Geordie Shore (2011) s09e05 Episode Script

We're back.
And things are about to get fucking naughty.
It's going to be bigger and better than ever before.
Whoo! More kissing.
Getting fucked up.
Tears.
Arguing.
Bring it on.
Hi, everyone! What? Charlotte's telling us that she's broke up with Mitch, this is big, big news.
Charlotte's all over Gary like a cheap suit.
What the fuck is going on? Me and Charlotte necking on, never seen that coming.
Why would I clean that shithole up? Being team leader proper sucks cock.
Fuck off then, Marnie.
Vicky's now saying that I've gotta stay in every night until the kitchen's clean.
Bothered? I look at her straight in the eyes and lie and it didn't even bother us.
I should have a degree in pulling women.
I am a Geordie girl with a VIP edge.
I'm a natural beauty.
Real boobs, real hair.
Get me in this house 'cause I'm gonna tear the place up.
I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack.
The hardest graft I've ever done is to do me hair.
I'm cheeky, colourful and full of mischief.
I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double Fs.
I'm gonna make sparks fly and get everyone feisty.
Geordie Shore, wae'aye! Things actually must be going well between Marnie and Aaron, because I've woke up this morning and Marnie is in Aaron's bed.
I just hope something happened.
Nothing happened last night.
- Nothing? - Nothing.
Not even a kiss.
No.
Didn't even touch us.
The lads are taking the piss out of me and Aaron, because nothing happened with us last night, but I like that he's taking it slow, it's really romantic and it makes us like him more.
Marnie, I'm surprised you came out.
I know, but I'm not staying in.
Last night Vicky told us to clean the kitchen otherwise I wasn't allowed out.
But fuck that, she's not me mam.
I done a little bit and hid the rest.
Do you reckon you'll get in trouble with Vicky? - Did you clean though? - No, I cleaned the kitchen, so it's fine.
- Oh, I didn't put them anywhere.
- Where did you put them? Are you fucking kidding us? I knew this was too good to be true.
That little shrew Marnie didn't even clean the kitchen, Vicky's gonna be pure foaming her lid off when she finds out about this.
She said this morning, when she was tidying she couldn't be arsed to like, put everything in the dishwasher and she couldn't be arsed to like, wash them, so she just put all the plates, cutlery, cups, anything in a bin bag.
I can't fucking believe it, can this girl do anything right? You're fucking joking.
That's lying, that.
The lads have found a bag of dirty dishes that Marnie hasn't done and put them on the bench.
Vicky is gonna go fucking off it.
I'm walking downstairs to make me breakfast and what do I find? The fucking lazy bitch hasn't washed the dishes.
Heads are gonna roll.
Oh, my God, she's such a dick.
Oh, why does she do this to me? Since Marnie loves her bed so much I may as well take the dishes to her.
She's found the plates.
Fuck.
Shut up, man.
Shut up.
You fucking tramp.
Vicky's well over the top, there's no need to smash the plates into my bed, she's fucking out of order.
What Marnie's gotta understand is she's playing with the big girls now, so bring it on, bitch.
High five.
Well done.
Hello? Hiya, pet.
All right, we're off to Sunderland.
We've got a massive Tash-On Tours event tonight in Sunderland.
It's so important, so we've gotta make sure we all pull we fingers out.
Lads, lasses! Anna has just called, and we've got work tonight in Sunderland! Yay! Tonight we've got a job in Sunderland where I was born, where I was raised, and where I misbehaved.
This is gonna be lethal.
One thing everybody knows is Geordies don't like Mackems, so yeah, Vicky, let's go on a night out in Sunderland.
Great! We're looking fresh to death, gonna hit Sunderland, ready for work, tonight is gonna go off.
We're in Sunderland, this is Charlotte's hometown, it's Tash-On Tours and we're gonna smash it.
Oi-oi! Hello, everyone! Everyone bangs on about this rivalry between Newcastle and Sunderland, for me it's just a new city to go to, to get smashed and find fresh fanny.
What a belter.
First things first, get the shots out.
Can I get everyone in two lines, boy girl, boy girl, okay? So, we're playing the ice cube game and I'm obviously gonna position meself in-between the fittest girl and the second fittest girl, it's not like I'm gonna stand in-between two blokes.
Howay.
Go! Go, go, go, go, go! Whoo! I'm all over this bird at the bar and she's got her hand down me pants.
It's all right though, she's only checking what I'm smuggling in my kegs.
Oh, my Wowzas.
- Aaron.
- Yes? I'm gonna blast it out of here.
Can do.
So, I'm getting on with this bird at the bar and Aaron comes over and asks for a threesome.
Go on, lad, I didn't think you had it in you.
I thought you were still bird-bound with Marnie.
Wicked.
Yeah.
Scotty walks out and tells us that he's got something to say, but I've gotta pinky promise that I won't kick off.
This isn't gonna be good news, I don't know if I wanna hear it.
So, I'm talking to this girl, I'm talking to this girl and I'm havin' a piss.
Aaron did? Aaron's offered a girl a threesome, what the fuck is wrong with him? After everything he's done you'd think he would just give up doing this to us.
You do know that I'm gonna fucking kick off with Aaron.
I'm gonna kick off with Aaron I walk over to Aaron to confront him about asking for a threesome.
I'm not putting up with this any more, and he's not getting away with it this time.
You asked a girl for a threesome as soon as I left the fucking place.
- It was a joke, it was a joke.
- A joke? - It was a joke, yes.
- It wasn't a joke, Aaron.
- Don't you understand - I don't do that with people - like you do.
- Oh, God.
I can't even look at another girl without Marnie kicking off.
The threesome stuff was just a joke, it was a bit of crack and Scott fucking knew that.
Right, stop arguing, there's no need to play these games any more.
Okay, Aaron, if you wanna run around and ask girls for threesomes be my guest, but I'll do the one thing that I know will piss you off more than anything, flirt with Scott.
Whoa! Whoa! I can't believe what I'm seeing, Scott and Marnie are flirting, I thought he was me mate, but he's not, he's a fucking snake.
I hear Scott telling Marnie that they've got unfinished business, are you having a fucking laugh? I can see Scott and Marnie getting very flirty and very close.
I don't know what Scott's playing at, Aaron's in the same room.
Don't play with her, don't play with her! You've just been fucking standing there going fucking getting on with her.
- That's what he wants.
- That's fine.
Scott's not getting away with this, because this time I caught him in the act.
I'm going in.
What's all this shit? Why've you been saying this shit, mate? I'm just saying what you just said to her, man.
- What? - Unfinished business.
I'm talking to Gaz and all of a sudden Aaron launched himself at us, what the fuck is this kid's problem? No, no! No! - No! - As far as I'm concerned this prick deserves everything he gets.
- No! - Aaron, I've got your fucking back, don't you fucking insult me, fucking what? The kid needs to calm the fuck down before I make him, because this has went too far.
Hey, who's he gonna stop? He's not gonna stop no one.
Scott just needs to fuck off, the more I see him the angrier I get.
Fucking little mug, you're not gonna stop no one, he's not gonna stop no one.
He needs to stop acting like he's a fucking bitch.
He's blown all of this way out of proportion.
He's making himself look like an absolute tit.
Fucking hell.
Grow some fucking balls! After everything kicking off at work, me and the lasses just wanna have a dance, have a drink and chill out at the club.
And, hopefully, by the time Aaron gets here he might have calmed down.
So, we're in the club and Aaron is nowhere to be seen.
I'm not looking for round two, I just want him to turn up so we can sort all this shit out.
Let's go.
Let's go to the club, hey? Work's been horrendous, one of my best mates has fucked us over again, and if I see Scott in the club I won't be able to hold back.
We're walking into the club and I can't believe what I'm seeing.
He's all over Marnie again.
Fuck this prick.
What the fuck is going on? Aaron's back and he's getting in my face, calm your knickers, kid.
Before I get a chance to get to Scott I'm being pulled away, that kid wants to count himself lucky I didn't get my hands on him.
I don't know what is going through this kid's head, I cannot believe he still hasn't dropped it.
He needs to get out of here before I go fucking akker.
Aaron obviously hasn't calmed down, and he obviously still wants to knock Scotty T's head off his shoulders, so I'm obviously gonna be taking him home.
Aaron's done off home, hopefully now we can actually try and have a good night.
With Holly, right, the harder she plays to get is the more I wanna get into her, it just makes us more determined.
What? I know I said I didn't wanna kiss Kyle, I said I didn't wanna go anywhere near him, but at the end of the day I do fancy him and I can't help myself.
Thank fuck Aaron's gone home, I hope the kid calms down, sorts his head out, and stops acting like a fucking dick.
Scott's coming over to me to try to explain his story, but I already know Aaron's story.
I'm trying to stay as neutral as possible, but this time Scott is in the wrong.
Me and Marnie do have unfinished business, we've got a lot of history together because we went through a lot, but I never actually banged her.
Liberty.
We get back to the house and there's still no calming me down.
The more I think about it the more fucked off I get.
I'm mortal and I'm absolutely raging.
Where's Scotty T? Where's Scotty T, I wanna fucking go, mate.
I fuckin' wanna go.
All I want is Scott to come home and face the music and admit what he's done.
The longer he leaves it, the worst it's gonna get.
Everyone's smashed, I can hardly see.
Look, it's time to go home.
In the cab there's me and Scott, Holly and Kyle and Charlotte and Gary and I think we're all getting a little bit carried away.
I don't know what's in the Sunderland air.
One minute it's all kicking off, and then the next this taxi ride has turned into a giant fucking orgy.
After the way Aaron's went on with me tonight I'm pissed and I'm so fucking angry, so there's nothing what's gonna stop me having a laugh with Marnie.
I've ended up kissing Scott, what the fuck is wrong with us? When Aaron finds out about this shit is gonna hit the fan.
- Aaron.
- You've gotta calm down, please calm down because he's going to come in.
And I'm not - Well, get him in then.
- Aaron, Aaron - He's a fucking mug.
- I know.
- He's a fucking little fucking rat.
- Listen, he's not Little rat, little posh rat, mate.
His fucking hair's shit as well, his hair's shit, he's fucking ugly.
- I'll knock him out.
- You're right.
Two choices, we can either go to bed and chill out or you can go home, I'm not having any fights.
At this point I don't care who's to blame, or who's in the wrong, all I care about is that Aaron's drunk and he needs to go home.
- I've got you a taxi coming, is that okay? - I'm fucking foaming Tonight's been fucking shit.
My best mate and the girl I'm getting with have stabbed us in the back, why the fuck would I wanna stay in this house? Marnie and Scott are asking for trouble here, and really one of us should be stopping them, but everyone's having such a good time, and I'm far too drunk to stop anyone doing anything.
Uh, come on.
Ah I stumble in the house and realise that Aaron isn't there.
To be fair, that's a good thing, he was angry at the fact that Scott and Marnie were flirting.
When he finds out they kissed, there'll be hell to pay.
Whatever, he's a prick and I hope he doesn't come back ever.
I get back to the house and I am so fucking drunk.
I just get myself straight to bed and get some sleep.
Tonight has been full of arguments and fights, and two of my best mates are at the centre of it.
Where's Charlotte? I just need a cuddle.
It's been a pleasure, an absolute pleasure.
This is it, this is the moment that me and Gary are gonna have sex for the first time in nearly two years.
Me fanny is so worried.
Gary.
- You can kiss me nipple.
- No.
Tonight for me has just been weird.
I went to Sunderland, a place that I would never normally go, two of my best mates got in the biggest fight ever, Scott got with Marnie, I went home, went to sleep sucking on a nipple.
What the fuck? How are you this morning, Scott? It's a huge, big misunderstanding, people need to stop taking things so seriously.
I know, I think the main thing was 'cause obviously and I was like, fucking hell, mate.
But it wasn't said that way, it was said as a joke.
I know it was.
At the end of the day, I'm team Scott, what Scott said was just pure banter, Aaron needs to stop overreacting.
It was a good job he went home.
It is though, I was annoyed that he wasn't here, because I wanted to sort things out with him, but in a way I was glad - In a way I was glad - He doesn't want to sort things.
because obviously he was drunk Just wait until he's sober, let him come back to the house and then yous two have a chat.
Are you feeling a little bit red-faced this morning? Last night was a fucking disaster.
Maybe if I just pretend that I don't remember a thing I might get away with it.
Did you not feel bad? I can't really remember what happened.
Shock, Marnie doesn't remember a thing from last night.
Well, don't you worry, pet, Auntie Vicky's here to remind you all about it.
Did we really kiss? Oh, aye, Marnie, I've heard it was fucking pash like.
- Pash? - Pash.
Necking on, tongues, legs akimbo.
Fucking hell.
I keep trying to forget about last night, but Vicky just won't let us.
I can't believe that I got with Scott.
Grab your lady balls and fucking the minute Aaron walks back through that door, be sorry.
Fuck.
I feel so stupid about what I've done last night, but this time I'm gonna stay strong and not run away from me problems.
I am dreading seeing Aaron.
Last night, I had sex with Charlotte for the first time in over a year and a half, and I'm back in the shag pad with her.
It's so weird how quick times can change.
Did you? Why did you change your mind? There's so much happened last night, and there'll be so much tension in this house this morning.
I can't be arsed, I wanna get out the house and do something fun.
I think me and you should just fucking Just do one.
- No, Charlotte.
- Is it a date? It just means that me and you are gonna get out of the house, get some fresh air and And do something.
This is a date, this is 100% a date.
This must mean I am amazing at the sex.
High five.
Right, okay, these are the ground rules if we're gonna go on a date.
- We have to - We're not going to date, we're just getting out of the house.
We'll hold hands for the duration of the date, we'll kiss at least three times, and at one point when someone says, "Oh, is this your boyfriend?" I'll go, "Yes, it is.
" This is typical Charlotte.
Now she thinks we're practically married.
Slow down, Charlotte, one "date" at a time.
We're going on a date.
We're going on a date.
It's gonna be really great, it's gonna be really great.
Do you wanna start the kissing now? No.
Last night, Holly was all over us in the taxi, I think I need to find out where her head's at today and take her for a drink in the town.
Last night was a bit crazy, wasn't it? It was fucking hilarious.
I know I didn't, like, wanna neck on with you and stuff, and I said I wouldn't ever go there again and things like that, but it was just a bit of fun, I was just kind of caught up in the moment of it.
And, like, I mean, there's only so many times you can resist someone when they're trying to neck on with you.
Holly's trying to act like she's not too fussed about me and her, but I know she's just trying to protect herself, she doesn't wanna get hurt again.
So what would the crack be if I went out and I pulled another lass now? Would you be pissed off or would you be okay with it? What would be the crack? So, I'm thinking, should I play it cool, should I act like I'm not bothered or should I just come out with it and tell him the truth? Probs, kick off a little bit.
I appreciate you being honest.
I'm trying to be honest.
No, Kyle, you're not on a pulling ban, but if you do pull someone else, I'll chop your penis off.
Just being honest.
I'm being very honest.
I am so excited for my date to begin.
We get to the farm and despite how annoying Charlotte is, I actually think we're gonna have a good date.
This is me boyfriend.
She's not, we're just friends.
Already the date is going amazing.
We're holding hands, I'm telling passers-by that we're boyfriend and girlfriend and I can tell he's loving this.
It's a cow, it's a cow, Gary, it's a cow.
- No.
- No? No.
I don't really like animals and I'm not into this whole feeding them thing, but if Charlotte's happy I'm happy.
Wow.
This is what we'll be doing.
- I won't be.
- Yeah, you will.
You'll have to help with the feeds as well.
I've had a wicked day with Charlotte, it's back to how it used to be.
We're having fun and we're in a better place than we've ever been.
I would happily spend all my time with Charlotte.
- Gary? - Yeah? This has been the best date ever.
Hiya.
Holly's just got back from her date.
Yes! I can't wait to hear all about it.
Ah, we've got so much to tell each other, haven't we? I know.
How was your date? - It was amazing.
- Was it? It was so good, but I think I was a bit full on.
- Oh, really? - Well, I was - I wanted to kiss him all the time.
- Right.
And then, um And then I said we were boyfriend and girlfriend.
Oh, my God! He said we weren't.
It's so weird hearing Charlotte talk about her and Gary, I feel like I've gone back in time, but at the end of the day, she seems so happy at the minute, and I'm buzzing for her.
We just went and had a drink and some nachos, and then he was like He was like, honestly like, how would you feel if I pulled? Oh, no, man.
I said I can just see it now, me and Kyle, Charlotte and Gary, we're all gonna double date and we're gonna have sleepovers.
Do you wanna have an honesty minute? Just with me and you? Right, okay.
Do you get butterflies when they walk in the room? - One, two, three.
- Yes! Oh, God! When they are gone for more than five minutes, do you begin to miss them? - One, two, three.
- Yes! Oh, God.
No one else can know about this, Holly.
No, I know.
We've gotta play cool.
Tonight, we're minus one angry Aaron, so, hopefully that means we can all go out, have some fun and just have a drama-free night.
Cheers.
I hope so.
The whole squad's out tonight apart from Aaron, so, hopefully, we can leave all that drama behind, and just get off our fucking bread bins.
Tonight's amazing, and I look around and everyone's so happy.
Wicked! I've had a mint day today with Holly, and I've been thinking I don't wanna pull other people, I just wanna pull her.
You don't wanna do it? Okay.
All right, all right.
All right.
Right.
So, Kyle doesn't wanna pull anyone else.
Yes! Go me, go me.
He's not pulling.
Oh, yeah.
Kyle is so canny, man.
He's told Holly that he won't pull anyone else, if he pulls her.
Holly's so lucky, she's found herself a really decent lad.
Fucking well done, Kyle.
I'm feeling a little bit lonely tonight, and it's proved how much time I actually spend with Aaron.
I'm missing him a little bit.
Hopefully, when he comes back, we can just sort everything out and things can go back to normal.
Everyone's absolutely mortal, so it's time to get back to the house and call it a night.
We get back to the house and everyone's in good spirits, having a laugh and I'm just not in the mood without Aaron being here, I'm going to bed.
Me and Holly have had the best time with our boyfriends, but tonight we're keeping it real and we're staying in the girls' room, just like old times.
I've had a pure wicked night tonight, but I need to get my fucking head down because if Aaron comes back tomorrow, we've got a lot of shit to sort out.
D'uh! You awake yet? Aye.
I had a good night last night, but it was a shame that Aaron wasn't there.
Hopefully, today he'll come back and all this shit will get sorted.
What do yous reckon? Do you reckon he'll be back today? Ah, I fucking hope so because I need to sort things out with him, and I definitely wanna be the one to speak to him before Marnie does.
Aaron's had a canny bit of time to cool off, so if he comes back into the house today, hopefully me and him can talk all this shit through like men.
Nah.
I went for nachos and a drink.
That's a date to me, like.
The boys are taking the piss, I'm happy to not be one of the lads about this.
I'll admit it, I like Holly.
I'm not gonna mug her off like last time because I didn't realise how much last time hurt her.
I was blind to that, you know what I mean? Love is blind, son.
So, me and Scott are eating breakfast, and we both need to figure out which one of us is gonna tell Aaron about the kiss.
Uh, can I tell him what happened? Like, can I tell him about the kiss, please? I know, but, Marnie, you gotta realise from my position, like, we've been mates for a long time.
I don't trust Marnie one fucking bit.
If she's the one to tell Aaron what happened between me and her that night no doubt she'll put all the blame on me.
Like, but if it comes from you it's gonna be worse, because lads need to tell lads things like that.
I'm getting angry about this.
So it needs to come from me.
If I leave it to Scott, he'll just make it out that none of it was his fault, and he'll throw us under the bus.
I wanna be the one to tell Aaron the truth.
I'm literally gonna do everything in my ability to fix it, so just trust us, right? Trust you? I wouldn't trust you as far as I could throw you, you fucking dafty.
Anna's sending me and Scott to work today, dressed as a couple of idiots to hand out flyers for Tash-On Tours.
Great.
We're the fairies of love.
I could definitely find yous two some loving.
Some penis action.
Are you Do you happen to be looking for love? Um, yeah, I think I am.
Yes! Success! We have found two whole singles.
You've been touched by the arrow of love.
All this love, joy and happiness doesn't mean anything, because if we get back at that house and Aaron's in it's gonna be a world of hell.
Scott better have saved some of his arrows for Aaron.
I'm going back in the house and I'm still fucking raging.
Marnie and Scott no longer exist as far as I'm concerned.
Aaron's just walked in.
Fuck, this is gonna go off.
I walk in and all the lads are pleased to see us, but Marnie doesn't even flinch.
Not that I give a fuck.
Shit, Aaron's completely ignored us, he has no idea that I've kissed Scott yet, he's literally only angry at us for flirting.
Fuck.
- Where's Scott? - At work.
I'm glad that Scott's not there, cause I don't know if I could face him just yet.
Coming? Yeah, I will.
The lads have took Aaron upstairs, they'd better not tell him what happened before I do.
I still wanna be the one to tell him.
How you feeling? Not the best, aye.
- Still? - Still fucking shaking man.
And fucking angry.
Aye.
Angry as fuck.
If they tell him, I am going to drop-kick Gary.
I'll fucking kill him.
For once, I just wanna be the one to tell him.
Come on, Marnie, grab your lady balls and go and speak to Aaron.
You've kissed your way into this situation, now you've gotta talk your way out of it.
It's just If you'd actually say yes, 'cause I was only joking.
And then fuck he went and done that.
You know how it is.
- Can we have a little chat? - No.
Marnie walks in trying to talk to us, how obvious can I make it that I don't wanna talk to her? She's like a fucking leech, she just won't let go.
We don't need to chat.
But you don't even know what happened that night.
Don't know what happened? I fucking watched it happen.
I was joking with Scott saying, "Oh, let's have a threesome.
" Just to see what he would say, right? I walked from there over to you, fucking starts cracking on saying we've got unfinished business, and you're sitting laughing.
- That's not the way it is at all.
- How isn't it? - That's not the way it is - How isn't it? - It's not.
- How isn't it? So, what's "unfinished business" mean then? - And you - Did I say it? You went, you said, I know, I was watching you.
- No, I didn't.
- Me and Gary were fucking standing watching you.
I were.
I were.
I watched it happen, that's why I kicked off.
It's all kicking off between Aaron and Marnie, and Aaron hasn't even seen Scott yet.
For Scott's sake, I hope he's took the long way home.
You and Scott have got unfinished business.
So you belong together then, get yourself away.
I can't believe Aaron is this angry over flirting.
He doesn't even know about the kiss yet.
I'll go downstairs and let the lads tell him.
Aaron is so angry, and he doesn't even know about the taxi yet.
What the fuck is he gonna do when he finds out? So what's Scott been saying about the situation, then? Trying to fucking worm his way out of it? Aye, more or less.
Aaron's sat on the bed, all he keeps saying is, "I'm foaming, I can't believe Scott has done that.
" I'm trying to pick the right moment to tell him that they actually went further and necked on.
'Cause, um When you left I've done some hard things in this house, but telling Aaron this, I am literally stuttering and panicking on getting these words out, because I can see how pissed off he's gonna be.
Um, when we got in, what's it called, in the taxi on the way back You're fucking joking.
So, why the fuck is that Coming in here trying to speak to us? I can't believe what Gary's telling us, to say you've got unfinished business is one thing, but to then follow through and kiss her, that's another level.
Scott's a fucking two-faced prick.
Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna fucking flip, mate.
Fuck me.
Oh, my God.
I've just heard Gaz tell Aaron.
What the fuck am I gonna do? No, don't, don't, don't.
Aaron, don't.
Aaron, Aaron Why the fuck are you trying to come in here explaining something, when you're fucking necking on with Scott? I was gonna tell I was gonna tell you.
- She did come up to tell you, Aaron.
- But you wouldn't speak to us.
Why would I wanna speak to you after what you've fucking done? As soon as my back's turned for one minute you fucking come over, and you're necking on with Scott.
- I was gonna tell you - Unfinished business, because you're both fucking snakes.
Fucking troll.
Normally, in these situations, I can argue my side of the story, but, in this case, I haven't got a fucking leg to stand on.
That's me, him and her done.
Oh, yeah.
He can pass us, he doesn't need to say a word to us.
I won't speak to that kid again.
I thought I was angry before, but now I found out about the kiss I don't wanna ever see Scott again.
And Marnie, she's a bigger tramp than I'd ever thought.
This is it, it's gonna go off.
There they are, they're back.
Oh, my God, I've just heard a beep, Scott must be back.
This is not gonna be pretty.
There they are, they're back.
You really have no idea.
Oh, my God, I've just heard a beep, Scott must be back.
This is not gonna be pretty.
Oh Oi, oi.
So, I've walked in the house with Charlotte, and everyone's got faces like fucking demons.
I'm guessing Aaron's back.
There couldn't be a worse time to be dressed like an utter twat, Scott doesn't have a clue what's coming.
He's fucking raging.
I need to take myself upstairs before I do something stupid.
Oi, oi, snake.
Fucking hell, that hair's better than your normal hair, fucking hell, you fucking dickhead.
I hope me and Aaron don't lose our fucking rags.
I know he's gonna be annoyed at us, but I've got a perfectly good explanation, why I did what I did.
Are you gonna stay up here or you gonna go and talk to him, or do you wanna be away from him? I'm not going to speak to him just yet, 'cause I'll fucking lose it.
I can't believe them two have done this to us.
People in this house have got no fucking morals.
So what exactly does he know? He knows you've kissed, like necked on.
He was annoyed before he even found out that.
To be honest though, I don't think even if you do say to Aaron that you had your reasons, it's gonna make any difference.
So it turns out that Aaron's been told about the kiss between me and Marnie in the taxi, well, that's fucking mint.
It's always gonna sound worse coming from one of these twats.
I wanted the chance to explain it to him myself.
- What's happening, Charls? - Hi, Aaron.
- You all right? - Yeah, how are you? Aaron's come downstairs, and I know that as soon as Scott walks in here, shit is gonna hit the fan.
Fucking hell.
Fucking hell, I cannot put this off any longer.
This needs to be sorted, and it needs to be sorted now.
Hi, you all right? No, not really, like.
I thought we were mates.
- We are mates, man.
- How the fuck? How are we mates? How are we mates? Do you think if you left the house I would go straight at the girl, a fucking hour later and start necking on with her? Do you think that I would have you go for us for no reason? Yeah, but you were fucking saying you've got unfinished business with her, - so that's why I went for you.
- Do you Do you I said to you let's have a threesome, - for a joke, right? - Do you know why? And you ran straight from there to Marnie and told her, and then started going on about unfinished business.
Fucking hell, Aaron, will you just shut up and listen to what I've gotta say instead of booting off like a fucking five-year-old? So what the fuck's the crack with necking on with her in the taxi then? Ah, fuck off, man.
So, I'm waiting for an apology off Scott, but instead he's trying to justify what he's done, when there's no justifying it.
Good job this fucking table's between we.
It's not the fucking first time, man, it's not the first time.
It's not the first time, you always go behind my back.
- Why can't I talk to her? - Talk to her, then.
- What? - Talk to her.
Every time I go near her Because look what happened, you fucking necked on her.
What? Because of what you did to me.
Oh, fuck off, man.
Things are getting so heated between Scott and Aaron, everyone's just watching them, no one has a clue what to say, especially me.
You're in this house, I'm in this house, she's in this house.
You and her just don't speak to me ever again, right? You fucking You're a snake and she's a snake.
You belong together.
Get your unfinished business sorted.
I don't wanna be unfinished business sorted, mate, - I don't wanna fucking do that.
- You fucking did in the taxi.
Aye, because of Mate - Oh, because - So, why did you go for me then - without even giving me a chance? - Because I watched you say to Marnie, you have unfinished business.
I wouldn't try to mug us off.
- I thought we were mates.
- Aye.
Well, mates don't mug each other off, so that's why.
This is never gonna get resolved now.
That kid just needs to calm the fuck down, so he can actually listen to what I've got to say.
I need to fucking leave here like, I'm gonna fucking flip.
I don't know why the fuck Aaron even came back to the house if he's still got a rage on.
How the fuck are we ever meant to sort this out if we can't even have a civil conversation? Bloody hell, tonight's gonna be mint with these two at each other's throats.
Hell with it.
We should probably just get ready.
As if things aren't awkward enough, me and Scott have still gotta share a room.
There's just no escaping him.
I don't know how me and Aaron are gonna make it through the night without tearing each other's fucking heads off.
This is awkward as fuck.
Everyone ready? Tonight, Aaron's back, we're hitting Tub Tub, it should be an amazing night.
Oh, wait, no, it shouldn't, because no one is fucking talking.
We get into Tub Tub and even though I'm still foaming, I'm gonna try and have a good night with the friends that I still trust.
Everyone's in the club trying to have a really good night, but I feel like we're all just waiting for when Aaron's gonna explode, all over Scott's face.
I feel bad for what I did with Marnie, and my friendship with Aaron is worth more than a fucking neck on with a girl, and I just wish he understood that, the fucking dafty.
I'm still so angry at Marnie and Scott, I can barely look at them, but I know Gary's right, I shouldn't do anything, I should just ignore them.
The sooner this gets fucking sorted out the better, so I'm gonna go and try and sort this out with Aaron right now.
Aaron, Aaron.
Aaron.
I will speak to Scott when I'm ready, not when he is.
He doesn't dictate this argument.
Could tonight be any more awkward? There's only one thing that I can think of to resolve this.
Shots, lots of fucking shots.
Everyone in this house may be able to forgive and forget, but I'm not faking my friendships, and there's no coming back from this.
While the boys have been carrying on like a bunch of fairies, me and the girls have been getting absolutely mortal.
Oops.
The girls might be having a good night, but there's absolutely no chance that Aaron's gonna forgive Scott tonight.
I think it's time we got ourselves home.
I feel fine here.
I don't know what happened to Charlotte tonight, she's in an absolute state.
Everyone's smashed, everyone's eating anything they can get their hands on.
I'm absolutely buzzing.
Charlotte is absolutely mortal, so I'm gonna be a gent and put her to bed.
I really, really, really wanna have sex with Kyle, but I can't, so I'm just gonna have to get in bed with my clothes on.
I honestly thought tonight having them two together in a club they would resolve things, but it didn't, it just made things worse.
Fucking little fucking plan to try and get back at us worked, because in the long run I know who's gonna suffer, and it certainly isn't gonna be me.
Even if Scott apologises, I don't know if I'll be able to believe his apology, and I'll never trust him again.
I'm not sure whether this is acceptable I've tried so hard to get on with everyone but nobody cares.
Fuck, we are such shit friends.
Oh, my God.
Awkward.
Can someone open the door? Oh, my God.
Fucking hell, these farmers are absolutely nuts.
Why would you make us feel - so fucking stupid? - I didn't.
She cannot justify this behaviour, I've done nothing wrong.
I fucking hate you.
Psycho Charlotte is back.