RuPaul's Drag Race (2009) s09e05 Episode Script
Reality Stars The Musical
1 - Whoo, that was intense.
- That was something.
- Oh, look.
- [laughs.]
- Damn, she didn't waste no time.
- I'm relieved I have survived this lip sync.
The only thing is, I wonder why Charlie didn't really put up a fight.
- She threw the towel in.
She just gave up.
- Yeah, she gave the fuck up.
- There was no effort.
- Part of this competition is knowing that there's potential that you're gonna lip sync, and that is part of it.
- We all learn those songs every single time.
- Right.
- How did it feel to have everyone throw you under the bus? - I just don't agree with everything that everybody said.
I was the team captain, and that should be the reason why I was in the bottom, not for other reasons.
- Well, I'm sure that was why you were in the bottom.
- So moving on.
I call shade.
Eureka is sabotaging me because I think she's threatened.
And so now, I'm wishing I would've thrown her under the bus and said for her to be sent home.
- Shea! - Congratulations.
- Congrats.
[cheering.]
- The winner! - Yes! - Nice try, lady.
[laughs.]
- Shea and Sasha have definitely bonded, and they really slayed the game.
Good for them.
But it's now time for me turn up the volume.
I have to rise to the top.
- There's some girls who are so cocky and confident.
I wouldn't mind seeing certain people struggle a little bit and be in the bottom.
Sue me.
- The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race" receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics and a cash prize of $100,000.
With extra special guest judges Todrick Hall and Meghan Trainor.
- RuPaul's Drag Race - May the best woman - Best woman win - Do, do, do them all - Ready, pet? - I'm ready, pal.
Good morning, bitches.
We're back.
- Hello, hello, hello.
[cheering.]
- Come on, Mama Ru.
- All right.
Who's up for a mini challenge featuring hot, bulging, menseses? [cheering.]
Oh, pit crew.
[gasping and cheering.]
Now, for today's mini challenge, each of you needs to shoot a sexy selfie with Jason, Jared, and Yadir, as in, frankly, "Ya-deer," I do give a damn.
[all laugh.]
Time to slip into quick drag.
Ready, go! [footsteps.]
- You always know it's Aja when you hear them hooves.
- First up is Peppermint.
- Hey, boys.
All right, let's do it.
I'm gonna get right here.
- This is complicated.
This looks like the cover of the September issue of something.
Surf's up, Peppermint.
Alexis Michelle.
- Boys, we're gonna lift me.
- Uh-oh, here we go.
- Can you get under my leg? - [laughs.]
Oh! All hands on deck.
- I think I'm just gonna kind of get on my knees.
- How many times have you said that, Aja? - It's one of my catch phrases.
- Chins up, all of them.
- Let's get soaking wet.
- Careful.
There's no lifeguard on duty.
She don't do anything nice and easy.
- Hola, Mama RuPaul.
- Let me guess.
Is this gonna involve your cucu at all? - Aiy, how you got it? Yes.
There's cucu for everybody, guys.
Do not have to fight, okay? - Yes, honey, I've got a lovely bunch of cucu nuts.
Valentina, come on round.
- Wait, Ru, Ru, Ru, can you present me as Miss Venezuela? - Yes.
Ladies and gentlemen, the reigning Miss Venezuela, Valentina.
Ah.
[laughter.]
- I just want to show diversity, so I give them, like, cholo homeboy, like [RuPaul laughs.]
- Ladies, one of you really out-selfied yourself.
The winner is Alexis Michelle.
Con-drag-ulations.
- Sorry that my swimsuit selfie game is so strong.
Not sorry.
- You've won a $1,000 gift card from FierceQueen.
com.
[applause.]
- Great.
- Now, taking a sexy selfie was the perfect way for you to get into character, because for this week's maxi challenge, you'll be starring in Broadway's newest mega sensation.
Kardashian: The Musical.
[cheering and laughter.]
- I love the Kardashians.
I would say it is a guilty pleasure, but I don't feel guilty about it.
- It's a hip-hop herstory lesson and a lip sync extravaganza all rolled into one.
- Ooh! - KardashianTheMusical.
- You're really Kardashian [laughter.]
- Alex Michelle, since you won the mini challenge, you get to choose your role.
Then you get to assign the others.
Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
- Whoo! [cheers and applause.]
- Let's give her a listen.
- We're listening to the track and it is ha-larious.
There's all the Kardashians.
There's even Britney Spears.
- I want to be Britney or Paris.
- I made the Banji moment, please.
I want to be Banji.
- I am all for it, and I want to be Kim.
- Ladies and gentlemen, I shall be your mama-ger, Kris Jenner.
- Yes.
- Yes.
- Playing the part of North West, Eureka.
- Aw.
[applause.]
- Playing Kim Kardashian, Cynthia.
- [whistles.]
Uh-oh.
How the freak I'm gonna do her? - Miss Kylie, with your selfie game and your makeup skills, Farrah Moan.
- The one with the lips.
- Playing the part of Kendall, the fashionista, Miss Valentina.
- Oh, why, thank you.
- Oh, my Kendall.
- Kourtney, Aja.
Lindsay Lohan, Sasha.
- Yes! - Paris Hilton, Trinity Taylor.
- Yes! That's the one I wanted! - Playing the part of Britney is Peppermint.
- Bitch, I don't even get a Jenner.
In Kardashian: The Musical, my black ass is playing Britney motherfucking Spears.
- Playing the part of Blac Chyna, the newest Kardashian, Ms.
Shea Coulee.
- Yes! - Really, bitch? - Playing the part of Khloe, Nina Bo'nina Brown.
- I love Khloe.
- I don't see it for me, but okay.
- Tough crowd.
- I'm not too happy with the role that I'm given.
She knew I was whispering to her that I wanted Blac Chyna, and so that kind of puts me in a place of I can't trust these hoes.
- Can't please them all.
- Coming up - Nina's in a bad mood, Aja doesn't know the moves and I don't know what Cynthia's doing.
- Don't give me that look.
We're fucked.
[RuPaul laughs, bell rings.]
[RuPaul laughs.]
- We're not famous for nothing.
We're the Kardashians - That's hot.
- Duh.
- I'm so excited for Kardashian: The Musical.
I'm obsessed with the Kardashians, and I can't wait to get in my Kylie Jenner fantasy and hopefully slay this challenge.
- Why don't they have Tyga in this? - Who's that? - He's Blac Chyna's baby daddy.
He got Blac Chyna pregnant, then started dating Kylie Jenner, and now Rob Kardashian's marrying Blac Chyna.
- It's scandalous.
- All right.
Come on over here, Miss North West.
- Come on, Blac Chyna.
[laughs.]
- This should prove to be fun.
- Yes.
How are you feeling? - Honestly, I feel okay.
My knee's a little swollen.
I have to use crutches, but I'm not gonna let it stop me.
When I was doing the cheerleading challenge, I landed wrong and my knee just popped.
The last couple weeks, I've been able to push through, but now it's hurting, so I have to use crutches.
But I have a positive attitude.
I'm going to do whatever they throw my way.
You give me a role, honey, and I'll make it work.
- Where's the outfit you're gonna wear to do Khloe? Oh, girl, you never unpacked? - You know.
- I mean, don't be so discouraged about your part.
Like, I think you'll do fine.
- I should have been Blac Chyna.
I'm not being funny, but, I mean, I love Shea, but, like, she has a weird body, and Blac Chyna is known for her body.
She's not shoo.
Blac Chyna was my role.
That's what I wanted.
I had no other character in mind except Blac Chyna, and I'm very upset.
Now I know there's gonna be a lot of favoritism.
Shoo.
- Bo'nina, you shouldn't say things like that.
I think you're great.
- Oh, it is what it is.
- Nina Bo'nina wants Blac Chyna, but there's only one Blac Chyna, and there's three black people.
You're gonna play a white girl.
- Hi, ladies.
- Hey.
- It's time to work with our choreographer and director to the stars, Todrick Hall.
- Are you ready for a little choreography with a K? [laughter.]
- Yes! - This is Chester.
He's gonna be assisting me today.
I'm gonna throw choreography at you really, really fast.
Are you feeling okay? - Yeah, girl, nothing holds big girl down.
I'll give you a one-legged hop move like "Saved By The Bell.
" [laughter.]
- Okay, so we're gonna go over all of you guys' main parts.
- Cool.
- Eureka, North West, you represent the future of North West.
How do you perceive playing her? - Well, first of all, she's 403 pounds and 6-foot-4.
She's crippled, obviously.
- [laughs.]
Make sure that you're doing whatever you can with your upper body and with your face.
- Okay.
- Ready.
- I became the best of rest By nursing on Kim's breast I'm the new - You can stop the music.
I would love to see some subtle choices that feel regal and command us to watch you without it being, like, such a predictable, like, titty-squeeze moment, you know what I mean? - Okay.
- It's gonna be hard for Eureka to stand out hobbling through the moves.
I don't know what she gonna do.
- Shea, do you have any old school nineties moves you would like to pull out? Or can you give us, like, one of these, like - Oh, yeah.
I'm stealing the spotlight And no one can stop me Now you riding my coattails And liking my selfies, uh - Yeah, that's great.
- All right, cool.
- I was kind of hoping she would trip a little bit.
- I have high expectations for you tomorrow.
- But she didn't trip, so what can I say? - Can we have Alexis, Aja, Cynthia, Nina.
- Kourt, so just a couple steps and then I think I just made up a word.
- Yeah, perfect.
- Kourt, Khlo, I think I just made up a word - Mama-ger - Okay.
Cynthia, you got to remember to come up to the front, 'cause it's gonna look very clumsy if you don't make it up to the front.
- Okay.
- Make sure you don't let your sisters upstage you, 'cause that's not what Kim is about.
Can we try all that from the beginning? - Wait, is it one? - On two.
- Two, that's it, right? - No, no, no, no, no.
Maybe it's a cha-cha.
One, two, three, four, five, six - So wait.
One, two wait, what? - Girl, how you Puerto Rican and don't know how to do that? - Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, I want to - That's what I was doing, bitch.
- No, no, no, no.
You were doing like [laughter.]
- Okay, ladies, we're gonna have to move to the next section.
Can you grab her arm like this? And can you be here like this? Like, can you have your hands, like, maybe on her shoulders? I know.
It's a tough life, baby.
Black lives matter.
Let's do this one more time.
- And we'll rake in the dough - Mama-ger - And you're here.
- I'm here, yeah, got you.
- Yeah, 'cause she's gonna go down.
- Got you, I got you.
- Can we stop the music? You Nina, you got to make sure that even if you mess up, that you don't show that on your face.
Because if you do that face tomorrow Nina? - Hmm? - How do you feel about today? - Um, I was kind of down about my character.
- Why would you be down about being Khloe? - Because I wanted Blac Chyna, so - Tomorrow, we got to have all that gone.
I could sense that energy right now.
It's a little sketchy boots.
- Nina just can't seem to let it go.
- You are the three main sisters.
Right now, it looks a little bit all over the place.
- Nina's in a bad mood, Aja doesn't know the moves, and I don't know what Cynthia's doing.
And they are the main characters of the piece.
They are the Kardashians.
This is a problem.
- Let's move forward.
Can you all give a hand thing? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, like that.
- [laughs.]
Love it.
- We love our big sisters They're, oh, so adoring - Just make sure when you hit your hands that they actually hit and you're, like, not missing each other.
- We love our big sisters They're, oh, so adoring - I was never a clapper.
- Y'all think y'all can do this? - Yes.
- Okay.
- We can do it.
- We love our big sisters They're, oh, so adoring - Don't give me that look.
- You also have to stay in character, because right now I'm seeing you two, but I'm not seeing Kylie and Kendall.
You've got a lot of work to do.
Like, a lot.
- We're fucked.
- Coming up - Did my nose get thinner? Oh, my God, I think I've lost weight in my nose.
- It's a Hanukkah miracle.
Aja's nose got smaller.
- Ha! [RuPaul laughs, bell rings.]
[RuPaul laughs - Yay, yay, it's today! - Come on, cripple.
- Come on, hobble, hobble.
- Today's performance day.
It's really important for me to do well in this challenge because my knee is hurt and if I happen to have to lip sync for my life, I'm gonna be at a disadvantage.
- Look at these little petite ballet shoes.
Who do these belong to? - How you feeling today, Miss Thang? How's your knee? - I feel good.
I'm trying to rhinestone my little ballet slippers 'cause I have to wear flats.
There's just something about flats that make me not feel like a drag queen.
- When life gives you lemons - You take rhinestones and cover up that lemon.
- Absolutely.
- I am not a huge fan of Eureka, but seeing what she's going through, I feel really bad for Eureka.
If you can get through the things that you've been through in your life, this is a cakewalk.
- Trust, girl.
- Even if you're hobbling.
[laughter.]
- Did my nose get thinner? Did I have a nose job while I was here? It does look thinner.
- Oh, my God, I think I lose weight in my nose.
Am I bugging? - It's a Hanukkah miracle.
Aja's nose got smaller.
- Ha! - I'm having a day today where I just really want to clear the air and approach Sasha and Valentina and apologize for being disrespectful.
- Can I tell you guys about one of the disorders that I have? - Eating.
- Don't joke about that.
- Sasha? - Yes.
- Can I talk to you and Valentina really quick? - Yeah, of course.
- I never really got a chance to apologize specifically to you all over the joke that I cracked about eating disorders.
You were having a vulnerable moment, and it's not respectful of me to diminish anyone else's.
- Mm-hmm.
- And I'm really sorry for that.
- I also apologize to you.
It's a sensitive issue for me because I was severely anorexic for my entire early twenties.
I was so, like, unhealthy looking.
People would, like, call me E.
T.
and stuff 'cause of the way that I looked on the street.
It was like I have I still have a lot I have a lot of hurt from it still.
- Are you okay? - This is just such a touchy subject for me because I do probably still have an eating disorder.
- Oh, sweetheart.
- And before I left, I promised my mom that I would eat every single day.
It's so hard because sometimes I feel like I'm force feeding myself.
- I applaud you guys for opening up because in the past, I've had a deep, deep battle with bulimia.
About three years ago, I was feeling all these pressures by just the beauty standards that exist within the gay community, and it's something that I've had a lot of shame about.
Sometimes people don't understand that though we come across as these really strong, beautiful creatures, that sometimes we're really struggling on the inside.
- Underneath.
- I honestly never thought I'd be able to talk to other drag queens this openly about these issues.
- Yeah, 'cause it's not just a thing with women, I'll tell you that.
It's very prevalent in the gay community to have an eating disorder.
- I'm surprised about how many girls have struggled with this.
There's power in being able to confide in your sisters and have them support you.
- This is RuPaul's Best Friend Race.
- This RuPaul's Best Group Therapy Race.
[laughter.]
[RuPaul laughs.]
- Cover girl, put the bass in your walk Head to toe, let your whole body talk [cheers and applause.]
- Yeah! - Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race.
" Michelle Visage, seen any good shows lately? - I just starred in "The Best Little Whorehouse in South Plainfield.
" - Oh, con-drag-ulations.
- I was the house.
- [laughs.]
Fashion superstar Carson Kressley, how'd you get a ticket? - I waited in line for 16 days.
[laughter.]
- And Broadway baby Todrick Hall, how'd my girls do yesterday? - I smell a Tony.
- Like Tony Danza? - More like a Tony Braxton.
- Oh, I can breathe again.
[laughter.]
And the mega talented Meghan Trainor.
I love your latest album, "Thank You.
" - Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- You.
- This week, we challenged our queens to a lip sync extravaganza, and now they're ready to make herstory with Kardashian: The Musical.
Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
Coming up - Bitch, you turned it out.
[RuPaul laughs, bell rings.]
[RuPaul laughs.]
- How could one woman take her family of girls - And make a media dynasty that took over the world? - You can criticize and player-hate And say you don't care But the Met Ball would suck If their asses weren't there - So would E!, Instagram, Snapchat and the S-vies - They fuss and fight and disrespect But always end up besties - These Calabasas queens give us life They're so glam - And here is how this clan became the new royal fam - Ily - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah I'm Britney and you should hear how I sing - I'm Lindsay [coughs.]
And fire crotch is my thing - That's hot.
I'm Paris And I don't have to do anything But bitches bow down 'cause I'm the new Miss Thing - Paparazzi popping pictures 'Cause we're dressed so fancy The press only posts when we're not wearing panties - Oops, I think I just did it again.
[laughter.]
- Hey, you, get out the way Our pussies are on fire - No, they're just on display-yay-yay-yay-yay - Oh, my God, she's right.
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
- It's totally hot.
- Yeah.
- Anyways, who are you? - I'm Kim.
- Kim who? - Ahem.
- Kimberly Kardashian - Who? - Kimberly Kardashian - That's what I thought you said.
- Hey, Britney, can I be in your gang? - If you hold her Birkin bags Then maybe you can hang [coughs.]
- Hey, Paris, how'd you get so famous? - You make a home movie and you just act shameless - What kind of movie? [RuPaul laughs.]
- Kimmy, I should be your manager You know, since I'm your mom - Mom, you're such an amateur - You're definitely mom - Mama-ger - That's me.
Is that absurd? Kourt, Khlo, I think I just made up a word - Mama-ger - I'll get you on a TV show I'll film you eating salad And we'll rake in the dough - Mama-ger We're sisters A-whoo Sisters - I'm Kim and I'm the bombshell Banging booty you know well There's Ray J and then Kanye With a pit stop in the NBA And I break the internet every other day.
Suckas.
- I'm Khloe and I only date ballers Big sweet butt that makes them all holla The gay boys' favorite, you know it's true Puts us large and in charge But you already knew-ooh - Sisters - Are you keeping up? I'm Kourtney I'm the little big sister in the family I'm educated with a college degree So why do I let Scott stick his Disick in me? - Sisters A-whoo We're the OG-3 - Don't you mean four, like four sisters? - Mom! - Sisters A-whoo It's the U.
S.
of K.
No one's gonna come to get away Sisters [telephone rings.]
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Kendall, Kylie, please report to your - Mama-ger - We love our big sisters They're, oh, so adoring But your storylines Were starting to get a little boring We were in the background But we've come a long way Now, you can't spell Kardashian Without a big, fat J - Get it? - Yeah.
- Hey, my name is Kendall and I'm a supermodel I took to the runway like a baby with the bottle I've walked for Oscar, Karl and Diane von Furstie I shun the limelight while my sisters are thirsty - I'm Kylie I'm the one with the lips 80 million fans want my makeup tips I've got my own clothing line And my own mouth plumper Got a Jenner face and Kardashian dumper - We've got the best selling apps We're an online addiction Sisters ruling the world And we'll keep on kicking - Yes.
- Don't think y'all could do this without me Blac Chyna up in here - Whoo! - Blac Chyna I'm the video vixen of the Kardashians In a couple weeks I'm trashing that Had a baby with Tyga, but he dumped me for Kylie I'm the Kardashian wrecking ball But don't call me Miley I'm stealing the spotlight and no one can help me You're riding my coattails and liking my selfies, uh All right, I'm out, I'm out [laughter.]
- Whoo! - This new American dynasty has only just begun Next is the galaxy, so step aside, hon My name is North West Don't be acting all distressed I became the best of the rest by nursing on Kim's breast I'm the new face of reality royalty Had my first fragrance out when I was only age three President at nine Then queen of the Milky Way Then I cured cancer Yes, it started with a K Now, Kim is my mama-ger, but Kris is still here She gonna be running the show for 3,000 more years - Selfie.
Click.
- Do we still take selfies in the future? - That's hot.
- The greatest story ever told And we've only just begun We're not famous for nothing We're the Kardashians - Kardashians - Now streaming on DVD.
[applause.]
- Coming up - Everyone was looking at you.
- I would definitely nominate her at least for a Tony Award.
- She totally blew an opportunity.
[RuPaul laughs, bell rings.]
[RuPaul laughs.]
- Category is faux fur fabulous.
Peppermint.
- No poodles were killed in the making of this garment.
- She's a Power Puff Girl.
- Trinity Taylor.
Here she's savage beauty and here's she's childlike savage beauty.
- I know it's faux fur, but I believe she just flashed us some beaver.
- Sasha Velour.
Slow down.
Why you always Russian? - Dr.
Zhiva-go, girl, go.
- I'd love to take a peek behind her iron curtain.
- Alexis Michelle.
Oh, a touch of mink.
- She's so cold.
- All of a sudden, I want some honey.
- What becomes a legend most? Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
- Clearly, she wants to be spotted in this.
- Is that snow leopard because I think I just downloaded that? [Michelle laughs.]
Nina Bo'nina Brown Girly Brown.
Well, you've heard of Cruella DeVille? This is Coupe DeVille.
- Someone called in the clydesdales.
[laughter.]
- Aja.
- She's frozen.
Let it go.
- Oh, these aren't frozen.
- No, that's what I call a winter's tail.
Valentina.
Her anaconda do.
- Touch the snakeskin.
Touch all of the snakeskin.
- 10, 10, 10, 10.
- Farrah Moan.
I think she's a member of the green party.
- With that ass.
- Yeah.
- I'm green with envy.
- Fraggle Rock fashion week.
Shea Coulee.
- Oh.
- She's got a mouth on her.
- I think her boobs just winked at me.
- She's serving face.
- Eureka! There's a whore in Whoville.
[laughter.]
Stop relying on those crutches.
- [laughs.]
- Welcome, ladies.
I've made some decisions.
When I call your name, please step forward.
Peppermint.
Alexis Michelle.
Farrah Moan.
Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
Nina Bo'nina Brown Kennedy Onassis.
Shea Coulee.
Ladies, you represent the peaks and the pits of the week.
The rest of you are safe.
You may leave the stage.
Now it's time for the judges critiques, starting with Peppermint.
- Let's talk about your Britney Spears.
You had the body language and you were committed to the character.
Totally nailed it.
- And I think you looked beautiful on the runway tonight, but there's something about the skirt.
It almost feels like an afterthought to the top half.
- Up next, Alexis Michelle.
- I know Kris Jenner and I think you embodied her.
- I just want to be your best friend because of that performance.
- Bitch, you turned it out.
But on this main stage, it could not be more basic.
- I was thinking, like, this is a Studio 54 night out on a winter night.
- This is literally something that you can buy at any store in the mall, shoes included.
Just step it up, because that Kris Jenner was the business.
- Up next, Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
- This kind of fur, like, maxi gown, I do think it swallows you a little bit, which is not always a bad thing, but it is in this case.
- We need to talk about Kim.
What upset me the most was that you didn't know the words.
- And it's tough, because you were Kim.
Everyone was looking at you.
- When it's a lip sync number, you kind of have to know the words.
- Up next, Nina Bo'nina Brown Champagne King.
- This runway look, it's a very, like, Mary J.
Blige nineties, going to get milk in the middle of winter in Chicago.
I get what you're selling.
I'm not sure I want to buy it.
- You got the role of Khloe Kardashian.
You knew your words, you were on it, you had the choreography, but I didn't get much Khloe.
- You were a little bit difficult to work with yesterday.
Can you please tell me what was going on? - My mind was very set on Blac Chyna, and when it was given to Shea, I thought it was like a setup in a way for me to, like, fail.
- What we just heard was that there was a conspiracy theory that sounded more like paranoia.
Is this an ongoing theme throughout your life? - I've always mentioned how the Atlanta scene has treated me and I felt like they never embraced me, and so I just feel like people just have something against me.
- I've seen so many people wear their victimhood as a badge of honor.
Don't let that sabotage your opportunity here.
- Sorry.
Thank you.
- Up next, Farrah Moan.
- Your makeup's always flawless.
I just think you're a little heavy-handed on your highlighter.
So every time you turn, all I see is, like, metal, metal.
- I felt like there was no personality in the performance and it did take me a minute, even with the turquoise hair, to be, like, which one was Kylie.
- You could have made some character choices, pouty faces, to, like, do something that was signature Kylie.
It was just very underwhelming.
- Up next, Shea Coulee.
- This look, I love it, and I felt like I was at a Jeremy Scott runway show.
And you were a dream to work with.
I just love everything about your energy, and you came out here and nailed it.
- You stole the entire show.
That's all I was talking about, too, that dance break and how I want to be you so bad.
- Yeah, girl, we'll go to the club.
- Yes, girl.
- All right, thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
[car engine starts.]
Just between us mama-gers, let's talk about Peppermint.
- I though she did great.
She was channeling Britney.
She was thinking of Britney poses that were signature, and it was a slam-dunk.
- She didn't really look like Britney at all, but she embodied the carefree feeling of Britney.
- On the runway tonight, I just didn't like that skirt.
And it happened last week, too.
These plain pink bottoms are getting boring.
- Like, I'm right here.
- I'm sorry, Carson.
- Alexis Michelle.
- The runway look was a really boring effort.
- But Alexis was a dream to work with.
She was great on stage.
I would definitely nominate her at least for a Tony Award.
- Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
She's so charming, but she wasn't able to apply that to Kim.
- Not knowing the lyrics was inexcusable.
- I'd be willing to give her a pass if she knew a certain chunk of the lyrics.
And also, her faking was terrible.
- Nina Bo'nina Brown.
- I'm a fan of Nina, but I feel like she was a little pouty and kind of just said, like, oh, this wasn't the role that I wanted, so I'm really not gonna try very hard.
- It was very difficult for me to find the energy to work with her.
She would not give eye contact.
When you gave her a correction, she would be like, I heard you.
That would be her response.
- This happened last week.
We started to get into it.
But tonight it was like, oh, uh-oh, this is actually a really big red flag.
- Mm-hmm.
Farrah Moan.
- She couldn't maintain simple choreography.
- I didn't get anything from her during the musical number.
- She could have done so many things with her lips.
She could have done the bottle That looked really obscene.
I didn't mean that.
- It looked very natural for you, actually.
- I know, I definitely would've sucked on a cup.
- She totally blew an opportunity right there.
- Shea Coulee.
I was so impressed with her dropping it on that stage.
- Shea killed it as Blac Chyna, and then she came out here on the runway with her faux fur challenge.
It's super fun.
She presented it great.
Tonight is a stellar night for Shea Coulee.
- Silence.
I've made my decision.
Bring back my girls.
[RuPaul laughs, bell rings.]
[RuPaul laughs.]
- Welcome back, ladies.
I've made some decisions.
Peppermint.
You're safe.
Alexis Michelle.
Your Kris Jenner was spot on, but your faux fur was a faux pas.
You're safe.
Shea Coulee.
Girl, your Blac Chyna done broke my internet.
Con-drag-ulations.
You're the winner of this week's challenge.
[applause.]
You've won a Caribbean cruise package for two, plus airfare from All Out Vacations.
- Thank you so much.
I really appreciate that.
And, mama, you look so good tonight, it's damn near sinful.
- [laughs.]
Nina Bo'nina Brown.
You hit the runway looking like Mary J.
Blige, but please, girl, no more drama.
Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
As Kim Kardashian, you didn't keep up.
Farrah Moan.
As Kylie, the judges weren't a sucker for your pucker.
Nina Bo'nina Brown, you're safe.
You may join the other girls.
- Thank y'all.
- Cynthia Lee, Farrah, I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
- [whimpers.]
- Two queens stand before me.
Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of "Woman Up" by Meghan Trainor.
Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
The time has come [thunder.]
To lip sync [echoing.]
for your life.
- Cynthia Lee Fontaine, hey, this is your chance to stay.
Just slay that lip sync.
- Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
[music plays.]
- Put your favorite heels on 'Cause they make you feel strong When you're lookin' good You know you're gonna have a good time Don't forget mascara And to keep your head up Like Madonna would Rub her lipstick redder than wine So let's go Roll your bumper and whine slow Show the world you can shine, glow 'Cause you got the light now You got the light now, ow! All my girls raise your hand If you don't need a man 'Cause you're more than good enough You gotta woman up, woman up All my girls, we show, we groove Just make them remember you This one's for all my girls My girls who woman up, woman up Mm-hmm Woman up, woman up Mwah Hey - All my girls raise your hand - Raise your hand Time to take a stand Mm-hmm You gotta woman up, woman up All my girls, we show, we groove Just make them remember you This one's for all my girls My girls who woman up, woman up - Yeah! - Whoo! [cheers and applause.]
- Ladies I need a moment.
Would you please excuse me? - Ru walks off the set.
What's going on? - I am so confused.
- I'm nervous.
Like, shit is going down.
- Thank you for waiting, ladies.
I have made my decision.
Eureka.
Would you please step forward? We've been in touch with the doctor.
You need time to heal, and in good conscience, I cannot allow you to continue in the competition.
- [sobs.]
No.
- Please know that you are loved here and that you have an open invitation to return next season.
- Thank you.
- But for now, I'm so sad to say sashay away.
- Thank you guys so much.
And I will be back.
I love you guys.
[sobbing.]
- I'm so sorry.
- I love you guys so much.
Thank you all so much.
I love you.
- Te amo.
- Yes, bitch.
[applause.]
- I'm starting to crutch off and I hear the whole crew behind me Just applauding.
Well, you found it once and you'll find it again.
[laughter.]
- Yes, bitch.
- I just feel sad that I understand doctor's orders.
All I can do is move forward, you know.
The love that I've been given during this entire situation, I finally feel like I'm a part of something that's bigger than me, you know, and I don't know how the hell that's possible.
'Cause y'all know mama is big as hell.
I have an open invitation for Season 10, so y'all watch out.
- Ladies, there has been too much loss here tonight.
Shantay, you both stay.
[applause.]
Remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an amen up in here? - Amen! - Amen! - All right, now let the music play.
- Hey, get it, girl It's your world, hey Get it, get it, girl Whoa-oh-oh
- That was something.
- Oh, look.
- [laughs.]
- Damn, she didn't waste no time.
- I'm relieved I have survived this lip sync.
The only thing is, I wonder why Charlie didn't really put up a fight.
- She threw the towel in.
She just gave up.
- Yeah, she gave the fuck up.
- There was no effort.
- Part of this competition is knowing that there's potential that you're gonna lip sync, and that is part of it.
- We all learn those songs every single time.
- Right.
- How did it feel to have everyone throw you under the bus? - I just don't agree with everything that everybody said.
I was the team captain, and that should be the reason why I was in the bottom, not for other reasons.
- Well, I'm sure that was why you were in the bottom.
- So moving on.
I call shade.
Eureka is sabotaging me because I think she's threatened.
And so now, I'm wishing I would've thrown her under the bus and said for her to be sent home.
- Shea! - Congratulations.
- Congrats.
[cheering.]
- The winner! - Yes! - Nice try, lady.
[laughs.]
- Shea and Sasha have definitely bonded, and they really slayed the game.
Good for them.
But it's now time for me turn up the volume.
I have to rise to the top.
- There's some girls who are so cocky and confident.
I wouldn't mind seeing certain people struggle a little bit and be in the bottom.
Sue me.
- The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race" receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills Cosmetics and a cash prize of $100,000.
With extra special guest judges Todrick Hall and Meghan Trainor.
- RuPaul's Drag Race - May the best woman - Best woman win - Do, do, do them all - Ready, pet? - I'm ready, pal.
Good morning, bitches.
We're back.
- Hello, hello, hello.
[cheering.]
- Come on, Mama Ru.
- All right.
Who's up for a mini challenge featuring hot, bulging, menseses? [cheering.]
Oh, pit crew.
[gasping and cheering.]
Now, for today's mini challenge, each of you needs to shoot a sexy selfie with Jason, Jared, and Yadir, as in, frankly, "Ya-deer," I do give a damn.
[all laugh.]
Time to slip into quick drag.
Ready, go! [footsteps.]
- You always know it's Aja when you hear them hooves.
- First up is Peppermint.
- Hey, boys.
All right, let's do it.
I'm gonna get right here.
- This is complicated.
This looks like the cover of the September issue of something.
Surf's up, Peppermint.
Alexis Michelle.
- Boys, we're gonna lift me.
- Uh-oh, here we go.
- Can you get under my leg? - [laughs.]
Oh! All hands on deck.
- I think I'm just gonna kind of get on my knees.
- How many times have you said that, Aja? - It's one of my catch phrases.
- Chins up, all of them.
- Let's get soaking wet.
- Careful.
There's no lifeguard on duty.
She don't do anything nice and easy.
- Hola, Mama RuPaul.
- Let me guess.
Is this gonna involve your cucu at all? - Aiy, how you got it? Yes.
There's cucu for everybody, guys.
Do not have to fight, okay? - Yes, honey, I've got a lovely bunch of cucu nuts.
Valentina, come on round.
- Wait, Ru, Ru, Ru, can you present me as Miss Venezuela? - Yes.
Ladies and gentlemen, the reigning Miss Venezuela, Valentina.
Ah.
[laughter.]
- I just want to show diversity, so I give them, like, cholo homeboy, like [RuPaul laughs.]
- Ladies, one of you really out-selfied yourself.
The winner is Alexis Michelle.
Con-drag-ulations.
- Sorry that my swimsuit selfie game is so strong.
Not sorry.
- You've won a $1,000 gift card from FierceQueen.
com.
[applause.]
- Great.
- Now, taking a sexy selfie was the perfect way for you to get into character, because for this week's maxi challenge, you'll be starring in Broadway's newest mega sensation.
Kardashian: The Musical.
[cheering and laughter.]
- I love the Kardashians.
I would say it is a guilty pleasure, but I don't feel guilty about it.
- It's a hip-hop herstory lesson and a lip sync extravaganza all rolled into one.
- Ooh! - KardashianTheMusical.
- You're really Kardashian [laughter.]
- Alex Michelle, since you won the mini challenge, you get to choose your role.
Then you get to assign the others.
Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
- Whoo! [cheers and applause.]
- Let's give her a listen.
- We're listening to the track and it is ha-larious.
There's all the Kardashians.
There's even Britney Spears.
- I want to be Britney or Paris.
- I made the Banji moment, please.
I want to be Banji.
- I am all for it, and I want to be Kim.
- Ladies and gentlemen, I shall be your mama-ger, Kris Jenner.
- Yes.
- Yes.
- Playing the part of North West, Eureka.
- Aw.
[applause.]
- Playing Kim Kardashian, Cynthia.
- [whistles.]
Uh-oh.
How the freak I'm gonna do her? - Miss Kylie, with your selfie game and your makeup skills, Farrah Moan.
- The one with the lips.
- Playing the part of Kendall, the fashionista, Miss Valentina.
- Oh, why, thank you.
- Oh, my Kendall.
- Kourtney, Aja.
Lindsay Lohan, Sasha.
- Yes! - Paris Hilton, Trinity Taylor.
- Yes! That's the one I wanted! - Playing the part of Britney is Peppermint.
- Bitch, I don't even get a Jenner.
In Kardashian: The Musical, my black ass is playing Britney motherfucking Spears.
- Playing the part of Blac Chyna, the newest Kardashian, Ms.
Shea Coulee.
- Yes! - Really, bitch? - Playing the part of Khloe, Nina Bo'nina Brown.
- I love Khloe.
- I don't see it for me, but okay.
- Tough crowd.
- I'm not too happy with the role that I'm given.
She knew I was whispering to her that I wanted Blac Chyna, and so that kind of puts me in a place of I can't trust these hoes.
- Can't please them all.
- Coming up - Nina's in a bad mood, Aja doesn't know the moves and I don't know what Cynthia's doing.
- Don't give me that look.
We're fucked.
[RuPaul laughs, bell rings.]
[RuPaul laughs.]
- We're not famous for nothing.
We're the Kardashians - That's hot.
- Duh.
- I'm so excited for Kardashian: The Musical.
I'm obsessed with the Kardashians, and I can't wait to get in my Kylie Jenner fantasy and hopefully slay this challenge.
- Why don't they have Tyga in this? - Who's that? - He's Blac Chyna's baby daddy.
He got Blac Chyna pregnant, then started dating Kylie Jenner, and now Rob Kardashian's marrying Blac Chyna.
- It's scandalous.
- All right.
Come on over here, Miss North West.
- Come on, Blac Chyna.
[laughs.]
- This should prove to be fun.
- Yes.
How are you feeling? - Honestly, I feel okay.
My knee's a little swollen.
I have to use crutches, but I'm not gonna let it stop me.
When I was doing the cheerleading challenge, I landed wrong and my knee just popped.
The last couple weeks, I've been able to push through, but now it's hurting, so I have to use crutches.
But I have a positive attitude.
I'm going to do whatever they throw my way.
You give me a role, honey, and I'll make it work.
- Where's the outfit you're gonna wear to do Khloe? Oh, girl, you never unpacked? - You know.
- I mean, don't be so discouraged about your part.
Like, I think you'll do fine.
- I should have been Blac Chyna.
I'm not being funny, but, I mean, I love Shea, but, like, she has a weird body, and Blac Chyna is known for her body.
She's not shoo.
Blac Chyna was my role.
That's what I wanted.
I had no other character in mind except Blac Chyna, and I'm very upset.
Now I know there's gonna be a lot of favoritism.
Shoo.
- Bo'nina, you shouldn't say things like that.
I think you're great.
- Oh, it is what it is.
- Nina Bo'nina wants Blac Chyna, but there's only one Blac Chyna, and there's three black people.
You're gonna play a white girl.
- Hi, ladies.
- Hey.
- It's time to work with our choreographer and director to the stars, Todrick Hall.
- Are you ready for a little choreography with a K? [laughter.]
- Yes! - This is Chester.
He's gonna be assisting me today.
I'm gonna throw choreography at you really, really fast.
Are you feeling okay? - Yeah, girl, nothing holds big girl down.
I'll give you a one-legged hop move like "Saved By The Bell.
" [laughter.]
- Okay, so we're gonna go over all of you guys' main parts.
- Cool.
- Eureka, North West, you represent the future of North West.
How do you perceive playing her? - Well, first of all, she's 403 pounds and 6-foot-4.
She's crippled, obviously.
- [laughs.]
Make sure that you're doing whatever you can with your upper body and with your face.
- Okay.
- Ready.
- I became the best of rest By nursing on Kim's breast I'm the new - You can stop the music.
I would love to see some subtle choices that feel regal and command us to watch you without it being, like, such a predictable, like, titty-squeeze moment, you know what I mean? - Okay.
- It's gonna be hard for Eureka to stand out hobbling through the moves.
I don't know what she gonna do.
- Shea, do you have any old school nineties moves you would like to pull out? Or can you give us, like, one of these, like - Oh, yeah.
I'm stealing the spotlight And no one can stop me Now you riding my coattails And liking my selfies, uh - Yeah, that's great.
- All right, cool.
- I was kind of hoping she would trip a little bit.
- I have high expectations for you tomorrow.
- But she didn't trip, so what can I say? - Can we have Alexis, Aja, Cynthia, Nina.
- Kourt, so just a couple steps and then I think I just made up a word.
- Yeah, perfect.
- Kourt, Khlo, I think I just made up a word - Mama-ger - Okay.
Cynthia, you got to remember to come up to the front, 'cause it's gonna look very clumsy if you don't make it up to the front.
- Okay.
- Make sure you don't let your sisters upstage you, 'cause that's not what Kim is about.
Can we try all that from the beginning? - Wait, is it one? - On two.
- Two, that's it, right? - No, no, no, no, no.
Maybe it's a cha-cha.
One, two, three, four, five, six - So wait.
One, two wait, what? - Girl, how you Puerto Rican and don't know how to do that? - Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, I want to - That's what I was doing, bitch.
- No, no, no, no.
You were doing like [laughter.]
- Okay, ladies, we're gonna have to move to the next section.
Can you grab her arm like this? And can you be here like this? Like, can you have your hands, like, maybe on her shoulders? I know.
It's a tough life, baby.
Black lives matter.
Let's do this one more time.
- And we'll rake in the dough - Mama-ger - And you're here.
- I'm here, yeah, got you.
- Yeah, 'cause she's gonna go down.
- Got you, I got you.
- Can we stop the music? You Nina, you got to make sure that even if you mess up, that you don't show that on your face.
Because if you do that face tomorrow Nina? - Hmm? - How do you feel about today? - Um, I was kind of down about my character.
- Why would you be down about being Khloe? - Because I wanted Blac Chyna, so - Tomorrow, we got to have all that gone.
I could sense that energy right now.
It's a little sketchy boots.
- Nina just can't seem to let it go.
- You are the three main sisters.
Right now, it looks a little bit all over the place.
- Nina's in a bad mood, Aja doesn't know the moves, and I don't know what Cynthia's doing.
And they are the main characters of the piece.
They are the Kardashians.
This is a problem.
- Let's move forward.
Can you all give a hand thing? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, like that.
- [laughs.]
Love it.
- We love our big sisters They're, oh, so adoring - Just make sure when you hit your hands that they actually hit and you're, like, not missing each other.
- We love our big sisters They're, oh, so adoring - I was never a clapper.
- Y'all think y'all can do this? - Yes.
- Okay.
- We can do it.
- We love our big sisters They're, oh, so adoring - Don't give me that look.
- You also have to stay in character, because right now I'm seeing you two, but I'm not seeing Kylie and Kendall.
You've got a lot of work to do.
Like, a lot.
- We're fucked.
- Coming up - Did my nose get thinner? Oh, my God, I think I've lost weight in my nose.
- It's a Hanukkah miracle.
Aja's nose got smaller.
- Ha! [RuPaul laughs, bell rings.]
[RuPaul laughs - Yay, yay, it's today! - Come on, cripple.
- Come on, hobble, hobble.
- Today's performance day.
It's really important for me to do well in this challenge because my knee is hurt and if I happen to have to lip sync for my life, I'm gonna be at a disadvantage.
- Look at these little petite ballet shoes.
Who do these belong to? - How you feeling today, Miss Thang? How's your knee? - I feel good.
I'm trying to rhinestone my little ballet slippers 'cause I have to wear flats.
There's just something about flats that make me not feel like a drag queen.
- When life gives you lemons - You take rhinestones and cover up that lemon.
- Absolutely.
- I am not a huge fan of Eureka, but seeing what she's going through, I feel really bad for Eureka.
If you can get through the things that you've been through in your life, this is a cakewalk.
- Trust, girl.
- Even if you're hobbling.
[laughter.]
- Did my nose get thinner? Did I have a nose job while I was here? It does look thinner.
- Oh, my God, I think I lose weight in my nose.
Am I bugging? - It's a Hanukkah miracle.
Aja's nose got smaller.
- Ha! - I'm having a day today where I just really want to clear the air and approach Sasha and Valentina and apologize for being disrespectful.
- Can I tell you guys about one of the disorders that I have? - Eating.
- Don't joke about that.
- Sasha? - Yes.
- Can I talk to you and Valentina really quick? - Yeah, of course.
- I never really got a chance to apologize specifically to you all over the joke that I cracked about eating disorders.
You were having a vulnerable moment, and it's not respectful of me to diminish anyone else's.
- Mm-hmm.
- And I'm really sorry for that.
- I also apologize to you.
It's a sensitive issue for me because I was severely anorexic for my entire early twenties.
I was so, like, unhealthy looking.
People would, like, call me E.
T.
and stuff 'cause of the way that I looked on the street.
It was like I have I still have a lot I have a lot of hurt from it still.
- Are you okay? - This is just such a touchy subject for me because I do probably still have an eating disorder.
- Oh, sweetheart.
- And before I left, I promised my mom that I would eat every single day.
It's so hard because sometimes I feel like I'm force feeding myself.
- I applaud you guys for opening up because in the past, I've had a deep, deep battle with bulimia.
About three years ago, I was feeling all these pressures by just the beauty standards that exist within the gay community, and it's something that I've had a lot of shame about.
Sometimes people don't understand that though we come across as these really strong, beautiful creatures, that sometimes we're really struggling on the inside.
- Underneath.
- I honestly never thought I'd be able to talk to other drag queens this openly about these issues.
- Yeah, 'cause it's not just a thing with women, I'll tell you that.
It's very prevalent in the gay community to have an eating disorder.
- I'm surprised about how many girls have struggled with this.
There's power in being able to confide in your sisters and have them support you.
- This is RuPaul's Best Friend Race.
- This RuPaul's Best Group Therapy Race.
[laughter.]
[RuPaul laughs.]
- Cover girl, put the bass in your walk Head to toe, let your whole body talk [cheers and applause.]
- Yeah! - Welcome to the main stage of "RuPaul's Drag Race.
" Michelle Visage, seen any good shows lately? - I just starred in "The Best Little Whorehouse in South Plainfield.
" - Oh, con-drag-ulations.
- I was the house.
- [laughs.]
Fashion superstar Carson Kressley, how'd you get a ticket? - I waited in line for 16 days.
[laughter.]
- And Broadway baby Todrick Hall, how'd my girls do yesterday? - I smell a Tony.
- Like Tony Danza? - More like a Tony Braxton.
- Oh, I can breathe again.
[laughter.]
And the mega talented Meghan Trainor.
I love your latest album, "Thank You.
" - Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
- You.
- This week, we challenged our queens to a lip sync extravaganza, and now they're ready to make herstory with Kardashian: The Musical.
Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
Coming up - Bitch, you turned it out.
[RuPaul laughs, bell rings.]
[RuPaul laughs.]
- How could one woman take her family of girls - And make a media dynasty that took over the world? - You can criticize and player-hate And say you don't care But the Met Ball would suck If their asses weren't there - So would E!, Instagram, Snapchat and the S-vies - They fuss and fight and disrespect But always end up besties - These Calabasas queens give us life They're so glam - And here is how this clan became the new royal fam - Ily - Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah I'm Britney and you should hear how I sing - I'm Lindsay [coughs.]
And fire crotch is my thing - That's hot.
I'm Paris And I don't have to do anything But bitches bow down 'cause I'm the new Miss Thing - Paparazzi popping pictures 'Cause we're dressed so fancy The press only posts when we're not wearing panties - Oops, I think I just did it again.
[laughter.]
- Hey, you, get out the way Our pussies are on fire - No, they're just on display-yay-yay-yay-yay - Oh, my God, she's right.
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.
- It's totally hot.
- Yeah.
- Anyways, who are you? - I'm Kim.
- Kim who? - Ahem.
- Kimberly Kardashian - Who? - Kimberly Kardashian - That's what I thought you said.
- Hey, Britney, can I be in your gang? - If you hold her Birkin bags Then maybe you can hang [coughs.]
- Hey, Paris, how'd you get so famous? - You make a home movie and you just act shameless - What kind of movie? [RuPaul laughs.]
- Kimmy, I should be your manager You know, since I'm your mom - Mom, you're such an amateur - You're definitely mom - Mama-ger - That's me.
Is that absurd? Kourt, Khlo, I think I just made up a word - Mama-ger - I'll get you on a TV show I'll film you eating salad And we'll rake in the dough - Mama-ger We're sisters A-whoo Sisters - I'm Kim and I'm the bombshell Banging booty you know well There's Ray J and then Kanye With a pit stop in the NBA And I break the internet every other day.
Suckas.
- I'm Khloe and I only date ballers Big sweet butt that makes them all holla The gay boys' favorite, you know it's true Puts us large and in charge But you already knew-ooh - Sisters - Are you keeping up? I'm Kourtney I'm the little big sister in the family I'm educated with a college degree So why do I let Scott stick his Disick in me? - Sisters A-whoo We're the OG-3 - Don't you mean four, like four sisters? - Mom! - Sisters A-whoo It's the U.
S.
of K.
No one's gonna come to get away Sisters [telephone rings.]
- Hello.
- Hello.
- Kendall, Kylie, please report to your - Mama-ger - We love our big sisters They're, oh, so adoring But your storylines Were starting to get a little boring We were in the background But we've come a long way Now, you can't spell Kardashian Without a big, fat J - Get it? - Yeah.
- Hey, my name is Kendall and I'm a supermodel I took to the runway like a baby with the bottle I've walked for Oscar, Karl and Diane von Furstie I shun the limelight while my sisters are thirsty - I'm Kylie I'm the one with the lips 80 million fans want my makeup tips I've got my own clothing line And my own mouth plumper Got a Jenner face and Kardashian dumper - We've got the best selling apps We're an online addiction Sisters ruling the world And we'll keep on kicking - Yes.
- Don't think y'all could do this without me Blac Chyna up in here - Whoo! - Blac Chyna I'm the video vixen of the Kardashians In a couple weeks I'm trashing that Had a baby with Tyga, but he dumped me for Kylie I'm the Kardashian wrecking ball But don't call me Miley I'm stealing the spotlight and no one can help me You're riding my coattails and liking my selfies, uh All right, I'm out, I'm out [laughter.]
- Whoo! - This new American dynasty has only just begun Next is the galaxy, so step aside, hon My name is North West Don't be acting all distressed I became the best of the rest by nursing on Kim's breast I'm the new face of reality royalty Had my first fragrance out when I was only age three President at nine Then queen of the Milky Way Then I cured cancer Yes, it started with a K Now, Kim is my mama-ger, but Kris is still here She gonna be running the show for 3,000 more years - Selfie.
Click.
- Do we still take selfies in the future? - That's hot.
- The greatest story ever told And we've only just begun We're not famous for nothing We're the Kardashians - Kardashians - Now streaming on DVD.
[applause.]
- Coming up - Everyone was looking at you.
- I would definitely nominate her at least for a Tony Award.
- She totally blew an opportunity.
[RuPaul laughs, bell rings.]
[RuPaul laughs.]
- Category is faux fur fabulous.
Peppermint.
- No poodles were killed in the making of this garment.
- She's a Power Puff Girl.
- Trinity Taylor.
Here she's savage beauty and here's she's childlike savage beauty.
- I know it's faux fur, but I believe she just flashed us some beaver.
- Sasha Velour.
Slow down.
Why you always Russian? - Dr.
Zhiva-go, girl, go.
- I'd love to take a peek behind her iron curtain.
- Alexis Michelle.
Oh, a touch of mink.
- She's so cold.
- All of a sudden, I want some honey.
- What becomes a legend most? Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
- Clearly, she wants to be spotted in this.
- Is that snow leopard because I think I just downloaded that? [Michelle laughs.]
Nina Bo'nina Brown Girly Brown.
Well, you've heard of Cruella DeVille? This is Coupe DeVille.
- Someone called in the clydesdales.
[laughter.]
- Aja.
- She's frozen.
Let it go.
- Oh, these aren't frozen.
- No, that's what I call a winter's tail.
Valentina.
Her anaconda do.
- Touch the snakeskin.
Touch all of the snakeskin.
- 10, 10, 10, 10.
- Farrah Moan.
I think she's a member of the green party.
- With that ass.
- Yeah.
- I'm green with envy.
- Fraggle Rock fashion week.
Shea Coulee.
- Oh.
- She's got a mouth on her.
- I think her boobs just winked at me.
- She's serving face.
- Eureka! There's a whore in Whoville.
[laughter.]
Stop relying on those crutches.
- [laughs.]
- Welcome, ladies.
I've made some decisions.
When I call your name, please step forward.
Peppermint.
Alexis Michelle.
Farrah Moan.
Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
Nina Bo'nina Brown Kennedy Onassis.
Shea Coulee.
Ladies, you represent the peaks and the pits of the week.
The rest of you are safe.
You may leave the stage.
Now it's time for the judges critiques, starting with Peppermint.
- Let's talk about your Britney Spears.
You had the body language and you were committed to the character.
Totally nailed it.
- And I think you looked beautiful on the runway tonight, but there's something about the skirt.
It almost feels like an afterthought to the top half.
- Up next, Alexis Michelle.
- I know Kris Jenner and I think you embodied her.
- I just want to be your best friend because of that performance.
- Bitch, you turned it out.
But on this main stage, it could not be more basic.
- I was thinking, like, this is a Studio 54 night out on a winter night.
- This is literally something that you can buy at any store in the mall, shoes included.
Just step it up, because that Kris Jenner was the business.
- Up next, Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
- This kind of fur, like, maxi gown, I do think it swallows you a little bit, which is not always a bad thing, but it is in this case.
- We need to talk about Kim.
What upset me the most was that you didn't know the words.
- And it's tough, because you were Kim.
Everyone was looking at you.
- When it's a lip sync number, you kind of have to know the words.
- Up next, Nina Bo'nina Brown Champagne King.
- This runway look, it's a very, like, Mary J.
Blige nineties, going to get milk in the middle of winter in Chicago.
I get what you're selling.
I'm not sure I want to buy it.
- You got the role of Khloe Kardashian.
You knew your words, you were on it, you had the choreography, but I didn't get much Khloe.
- You were a little bit difficult to work with yesterday.
Can you please tell me what was going on? - My mind was very set on Blac Chyna, and when it was given to Shea, I thought it was like a setup in a way for me to, like, fail.
- What we just heard was that there was a conspiracy theory that sounded more like paranoia.
Is this an ongoing theme throughout your life? - I've always mentioned how the Atlanta scene has treated me and I felt like they never embraced me, and so I just feel like people just have something against me.
- I've seen so many people wear their victimhood as a badge of honor.
Don't let that sabotage your opportunity here.
- Sorry.
Thank you.
- Up next, Farrah Moan.
- Your makeup's always flawless.
I just think you're a little heavy-handed on your highlighter.
So every time you turn, all I see is, like, metal, metal.
- I felt like there was no personality in the performance and it did take me a minute, even with the turquoise hair, to be, like, which one was Kylie.
- You could have made some character choices, pouty faces, to, like, do something that was signature Kylie.
It was just very underwhelming.
- Up next, Shea Coulee.
- This look, I love it, and I felt like I was at a Jeremy Scott runway show.
And you were a dream to work with.
I just love everything about your energy, and you came out here and nailed it.
- You stole the entire show.
That's all I was talking about, too, that dance break and how I want to be you so bad.
- Yeah, girl, we'll go to the club.
- Yes, girl.
- All right, thank you, ladies.
I think we've heard enough.
While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
[car engine starts.]
Just between us mama-gers, let's talk about Peppermint.
- I though she did great.
She was channeling Britney.
She was thinking of Britney poses that were signature, and it was a slam-dunk.
- She didn't really look like Britney at all, but she embodied the carefree feeling of Britney.
- On the runway tonight, I just didn't like that skirt.
And it happened last week, too.
These plain pink bottoms are getting boring.
- Like, I'm right here.
- I'm sorry, Carson.
- Alexis Michelle.
- The runway look was a really boring effort.
- But Alexis was a dream to work with.
She was great on stage.
I would definitely nominate her at least for a Tony Award.
- Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
She's so charming, but she wasn't able to apply that to Kim.
- Not knowing the lyrics was inexcusable.
- I'd be willing to give her a pass if she knew a certain chunk of the lyrics.
And also, her faking was terrible.
- Nina Bo'nina Brown.
- I'm a fan of Nina, but I feel like she was a little pouty and kind of just said, like, oh, this wasn't the role that I wanted, so I'm really not gonna try very hard.
- It was very difficult for me to find the energy to work with her.
She would not give eye contact.
When you gave her a correction, she would be like, I heard you.
That would be her response.
- This happened last week.
We started to get into it.
But tonight it was like, oh, uh-oh, this is actually a really big red flag.
- Mm-hmm.
Farrah Moan.
- She couldn't maintain simple choreography.
- I didn't get anything from her during the musical number.
- She could have done so many things with her lips.
She could have done the bottle That looked really obscene.
I didn't mean that.
- It looked very natural for you, actually.
- I know, I definitely would've sucked on a cup.
- She totally blew an opportunity right there.
- Shea Coulee.
I was so impressed with her dropping it on that stage.
- Shea killed it as Blac Chyna, and then she came out here on the runway with her faux fur challenge.
It's super fun.
She presented it great.
Tonight is a stellar night for Shea Coulee.
- Silence.
I've made my decision.
Bring back my girls.
[RuPaul laughs, bell rings.]
[RuPaul laughs.]
- Welcome back, ladies.
I've made some decisions.
Peppermint.
You're safe.
Alexis Michelle.
Your Kris Jenner was spot on, but your faux fur was a faux pas.
You're safe.
Shea Coulee.
Girl, your Blac Chyna done broke my internet.
Con-drag-ulations.
You're the winner of this week's challenge.
[applause.]
You've won a Caribbean cruise package for two, plus airfare from All Out Vacations.
- Thank you so much.
I really appreciate that.
And, mama, you look so good tonight, it's damn near sinful.
- [laughs.]
Nina Bo'nina Brown.
You hit the runway looking like Mary J.
Blige, but please, girl, no more drama.
Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
As Kim Kardashian, you didn't keep up.
Farrah Moan.
As Kylie, the judges weren't a sucker for your pucker.
Nina Bo'nina Brown, you're safe.
You may join the other girls.
- Thank y'all.
- Cynthia Lee, Farrah, I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
- [whimpers.]
- Two queens stand before me.
Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of "Woman Up" by Meghan Trainor.
Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
The time has come [thunder.]
To lip sync [echoing.]
for your life.
- Cynthia Lee Fontaine, hey, this is your chance to stay.
Just slay that lip sync.
- Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
[music plays.]
- Put your favorite heels on 'Cause they make you feel strong When you're lookin' good You know you're gonna have a good time Don't forget mascara And to keep your head up Like Madonna would Rub her lipstick redder than wine So let's go Roll your bumper and whine slow Show the world you can shine, glow 'Cause you got the light now You got the light now, ow! All my girls raise your hand If you don't need a man 'Cause you're more than good enough You gotta woman up, woman up All my girls, we show, we groove Just make them remember you This one's for all my girls My girls who woman up, woman up Mm-hmm Woman up, woman up Mwah Hey - All my girls raise your hand - Raise your hand Time to take a stand Mm-hmm You gotta woman up, woman up All my girls, we show, we groove Just make them remember you This one's for all my girls My girls who woman up, woman up - Yeah! - Whoo! [cheers and applause.]
- Ladies I need a moment.
Would you please excuse me? - Ru walks off the set.
What's going on? - I am so confused.
- I'm nervous.
Like, shit is going down.
- Thank you for waiting, ladies.
I have made my decision.
Eureka.
Would you please step forward? We've been in touch with the doctor.
You need time to heal, and in good conscience, I cannot allow you to continue in the competition.
- [sobs.]
No.
- Please know that you are loved here and that you have an open invitation to return next season.
- Thank you.
- But for now, I'm so sad to say sashay away.
- Thank you guys so much.
And I will be back.
I love you guys.
[sobbing.]
- I'm so sorry.
- I love you guys so much.
Thank you all so much.
I love you.
- Te amo.
- Yes, bitch.
[applause.]
- I'm starting to crutch off and I hear the whole crew behind me Just applauding.
Well, you found it once and you'll find it again.
[laughter.]
- Yes, bitch.
- I just feel sad that I understand doctor's orders.
All I can do is move forward, you know.
The love that I've been given during this entire situation, I finally feel like I'm a part of something that's bigger than me, you know, and I don't know how the hell that's possible.
'Cause y'all know mama is big as hell.
I have an open invitation for Season 10, so y'all watch out.
- Ladies, there has been too much loss here tonight.
Shantay, you both stay.
[applause.]
Remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else? Can I get an amen up in here? - Amen! - Amen! - All right, now let the music play.
- Hey, get it, girl It's your world, hey Get it, get it, girl Whoa-oh-oh