie's arguments are absolutely ridiculous 'cause, to be honest, I really like her and I can't keep away.
(JAMES SPEAKS) (AARON SPEAKS) (MARNIE SPEAKS) (AARON SPEAKS) (MARNIE SPEAKS) So, here I am again, playing Cupid with Aaron and Marnie.
Come on, guys, kiss and make up.
(JAMES SPEAKS) So now, me and Aaron are all over each other again, we're flirting, we're even kissing.
I can't keep up.
Aaron and Marnie are all over each other again.
It's so funny how she can just click her fingers and he forgets everything and turns into a pure melt.
Tonight is going amazing, everyone's mortal, everyone's getting on, this night couldn't be better.
ALL: Cheers! Go, go, go, go, go, go! I'm absolutely mortal, I've been sick in a cup, we're going home.
Back at the house, and Scotty T drunk equals pure bedlam.
(EXCLAIMING) Ah! Eh! I live in a house full of animals.
I'm starting to feel like a zookeeper.
AARON: Me and Marnie are getting on really well again and, to be honest, all the arguments make us wanna come back for more.
(MARNIE SPEAKS) If anything is gonna happen tonight with me and Aaron, I need to be prepared.
There's no way I'm letting him touch my hairy fanny.
Marns? Oh, shit.
(LAUGHING) I've decided to give her a hand shaving her vagina.
I don't feel as bad getting in bed with Aaron if you get into bed with Gary.
- No, do you know what? - It's not wrong? I don't feel bad either about it.
(LAUGHING) Right.
The only thing that matters right now.
- Is my fanny.
- Yeah, your vagina.
I can't concentrate on me fanny now.
(LAUGHING) You are my boy.
My boy.
I'm your boy now, am I? - My boy.
- Eventually.
I can't wait to get into bed with Marnie, it's been weeks of teasing now, and I'm horny as fuck.
So, me and Aaron are having a kiss and a cuddle, and I'm so happy about it.
After all the arguing, I didn't expect this to happen.
(MOANS) So, it looks like me and Gary are gonna cuddle again tonight, and maybe even a bit more.
CHARLOTTE: Oh, my God! I can't believe I'm back in the shag pad with Charlotte.
It's so weird how quick times can change.
(CHARLOTTE EXCLAIMS) (LAUGHING) Morning.
Morning, everyone! Morning, everyone! Why have you got a naughty grin on your face? Tell us you haven't shagged Gaz? No, I didn't shag him.
You got poked? I'm feeling pretty naughty and satisfied with myself this morning.
Everyone loves a cheeky digit.
And I think I sucked him off.
The look on Charlotte's face just says it all, she looks like the cat that got chlamydia.
I got poked too.
What the hell? Who doesn't love synchronised fingering? I wonder if our moans were even in tune.
Get what we want, then we just fuck off.
VICKY: Ooh, you big players.
CHARLOTTE: Girls on top.
Ooh, yeah, go on, lasses.
Charlotte got poked by Gaz, Marnie got poked off Aaron, and I just went to bed with me wrinkle cream on.
I know who I think's the winner in this situation.
(PHONE RINGING) The phone rings, and I've got a funny feeling it's gonna be Anna, and I just know she's gonna wanna find out what happened at work last night.
- (ANNA SPEAKING) - Oh, hi, Anna, you all right? It was a brilliant night, the only exception was I asked Marnie to demonstrate on one of the clients and she wouldn't.
I know.
I never thought I'd hear that.
Anna's right, I'm allowing Marnie to walk all over us.
What the fuck is wrong with us? Okay.
Uh-huh.
Oh, wow, that sounds interesting.
Today's work is blind speed dating.
I've no idea what it is, but it sounds exciting.
We've got work this afternoon, two of yous have gotta do that.
Stop looking at me! Well, you met me eye, didn't ya? So you're at work this afternoon.
Oh, man! What is the point in being best friends with the boss, when she still sends yer to work, this isn't fair! And so are you, James.
I'm coming with yous in a supervisory role.
There's gonna start to be punishments if I don't think one of yous has performed well at work.
Bear that in mind.
Last night, Marnie, I asked you to the lip syncing game with a single, you refused.
I didn't pull me weight last night? I put in so much effort and I done everything she said.
What the fuck is wrong with her? Unfortunately, dear, I'm gonna ask you to clean the kitchen.
(LAUGHING) I'm not doing the dishes.
I'm not cleaning everyone's shitty fucking plates up, especially not for fucking boss-bitch Vicky.
Marnie? Your marigolds are calling.
I'm off to work with Vicky and Holly, I haven't been yet, so maybe this is about time I pulled me finger out.
The idea behind blind speed dating is that you get to know the person you're chatting to.
You don't judge them purely on their physical appearance.
It's a really good idea, and one that some of the lads in the house could certainly fucking use.
Speed date! Oh, look at yous two.
Saucy bastards.
Oh! - Getting on already.
- Go on! I can't actually believe my eyes, I have never seen speed dating like it, it's unreal! Whoo! JAMES: You don't wanna get too excited in one of these suits like.
Everyone is loving it.
This is a success.
One, two, three.
Hello? Hi.
(VICKY SPEAKING) What the hell? I get back from work and who would have thought it? The kitchen's still a pig sty.
Thanks a lot, Marnie, you lazy bint.
Marnie? Fuck! Marnie hasn't cleaned the kitchen, Vicky is gonna kick the fuck off.
Vicky's just stormed in the room, woke us out of a deep nice sleep, and kicked off at us about not cleaning the kitchen.
Who the fuck does she think she is? I don't know why I got punished, 'cause I just feel like, I feel like I didn't do anything wrong.
Well you're about to get worse, 'cause you're not going out tonight.
Okay.
I'm pretending that I don't care, but I'm fucking burning inside.
I fucking hate her! You don't seem very disappointed either, I think you just see this thing as a big joke.
So, if you think it's so funny, Marnie, you can stay in tonight and clean the entire kitchen.
And, if it's not done when I come back, you will stay in every night until it's cleaned.
Well, do that then, 'cause I feel like this is not on, at all.
Vicky's now saying that I've gotta stay in every night until the kitchen's clean.
Bothered! Why should I clean everyone's filth? - 'Cause that's what I asked you to do.
- But that's everyone I've done nothing wrong.
- You have! - I've done nothing wrong! - Everyone's doing what I tell them to do.
- I've done nothing wrong! I don't know who she thinks she's kicking off at, she's gotta wash these dishes and, if she's not fucking careful, I'm gonna hoy her in the dishwasher and all! MARNIE: Tell me why should I clean that up? - You've done absolutely nothing.
- Why should I clean that up? Why are you different than everyone else? Why should I clean that up, though? Why are you different from anyone else? Why should I clean that shithole up? Why should I? But why? Because I'm telling you.
Have I ever asked you to do it ever? Because you're not the boss.
It's nothing to do with you.
I wouldn't ask you to do it.
Fuck off then, Marnie, forget it.
Vicky's taking this boss role way too far and it's starting to come in-between us as friends.
Neeone fucking wants you to be boss, anyway.
You take it too fucking seriously.
Oh, my God! Being team leader proper sucks cock! Thought I was just gonna be able to sit round and do fuck all but, in reality, it's getting on me tits.
Fuck, that looked serious.
(AARON SPEAKING) See if I can get you something to hit her with.
We're all heading out, minus Marnie, and I just hope that, without her there, we're headed for an argument-free night.
Whoo-hoo! Bye, Marnie! Bye, Marn! Bye! All the others have gone out, and I've gotta stay in until the kitchen's cleaned.
Fuck my life! I've done a few dishes, enough for us all to eat off, and I've put the rest of them in a bin liner and I've hid them.
As far as Vicky will be able to tell, I've cleaned the kitchen.
What she doesn't know won't hurt her.
Fuck this, I'm going out.
I'm absolutely buzzing for tonight, it's our favourite place.
Bijoux.
Me and Kyle are off on the pull tonight, thank God I've got someone in the house who shares the same joys as me.
Fanny! CHARLOTTE: Shit! Gary is talking to the girls, what do I do? What do I do? Play it breezy, I've gotta play this cool.
I know exactly what's going through Charlotte's head.
When she sees me talking to girls, she automatically thinks I'm gonna pull.
I'm not gonna pull tonight and I'm not gonna pull any time soon.
Get used to it.
I can't help but feel paranoid because of all the shit he's done to us in the past.
Gary's saying that he's definitely not gonna pull any other girls, but I still don't know whether I fully trust him, and I don't know whether I ever will.
Tonight is fucking mint, but it is weird not having Marnie here.
I'm walking into Bijoux and I'm feeling so nervous, 'cause I haven't cleaned the kitchen, I'm gonna have to bare face lie to Vicky.
(ALL EXCLAIMING) Marnie's here, thank God, that must mean she's cleaned the kitchen and we can finally put all this mess to bed.
I look at her straight in the eyes and lie, and it didn't even bother us.
I'm buzzed that Marnie's arrived.
Nights out without her just aren't the same, she can always put a smile on my face.
I would hate to be Marnie when Vicky finds out that she hasn't done the dishes.
Everyone's mortal, it's time to go home, it's been the best night ever.
We get back to the house and Kyle's licking my boob, and I'm loving it, but this is the furthest it's gonna go.
- Good night.
- (LAUGHTER) Yes, thank God, I did it, I'm a strong, independent woman, who is in her own bed.
This is the third night, you know? So? Fuck! Three times means shit is getting real.
How has this happened? How has this happened? I'm enjoying spending time with you, so I'm enjoying myself.
I'm having fun as well.
I just I just don't It just all came out of nowhere.
I know.
Things are starting to sink in, that I've moved on so fast, and I've moved back into something that used to hurt us so much before, and I've just automatically started liking Gary again.
In the past, we used to argue all the time about me pulling birds and blah, blah But when we had good times, we had good times.
So, if we cut the pulling birds out, then it means we just have good times all the times.
Then everyone's happy.
Is that right? That true? Gary's saying that if he doesn't pull we won't argue.
Of course we won't.
That's the only time we used to argue anyways, because you used to upset us 'cause you were pulling! All right? - No tongues.
- Why no tongues? Because I'm not ready to move that fast.
We had tongues last night.
- That was when I was drunk.
- Oh, yeah.
Get in.
Me and Charlotte are getting on amazing, and I'm just enjoying being around her, and at the minute, I don't care about anyone else, 'cause me and her are perfect together.
A man's got unfinished business.
Unfinished business? Are you having a fucking laugh? Don't you fucking tell me, fucking I've ended up kissing Scott, what the fuck is wrong with us? You're fucking, you're a snake and she's a snake, yous belong together.
There's no coming back from this.
This is the moment that me and Gary are gonna have sex, for the first time in nearly two years.
My fanny is so worried.